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steel yacht
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imagine using black eyes as "scary"

fluid sonnet
plain lodge
fluid sonnet
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eye gore

steel yacht
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egg

desert skiff
fluid sonnet
solid siren
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fumo

steel yacht
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generation 1 uncanny: the originial
generation 2 uncanny: the one that cool
generation 3 uncanny: pretty cool
generation 4 uncanny and canny: sucks

desert skiff
winged ferry
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Shaped Glass

solid siren
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based

steel yacht
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uh

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i realized what the tili tili bom lullaby is about

signal cipher
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I opened a lot of lunar pods yesterday but only got trash

steel yacht
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its not an actual lullaby anyway so people decided to translate that russian song(?) to english

signal cipher
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Like transcendence, meteorite and corpsebloom

steel yacht
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people with insomnia if this was real: demonic screeching sounds

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wtf

steel yacht
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russian parents are insane

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they singed tili tili bom when their babies were going to sleep

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Dm for the lyrics

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i dont want to post it here because haha text wall mute go brrrrrrrrr

steel yacht
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bro stop

fluid sonnet
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fr???

lament hull
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fr??

fluid sonnet
steel yacht
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post all the skuls you have

fluid sonnet
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💀

steel yacht
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i dare you to do it

fluid sonnet
steel yacht
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uh oh

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ok you win

fluid sonnet
signal cipher
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💀

remote quartz
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☠️

gusty oar
misty tundra
gusty oar
misty tundra
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cool pfp, its some ultrakill right?

unborn marten
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Hello wakan

misty tundra
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@unborn marten back off, he's mine.

gusty oar
gusty oar
unborn marten
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It would be tragic if sai walked in

mellow cradle
unborn marten
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Terraria weapons

ripe dragon
gleaming maple
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grindset

signal cipher
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I like how gd1, for like 20-30 minutes, turns into the memes channel once a day

steel yacht
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yeah

misty tundra
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its very based

steel yacht
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m
o
g
u
s

unborn marten
signal cipher
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I still don't care about the memes channel being purged happiesttroll

unborn marten
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Or random gifs and videos

signal cipher
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Shambles

desert skiff
fallen basin
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when tf is the dev thoughts

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i swear to god if theyre released while im at work

desert skiff
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Or do you mean like time

signal cipher
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UNCLES DEV THOUGHTS WHEN

fallen basin
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i meant the day/time its being released

ripe light
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Risk of Pain 2

desert skiff
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Probably around 11 or 12

fallen basin
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wait whered you get the 15th and 16th from

desert skiff
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out of thin air

signal cipher
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Source: trust him bro

fallen basin
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wouldnt they take the weekend... off?

ripe light
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What are the “devs thoughts”? I’m pretty new here

desert skiff
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It appeared in my dreams

signal cipher
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Trust the nft pfp blindly

desert skiff
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Reimu

fallen basin
signal cipher
ripe light
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Oh nice

signal cipher
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Which can be found on steam and on youtube

fallen basin
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So theyll tease some new content and stuff

ripe light
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When is that?

fallen basin
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Like the new arena mode, new item tier, some new enemies, etc

signal cipher
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Dlc could come out earlier than march or later than march tho

remote depot
fallen basin
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The new content? Sometime between now and march 31st is what the plan is. The blogpost? I have no idea, but soon

signal cipher
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For pc yep

remote depot
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console will be later

signal cipher
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Consoles shall know pain and suffering once more because the first 5 times was not good enough

fallen basin
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I mean tbf they are rewriting the entire fucking console version this time

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So that it isnt horribly jank, ideally

unborn marten
signal cipher
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Let's hope it won't be

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Inb4 the new console rebuild is only available if you buy the dlc happiesttroll

fallen basin
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imagine

signal cipher
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Typical gearbox move

neat ruin
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isaac be like

fallen basin
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thanks randy

simple sun
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me when unsustainable dlc model

unborn marten
final lintel
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Can't wait

simple sun
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tho not making dlcs for dlcs seems like a massive pain

unborn marten
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Oh, looks like banditol is leaving

simple sun
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it'd kinda limit each dlc to only connect to the base game and not each other

unborn marten
signal cipher
fallen basin
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you mean isaacs dlcs? yeah the way theyre built is basically the only way that wouldnt either A- be a massive pain in the ass to assemble, or B- detract from the actual dlc quality

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or C- probably both

neat ruin
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imagine playing repentance without ab+
oh wait
that's just
installing a mod

signal cipher
fallen basin
simple sun
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At least base RoR2 will still get quality updates smth like sprite updates would've been great for other isaac version

fallen basin
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You cant even hold cards as Jacob and Esau in Antibirth they just automatically use them on pickup because they hadnt thought of a solution yet to the card button being occupied

simple sun
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Antibirth was unfinished on release

fallen basin
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The corpse was very rushed and a couple unlocks didnt work at all

fallen basin
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Repentance also has more content than antibirth. Like 17 additional characters (21 if we count the characters in afterbirth and ab+)

fallen basin
simple sun
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I don't think he cares bud

fallen basin
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Hell you wont even need the DLC to play in online lobbies with DLC content. You just wont be allowed to play with the characters, or do singleplayer runs with the DLC content.

simple sun
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Sounds weird but I do kinda hope DLC2 will be a dlc for Survivors of the Void and not risk of rain

fallen basin
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Like the Payday 2 format but with like 100 less dlcs civMegaBastard

simple sun
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More void items definitely seems like smth that'd every following dlc would add

neat ruin
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orrr
a dlc that updates

fallen basin
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Theyre gonna do a second DLC iirc, thats already planned after sotv

neat ruin
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so if you bought survivors of the void, each time hopoo adds more void items, you'll just get it, and you wont need dlc2 for it

simple sun
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seems kinda counter capitalist

fallen basin
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But what if they want to add void items in dlc2?

unborn marten
# fallen basin Gearbox only handles the ports IIRC

They do, but it would be nice to get constant updates or news. We get something every few months with no communication other than the release day and release date tweets, and then it turns out to be bugged. I mean, they're even rebuilding the whole game now.

neat ruin
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it wouldnt make sense because theme clashes

fallen basin
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Remember, void items play off of normal items, so if no void items come with dlc2 that means there cant be any void items based on other dlc2 items

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Cant add a void item in an update to sotv that plays off an item from another fucking dlc

neat ruin
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lets see if there is gonna be void opal or void coffee first

neat ruin
fallen basin
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Odds are if they add a void item based on something in DLC2, youd just need both dlcs to get access if I had to guess

true pond
neat ruin
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i feel like oooooooooooooggghhhhhhh aaaaaaaa

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the voices

simple sun
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Kinda feels weird to even think about DLC2 since this one already adds so much

fallen basin
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Not like an isaac scenario where you need sotv for dlc2 necessarily, but dlc2 content based on sotv mechanics would probably only appear if both dlc was enabled

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i mean also tru

true pond
simple sun
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Have a bigger focus on enemies/bosses that's about the only thing I want

fallen basin
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which im super excited for actual item additions, the anniversary update felt kinda lacking item wise

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only lunar and boss items? man

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im not counting bison steak as a new item

simple sun
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It wasn't meant to be an item update and the heresy items still add a lot of depth I'd say

neat ruin
simple sun
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maybe not depth but at least choice

fallen basin
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i know but im still salty

fallen basin
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dont get me wrong i liked the new additions wolfo

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i just felt dissapointed by the low amount of item additions

gusty oar
true pond
neat ruin
fallen basin
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like we got 2 new heresy items, which is cool, a boss item thats pretty similar to queens gland conceptually, a variant of the molten perforator...

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and whatever the fuck planula is good for

neat ruin
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indirect tincture buffs lets fucking gooo

winged ferry
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Yes

fallen basin
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i guess thats a synergy

winged ferry
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More HellWire!

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If you get more than 10 lens maker's glasses, can you double crit?

fallen basin
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No.

winged ferry
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Ok

simple sun
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most updates seemed to add like 5 ish items but also multiple equipment

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did the game like launch with 5 equiment or smth

fallen basin
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I wasnt around for half of the updates I wouldnt know

neat ruin
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let me check every equipment page rq

fallen basin
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I got the switch version which had like, skills 2.0 when i got it?

simple sun
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they added like 9 over time so probably 10-11 at the start

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Really fucking hope that any time they're going to add a new tier they add a substantial amount to it

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Lunars could use some work still but with 14 items + 4 equipments they got okay variety

unborn marten
fallen basin
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hey wait why is double tap called double tap if it only fires 1 bullet per click now

fallen basin
unborn marten
fallen basin
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its like 3 pre buff medkits without the delay

solid siren
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2 more lunars coming too

fallen basin
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We've seen 2 new ones?

solid siren
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nope

unborn marten
solid siren
fallen basin
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Then how do you know theres 2

solid siren
fallen basin
solid siren
fallen basin
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Theres an arg?

neat ruin
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Eulogy Zero is a domino lunar

unborn marten
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I miss the old mm6

solid siren
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bru imagine if it was just lunar roulette for stats happiesttroll

neat ruin
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heh

simple sun
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+6 base movement speed -5 base damage

dapper geode
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domino's pizza lunar item

fallen basin
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Why the fuck is this in alphabetical order for every item except shaped glass

simple sun
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yeah It's really jarring

unborn marten
fallen basin
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It should be shaped > strides > transcendence > visions

solid siren
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lunardagger

simple sun
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weird that they'd even list it by english name instead of internal name

honest garnet
fallen basin
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Why would someone making an ms paint jpeg list the items in order of internal name

fallen basin
simple sun
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cuz that's what devs do

fallen basin
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Ok but community managers arent devs

honest garnet
unborn marten
solid siren
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wasnt it bizzo that made the ARG

neat ruin
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yeah

unborn marten
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Bizzo was going insane in theorycrafting

fallen basin
honest garnet
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i had never seen that interaction before

fallen basin
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Dont missles have a range limit?

simple sun
# honest garnet

Nkuhanas Opinion needs no changes and does not need to be blacklisted

fallen basin
honest garnet
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based ^\

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nuku will skull on the first ever heal regardless of amount

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an interaction i only learned about recently

analog narwhal
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Skull is quite silly on enemies with very high base HP

unborn marten
honest garnet
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nuku isnt on hit

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🤓 FingerWave

unborn marten
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I think everything else is fine

solid siren
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no need

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nkuhanas is the j

simple sun
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Nkuhana shouldn't be blacklisted only everything that triggers it hmm

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make enemies with items not tanky at all

honest garnet
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nuku is fine i think

unborn marten
simple sun
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It is always a one shot and you have to take artifact of evo into consideration I feel

simple sun
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Why are you not dealing more than 15 damage by stage 6

solid siren
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thats like level 2/3

honest garnet
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razorwire isnt on hit either

simple sun
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Umbras with Planula is a great example how it does jack shit

solid siren
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medkit is also fine

unborn marten
fallen basin
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Its "when something damages me that isnt myself"

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And it is blacklisted yes

unborn marten
fallen basin
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Because that IS dumb

unborn marten
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Last phase mithrix is just the buffs from leveling up

fallen basin
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You get a sizable amount of mith items back quite fast

simple sun
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Nkuhanas Opinion is just a consistent homing one shot and that's not cool with Evo or Vengence

honest garnet
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NOPERS not cool

simple sun
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yes you can make the game unfun and camp Mithrix out with Loader/Acrid special

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so you don't get one shot

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You can also just blacklist the damn item

signal cipher
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Tbh phase 4 mithrix should just be phase 3 mithrix BUT with your items

simple sun
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He can't get teddy bears for feeling unfun

fallen basin
vital coral
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Chimeras he spawns also get the items

unborn marten
fallen basin
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Enjoy dodging Mith rushing you down AND killing his mooks while itemless

unborn marten
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Except that you don't get their items

honest garnet
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yall want anything from burger king

signal cipher
unborn marten
gritty quest
fallen basin
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Theres a reason that both of the things who copy your loadout are nerfed to compensate.

honest garnet
high shoal
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Capacitor scavenger

versed star
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gd1

unborn marten
honest garnet
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ok but im gonna eat them

fallen basin
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V2 is also the hardest thing in ultrakill outside of Minos Prime as is.

signal cipher
fallen basin
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Also, V2 is still weaker than the player because it doesnt have AI that can do absurd coin abuse

honest garnet
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MINE

unborn marten
fallen basin
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If Hakita adds a V3 who does that shit ill cry

honest garnet
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i wants it

high shoal
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V2 was a bitchass i literally stole his arm

unborn marten
high shoal
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Twice

honest garnet
unborn marten
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But I want my in n out

fallen basin
honest garnet
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im gonna fill you up

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baconator is wendys btw

gritty quest
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go to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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i dunno

gritty quest
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buy a burger from taco bell

honest garnet
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wendy's (when deez) when deez nuts when deez nuts slap your chin when when me when when uh

unborn marten
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Wendeez

winged ferry
gritty quest
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wait

unborn marten
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But a burger from toys r us

gritty quest
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whats caspers

winged ferry
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Hotdog joint

honest garnet
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i buy lube from the kfc

high shoal
fallen basin
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Ok other than Minos Prime who is worse exactly

honest garnet
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ask me what i need the lube for

unborn marten
winged ferry
honest garnet
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yo momma

winged ferry
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You can't see her rn my g she's recovering from surgery

honest garnet
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sounds like a cope

simple sun
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why would a kfc own lubricant

honest garnet
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for yo momma

winged ferry
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No cap she had surgery for her breast cancer yesterday and she's recovering

gritty quest
winged ferry
high shoal
unborn marten
gritty quest
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also anythings lubricant if you try hard enough

honest garnet
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im pushin yo momma

winged ferry
fallen basin
honest garnet
unborn marten
winged ferry
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Aight

fallen basin
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I dont even know if V2 HAS a between attacks

winged ferry
honest garnet
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gigachad i use air molecules as lubricant

fallen basin
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Its way more aggressive than other bosses

gritty quest
winged ferry
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Cactus is better tho

pastel sedge
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Last night for fun a friend and I got two glowing meteorites

simple sun
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and then you both died to your own kjaros band

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wish you couldn't trigger it on yourself it makes meteor way more risky

winged ferry
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Maao with friends is fun

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Minus the maao

simple sun
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minus the friends

magic niche
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I have become a maldichite enemy

winged ferry
magic niche
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In a good acrid run

unborn marten
winged ferry
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It was on drizzle tho and we turned off death

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We still couldn't make it past stage 3

simple sun
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you can eat anything doesn't mean some things are easier to eat

winged ferry
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AHHHH

magic niche
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I got all acrid abilities:)

unborn marten
winged ferry
magic niche
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Malachite enemies are painful

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I have now stated the obvious

winged ferry
unborn marten
unborn marten
winged ferry
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Oh yeah but mid way through they turned it off under my nose

simple sun
honest garnet
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BASED

winged ferry
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Never found out till I saw a warbanner drop

winged ferry
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And one time I killed my friend and he dropped a lunar donut

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I didn't know that was possible

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Funne

unborn marten
hidden saddle
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maao but no death, soul, chaos, spite, metamorphosis, dissonance, kin, swarms, enigma, command, sacrifice, frailty, honor, evolution, vengeance, glass and on drizzle

winged ferry
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Think the spawn rates are bugged

unborn marten
winged ferry
honest garnet
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These guys are way too based...

winged ferry
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Fr

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Ay why is it yellow?

gritty quest
winged ferry
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Huntress gets good when you pick up Essence_of_Heresy Hooks_of_Heresy Strides_of_Heresy Visions_of_Heresy

honest garnet
elfin vigil
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perfected chimera wisp on his way to massacre my remaining health

honest garnet
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Epic embed fail

elfin vigil
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nuclear death

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image perms wispcryyy

honest garnet
desert skiff
dapper geode
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ok

elfin vigil
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😨

desert skiff
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you’ve sealed you fate

elfin vigil
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pegging nft

gritty quest
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o no

elfin vigil
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i sell for 30 billion dollars

gritty quest
desert skiff
sinful plover
desert skiff
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can’t do Friday ☹️

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too busy with my other appointments

sinful plover
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Oh I guess mirage already took Friday smh

desert skiff
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alright new offer

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how bout I kill you

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how about I kill you yeah

gritty quest
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ok

distant flower
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🟨

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Pee

mellow cradle
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You forgot the prerequisite

flat kernel
mellow cradle
desert skiff
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I won’t even risk it

mellow cradle
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Who deleted that 💀

distant flower
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Bruh

mellow cradle
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Oh I see I see

desert skiff
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I need the announcements

distant flower
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Jumpoff

desert skiff
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I need to stay in this server

distant flower
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Orang

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Spinning

desert skiff
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Orang 😄

mellow cradle
solid siren
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tf

frank perch
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what the fuck are you people doing

distant flower
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Crockett

desert skiff
mellow cradle
distant flower
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Cycle

hidden saddle
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gd1 are "people"?

distant flower
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SSUSPER

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Vicks

mellow cradle
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The artist has drawn like 4 close up feet pics. I think he has something for them

desert skiff
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Every Korean manwha artist

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Probably

mellow cradle
#

Fr?

wooden lantern
mellow cradle
wooden lantern
mellow cradle
vital coral
dapper geode
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the w

prime lotus
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the w

elfin vigil
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BRUH.....

mellow cradle
elfin vigil
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i am once again reminded of my own mortality

unborn marten
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@elfin vigil

t!selfrole get

prime lotus
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embed failure, laugh at this user

hidden saddle
elfin vigil
elfin vigil
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ii got here yesterday and i have no clue how to get roles....

prime lotus
unborn marten
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t!selfrole get captain

midnight socketBOT
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Selfrole Manager

You have given yourself the <@&742756949967241248> role!

elfin vigil
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t!selfrole get

midnight socketBOT
#
Role not found!

Please try again!

elfin vigil
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i am a literal genius

mellow cradle
#

Fr

unborn marten
elfin vigil
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my brain is melting sadgecrid

finite kite
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💀

forest widget
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dev thoughts soon 🤨

desert skiff
finite kite
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ror2 players when no dev thoughts

forest widget
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it's probably soon

mellow cradle
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Me implanting a high tech chip into the devs brains to harvest their thoughts early 😎

elfin vigil
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don't screw with us stadia users

desert skiff
elfin vigil
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there's like 5 of us

mellow cradle
desert skiff
mellow cradle
unborn marten
desert skiff
mellow cradle
prime lotus
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lober lore

elfin vigil
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the lobter dubstep

desert skiff
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metal gear

half canopy
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Your a loser if your lactose intolerant and don't eat dairy products

desert skiff
half canopy
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Damn 😊

hidden saddle
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lmao i-

half canopy
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Your a loser if you ask people what when they say something

half canopy
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Like did I fucking stutter?

desert skiff
half canopy
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Dude I'll stutter you

desert skiff
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😞

mellow cradle
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Me, eno, spending 30 months getting close to the devs to the point where we become close friends and eventually meet irl then visiting their house, drugging them and logging into their pc to post a n1tr00 advertisement in #announcements

mellow cradle
half canopy
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Sunday for me

forest widget
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bruh

mellow cradle
half canopy
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The christians arnt home so it's easier to move a body

elfin vigil
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me playing risk of rain 2 and enjoying not knowing the horrors the other players commit

forest widget
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vine thud

mellow cradle
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I have a British accent so bad it’s a speech impediment brah 💀 I mostly lost it but there are some letters I jsut cant say

half canopy
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I am greatly disappointed when a glass prismatic trial up for 3 days knowing full well I can't do iy

elfin vigil
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riding round in a rover

forest widget
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💀

hidden saddle
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having a british accent at all is already a speech impediment

half canopy
desert skiff
half canopy
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Yoo neco arc

mellow cradle
forest widget
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sniper soon

half canopy
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It greatly infuriates me that the scythe item is locked behind the prismatic trail

mellow cradle
desert skiff
elfin vigil
neat ruin
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prismatics are piss easy wdym

half canopy
half canopy
forest widget
elfin vigil
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me when i search how to play mercenary without exploding

half canopy
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I just don't like glass when only elites spawn

forest widget
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it's annoying with honor yea

neat ruin
forest widget
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gd1 stop posting weird shit when im at school challenge (impossible)

half canopy
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Glass and the god damn wandering vagrant sucks ass

mellow cradle
forest widget
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im going to cry DrizzleCry

half canopy
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It's either the overloaded enemies that attack static bombs to me or the god damn vagrants aoe

elfin vigil
mellow cradle
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I rename my group chats to the most vile disgusting things and one of my friends had their parents check their phone and saw it 😭

elfin vigil
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lol! happiesttroll

mellow cradle
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There was also furry porn like 25 messages up but they didn’t see it

elfin vigil
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😨

half canopy
forest widget
mellow cradle
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Ong

elfin vigil
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🤨

forest widget
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touch grass!!!!!

desert skiff
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God bro I hope I’m not banned

half canopy
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Agh

forest widget
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dawg...

half canopy
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That's not a Bellsprout

elfin vigil
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EW..... DUDE..... WHAT THE FUCK!

livid halo
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🤨

mellow cradle
# desert skiff

Now that I think about it, imagine the head!! Like genuinely

half canopy
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Pfft

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I'll make it better

forest widget
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nice

elfin vigil
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😨

desert skiff
elfin vigil
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now that i think about it what even is the grovetender

halcyon olive
elfin vigil
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it's like a massive squirrel bruh...

halcyon olive
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Bro this chat is really sus

forest widget
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sloth

mellow cradle
forest widget
half canopy
elfin vigil
livid halo
desert skiff
mellow cradle
earnest prairie
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@misty forum

forest widget
halcyon olive
mellow cradle
halcyon olive
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Real sus

proper iris
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i dont know how i just realized panula has a baby parent inside the egg

earnest prairie
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bro a baby parent is a child

forest widget
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panula

desert skiff
forest widget
desert skiff
elfin vigil
desert skiff
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The grandparents are the youngest

half canopy
proper iris
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it doesnt look like a child

forest widget
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grandparents are in the middle, parents are the youngest, children are the oldest

elfin vigil
#

it goes like this parent youngest grandparent take care of parents and childs are elders and lay the planulas

earnest prairie
#

thank god i dont read the logbook

elfin vigil
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it's kinda.... suspicious...

half canopy
#

Did I stutter?

elfin vigil
#

grandparents are awesome though so i don't care happiesttroll

forest widget
mellow cradle
#

Insect corn 😰😰

halcyon olive
#

RoR Just got weird after i read the chat

half canopy
#

Why corn?

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I mean I like corn

mellow cradle
#

P

half canopy
#

Oh

winged ferry
#

Midget corn

mellow cradle
#

“Oh” 💀

proper iris
desert skiff
earnest prairie
#

corn syrup

half canopy
#

Why the fuck insects wtf?

mellow cradle
forest widget
#

gang shit

desert skiff
half canopy
winged ferry
#

Gang shit

mellow cradle
halcyon olive
#

Corn soup

half canopy
#

Just say the word then bro

halcyon olive
#

Gang shimata

forest widget
#

hate corn

mellow cradle
half canopy
#

I like corn

neat ruin
half canopy
#

Corn on the cob taste great

desert skiff
halcyon olive
forest widget
finite kite
#

thsi server needs a meme channel theres too many memes in general

half canopy
#

No

desert skiff
earnest prairie
#

truest

halcyon olive
desert skiff
#

but actually

finite kite
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i know there WAS one

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we need it back it seems

forest widget
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and it lead to a lot of trouble

neat ruin
#

literally just send memes to another server

halcyon olive
mellow cradle
#

Huntress Acrid put something like this into the game and what do you expect the community to be like

half canopy
#

Eno guess what

mellow cradle
neat ruin
half canopy
desert skiff
desert skiff
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Not cool man

halcyon olive
#

Russian badge moment

desert skiff
#

You definitely play joker in smash

half canopy
#

I don't got the dlc

forest widget
#

risk of rain 2 dlc

desert skiff
#

Lies!!!

halcyon olive
half canopy
#

I main Bowser

desert skiff
#

i main Kazuya

half canopy
#

I main your mom

halcyon olive
forest widget
#

i just spam side b on whoever i play

halcyon olive
half canopy
forest widget
topaz onyx
#

purity>all greens

forest widget
#

nahhhh

half canopy
#

Nahhhh

desert skiff
#

Probably enforcer

ripe walrus
#

What primary do you all use on bandit? Shotgun or rifle?

desert skiff
#

I just want a character with a big sword

half canopy
#

Power cell best green

forest widget
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shotgun is generally better

#

mercenary's sword is big enough...

desert skiff
sterile marten
half canopy
#

What's the other skill bandit gets that replaces the dagger

ripe walrus
#

The shotgun does seem like it could scale better

desert skiff
#

If it isn’t dark souls ugs I don’t want it

halcyon olive
#

Imagine they Just say "haha paladin Go brrrrr",i would pay to see That

forest widget
#

but he uses it well

half canopy
topaz onyx
sterile marten
desert skiff
remote quartz
desert skiff
#

I want Lothric Knight Greatsword!

half canopy
desert skiff
forest widget
#

lothric knight straight sword>>

half canopy
#

I didn't play 3

earnest prairie
#

both bandit primaries are good
both bandit secondaries are turbo dogshit
both bandit specials are outclassed by ruin
all info u need ez

topaz onyx
#

Zweihänder*

desert skiff
halcyon olive
desert skiff
half canopy
#

Dude the fucking dragon sword works best for saving solaire

halcyon olive
half canopy
#

Not poison powder

desert skiff
forest widget
#

just sit it out for the next ten minutes and we'll probably see

half canopy
#

Providence as character?!

desert skiff
remote quartz
#

they havent specified anything on whether new survivors would be new returning or both

desert skiff
#

Don’t listen to the deceiver

elfin vigil
#

void reaver character ohmaigad!!!!111

forest widget
remote quartz
#

but im like 10000% sure its gonna be chef seeing the hints

ripe walrus
#

I'm hoping for the chef

forest widget
#

im hyped..

remote quartz
#

real gamers dont want chef

earnest prairie
#

what chef hints were there lol

desert skiff
#

On god!

forest widget
#

im hoping for sniper because purple is my favorite color

halcyon olive
#

Sniper best waifu

half canopy
#

God I hated that cave area where everything was dark in DS1

desert skiff
ripe walrus
#

Real gamers need gamer snacks

forest widget
elfin vigil
#

im hoping for an original new character happiesttroll

forest widget
#

and mentioning that add chef guy twitter account

elfin vigil
#

chef would be cool though

forest widget
earnest prairie
#

oh my fucking god i swear if its actually chef i will go insane like why why for what reason why

halcyon olive
half canopy
#

Never really used chef

finite kite
#

i want chef and paladin

desert skiff
#

I just want paladin

remote quartz
#

'something cooking' but theyve also been extremely consistent with future hints in every devthoughts #theorycrafting message

crisp mountain
desert skiff
#

Chef would probably be boring

forest widget
#

paladin would be really cool. an original concept of paladin, though. not mod paladin.

halcyon olive
#

Paladin supremacy

forest widget
#

hell yea 😼

half canopy
earnest prairie
half canopy
#

Sunlight maggot?

forest widget
#

dragon stone>, tho. just gotta say

finite kite
#

we're talking paladin as in the idea of a creature from the planet right

forest widget
#

yep

unborn marten
#

I want some sort of cop robot with lasers and stuff

halcyon olive
#

Paladin would be better for the lore

forest widget
#

but instead of any of those cool new concepts they thought up we got... captain.

lofty rapids
#

we love captain

earnest prairie
forest widget
#

im a certified captain hater

half canopy
#

Captain is fun

lament warren
halcyon olive
#

Captain is a Jojo reference

forest widget
#

captain is so boring. m1 sim.

remote quartz
#

his visuals are good his game design is really poor

unborn marten
lofty rapids
#

free red chest...

earnest prairie
#

mashing m1 for the entire run is so fun 💤💤💤💤💤💤

half canopy
unborn marten
forest widget
#

huntress is ten times as fun

half canopy
#

Nah

lofty rapids
#

nawww

earnest prairie
finite kite
lament warren
half canopy
#

You don't need to aim for huntress

forest widget
woeful gorge
#

if they reworked all his abilities he'd be fun lol

halcyon olive
#

Loader is the funniest

half canopy
#

Nah mercenary is

finite kite
#

Cap haters are just missing out on his fat rack

#

my mans got the best tits in the game

half canopy
#

Stacking the magazines and flying out of the map

lofty rapids
#

his beacons reference of course...

desert skiff
#

He doubling down

unborn marten
finite kite
half canopy
#

Commando has a grenade?

forest widget
#

two, actually.

halcyon olive
#

Yup

topaz onyx
half canopy
#

Never used it

earnest prairie
#

yeah bro captains design is so good
✅ batshit broken m1 that is also the least comfortable to use
✅ negligible m2 that adds like 0.01 extra impact to your kit
✅ orbital strike which is actually fine
OR
✅ diablo which just like fuck off mate
✅ limited use abilities ohhh yeah baby good character design yeeeaaaaaa 🤩
at least he looks cool right? : )

neat ruin
lofty rapids
#

they making fun of cap for not having the gamer back cause they are unable to relate

forest widget
#

the grenade is a fun skill to use unlike uhhhhhhhh taser lmaoo

half canopy
#

His basic setup is one I like best

finite kite
#

captain is the sexiest character in this game you guys just have bad taste

lofty rapids
#

im a Diablo strike taker easily

forest widget
#

cap's specials and his utilities are all used the exact same way. just point and click.

lofty rapids
#

imagine picking default strike

forest widget
neat ruin
#

no one would disagree that cap looks rad af

#

it's not the point of this rant

half canopy
#

Full metal jacket roll and the burst are just good

forest widget
#

he does look rad. nice alt skin too

earnest prairie
#

diablo strike is fun for like
1 run after you unlock it
and from that point onwards the realisation that you are left with only your m1 for 80% of your run kicks in and you forget that diablo even exists

forest widget
#

i just would've rather had anyone else

lofty rapids
finite kite
#

Hes 60 and he's like 7ft 6 💦

lofty rapids
#

loader is like 7'6

neat ruin
#

7'7 actually

half canopy
woeful gorge
#

it's wild to me how the last 2 survivors added were captain and bandit

forest widget
#

he's 60? zamn 😍

neat ruin
#

loader is 7'9 or something

#

he's 89? Impossible!

lofty rapids
#

where is the height chart

unborn marten
half canopy
#

Loader and captain bouta die early

neat ruin
lofty rapids
#

coolcool

forest widget
#

rex is about the tallest.

finite kite
#

captain has got to be in his 60s at least else the game's lore entries that involve him wouldnt call him an old man so relentlessly. saw a guy say hes probably like 45-55 and 💀

forest widget
#

captain is a zoomer

finite kite
#

if he's roughly 60 then he isnt

#

hes a millenial i think

halcyon olive
#

Bruh merc is 2.05

finite kite
#

2.05 what? inches? where?

halcyon olive
unborn marten
finite kite
#

that was a good one but you use stadia

unborn marten
forest widget
halcyon olive
#

His D is probably the biggest in the game

forest widget
#

roughly.

unborn marten
forest widget
#

around then

neat ruin
unborn marten
#

I thought it was past that

#

I mean, 2070 is within our lifetimes

halcyon olive
#

They probably cut his d off

lament warren
#

Captain is probably gen Z

finite kite
#

i thought it was in 2056, was that ror1?

halcyon olive
#

Yea i think so

finite kite
#

my brain is a speck

desert skiff
#

Seventeenuncles is on

halcyon olive
#

Brainstalks?!?!

desert skiff
#

it’s time 🥺

halcyon olive
#

For what?

lament warren
#

I read in theory crafting it was there. Subtract 60 (assuming he js 60) from 2056 it looks like he is either barely a millennial or a gen Z

lofty rapids
#

he will leak the entire dev thoughts as a bit rn

finite kite
#

captain my beloved

halcyon olive
#

Oh ok

forest widget
desert skiff
#

He’s typing it still

finite kite
#

imagine playing captain because he's a good/fun character. i play him because he's hot

lofty rapids
#

cap is fun

desert skiff
#

🧢

lament warren
#

I don’t play captain because I haven’t unlocked him yet happiesttroll

lofty rapids
#

imagine

lament warren
#

I only have captain and rex left to unlock-

finite kite
#

get them both in 1 run happiesttroll

simple sun
#

dumb ball

lament warren
#

The rex unlock achievement is painnnn

desert skiff
finite kite
#

just go mul t in some random multiplayer lobby and steal a fuel cell

desert skiff
#

easy dubs

cunning mica
#

Dev thoughts soon 😂

lofty rapids
#

im so desperate

finite kite
#

ror2 discord when no dev thoughts

lament warren
#

My plan for getting rex is just play artificer and ascend

finite kite
#

lol

lament warren
#

Like I usually do

gusty oar
clear topaz
#

Noticed all the latest dev thoughts were on Thursday

#

So, another week then?

desert skiff
#

Why do people think dev thoughts is today

clear topaz
#

Soon can mean anything, from the next second to the Blizzard soon.

heavy crown
#

I can't wait for the DLC to come out today. It's is Q1 2022 after all.

desert skiff
neat ruin
#

could've just said it's march so we lost our shit again

desert skiff
#

In June

heavy crown
#

Irrelevant

clear topaz
#

Surely won't release on the last day of Q1 2022.

half canopy
#

Can the Doppelganger spawn as a elite

neat ruin
#

surely they didn't release anniversary update on the last week of march

#

surely patches that made the game bug free didnt came out in april

nova osprey
#

Ive awakened

finite kite
#

Hello fellow simp

rotund igloo
nova osprey
#

Good

#

Sleep well <3

winged ferry
#

Isn't mithrix a cat boy

nova osprey
#

HHAHA

nova osprey
rotund igloo
nova osprey
#

You poor soul :(

#

I’ll get you out, eventually

onyx sigil
#

JOOOOOOO

neat ruin
#

rdans are fake bruh

sinful plover
nova osprey
#

LMFAO

neat ruin
#

this is a good image

winged ferry
#

Yeah good image

nova osprey
#

I BEG TO DIFFER WITH THIS PERSONS NAME THAT IS TYPING

halcyon olive
nova osprey
#

Providence was a BITCH

winged ferry
#

Mithrix > providence cuz cat

nova osprey
#

Yessir

heavy crown
nova osprey
#

@misty orbit my friend says he adores your art :)

#

Anyways

cursive oracle
#

Mithrix catboy? 😳

nova osprey
#

PROVIDENCE IS A BITCH AND MITHRIX DIDNT DESERVE WHAT HE GOT

halcyon olive
#

Yes he deserved

nova osprey
#

JUSTICE FOR MITHRIX

sinful plover
winged ferry
#

Curiosity got the best of mithrix (cuz he's a cat lol)

cursive oracle
nova osprey
#

I already made Bandit a dog boy once

cursive oracle
#

and then a catgirl version of mithrix

halcyon olive
#

Chad worm>virgin hammer

nova osprey
#

That was funny

nova osprey
unborn marten
#

Providence sucks

sinful plover
cursive oracle
halcyon olive
nova osprey
#

I 100% would

halcyon olive
unborn marten
nova osprey
unborn marten
#

Like song or lore

halcyon olive
#

Song

nova osprey
#

That is IT

nova osprey
#

Im using my ferret to attack you

unborn marten
nova osprey
#

Tremble in fear

unborn marten
#

I think they're tied for gameplay

#

But mithrix is better lorewise

nova osprey
#

Yes

unborn marten
#

It's a tie then

halcyon olive
#

Fax

unborn marten
#

So much for competition 😔

nova osprey
#

Ok, they both did questionable things

halcyon olive
#

Thats true

winged ferry
#

Mithrix wins cuz funny cat man

unborn marten
halcyon olive
nova osprey
#

But Providence sending Mithrix to the moon over some worms?? 😭

late plover
#

I vote Providence

nova osprey
#

And Providence also didnt allow people to leave the planet

nova osprey
#

No matter if they wanted to be there or not, (ea. Imps)

#

MITHRIX ON THE OTHER HAND

unborn marten
#

Between gameplay and lore I think they're tied

halcyon olive
unborn marten
#

But lore only mithrix wins

late plover
#

Only a true boss banishes his brother to the moon over worms and forces their people to have no option for escape.

nova osprey
unborn marten
nova osprey
#

He wanted to do it to spite Providence

nova osprey
unborn marten
#

He only wanted to mess up Earth after being betrayed

nova osprey
#

Exaaaactly

halcyon olive
#

Ok,acrid best villain then?