gd1-nullified

[wooden lantern]

or maybe, heretic is male

[naive lantern]

fem commando ig

[dense kindle]

Engineer is michael cera

[wooden lantern]

og loader isnt, ror2 loader is

[placid flower]

Loader, Arti, Huntress, and Heretic are ladies

[frank perch]

male heretic is something i could get behind but also i really like the gwynneth paltrow as heretic idea

[wooden lantern]

yeah, so...

[green cape]

Personally I'd love Heretic just being a literal bird flying around in set

[short frost]

loader could be male since we all know hollywood dont actually look at the source material

[placid flower]

Or at least Heretic was a lady before Providence killed her and cursed her body parts he split apart

[dense kindle]

how would a RoR2 movie go anyways

[green cape]

Okay hear me out the entire movie is live action EXCEPT mercenary who's a poorly edited in anime character

[wooden lantern]

yeah, then the unnecessary romance would be arti-cap or huntress-cap

[signal verge]

Nah nah cause we need DIVERSITY make Loader into a femboy and ALWAYS mention it.

[frank perch]

poorly

[wooden lantern]

lol

[green cape]

It has to be Captain because captain is adam sandler and we all know his track record

[placid flower]

Was it Alita: Battle Angel where the main character was cg'd to have massive anime eyes?

[frank perch]

yep

[dense kindle]

Who is merc?

[short frost]

loader as will smith?

[green cape]

That sounds so fucking cursed

[signal verge]

Yeah that works.

[dense kindle]

indeed

[full sparrow]

gd1

[green cape]

Enforcer?

[frank perch]

no clue what you're talking about this seems fine

[frank perch]

gd1

[wooden lantern]

cgi

[dense kindle]

ah

[green cape]

W h a t t h e f u c k

What do we do for enforcer

[wooden lantern]

well, it doesnt look bad

[short frost]

i got:
newt - jack black
huntress - kristen wiig
captain - adam sandler
commando - chris pratt
acrid - james corden
heretic - gwynneth paltrow
bandit - ryan reynolds
mithrix - dwayne the rock johnson
rex - john dimaggio
loader - (hollywood genderbended) will smith

(in an after credit scene for a movie that will never be made bc it tanked at the box office)
providence - john cena

[wooden lantern]

but it also doesnt look good

[full sparrow]

please help

[dense kindle]

merc is not played by an actor and has zero voicelines

[short frost]

i actually really enjoyed alita ._,

the big eyes are bc shes literally a robot

[green cape]

Mercenary is a poorly cropped in anime character

[wooden lantern]

and also is an anime character

[placid flower]

Ah yes, the silent type who only talks to his turrets

[frank perch]

it could be worse probably, don't really know how though

[wooden lantern]

and does anime things in hollywood

[frank perch]

you're thinking of engie i think

[green cape]

Engineer is a still prop with the bungus already attached

[dense kindle]

merc is just Zer0

[wooden lantern]

YES

[green cape]

It's not even an actor it's literally just a still prop

What about Enforcer?

[short frost]

nah you know merc has to say some shitty one liner about honor

[frank perch]

enforcer isn't

[green cape]

Okay hear me out

[placid flower]

We all know Bandit is gonna be that selfish asshole who only cares about himself, until the end of the movie where he sacrifices himself to let the others escape

[green cape]

We get the whitest actor possible then have them read their lines in japanese

For mercenary

[dense kindle]

Bruv's gotta go back for his fucking hat bro

[short frost]

engineer could be a woman

[green cape]

Engineer is literally the armour on a mannequin

They do not move once

[dense kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/engineer-gaming-gif-21851683

[signal verge]

Give her like comically large CGI boobies.

[green cape]

I've got a horrible idea

We have the bandit but we don't actually have him cg'd in

[short frost]

engineer looks like a man until he takes her helmet off and now her suit inexplicitly has massive tiddies

[signal verge]

Perfect.

[green cape]

We just leave holes where bandit should be but isn't

And claim it's because he's invisible

[placid flower]

Hollywood already computer "enhances" a lot of actress's breasts in movies. They did it with ScarJo in the marvel movies

[short frost]

awful thanks hollywood

[signal verge]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain2-oh-yeah-sunglasses-lensmakers-glasses-opaf-gif-15083536

[green cape]

Gotta love it

[placid flower]

We also have to have a gay couple who are not really shown as gay so they can be edited out when China complains about them

[green cape]

Sniper isn't in the movie and there's specific mention at sniper not turning up

[short frost]

ok so who plays engi and who plays merc

[green cape]

Engineer is a mannequin and Mercenary is either
A) whitest possible actor reading japanese
B) poorly animated over the movie

[signal verge]

Commando and Bandit.

[short frost]

all i can think of is Kate McKinnon from ghostbusters 2016

[short frost]

wouldnt work bc chris pratt is commando

[signal verge]

Darn.

[placid flower]

I was thinking Arti and Bandit, cuz Arti is optional to get in the game

[green cape]

Isn't artificer a girl though-

Fuck it fem!bandit

Go the other way with it

[dense kindle]

Arti and huntress

[placid flower]

It's Hollywood, they don't care about canon

[signal verge]

Yeah yeah that would work, it would also create the typical love triangle between arti bandit and captain.

[green cape]

Put ryan in a dress

[dense kindle]

we need PLOT

[signal verge]

Fuck it, when we are done with the actors. I'm making a public google doc where we can make the script.

[short frost]

yeah hollywood gonna genderbend loader bc they didnt look at the source material and thought it was a guy
and engineer gonna be girl bc girl make robots 😱

[dense kindle]

look buddy, I'm an engineer

that means I solve problems

[frank perch]

"engineer, huh? makes sense, because you're certainly erecting something haha"

[green cape]

Do you think we can stretch the plot hard enough that we could make Grovetender the widened old man who inexplicably decides to give his life for a group of random people he's never met before then

[frank perch]

hire me hollywood

[signal verge]

Woolie is gonna redirect the ship and Mythrix is gonna crash them because of like plot holes.

[short frost]

yes captain engineer

classic adam sandler sexual harrassment that somehow works

[dense kindle]

Grovetender Gandalf

[frank perch]

exactly

[green cape]

Yes basically

[white kelp]

ok

[signal verge]

Make it so like Artificer is blatantly not into it but actually never tells him to stop because hollywood.

[green cape]

Make the Grovetender no longer an enemy but instead a wisened old man

MAKE GROVETENDER PLAYED BY MORGAN FREEMAN

[short frost]

so we still need mercenary, a female enginner, and artificer

[green cape]

HE'S THE WISENED OLD MAN THEY MEET WHO INEXPLICABLY THROWS HIMSELF INTO A VERY SURVIVABLE SITUATION TO HELP SAVE THE PEOPLE HE ONLY JUSY MET

[dense kindle]

Ok, who plays the clay templars

[winged ferry]

David Bowie

[green cape]

AND HE'S PLAYED BY MF MORGAN FREEMAN

[frank perch]

heavy teamfortress2

[signal verge]

Merc can be the anime obsessed director who actually has no acting skills but got the job cause of "Passion."

[placid flower]

I can see it now, he's another human who's been stranded on the planet for an unknown number of years and either gives them advice on how to proceed, or tells them to give up and they're there forever now with no escape

[green cape]

Who's the whitest actor we can think of

[frank perch]

...adam sandler?

[green cape]

Actually even better should we just make Mercenary a massive fucking weeb

[placid flower]

Chris Pratt but we already casted him

[dense kindle]

what definition of white we working with?

[frank perch]

steve carrel or however you spell it

[signal verge]

Yeah, he needs a shitty monologue about Honor.

[green cape]

Like mercenary just watched about 8 episodes of anime and thinks he's a badass

But in reality he's lame as hell

[signal verge]

Also he needs to simp for the girls HARD

[short frost]

i feel like merc has to be asian like hollywood would see ninja and put asian in there. as much as i want a white dude i think it just has to be

[signal verge]

Also its implied he likes Underage girls

[dense kindle]

Will Ferrell

[green cape]

He says about 8 words in japanese sinxe that's all he knows

[placid flower]

Oh shit, Merc is a neckbeard who studied the blade

[green cape]

EXACTLY

[signal verge]

Yeah that was what I was thinking lol.

[edgy acorn]

[short frost]

merc doesnt talk and when he does its some bs abt honor

h U H

[frank perch]

oh hi uncles, did you beat the high score yet?

[edgy acorn]

no i got to 117 last night, and i just got raincoat so this is gonna be a good run too

[green cape]

No merc doesn't talk because he wants everyone ti this he's Japanese so therefore only speaks when an appropriate one of his 11 japanese phrases is available

[remote quartz]

I hope you get another raincoat 😡

[fast magnet]

Whenever I close my eyes all I see are large amounts of healing numbers
This game burned itself into my brain

[short frost]

hes gotta say something about honor

[green cape]

Yeah 100%

[placid flower]

"I took this job to restore my family's honor"

[slate brook]

is it a crime to dislike Multi? He feels so slow

[green cape]

I'm thinking a speech about protecting "m'lady's honour" before he gives his life

[frank perch]

yoooo it's da wungus

[placid flower]

No, but it IS a crime to dislike acrid

[green cape]

It's because he is slow

[frank perch]

what survivor are you uncles?

[green cape]

As a Mul-T main I hate Mul-T with a passion

[signal verge]

17uncles, how are the photorealistic survivors doing.

[fast magnet]

Same

[short frost]

Manny Jacinto as merc? hes jason mendoza from the good place

WAIT i forgot abt Mult

[edgy acorn]

they want to be teased.

[placid flower]

Guys

Who's Thurson

[short frost]

mult has to be bender, he literally flips someone off in his log

[green cape]

Reposting the list:
newt - jack black
huntress - kristen wiig
captain - adam sandler
commando - chris pratt
acrid - james corden
heretic - gwynneth paltrow
bandit - ryan reynolds
mithrix - dwayne the rock johnson
rex - john dimaggio
Grovetender - Morgan Freeman
loader - (hollywood genderbended) wil smith

(in an after credit scene for a movie that will never be made bc it tanked at the box office)
providence - john cena

[short frost]

mult has to be john dimaggio

[green cape]

Rex already taken that one

[short frost]

The robot mimicked a rude gesture.```

[green cape]

Let him play both for shits and giggles anyway?

[short frost]

nah rex just makes bleeps and boops

[slate brook]

how r u playing the dlc early?

[placid flower]

Only Adam Sandler is allowed to play two roles at once in the same movie

[dense kindle]

old dudes

[slate brook]

hes my main lmao, only character with mastery

[short frost]

is this.. a genuine question?

[remote quartz]

bro how?????????/

[green cape]

We need to have the existence of sniper acknowledged but also simultaneously note that they couldn't be here for reasons

[short frost]

its ror2 though hollywood wouldnt know who they were

[green cape]

Fair

[signal verge]

Make the chef the loveable background character.

[dense kindle]

who is comic relief

[short frost]

mulT

[true pond]

👍

[signal verge]

For merch, the chef will be like the minions.

[slate brook]

yes because all I see is it comming out in 2022??? or am I being massive pepega rn

[green cape]

Make the chef the fan favourite who gets killed off 15 minutes in and the studio is forced to bring them back for the sequel

[short frost]

they're a developer

[dense kindle]

massive pepega

[placid flower]

Why would you say something so cursed

[dense kindle]

check the roles

[frank perch]

uncles works for hopoo

[signal verge]

Ay it’s Hollywood baby, anything goes.

[green cape]

So what, mass produced chef?

[frank perch]

risk of rain 2: the atg missile launcher (actually works)

[short frost]

huntress - kristen wiig
captain - adam sandler
commando - chris pratt
acrid - james corden
heretic - gwynneth paltrow
bandit - ryan reynolds
mulT - john dimaggio
loader - (hollywood didnt know it was a woman) will smith
rex - random bloops and bleeps

newt - jack black
grovetender - Morgan Freeman

mithrix - dwayne the rock johnson
(in an after credit scene for a movie that will never be made bc it tanked at the box office)
providence - john cena

[slate brook]

ah...

[dense kindle]

oh god

[low hemlock]

Hi gd1

[frank perch]

hi penf older

[dense kindle]

spinel tonic in real life

[short frost]

hello come help us make the worst cast for a ror2 movie

[green cape]

Enforcer?

[low hemlock]

Hello goobo pillow

[frank perch]

helfire tincture in real life but it's just shitty bottom shelf booze

[full sparrow]

this is almost worse than the gd1 anime

[true pond]

Hi fren!!

[dense kindle]

fireball whiskey ad placement

[green cape]

Hellfire tincture irl but instead it just lights you on fire and you die

[low hemlock]

Hi fren! :)

[short frost]

we need engineer, merc, and artificer

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-pet-pet-otter-otter-pet-superior-gif-22686837

[green cape]

I'm convinced engineer should just be a mannequin

[low hemlock]

Engineer should be replaced with engineer from tf2

[short frost]

henry golding as merc?

[full sparrow]

ඞ

[true pond]

Commando should just be an otter you know to stay with the lore

[low hemlock]

Yes

[green cape]

I think personally thst Mercenary should either be the most stereotypical japanese guy ever or be a massive fuckin weeb

[short frost]

i like stereotypical japanese guy for a hollywood movie

[green cape]

Yeah probably

[white kelp]

seventeen uncles fans when they spoil the entire DLC for themselves

[frank perch]

since it's hollywood, just make it randall park

[short frost]

Simu Liu since hes fresh in the hollywood market

[green cape]

Obviously the actor for the stereotypical japanese.man is going to be chinese

To fit hollywood

[dapper geode]

seventeen uncles fans when they don't have seventeen uncles

[short frost]

he is the 17 uncles

[dapper geode]

he is 17 people

[green cape]

What happened to uncles one through sixteen

[dapper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/rumia-fish-gif-rumia-fish-touhou-gif-23149573

[white kelp]

react to this if you main huntress

[edgy acorn]

it is ALMOST a shame i wont get the same experience as you guys tbh

[short frost]

they are a hive mind

[full sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/blox-cards-skill-issue-gif-22773141

[dapper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/super-fishy-mondays-youmu-touhou-hi-xinos-hi-casey-gif-21226202

SUPER FISHY MONDAYS!!!

[green cape]

SEVENTEEN PLEASE TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER SIXTEEN OF YOU

[dapper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/rumia-fish-gif-rumia-fish-touhou-gif-23149573

[true pond]

I feel bad but you get to experience it before us so Darn you

[low hemlock]

If you just forget everything you've played you will

[ocean mountain]

Ark#4640 was muted

[white kelp]

they took purity and decided to loop as MUL-T

[green cape]

Oh dear god

Poor things

[short frost]

artificer as melissa mcarthy?

[full sparrow]

no more fish

[green cape]

That works

[full sparrow]

[low hemlock]

Dementia

[full sparrow]

fish

[true pond]

Yea

[restive echo]

who wants hugs

[short frost]

chris hemsworth as engineer?

[frank perch]

nice everywhere at the end of time reference bro!

[low hemlock]

Me

[frank perch]

pls

[low hemlock]

Who are you?

[true pond]

ME!

[misty forum]

My grandpa has dementia (everywhere at the end of time reference)

[green cape]

I'm fully convinced engineer should be a mannequin

[true pond]

You remember me right fren?

[green cape]

Since it won't be moving anyway

[restive echo]

@low hemlock
@full sparrow
@true pond

[low hemlock]

Yes

[low hemlock]

🫂

Elden ring

994

[true pond]

Phew i was worried for a second

[slow acorn]

Hi chat

[low hemlock]

Hi blegg

[slow acorn]

Hi Pens!

[restive echo]

@slow acorn

[signal cipher]

It's actually fucking real oh my god

[slow acorn]

🫂

[low hemlock]

How are you?

[short frost]

ENGINEER AS MATT DAMON

[slow acorn]

Doing good, just got off work

[low hemlock]

Nice

[slow acorn]

how about you?

[frank perch]

suncles sent that image earlier here i think

[low hemlock]

I'm good

[signal cipher]

I got notified of the tweet

[misty forum]

I'm work

[frank perch]

ah fair enough

[hollow trellis]

hate matoi

[slow acorn]

omg Phxred noooooo

[earnest prairie]

Back to work

[true pond]

im finally gonna try and grind out eclipse

[low hemlock]

Good luck

[frank perch]

the ghost of ark is haunting this message

[true pond]

i would stream it but i know noone would watch

[signal verge]

I can watch in like 40 mins, although I don’t have a mic-

[low hemlock]

Mics are cring tbh

[true pond]

i meant on twitch

[ripe thicket]

anyone know how to get zero sum for engineer? I'm having a hard time with it

[low hemlock]

That's for completing the tp event with no enemies remaining right?

[ripe thicket]

yes

also where do I get roles?

[low hemlock]

Leave the tp zone at 99% and murder everything

[low hemlock]

#role-assignment

[thin raptor]

Kinda bored rn :(

[low hemlock]

Damb 😔

[ripe thicket]

ill try that again

[thin raptor]

No switch players online rn

[frank perch]

probably easiest on distant roost since it's the smallest of all the maps iirc

[grim nest]

got it

[low hemlock]

Titanic Plains is more open

Enemies tend to hide out on distant in Mt experience

[true pond]

Well if anyone wants to watch i put my twitch on streams and videos

[frank perch]

yeah, i'm just thinking of having like one wisp hiding behind some pillar or something

[low hemlock]

Nice!

[signal verge]

Nice.

[low hemlock]

Coffeerow

[signal verge]

I’ll watch it in a moment.

[ripe thicket]

nice

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[random mulch]

Trej7djsdg7fudi

[frank perch]

yeah

[low hemlock]

Hi sam

[low hemlock]

Damb

[hidden saddle]

yooo same

[abstract cloud]

whats up!!!!!

[low hemlock]

Hi!! Uhh the uhhm the thinfvjj
How are you?

[abstract cloud]

good good!! very brief break from dnd to pop in and say hello and see whats going on

[low hemlock]

Nice! :)

[restive echo]

@abstract cloud

[abstract cloud]

[forest widget]

wahoo!

[restive echo]

@abstract cloud in the next room u enter, roll to check for structural integrity

[low hemlock]

Hi zuppa!

[forest widget]

hi penfolder

:😼

[abstract cloud]

we're currently at my character's hometown about to celebrate winter solstice, im sure this will baffle the dm LMAO

[low hemlock]

How are you?

[forest widget]

yea

[analog narwhal]

yeah.

[low hemlock]

Roll a 1 and uhh

Thou mother?

[restive echo]

@abstract cloud next like dungeon room u enter roll to check for structural integrity

[forest widget]

roll to check for neat cats

[low hemlock]

Roll to check for pens to fold

[restive echo]

if u get a good roll attack the weak point and collapse the entire room, killing everyone inside

[abstract cloud]

literally happened earlier

TWICE in a row

[slate brook]

wait how does poison work? i thought it was 10% of current health and then eventually turns into base dmg

[analog narwhal]

Make a deez nuts joke and they have to roll for perception

[slate brook]

but this is saying flat 10% of max hp

[low hemlock]

Roll to do a little trolling

[restive echo]

@abstract cloud what is there at the winter solstice

get drunk on the strongest alcohol

[low hemlock]

Your mo

[restive echo]

and dance with a random stranger

[low hemlock]

I want to play dnd ngl

[frank perch]

it does the greater of either 1% of their max health per second or your damage stat, and has the upper limit of 50x your damage per second

[low hemlock]

Seems like it could be fun

[frank perch]

it is pretty fun

[abstract cloud]

will do

[low hemlock]

Sadly I have no friends who would also like to partake in dnd

[slate brook]

I assume you mean 10*%?

[restive echo]

then roll to flirt with the next female u see

[low hemlock]

But uhh minecraft server will be fun

[slate brook]

and thanks, I think I'll be using poison instead of blight, that'll tear down bosses

[low hemlock]

[frank perch]

not according to the wiki

poison absolutely does well against bosses, as 50x one's damage is still pretty good

[winged ferry]

Methanol

[low hemlock]

Wait dnd uses a 20 sided dice right

[frank perch]

not only but yes

[slate brook]

wtf... game says 10

[neon swift]

i need help

[abstract cloud]

whats up?

[neon swift]

my friends are talking about some weird shit

i am going to die

[winged ferry]

Send me every single bit of the conversation

[remote quartz]

it uses many dice but mostly d20 yea

[low hemlock]

What kind of weird shit

[slate brook]

is it 10 or 1...

[low hemlock]

Aight

[frank perch]

10% over 10s, or 1% per second

[remote quartz]

ok thanks for sharing

[neon swift]

😦

[low hemlock]

Holy shit

[signal verge]

1 pretty sure. The devs just did a bit of trolling.

[winged ferry]

Send them this

[abstract cloud]

back to Game 🏃

[frank perch]

they just did it over 10s while i was talking about 1s, it's the correct numbers

[ripe thicket]

finally ive been trying for an hour

[low hemlock]

It's dangerous to go alone
Here take this

[low hemlock]

Congrats!

[neon swift]

i sent it to them and now they are into it 😦

[ripe thicket]

now for monsoon

[signal verge]

Just chillin and watching ottermando. He is very wholesome unlike this cursed chat.

[winged ferry]

Block them as soon as you possibly can

[low hemlock]

This chat is wholesome sometimes

[winged ferry]

Bad

[analog narwhal]

You have a warped understanding of what wholesomeness is

[low hemlock]

Mainly when certain people aren't here

[signal verge]

Yeah.

[low hemlock]

Nah

[pulsar bobcat]

do you think this is appropriate for the risk of rain 2 discord server

[signal verge]

I’m not gonna name names but we all know who they are.

[winged ferry]

Yes

[neon swift]

i should have never shared it in here FUUUUUCK

[ripe dragon]

https://tmp.projectlounge.pw/evg7iiv1a6l.gif

[green cape]

Yo what the fuck

[signal verge]

Caught in 4k

[analog narwhal]

Wholesome is not a constant state, just like anger or sadness

[green cape]

Actually nevermind

[remote quartz]

no shit

[green cape]

I'm gonna just... Back away... Slowly

[neon swift]

i will take the hammer 🔨

[low hemlock]

Gd1 is a box
There's no escape

[winged ferry]

Eat the wall

[low hemlock]

Engineer tf2? 😳

[neon swift]

😏

[winged ferry]

Since when does he have a hammer

[low hemlock]

Hi mank

[quartz hatch]

Elden ring

[signal verge]

This is amazing I’m keeping this.

[green cape]

The illusion of free choice:
GD1 -> GD1
GD2 -> oh hey GD2 is dead lemme check GD1 -> GD1

[low hemlock]

Since he visited your mother

[signal verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/559901453834256404/919025559105859624/beheadrip.mp4

[low hemlock]

(Engineer tf2 is your father)

[winged ferry]

So that's why my Steam is blocked

[forest widget]

😟

[winged ferry]

God damn you, Gabe

[low hemlock]

🫂

[winged ferry]

🤨

[signal verge]

Sauce?

[quartz hatch]

Idfk

[neon swift]

cant wait for dl2

[forest widget]

can't wait for outlast trials

[low hemlock]

I'm crying
Not because the music is good
But because I have lost all ability to hear

[low hemlock]

Can't wait for elden ring

[quartz hatch]

I think it’s better that way

[arctic hornet]

i own elden ring

[low hemlock]

WOAH
MIYAZAKI IS THAT YOU?

[arctic hornet]

i am elden ring

[quartz hatch]

@low hemlock

[low hemlock]

Damb 😔

[arctic hornet]

We are elden ring

[low hemlock]

I love this video

[quartz hatch]

I do too

[short frost]

i compiled it together

[low hemlock]

Ball is such a memorable boss
And his backstory is 😭

[ripe dragon]

whyd you put mario in the top left

[signal verge]

Amazing, now we gotta make the script.

[short frost]

top right?

[ripe dragon]

top left i never said anything wdym

[neon swift]

chris pratt is so cool

[short frost]

thats garfield wym

[ripe dragon]

sould i eat dinner its 9pm

[low hemlock]

Seizure: the musical

[ripe dragon]

imagine if it was the thing that kicked you out of discord

[signal verge]

How many of you would be willing to contribute to a gd1 public google doc where we create the Hollywood script to Ror the movie.

Actual question.

[long ravine]

Unironic gd1 movie

Hell

[signal verge]

No VERY ironic.

[low hemlock]

Back to chespin(?) I see

Also hello birbs

[long ravine]

Yes

Now that it is actually the season

[low hemlock]

Tis the season to be
Fucking depressed

[long ravine]

Yes

The best season for it

[analog narwhal]

You can only say it’s ironic for so long

[hollow trellis]

Wuddup gd1

[analog narwhal]

I used to ironically use emojis and add ellipses to my typing and now look at me

[arctic hornet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/799478162190893110/907466176328773672/Ape_walks.gif

[analog narwhal]

the irony has entirely evaporated

[frank perch]

helo matoi

[slow acorn]

dies

[analog narwhal]

i am being bullied

[hollow trellis]

Swallow

[hollow violet]

excuse me

wha t

[hollow trellis]

No, try again on the knees

[long ravine]

Bro

[arctic hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-faces-de-smile-emoji-gif-16175409

[long ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/twitter-gif-23330288

[analog narwhal]

Matoi maybe you should lay down

[hollow trellis]

What is lay means

[slate brook]

I might be the only one that thinks SML is god tier

[random mulch]

We want to put you down

[analog narwhal]

sit on your back

And rest

[long ravine]

No they're all square

[long ravine]

Sleep a long sleep

Wake up with a pure mind

[hollow trellis]

Im sleeping irl

[low hemlock]

Hibernate for the winter please

[analog narwhal]

because asking a person to swallow on their knees tells me you need rest

[hollow trellis]

No he want a excuse

[hollow trellis]

Whats on pure matoi mind

[full sparrow]

@restive echo

[long ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/tucker-tucker-carlson-live-tucker-reaction-tucker-reaction-lewis-thompson-gif-21166556

I wish Tucker Carlson would react to gd1

[quartz hatch]

Game journalists, can we stop please?

[long ravine]

Game journalists are so dumb lol

[low hemlock]

Hmm yes
The next elden ring

[long ravine]

Silksong and Elden Ring have been in an equal amount of hype for a while

[lime scarab]

what.

game journalists are always on crack

[low hemlock]

Elden ring just actually has a marketing team

[long ravine]

Yes

[low hemlock]

Silksong dev team is rather small in comparison I'm pretty sure

[distant flower]

https://tenor.com/view/bar-fight-bar-brawl-pub-fight-gif-22735918

[lime scarab]

i got busy midway thru hollow knight and never finished it

[long ravine]

3 people Silksong team

[winged ferry]

Gaming Journalism is a treat lol

[low hemlock]

Im planning on finishing hk

[quartz hatch]

https://youtu.be/mOerIWvGdt4

[winged ferry]

One of those most surprising movies ever, lego Movie had no right being as good as it did

[lime scarab]

its also rly hard to know where u have to go without looking stuff and and spoiling the game (at least for me lol)

[white kelp]

meanwhile mojang spending half a year to add what some 10 year old can mod in 2 weeks

[winged ferry]

same for the lego batman movie

[lime scarab]

so disappointed with the updates tbh yeah LOL

1.17 and 1.18 were super meh

[low hemlock]

Yeah that's why I quit originally
Got lost

[long ravine]

After beating Ultra Nightmare this is so hard to watch

[lime scarab]

not enough content to actually have sth fresh

[quartz hatch]

I know

[low hemlock]

When will mojang introduce proper mod support

[quartz hatch]

Literally never

[white kelp]

ok 1.18 is alright but I unironically think 1.17 is worse than 1.12 and 1.10

[low hemlock]

Or idk
Release an actually decent update

1.7.10 gang

[lime scarab]

still underwhelming

good compared to 1.17

[slender flare]

still waiting for 2.0

[shy kindle]

yooo we got gd1 to complain about minecraft again

[white kelp]

next decade maybe

[lime scarab]

gonna be an extra decorative ore that spawns at y=-60 only or sth

[low hemlock]

Still waiting for proper mod support 💀

[shy kindle]

honestly mojang's by far one of the most disappointing game companies i've seen

not nearly as bad as others but my god are they disappointing

[lime scarab]

and that's it

[winged ferry]

I don't think Minecraft is straight up bad, i've defintely played worse games, it's just not for me, I can see it's appeal with being able to build anything you want and what not

[lime scarab]

oh minecraft is super fun with friends i can't even lie

but it gets so dull after a while

[low hemlock]

Bro I love paying for minecoins
Do you want minecoins?
Do you love minecoins?

[winged ferry]

it's definitely left a mark on the game industry

[white kelp]

ok minecraft isn't terrible but it could be so much more and the recent updates have this really bruh game philosophy

[lime scarab]

wtf is a minecoin

[winged ferry]

Although one thing I can say is that the game's survival mode is bad in my opinion

[low hemlock]

Bro click this link for free minecoins

[winged ferry]

✨ M i c r o t r a n s a c t i o n s ✨

[white kelp]

imagine if all of the time and effort they spent making useless passive mobs that don't do anything on actual enemies and structures

[winged ferry]

you can't compare it to other survival games due to the sheer amount of playtime you can invest in a world

[white kelp]

I've heard that the Bee ai is one of the most complex and the game and it boils down to another food source like

[winged ferry]

actual infinite replayability

[edgy acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/parks-and-rec-ron-swanson-regret-sad-life-gif-7629174

[low hemlock]

Console technically has proper mod support
It's like the creation club in fo4 and skyrim

[low hemlock]

Uncles after he @ hered:

[woven shale]

I just got on and I see uncles getting shaped glass

[lime scarab]

modded minecraft (where mods r usually made by literally one guy or a couple max) changes the game SO much. modders literally crank out what mojang never will

[woven shale]

What a world

[lime scarab]

because they actually wanna make sth fun and that's their only goal

[edgy acorn]

that was more like i regret nothing

[lime scarab]

not profit

[hollow trellis]

Minecraft insane but in terms of platform for mods, plugins, servers, big projects, but not like game

[winged ferry]

500 employees working at Mojang doing fuckall

[low hemlock]

[hollow trellis]

Vanilla minecraft is boring and too easy

[winged ferry]

"oooooo quality control"

shut up

[woven shale]

Minecraft is one of the least optimised games I have ever played

[low hemlock]

Minecraft when I beat the game in 1 nanosecond (I'm just lucky)

[lime scarab]

gotta love java

[woven shale]

Bedrock

[hollow trellis]

Hytale will fix main minecraft problem

[hollow trellis]

Also this

[lime scarab]

i fucking hate the fact that if u have java u dont get bedrock tho

[low hemlock]

Bedrock edition when I
I
(My console dies)

[lime scarab]

they are literally almost the exact same game and microsoft owns both

[woven shale]

I move at 15 frames in my base and I got a series X

Incredible game

[low hemlock]

Same

[winged ferry]

Y'all play on Java and Bedrock, I play Education Edition, We are not the same

[hollow trellis]

Minecraft but more likely miningcraft

[woven shale]

Truer

[winged ferry]

Minecraft ripoffs though

[woven shale]

Oh my, blockcraft

[winged ferry]

Blockcraft, Mineworld, Craftworld (wait that's taken), Mineblock, the list is endless really

[woven shale]

[hollow trellis]

Turn on good shader and your 3090ti will cry

[lime scarab]

holy shit there was this Minecraft with guns game for windows phones in 2014 (maybe the nichest thing ive mentioned today)

[true pond]

also play in vr

[lime scarab]

but it was so fun, mostly cuz it was REALLY broken

[winged ferry]

Pixel Gun 3D?

I used to play the shit out of that

[lime scarab]

i think it was a rip off of the rip off tbh

💀

[true pond]

Ror2 in vr is really fun yes its a mod but i would recommend everyone to play it lol i wonder what the devs would think seeing their game in vr

[woven shale]

So broken that it circles around to being fun

[lime scarab]

exactly

[hollow trellis]

Sorry but ror3 fps first

[woven shale]

Ah yes I shall get that mod right away on my console

[lime scarab]

tbh playing that shitty little game probably snowballed into me loving risk of rain 2 like 8 years after

[keen cradle]

.

[true pond]

https://tenor.com/view/ez-noob-skill-issue-simply-a-difference-in-skill-gif-20780203

[lime scarab]

risk of rain 2 episode 2

[hollow trellis]

Episode 1 at q1 2022

[woven shale]

Toast in bathroom

[lime scarab]

can't wait to not be able to afford the dlc

until its on sale

[hollow trellis]

Quickbar

[patent cargo]

Bedrock was given to peeps for free tho

[woven shale]

At least you will be able to get in in the next few months

[patent cargo]

If you owned Java.

Also, I see this chat is at it's usual today

[lime scarab]

yea for a limited time

[woven shale]

I’ll have to wait 4 years

[lime scarab]

ok fair

can't wait for goobo

so exited

[hollow trellis]

Pain for console community is fair

[woven shale]

The only good thing about bedrock is you can bonemeal sugarcane

That’s it

[lime scarab]

i only want bedrock cuz ive got a friend that only has an xbox

[hard verge]

terraruia yeah yueah yeah

[hollow trellis]

It would be dumb move to make dlc price big

[woven shale]

It can’t be bigger than the game

(Destiny 2)

[lime scarab]

terraria(2d) ---> minecraft(3d)
ror(2d) --------> ror2(3d)

[woven shale]

All along

[lime scarab]

any questions?

[woven shale]

ror2 is a 3D rip-off of ror

[lime scarab]

i mean yeah it's probably gonna be cheap, but i buy nothing offsale

[vocal spade]

What about ror2vr and MinecraftVR

[acoustic elm]

[true pond]

both mods

[woven shale]

Still 3D

[acoustic elm]

Real

[vocal spade]

True 3d

[lime scarab]

video game

any other questions?

[river basin]

any risk of rain playas in chat

[true pond]

4D

[lime scarab]

none at all sir

u came to the wrong place

[true pond]

I was playing but im sleppy

[river basin]

we always play in the risk of rain community 😤

[violet sorrel]

I am a player yes

[true pond]

Im tired from using all my energy doing itemless runs

[river basin]

i have an abundance of energy from doing drizzle command runs

[lime scarab]

Artifact of Godwhy

[river basin]

artifact of ayo???

[slate brook]

should I try the ror2 pvp mod?

[lime scarab]

command runs sound soul draining

[true pond]

i do at least one monsoon itemless run a day with commando

[river basin]

only the most hardcore and dedicated dare to play with command artifact on

[lime scarab]

god forbid you slap it on a drizzle run

whole new world of pain

[river basin]

i cried when i got to commencement on drizzle, i knew my run was over

[lime scarab]

oh my god i can't even imagine doing that on a survivor i actually like

[hollow trellis]

I know that i didnt know everything that dlc adds but huge delay that nullify all worth of time that develop of dls takes (we probably will get same amount of content that we get from march 2020 to march 2021 comparing from march 2021 to march 2022 but with price) and also the idea of infinite defence gamemode smells so cheap because in most games its gamemode to waste your time after all good content ends

[true pond]

lol casuals

[true pond]

just get good

[lime scarab]

no it just doesn't sound fun

[river basin]

ayo???

[sinful plover]

I know that i didnt know everything that dlc adds but huge delay that nullify all worth of time that develop of dls takes (we probably will get same amount of content from march 2020 to march 2021 that we get from march 2021 to march 2022 but with price) and also the idea of infinite defence gamemode smells so cheap because in most games its gamemode to waste your time after all good content ends

[true pond]

Its alot of fun because it makes the game actually hard

[river basin]

also nothing casual about drizzle runs

[random mulch]

I know that i didnt know everything that dlc adds but huge delay that nullify all worth of time that develop of dls takes (we probably will get same amount of content from march 2020 to march 2021 that we get from march 2021 to march 2022 but with price) and also the idea of infinite defence gamemode smells so cheap because in most games its gamemode to waste your time after all good content ends

[hollow trellis]

Ayo???

[lime scarab]

1. take a breath man
2. if they're delaying it until q1 2022 they're probably trying to make it as good of a product as possible
3. I know that i didnt know everything that dlc adds but huge delay that nullify all worth of time that develop of dls takes (we probably will get same amount of content from march 2020 to march 2021 that we get from march 2021 to march 2022 but with price) and also the idea of infinite defence gamemode smells so cheap because in most games its gamemode to waste your time after all good content ends

[random mulch]

Lmao

[river basin]

guh???

[sinful plover]

guh.

[dreamy lion]

guh.

[river basin]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-gif-22906544

[edgy acorn]

died on wave 90 😦

[river basin]

anyone hyped about raincoat?!?

[hard verge]

hampter

[low hemlock]

No.

[lime scarab]

goobo

[hard verge]

i already have one idk

[low hemlock]

Who were you playing as?

[true pond]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-thepruld-git-gud-giant-dad-gif-18427085

[lime scarab]

raincoat sounds busted with bands idk if itll remove their debuff tbh

[river basin]

goob

[sinful plover]

hey uncles what do you think of the new copypasta

[edgy acorn]

arti

[sinful plover]

also skissue

for dying

[low hemlock]

Damb

[true pond]

play commando trust me it will go good

[river basin]

simply a difference in skill

[random mulch]

Ion surge is so op am I right

[hard verge]

Welcome to Among Us! It's a simple deception game. As crewmates, we have to complete a set of tasks before the impostors can win. The impostors must sabotage and take out crew mates in order to stop them from completing their tasks. No communication is allowed during the actual rounds. Once a body has been discovered or an emergency meeting is called, we can discuss our accounts of what happened. Then we try to vote the likely impostors off the ship. This game is SO MUCH FUN. I really hope you guys enjoy this. This was streamed on Twitch, so come on by the next time we play it!! 😄

[neon swift]

( it will not )

[sinful plover]

bro I love ion surge! 😄

[neon swift]

commando SUS!

[sinful plover]

nono it's
I know that i didnt know everything that dlc adds but huge delay that nullify all worth of time that develop of dls takes (we probably will get same amount of content from march 2020 to march 2021 that we get from march 2021 to march 2022 but with price) and also the idea of infinite defence gamemode smells so cheap because in most games its gamemode to waste your time after all good content ends

[lime scarab]

ive got that saved

[hard verge]

who wrote this

[sinful plover]

guess

[random mulch]

Who do you think

[remote quartz]

no lol

[hard verge]

matoi

[sinful plover]

correct

[edgy acorn]

im going to bed copypasta spam is cringe

[hard verge]

no

[random mulch]

I know that i didnt know everything that dlc adds but huge delay that nullify all worth of time that develop of dls takes (we probably will get same amount of content from march 2020 to march 2021 that we get from march 2021 to march 2022 but with price) and also the idea of infinite defence gamemode smells so cheap because in most games its gamemode to waste your time after all good content ends

[hard verge]

amazing

[remote quartz]

it's only 2:38

[river basin]

im absolutely PUMPED about raincoat give it to me now now i want it now NOW NOW

[hollow trellis]

Its dumb to pay for product that gives you same amount of anything that you got for free

[sinful plover]

How will it work with raincoat tho?

[random mulch]

Don't buy it then

[sinful plover]

man I love raincoat stacking so much

[lime scarab]

what does that even mean

[hard verge]

oh my god shut up with all due respect

[river basin]

idk i didnt even read the dev blog

[dreamy lion]

good night, sleep well 🙏

or don't, your choice

[true pond]

Goodnight uncles im sorry gd1 is being super cringe rn you know this place is chaos

[hollow trellis]

Battlefield 2042 take

[random mulch]

Don't care

[remote quartz]

is that a raincoat printer or an infusion printer in the distance I can't tell

[low hemlock]

Just buy one for $30 or something

[river basin]

2042 is a shit game that you shouldnt buy anyways, what am i missing

[winged ferry]

navy seals copypasta moment

[sinful plover]

at least it's not croppapasta spam

[lime scarab]

i took the goobopill im literally not looking forward to anything else in life i haven't slept in weeks

[low hemlock]

Croppa!

[hard verge]

waaaaaahhhhhhhhh the dlc costs less than the fumo plush i bought and im completely able to afford it waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh maybe ill pirate it

[sinful plover]

did you get the croppa?

[true pond]

Well since uncless is going to bed i will to im ALSO SUPER TIRED GOOD NIGHT GD1

[hard verge]

just support indie devs holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[low hemlock]

Did you get the croppa?

[sinful plover]

sigma take

[low hemlock]

Good night mando!

[sinful plover]

indie devs are based

[true pond]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-cute-scratch-head-yawn-pet-gif-17442580

[sinful plover]

(in seattle)

[hard verge]

motion twin my beloved

[lime scarab]

1st world country take

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[river basin]

rockstar games best indie devs

[sinful plover]

the best thing to come out of france

[random mulch]

Matoi about to give us another copypasta god bless him

[hard verge]

we are the third world what get real

[sinful plover]

team cherry is also ultra based

[hard verge]

from the sun

🌞

[random mulch]

🌞

[sinful plover]

gsg is cool too

[lime scarab]

ok im real now what

[sinful plover]

🌞

[random mulch]

🌝

[low hemlock]

Get fake

[hard verge]

a

[lime scarab]

2 conflicting messages

[river basin]

https://tenor.com/view/dream-dream-minecraft-funny-minecraft-dream-smp-gif-20848876

[lime scarab]

now idk what to do

[sinful plover]

matoi when will you be done with your (copy)pasta smh

[sinful plover]

yo is that yhhe3 contwent aecrfeatoir orgdf trfhe tyear

[random mulch]

Why do I know what that says

[river basin]

content creator of da decade

[low hemlock]

Matoi when will you

Hibernate for the rest of time

[sinful plover]

monke brain

[low hemlock]

Monke

[lime scarab]

pattern recognition is wild

[random mulch]

Hurry the fuck up bro I don't have all day

[sinful plover]

matoi hurry up

[lime scarab]

wait till u hear about object permeance

[sinful plover]

start woolie rushing ffs

[low hemlock]

Matoi quickly

[river basin]

lay it on us 😏

[low hemlock]

We've got to get to the drilldozer!

[random mulch]

👉 ⏱️

[low hemlock]

We must protect the dozer!

[river basin]

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

[hollow trellis]

Dlc means that i give devs money so they have options to make better content in lesser time, otherwise its just paying for updates (which is all current AAA gamedev is)
But its ok if price fits well
For example 10% of maingame content cant cost more that 10% of maingame price, etc

[random mulch]

Dlc means that i give devs money so they have options to make better content in lesser time, otherwise its just paying for updates (which is all current AAA gamedev is)
But its ok if price fits well
For example 10% of maingame content cant cost more that 10% of maingame price, etc

[hard verge]

time o clock

[sinful plover]

Dlc means that i give devs money so they have options to make better content in lesser time, otherwise its just paying for updates (which is all current AAA gamedev is)
But its ok if price fits well
For example 10% of maingame content cant cost more that 10% of maingame price, etc

[river basin]

Dlc means that i give devs money so they have options to make better content in lesser time, otherwise its just paying for updates (which is all current AAA gamedev is)
But its ok if price fits well
For example 10% of maingame content cant cost more that 10% of maingame price, etc

[low hemlock]

Dlc means that i give devs money so they have options to make better content in lesser time, otherwise its just paying for updates (which is all current AAA gamedev is)
But its ok if price fits well
For example 10% of maingame content cant cost more that 10% of maingame price, etc

[undone dock]

dlc will prob be like 10 dollar

[river basin]

look how quick we wrote what took you 10 mins

[undone dock]

or 15 i

don't know

[sinful plover]

yeah matoi has a colossal skill issue

I think dlc will be like 10 dollar

[river basin]

6 mins stage 1 smh

[lime scarab]

ok brb for a bit (i will not disappear forever in fact i still exist in full outside your field of vision)

[low hemlock]

I think dlc will be 60 dollar

[lime scarab]

im back

[pulsar bobcat]

I think it will be 100 dollars

[river basin]

120 dollar dlc

[undone dock]

-16 dollars

[pulsar bobcat]

130 final offer

[stable sorrel]

@pulsar bobcat how r u

[low hemlock]

1000 dollar for chef

[pulsar bobcat]

I'm good

[undone dock]

they give you money for the dlc

[sinful plover]

matoi write more copypastas

[stable sorrel]

thats good

[river basin]

1000000000000000000 dollar dlc

only jeff bezos will play it

[pulsar bobcat]

making pizza and watching twilight 😎

[stable sorrel]

I am going to beat suncles record in the wave defense mode

[pulsar bobcat]

it's really bad

[lime scarab]

bro has not posted a single take that didn't turn into a copy pasta in 4 milliseconds

[pulsar bobcat]

risk of rain 2 zombies

[random mulch]

Hes typing again lmao

[river basin]

ah shit here we go again

[sinful plover]

I'm more hyped for matoi's next copypasta then the ror2 dlc or silksong

[river basin]

prepares copy paste command

[random mulch]

Sai is typing

[peak bolt]

xd thinking more money = things done faster

[sinful plover]

sai is typing

[river basin]

somehow the build up and hype has been even higher

[low hemlock]

Matoi after 5 years (they still haven't typed their next copypasta)

[hollow trellis]

Most of the people dont care about prices in gamedev as well as developers, so again im a hero to that tall will be thankful in the future

[sinful plover]

Most of the people dont care about prices in gamedev as well as developers, so again im a hero to that tall will be thankful in the future

[random mulch]

Nah bad copypasta

[peak bolt]

🍞 lame

[random mulch]

Could be longer 6/10

[river basin]

agreed you can do better

[hollow trellis]

Watch and learn

[low hemlock]

Cyberpunk tbh

[pulsar bobcat]

wha

[sinful plover]

he called himself a hero

[lime scarab]

matoi fell off after the 3rd one

[random mulch]

Eid8wjfowfirkf

[lime scarab]

kinda mid copypasta tbh

not worth the $5

[shut veldt]

Mariah Carrey copypasta 😣😖

[river basin]

the mass effect of copypastas

[undone dock]

did I miss something

who is matoi

[lime scarab]

holy fuck you should be a game journalist

[hollow trellis]

Peoples work on air power

[pulsar bobcat]

so true

[stable sorrel]

up to a certain point maybe

[river basin]

i would have to delete my sekiro savefile and never beat guardian ape

[stable sorrel]

but not for a small indie development

[river basin]

then i would be ready

[stable sorrel]

paying your people well does actually mean they work better/faster though

[lime scarab]

good trade for an unstable job with shit pay

[river basin]

what they need is desert power

[undone dock]

[lime scarab]

air doesn't grow on trees matoi

[hollow trellis]

Why making studio bigger with more workers with bigger projects with more risks and rewards when you can sell updates for fans

[shut veldt]

Wait for it

[lime scarab]

risks and rewards of rain 2

[river basin]

we arent fans of ror2 we are haters 😼

[shut veldt]

No copypasta? 😢

[onyx sigil]

balls

[lime scarab]

r u literally just asking for risk of rain 3 or am i reading this wrong

[low hemlock]

Hi ccrab

[onyx sigil]

it’s ya boy

[hidden saddle]

fucking outrageous

[river basin]

its him!

[onyx sigil]

ITS ME

[low hemlock]

S-sun? 😳

[onyx sigil]

i am a star yes

[low hemlock]

I hope one day I can find my very own sun

[remote quartz]

among us

[onyx sigil]

one day

[lime scarab]

why are amogus memes so invincible

[hidden saddle]

they are among us

[lime scarab]

holy hell

[hollow trellis]

No just explaining 1% of the reasons why current AAA is garbage and why this reasons better to not connect with ror2

[lime scarab]

literally nobody was talking about AAA games

wdym connect

[low hemlock]

We were talking about indie games

[hollow trellis]

Sorry but im always think in big picture

[river basin]

nah dude popoo games be getting that gearbox salary, they in on da AAA gamin

[sinful plover]

you think?

[lime scarab]

ur picture's a bit too wide buddy

[low hemlock]

I wish I was so grossly incandescent

[lime scarab]

actually made me laugh

[river basin]

solaire in elden ring?!?

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEAH BABY
1,000

[hidden saddle]

congratulations

[hollow trellis]

Cant comeback to casuals

[lime scarab]

matoi is the elden ring of discord

[lime scarab]

what

[low hemlock]

No

[hidden saddle]

now become evil penfolder and never say elden ring again

[low hemlock]

Next goal: 1,500

[lime scarab]

but why

[hidden saddle]

69,420

[river basin]

if risk couldnt get in on the dead cells crossover, i hope they atleast partner up with elden ring

[low hemlock]

Because

[sinful plover]

elden raing

[river basin]

imagine how hype it would be to have john dark souls in risk as a survivor

[lime scarab]

itd be nice for hopoo to help support an indie project like elden ring

[low hemlock]

Elden ring is an indie game if you remove Bandai

[river basin]

inb4 elden ring releases a paid expansion

instead of a free update 😤

[lime scarab]

AND it doesn't decrease development time

[hollow trellis]

🐲

[lime scarab]

its like they dont even run on air

[lime scarab]

🍴

[hollow trellis]

Holy sigmar

[river basin]

rock and stone to the bone

[hollow trellis]

I wonder if its edible

[low hemlock]

Rock and roll in stone!

[river basin]

yes his beard is infact edible

[remote depot]

is wungus edible

[river basin]

i only eat bungus

[low hemlock]

Is the elden ring edible

[lime scarab]

no you wILL Fucking Die

[low hemlock]

The Elden ring was broken, but by whom? And why?

[river basin]

the elden ring is infact NOT edible

[river basin]

shiii now that you mention it, maybe someone ate it

[lime scarab]

ive already got an idea for the elden ring expansion

thank you

[river basin]

uh oh

[lime scarab]

😋

[low hemlock]

Smough got tired of eating men

[remote depot]

bungus diet

[low hemlock]

So he just

[river basin]

maneater mildred

[remote depot]

switching to wungus diet

[low hemlock]

Maneater (demon's souls)

[river basin]

you cant go back to a wungus diet after 2 days of bungus

[remote depot]

man eater terraria

[low hemlock]

Man eat

[river basin]

your metabolism does not allow it

[lime scarab]

bungus is fun to say

[remote depot]

🐊 2 days of wungus

[low hemlock]

Hi rte

[lime scarab]

bungus

[river basin]

nothing quite gives off as many red flags as a turkish embassy building

[low hemlock]

How are you?

[lime scarab]

how about that guys car

[low hemlock]

Cool

[river basin]

close second

[remote depot]

is that the real RTE 3090Ti? honored to meet you

[low hemlock]

Cool

[low hemlock]

No its a fake (trust me bro)

[river basin]

ayo i just realized celest got dat drip

[remote depot]

is that the real penfolder?

[low hemlock]

I was never real to begin with

[remote depot]

am i the real

[river basin]

no way

dies

[low hemlock]

t!selfrole get penfolder

[midnight socket]

Role not found!

Please try again!

Lone Traveler#1179

[low hemlock]

😔

[hollow trellis]

Is that your mother

[lime scarab]

what did u expect

u can't fold a pen

[low hemlock]

I can

[hollow trellis]

A pen is

[river basin]

he lacks da imposable thumbs

[lime scarab]

therefore a pen folder logically cannot exist

[low hemlock]

I am the penfolder
Folder of pens

[hollow trellis]

Of

[river basin]

every pen has its folder

[low hemlock]

I will fold logic in half

[lime scarab]

actually made me emotional

i needed to hear this

[low hemlock]

Penfold(Elden ring)

[river basin]

we all did my friend

[hollow trellis]

LoL

[gleaming maple]

relatable

[lime scarab]

scavenger

[low hemlock]

Bye bye

[remote depot]

so long

[hollow trellis]

Ok good buy chat i want to sleep

[remote depot]

go sleep nerd

[lime scarab]

goodnight

[lime scarab]

"cat allah" backwards

amazing

[low hemlock]

Sleep is for the weak
That's why I sleep everyday

[river basin]

wait for real? i thought that was jojo signs all along

[hollow trellis]

Try to sleep everynight then

[lime scarab]

LOL

[river basin]

disconnect yourself from reality and sleep every moment of the day

[lime scarab]

been there tbh