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1/4000 chance flex
We didn't have clover we were trying to unlock it
clover rolls that 1/4000 chance again
You cant choose that item it's a drop that only elites can spawn with a 1/4000 chance
also true for booklogs
oh right, elite equipment
not just increased, two rolls for the successful outcome
ive never got an aspect before because i run command like a ninny most of the time and probably glossed over an orange command essence
ninny
I wish it wasn't the fire one I still have no Idea what it did I didn't get a chance to test on the final boss as he may or may not have been 1 shoted
I got it in command
I HATE THUNDESLAM NOISE ON CONSOLE JESUS CHRIST
that's what you get for having loader on your team yea
what does that rare equipment do?
is it different on PC?
it's subtle and neat
damn pc players always complaining
everything that blazing elites do
instakill anything behind you with a fire trail on console apparently
fireman's boots but good
Less buggy once on console I got 1 shoted right after I started tp and when it happened the game then looked at my body for like 10 minutes and then I just left the game
elite skin colours as unlockable skins for getting the specific aspect on that character would be neat cause some of the elite colours genuinely go hard
minus the head ornamentation obviously
Fire aspect commando 
red dog
spectral circlet kinda mid but everything else looks sick
this pic goes so hard
what makes them like that?
fire elite aspect
Now do it with haritic 
with vulture crown?
No

This guy
what does that do like ability wise
nothing
Puts enemy's on fire

so its an equipment that does nothing?
It's a passive effect only
Yep
you can't activate it
slightly trembles
i should try heretic
im trying to get him rn
The enemy's now knows how it feels to get 1 shotted by spikes
i just got nae naed
nae nae back wtf are you doing
it will never know because player doesnt get the 16x damage boost for simply being a tier 2 elite
also idk how my pals are dying in command artifact monsoon
literally easiest shit ever
choosing between atg and atg too long
all u have to do is obliterate idk whats goin on
i feel like command is cheating but choosing ur item takes time which leaves u vulnerable…. ive been melted by multicolored mushroom poop more often than i shouldve
skill issue? skill issue.
CRIES!!! i can only monsoon on my own
true command users pick an item they need in 0.7 seconds
if i monsoon w other people theyre dead weight
im a mf bird
he aint got 5head but he got 5beak
i got the 4 heresy items
OH
quick get 
oh.
what that do?
double hp and double damage and more attack speed
its crack cocaine theyre telling u to do drugs
i cant i got np lunar coins

bankruptcy
yeah why not
then he fucking sucks
does anyone like actually like the meteorite equipment
why
dude she’s literally the best
lady birb has like
bro what
is it bc u want gun pew pew explosion
20% more base damage than acrid
Gd1
like the pure stat
i play loader
and twice as much hp as mult

are u disappointed with the m1
and also you have like 2 best skills in the game being hooks of heresy and ruin
but thoses abilites are ASSSSSSS
which just kill the game
why
I'm up
Now what?
if u have the right items theyre NOT ass i guarantee you
go down
youre insane
they are not ass with any items
A lot of people
it's pretty cool, free damage, but cooldown kinda meh
No I'm gamer
ruin seems to be the only good thing

also very funny im multiplayer, lets you hear screams of the damned
hooks is like the best m2 in the game
Hooks is the best m2 in the game 
i dont hear anything while playing
Blast canister
devs did a bit of miscalculation and it deals shit ton of damage
tf is an m2
yea i get like flashbacks whenever my friend says “guess what” they turn on meteorite and i scream
secondary
Funny
Playing with random on console sucks because most are either players trying to speed run the game and not getting items or new players that refuse to touch the void
hooks and essence seem good but the other 2 suck phat nuts
jacob do you feel less miserable today
Yes ❤️
You just have massive skill issue
that's great
says the stadia user
Not feeling like shit is almost as good as sex
glad to hear like
im very happy for you you are a great person and you deserve to be happy
You assume I actually use stadia 
wholesome moments with gd1
awwww
So are you (I'll be back eventually don't worry 😳
lies
i got your balls
✋
And I'll get mod and take over again
✊
yo careful ur tamperin w diamonds
Let's go
SCREAM
dont let your account get compromised
I compromise yo m
yom
yom
yom
Xbox live
xbox?
Me when
xbox die
where do they live
xbox die
xbox clinical coma
I went to the void once yesterday and a jellyfish got band, foot, focus Crystal I thing, and Dios best friend
good ass time spending
Xbox dying breath
xbox cripple
xbox cripple
Xbox mentally disabled
obama please im just a little guy
Pen folder
Stadia user
obama please im just a little guy

False
I actually play on pc
The jellyfish ended up getting rid of 500 hp after exploding
youve beaten me
im rippin a fat one on ur pillow tonight
okay captain player
ok no roles haver
eww another captain
it's kinda weird how much captain stans joined lately
what is WRONG with playing captai n
before i've seen like
detective

he's the worst gameplay-wise designed character
m1 spam simulator
why must i witness slander of every character i like
outfit do be bussin tho
diablo
i like loader, rex and engineer am i valid?
if u like any character i dont think it matters 😭
captain is sexy and his m1 makes enemies die fast so he's fun to play and releases the endorphins
only valid character is bird
real????
no that one is so awful

m1 the character
have you looked at that vomit inducing model??
im so sorry to who made that model but that is actual horror
idk i think its funny
i like when u can hear him in your ear when hes literally like 700 miles away from you
this why ror2 characters dont have faces
its just
horrible.
Ew
Mobile game
or like project sekai
who
What
alright it was just a yes or no question
i dont think its that lots of captain simps jointed recently i think its just me boldly professing my love for him in this server every 2 seconds making the rest of the simps do the same
i did at a point but stopped now
POV: u cant dodge
pov u dont have orbital strike because you play mul t
Captain is just boring
foo get…. (dont expose me like that)
you don't have to worry about me becoming a captain stan
and you're boring
i dont think it MATTERS WHAT CHARACTER YOU PLAY
Your mother was pretty boring last night
i actually quite like captains gun although I think bandits shotgun feels better
tru, got so bored in the closet
what da hell man
bandit shotgun cant be used to snipe
yeah but bandit shotgun has a better thunk to it
I play every character
I main heretic
it can if ur good enough
yeah you gotta cut that weird shit off until tilted finds you and mutes for a day or two, just warning
awesome
time to hide lad
i think i understand when too much is too much
heretic actually should be pickable in the surv screen though.
heretic is actually really fun
yurrr flex those lunar coinsss
No
It's a secret transformation and i like that
but lunar coin economy is just depressing
no im fine with it being a transformation
heretic is a free win like
but after you get it, being in the screen would be nice.
i have like 120 lunar coins i just never use lunar coins
Lunar coins should be twice as common and lunar coin costs should be twice as high
if you boutta make her a selectable character nerf that shit first
welcome to bloating health and damage stats to make people feel its more rewarding
good plan tbf
Artifact of Capitalism
people would complain less.
heretic as a selectable character would legit ruin her
shadow about to get nerf be like
The way it is now, getting coins is too inconsistent
Yes
ruin!!!!!!!!!!! like heretics special ability that adds stacks of ruin each one dealing 300% damage once the ability is activated!!
each stack deals 300% damage
Are you sure about that?
no
it's 300%+120% for each stack
she's not a character, she's transformation that occurs when you already have all the heresy items. if she was designed pickable they would've made her pickable
omg! reference!
picking up 4 gestures should just turn me into Whorl
well based on that one vid by grovetender, lunars were meant to corrupt the aliens saved by provedence
True
oh is that why mando's achievement is called incorruptible
as he starts ror2 for 1 min
so lunars didn't exist when providence was in charge?
like lunars are a mithrix thing?
Incorruptible deez nuts
Lunars are weird because like
wicked shit
mithrix made those to corrupt shiz
Corpsebloom is just a plant
so much lore for some blue items sold by a cool guy in his own little dimension shop
Like Brittle Crown I think is a Mithrix created item but there's just random shit in the Lunar pool
Gesture is just a shell
so every scavenger u see is a legal degenerate
like the heresy item
corpsebloom could be a modified plant
mithrix specifically shaped shaped glass?
I dont know what's going on in this clip
and he shaped an infinite amount of them pog
he really did
why does mithrix get this credit
the newt is the one who sells the wares
The Shaped log doesn't seem written by Mithrix
knowing that every single ror2 surv would pick it
newt is like
10x better than any boss tbh
most Lunar items don't seem to be which is why it's weird
shaped ass
man has his own dimension he can permanently banish you from
can convert items into higher tiers
and sell lunars
and also has a portal to the void
newt is busted
newt ganked void polices tho
newt god tho
kinda based
permanently
terms and conditions apply*
the fucking upcoming Domino item
Lore entry from some disturbed man that saw the feature and feels miserable about the downfall of everything
you wanna tell me Mithrix made a Domino and some random dude wrote this about it
Amongle
Newt made raid shadow legends
Among us!
i wanna know more about the council behind the scene that sent artificer
sounds menacing
Wait the upcoming what
oh god why can't I cancel the flight of milky chysalis
Dominos pizza
It costed me my monsoon mith fight
Mods, can we kill newt
Bizzo made some puzzles and it lead to this which is apparently a Lunar item
the Lore entry is pinned in theorycrafting
trueeee
Yoooo
Domino gaming
give him 100 atg and 10 purity
I love purity
gpu lunar item? 
Same
Who needs procs
Alright time to cry on tlost
picking up the gpu lunar adds a stackable +10% ram to your game 🙂
cope
I don't think Domino increases your computer power
yes it does
What does this domino do then
scientifically approved
ok, then if it doesn't do that what could it POSSIBLY do?
Exactly
makes you better at dominos
oh fuck
zamn
they're right.
Hell yeah
Playing dominoes with newt
the lore entry has me worried it's some really stupid effect
the would be fun
whats rhe lore entry
win and free red item ?👉 👈
What's the lore
sounds like some accient drug
no please
no pls
A Lunar item that slows you down is the last thing this game needs
Eulogy
Jojos reference Holy shit
heavy gives me the ptsd
i searched that and the newgrounds link i found was not needed.
what if it slows down the games timer but also you?
I'd die of old age
tho messing with the games timer is apparently smth that just won't happen anyways
It was just rule 34 hosted on new grounds for it
like i said....WAT
Increases movement speed by 50%
Slows movement speed by 60% 
i never said this
sorry, edit moment
aw edited :((
u and i r close
If an enemy is out of focus crystal range when I click the button but it's within focus crystal range when the damage is dealt, does it deal focus crystal damage?
er I mean do I deal focus crystal damage
dex lunar items suggestions be like
he fucking did that for damage
pretty sure its just whenever damage is dealt, not when the damage source is activated
Wait
What
Thanks
wolfo has heavy ptsd from time spent in feedback and ideas section
anything in the focus chrystal range, no matter when, the dmg is amped
feedback and ideas is a section you dont go in
sounds like a copium land
i was there closer to around when acrid released and its just awful tbh
the one good is not worth the rest of whats there.
tfw no christmas tree rex skin 😔
ok lit idea tbf
that one was a lit idea, but it didn't happen this year so cope
awww, kute void doggo with a christmas tree on his head
you ve been memeing about gd1 and lfg pc but f&I is hell on earth
even if it was just default rex with a little bit of snow and lights i'd be happy. no unlock requirement because its an xmas present 🙂
What if
Acrid with Santa hat, and a candy cane in his mouth
achievement: give ur coop pal ur bungus
huntress in ms.claus skimpy outfit
I would take an hour of meme dump in gd1 over reading any item/survivor suggestion
no cake thirst here
🙏
Same
I already do that so 
the fights in the discussion thread
seeing the sUs huntress meme for the 69th time be like
funky
jesus I thought there was a steven universe huntress meme and I was about to get mad
Me seeing gup for the 40000th time

check feedback. i made one 🙂
Can someone send the infamous "you're in GLAIVE danger" image
pls no
I hate it
what?
what's that image
I guess he deleted it but it was like -5 base damage but you have x2 damage with always equated to a damage up
'you're in glaive danger' not with that dps
...
What?
That's uhhh
Dumb
Corpsebloom for affecting the same thing twice essentially (both things being healing) does like a good job for that but you really just can't have a Lunar item increase and decrease the same overall stat twice
i miss firewaze messing with f&i big time
x2 healing
Doubles direct healing, turns it into healing over time
twice the healing but it's over time
Ohhhh
basicly screw u over
basically really good until you loop
basically no downside until you loop
and undying with rejuv rack
also you only heal a % cap of your max hp, so you either need insane max hp or be on loop 0
even white leeching seed is meh
leeching seed is pointless
I would understand if green item pool was bloated but like????
no
leeching seed was fine until they added harvester scythe, now its outmatched

it should rly be +2 on hit for stack 1 then +1 for consecutive stacks
Scythe being worse leech seed without a crit glass les go
you can't balance items with crit for shit
time to play risk of rain 2
getting 2 leeching seed from mountain shrine tele on stage one gives me the depression
time not to play any games
@simple sun theres so many ways to get more crit, also its easy to manipulate a run to get the items you want now with the addition of shops and printers being more common
yeah the whole 1 way to get crit
Scythes okay at full crit
crit for me is basicly not noticed, then look back and 103%
definitely not the thing that makes or breaks a late game run
you need 25% crit to match 1 leeching seed.
what is "the j"?
thats on top of the increased DPS and crit item synergies
the jiiz
easy then just make scythe give 25% crit
it's ok guys
if you take lost seers glasses leeching seeds are better
good idea 🙂
or better yet make scythe set your MINIMUM crit chance to 25% without giving any explicit bonus to crit
scythe stack strat real
Deskplant fucking healed me for 600k in a run no item matches up to that
deskplant kinda busted ngl
how about scythe caps crit?
i don't like rng items :/
guaranteed white cauldron on commencement and in bazaar between times, yay or nay?
gaurunteed red item printer for 1 white item on stage 1. agree?
Guaranteed white cauldron on commencement is far from guaranteeing it's a good item
key cauldron
guarenteed bungus
commencement is fine, shop is not.
then im awake
just making that possibility certain
I don't understand the point of a white to red cauldron in Bazaar every time it's suggested
wait
they really want that bungus, thats all
not in the other order?
what
oh right Red to white
What
That would be broken
I would scrap dios
red to white is cool
and aegis
I would scrap happiest mask
mask is busted against mithrix when it procs the rolly Polly and you lure him into the pool
leeching seed should just be a white tbh
just the entire possibility of these shenanigans
"I want a guaranteed place to get rid of my bad reds before mithrix so that's why It should be in the bazaar"
Why not just guaranteed in Commencement?
" 🙁 "
why the fuck do I always have exactly $1 less than what I need
this shrine costs $933 and I have $932
economy issues
hacking beacon 
is why mask only 3rd worst






(?)



















free scrap for commencement
nahnah not just before mithrix
only for dios and aegis
wake of vulture can go to the trash bin anytime for me
wake of vultures saved my ass once on escape sequence because I fell asleep
not scrapping that ever
🙏
whenever i get legendaries i usually get a brain stalks then stack afterburners to make both of captains utilities incredibly spammable
its funny
Once Again Happiest Mask Is A Brilliant Item Against Phase 3
captain moment
do happiest mask ghosts stay after he takes your items
they still
yea
👁️
👀
trolling?
no
they would likely die before he goes into last phase
unless
but if you get so lucky you kill a rolly Polly right before it
then yeah
it rolls around for some time until it dies
i like chimera happiest mask moment
i never get it anyway ehh
and useless against phase 4 cause its easy anyway
phase 3 is the only hard phase so your point bein
what does stacking mask do
its not hard 😎
yes
more casper the ghost
ghosts live longer
Except that you can skip phase 4 with it
heres to praying todays the dev thoughts
I'm sorry to inform you
But the devs stopped thinking
hiii
How are you?
i feel very gooddddddddd today's a good day
That's good :)
bru
Wait why did dyno
wdym dyno that's like the first gif krakon posted idk ever maybe
Anyone wanna play multi-player
hellooo
Hi jacob
hiii
How are you?
heya jacob
:)
hi everyone
what about yall
hi!
I'm fine :)
?
i've been doing great this whole day
i just woke up and i am laying in bed
Lfg channels if you're looking for people
those are the channels you can use if you want to find someone to play with
yknow id play but i am In Bed™️
yessss bed is awesom
truther
cold pillows kinda hit tho
When the dev thoughts dropping what’s y’all’s guesses
idkkkk
thursday
27th
uncles was aiming to go for the last week of the month from the start
O
but november and december last thursdays were american holidays so had to do a week earlier
if a chest is too far away, would you skip it?
no
what is even too far away
that's a very vague distance
never
Hello GD1, please maul me to death over this tierlist me and my friend made
I've seen this one before
ok in which situation frost relic and focus crystal are bad
microbots in S
not very original ik
dml is a bit too high
rose buckler criminally low
dml?

ahh
in a is 👍
situational is 🤨
yet blast shower isnt in it?
oof
skipped over that one lol
fyi to that spammer: it will still be in the audit log
was that a free nitrо
blast shower is like The Situational
banned for saying the n word
nooooo
buckler that good?
buckler is 30 armor in a click of a button
and focus crystal and relic arent that situational
buckler is not bad
30?
lmfao
that's a lotta effective hp
yeah buckler good
if nemry uses m2 to dash to an enemy but it dies before he gets there, he can't slash it, so he just vibrates for like a full second and then stops moving
nemry's hella jank because rob's laptop died before he could polish him
nemry is the reason I'm going to get into modding
sawmerang S planula lower focused convergence 🚮
note "is the reason", he's already the reason, I just have executive dysfunction and I can't actually commit to doing anything unless I make it a SMART Goal
pretty alright list otherwise
effigy my beloved in f 😔
yea thats why i thought it was btter
amogus is god tier, if you thoughtful about your teammates at least sometimes
heal your mates
dagger is three hits with a pc of 1 every time an enemy dies
unlimited range
they even phase through terrain
mmm from what to what
gonna do my own questionable tier list
haha shit I forgot about the free 70 armor
it doesn't even say that in difficulty select, it's just a surprise
I wish I could delete sundered Grove and abyssal depths from the plane of existence
called
going to bazaar after stage 3
Which on is grove again?
I know but I DONT WANNA SEE ABYSSAL DEPTHS AND GILDED COAST EVERY TIME plus I'm a broke mf when it comes to moon donuts
Is it the stage 4 mushroom?
Hell 2.0
Wait then which one is abyssal depths?
Fuck the mushroom
Do not fuck the mushroom
Tbh abyssal depths is just so red
micromycosis
Ik I have bad eyes so I can't see the tp glint
I like abyssal depths
It's so hard to find the teleporter particles on abyssal depths
abysmal more like poke my eyes out
Red’s my favorite color 😭
And burn them
it's not hard to find tp at all i just hate to look at it
at least abyssal depths isnt sundered grove
at least sundered grove isnt abysmal depths
Sundered grove has a pretty atmosphere
depths has cooler bosses
one more round in abyssal deaths is one less round in sundered grove
I can't see 2mm in front of me how will I see tp
just die on stage 3
Abyssal Depths is so intense and cool
At least abyssal is easy to find the teleporter since there's only 3 areas to check. The bottem, the top platforms and whatever the small room that isn't in the main area
And one less in sirens call
I wonder if all of the new stages will also get so much hate
compromising visuals for the better interactible budget cope and cry
Lol yeah
or if it'll be like yeah man worst flying enemy in the game flying flesh light but at least it's not wetlands aspect
more mountain shrines please
artifact of the mountain that replaces all shrines with mountain shrines
More ways to get cocky and die 😌
Only if they replace stage 5
I really really hate sundered grove. Just so much pain to find the teleporter. And holy shit so many mushroom people sniping me when I stop at the scrapper for a short while
tsundere grove
LOL
We know we're getting a stage 1,2,3 but nothing about 5
The rain formerly know as purple is a blessing to my ear buds
nah son, free items

Yes
Yes but shrines stacked on top of each other can be brutal
Thats how I first found the overloading worm
overloading worm deez nuts
And I activates multitudes mod with 50 players
I was so unprepared for it too LOL
malachite imp overlord? 😴
😡😡
A scav with capcitator
overloading overloading worm
LOL
Loading worm
It's just a worm
Oh yeah what's the name of the shitty tree/ruin for stage 2? I really hate seeing that stage
Perfected worm
with a titanium exosuit
Wetland aspect
Really dislike seeing that stage
Destroyer of worlds in a nutshell
Wetland aspect?
Nothing is worse than roost.
I like the uh desert one a lot
roost
Roost actively makes me wanna die
Its music is a jam
I love when 3 chests on roost
Sorry cring on my end 
Roost is there to make me cry
I always forget the stage 2 names
Roost is all of my 13 reasons
LMFAO
Snowy Forest gonna have the same director credit as roost but it's 2x as large
Is flat and big?
it looks huge
If flat were good
please say sike
I dont have a map I really hate except scorched acres
Scorched acres is mad annoying
ITS PRETTY, BUT IT PISSES ME OFF
why
I can't see for shit I literally circle the same thing 40 times and ITS SITTING BELOW ON THAT THINGY
WHY
then simply look there
Thats gorgeous what
what stage is that
TP SHOULDNT SPAWN THERE
Stage your mom
At least the tp would stick out like a sore thumb
Wow the new stage 1 looks good
Rallypoint delta all you need is take 1 look and you know where the TP is
The sky blends in with the particles so I can't see it for shit
Fr
My most dislike stage is sundered grove just ..... It's so damn hard to find the damn TP as there's so many random areas you need to check
yes, otherwise it put it on top of items
highly questionable tier list yeah
Well I kinda disagree the crap tier
Old rusted key model?
Uke in A?
yknow how they changed Fresh Meat to Bison steak without a model change
Mhm bs
Yknow how they also reworked Rusted Key and didn't change the name but they did change the model
And tougher times in B? Im so confused at this list
The seed is actually not that bad if you don't have the crit heals. Slow but gets the job at least.
Hooves in B? Nani the fuck
gasoline in S is
a Stretch
Hopoo feather in C LMAO
Gasoline is an A for sure but S eh

Daisy in b is a fucking tear then
Back up mags in situational? I usually go for that all the time 😭
I guess Willow isn't even that much better than Gasoline
wdym it is
backup mag is
Not Really All That Good Most Of The Time
Stacking yes but at 1 stack it's 350% dmg vs 300% dmg
Well backup mag on some survivors are pretty good
gaso stacking is half value of first so ehh
Really?
it doesnt have an impact besides wisps
I love having it, helps me a lot
Same with hard light after burner
mag is just
eh
its fine? but the overwhelming majority of whites is just sorta more desirable imo
Nemesis: Wisp
Gasoline Tier: S
Willow being more instant and stacking damage better is it's upsides
I get crowbars on mul T just so I can 1 shot the damn wisps with my rebar
Gasoline stacking might as well just be a benefit for death mark only
Mhm
once like all lesser wisps are elites
But tbh I like gasoline cause I watch my enemies slowly burn >:)
Who says I need to be effective when I'm having fun?
Wait for it, he is going to say that 5 minutes is enough for every stage
2 minutes is honestly better
me when i take 4.75 minutes per stage instead of my goal of 4.73
5 seconds or you are trash at the game
Plus fire effect look cool
you dont count minutes like that uwaaaaaah
4 minutes and 75 seconds
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
love how gd1 is just a shitposting room 24/7
it's even active at midnight, who else can say that
you cant tell me what to do
you can't die faster than 5 seconds on 1st stage unmodded
3 hours 82 minutes 69 seconds
imma shoot msylef
i spend 3 hours per hour looking in gd1
up? with heroin?
hey is it true that ND happen to everyone with a gun
or is my friend just full of shit and also irresponsible
neez duts?
negligent discharge(s)
bruh
what
Me when 200k members


irresponsible to say the least
What do you mean
There's a deadbolt server?
cool ok
Gd1 is the most serious game discussion your gonna get
LMAO
Makes sense
Deadbolt > ror2
Hello again Jesus
Is it official or fanmade
hello
Are the hopoo fellas in it
Hello Jesus christ
hello
How are you today?
tired bout to sleep
Should I be trying to play more on the normal difficulty rather than drizzle lmao
yes
Your choice
Ah
Well goodnight then
You decide how to have fun
thank you good day then
I played drizzle for several months then jumped to monsoon cuz it seemed fun to get harder enemies earlier
You need to play higher difficulties at least to open remaining items, and at most is skins
I've not completed most challenges
Wow what a gamer set up, is that an i9 out of frame?
Not for long and not that many times
yes
1 mastery skin for each survivor, like 2 items
And if we take into consideration prismatic trials then 2 more items
Based
based on frogs
I've not even figured out what character I like playing the most 
frgo
Unlock
then 😄
TRUE
I'm scared of artifacts
Metamorphosis enjoyer
They make me cry
Good
Dude they're based
or play blind you won't know what character you'll choose
They give the game a lot of replayability
Bruh
Like hella
Is there like a random character button 
if you will actually choose
my beloved
it's so tempting
Metamorphosis
Uses command
Command thing drops
Has an emotional breakdown over what item to pick
even though it's the worst unique
There is a random character each stage artifact
ACCURATE
Yes
Ik what it does but I mean without using that artifact
Buff alien head
“Ok I need to choose an item besides syringe” chooses syringe anyways
No no random button unfortunately
🧐
I stand by that
Buff Alien Head buff Purity thanks
Do a random number gen
Who the fuck scraps alien head in hopes to get a good white cauldron
Are you out of your mind
Alien Head doesn't do much but I appreciate the mobility up ty
It at least does something yes
it's like +20% dps at most that's like an APR or focus crystal bru i could get a funny white
Yeah
Or you could get nothing at fucking all and have a shitty red scrap in your inventory for the entire fight doing nothing
Great job Superstar!
Gregory do you see that scrapper over there? Put your 57 leaf clover in it Gregory.
🙂
If you have a red scrap you might as well get 3 Rusted Keys if the game gives you a key cauldron
so salty lol
You're the one coming up with the most bullshit excuses to scrap items and shit on them
We all have items we absolutely despise
I just fucking disagree with Hifu so I hate his opinion
I despise happiest mask
That's it
Whytho
"I despise items, but I despise HIFU more"
It just never fucking activates
Happiest Mask never activates and every time it does activate I never noticed that it did anything
Ty robro :)
And when it does
OOOHHH LOOK A LEMURIAN
OH NO ITS FUCKING DEAD
Maybe the DLC will change my mind on it but currently it is just my most hated Red
I like having a beetle friend
Let us pet the beetles
TRUE
i love happiest mask it gives you a smiley face
Let us pet any teammate playing acrid
I hope they add a item that's worse than happiest mask to balance out the item that might be better than clover but probably isn't
that's the only way to do game balance
Doesnt the lore of it confirm it makes you go all wacky n shit?
Its 035 in a budget
idk maybe
It makes your schizophrenia real
Oh
Yeah
Yoo
So if I put on happiest mask I could finally meet all of you guys 
YES
Ive always enjoyed reading that log
Shotgun
That can be one of 2 people
Its so cool
Clearly enforcer went insane 

that's bandit
smh lore entry inconsistent it's a global item for them but not us
A reference to the fork item in ror1
Food reference
i think food reference is funnier
Yeah but...
What the fuck
Typical day in gd1
why do you have an ahegao hearthian
that's what they all say now hand over your bungus
FUCK


they should design a white item and then just make it a red instead
IT IS
Isn't that just 



