gd1-nullified

[void edge]

Thats the real strength of it that I see

[simple sun]

what if tho

[winged ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/bungus-gif-21823372

[winged ferry]

thats so random

[winged ferry]

he died of ligma

[tulip rapids]

engineer cringe

[void edge]

Silence MUL-T main

[tulip rapids]

oh i dont main him

[solid siren]

mult is based

[tulip rapids]

i main

[winged ferry]

rule 14 : engi supremacy

engi is easy

[tulip rapids]

i main modded characters

[winged ferry]

i beat monsoon first try with engi

[autumn rover]

bro how do people hit less than 30 seconds in prismatic trials

[winged ferry]

im not gonna try that again

[solid siren]

usually cheats

[autumn rover]

oh

[winged ferry]

hax

[tulip rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[autumn rover]

i wish i had image perms so i could post the record times

[winged ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/geforce-sucks-creepy-scared-moist-gif-24208414

[autumn rover]

im 4th place and i spent a good hour trying to score a time with less than an hour

[void edge]

So you still get the merc achievement for trials if glass is on?

[autumn rover]

yes

[void edge]

Good

[autumn rover]

i got the achievement through artifact of glass

[winged ferry]

i cant get the merc achievement i suck at the game

[quartz hatch]

Ok

[autumn rover]

just get topaz brooch

[void edge]

Get gud

[autumn rover]

and get lucky i suppose lol

[tulip rapids]

whats yalls favorite items

[quartz hatch]

Go get a role from #760560209688002610

[winged ferry]

goood advice

[void edge]

My nuts

[winged ferry]

OMG

[tulip rapids]

nice

[autumn rover]

huh?

stadia lmao

[winged ferry]

I GOT EVERY ACHIEVEMENT IN THE GAME GIT GUD IS GOOD ADVICE

[autumn rover]

i only need monsoon artificer and im finished

[tulip rapids]

i like

[void edge]

You're welcome

[solid siren]

[tulip rapids]

mods

[tulip rapids]

ew is that transcendance

[solid siren]

the second most op lunar? yes

[winged ferry]

[wooden lantern]

topaz, ghor, tesla, eccentric vase and PURITY

[autumn rover]

[winged ferry]

just one

[void edge]

The one on the right

[winged ferry]

the perfect balance

[autumn rover]

loader main intensifies

[winged ferry]

***y e s ***

[void edge]

I still remember my loader run where I got 6 crowbars by stage 2

[winged ferry]

500 billion damage on loader

[unborn marten]

Finally it actually fits

[wooden lantern]

i dont think loader needs glasses

[tulip rapids]

every time i die i have transcendance equipped its like a curse

[autumn rover]

true but crit is crit

[autumn rover]

also needs

[long ravine]

2x damage is 2x damage

[autumn rover]

and

[solid siren]

i had such a stupid run yesterday
1 trans, 6 infusions, 4 steaks and a rose buckler as mult and i could tank like 4 mithrix big spinnies

[wooden lantern]

transcendence (& knuckles)

[void edge]

I almost 1shot mithrix with head stomps

[winged ferry]

teach me your ways

[hidden saddle]

[autumn rover]

cringe

[hidden saddle]

that is all

[wooden lantern]

well you could i guess

[autumn rover]

uhgggg i just want to post one image

[tulip rapids]

i like mult engineer and loader

[winged ferry]

i can tank infinite big spinnies
step 1 play merc
step 2 5 purities
step 3 become god

[naive lantern]

/ / / / or

[autumn rover]

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

[tulip rapids]

based

[wild crown]

[autumn rover]

well obviously lol

[craggy sapphire]

you need a role

[autumn rover]

where do i get that

[craggy sapphire]

get a role in uh

[hidden saddle]

which needs 10000 messages

[craggy sapphire]

#role-assignment

[autumn rover]

lmao

[wild crown]

#role-assignment

[craggy sapphire]

i am no fun

[winged ferry]

its okay

[craggy sapphire]

i refuse to troll new member

[tulip rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-mem-gif-19883097

[naive lantern]

forgor lunar uh. ig

[craggy sapphire]

very.

[void edge]

@winged ferry yo mama

[craggy sapphire]

i will untroll people as much as i want

[solid siren]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-rock-and-stone-gif-22047860

[naive lantern]

never pick up lunars these days tbh

[misty orbit]

my balls

[winged ferry]

DRG

[autumn rover]

okay anyway look at this

[craggy sapphire]

balance must be maintained

[craggy sapphire]

good job

[winged ferry]

oh shit

[solid siren]

wig and xenon are legit, huntress aint

[dapper quartz]

[void edge]

@winged ferry

[tulip rapids]

megabased

fyre is chad

[uneven harbor]

i got a question for the people that know a lot about the game

[craggy sapphire]

[winged ferry]

mr man tell me where i live

[tulip rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-security-breach-jumpscare-jumpscare-gif-fnaf-kanye-gif-24321026

[dapper quartz]

ty

[unborn marten]

Greenscreen this into a backyard

[unborn marten]

Mapbot though

[uneven harbor]

are monster log drop rates affected by 57 leaf clover and the same for cleansing pool

[dapper geode]

😳😔

[storm mica]

logs yes, pool no

[craggy sapphire]

wh

[unborn marten]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/487387789814661121/915428480227885066/video0-20.mp4

[long ravine]

What

[winged ferry]

HE LEGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[long ravine]

What pussies they are

[winged ferry]

fr bruh

[dapper quartz]

I think that hurts a bit

[craggy sapphire]

is it

[dapper quartz]

just a bit tho

[winged ferry]

yeah it does but its not overkill

[winged ferry]

mhm

[craggy sapphire]

fuck man

[winged ferry]

mr man hack this one guy i know for me

[dapper quartz]

stop founding people to live in their walls

[winged ferry]

yes sir

pro12345

[long ravine]

Your walls are looking real cozy

[void edge]

Piss shit and fuck

[unborn marten]

mr man hack bobux for pokemongamer37294-4784_;#(3

[dapper quartz]

i will take that as a compliment

[winged ferry]

his discord is suckmyballs#1234

[void edge]

Imagine having chesticles

[winged ferry]

yeah i lost my last run to mithy withys spinnies

[simple sun]

impressive if you can do that

[winged ferry]

hack this guy mr man

[unborn marten]

I want cross platform pvp honestly

[vestal vine]

i'm looking for someone to play ror2 with sniper mod

[winged ferry]

ok

[winged ferry]

then hack this guy

[dapper quartz]

moder so yes

[wild crown]

there is an lfg channel

[vestal vine]

o

[unborn marten]

Gun?

[long ravine]

Rein Sniber

[vestal vine]

rein

[long ravine]

[winged ferry]

mr man can i stop running now?

[wild crown]

if you mean the things he shoots out then yeah i lost an eclipse 7 run to that on the phase where he steals your items

[dapper quartz]

continue you're makin electricity

[winged ferry]

ok

[unborn marten]

The good old times

[winged ferry]

i fucked charlotte and i maria is the g

[dapper quartz]

touhou?

[winged ferry]

thats what you wanted right?

[autumn rover]

faaaaq i guess im stuck on 3rd place

[winged ferry]

we alll watching this rn?

[dapper quartz]

why do it have to finish with "you're french"

can't he just starts with it

[void edge]

Because you're French

[winged ferry]

i dont know baguette bad

[winged ferry]

fuck

[winged ferry]

i fell for it

[hearty flicker]

I 100%ed the game yesterday

Time to wait for the DLC

[dapper quartz]

go modded

[hidden saddle]

download thousands of mods

[dapper quartz]

or to the rooots

[unborn marten]

Just needs a deep fry
https://c.tenor.com/gjevTkvSv5YAAAAM/ice-deep-fryer.gif

[dapper quartz]

ror1

[unborn marten]

Ror 1 good atmosphere

[winged ferry]

funne

best red item for loader?

[long ravine]

Me when I put dry ice in the deep fryer

[dapper quartz]

headstomper

[winged ferry]

big brain

[unborn marten]

Common error

[winged ferry]

bet

[dapper quartz]

cab be complicated but good game

[long ravine]

You should do it you will get a raise

[autumn rover]

yep i think im gonna leave the prismatic trials to the kings

ill take my top 10 rankings tho

[void edge]

Use bandit

[dapper quartz]

don't complain then

it's good

[void edge]

Spam guillotine

[winged ferry]

if i smoke the smoke deos the smoke turn into more smoke?

[hidden saddle]

merely an issue of skill

[autumn rover]

this tbh

i dont know loader physics enough

[dapper quartz]

smoke turn in invisible smoke

[long ravine]

When you're grappling, you will move where you are looking

[winged ferry]

smaoke.

[void edge]

Moke wed

[autumn rover]

lmao

[hidden saddle]

go off ig

[dapper quartz]

me when ?y?o?u

[solid siren]

go off oomfie

[unborn marten]

Console

[dapper quartz]

sell

buy pc

[winged ferry]

who wins man on moon capable of creating a massive army or girl who abuses the wildlife of a planet and swings around like monke

[dapper quartz]

monke

mods issues

[winged ferry]

wrong. man on moon does spinnies. thats not good for monke.

[unborn marten]

You forgot the secret 200%

[dapper quartz]

monke created spinnies

[winged ferry]

sad monke

[winged ferry]

moon man mastered spinnies and monkey didnt like that so monke stopped existing

[dapper quartz]

void lore

dlc moment

[brittle aspen]

acrid lore

[winged ferry]

nah but fr i just go smoked by mithrixs spinnies

maybe glass wasnt a good idea

[dapper quartz]

same in modded with 250 armor and 1500 hps

[winged ferry]

but i like shiny things

[dapper quartz]

maybe existing was bad

[autumn rover]

my favorite speedrun item

[winged ferry]

is this a joke or?... i dont speedrun

fuck

[unborn marten]

Imagine not having them the entire third phase

Sincerely, console

[winged ferry]

huh?

[autumn rover]

haha i get the joke

[unborn marten]

Console has big spinny the whole third phase

[winged ferry]

i havent had that bug

[unborn marten]

*steam role

[winged ferry]

yeah i play on steam also

i play pc for mods

[autumn rover]

spinny is literally the only move i cant figure out and it costs me like 30% of my runs

[winged ferry]

fr

[unborn marten]

Maybe it's not every run, but it's been reported a couple of times.

[winged ferry]

WHY DOES HE SWITCH THE DIRECTIONG IT SPINS MID MOVE??????

[unborn marten]

And it does seem like he uses it before going low health

[winged ferry]

mhm

fire trails suck

THEY SUCK

I HATE BLAZINGS

I DIED TO AN INVISIBLE FIRE TRAIL IN THE AIR

[unborn marten]

You know what really sucks? Especially as an mm6 player who uses one of the two characters with no mobility? These things

[winged ferry]

AND WE WERE PLAYING DEATH SO MY TEAM BLAMED ME AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW

[unborn marten]

Celestine elite gameplay

[winged ferry]

THOSE TOO

WHY DO THEY JUST DECIDE THAT THEY DONT LIKE MY EXISTENCE?

[solid siren]

bruh i wanted to do a transcendence arti run but forgor to hit the orb every time

[winged ferry]

console sucks. but my pc sucks even more

[unborn marten]

And overloading elites on console do double the orbs

[winged ferry]

mhm

but i really could careless abt that

[rocky swift]

I see you also play captain 😏

[winged ferry]

its not game breaking

melee better

[long ravine]

Console elites are pretty game breaking

[winged ferry]

mhm

roost or plains

[unborn marten]

This applies to the overloading lunar wisps

Which weren't supposed to exist in the first place

[long ravine]

Plains because it isn't bad

[winged ferry]

oh. OH

[winged ferry]

fr roost makes me actively wanna turn in to a radiated carrot

mired urn makes me cry

[long ravine]

Urn is crazy good

[signal cipher]

The world if risk of rain 2 always started with Plains

[unborn marten]

Cap needs something new. Without crit or bands they're basically hopeless in mm6, and I rarely get either...

[signal cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/future-ram-ranch-gif-18120355

[rough kelp]

guys guys

[winged ferry]

cause frendly S U C C exists on console still

[signal ember]

you only really need procs on captain

[rough kelp]

dlc. When?

[long ravine]

I wish they never removed Urn friendly fire

[winged ferry]

and NUKE

[signal ember]

for damage

[unborn marten]

Maybe it's just the bugs. I did do mm6 cap pre update

[signal cipher]

This friday

[solid siren]

just make it not slow allies

[long ravine]

Soon enough

[unborn marten]

I know, but like, rng

[winged ferry]

funne all the time and also annoying

[unborn marten]

And then I get A WHOLE SHATTERSPLEEN AND THE OVERLOADING LUNAR WISPS JUST AÆ

[signal ember]

[winged ferry]

git gud

[unborn marten]

So like, the 1 in 10 runs I get decent items an overloading lunar wisp just happens

[winged ferry]

play merc

problem solved

[unborn marten]

No

[winged ferry]

get 5 purities also

[unborn marten]

Doubly no

[winged ferry]

oh well then get shrides

[craggy sapphire]

i like roost more

[winged ferry]

die.

no excuses

[craggy sapphire]

i simply hate plains newt alters spots more

[winged ferry]

your terrible.

[unborn marten]

I don't use lunars

Maybe if I get too tired one day. I'll succumb to glass

[craggy sapphire]

thats the only reason

[winged ferry]

nope invalid

[craggy sapphire]

if they put it somewhere more accessible id be fine

[winged ferry]

wrong.

despicable

[long ravine]

Titanic plains has 1 hard to reach newt

[craggy sapphire]

sh, personal opinion

[winged ferry]

devious

[winged ferry]

rejected

ratio

[unborn marten]

[craggy sapphire]

;-;

[hidden saddle]

opinion in gd1

[winged ferry]

simply not right.

[unborn marten]

I wonder

[pallid geode]

I didn't know Titanic planes was in Minecraft

[dapper quartz]

i use lunars to encounter nemesis in typhoon

[winged ferry]

plains> your existence

[unborn marten]

If I'll ever find

True crit

[hidden saddle]

nighttime distant roost

[winged ferry]

sh

[craggy sapphire]

why do you guys like plains more tho

[unborn marten]

I always get one dagger and a bunch of random stuff

[plain lodge]

I prefer the stage like that

[signal cipher]

Stop using lunars

[pallid geode]

Planes is less ugly and easier to navigate

[winged ferry]

its just BETTER

[unborn marten]

Void fields

[winged ferry]

mhm

[craggy sapphire]

addiction

[pallid geode]

[winged ferry]

mhm

[signal cipher]

Holy shit new emote

[winged ferry]

i love lunars

[craggy sapphire]

yeah ig the verticality and twists and turns in roost is pretty bad

[signal cipher]

Stop abusing game mechanics

[craggy sapphire]

but lunars are pretty good

[hidden saddle]

ok but speaking of ugly things wetland aspect 🤮

[pallid geode]

I totally agree

[signal cipher]

I love stage 2

[winged ferry]

no never more loops more bulwarks farms

[unborn marten]

Bold of you to assume I use sacrifice

[signal cipher]

More open, bigger, easier to navigate

[long ravine]

Planes can't screw you over with Shrine of the Woods

[winged ferry]

wetland aspect sucks

[pallid geode]

Sacrifice, no Swarms

[solid siren]

lmao backup mag sucks so bad literally less dps than flamethrower still

[hidden saddle]

i hate when i start in wetland aspect

[pallid geode]

It's ugly, and ugly

[craggy sapphire]

i have lunar item addiction

[signal cipher]

No void fields in general is just cheese

[winged ferry]

mhm

[signal cipher]

Praying for your fast recovery

[pallid geode]

Purity

[craggy sapphire]

not purity

just gesture and drugs mostly

[unborn marten]

My game has malachite balls, yours doesn't.

[winged ferry]

plains, aquaduct, delta, sirens call, and meadows is perfect no debate

[unborn marten]

Delta...

[solid siren]

delta is garbage

[craggy sapphire]

essence on commando, hooks on captain, and 1 defiant gouge

[winged ferry]

idc

[long ravine]

Delta is really bad

[solid siren]

tc drones stealing chests

[flat kernel]

I like abyssal depths :)

[signal cipher]

I come from the Switch too

[unborn marten]

Plains is still C tier I just prefer it over roost

[craggy sapphire]

i hate acres tho

[winged ferry]

shrine of order

[winged ferry]

mhm

[autumn rover]

me playing commando again trying to figure out how anyone finds this character fun to play

[long ravine]

TC drones and shrines of order stealing your chests

[craggy sapphire]

hi

[signal cipher]

Acres is very painful to navigate but MAN it has so much loot

[winged ferry]

i have bad eyes and cant see the tele porter glint on acres and abyssal

[lofty rapids]

plains is awesome

[winged ferry]

and sometimes on aquaduct

[lofty rapids]

disdrometer absolutely smacks

[signal cipher]

Wetland and acres are pretty good for your run's integrity

[solid siren]

its not painful at all when you use the arches

[analog narwhal]

Acres is good

[winged ferry]

FR

[analog narwhal]

Acres is generous honestly

[signal cipher]

Shut up

[analog narwhal]

so much loot

[signal cipher]

By painful I specifically mean horizontally not vertically

[analog narwhal]

i will not answer to that

[signal cipher]

Vertically there's literally no issue at all

[analog narwhal]

Horizontally?? Bro just press W

[signal cipher]

THAT'S THE THING

[craggy sapphire]

true but that requires a lot of walking, too much walking even though i follow a farming playstyle

[signal cipher]

STAGE 3 SLOW AS HELL EARLY ON

I'm not loader 24/7

[analog narwhal]

You walk everywhere else what

[signal cipher]

I can't just go haha punch go BRRRRRR

[analog narwhal]

You can even fall off edges and spawn at lower parts of the zone

[winged ferry]

i hate circling the same area 19 times for tp and then goinfg back and fining it under a bridge

[signal cipher]

Acres is very big man

[analog narwhal]

Have any of you played scorched at all

[craggy sapphire]

skill issue tbh

[signal cipher]

Yes it's a cool stage

I like acres

[winged ferry]

YEAH FWOWI SAY HI TO MR MAN

[craggy sapphire]

as much as i dont like acres

[analog narwhal]

Skill issue!

[dapper quartz]

mr man lmao

[analog narwhal]

Under bridge tele is really bad though

[winged ferry]

my eyes suck so, yes.

[analog narwhal]

I’m not answering to that name

[winged ferry]

fwowi you better

[hidden saddle]

me when i walk in circles for 5 hours and find the tp in an area of the map i have never seen in my life

[winged ferry]

exactly

YEAH FWOWI

[signal cipher]

Me when acres with bridge and no goat hooves, energy drinks, hopoo feathers or quails

[dapper quartz]

wiwage

[craggy sapphire]

no way you have brain cancer too?

[winged ferry]

yes.

[craggy sapphire]

nice

[winged ferry]

i know

i loop too many times

im a looper

[signal cipher]

Still don't get how people get tired of this game so easily/quickly

[winged ferry]

i soley play on drizzle

[signal cipher]

I may not play it often but when I do I always find a way to have fun

[craggy sapphire]

i have burnout on this game

[dapper quartz]

mods

[honest garnet]

Bing bong

[signal cipher]

Without mods yes

[honest garnet]

Y'all better not be philosophizing

[signal cipher]

Mostly play vanilla

Mods are too overwhelming to get into

[dapper quartz]

chad

[hidden saddle]

mods are funny

[long ravine]

Only mod I like is StageAesthetics

[winged ferry]

roost is better than everymap in the game

[analog narwhal]

Kill them go ahead

[dapper quartz]

me when nemforcer spawns and with half hp can't die

[winged ferry]

loader sucks

[signal cipher]

But not gonna lie, having a few item mods sounds really fun to get EVEN more variety in a run

[craggy sapphire]

sundered gro-

[winged ferry]

moon soundtrack is ass

[dapper quartz]

very based

[winged ferry]

sirens call is poopy

[analog narwhal]

No wonder his name is cap
this dude capping fr

[winged ferry]

samy with sky meadows soundtrak its very displeasing

[signal cipher]

How can you say thay for sky meadows of all things

[winged ferry]

console bugs arent that bad

[hidden saddle]

how sky meadows and not like wetland aspect

[dapper quartz]

me when ror2 brought back ror1

[flat kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-detected-gif-14154991

[winged ferry]

wetland good

[signal cipher]

Stop the cap

[winged ferry]

ok

[signal cipher]

That's where I draw the line

[dapper quartz]

danger

[winged ferry]

im done

[signal cipher]

Back to being a dynamic chad

[winged ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/no-yes-giga-chad-giga-chad-gif-23156898

[dapper quartz]

chad invasion

[craggy sapphire]

help

[winged ferry]

no

[flat kernel]

Gd1 talk about ror2 challenge

[dapper geode]

no

[dapper quartz]

"i only play on typhoon without artifact exept tyrant"

[analog narwhal]

hard artifacts > chaotic artifacts > easy artifacts

[dapper quartz]

you're too based on this move

[unborn marten]

A tiny bit of knockback

[winged ferry]

sky meadows soundtrack is pleasing to my earbuds on multi dimensional levels

[winged ferry]

ikr

[signal cipher]

Fun artifacts > all of those

[winged ferry]

mhm

[analog narwhal]

ok what’s a fun artifact

[winged ferry]

spite

[dapper quartz]

command

[unborn marten]

Command goes under chaotic and crazy so...

[craggy sapphire]

i mean, really let people decide on their own

[analog narwhal]

No

[signal cipher]

??? Hello??

[winged ferry]

sh fwowi

[analog narwhal]

You unwashed masses cannot be trusted to make discussions

[craggy sapphire]

man

[winged ferry]

definitely

[craggy sapphire]

hey it isnt hurting you

[winged ferry]

2 phase mithrix being a horde of beetles is funny

[unborn marten]

Dissonance

[signal cipher]

I love how this clip also shows off the messed up spawn rates

[analog narwhal]

Dissonance chaotic

It’s very good

[dapper quartz]

"i play drizzle command sacrifice and swarms game easy"

[signal cipher]

It's not thaaaaaat chaotic

It's really funny to see a scav on stage 5 just chilling

[dapper geode]

why

[analog narwhal]

I call it chaotic because you can get beetles every stage

[dapper quartz]

i'm trolling

[signal cipher]

And to get elite elder lemurians horde of many stage 1

[analog narwhal]

But I’d say it’s mostly hard honestly

[signal cipher]

And win that fight

[dapper geode]

i will troll your legs

[dapper quartz]

harder

[dapper geode]

😳

[unborn marten]

And there's a lunar elite there too.

[winged ferry]

troll my third one please

[analog narwhal]

99% of my dissonance runs have Templars or elder lems or both on stage 2 and beyond

[craggy sapphire]

i cri

[winged ferry]

lovely

[analog narwhal]

You wish you had a 3rd leg

[dapper quartz]

poor him no arms

[analog narwhal]

but you have nothing
like a Barbie

[unborn marten]

Sounds based

[winged ferry]

AT LEAST YOUR TEMPLARS DONT SEND YOU TO THE SUN

[craggy sapphire]

i send me to the sun

[analog narwhal]

Shut up mirage you want to join a po-

[unborn marten]

Gravity in console ror 2 vs pc ror 2

[signal cipher]

Take me to the moon and let me play among the sibling gods

[velvet jewel]

Dr strange's portal ability would be so useful irl ngl

[dapper quartz]

play uno

[winged ferry]

no shit

[velvet jewel]

it basically removes the need for any kind of transport vehicles

God that'd be so cool to have

[winged ferry]

mhm

spidermans powers are better

[winged ferry]

spiderman > any other hero

[velvet jewel]

You could live in a rural/country area and go to the super cool city places too without even needing a car

[analog narwhal]

It came free with your fucking [powers of creation]

[misty tundra]

fun ror2 fact: the clock is ticking, posibilities are reducing and your past is set in stone. nothing you can do will fix your mistakes.

do you understand?
yes no

[winged ferry]

and?

[velvet jewel]

Tho with irl implications I mean

[signal cipher]

Teleportation + portals is one of the coolest AND most useful comboes to have

If only

[dapper quartz]

free dlc

[gleaming maple]

maybe

[winged ferry]

like?

[dapper quartz]

gaming

[unborn marten]

Wow a Gearbox reference

[velvet jewel]

Having the ability to open a portal to ANYWHERE is a lot more practical and useful than slinging strings

[analog narwhal]

Fun fact, you should love yourself

[solid umbra]

arti sucks
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892271531886018590/930314249547427910/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[velvet jewel]

I'm every day life

[pastel sedge]

Cope, seethe, mald

[winged ferry]

ok but like.. whats more fun?

[analog narwhal]

smike

[solid umbra]

[velvet jewel]

I don't care
Portals can take me to all of the fun places if I live far away

[solid umbra]

i just wanted to use the gif

[signal cipher]

Spiderman doesn't even that power in his biology
He MAKES the webs himself with science

[craggy sapphire]

i like portals

[analog narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-weed-joint-marihuana-gif-18002627

[dapper quartz]

ror2 moment

[velvet jewel]

I can literally go from Europe to Hawaii in a few steps

[solid umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892271531886018590/930314249547427910/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[winged ferry]

well it dont matter if i can run 200 mph

[unborn marten]

https://c.tenor.com/pI0EXEN0RUAAAAAM/disney-movies.gif

[solid umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/621368352505462824.gif?v=1

[velvet jewel]

are you delusional
I'm sorry that was mean
elaborate how spider man powers are more useful IRL than opening a portal to anywhere

[craggy sapphire]

it dont matter when you move at infinite speed

[analog narwhal]

Spider-Man gets fucking bitches is why

[winged ferry]

there not. there just better

[velvet jewel]

fair enough

however

[dapper quartz]

i don't want portals i stay in my house

[velvet jewel]

hear me out

[winged ferry]

mhm

[dapper quartz]

and sometimes touch grass

[signal cipher]

Spiderman's got:

Super strength, super speed, super agility, super reflexes, spidey sense, wallclimbing which he can use to run on the side of a building or offensively on people's skins, he can do handstands on one finger, lift tons on each finger, extremely durable, recovers quickly

[velvet jewel]

with portals
You can get to your bitches in an instant

[analog narwhal]

You and your dr strange portals lmao
who you need a portal to see 😂😂😂

[ripe dragon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/875383147720769559/930502015551942716/11.mp4

[analog narwhal]

you seeing nobody

[craggy sapphire]

but thats like a characters whole set of abilties

[unborn marten]

Clearly you don't own Angry Birds Trilogy for the 360

[ripe dragon]

battle of wits

[velvet jewel]

I know.

[craggy sapphire]

if you're comparing that way then doctor strange has a couple

[signal cipher]

Those are spiderman's specific powers

[dapper quartz]

i prefer having mithrix's hammer

[velvet jewel]

But still.
I wanna use a portal to get to like
Fun places

[signal cipher]

Dr strange has a lot more through magic alone

[winged ferry]

yeah, thats theyre powers. WERE TALKING ABOUT THEIR DAMN POWERS SO WHY WOULDNT WE GET THEIR WHOLE POEWRS?

[velvet jewel]

I live in a rural area right

[craggy sapphire]

you get swingy :))))

[velvet jewel]

So
I could just open a portal to get to any big city place or place I need to be at

[winged ferry]

mhm

[analog narwhal]

Webslinging is scientifically proven to be more attractive to members of the opposite and same sex

[velvet jewel]

Without even needing to buy a car

[unborn marten]

Wasn't the discussion sling v portal though? What does portal lady get, a cake?

[solid umbra]

i'm gonna sling your mother

[winged ferry]

no i said spiderman is better than the portal

[solid umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892271531886018590/930314249547427910/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[velvet jewel]

I find portals more useful than slinging

I'm only picking one strange ability
Not reality manip

[unborn marten]

Oh, depends, do they know geometry?

[fierce sage]

Rick

[winged ferry]

idont need to

[dapper quartz]

sticky situation

[winged ferry]

dont get me wrong

[velvet jewel]

bro imagine how useful portals are man

[unborn marten]

Sorry, if you don't know geometry then portal wins

[velvet jewel]

ENTIRELY eradicates the need for vehicles

[signal cipher]

If it was only 1 ability confined within a certain power limit then yeah I'd want soem utility stuff like teleportation/portals

[winged ferry]

it loses?

[craggy sapphire]

yee

[winged ferry]

so does swinging?

[signal cipher]

Even tho I'm a sucker for super jumps

[unborn marten]

Wins

[dapper quartz]

eredicates people imply the same ending, why will i take portals?

[velvet jewel]

Dude you're not getting from Hawaii to the middle of Europe in a second with swinging

[unborn marten]

How much of gd1 has seen No Way Home?

[winged ferry]

no cause you dont need to know geometry. only for the advanced shit

[signal cipher]

I did

[analog narwhal]

Webslinging doesn’t but we also don’t know the specifics do we
how far can the portal go
do you need to visit it before
is there a cooldown

[signal cipher]

Big marvel fan

[winged ferry]

simple swinged geometry isnt required

[velvet jewel]

bro I'd rather learn geometry for portals rather than just swing

I find portals superior

[unborn marten]

Clearly you haven't seen NWH

[winged ferry]

oh i have

[signal cipher]

Absolutely no rules

[velvet jewel]

PORTAL GUN FROM PORTAL 2 MOMENT

I'M GOING TO GET SOMEONE INTO AN INFINITE PORTAL LOOP

[winged ferry]

are they a band?

[velvet jewel]

MILD AMOUNTS OF TROLLING

[unborn marten]

NWH

[craggy sapphire]

fear

[winged ferry]

menace

[analog narwhal]

I’d just take portal though
maybe Webslinging is useful for like immediate combat and leisure shit (like grabbing and pulling your tv remote while sitting down)

But never driving is too good to pass up

[unborn marten]

The portal protagonist should've just infinite portaled companion cube and used the momentum to break out honestly

[signal cipher]

By the way just so you know Spiderman can seing as effectively and efficiently as he can because

1. He has a deep understanding of physics and trajectory
2. He has a special set of powers that allows his body to whitstand such motions
3. His spider-sense makes him aware of his surroundings at all times which allows him to do blind jumps and turns and still keep up the speed

As a mere human you cannot do these things

[craggy sapphire]

for "immediate combat" you could portal loop someone

[analog narwhal]

Reduce your carbon footprint + get to places even faster than with the car

[velvet jewel]

bro if you had portals at your disposal you could just go

[winged ferry]

mhm but with his damn powers i can

[signal cipher]

Just make a tiny portal from the tv remote to your hand lol

[velvet jewel]

"nice argument"
"Unfortunately"
"I am now inside your home"

[winged ferry]

fuck

[signal cipher]

If you could produce the web fluid yes sure

[remote depot]

okay but what surfaces IRL are portalable

[unborn marten]

Depends, portal gun or make portals anywhere anytime even if you can't see it?

[remote depot]

you gotta remember not many surfaces can be portalled

[winged ferry]

oh shit

[signal cipher]

Absolutely the second option

[remote depot]

gotta be flat, might need moon rocks

[velvet jewel]

Portals like doctor strange

[signal cipher]

Way more based

[craggy sapphire]

they just mean literally everything is portalable

[dapper quartz]

you can send people to brazil

[velvet jewel]

Portals like doctor strange

[craggy sapphire]

portals mid air

no need for a surface

[solid umbra]

why don't you portal yourself outside 'n get some hoes

[winged ferry]

oh yeah

[velvet jewel]

Yo

[unborn marten]

Spoilers for NWH

||*Ned||

[velvet jewel]

Portals could help with
Long range relationships

[winged ferry]

i cant

[velvet jewel]

I haven't seen it but
YOOO????

[winged ferry]

ned is ||magic||

[dapper quartz]

nerd

[winged ferry]

BORING

[velvet jewel]

K

[unborn marten]

Portals could cut anything

[velvet jewel]

nice argument
however
I have portaled into your home

[winged ferry]

swing around and get bitches long range relationships dont matter no more

[signal cipher]

Use the moon to swing off of it ez pz

[winged ferry]

and then i beat you relentlessly with my super strength

[analog narwhal]

Also true

[dapper quartz]

stop kidnapping people

[analog narwhal]

I can actually date the egirl

[velvet jewel]

Portals really basically eliminate distance as a concept ngl

[winged ferry]

no

[signal cipher]

If you get all of his powers then owl would get all of doctor strange's shit

Good luck with that

[analog narwhal]

Why would owl want his feces

[velvet jewel]

Honestly just give me strange's portals and I'm a happy man

ok look here's an uncounterable argument

[winged ferry]

yeah he gets dotor stranges sling ring

[unborn marten]

Don't you want...yeah strange mostly uses portals nevermind

[velvet jewel]

you make cereal
you pour in the cereal
you check and there's no milk.
What do you do?

[winged ferry]

he can get the cape

but it depends if it like him or not

[velvet jewel]

just grab milk from the store with a portal

Or optionally portal to the shop and buy milk without having to walk/drive there.

[winged ferry]

DOES THAT MEAN MY DAD CAN COME BACK?

[signal cipher]

Completely ignoring everything else he can do aight

[quartz hatch]

Eat dry cereal

[velvet jewel]

💀

[quartz hatch]

It’s not that bad

[velvet jewel]

It's fine but

[unborn marten]

I mean, yeah he can do stuff. I think

[velvet jewel]

With milk it's better

[quartz hatch]

Depends on the cereal

[winged ferry]

captain crunch is lit

top three cereal

[quartz hatch]

True

Based opinion

[velvet jewel]

Ok so another irl use since it's fun to talk about the practical uses of portals

[unborn marten]

Capn crunch is not even close to top three

[velvet jewel]

Say you forget something at a very far away place and you just remembered it

[hard hawk]

raisin bran /s

[quartz hatch]

Blocked.

[winged ferry]

captain crunch cinnamon toast crunch and honey nut cheerio's

[velvet jewel]

just make a portal and go take it and come back

[signal cipher]

Magic spells which includes your basic offensive ones like fire, ice, creating magic weapons like whips, sawblades, shields, barriers, opening up portals to other dimensions to fight on your own rules, separating physical body from its spiritual one making the opponent immobile etc....

[velvet jewel]

OR
if you want a vacation all of a sudden

Just portal to Hawaii if you feel like it

hell
portal home during school breaks

[hard hawk]

capitane crounch

[velvet jewel]

epic W

[signal cipher]

Owl is now thinking with portals

[velvet jewel]

yes

[signal cipher]

Thinking outside the box

But yeah teleportation/portals very based

[velvet jewel]

I have portaled outside of the box

[quartz hatch]

I will Portal into your mothers house

[hard hawk]

I have at least one friend who if they could use portals they would just create a portal to the surface of the sun and never come back

[unborn marten]

I agree that cinnamon toast crunch is top three, but I prefer the imposter honey bunches of oats to cheerios and for fruity cereals I'd rather have fruit loops

[velvet jewel]

YEAH UNIRONICALLY ANOTHER USE

[hard hawk]

brb switching to computer

[velvet jewel]

bro

[quartz hatch]

Create a portal next to a black hole then one on earth

[analog narwhal]

”who want they xussy ate”
”omg me”
opens portal
gets arrested

[velvet jewel]

If I had portals
I could portal to a shop in 'murica and finally try some cheez it's

[quartz hatch]

Already reposted

[hard hawk]

John McClane

[winged ferry]

honey cereal in general is good i just have the cherrios version

[quartz hatch]

That was very fast

[winged ferry]

and i switch it up sometimes and get cornflakes

cause cornflakes

[signal cipher]

If I had portals I could finally visit the cool places I always wanted to visit

[velvet jewel]

portal someone into the fridge.

[winged ferry]

BUSSS

[quartz hatch]

Why try a cheeze it when you can make a cheeze them

[velvet jewel]

YEAH

[unborn marten]

Sure, I just don't like the Cheerios

[velvet jewel]

God portals are awesome

[signal cipher]

Cost-free

[unborn marten]

Cornflakes are based

[winged ferry]

valid

[signal cipher]

And since it's portals I can just take whoever and whatever I want with me

[velvet jewel]

Imagine how much money you'd save with portald

[signal cipher]

Portal my whole apartment complex there

[quartz hatch]

Portal to the top of Mount Everest

[velvet jewel]

no more fuel prices

[winged ferry]

i have 3 brain cells what does based mean

[velvet jewel]

No more plane trip prices

trains are cool however

[signal cipher]

Bored at 3am? Portal to the Grand fucking Canyon and leave a portal open for your house's wi-fi

[unborn marten]

My top three is

Honey bunches of oats

Cornflakes or cinnamon toast crunch

[quartz hatch]

Imagine how much money you could make, being a portal Uber

[velvet jewel]

YEAH

[velvet jewel]

YEEAAAAH

It'd literally be minute-delivery

[signal cipher]

A youtuber you like is doing an irl stream? Portal to his location and scare him shitless

[winged ferry]

no more prices in general threaten people with infinite portal drop

[quartz hatch]

Give me 100 bucks and I’ll send you to Japan right now

[velvet jewel]

TRUE

[unborn marten]

Portal taxes 😔

[velvet jewel]

wait actually
Speaking of applying portals to make money

[winged ferry]

or decapitation by portal

[velvet jewel]

Couldn't you like
Help humanity put stuff on planets

[signal cipher]

Wanna go to a concert but don't have the money? Portal it up!

[unborn marten]

Factual

[quartz hatch]

Yes

[velvet jewel]

go to nasa
Open them a portal so they can put their shit on the moon or mars

[signal cipher]

Elon musk would hire portal users so quickly dude

[winged ferry]

why do that? help your self give into greed

[velvet jewel]

I don't like elon

[signal cipher]

100k per thing transported on different planets

[velvet jewel]

[signal cipher]

Not even by the hour

[velvet jewel]

True, money.

[quartz hatch]

Portal somebody to one of the discovered possibly inhabitable planets

[velvet jewel]

you could become a millionaire by doing all of this useful work

[forest widget]

another day with no dev thoughts

[velvet jewel]

portal to Kepler

bro

[winged ferry]

or kidnapped by the government to do their bidding.

[velvet jewel]

Portals would eliminate the need for spaceships basically

[signal cipher]

Open a portal to a random planet with breathable air that hasn't been discovered yet so humanity has a plan b
Get paid trillions for the discovery

[velvet jewel]

SIGMA GRINDSET

[forest widget]

open a portal from my room to my fridge

[quartz hatch]

Portals would eliminate the need for quite a few things

[velvet jewel]

YEAH

[velvet jewel]

Portals are just the ultimate multi tool

[quartz hatch]

Ok but

[velvet jewel]

Need to cut something in half?

[signal cipher]

Open a portal to get my laptop on my desk that's 1meter away from me right now

[quartz hatch]

Portals, or stopping time

[winged ferry]

or a death sentence to power hungry goverments

[velvet jewel]

Portals.

[signal cipher]

Portals.

[velvet jewel]

portal xi Ji ping in half

I mean what no I would never hurt Winnie the pooh

[signal cipher]

Stopping time is only useful if you're still in school

[winged ferry]

need some cold air? portal to the top of mount everest

[velvet jewel]

YEAH

[winged ferry]

need some heat? sahara desert

[signal cipher]

Threaten world governments that you'd cut anyone involved with X president in half if they don't give you money

[analog narwhal]

@winged ferry hi

[velvet jewel]

literally the only use for vehicle you'd have is the experience of the journey

[unborn marten]

Need a life? The origin of the universe

[winged ferry]

or be kidnapped

[quartz hatch]

Stopping time can be useful for a very large amount of things, however it is possible that you could destroy earth by moving .2 inches while time is frozen so portals

[velvet jewel]

The thing is though

[winged ferry]

and unable to do the circle spinnie thing with your hands

[signal cipher]

Bruh just open several portals one after the other on the road to the destination if you want to experience the ""journey""

[velvet jewel]

If you stopped time
Sound, light and everything would stop

so you'd essentially just be in darkness

Unless you have some interactable bubble

[winged ferry]

WELL NO SHIT

[quartz hatch]

Along with the whole you know

Displacing matter thing

[winged ferry]

OFC WE HAVE THE INTERACTABLE BUBBLE THINGY

[velvet jewel]

True

[unborn marten]

With true ts logic I'm not sure you could move because of the air

[signal cipher]

Open a portal to touch a strange undiscovered material that gives you godlike powers thus making you a god able to create and destroy anything with a thought alone

[velvet jewel]

IF you moved something in stopped time and that something hit a thing

[slate brook]

hot take: all rare movement items are B tier at best

[winged ferry]

thats the fun part

[velvet jewel]

you'd make a huge fucking nuke

[quartz hatch]

Everything hits everything

[velvet jewel]

Because that shit traveled instantaneously

[green canopy]

feather my beloved

[signal cipher]

Even quail?

Even hopoo feather????

[winged ferry]

👍🏿👍🏿

[green canopy]

quail is cool too because trimp

[winged ferry]

except feather tho feather good

[velvet jewel]

step 1. Stop time
Step 2. pick up a ball and drop it in stopped time
Step 3. Get to a safe distance
Step 4.

[slate brook]

half the time I don't even use the double jump

[green canopy]

you should

[winged ferry]

i would get everyone who wronged me in one spot and stop time and move them by an inch

[green canopy]

good for dodging

[winged ferry]

instant death

[signal cipher]

Stopped time cringe
Slowing down time because you're moving incredibly fast based

[winged ferry]

Pretty useful early game

[velvet jewel]

I still think portals would be nicer

[slate brook]

like they're nice to pick up...but like you could've gotten so much better

[winged ferry]

and?

[winged ferry]

Or worse

[green canopy]

not touching the ground my beloved

[slate brook]

that's... why they're B

[velvet jewel]

WAIT

WWWAAAAAAITTTTT

[unborn marten]

Ever seen one of them

"What if a grain of sand hit the earth at light speed?"

[winged ferry]

12345 sesame street

[velvet jewel]

COULDN'T YOU JUST MAKE A DEADLY SUN LASER IF YOU OPENED A PORTAL FROM EARTH TO THE SUN

incineration

[winged ferry]

Fuckers stole the chair's arm rest, can't have shit in Poland

or a hotter star

[velvet jewel]

OR

[signal cipher]

What if you could also freely manipulate your portals and turned one into a giant magnifying glass 👉👈😳

[velvet jewel]

WAIT

what if, hear me out

[unborn marten]

If you put a portal inside a black hole what happens

[velvet jewel]

you opened a p- YEAH BLACK HOLE

THE ULTIMATE VACUUM CLEANER OF DEATH

[signal cipher]

What if you open 2 portals inside each other

[winged ferry]

spaghet

[winged ferry]

nothing

[unborn marten]

You get diced I guess

[velvet jewel]

what if
portal loop
portal 2 moment

[signal cipher]

What if you open a portal within a portal within 2 intertwining portals

[velvet jewel]

do a wee bit of trolling by trapping people in portal loops

[winged ferry]

death

[winged ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/portal2-infitinte-loop-zoom-gif-14807169

[velvet jewel]

someone does something you don't like?

throw em in a loop

[winged ferry]

They could just move aside

[velvet jewel]

"nice argument"
"However"
"you are now stuck in this portal loop I made"

[winged ferry]

They could just move aside

[unborn marten]

Does long term terminal velocity have any serious side effects?

[true pond]

dont portals only work on moon rock?

[raven pilot]

what is the DLC that is coming out

[quartz hatch]

I literally already said this

[velvet jewel]

Not really

[violet sorrel]

What if you made a portal and then put portal radio loop 10 hours in it

[velvet jewel]

they're always falling

They can't just shift their trajectory so easily if they're

[signal cipher]

They better do it as soon as they get in the loop

[winged ferry]

OR GUYS

[velvet jewel]

Instantly in and out of the portal

[unborn marten]

Yeah and get that half disintegrated

[quartz hatch]

Just send them into orbit of a gas giant

[signal cipher]

Terminal velocity will be a bitch otherwise

[velvet jewel]

[winged ferry]

Better

[velvet jewel]

wait couldn't you

[winged ferry]

Imagine sending someone into a portal loop because you can't win an argument

[raven pilot]

the bugs are fun lol

[velvet jewel]

provide comical amounts of nuclear fusion power by

[quartz hatch]

Yes

[velvet jewel]

opening a reasonably sized and calculated portal to a star

[winged ferry]

open a portal to a fucking S U P E R N O V A and end someone's existence

[violet sorrel]

Too bad they are removing trancendence anyway

[winged ferry]

supa nuk

[velvet jewel]

open a portal to a planet with 100x gravity.

[raven pilot]

what no that’s stupid

[signal cipher]

What bugs

[violet sorrel]

Too bad it's a bug

[signal cipher]

Based I can train like goku now

[velvet jewel]

baaased

wait wouldn't you get shorter from the gravity increase gradually or am I tripping

[unborn marten]

Instantly delete all redditors

[quartz hatch]

You would fucking die

[winged ferry]

or have your internal orans splatter across the flor of the planet

[quartz hatch]

From 100x gravity

[velvet jewel]

True

[winged ferry]

Instantly delete half of the server

[signal cipher]

It'll be fine
I regularly train at 1.5G and I haven't gotten shorter

[velvet jewel]

but what if you GRADUALLY increase it

like 1.5, 2, etc

[signal cipher]

That's how you're supposed to do it yes

[winged ferry]

mhm

like 1.25

[velvet jewel]

God portals are cool

wait

need to take a break during a long movie?

[winged ferry]

Cum and blood

[signal cipher]

I do certain calisthenics exercises with 30kg on me which is like 45% of my whole weight

[velvet jewel]

Portal to the toilet, open a portal to see the screen.

problem solved.

[signal cipher]

Gravity training irl is real!

[velvet jewel]

just make sure the portal is high up so no one else can see you

[winged ferry]

or put a portal around your wee and do the deed

[signal ember]

gamer move

[velvet jewel]

man portals are the absolute ultimate multi tool fr fr

[winged ferry]

dont accidently close the portal

[velvet jewel]

fix all of yo problems

'cept the no bitches problem

[unborn marten]

Wait

With portals you could

[velvet jewel]

however
Maybe bitches LOVE portals

[signal cipher]

I mean if I knew someome with the power to use portals thoooooo

Imagine the potential of dates

[velvet jewel]

TRUE

You could date someone from America while being on the other side of the world actually in terms of long distance relationships

But dates specifically you'd have so many choices

[signal cipher]

Literally no one else could take a date to the Eiffel Tower, Grand Canyon, Colosseum, Pisa's tower etc... in one night

[velvet jewel]

TRUE

...wait couldn't you

[violet sorrel]

Dating someone from america 🤢

[winged ferry]

well technacally you could

[velvet jewel]

remote fuck someone 🤨

[signal cipher]

Further more you could just open a portal way up in the sky to get a view of the planet

[violet sorrel]

Dating someone from gd1 👍

[velvet jewel]

what if they're from gd1 AND america

[true pond]

dating is oveerrated

[velvet jewel]

does it just turn into 😐

[winged ferry]

make a portal for their ass and yeah or wee

[violet sorrel]

Me irl

[velvet jewel]

run out of toilet paper?

portal to a shelf of paper and grab one

not like they'll track down the origin of the portal

[signal cipher]

The most devious of licks

[dapper quartz]

isn't it rare to see online 4 developers and the community manager in ror2 official

[signal cipher]

They boutta portal in some news

[true pond]

Lol i was just thinking that