gd1-nullified

[random atlas]

Commando roll or Commando slide?

[halcyon dagger]

Commando Fall

[neat ruin]

roll because it reflects how I feel

I'm curled into a ball and crying

[winged ferry]

Here is a recap on why MERC SUCKS:
10. He forces you to be in melee range which is extremely difficult to do in the game and therefore brings little to no kills
9. He doesnt synergise with any equipment, most notable example is CrowdFunder, since yoyre not killing things youre not getting money
8. His attacks do barely any damage
7. Its hard to get items because he gets no money
6. His cooldowns are too long, making it harder for him to get items
5. He doesnt synergise with heresy items, might aswell just be heretic as fast as possible
4. He doesnt have any debuffs
3. Fighting wisps with the Mercenary is hell, more hellish than arguing with someone who thinks flamethrower is a good skill
2. Hes too slow, no mobility abilities therefore negating the hidden rule of the game "go as fast as possible"

1. His mastery skin sucks because the sword isnt red
   Honorable mention: he sucks because i cant win as him

[halcyon dagger]

Gd1 let's discuss about Huntress

[gusty oar]

why

[undone dock]

Stinky

[neat ruin]

huntress is aight, could be more comfortable to use tho

[halcyon dagger]

Daily dose of rage inducing cringe

[random atlas]

Nah, don't cry while you roll, make Blanka sounds instead.

[earnest prairie]

yoo its the year two thousand twenty two isnt that insane

[winged ferry]

Fun fact:
I wrote that merc copypasta by hand :)

[undone dock]

north Eastern time gang

[gusty oar]

that is!!!

[neat ruin]

this man lives in gmt +3

[winged ferry]

[misty forum]

Not yet liar

[winged ferry]

Still one hour for me gmt+2

[halcyon dagger]

I was talking about discussing about Huntress tho

[winged ferry]

Gmt+2 is the canon timezone

[earnest prairie]

haha pranked you loser

[misty forum]

I'm crying

[winged ferry]

Oh im dum
b

[earnest prairie]

yoooo when are you sending my ip address in this chat

[winged ferry]

Lets bully the dream stan

[neat ruin]

how the hell do I live in gmt +1

[misty forum]

Peggle

[earnest prairie]

sowwy i didnt mean it bby

[winged ferry]

nooOo

[halcyon dagger]

Britain...

[misty forum]

Owned

[neat ruin]

just let me take a look at my hamachi servers

[winged ferry]

owned

[earnest prairie]

OH SHIT

[neat ruin]

wait Britain is +0

[winged ferry]

whats my ip address

[halcyon dagger]

Huh

[atomic socket]

@gusty oar @low hemlock Hi both of you! 🫂 ❤️

[misty forum]

Ownered on

[neat ruin]

we never played ror1 together dummy

[halcyon dagger]

Boy when will the world decide on gmt 1 or 2 for Rome and Paris

[atomic socket]

I am certified to be a robot. Fuck you, dream mask

[solid umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/857364829304258561.gif?size=64

[halcyon dagger]

Sometimes it's 1 and sometimes it's 2

[peak bolt]

[earnest prairie]

gmt 1.5

[misty forum]

Certified? Show me your credit card information

[gusty oar]

happy new year tiva 🫂 ❤️

[winged ferry]

Gift me ror1

[random atlas]

Plant robot bad

Janitor robot not bad

[winged ferry]

Sai is in chat ruuun!

[earnest prairie]

oh god mariah carrey is still not dead

[atomic socket]

Im gonna firebomb your house

[neat ruin]

can you check till when it's 2.5 eurs

[misty forum]

I live in a desert

I'm basically a fire elemental

[atomic socket]

Happi new year to you too!

[gusty oar]

:)

[winged ferry]

It probably is 2.5 euros right n

[earnest prairie]

because ur so hot

[winged ferry]

Basically

[atomic socket]

I am going to make it cold then

[misty forum]

God I wish

[neat ruin]

you see probably is a crucial part

[peak bolt]

Sai is always in chat

[winged ferry]

Wrong
Hes a dream stan

[buoyant carbon]

Kill him

[winged ferry]

[earnest prairie]

[undone dock]

Burn at the stake

[neat ruin]

guys keep discussion risk of rain related

[misty forum]

Dream stan vs peggle fan

[atomic socket]

Why is sai always in chat

[winged ferry]

Fine ill get on my pc and check

[peak bolt]

Sai is always in chat

[atomic socket]

I vote the peggle fan

[misty forum]

Sai is the chat

[winged ferry]

Im gonna kick sai

[buoyant carbon]

Vote me

[atomic socket]

Why is sai always in chat

[misty forum]

I trusted you

[random atlas]

Who is Peggle? Are they also cringe?

[atomic socket]

Im in the gray area i thought u knew this

[misty forum]

Yes

[buoyant carbon]

Cringe for honor

[winged ferry]

I am peggle
I am straight
And not cringe

[misty forum]

Liar

[atomic socket]

Hmmm...? 🤨

[buoyant carbon]

Definitely not straight

[winged ferry]

I have never said a gay thing in my life

[random atlas]

Sounds p cringe

[misty forum]

This Friday

[atomic socket]

The peggle and straight doesnt add up

[buoyant carbon]

Dream stan and gay

[winged ferry]

Peg = rail but by female

Sai stop having an aneurysm

[atomic socket]

Exactly smh

[undone dock]

Minecraft

[misty forum]

Railgun

[atomic socket]

Die

[winged ferry]

Yeah

[atomic socket]

Oop wrong reply

[buoyant carbon]

If you like being pegged you’re a reddit user

[halcyon dagger]

I'm listening to Jojo music: I cannot be stopped

[undone dock]

Not yet

[winged ferry]

Which song

[solid umbra]

i'm having a seizure trying to read this chat

[misty forum]

@winged ferry this you?

[atomic socket]

Based

[wet solar]

How the hell does artificer kill teleporter boss in 1 second?…. Halp!

[winged ferry]

I am not a reddit user

[dapper quartz]

screams

[halcyon dagger]

Traitor's Requiem with Diavolo revealed

[winged ferry]

Dont have a skill issue

[atomic socket]

Simply be good at the game

[winged ferry]

Good choice

[halcyon dagger]

And now... con lentitud poderosa

[wet solar]

You guys stacking crowbars?

[winged ferry]

My favorite jojo music

[atomic socket]

Guys I wish I had soft metal skin

[winged ferry]

Skill issue

[halcyon dagger]

Oh, DIO's World comes before that

[wet solar]

Blocked. Anyways…..

[winged ferry]

yeah crowbars and APR can help

[atomic socket]

Runalds and kjaroz

Backpack. Take backpack

[misty forum]

Josuke theme

[neat ruin]

yoink it and ploink it
the easiest you can go is yeah glass artifact, preon, few crowbars and go activate a teleporter
or you could kin+swarms until you get beetles, gather them around you and kill with a single nanobomb

[atomic socket]

Backpack

Take the backpack

[dapper quartz]

or loop

[atomic socket]

No

[misty forum]

Bakpack

[atomic socket]

Ew

[winged ferry]

Sounds like a

[buoyant carbon]

It has a gun in it

[winged ferry]

skill issue

[buoyant carbon]

That is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen anyone ever do

[low hemlock]

🫂 ❤️

[atomic socket]

I get to show the kids at school this

[atomic socket]

Hug 🫂 ❤️

[buoyant carbon]

Nice

[misty forum]

Whitetea

[halcyon dagger]

Gd1

[dapper quartz]

they already know, teach them how to rob a bank

[atomic socket]

I love show and tell!

[halcyon dagger]

Let's touch grass together

[buoyant carbon]

Racism

[misty forum]

😎

[halcyon dagger]

You can't refuse by the way

[atomic socket]

Dont get caught

[halcyon dagger]

We will touch grass, together

[winged ferry]

grass!

[buoyant carbon]

And kiss?

[misty forum]

Faking tasks at the bank

[halcyon dagger]

I have even mowed it today

[dapper quartz]

when they found they die

[winged ferry]

Good job

[halcyon dagger]

Let's go, let's beat the prejudice surrounding us

[atomic socket]

Immediately

[halcyon dagger]

con lentitud poderosa... time

[dapper quartz]

the curse

[atomic socket]

Ohhhh....I get it.

[buoyant carbon]

My dad won’t let me mow the grass because “they were just kids” and “why did you run them over with mower”

[wet solar]

I didn’t realize it was killing the boss with 1 hit at low health.

I read it like the engineer 5 second thing.

[atomic socket]

True

[atomic socket]

It was an accident

[wet solar]

Ezeeee

[neat ruin]

mirage why is there chroma in general

[buoyant carbon]

It wasn’t

[atomic socket]

They were part of the weeds

[neat ruin]

i thought it was you

[atomic socket]

Bitch

[buoyant carbon]

I definitely did it on purpose

[atomic socket]

Based

[misty forum]

Happy wheels lawnmower

[buoyant carbon]

Children are fucking cringe

[misty forum]

Poor cringe 😔

[buoyant carbon]

Dumb cringe

[dapper quartz]

fortnite

[buoyant carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-23361990

[dapper quartz]

bulwark of the weaks

[buoyant carbon]

Size up the load

[neat ruin]

yooo new cat pose

[undone dock]

I HATE Fortnite

stinky

[buoyant carbon]

Firmly grasp the load

[signal ember]

Fortnitefortniteforntie

[dapper quartz]

kids will screams when fortnite real

but not of joy

[buoyant carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[gusty oar]

omg cat

[winged ferry]

@neat ruin yeah true ror1 is like 2 euros

[simple sun]

I can't believe we're getting 2 new years in one day

[buoyant carbon]

2 shekels

[winged ferry]

i dont get it

[neat ruin]

nice I will gift it when I wake uo

gn now

[winged ferry]

gn

[buoyant carbon]

Sleep cat person

[light bison]

emoji person

[dapper quartz]

sleep well cat gifter

[gusty oar]

gn :)

[buoyant carbon]

You

[gusty oar]

me?

[winged ferry]

to be specific it is 1.51 euros

[buoyant carbon]

you

[dapper quartz]

soon free

[gusty oar]

i!

[buoyant carbon]

They!!

[hollow trellis]

me me

[gusty oar]

them...

[buoyant carbon]

Thit

[light bison]

theim

[dapper quartz]

everywhere

[buoyant carbon]

Yru’oe

[light bison]

theyn't

[hollow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-watermelon-mmm-capybaras-gif-23275581

[dapper quartz]

Youreure

[frank perch]

oh god matoi found the capybara gifs

[light bison]

you'ren't'd've'll

[frank perch]

abandon ship

[dapper quartz]

which one

[buoyant carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-bucket-sit-spa-capybara-bucket-gif-23305453

[dapper quartz]

soup

[buoyant carbon]

Capybara soup

[peak bolt]

[buoyant carbon]

Eat

[dapper quartz]

devour

[buoyant carbon]

Consume

[dapper quartz]

swallow

[buoyant carbon]

Inhale

[dapper quartz]

kyrbi it

[buoyant carbon]

Synonym rolls

[atomic socket]

My favorite musical instrument

[proven steppe]

anyone have an unlock everything mod?

or i guess unlock tool

[dapper quartz]

skissue

[buoyant carbon]

Yea

I do, it’s called playing the game 😊

Or just grind everything on Command Drizzle

[misty forum]

Nice rat

[dapper quartz]

big rat

[buoyant carbon]

Edible rat

[cursive oracle]

impostor

[buoyant carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sus-sus-sus-among-sus-sussy-kleb-gif-21479875

[icy heart]

artificer mains

[buoyant carbon]

Fartthrower

[cursive oracle]

horrendous, a little something for everyone 10/10 -IGN

[buoyant carbon]

Hot, 10/10 -IGN

[stiff basin]

could've done this on monsoon tbh

[cursive oracle]

very cool

[buoyant carbon]

That goes hard

[low hemlock]

Gamering

[cursive oracle]

gonna screenshot

[gleaming maple]

fake, artificer mains use ion surge

[low hemlock]

Hi wungus prophet

[buoyant carbon]

Ok but not monsoon

[icy heart]

not if theyre good at her

[stiff basin]

yeah

[icy heart]

hi penny folder

[tiny crag]

Returning player here, does someone mind telling me what this new, missing item is? It's on the bottom left. I've tried searching guides and such, and I can't find anything. It's bugging the hell out of me.

[stiff basin]

This could've been a first try mastery

[icy heart]

we have our terraria penny

[low hemlock]

Your mother (recycler)

Wait nevermind

[glossy estuary]

Recyclers is on the bottom right

[buoyant carbon]

That’s not an in game item

[stiff basin]

your dad

[low hemlock]

Missing

[tiny crag]

Tell him to go fuck himself

haHAA

[stiff basin]

lmao

[icy heart]

terraria?

[abstract cloud]

mod item...??

[buoyant carbon]

Damn bruh Dream stan

[abstract cloud]

im not at my computer to check

[low hemlock]

Sure :)

[tiny crag]

I mean, I have mods but nothing that adds items

It's all just vanilla tweaks

It's triggering me

[low hemlock]

I'll load into ror2 and check

[abstract cloud]

hero tbh

[low hemlock]

It's a modded item

[tiny crag]

wtf

[abstract cloud]

[low hemlock]

I do not have anything there for me

It just goes back up then egg

[winged ferry]

!feedback
Modern Medkit {Corrupts The Gnarled Woodsprite)
+) Heals you based on how much energy is stored when you get hurt by other sources
-) Damages you, storing energy infinitely and resets after being hurt by other sources
=) Can be sent to an enemy, however the healing they gain is much less

Log:
"Oh, you're back, how did that go?
"I gave them all my blood!
"A-ALL?!"
"YES! man! woman! soldier! enforcer! everyone got some of my blood and it went uhh.. well."
"SIR YOU JUST GAVE EVERY SINGLE HUMAN IN THAT PLANET AIDS."
"So what AIDs isn't THAT bad.
..Plus i made some money out of it."
"HOW DID YOU MAKE MONEY OUT OF DONATING STD BLOOD?!"
"with THIS fancy machine! lemme show you how it works"
"HOLD ON N-"

[tiny crag]

Weird, I swear I never added anything with that

[low hemlock]

You have one extra equipment

[cursive oracle]

amungus

[tiny crag]

Glad I'm not crazy, at least

[gusty oar]

look like an artifact of enigma
wolfosqol makes it into an item i think

[cursive oracle]

what if ror2 but commando is sus?

[low hemlock]

Ok I will play terraria now

[icy heart]

ok

[gleaming maple]

@winged ferry touhou i think

[winged ferry]

what mods do you have

[trail hawk]

terraria 🙏

[abstract cloud]

wait im like 99% sure my friend has drawn this before

[tiny crag]

I use his artifact fix mod, so that's likely it

[winged ferry]

yes that's touhou

[tiny crag]

CASE SOLVED, GANG

[gusty oar]

:)

[cursive oracle]

oh my

[low hemlock]

You welc

[tiny crag]

Thanks guys

[abstract cloud]

yeah she did this out of spite. i love her

[cursive oracle]

ayo coffeerow, have you tried using this amazing art program I found for free?

[abstract cloud]

which one :o

[cursive oracle]

ms paint

it's so good

[abstract cloud]

ill have to check it out sometime! ive heard good things about it

[trail hawk]

why did that take you like 15 seconds to type

[cursive oracle]

I'm typing with only my right hand

I'm eat da pizza

[low hemlock]

AMONG US

AMONG US

[cursive oracle]

AMONG US

[abstract cloud]

among us

[trail hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[buoyant carbon]

Fat cat

[gusty oar]

car

[cursive oracle]

diabeetus

[buoyant carbon]

American cat American cat

[gusty oar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559902049333018624/919795589250707486/906852970661023796.gif

[cursive oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/diabetes-diabeetus-fat-testing-supplies-gif-14163699

acrid but obnoxiously fat mod when?

[buoyant carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/die-deadchat-gif-23050743

[low hemlock]

Elden ring
Only 2 months away

[undone dock]

you have crossed the line

[abstract cloud]

cat time

[gusty oar]

cat

[cursive oracle]

aww ♥️

[low hemlock]

Cat :)

[undone dock]

Ascendant

[cursive oracle]

gd1 but there's a puzzling amount of cats

[undone dock]

Befuddling

[cursive oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-this-cat-look-at-this-fucking-cat-rave-cat-gif-22407994

[abstract cloud]

i like posting cats here :)

[gleaming maple]

catttt

post more cats

[winged ferry]

hey can i go murder her

[undone dock]

Crime

[abstract cloud]

no shes my best friend

[cursive oracle]

amazing

[winged ferry]

among us i hate among us

[cursive oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-stop-posting-about-among-us-sus-amogus-sussy-gif-20696860

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-this-cat-look-at-this-fucking-cat-rave-cat-gif-22407994

[trail hawk]

the chaddest survivor but the most virgin game

[winged ferry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/894703908209975307/921843658259591198/caption.gif

[gusty oar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/894703908209975307/924031528084832266/it_works.gif

[winged ferry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/894703908209975307/924031528084832266/it_works.gif

[gusty oar]

O!!

[trail hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/870082151876554752/926403679421091840/20211231_180738.jpg

[buoyant carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ankha-rickroll-meme-egg-requiem-gif-23946674

[gleaming maple]

thats not a cat

[gusty oar]

why not

[cursive oracle]

what a weird looking cat

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-this-cat-look-at-this-fucking-cat-rave-cat-gif-22407994

[winged ferry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc

[cursive oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-this-cat-look-at-this-fucking-cat-rave-cat-gif-22407994

[gleaming maple]

you got me there

[winged ferry]

ray william johnson is insane

[gleaming maple]

what that cat doin

[dapper quartz]

shark

[cursive oracle]

cute cat

[trail hawk]

🚀

[gusty oar]

omg

[low hemlock]

Cat :)

But what about moth 😳

[gleaming maple]

moth???

[jagged bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-melon-watermelon-muncher-the-ferocious-muncher-gif-23667477

[misty forum]

Ultrakill watermelon spawner

[low hemlock]

Ultrakill your mother spawner

[dapper quartz]

gd1

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-insect-bug-gif-18628898

[undone dock]

Telefragged

[tacit seal]

moth

[low hemlock]

Omg hi fyre

[dapper quartz]

OMG PEN hi

[undone dock]

Does everyone here know each other

[dapper quartz]

no i'm random

[gleaming maple]

moth

[low hemlock]

How's it goin?

Hi scoot

[violet sorrel]

Hi random

[dapper quartz]

better, work thingy, modelization

[low hemlock]

How are you?

[dapper quartz]

so true

[dapper quartz]

hi corrupted

[low hemlock]

Uhh decent

[hollow trellis]

stop yoinking ma gifs

[tacit seal]

i agree

[earnest prairie]

holy fucking shit doing your mom nft

[misty forum]

Fat albert

Morbidly a beast albert

[dapper quartz]

no worries

[earnest prairie]

that dumpy thoooo 🔥

[bleak mantle]

Hi pen!

[low hemlock]

Hi vaatzes, hows it goin?

[trail hawk]

comically large albert pulling out the comically large glock 19

[bleak mantle]

all good, just chilling until the end of the year

[earnest prairie]

that isnt even a fucking glock

[trail hawk]

i know

[earnest prairie]

😭

[misty forum]

Its AAAAA uhhhhhh fuckin

[hollow trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559901230005092363/923606194579439707/tweeter3.gif

[misty forum]

Gun

[earnest prairie]

clearly thats an air fryer

[trail hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/clearly-you-dont-own-an-air-fryer-jarvis-iron-man-meme-memes-gif-22588230

[misty forum]

I'll have you know I actually own an air fryer

[bleak mantle]

why'd you want to fry air?

[earnest prairie]

ok rq what even is an air fryer why suddenly theres a demand for fried air

[bleak mantle]

fry potatoes

[misty forum]

Why do people buy candles

[trail hawk]

america

[earnest prairie]

EXACTLY

[tacit seal]

who doesn't want to fry air

[mellow cradle]

You clearly don’t own 28 pressure cookers

[misty forum]

The air fries the french to make fried french fries

[earnest prairie]

i prefer raw air idk

[bleak mantle]

😮

[misty forum]

I also own a pressure cooker

[tacit seal]

fair i've heard its still pretty good unfried

[mellow cradle]

Wanna be terrorists together ☺️☺️

[earnest prairie]

ok honestly i see why putting french under extreme heat would be sought after

[misty forum]

Yes

[mellow cradle]

Real one 💯

[earnest prairie]

wow

[misty forum]

Cool fact wow upside down is mom

[bleak mantle]

ʍoʍ

[earnest prairie]

no way actually??? fr??? on god???

[trail hawk]

wowwy

[misty forum]

ON GOD

[earnest prairie]

мом

[gusty oar]

wow

[earnest prairie]

on god on god
respectfully

put that back

[bleak mantle]

wowмомwow

[misty forum]

A modest amount of on god

[tacit seal]

this sure is gd1

[earnest prairie]

g

[bleak mantle]

astute observation.

[misty forum]

G

[earnest prairie]

on-god-1

[trail hawk]

bible discussion 1

[misty forum]

Ezekiel 23:20

[bleak mantle]

"fk you ezekiel!"

[earnest prairie]

the bible is just an isekai

[bleak mantle]

what did you share?

[misty forum]

Holy fucking shit

[proper iris]

Guys

[bleak mantle]

yes tell us

[proper iris]

Look at my about me

[slow acorn]

Sex

[misty forum]

You guys should read this part

[bleak mantle]

oh is that from binding of isaac?

[misty forum]

Isaac was into bondage?

[trail hawk]

no

[low hemlock]

😳

[bleak mantle]

and God sayeth onto he, Ludovico technique or ipecac?

[proper iris]

It’s from the Bible

[bleak mantle]

quite sure binding of isaac did it first

[earnest prairie]

does it say amongus does it fucking say amongus red i swear to god if i google it and there is among us somewhere hidden in that fucking verse i will actually fly off the handle i will go fucking haywire bro ill lose it ill enter beastmode mark my FUCKING WORDS

[bleak mantle]

that game came out in like 2008

[misty forum]

I will neither confirm nor deny

[earnest prairie]

sigh

ok i shall google it

[trail hawk]

among us

[bleak mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-amoonguss-among-us-sus-whos-that-gif-20298355

[proper iris]

I remember when

[bleak mantle]

hi wakan

[gusty oar]

hi vaatzes :)

[earnest prairie]

i would have felt better about it if it was a simple peaceful amongus

[misty forum]

The bible is my favorite erotic novel

[earnest prairie]

bible erp

[bleak mantle]

the bible isn't real, it can't hurt you.

the bible: Ezekiel 23:20

[low hemlock]

Be not afraid 😳

[tacit seal]

gup

[proper iris]

Guppy

[misty forum]

Timothy 2:12

[proper iris]

What is a gup

[bleak mantle]

😮

[trail hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559901453834256404/921168925427896372/gup_mad.gif

[tacit seal]

he

[earnest prairie]

this channel is actually the funniest thing on youtube like unironically

[solid siren]

I was tryna escape spikestrippers

[abstract cloud]

oh god speaking of i forgot to post this request i got ages ago. please take it

[tacit seal]

gup

[low hemlock]

Amazing

[abstract cloud]

a little cursed

[low hemlock]

I love it

[tacit seal]

is gup just the new lemdog now

[bleak mantle]

gup is gup

[tacit seal]

is this a new era

[gleaming maple]

brombo enjoyer 🤝

[bleak mantle]

you don't understand. We brough back gup. It's not new. It's gup.

[trail hawk]

alt final boss is gupvidence

[tacit seal]

gup

[bleak mantle]

there's that too yes

but this was obviously gup

[tacit seal]

i've never recalled seeing gup in ror1 though

did he have certain spawn conditions

[winged ferry]

My favorite erotic novel is called "how to professionally cook eggs"

[misty forum]

How2basic

[bleak mantle]

I'm not doing so hot at this greedier mode 😦

[winged ferry]

Crack the eggs seductively

[tacit seal]

11/10 win streak

keep it up

[gusty oar]

that's ok :)

[bleak mantle]

does it wrap around to a positive number eventually?

[gusty oar]

just win once to get it to 1

[bleak mantle]

or 21474836460 more losses for integer underflow

[slow acorn]

And scramble them

[quasi cradle]

happy new year gmt+2

[gusty oar]

you too lamp

[tacit seal]

water

[winged ferry]

Happy new year

[quasi cradle]

wtf

[edgy acorn]

shall we do a new years pick-my-simulacrum-items run again?

[gusty oar]

happy new year suncles!!

[quasi cradle]

i think we should do a new years official beetle plush reveal

[edgy acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/small-version-cockroaches-insect-stomp-gif-17881781

[misty forum]

Yum

[quasi cradle]

NO!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!NO NXNXXNDBEMDBW999

[tacit seal]

pain and agony

[earnest prairie]

why is it so fucking flat

[quasi cradle]

shut the fuck up

[low hemlock]

Hi beetle

[edgy acorn]

yea he's perfect

[quasi cradle]

he is absolutely fantastic i would give him a gentle kiss

[earnest prairie]

2 dimensional

[quasi cradle]

like your mom

[earnest prairie]

no my mom is awesome

[bleak mantle]

he would not give you a gentle kiss, if their looks are anything to go by

[earnest prairie]

he would SNAP your HEAD OFF

[quasi cradle]

i do not care. he is very polite & thats what matters

[tacit seal]

it beetle

[tacit seal]

beetle

[edgy acorn]

who shall I play as

[tacit seal]

mult

[quasi cradle]

the long black rectangle

[gusty oar]

acrid

[quasi cradle]

wait its white not black how tf did i mess this up

[quasi cradle]

good scene from good movie so idc

[tacit seal]

The revolution has begun.

[edgy acorn]

we mult

[bleak mantle]

This survivor

[tacit seal]

amazing

[gusty oar]

commando!

[low hemlock]

Why are you covering up chef and sniper

[dusky python]

commando 2!

[quasi cradle]

no double saw

fake mult

[trail hawk]

Playable geep and gip

[bleak mantle]

Ah the new survivor is a survivor that can take the shape of other survivors! Sneaky one, Seventeen!

[edgy acorn]

pick

[trail hawk]

2nd

[bleak mantle]

2rd

[storm tapir]

2nd

[bleak mantle]

ok 2nd

[tacit seal]

2nd

[short frost]

2nd

[quasi cradle]

No

[edgy acorn]

void glasses do i take yes/no

[short frost]

Yes

[quasi cradle]

should i post more beetles?

[tacit seal]

beeble

[trail hawk]

Yep

[short frost]

Take every void item

[dapper geode]

🤨

[bleak mantle]

uh

[short frost]

Drink

[trail hawk]

3

[storm tapir]

the drink

[low hemlock]

Hi Grove :)

[quasi cradle]

i will post more beetles later. get ready

[short frost]

Hello! I am alive this morning

[bleak mantle]

what's the most celebratory beetle?

[low hemlock]

🫂

[winged ferry]

Hey jon i have a question

[tacit seal]

regular beetle

[winged ferry]

Are we gonna get any new dlc news for new years? @edgy acorn

[storm tapir]

just because you asked that no more dlc news

[tacit seal]

amazing

[quasi cradle]

#gd1-nullified message

[winged ferry]

ok

[short frost]

It's coming this year :) theres ur news

[trail hawk]

Just because you mentioned it the dlc is now delayed to 2023

[short frost]

Bear

[storm tapir]

2nd

[bleak mantle]

tedddy

[trail hawk]

2

[tacit seal]

2nd

[low hemlock]

White box

[radiant vapor]

I am glad, finally got everything for MUL-T

[winged ferry]

Tougher times

[low hemlock]

Hi articrose

[bleak mantle]

toughest of bear times

[low hemlock]

Nice

[tacit seal]

now play power mode double nail gun and become a living machine gun :)

[gusty oar]

👍

[bleak mantle]

so is 2022 going to be better or worse than 2021?

[radiant vapor]

I just get a lot of razorwier and bleed

[gusty oar]

i hopeeeeeeeeeeee betterrrrrrrrr

[radiant vapor]

Let the king kill himself

[low hemlock]

Better (elden ring)

[short frost]

Well 2021 was kinda a nothing year for me so I guess better?

[storm tapir]

covid 2 inc

[bleak mantle]

midd

[trail hawk]

3

[olive urchin]

ez 1 bruh

[storm tapir]

well didnt you take void goggles

[low hemlock]

Rusted key

[gusty oar]

bobm

[storm tapir]

so headdress useless take 1

[bleak mantle]

AH void googles >.>

[short jewel]

Sticky Bomba :D

[tacit seal]

actually amazing (silksong)

[short frost]

You can still get crit with other items

[tacit seal]

hopefully

[bleak mantle]

sars-cov-2?

[storm tapir]

silksong 2023 tf u mean

[edgy acorn]

0 healing items + boss wave + bad character = death

[storm tapir]

oh 2024 now

[tacit seal]

a man can dream

[short frost]

• ratio + cope

[trail hawk]

Was the first item you got useful

[bleak mantle]

That's what you get for not picking the character I suggested

[storm tapir]

why did you take headdress with lost seers lenses

[edgy acorn]

only the first answer counts

[full sparrow]

beeble

[edgy acorn]

i did as i was told

[bleak mantle]

[quasi cradle]

skill issue

[trail hawk]

Good

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-malenia-gif-24103273

[tacit seal]

now play commando

[olive urchin]

cause u didnt pick bomb

[short frost]

Play merc next

[olive urchin]

trash

[tacit seal]

with dive

[storm tapir]

play new survivor

[trail hawk]

Shouldve picked 3rd for the first item

[tacit seal]

mando

[pulsar bobcat]

holy shit Henry confirmed

[bleak mantle]

one of these days...

[olive urchin]

HAHA

[trail hawk]

Real

[storm tapir]

play acrid cus hes ez

[hidden saddle]

please limit play by play screenshots to a minimum 🗿

[lethal cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/831908088281825410.gif?v=1&size=40

[mellow gazelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/831908088281825410.gif?v=1&size=40

[lethal cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/831908088281825410.gif?v=1&size=40

[edgy acorn]

jesus fucking christ please pick the right one this is round one....

[mellow gazelle]

acrid best doggo

[storm tapir]

2

[trail hawk]

2

[bleak mantle]

3

[worldly prism]

@edgy acorn please keep play by play screenshots to a minimum

[short frost]

Red

[tacit seal]

focus

[quasi cradle]

i am going to gather more beetles maybe. not really feeling like it though. hmm

[short frost]

Idk what it's called missile

[quasi cradle]

the red rocket

[sinful plover]

@edgy acorn please keep play by play screenshots to a minimum

[lethal cloak]

very best doggo

[autumn acorn]

bad character
mult

[sinful plover]

mult is the strongest character bro

[white kelp]

ah yes
MUL-T is bad

[short jewel]

play the... Uh, I'm trying to think of aname for a potential dlc character... Play the pilot, maybe the technician I think it could be cool to show off a teaser or two about them 👁️

[bleak mantle]

mult is nerfed in the DLC, obviuosly.

[worldly prism]

why did you pick seers lenses

[edgy acorn]

from now on i'm only accepting the correct name of the item not numbers

[autumn acorn]

ok i know devs and community officials were usually bad at their games but holy shit bro this is too far

[storm tapir]

alright

[worldly prism]

that is almost certainly worse than lensmakers

[storm tapir]

sounds fair

[bleak mantle]

ok np

[quasi cradle]

oh heavens i forgot to un ping. i apologize

[trail hawk]

focus crystal'

[short frost]

What is the missile called I forgor

[edgy acorn]

i picked focus crystal ¬)¬

[junior zephyr]

Pocket I.C.B.M

[hidden saddle]

the missile is not an item in risk of rain 2 though

[low hemlock]

Your mother

[sinful plover]

nice

[junior zephyr]

Cringe.

[short jewel]

Yooo

[frail moss]

Focus crystal probably gives you more damage, unironically

[radiant vapor]

Hey I have a question, let me know if this is the wrong channel. Where do I get a server role?

[lethal cloak]

Oh GReaT HeAVenS

[plain lodge]

ATG MK2

hooah

[mellow gazelle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559902049333018624/831883861301395535/image0-26.gif

[short jewel]

You ARE going to pick goobo Jr if you ever get the opportunity right?

[sinful plover]

they should add pats pond from btd6 to ror2 it would be epic

[low hemlock]

Hi ace

[worldly prism]

they should add nitra from drg to ror2 it would be epic

[lethal cloak]

Heyo penfolder

[bleak mantle]

@edgy acorn Pick "The correct name of the item"!

[low hemlock]

How are you?

[tacit seal]

key

[worldly prism]

sticky

[misty forum]

[storm tapir]

Sticky Bomb

[lethal cloak]

Bout to get a haircut

[bleak mantle]

I was first ppl.

[junior zephyr]

Not picking Monster Tooth smh.

[plain lodge]

Monster teeth if your healing is poopy butt

[bleak mantle]

I said the correct name of the item.

[low hemlock]

Nice

[sinful plover]

Now that's Sticky!

[storm tapir]

does key even do anything in simulacrum

[lethal cloak]

yep going to be looking fresh

[quasi cradle]

@short jewel is your icon the little fucker from smt or some thing

[low hemlock]

😎

[plain lodge]

It'll probably spawn a lockbox after your current wave

[quasi cradle]

_ _ c

[short jewel]

Correct

[lethal cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/913906625788669983.png?v=1&size=40

[quasi cradle]

Ok

[lethal cloak]

u

[quasi cradle]

persona kinda slaps

[storm tapir]

Warbanner

[tacit seal]

banner

[trail hawk]

Warbanner

[plain lodge]

Bannor

[lethal cloak]

warbannner

[low hemlock]

Banner

[autumn acorn]

dios best friend

[trail hawk]

The hivemind speaks

[shy kindle]

Warbanner

[junior zephyr]

Rusted Keys Command only run when?

[quasi cradle]

m

[worldly prism]

seventeenuncles i will send you an image of a 5 dollar bill if you give me a beta access code

[tacit seal]

fair deal

[misty forum]

Key

[edgy acorn]

if i hide items i will accept "middle white" "left white" and "right white" as answers btw

[abstract cloud]

you could also.... show items 👀

[trail hawk]

You guys should let only me answer

[worldly prism]

uncles pls

[olive urchin]

just show ez

[plain lodge]

Aight.

[junior zephyr]

Pick the worst item you see in the bunch challenge when.

[quasi cradle]

whispers white square detected

[honest garnet]

gd1 always talking about whites...

[olive urchin]

tbh kinda racist to hide them behind white squares ngl

[storm tapir]

Sticky Bomb

[tacit seal]

crowbar

[trail hawk]

Crobar

[worldly prism]

sticky nade

[plain lodge]

Bomb

[storm tapir]

hes mander crowbar bad

[low hemlock]

Stun grenade :)

[junior zephyr]

So if you get like Behemoth, Clover, and Bison Steak you must pick Steak.

[quasi cradle]

u cles. you were already picking the crowbar. why dont you take it

[trail hawk]

Exactly

[edgy acorn]

these wave 5 boss waves aint playing today boys

[storm tapir]

jellyfish

[fathom sedge]

Fisjed

[plain lodge]

Ouch. Guessing it was elite?

[olive urchin]

u died with bomb? impossible

[junior zephyr]

Blazing?

[storm tapir]

play white square 1

[quasi cradle]

festive bettle

[shy kindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVA-cqASg8k

[edgy acorn]

idk i was trying to avoid the 20 golems

[magic galleon]

Anyone know what would make an item cast a double because im playing and i see the item and the outline separately

[storm tapir]

just instakill the golems with the amazing itemless mander damage

[short frost]

Mercenary

[trail hawk]

Focus crystal carry

[worldly prism]

uncles i will give you a picture of a 5 dollar bill for a beta code pls

[edgy acorn]

i love merc this will hopefully be a better run...

[trail hawk]

You had that ready

[plain lodge]

I'd like to see a Captain run

[trail hawk]

Lmao

[storm tapir]

shouldve said white square 1 tbh

[abstract cloud]

good luck!!!

[worldly prism]

artificer pls

[short frost]

NOoooooo 🙄

[worldly prism]

uncles we need more representation

[junior zephyr]

It's all fun and games until you get Overloading Worm Wave 5.

[quasi cradle]

bandit ..play bandiy

[junior zephyr]

Medkit.

[storm tapir]

Flask thingy

[trail hawk]

Teddy

[plain lodge]

Medkit

[junior zephyr]

Gotta get that early game healing when hit going.

[spark light]

Flask thingy

[short frost]

What does the flask even do ._.

[plain lodge]

Heal at low damage. Consumes it

[plain lodge]

Goat

[junior zephyr]

Goat Hoof.

[short frost]

Goat

[storm tapir]

pauls goat hoof

[quasi cradle]

this image is very scary

[radiant vapor]

What's the flask?

[junior zephyr]

Elixir is 25% HP or less you heal back 75% HP instantly and it's then consumed.

[trail hawk]

Among us potion

[quasi cradle]

potion that turns you into an among us?

[radiant vapor]

I haven't seen that in the game before, how do you get it?

[worldly prism]

uncles the new content does not fit in with the basegame stylistically in the slightest

[spark light]

Mod

[junior zephyr]

DLC, not released yet.

[trail hawk]

Dlc

[plain lodge]

Shill the dlc

[spark light]

Oh

[winged ferry]

Four minutes

[spark light]

Whoops lol

[worldly prism]

also remember to limit the play-by-play screenshots to a minimum

[radiant vapor]

Ah okay

[trail hawk]

Meat

[storm tapir]

Fresh meat

[plain lodge]

Elixer

[worldly prism]

bungus

[short frost]

Doesnt it leave you with an empty flask afterwards?

[junior zephyr]

Yes.

[plain lodge]

Ye

[short frost]

Can you refill or is it just there

[worldly prism]

can you read

[pulsar bobcat]

[trail hawk]

Could you scrap it is the question

[junior zephyr]

Probably not.

[storm tapir]

its probaly like dios or tonic affliction

[junior zephyr]

You can't scrap a used Dio's after all.

[short frost]

Yes please tell me where it says it leaves an empty flask

[quasi cradle]

@storm tapir good icon

[nimble oracle]

What?

[storm tapir]

Firework

[plain lodge]

Coffe

[short frost]

Opal

[gusty oar]

drizzle coffee??

[abstract cloud]

coffee :)

[gusty oar]

coffee :)

[trail hawk]

sad no scrap

[nimble oracle]

Lol they could’ve been talking about 90s pro hockey player Paul Coffe…you don’t know

[short frost]

U must be able to do something with the empty flask like refilling it or it would just get rid of it like key

[hearty stone]

How come there's white after captain

[junior zephyr]

Or it could just be like Dio's and leave it in your inventory.

[storm tapir]

white 3

[trail hawk]

white right

[honest garnet]

bing bong

[torn jasper]

I will scrap tonic afflictions if I want

[solid umbra]

what

what's in the drink

[trail hawk]

i just realized what i said

[short frost]

Now that you mention it why does Dios stay in your inventory

[storm tapir]

probably to show you had it

[edgy acorn]

we did it boys we did 5 waves

[junior zephyr]

To shame you for dying ez.

[trail hawk]

so people can bully you

[plain lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[turbid coral]

happy new year

[storm tapir]

cus key will turn into ano ther item

[winged ferry]

Same to you

[short frost]

U can see how many deaths you have when the game ends

[torn jasper]

I will also re-sequence tonic afllictions.

And make mirthix steal them

[honest garnet]

17u is actually unbased

[edgy acorn]

fireworks is gettin scrapped 100%

[storm tapir]

no

[trail hawk]

YES

[gusty oar]

you too :)

[short frost]

Beetl

[junior zephyr]

Scrap fireworks and turn it into Monster Tooth.

[opaque cipher]

it's new year don't scrap the fireworks

[torn jasper]

Scrap fireworks? How else will I continuously fire homing rockets for 5 minutes straight when interacting with something?

[storm tapir]

Goat hoof

[junior zephyr]

Tooth.

[trail hawk]

tooth

[honest garnet]

+ printer

[trail hawk]

wtf rigged my message took 10 seconds to send

[short frost]

Nice

[storm tapir]

so can we choose what u command

[honest garnet]

Bungus only stage

Bungus and polyps

[torn jasper]

What about an artifact that completely negates the artifact of command

For the salt

[trail hawk]

glass because you'll die

[honest garnet]

That's called turning command off

[junior zephyr]

Artifact that disables all artifacts.

[torn jasper]

Naw, not salty enough

[signal cipher]

Happy new year gd1

[torn jasper]

I want to turn it off involuntarily

[opaque cipher]

artifact :you don't chose your itens

[trail hawk]

bungus

[short frost]

Focus Crystal

[junior zephyr]

Not picking Opal smh.

[gusty oar]

you too gabbo :)

[junior zephyr]

Opal.

[storm tapir]

bungus

hey

[gusty oar]

opal is yes

[trail hawk]

its always bungus or opal

[junior zephyr]

Not sure what it does but it must do something cool.

[honest garnet]

What does opal do

[junior zephyr]

😎

[storm tapir]

photoshopped

[honest garnet]

And coffee

[storm tapir]

what is this bad font

[gusty oar]

smal idk

[signal cipher]

🥰

[honest garnet]

Based verde

[trail hawk]

teddy

[storm tapir]

toughger times

[signal cipher]

Teddy

[river basin]

stun grenade

[slate raft]

Happy new year to my fellow CET folk!

[worldly prism]

ah yes, put scrappers, the gateway to brain damage instawins with decent luck, in the mode that looked like it was going to work against brain damage instawin with decent luck

[random mulch]

K

[trail hawk]

k

[storm tapir]

just dont use the scrapper 4head

[signal cipher]

Shoutouts to Simulacrum for making me like tougher times by giving them a purpose

[gusty oar]

happy new year sam!

[sinful plover]

scrappers shouldn't have been created honestly

[junior zephyr]

"Tougher Times has been integrated into the Simulacrum"

[torn jasper]

:thonk:

[edgy acorn]

d

[junior zephyr]

Ez mode.

[trail hawk]

oh no!

[worldly prism]

the only thing scrappers are good for is euthanizing squid polyps

[torn jasper]

Not dio and barbed wire?

[storm tapir]

daisy

[signal cipher]

Oh that's a cool message for going to the next stage

[river basin]

time to rage quit

[torn jasper]

Dio + jellies

[river basin]

band + hooves jellies

[halcyon dagger]

Happy New Years from France

[signal cipher]

And from Italy

[gusty oar]

you too artanaris!!

[river basin]

happy new years from mercury

[gusty oar]

WHERE

[fathom sedge]

Opal ganghem style

[edgy acorn]

plz not key...

[trail hawk]

white left

[tacit seal]

white left

[river basin]

key

[trail hawk]

maybe mercy for you

[trail hawk]

hoof

[river basin]

im very impressed that uncles have time to add white boxes while playing, very impressive

[full sparrow]

boo womp

[trail hawk]

pause

[worldly prism]

white last

[full sparrow]

hello gd1 my name is markiplier and today i have a pizza taquito

[river basin]

woolie character, you insta die if you dont beat the stage before 5 mins