gd1-nullified

[short frost]

Risk of rain with player invasions

[low hemlock]

Umbras

[short frost]

THE game

[forest widget]

your what build

[trail hawk]

this is elden ring sister discord now

sorry dude

[short frost]

U heard me :) (endgame gear at low level)

[low hemlock]

Yknow twinks
High level gear low level character so they can nuke low level people

[forest widget]

usually means a different thing the way i know it

[short frost]

Yeah its me

[trail hawk]

get an unscaled phantom

[low hemlock]

I hope I can do a suicide potion only run

[short frost]

Risk of rain dark souls mod when

Beetle queen fog gate

[low hemlock]

Gwyn survivor

[trail hawk]

ror2 pvp

[forest widget]

walk through the fog gate and get lasered by a titan immediately

[low hemlock]

Bro can't wait to die to soldier of godrick

In ror2 😎

[forest widget]

who?

[low hemlock]

Optional tutorial boss of er
Just a basic enemy with a boss health bar

[trail hawk]

"boss"
dies in one hit to literally anything

need gundyr 2

[forest widget]

cough cough pinwheel

[low hemlock]

He tries his best ok

[trail hawk]

his best is bad

[low hemlock]

MY NAAAAAAME IS TREE SENTINEL

[short frost]

Bighorn bison

[trail hawk]

cant wait to fight the other horse rider that was in the trailer

dragon slayer gyobu

[forest widget]

gundyr was such a pain the first time around

[low hemlock]

I want horse armor

[forest widget]

in risk of rain 2

[trail hawk]

hes a really good introductory boss

[low hemlock]

Me when I parry gundyr

[short frost]

I beat him first try bc I chose pyromancer

[forest widget]

yeah. parrying champion gundyr 20 times consecutively.

[low hemlock]

Same
Pyromancer with black fire bombs

[forest widget]

gundyr was my introduction into souls games

[trail hawk]

same

[short frost]

I was like oh hes made of oil and threw my flames at him, (its not oil but close enough)

[short frost]

Same

[low hemlock]

He's made of uh
Pus?

[trail hawk]

pusy

[short frost]

Ds3, bloodborne, sekiro, ds1, ds2

[low hemlock]

Pus of men

[forest widget]

dregs

[short frost]

Pus of Man

[trail hawk]

i need to rant on how bad aldriches are

[forest widget]

blightpus

[low hemlock]

Ds2, Ds3, bb, ds1, sekiro, des

[forest widget]

aldrich is the most based boss

'mmm i'm so hungry'

[low hemlock]

I've come to make an announcement
Aldrich is a

[trail hawk]

not the boss

the covenant
everyone that uses it sucks

[forest widget]

i use it..

[trail hawk]

im doing pontiff invasions and literally everytime i get into an invasion an aldrich insta dies

[low hemlock]

Me when I never take off the sunlight covenant 😎

[forest widget]

me when the blue covenant because red people are scary

[low hemlock]

Me when I kill the funny red people because they aren't yellow

[short frost]

Hardest convenant to get all the achievements was that one in the tower. I couldn't be fucked doing pvp or grinding those knights so I just went to NG+ 15

[forest widget]

darkmoon blade?

[short frost]

Yes

[trail hawk]

darkmoon yeah
mega pain in the ass

[forest widget]

yeah i hate that so much.

[trail hawk]

thats why i use honest merchant and just cheat everything in

[forest widget]

i'm doing it again though cause yknow, achievement

[forest widget]

hmmm...

[low hemlock]

Me when I get darkmoon blade after a week of no life murdering the silver knights

Why are silver knight weapons not in ds3

[short frost]

I did everything legit, except asking on the ds3 discord to drop me the wolf ring from the covenant

[forest widget]

darkmoon blade is the worst though. wolf covenant isn't that bad.

cause way of the blue matchmaking sucks

[low hemlock]

I farmed gruu(e?) For the funny covenant items

[forest widget]

you're connecting to someone connecting to someone using some dumb blue rag that no one touches

[short frost]

Ah damn meesa gotta go now, see yall

[low hemlock]

Me when I kill a blue guy

[forest widget]

seeya

[low hemlock]

Bye grovetender

[forest widget]

alright tbf way of the blue hosts are the worst

gankers.

[low hemlock]

Me when I go online in farron swamp

[trail hawk]

me when funny estus cancel

[low hemlock]

Me when funny bow glitch

[trail hawk]

bow glitch is funny

[low hemlock]

Me when i machine gun my greatbow

[trail hawk]

now thats boring

but o ther stuff is funny

[low hemlock]

What even is estus cancel

I've heard of it but never seen nor done it

[trail hawk]

exactly what it sounds like

you cancel the animation

[low hemlock]

Just cancel estus

Estus flask is controversial
Cancel it on Twitter!

[trail hawk]

and its the easiest thing to do ever

but also broken powerful

[low hemlock]

How do

[forest widget]

what, estusing and rolling?

[trail hawk]

ill only tell you if you dont do it

[low hemlock]

I don't play ds3 much anymore so

[trail hawk]

it corrupts people and it works in elden ring

[forest widget]

💀

[low hemlock]

Oh yeah elden ring with its funny glitches

[forest widget]

tell me so i can absolutely not use it

[low hemlock]

I won't because I don't glitch

[simple fossil]

w

[low hemlock]

Yo toaster

[trail hawk]

heal while facing away from someone, lock on when the pot reaches your face and when fully turned around you step backwards

[low hemlock]

Zamn!

[forest widget]

good now i definitely won't do that

[low hemlock]

That's as easy as the dupe glitch in dsr

[forest widget]

anyways who wants to find out how to wear armor while in dragon form?

[low hemlock]

Me

[forest widget]

[trail hawk]

thats easy

but not that useful

[forest widget]

it's kinda easy.

[low hemlock]

If you want armor in dragon form just play ds2

[forest widget]

hella resistances

[trail hawk]

just another bow glitch

a ton of people use lightning and your lowest res will be lightning

[low hemlock]

Me when I spam lightning arrow

[forest widget]

it does lower lightning resistance yea. that's the catch about dragon form.

[trail hawk]

its basically a reg tumble buff

[low hemlock]

The catch is also you have no armor

[trail hawk]

tumble buff is a whole other level of BS glitches

[low hemlock]

Me when tumble swap

[forest widget]

what

[trail hawk]

buffing already infused weapons

insta full heals

[forest widget]

i know you can swap onyx blade buff

[low hemlock]

Me when I use smoughs hammer with the golden tracer moveset

[trail hawk]

tumble buffing is just spell swapping except its insanely forgiving

[forest widget]

damn what

[low hemlock]

Ds1 glitches are on another level

[trail hawk]

onyx blade into followre sabre 🤡

[low hemlock]

Me when Onyx blade is actually trash

[forest widget]

that game is held together by scotch tape

[low hemlock]

Dsr is held together by scotch tape
Ds1 ptde is held together by string

[forest widget]

i thought dsr was gonna be like ds1 on ds3's engine 😔

[trail hawk]

nah too much effort

[forest widget]

apparently it's just dusted off ds1 with another bonfire

[low hemlock]

That would've taken too much effort

[trail hawk]

shouldve gotten bluepoint to do it but they cant anymore

[low hemlock]

Bloodborne 2

The demon's souls remake was good

[trail hawk]

even if thats true idk why they would make it their first project in actually making games

expectation too high

[low hemlock]

Bro I'd be fine with bb remastered

[forest widget]

i haven't even played bb yet. i want to though.

[low hemlock]

We already have elden ring

I'm content for now

[trail hawk]

me too but havent they started moving away from remakes/masters

[low hemlock]

Yeah

[forest widget]

sekiro remaster soon

[trail hawk]

its fun but half the bosses suck sadly

[low hemlock]

No wdym 🤨

[forest widget]

sounds like dark souls 1

[trail hawk]

ok let me name off every single bad boss

[low hemlock]

The only bosses that suck are chalice dungeon bosses

All the main game and dlc ones are amazing

[trail hawk]

micolash, logarius, one reborn, shadows of yharnam, witches of hemwick, celestial emmisaries and like you said every chalice dungeon boss

[low hemlock]

Ok well except for that one (the witches)

[low hemlock]

Ok no
Micolash is fucking amazing

[trail hawk]

forgot emmissaries

[low hemlock]

Logarius is also good

[trail hawk]

i would say rom but the fight is made a meme on purpose

[low hemlock]

So is the one reborn

[trail hawk]

logarius is okay on first try but getting into NG+ cycles he sucks

[low hemlock]

That's literally every boss in ng+ cycles tho

[trail hawk]

actually yeah one reborn is okay

but not enough moves tbh

[low hemlock]

He goes screeee

[trail hawk]

💀 shadows 💀 of 💀 yharnam 💀 NG+ 💀 scaling 💀

[low hemlock]

Ok celestial emissaries is more of just a mini boss

[trail hawk]

still counts as a boss 🙂

[low hemlock]

Leading up to the real boss
Spaghet

[low hemlock]

Me when they
Kill me

[trail hawk]

2 shot in just NG+1 when theres 3 of them

so fun

[low hemlock]

Ok actually
All of the main chalice dungeon bosses are fine

[trail hawk]

most of them are normal enemies or are already bosses outside of dungeon and the ones later on are pretty dog water

[low hemlock]

Like funny dog
And funny pthumerian descendants

[trail hawk]

Pthumerian Descendant is my least favorite fight in the entire game

[low hemlock]

Skill issue

[trail hawk]

instant attack issue

[low hemlock]

I'm jealous of their weapon

Why can't I get a cool sickle 😔

[trail hawk]

they did a lautrec cosplay before it was not cool

[light bison]

is dwarf = gnome

or dwarf is dwarf

[low hemlock]

Rock and stone!

[light bison]

for kyle

[low hemlock]

Kyle

[trail hawk]

depends if gnome diggy diggy hole

[low hemlock]

Anyways on to my rant on why darkbeast paarl is the fucking worst

[light bison]

who is it

are you trying to spoiler me deep dives

[trail hawk]

agreed

[light bison]

oh it's bloodborne

[trail hawk]

need bloodborne on PC

[light bison]

bloodborne mobile

[low hemlock]

Top 5 worst fights
Shadows of yharnam
Witches of hemwick
Darkbeast paarl
Celestial emissaries
And finally
Your mother

[trail hawk]

bloodborne on new 3ds XL

in the true ending my mum is the moon presence

😳

[low hemlock]

Moon presence is better than gherman

[trail hawk]

dies too fast to actually enjoy the fight but he is fine

i feel like hunters are generally better then beasts tho

[low hemlock]

When I kill gherman I don't turn into a worm and get caressed by the doll

[trail hawk]

anyway have you played monster hunter before @low hemlock

[low hemlock]

Yes
I played world

[trail hawk]

oh ye, ps4?

[low hemlock]

No
Xbockx

[light bison]

shadows of yharim

[trail hawk]

i have it on both 🤡

[low hemlock]

I could technically get it for free on ps

[trail hawk]

i totally didnt buy it 3 times

[low hemlock]

But the grind 🗿

[trail hawk]

can just speedrun ez

[low hemlock]

Me when I just one shot everything with a bow

[trail hawk]

hammer chad

[low hemlock]

I stopped using hammer after I got sent into orbit while charging up a big slam

[trail hawk]

skill issue

[low hemlock]

Rathalos issue

I hate "fighting" rathalos

[trail hawk]

i sure do love watching some monster fly for 10 hours while i get destroyed by 10 gizzilion fireballs

[low hemlock]

Yes
Then watch it go heal

That's why I switched to bow
So I could shred wings up

[trail hawk]

i wish i wouldve done that

but i had to use dual blades the shortest weapon in the game

[low hemlock]

Dual blade users when they have to stop what they're doing everytime a monster moves 3 inches

[trail hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789417829836521532/842823786242768946/silly_spunchbob.gif

[trail hawk]

You've done fatalis and alatreon right?

[low hemlock]

No lol

[trail hawk]

damn its the best content in the game

[low hemlock]

I stopped playing after the 3rd mission in iceborne

[trail hawk]

RIP

should get back into it to pass time for ER

[low hemlock]

I just could not stand the everything

Got way to ugh

[trail hawk]

😔

[low hemlock]

Me when I cosplay as dante from angel will smile

[light bison]

ah! so jolly!

[low hemlock]

I have drg

[trail hawk]

the painful experience in early IB is worth for the mid-endgame

[low hemlock]

Me when I have to fight a reskin of my least favorite moster

[trail hawk]

just wait till you see the older games

[low hemlock]

I have

[trail hawk]

🥶 blue tesotra that has 2x stats
peak game design

[low hemlock]

One of them has a Chris Pratt costume for your palico

[trail hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-mario-movie-chris-pratt-chris-pratt-mario-globeba-gif-23288599

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-mario-movie-chris-pratt-chris-pratt-mario-globeba-gif-23288599

[light bison]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-mario-movie-chris-pratt-chris-pratt-mario-globeba-gif-23288599

[low hemlock]

Bro the Mario movie will be good I swear

[trail hawk]

now sunbreak coming out in the summer and MH6 coming out in 2023

[final inlet]

aaaaaaaaaaa

[trail hawk]

TRUE

[low hemlock]

Me when Jack black as bowser

[light bison]

yeah guardians of the galaxy vol. 3

[trail hawk]

i think he would be a good bowser

https://tenor.com/view/bowser-mario-super-mario-bowser-jumpscare-chris-pratt-gif-23207206

^proof

[low hemlock]

Who was lugi

[trail hawk]

Charlie day

[light bison]

if mario is chris pratt then luigi is

[trail hawk]

phris cratt

[light bison]

no way

[remote depot]

piss cat

[low hemlock]

Hi jacob!

[remote depot]

hi

[light bison]

tainted jacob

[low hemlock]

How's it goin?

[remote depot]

goo

[low hemlock]

Goo 😳

[remote depot]

im doing goo||bo||

[low hemlock]

😳

[trail hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rest-lazy-laying-bed-gif-20013578

[remote depot]

cat

[low hemlock]

Cat

[remote depot]

me when laying in bed if i was a cat

[light bison]

cat

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-corn-eating-corn-on-the-cob-gif-21134627

[trail hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/748881106694176850/917016496255950909/caption-8.gif

[remote depot]

cobs your corn

[low hemlock]

Me when ct et crn

[light bison]

counter counter ratio

[trail hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-gif-22588065

[low hemlock]

Can you believe it guys
Christmas! Just a week away

[winged ferry]

New mario movie already gives me some Gangsta's Paradise Sonic Movie vibes

[light bison]

does it has a trailer already

[trail hawk]

i got something for you

[low hemlock]

Yo seru

[trail hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/767243877744115724/924166036285190175/caption.gif

[low hemlock]

😳

[remote depot]

can you believe it guys? christmas! just a year away!

[low hemlock]

Bro thanks! I always wanted a pipe bomb

[winged ferry]

No im just giving some predictions

[trail hawk]

feels like it was just yesterday 😔

[light bison]

can you belevit guys? just in a week away!

[winged ferry]

yeah?

[low hemlock]

Hi :)

[remote depot]

remember when we got red scrap in our logbook together

[light bison]

rember

[remote depot]

thats what the point of the is

[trail hawk]

i cant believe its just in a week away

[light bison]

the point of the 👽

[low hemlock]

The point of

Holy shit the emote is just called Dio

[remote depot]

you guys got your bungus printed?
wungus winted?

[low hemlock]

Jojos reference

[trail hawk]

ok but actually just dont

[light bison]

dota 2 reference

[trail hawk]

man i just saw arcane i hope the game is just like it

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/jonathan-joestar-dio-brando-dio-jumpscare-jjba-gif-23255421

[low hemlock]

[light bison]

yeah you should totally try it

[spring cedar]

loeder

[light bison]

leader

[remote depot]

loader is the leader

[low hemlock]

Lodr

[trail hawk]

Load

[light bison]

lad

[trail hawk]

LA

[light bison]

l

[low hemlock]

Yo scoot

[icy heart]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/399225997775470602/924661062350012446/RDT_20211226_1550338318533840723965853.gif

[light bison]

point of view

[trail hawk]

Good

🙏

[low hemlock]

Hi wungus prophet

[icy heart]

hi penfolder you never talked to me about terraria

[low hemlock]

I've been doing Christmas things

[icy heart]

youre mariah carey?

[low hemlock]

No

[low hemlock]

I could play terraria

[light bison]

get unreal

[low hemlock]

Get unreal engine 5

[trail hawk]

Terraria chad

[light bison]

unreal engine 69

[icy heart]

i cant rn

watching encanto with friends

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[arctic hornet]

im a terraria pro

[low hemlock]

I'm a terraria

[light bison]

me are pro

[low hemlock]

I gavlan

[light bison]

чебуреки

[low hemlock]

Uhh

[Insert language that isn't English]

[light bison]

potato

[trail hawk]

Bing chilling

[light bison]

google

[icy heart]

gd1 whats six in latin

[light bison]

шесть

[arctic hornet]

sicks

[full sparrow]

gd1

[low hemlock]

Hi cosmic

[full sparrow]

boo womp

[dapper geode]

spurnk bap

[frank perch]

boo womp

[solid siren]

bruh

flushed did you not sleep the entire night

[stable sorrel]

😳

[heavy crown]

Man. The switch version sucks.

So laggy

And shits broken

I want to be back at my PC

[low hemlock]

Hmmm I wonder why

Console definitely doesn't have 5 pages of bugs

[heavy crown]

I saw that.

[stable sorrel]

[heavy crown]

Like even bandit feels sluggish and gross

[stable sorrel]

Is this thing bugged?

[sharp urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-meme-gif-23851809

[low hemlock]

Vine boom sfx

[slim jackal]

blarg

[oak crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878696725538295912/924735256572076052/You_should_1.mp4

[long ravine]

Bo

I saw that

[trail hawk]

mouse double click 🤡

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rest-lazy-laying-bed-gif-20013578

[solid siren]

dead chat

[slate brook]

wait

[trail hawk]

revive it

[slate brook]

isn't Charged Perf just a better ATG?

[vital coral]

Kinda

[solid siren]

wdym kinda

[vital coral]

Never thought of it that way

[hearty elm]

Slowmode

[errant cave]

I'm getting risk of rain in a few days, so I'm just gonna chill here ig

[pulsar bobcat]

nice

it's a fun game

[errant cave]

I heard

I need to convince my friends so I can make a squad 🙄

Convince them to buy it*

[short frost]

It's on sale atm right?

[trail hawk]

yeah

its only $15

[ashen laurel]

where do i upload a funny image

nvm

[ancient garnet]

The squid polyp

[full sparrow]

gd1

[errant cave]

$6 on switch 😍

[woven shale]

Switch ror2 is just not a good experience overall

[hollow trellis]

Free on pc

[woven shale]

You will crash a lot

[hollow trellis]

Bruiser crash

[storm tapir]

finally bro

[hollow trellis]

Now you can downgrade mando

[storm tapir]

i just wanted the clover

figured i might as well do mander's challenges while im at it

aegis carry me tho

[quasi mica]

You poor soul, doing 20 stages with mando

[long ravine]

Nah

Mando is mega based

[quasi mica]

At the start hes doo doo

[naive lantern]

As someone who enjoys mando his unlocks are cringe

[hollow trellis]

Mega cringed

[storm tapir]

mander has aids start

he does 0 damage

[quasi mica]

Damage falloff on a ranged character

[naive lantern]

Mostly bc round/supp don't really function that well together

[storm tapir]

luckily tho i was pretty op before first loop

[long ravine]

I mean they're both pretty shit skills

[hidden saddle]

they should give loader damage falloff on her m1

[storm tapir]

i got crunderer + aegis + a lot of scythes, crit, and attack speed on stage 4

[quasi mica]

How do you get harvesters scythe btw?

[long ravine]

Beat a prismatic trial

[storm tapir]

do a prismatic challenge

the one for the next 3 days is garbage

[quasi mica]

Fuck

[storm tapir]

it took me 3 and a half minutes

and that was after spamming it to make it faster

[naive lantern]

Round is fine when it's not being held back by suppressive

[storm tapir]

you can still do it tho prismatic challenge not that hard to do it just once

just pick loader cus this is deffo loader only challenge

[quasi mica]

I feel like commandos problem at the start is the lack of AoE and damage

[long ravine]

His alt m2 and nades fix both those issues

[naive lantern]

Although blast is just kinda
objectively better in a boring way
good design

[long ravine]

Yeah his alt m2 is just really good

[storm tapir]

its kinda aids when his only way to proc the bands is through a piercing ability where the games aim assist will fight you

[quasi mica]

Wish I knew how to get an overloading worm :'l

[long ravine]

Go to late game

[storm tapir]

overloading worm is just rare to spawn

you need to loop or play monsoon

[long ravine]

Doesn't need to be monsoon

[storm tapir]

well play monsoon to get it 1st loop

[long ravine]

That's super rare for 1st loop

[storm tapir]

i've seen overloading worm a few times first loop

[quasi mica]

Do I just gotta loop

[storm tapir]

yeah

[long ravine]

You need like 3 mountain shrines on sky meadows or abyssal depths

[storm tapir]

if u do the 20 stages challenge you'll probably get it

[hollow trellis]

You need two mountain shrines on stage 5 for worm

[long ravine]

For preloop

[quasi mica]

Out of the frying pan and into the bonfire that stage 20 commando is

[long ravine]

Yea that

[storm tapir]

eh

stage 20 is not hard just tedious

[long ravine]

^

[storm tapir]

you'll know pretty quickly if you're going to win or lose

[naive lantern]

Tbh I wonder if it's better to do long road with a different character

[storm tapir]

looping makes you ridiculously overpowered anyway

so it doesnt matter

[narrow fossil]

Is it still possible to make lobbies/games greater than 4 people without modding?

[quasi mica]

Nop

[long ravine]

It never was

Only mods can do it

[storm tapir]

the host can mod the game and then change their build id

then you will play with vanilla clients more than 4

[narrow fossil]

that's with the toomanyfriends, and steambuildid mod?

[long ravine]

You only need toomanyfriends

[narrow fossil]

ok thanks

[white kelp]

discord timeout feature when the

[long ravine]

Good feature

[hollow trellis]

Nitrо

[winged ferry]

Comes back after 4018 days

That is 11.008 years

[sinful raptor]

[winged ferry]

me when.ogg

[white kelp]

me when I when I the when I me

[winged ferry]

me when i the when me and i when then there when me when i

[solid siren]

anyways pandora is top 1

[white kelp]

true

[icy heart]

Pandora did a little trolling

[hard pewter]

Hello fellas, fairly new to the game. Enjoying it so far. However due to real life I dont have much time to play, let alone grind unlocks. Anyone know of a mod to unlock all characters and items? Please save the "thats the fun part" comments, if not just dont. Thanks in advance

[neat ruin]

unlockall mod could help

[raw sky]

you can use a mod to unlock everything

[solid siren]

there's an online save editor iirc

[raw sky]

mods are super easy to install

[neat ruin]

usually people don't try to use it because it wipes logbook and eclipse progress if you run the game without it once

but in your situation all should be aight

[white kelp]

this guy put the wrnog item

that's not the purity icon

[neat ruin]

you mean resonance disk?

[raw sky]

do you mean gasoline?

[hard pewter]

Sweet thanks

[white kelp]

r/riskofrain try not to make me want to die challenge

[winged ferry]

😄

wait i have another post from r/riskoftrain that is completely brain dead

[solid siren]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-clones-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-21609842

[winged ferry]

I cant find it

[woven shale]

This makes me want to the I when the

[winged ferry]

True

But uh, basically its someone asking for acrid tips

And someone else responds with: use visions, stay out of melee range etc.

[woven shale]

Stand on fire elite trails

Macrid gamers unite

[solid umbra]

just remember, it's optimal if you're having fun

[winged ferry]

[winged ferry]

The best red for the worst red

[solid umbra]

stompers removing fall damage is so good

people take it for granted a lot

[white kelp]

Summon Tier 5 elites risk of rain 2 new DLC tier 5 elites basically remove your ability to play real life so when they kill you die irl and are sent to the sus dimension among us! In the sus dimension, you must fake tasks, kill crewmates, and most importantly, don't be sus! Using the bomb shooter tower is very effective for escaping the sus sequence as you can make crewmates explode. After you leave, you must refight the tier 5 elite but in REAL LIFE. if you are successful it dies but if you fail you are sent to r/riskofrain

[winged ferry]

Die please

[woven shale]

Come on late Christmas present?

[winged ferry]

Lower than low
Just like mul-ts speed

[white kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/559901453834256404/917306956010635314/unknown.png

I think this is still one of my favorites of like all time

[woven shale]

Omg

[winged ferry]

He does have a point though

[woven shale]

That.. that’s CRINGe

CRINGe in 2021 is abundant

I’m saving that

This is my favourite image

[short frost]

That one hurt a bit

[fallen saffron]

but it's true?

[woven shale]

Maybe so but it’s still my favourite

This one also hurts

[simple sun]

i've had so many clover printers and cauldrons and I'm always reminded of this

[woven shale]

The annoying thing about this is that you have -2 until you get 2 clovers, whyyyyy

[short frost]

Just get 3 clovers

[woven shale]

Oh yeah EZ

[white kelp]

clover printer off the edge

[short frost]

I wish I had 1 clover

[simple sun]

make red printers part of the game

[hollow trellis]

lmoa

[solid siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/910178943921971280.png?size=48

[winged ferry]

Remove all printers AND all scrappers AND cleansing pools

and give every item a downside

[woven shale]

Don’t forget chests and shrines

[solid siren]

unironically this

[hollow trellis]

remove lunar baazar first

[simple sun]

man hates choices

remove multi shops and the simulacum

[hollow trellis]

because mans dont make mistakes

[winged ferry]

Soldiers syringe
+(i dont remember how much)% attack speed

Your movement speed is decreased by yhe same amount

[hollow trellis]

you must put syringe in your vein by yourself

if you miss, bleed for 20 seconds

[winged ferry]

Brilliant behemoth
All attacks spawn explosions BUT all enemy attacks spawn explosions aswell

[winged ferry]

Bleed that doesnt stop stacking for the entire stage

[short frost]

Eughhfb flashbacks to dead space eye surgery

[hollow trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/737741574728974498/903328378600452116/attachment.gif

[winged ferry]

Rejuv rack
Double all healing BUT halves your damage

[short frost]

: can take fall damage and its lethal

[woven shale]

Best lodr item imo

[hollow trellis]

no
skybox dosent tp yourself back from now

[woven shale]

We still see you

[honest garnet]

Oh my god SHUT UP

[woven shale]

No

[hollow trellis]

mald?

[honest garnet]

Deth by sneze

[woven shale]

Telling gd1 to shut up is like telling flat earthers the world is round; it will never happen

[short frost]

O no, cringe

[honest garnet]

ok but shut up tho

[woven shale]

No

[wanton wind]

bought risk of rain2 for the pc

[woven shale]

Well actually

[short frost]

Nice

[woven shale]

Maybe

[woven shale]

Thank god, no more bugs for you

[honest garnet]

@solid siren are you leveling up?

[solid siren]

<t:1624087740:D>

[hollow trellis]

Round world will never happen

[honest garnet]

What causes your xp gain

[wanton wind]

fr fr im looking at you fire

[solid siren]

trolling

[honest garnet]

hmm

[woven shale]

Yes

It will never be

[short frost]

Ror2 pc means mods!

[hollow trellis]

Humanity restored

[woven shale]

We know what mod we go for first ||thicc mult||

[hollow trellis]

Im thicc tbh

[short frost]

Implying mult isnt thicc

[woven shale]

Thiccer*

[winged ferry]

Shut up

[woven shale]

Got me there

[winged ferry]

The earth is flat

[woven shale]

Yes it is

[short frost]

Imagine thinking the world is round, this message was brought to you by the mobius strip earth gang

[simple sun]

imagine thinking the world exists

[hollow trellis]

Shut up yall or im begin farting process

[woven shale]

If it was then why aren’t our shoe souls curved

[short frost]

That isnt a threat

[winged ferry]

Listen, liberal
If the earth IS ROUND why has noone ever went to one side of the world and came back the other way

[woven shale]

Damn liberals

[winged ferry]

Exactly, they went off the edge of the earth and are in space

[winged ferry]

The vaccine has a chip made by Mark Zuckerberg and is there to control your minds to buy facebook perfume
Wake up people

[short frost]

The world is flat with all the edges connected together:)!

The earth is a gup

[simple sun]

why does mithrix have an 8 pack

[winged ferry]

He listened to the rock's verse

[woven shale]

And it’s just infinite earths all connected together and since they are parallel worlds everything is the same so when someone goes overseas the person that is from the other earth is exactly the same so you never notice a difference

[short frost]

I mean he has to carry that massage hammer somehow

[woven shale]

Was it really about drive, was it really about power, since when were they hungry and devour?

[neat ruin]

thank you dupe drone for spikestrips

[woven shale]

Epic item

S tier

[gusty oar]

hello spikestrip

[woven shale]

Someone should should just remove spikestrip

[ashen frigate]

spikesdrip

[woven shale]

Tri drip swagger

Runald and kjaro’s drip

Ukunaenae

[simple sun]

first gay marriage in a video game

[shy kindle]

true!

[full sparrow]

funky rabbit

[woven shale]

Porcelain one

[winged ferry]

hi tarluk

[shy kindle]

i am no longer problematic! :)

[winged ferry]

i am problematic and im happy

I have 18 mutes in this server

more than noob :isaacskillissue:

[woven shale]

Gup good

[winged ferry]

nO

[woven shale]

Incorrect bad wrong beta filthy stupid terrible stinky mundane awkward poor quality illiterate virgin sussy overrated poorly-worded unbelievably crack filled pathetic reeking-with-skill-issues cringe hard-to-read weak uncromprehensible problematic puny unnoticeable unofficial vulgar unbelievable unbearably boring ugly shitty absolutely pointless opinion

I made that copypasta for anyone idk

[woven shale]

Yes do

[full sparrow]

sus

[simple sun]

most ugly gup ever

[pastel sedge]

Well you’re just wrong

[simple sun]

wdym the old mock up image looks like a highly expired flan

[woven shale]

I would like to see you draw a better gup

[simple sun]

ah thanks

[short frost]

Orange circle with 4 yellow circles for eyes that's gup

[simple sun]

Gup didn't have his weird antlers in the first game?

[woven shale]

Cause 2D

[simple sun]

was blue cremator real

[woven shale]

Mushrums did not fire projectiles too

[woven shale]

No idea, to me cremator is just bitch to go and kill cause it’s millions of kilometres away from tp

[ashen frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/655050028171395072/831074515315589160/ROCKABOOEY.mp4

[neat ruin]

post these caregivers

[woven shale]

No

[simple sun]

what is he doing

[woven shale]

Vibing

[winged ferry]

Absorbing the power of the sun

[woven shale]

Scavenger on petrichor V what he gonna pick up?

[winged ferry]

A fragment from the core of the sun

[woven shale]

I like the way they named petrichor V

By the song, that was used by the community, that was used by the Devs

And song used an old comment from 8-9 years ago

[mellow flower]

Anyone know what a prismatic trial is ??

[winged ferry]

And English word used by people

[winged ferry]

Press extra gamemodes in the menu

[woven shale]

Alternative game mode

[gusty oar]

alternative gamemode

can't access it with mods

[honest garnet]

When she smiles and it makes you smile

[woven shale]

Eww mods

[winged ferry]

When she m-

[mellow flower]

Hwhat is this 😭

[gusty oar]

alternative gamemode

[mellow flower]

I don’t like it

[gusty oar]

oh

[woven shale]

Just destroy crystals

Ez

[mellow flower]

Well maybe I’m just assuming

Imma play it

[short frost]

Apparently today's one is very hard so good luck

[woven shale]

What’s today’s seed

[winged ferry]

Guess im todays prismatic trial huh

What are the artifacts

[woven shale]

Probably glass or sum thing

[honest garnet]

oans

[woven shale]

Oats

[honest garnet]

When she moats 😍

[winged ferry]

😄

[woven shale]

Me when she moats

[honest garnet]

[winged ferry]

I dont think gd1 deserves this but have this cat eitherway

[honest garnet]

Whoa

That truly

Is a cat

[gusty oar]

i love this cat and i love you

[honest garnet]

😳

[woven shale]

I hope it chokes on ||happiness||

[winged ferry]

:)

[honest garnet]

Grovetender is typing....

Very scary...

[woven shale]

Grovetender is typing....

[short frost]

A Prismatic trial is a gamemode where every 3 days a new seeded run is generated. There are only 2 stages, but you must destroy crystals before activating the teleporter. The aim is to beat the run as fast as possible. There is a mercenary achievement for beating a trial without losing any health. In #prismatic-trials Cabbage will post a video showing the best route to get the achievement. If you are struggling, it's best just to wait for an easier trial.

[honest garnet]

He typed

[woven shale]

He coomed

[gusty oar]

:)

[honest garnet]

The Grovetender has typed!

[woven shale]

Console seed is always a day behind as well

[gusty oar]

i hope it never chokes on anything and lives a very happy life

[woven shale]

Same

[winged ferry]

Kitty!

[woven shale]

K

[honest garnet]

Really?

[gusty oar]

what

[quasi bay]

lmao

[woven shale]

Ye

[winged ferry]

Reimu reimu! Look its a cat reimu reimu its a kitty look at it its a little kitty cat shes so cute isnt she reimu reimu look its a cat!

[onyx sigil]

Did someone just get told to watch their language

[gusty oar]

ye

[quasi bay]

i said the discord paid word

[short frost]

Nitr○

[honest garnet]

Naughty

[woven shale]

They said n. I. T. R. O

[quasi bay]

no caps

[gusty quiver]

what the fuck really

[onyx sigil]

Oh ok interesting

[honest garnet]

CRINGE

[woven shale]

Lel

[gusty quiver]

do you get muted?

[short frost]

Best just not to say it ://

[honest garnet]

You get perma banned

[gusty quiver]

warning?

[woven shale]

It’s like 5 times

[winged ferry]

Say nitrò 3 times in a row for a surprise

[short frost]

If you say it too much in a row you get muted, if you keep doing it you get banned

[onyx sigil]

Smitten by god

[gusty oar]

if you say it too much theb yes

[vocal spade]

Nitrо

[woven shale]

Oh no mirage...

[honest garnet]

All gd1 typers should get banned

[woven shale]

He’s cracked

[short frost]

Anyone who types in gd1 gets banned

[gusty oar]

nitrо

[winged ferry]

I dont type in gd1

[vocal spade]

Wakan knows

[woven shale]

Nitrö

[gusty oar]

:)

[short frost]

Then you wont get banned:)!

[woven shale]

Muted

Lol

[onyx sigil]

Wakan is omniscient

[gusty oar]

mirage muted again :(

[woven shale]

wakan is typing...

[honest garnet]

[onyx sigil]

Wakan is the narrator voice in you hear in your head every day

[gusty oar]

😳

[onyx sigil]

I don’t know how I messed that sentence up so badly

[vocal spade]

Because he told you

[woven shale]

I love console

[onyx sigil]

I have a solution to this

[gusty oar]

you should mess up the sentence NOW

[vocal spade]

[onyx sigil]

Take a break for a couple months

[gusty oar]

why

[woven shale]

No

[onyx sigil]

Alrighty

I have not played this game since like September and it’s still not entirely fixed

[woven shale]

Console has its perks

[onyx sigil]

WOAAHH

I might have to hop on again

[gusty oar]

well you'll have to wait for q2 2022 then

[woven shale]

Lodr bRoKeN good, puolldren is rlly good

[gusty oar]

they're rebuilding it on consoles

[onyx sigil]

Thank FUCK

[woven shale]

It’s at the start of latest dev thoughts in #announcements

[onyx sigil]

Oh hey there it is wowie

[neat ruin]

pauldron when 2 enemies

[woven shale]

OP

[hollow trellis]

Dead chat

[gusty oar]

console players winning again 😭

[woven shale]

[topaz onyx]

hello gd1

[woven shale]

Planula is literally just scrap

Doesn’t do shit

Not to mention earape

Pretty sure it’s just instinct

Dosent happen with sycthes

[quasi bay]

im going for gold

[gusty oar]

ok

[woven shale]

(Muted)

[neat ruin]

AWWOOOOOOOO

[woven shale]

Meathook is the most broken item by far on console tho

All 5 hooks will be used as long as there is a target

[gusty quiver]

what does meathook do?

[woven shale]

So HUGE damage

[neat ruin]

cracked out ukulele

which can chain into 10 enemies simultaneously

[woven shale]

All 5 hooks go to one target

[neat ruin]

and drag them together

[gusty quiver]

holy shit yes

[woven shale]

They collide and die yes

25K on a 6mm

I seen a actually had a AWU die against a wall cause of meathook

And had a swarms mithrix fly out the arena and die cause of the speed

[gusty quiver]

bruh

[woven shale]

[gusty quiver]

bro my skin concept no

[woven shale]

Why did you say ńitrō

[viscid adder]

hello gd1
i am trying to fix my ror1 save file

[abstract cloud]

good luck!!

[viscid adder]

ty!!

my only idea for fixing it is renaming save.win to save.ini, since prefs.ini(which i don't have) has a different file name thingy

gonna try it

if it doesn't work i can reinstall

ok it's openable now!

buncha weird characters tho

[gusty oar]

hiii flurr

[viscid adder]

hiii!!!

[gusty oar]

:)

[viscid adder]

anyways i'm gonna follow one of the solutions(which is to delete save.ini or to rename it, play the game for a second, and check again(i think?))

while blaring his world cause i'm built different

ok it's giving me a prompt to make a file in the folder

ok i changed it to save.win and now i can read it

[winged ferry]

omg hi dumbdazed

[light bison]

mmm yes chilli sause with hot tea mmm

[viscid adder]

ok it didn't work BUT

[light bison]

good evening

[viscid adder]

i have a plan

i am going to completely empty save.ini/.win

[light bison]

is that inscryption save file

for super secret arg

[viscid adder]

nah

ror1 save file

oh wait turns out it's SUPER big

the file i mean

[neat ruin]

omg hi mirage

[viscid adder]

gotta remove it and replace it with another file probably

[light bison]

how much

[viscid adder]

VERY big
i scrolled for a bit and i hadn't even gotten very far

[neat ruin]

huhhh

what are you tryna find

ror1 vanilla safe file is barely workable with tbh

[viscid adder]

i'm tryna fix my broken save file

idk i'm just throwing things at a wall and hoping they stick lmao

[neat ruin]

install modloader from rainfusion

[desert quail]

The true roguelike experience is when you don't have saves at all.

[viscid adder]

i did

[viscid adder]

but i like playing as other characters

[desert quail]

Everytime you quit the game and rejoin, it's just going to be Commando waiting for you.

[neat ruin]

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Risk of Rain\ModLoader\saves

[desert quail]

Try the Arcade experience! - Quit, you lose all the characters!

[neat ruin]

it wont save anything on the first launch tho

[desert quail]

That's good.

[neat ruin]

do one run, die rq, and restart

the game i mean

[light bison]

this is the insanity experience not roguelike

[desert quail]

That is a roguelike.

[viscid adder]

so how do i utilize the modloader save?

[desert quail]

It's just actual MONSOON difficulty, you pleb.

I mean, if you'd ask me, life is a roguelike-

[neat ruin]

you open it as txt and go through unlockables

write 2 near ids to make them unlocked

[shy kindle]

commando is all you need honestly

[viscid adder]

you mean default.json?

[desert quail]

tfw just use the explorers key

smh

[neat ruin]

i mean the file in here

[winged ferry]

omg hi dumbdazed

[desert quail]

spoilers

[viscid adder]

can't find that, saves for modloader is a folder

[neat ruin]

exactly

[viscid adder]

ah

[shy kindle]

Striker Hutassa

[desert quail]

you wanna risko rain 1 or 2?

[neat ruin]

what's inside

[viscid adder]

{}

[shy kindle]

omg hi gup sucks

[neat ruin]

hello gamer and welcome to the raindrop where we cover specific items and their usage

[light bison]

i just ate 2 big homemade hotdogs

[viscid adder]

it's just {}

[neat ruin]

mmmmm

[viscid adder]

nothing else..i think, i'll look more

[neat ruin]

run the game through modloader once

[viscid adder]

nope, nothing

i'll try

[desert quail]

run the game with unlockall

[light bison]

it's for modding

[desert quail]

the mod

[viscid adder]

then where's the challenge

[light bison]

erator

[desert quail]

then what are you trying to do haha

i thought you guys were talking about unlocking something

[viscid adder]

play risk of rain 1 without losing all my data

[desert quail]

hey how did you get the extra difficulty on

[viscid adder]

ok launching modloader, no mods installed

[light bison]

and deleting your save file?

[neat ruin]

you also can go to additional profile options > add additional save file > blank save and give it a name

[desert quail]

Providence doesn't want you to come back to his mf planet

proceeds to delete your save file and your pineapple pie

and half of your ship ontop of that because fuck you

[neat ruin]

modloader has one bug tho, every vanilla item is available, but you still can do the challenges

[desert quail]

tfw unlockall mod

[winged ferry]

omg hi tarluk

[halcyon dagger]

DID SOMEONE SAY

UnlockAll?!

[winged ferry]

hi helltaker fargo man

[neat ruin]

i wonder if clicking verify integrity of game files would do anything

[desert quail]

dude, just do it like (i think) rnd thursday did it,

UNLOCK EVERY FUCKING ITEM AGAINST THIS YELLOW BITCH NAMED PROV

in a single run, unlock EVERY item and be happy

[viscid adder]

that's actually fine imo
item unlocks are kinda boring for me

[shy kindle]

Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?

[light bison]

oh wait i have risk of rain 1 why i don't play it

[winged ferry]

Who

[desert quail]

lame

[viscid adder]

like bro i wanna use scythe not suffer through prism trials

[desert quail]

lame

[viscid adder]

anyways time to test

[halcyon dagger]

Don't use unlockall

[winged ferry]

Bro just use loader and win once

[neat ruin]

wait do you want ror1 or ror2

[desert quail]

ror1

[halcyon dagger]

This is propaganda

[neat ruin]

what prismatics

[halcyon dagger]

Hi mirage

[desert quail]

finna break this lil boy's legs

[winged ferry]

Hi

[desert quail]

just give me 10$ and 5 minutes

[shy kindle]

sorry, that was a strange thing to say

[winged ferry]

Youll get arrested for that😡

[desert quail]

thats why i need 10$ and 5 minutes, arthur

you see, i have a plan-

[winged ferry]

Wheres the real tarluk
Tarluk would never say sorry

[shy kindle]

gone

[desert quail]

we're going to call the impostor at 3 am, arthur

[shy kindle]

I banned him

and took over his main account

[desert quail]

he wont like his lack of sleep and will do anything i say

[winged ferry]

Where did you take him

[desert quail]

the basement

he did the yandere move ngl

[viscid adder]

ror1

i was just making a example

[desert quail]

just get the explorer's key and use it

use it on a rubbish bin and get your saves back every time

simple

[viscid adder]

done that now

what next? i forgor

[neat ruin]

nice, then quit the game and check how's save file doing

[viscid adder]

it's the same as your example!

[desert quail]

if owie is doing a masterplan here on deleting another save this is going to be spectacular

[neat ruin]

if it's doing fine then change the values to stuff like in that screenshot

for stuff which you did unlock

it wont be fucked up anymore

but you gotta run the game through modloader now

[viscid adder]

that's ok with me

i run ror2 through r2modman most of the time

[neat ruin]

try not to do runs longer than two hours it's prone to crashing
at least it doesn't do funny memory leaks like vanilla

[viscid adder]

gotcha gotcha

also would it be reasonable to cheat in huntress? i wanna try another survivor and i don't wanna grind for logs

[desert quail]

Cheat?

[viscid adder]

please don't make me spontaneously explode it sucks : (

[desert quail]

you're not eating glue

you're drinking BLEACH at this point

[viscid adder]

yup i am

[neat ruin]

yeah write down 15 near her id

[desert quail]

yo what the fu-

[viscid adder]

very tasty

[viscid adder]

so replacing the 0 next to her id thing?

[neat ruin]

yeah

[viscid adder]

gotcha

[light bison]

llsr do you have time to participate in another ror2 run

[winged ferry]

Hello! Is this the right place to ask for help about the game? I got it yesterday and I'm having a blast so far

[viscid adder]

#ror2-game-questions is the place for that i believe, but i'm not too sure

[winged ferry]

Ty

[viscid adder]

np!!!!

[dense kindle]

Stop eating glue

[viscid adder]

no

[hollow trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559901230005092363/923606194579439707/tweeter3.gif

[viscid adder]

malagipe

[light bison]

malagup

малахов

[winged ferry]

yibby dibby dibby dum

[light bison]

yaaba daba dooo

[winged ferry]

Biddy biddy bum

[solid siren]

manaxoB

[light bison]

almost

it reads like malahov btw