gd1-nullified

[gusty oar]

hi flori

[analog narwhal]

Hello.

[hidden saddle]

stage 4 past 0:19 seconds 🤨

[desert skiff]

That’s what I’m saying

[fluid sonnet]

need stage shortcuts

[worn isle]

Red mist is so weird how do you play him

[fluid sonnet]

you hold m1

[winged ferry]

what the fuck

[fluid sonnet]

then special then spam m1

[winged ferry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/868146710772326482/911028339341426689/image0.gif

[hard verge]

I hate crime

[fluid sonnet]

I HATE CRIME’ I HATE CRIME

[signal ember]

I like what red mist is trying to do with the multi hit combos but the fact that they lock you in place is just annoying in this game

[fluid sonnet]

“come out and steal from a walmart”

[fluid sonnet]

ye

arbiter is cool

paladin rocks

only two good character mods

[wraith estuary]

MUM GET THE CAMERA

[fluid sonnet]

oh and GOKU?? GOKU GOKU

[wraith estuary]

No healing. RIP

[gusty oar]

azazel with law

[neat ruin]

wait wow your only healing item is scythe

[fluid sonnet]

azazel

isaac

[gusty oar]

so true

[hard verge]

[worn isle]

Executioner is meh
His M1 is a bit slow and M2 is underwhelming

[neat ruin]

in normal starstorm he's pretty fucking weak

in nightly he's really good

[wraith estuary]

What the fuuuuuuuuck

[signal cipher]

Lmao

[neat ruin]

lmaooooo

[worn isle]

Nightly?

[neat ruin]

trolled

[neat ruin]

public beta for future versions of the mod (unstable, no crossmod compats)

[worn isle]

Cool

[wraith estuary]

Doing Command Artifact. Let’s see if we can get some healing

[winged ferry]

https://imgur.com/a/spkWBxf

[ripe dragon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836955631810248744/904915258810970133/video0_1.mov

[quartz hatch]

What kind of based cuties are in this chat rn

[odd anvil]

otter

[austere vale]

Are engineers moving turrets good?

[tidal torrent]

Risk of rain is a good game

[quartz hatch]

Not really

[ripe dragon]

you

[austere vale]

Why tho?

[tidal torrent]

Bungus

[austere vale]

Besides the best item in the game

[neat ruin]

they are pretty cool

a sidegrade

[tidal torrent]

Then thay alright

[austere vale]

Do the turrets follow you?

[winged ferry]

Of course

[winged ferry]

They are VERY good

[low hemlock]

😳

[austere vale]

They do?

[winged ferry]

Yes

[austere vale]

Oh damn so the only bad thing about them is no bungus

[low hemlock]

Do the turrets follow raincoat tho

[ashen mirage]

DO TURRETS FOLLOW GUNNER TURRETS

[tidal torrent]

Pretty much

[winged ferry]

They proc things extremely well

Plus hopefully in the dlc or smth they start auto running for rose buckler and wungus to be good on them

[austere vale]

Do the moving turrets have less HP or the same? I'm sorry about all the questions I'm just wondering

[ivory pagoda]

how do calculate chance after one 57 leaf clover

[wraith estuary]

Alright guys, I'm really gonna do this time.

[ivory pagoda]

like 10% chance after clover

[fluid sonnet]

[neat ruin]

just add rolls to the equation

[ivory pagoda]

thats the thing

[wraith estuary]

Death by pot from the evil snowflake

[ivory pagoda]

im not smart

[tidal torrent]

Not sure might console wiki

[neat ruin]

y = 1 - (1 - p)^(x + 1)

Where:

p = total item proc chance (between 0 and 1)
x = the number of Clovers in the player's inventory.
y = new item proc chance (between 0 and 1) with x amount of Clovers.

[ivory pagoda]

where do i put the 10%

[neat ruin]

into p

as 0.1

[ivory pagoda]

oh ok

[austere vale]

They have the same

[tidal torrent]

Neet

[austere vale]

One more thing in order to get the moving turrets you need to have 12 turrets or drones do your turrets add to it?

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[winged ferry]

turrets count

[pearl spire]

hello commando

[winged ferry]

and so do things like squid and beetleguard iirc

[cursive oracle]

[left scroll]

Ayo

[cursive oracle]

this needs to be an nft

[austere vale]

Engineers turrets count?

[low hemlock]

No I won shu up

[cursive oracle]

tell sai I don't want to shut up

[analog narwhal]

I would never wish being a nft upon my worst enemy

[left scroll]

What if sai is telling god to shut up tho

[hard verge]

ar ar ar ar aar

[low hemlock]

Elden
Ring

[fluid sonnet]

[fluid sonnet]

[pearl spire]

Honestly I would be hyped as fuck if one of the new characters was Tharson

[left scroll]

Risk
Of
Rain
2

[austere vale]

Do engineers turrets count towards the 12 needed for the ability??

[fluid sonnet]

ye

any turrets i think

or followers, idk but just get happiest mask in case

[quartz hatch]

Stack happiest mask 😳

[left scroll]

What happened to saddest mask

[quartz hatch]

I took it for myself

[left scroll]

I see

[fluid sonnet]

hifu

[left scroll]

Hifu

[fluid sonnet]

gone

[left scroll]

Everyone knows HIFU

Yes

[austere vale]

Thx

[hard verge]

hifu

[analog narwhal]

HIFU

[low hemlock]

Saddest mask
Replaces all happiest masks
Makes dead allies sometimes come back as ghosts

[left scroll]

Hifu

[analog narwhal]

I enjoy hifu

[low hemlock]

Gobl slay

[left scroll]

Also

[quartz hatch]

Does that mean yourself

[left scroll]

Gobl

[low hemlock]

Yes

[cursive oracle]

ghosts that try to hurt you

[left scroll]

Saddest mask is just better dio?

[fluid sonnet]

saddest mask make dead allies give a tiny bit of bonus damage

[left scroll]

Great

[fluid sonnet]

ship it send it

in the game

[left scroll]

Dead people get more damage kinda broken tho

[fluid sonnet]

nah u get more damage

[left scroll]

What if I throw someone’s corpse at mithrix

[fluid sonnet]

win

[left scroll]

Oh

Gd1

[quartz hatch]

Gd1

[flint galleon]

Gd1

[brittle aspen]

Acrid is my father

[white kelp]

gd1 is irl

fear it

[left scroll]

Gd1 is so fun

[left scroll]

I’m confused

[winged ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/harvest-yeahilif-gif-21827635

[left scroll]

Acrid

[fluid sonnet]

coolrat

[left scroll]

Why is it 5 minutes long

[neat ruin]

song

[quartz hatch]

Song

[fluid sonnet]

acrid dancing to the rain formerly known as purple

[stable sorrel]

Squidward is so relatable

[fluid sonnet]

swhutward

fella

[quartz hatch]

Fellas 😍

[ivory pagoda]

video perms

[fluid sonnet]

[quartz hatch]

You can get the perms too

Just go to #760560209688002610

[analog narwhal]

baby

[ivory pagoda]

wait

no gif :(

[quartz hatch]

Opinion?

[ivory pagoda]

Agree

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[quartz hatch]

Dark souls water combat

[fluid sonnet]

love this animal

the shart

[quartz hatch]

Skissue

[long ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/clam-activity-meme-capybara-animal-gif-23303908

[quartz hatch]

Hm

[winged ferry]

bobbis

[low hemlock]

Clam

[quartz hatch]

Clam

[low hemlock]

Elden ring clam 😳

[slow acorn]

Average spikestrip interaction

[old bloom]

What is spikestrip

[neat ruin]

item from ror1

[low hemlock]

Hi blegg

[slow acorn]

Hi Pens

[low hemlock]

Hi subbuh!!!

[old bloom]

Hello Penfolder!

[low hemlock]

Uh the uh hi hello
How are you today? 😳

[low hemlock]

How're you?

[slow acorn]

Horrible, and you?

[old bloom]

I feel sick

[low hemlock]

Uhh yeah pretty bad uh

[slow acorn]

I am sick

[low hemlock]

Today is a bad day 😔

I feel sick

[white kelp]

Tomorrow is another day

[low hemlock]

😔 🫂

[old bloom]

Holy shit gd1 has covid

[quartz hatch]

Oh no

[old bloom]

Death time

[quartz hatch]

Gd1 is infested with cuties😳

[white kelp]

ew not that movie

[old bloom]

Never heard of it

[slow acorn]

Problematic role

[old bloom]

Is it bad?

[low hemlock]

Yes

[slow acorn]

Its a show that encourages pedophilia

[old bloom]

Oh EEW

[low hemlock]

Yeah it's bad

[quartz hatch]

I literally asked for it

[white kelp]

me when netflix

[white kelp]

based

[old bloom]

Eugh

[low hemlock]

Netflix adaptations when the

[quartz hatch]

Well, close enough

[old bloom]

wait it was on Netflix?? The fuck were thry thinking??

[wraith estuary]

God I don't know what my build is

[gusty oar]

omg subbuh hello

[old bloom]

Hello Wakam!!

[low hemlock]

Hi wakan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[old bloom]

Wakam

Dang I'm tired

[quartz hatch]

Basedkan

[gusty oar]

hiiiii :)

[low hemlock]

I feel so tired

[distant flower]

wakan

[gusty oar]

yall should try sleeping idk

[white kelp]

print everything into bison steak

[low hemlock]

I need to fix my sleep schedule

[gusty oar]

santa time

[low hemlock]

Can't

[quartz hatch]

What an innovative idea😳

[gusty oar]

whyy

[sinful plover]

Op strat

[low hemlock]

Busy

[sinful plover]

How will it work with raincoat tho?

[gusty oar]

yes and it works

[low hemlock]

I feel high tbh

I also feel extremely sick

[old bloom]

Bubbles

[gusty oar]

oh damn you're a businessman (man of busy)

[low hemlock]

So this is all cool

Today is bad

[gusty oar]

:(

[quartz hatch]

Penfolder is a drug addict😳

[cursive oracle]

drugs are good

they let you do cool things

[low hemlock]

No

Unless elden ring is considered a drug

[cursive oracle]

yes

[old bloom]

Drug

Share

[gleaming maple]

breaking bad elden ring edition

[low hemlock]

I'll share all my elden ring knowledge with you

[old bloom]

NONONO

NO THANKS

[quartz hatch]

Yes please

[left scroll]

Gamer

[low hemlock]

Ok 😄 🫂

[stable sorrel]

Insane op build

[slow acorn]

Cok

[left scroll]

Super op

[old bloom]

Item that increases damage based on your hp

[white kelp]

so helfire

[true pond]

Honestly not bad with transcendence

[stable sorrel]

Mult meta

[old bloom]

True but also

Hmm

[stable sorrel]

Me when I die in a blazing blue fire

[old bloom]

Damage :)

Me getting Spinel tonic in an enigma run

[restive echo]

[low hemlock]

Hi kettle 🫂

[dapper quartz]

🫂

[true pond]

Lol modded enforcer is my second most played character

[signal ember]

how (how)

[ivory pagoda]

how to not die to malachite on lvl 99

plz help

[white kelp]

ok one of my friends used to have modded enforcer as their most played character
(We're no longer friends)

[signal ember]

transcendence

[ivory pagoda]

i got too confident after geting aegis so i got shaped glass

[true pond]

He's only like 15% picked though for me

[white kelp]

my playrates are a little uneven

[ivory pagoda]

do daggers proc onhit

[white kelp]

yes

[ivory pagoda]

oh god

[stable sorrel]

Me when loader

[ivory pagoda]

now i wanna try ceremonial daggers + charged perforator

[ivory pagoda]

if it doesnt die from the dagger it'll surely have a 10% chance to die from the lightning

[white kelp]

no try out the epic fun combo in multiplayer that is

[ivory pagoda]

user 8)

[white kelp]

mando main based

[stable sorrel]

Based mando enjoyer

[true pond]

I'm not a Mando main I am commando

[ivory pagoda]

is pretty fun

[quartz hatch]

Da

[ivory pagoda]

He's 27

[bronze sonnet]

rex

why wouid you play commando more than once

[desert quail]

Oh, so you played other classes?

Shame.

[honest garnet]

I just vomited

[faint mortar]

engineer gaming

[bronze sonnet]

engineer fun

[regal grotto]

That is more cursed than mid 1500's dirty talk

[desert quail]

its standing on its own

[white kelp]

because he's fun

[honest garnet]

this really speaks volumes about society

[desert quail]

The only volume is in your m-

[quartz hatch]

The m

[desert quail]

The m behind the s

[quartz hatch]

Sus

[violet sorrel]

Rex maine

[desert quail]

those who know and who dont

[bronze sonnet]

sm

[bronze sonnet]

:RAGEHATEANDANGER:

[white kelp]

I would rather play rex than engineer tbh

[quartz hatch]

Ñ

[bronze sonnet]

rex is kinda a progression character for me and engineer is fun

[desert quail]

I want to punch rex

I want to legit humanize him and punch him in the balls

[bronze sonnet]

dont hurt my planty robot

[white kelp]

[low hemlock]

Yhhhhjji

[desert quail]

I won't kill him, but I'll punch him once

[low hemlock]

Hello gd1

[desert quail]

I'll make sure this little motherfucker remembers it

[bronze sonnet]

whadidedo

[violet sorrel]

You either die a commando player or live long enough to see yourself become an engi main

[desert quail]

for every attempt to get DUNKED

I fucking swear

[bronze sonnet]

rex didnt do anything

[desert quail]

It was 27 runs in a row, I didn't get a combination of Abandoned and Dunestrider together

[violet sorrel]

Skissue?

[quartz hatch]

Skill issue

[bronze sonnet]

that isnt his fault

[quartz hatch]

Definitely a skill issue

[desert quail]

I think that's Director fucking around w me

[bronze sonnet]

i got it first try

[desert quail]

but I really wanna punch rex sometimes

No, I just never got the boss and location together, ever

on any other survivor, sure, but not on rex

[bronze sonnet]

cope

[desert quail]

I can punch rex instead of coping

and let it regen by taking my blood

if i get this achiv done

not even Bandit or Captain stood near to this minitree

[bronze sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-wacky-bite-got-me-gif-16950691

[desert quail]

thats acrid

[flat kernel]

Just use lunar coins to buy abandoned aqueduct at the lunar seer

[winged ferry]

Me when i i when i when me whem

[bronze sonnet]

great idea

[desert quail]

I am trying to, but there are beads all the time

[winged ferry]

when i me when me i

[desert quail]

I am always buying beads and im broke

[hidden saddle]

honestly quite incredible

[bronze sonnet]

why buy beads

[flat kernel]

Just grind loader drizzle runs

[winged ferry]

when i me whem he when my

[flat kernel]

Loader+command+sacrifice+swarms= ez lunar coins

[winged ferry]

when me my friends go to the he me i when

[desert quail]

"If I get a string long enough, I can use it as nunchacks against Mithrix."

[bronze sonnet]

glass

[desert quail]

I can legit jump on his back and do a goblin slayer reference

[bronze sonnet]

what

[flat kernel]

I have a crippling fear of blazing elites

[desert quail]

I mean, every stack expands the string of beads, no?

[bronze sonnet]

Skill issue

[quartz hatch]

Console issue

[flat kernel]

I use pc I just don’t like being on fire

[bronze sonnet]

No you just get lots of strings

[flat kernel]

AAAAAAA

[desert quail]

I'll toss them

[silent wadi]

Stadia gaming

[quartz hatch]

Stadia gaming

[desert quail]

overloading teleporting ifrit engi

[opaque cipher]

technically the next dev thought has a chance of being the last one before de dlc right?

[flat kernel]

I love that clip lol

[silent wadi]

Terror.

[flat kernel]

Peak male form

[flat kernel]

If we get really lucky and get a January release for dlc then yes. But I think they’ll wait a month or two longer before release

[desert quail]

its this

That's what happened yesterday

[flat kernel]

i just came

[desert quail]

I mean, if I'm ever playing engi

I'm not taking static turrets

[desert quail]

Static turrets may heal, but moving turrets may bring you home if you're drunk

[quartz hatch]

Peak gameplay

[desert quail]

serve you butter, clean your browser history

[silent wadi]

They're gonna do it on the anniversary

[desert quail]

can a static turret do that? no

[flat kernel]

Shouldve used strides of Heresy, complete skill issue the game is not at fault at all for it

[silent wadi]

I just know it

[flat kernel]

That would be cool if they did

But i want a January release just because I want to play it so badly

[desert quail]

Times picked

[silent wadi]

No, it wouldnt because they would just be stalling out a completed project

[flat kernel]

The longer they take the more polished it will be tho, so the wait is worth it

[silent wadi]

Or maybe they wont
Heres hoping I guess

[desert quail]

tf2:

[flat kernel]

It might not even be completed yet, they had to delay the release already

[desert quail]

It's a small company

[silent wadi]

Nah on PC it will be polished no matter what
Console it doesnt matter how long they take it will still be shit

[desert quail]

produced by EA, sponsored by Ubisoft

[silent wadi]

Ok?

[desert quail]

held together by Bohemia Interactive

[faint mortar]

bruh

[desert quail]

and Mythologic Interactive

[quartz hatch]

I really hope they release the dlc for console before they fix the bugs

[desert quail]

it'll be the best game

[flat kernel]

Poor console players waiting a century before getting void DLC 😔

[quartz hatch]

It would be fucking hilarious

[desert quail]

I mean, Console players shouldn't even "be here", because Risk of Rain was planned to be for PC-only

its like they offered a bite from a pack of chips and the chips got confiscated

[silent wadi]

Oh dont worry, they will

[desert quail]

this very second

[flat kernel]

Yeah, no offense to my console friends, but hopoo games was meant for PC

[quartz hatch]

It’s going to be so funny

[flat kernel]

Gearbox lmao

[glad finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559901453834256404/816898201843793920/3590abf2-8fc5-4428-a9a8-84f4f60d1e3a.gif

[low hemlock]

It's year 6167 and we finally have void dlc

[desert quail]

I'm not trying to offend anyone, but yeah, it's more of a problem for Gearbox

and my sense of delaying literally anything

[hazy talon]

hah, commando main

[silent wadi]

Absolutely a shitbox issue

[desert quail]

if they wanted to, they'd deliver the game to you personally, but they realized they dont want to

who the fuck are you, after all?

[quartz hatch]

I can’t wait for the bug list in the pins of #ror2-bug-reports-console to just exponentially expand

[desert quail]

It sounds like DayZ all over again

but on Console it's 2.0

[quartz hatch]

Bro it’s already 5 pages long

[flat kernel]

Gearbox and hopoo have just forgotten about console, nothing will ever be added to it again

[desert quail]

Bro, have you seen DAYZ bugs and implementations

[flat kernel]

[desert quail]

I'm not talking about Cyberpunk after years of hype

[low hemlock]

Ping me

[silent wadi]

"Hah, you are an absolute gigachad"

[desert quail]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-gif-19478462

[quartz hatch]

@low hemlock

[glad finch]

huntress mains

[desert quail]

here, you have something that you'll hate the most

[solid umbra]

🤨

[low hemlock]

Thank you kind sir 🫂

[solid umbra]

interesting ping

[desert quail]

I play her to hear the sound of the glaive.

[solid umbra]

thunkthunkthunkthunk thonk

[quartz hatch]

I wonder if they will ever change cumcrid

[desert quail]

Hearing ding-ding-ding just grow in speed is faster than anything else. And countless backup magazines simply outsmart Commando's phase round.

[flat kernel]

What

[quartz hatch]

Cumcrid

[flat kernel]

Elaborate?

[desert quail]

Do you know this little red ball from SCP that cannot stop once you drop it?

[quartz hatch]

Cum acrid

[desert quail]

That's glaive.

[flat kernel]

Enhance?

[quartz hatch]

The mastery skin for acrid

[desert quail]

Newt Acrid.

[silent wadi]

Cumcrid is pretty ok

[low hemlock]

[silent wadi]

Better than lodrs skin

[flat kernel]

I just wish his eyes were red

[winged ferry]

femboys with guns are cringe

[quartz hatch]

That one

[flat kernel]

But still looks cool

[winged ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-corn-eating-corn-on-the-cob-gif-21134627

[desert quail]

Arti and Lodr vanilla skins are milkmans

[flat kernel]

in general they are cringe

[desert quail]

you don't ssay Commando is 7.25$ per hour

[silent wadi]

Arti skin is really good

[desert quail]

literally is a faint orange reflection of Hornet

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-corn-eating-corn-on-the-cob-gif-21134627

[desert quail]

which is 25.5$ per hour for a second there

[desert quail]

o smol

[desert quail]

https://gfycat.com/AbandonedSpotlessInvisiblerail

wrong gif, but enjoy

[glad finch]

https://tenor.com/view/embedfail-epic-epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-risk-of-rain2-gif-21428045

[violet sorrel]

Me amor

[desert quail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/874447411144171610/908950582675513384/image0.gif

[silent wadi]

Gd1ers talking to another human

[desert quail]

Can I get a little bit of that white powder from another table

I need it for my math exam

[gritty schooner]

Redditors

[desert quail]

I think Redditors can tell you how to fake cocaine

in literal detail, out of a nsfw subject

[low hemlock]

Se

[restive echo]

cret

[onyx sigil]

do you fear death

[low hemlock]

Yes

[restive echo]

@onyx sigil

[onyx sigil]

🫂

[low hemlock]

Hi ccrab and kebble

Kettle

[onyx sigil]

hello pen

[desert quail]

can i join your hugs

[restive echo]

@desert quail

[onyx sigil]

🫂

[desert quail]

🫂

[low hemlock]

Can i have a hug?

[desert quail]

🫂

[restive echo]

@low hemlock
@violet sorrel
@glad finch

[pallid geode]

What's up gd1 users

[onyx sigil]

🫂

[desert quail]

This is a hug party now

[onyx sigil]

ah shit time for gym

see y’all later

[pallid geode]

Dear God...

[desert quail]

Work out for them hugs bro

[low hemlock]

I'm sick

[glad finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/788891223233921047/912401546480869436/4484893A-6A1E-49A5-A6F2-ECEA3AED67AC.gif hopoo on his way to give me happiest mask when i'm trying to do eclipse 8

[desert quail]

Of? Or, with?

[pallid geode]

What illness you got?

[silent wadi]

Will console ror2 ever be good?

[low hemlock]

Sickness disease

[low hemlock]

Dont know

[desert quail]

Does it spread by crying

[gritty schooner]

[pallid geode]

Do you have anybody who might know

[low hemlock]

No

[desert quail]

I can explain one of such cases but I think I'll be muted the second I get to it

or whacked with a plank

[pallid geode]

Damn, I guess just try to get bed rest and filling food

[quartz hatch]

Console macrid eclipse 8

You will hate yourself

[pallid geode]

Raise your hand if you play on Stadia

[desert quail]

Watch some Ghibli movies and get lots of cat snuggles.

Fun tip: If you say "Ks-ks-ks"(Kitty-kitty on Russian) your cat will come nonetheless.

[pallid geode]

[low hemlock]

I have 4 dogs no cat

[desert quail]

Dawg snuggles.

[quartz hatch]

Remove 4 dogs add 4 cats

[pallid geode]

Add the happiest troll as a real item please

[desert quail]

Where is my FUCKING lemdog.

[low hemlock]

Do not fuck the lemdog

[desert quail]

I wasn't going to, I am merely annoyed that we didn't get Lemdog to be added in the game.

[wraith estuary]

Let's gooo

[desert quail]

Severely disappointed.

DEEPLY WOUNDED AND IN NEED OF A LEMDOG BAG.

[pallid geode]

Huntress proceeds to fucking die

[low hemlock]

Princess mononoki

[desert quail]

Commando is getting bullied by hopoo

[pallid geode]

Why

[desert quail]

I'm serious, in the title screen

extraction scene and evacuation

[silent wadi]

I dont need that to hate myself I have gd1

[pallid geode]

[pallid geode]

[desert quail]

okay time to play fo4 i need to pull off from gd1

does anyone know how to open this basement?

I mean, it has an elevator that is not working

[pallid geode]

If you could have any ror2 item irl what would it be and why

[silent wadi]

Clip through the door

[pallid geode]

Slow cum joe

[silent wadi]

Stompies

[desert quail]

Elevator is not working there

[desert quail]

Gwirls from ror1

[quartz hatch]

Click E

[desert quail]

ELEVATOR IS NOT WORKING THERE ITS NOT IN WORKING ORDER

I MISSTYPED xD

[quartz hatch]

Click E

[pallid geode]

Rush E

[silent wadi]

rush deez

[low hemlock]

Rush me 😳

[winged ferry]

[ionic karma]

Gup when Gup gets in the game:

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[quartz hatch]

Elden ring

[solid siren]

honestly quite incredible

[gusty oar]

that's aaaa uhhh quest related elevator

[wraith estuary]

Does anyone even like Mired Urn?

[solid siren]

good healing

[low hemlock]

I liked it back when it always had friendly fire

[gusty oar]

yeah it's fun

[gusty oar]

sameeee i remember when i stacked glass and just killed all my friends

[gritty schooner]

Discord mod moment

[dire arrow]

urn is fine
i like it for the healing and debuff

[low hemlock]

😳

[winged ferry]

Dio's because dying sounds kinda lame

[low hemlock]

Hi aero

[dire arrow]

its a good item
its just outclassed easily by most other boss items

[gusty oar]

hi aero

[winged ferry]

Hello gd1

[low hemlock]

Brilliant behemoth

[low hemlock]

Hi :)

[glad finch]

clover

[dire arrow]

57-leaf clover

[gritty schooner]

Yea, I'll take the knurl over it though

[glad finch]

its the smartest decision

[glad finch]

brain rot

urn is a one of the higher end yellows, its no charged perf but it shouldn't be compared to the scrap that is knurl

[dire arrow]

knurl is ok too
id take a knurl over a planula in many cases

[silent wadi]

Yeah its pretty solid healing for close range characters

• a debuff for death mark

[patent cargo]

Mired urn and hellfire is such a fun combo

[gritty schooner]

Knurl is fun

[silent wadi]

Knurl is middling

[glad finch]

planula at least has some niche synergies. Knurl is literally outdone by 2 steaks and the regen does nothing later on

[patent cargo]

Plus it's a great melee item to have

[silent wadi]

Regen is nice for the first stage or void cells

Extra HP is really low

[glad finch]

a rocky bison steak what fun

[dire arrow]

knurl is just the definition of mediocre

but its consistently helpful so i cant complain

[glad finch]

it should at least scale to be worth something

[silent wadi]

But after that its useless

[patent cargo]

Knurl has the coverage its meant to do for a 6mm

[gritty schooner]

You act like I don't take as many steak as I can get

[silent wadi]

The regen should scale
That would be good

+1 hp/s per stage

[clever sleet]

pizzad got a

[remote quartz]

no

[silent wadi]

That would make it a good item

[glad finch]

nice troll alt you got there

[dire arrow]

i swear the regen knurl gave did actually scale

[silent wadi]

I dont remember reading that anywhere

[patent cargo]

It's decent regen, imo.

[dire arrow]

but always having extra regen is nice regardless

[silent wadi]

For like, stage 1 and void cells

[patent cargo]

Not the best, but it holds if you can't find slugs or other stuff

[gritty schooner]

Not trolling, I unironically take steak

[quartz hatch]

I hate you all, so witness the Peepza

[earnest prairie]

that looks okay

[glad finch]

dude, stop you're gonna give me brain damage

[silent wadi]

As a boss item it sucks ass

[dire arrow]

i find it heals better than a leeching seed on commando

[earnest prairie]

low bar

[gritty schooner]

Mmmmmm health

[silent wadi]

Leeching seed on commando aint half bad if you pick up 2 or 3

[glad finch]

you take bison steak
i stack shaped glass

we are not the same

[dire arrow]

commando gets like +6 heal/sec with seed

[pallid geode]

Is leeching seed worth stacking

[patent cargo]

Yeah but this is the Era that healing never matters to a lot of people. Just take your perfs and daggers and crowbars and one shot all

[glad finch]

potentially but not consistently

[low hemlock]

Hi pizzad

[dire arrow]

its not worth it but its not gonna be detrimental either

[silent wadi]

Daggers kinda garbage

[dire arrow]

stacking healing in general is not worth it tbh

[gritty schooner]

You see I like living, you like getting one tapped by the mythrix undertale attack

We are not the sane

[glad finch]

holy shit why is gd1 so brain rot today

[echo bluff]

hitting that with a troll

[glad finch]

legendary tactic called: walking

[patent cargo]

I say daggers as both tritip and legend in this case

[earnest prairie]

yeah man those 3x bison steaks really are going to block spinny

[vocal spade]

did i mention our lord and saviour woolie?

[gritty schooner]

I always get sad when I get daggers lowkey

[glad finch]

yeah they're trolling leave it be

[gritty schooner]

26 will

[earnest prairie]

woolie pog emote

[dire arrow]

3 steaks with bucklers and shield gens amounts to much more effective hp than most realize

[echo bluff]

maybe one hit from it

[gritty schooner]

You wish

[hidden saddle]

spiciest gd1 on gd1

[vocal spade]

steaks with transcendence tho

[glad finch]

see instead of stacking steaks just play MUL-T/lodr

[dire arrow]

how many beetles are we talking?

[vocal spade]

dozens

[gritty schooner]

That's a good idea actually, I don't like Lodr but mul-t is kinda cool

[dire arrow]

yes

[glad finch]

@dire arrow tell me how default mando roll is better than alt i'll wait

[wraith estuary]

I’d have to say Whip is my favorite item on Huntress ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[glad finch]

finally some sense

[vocal spade]

Imagine being commando with utility skill basically as 2 wax quails

[low hemlock]

Hello demo

[vocal spade]

hello pen

[echo bluff]

do you fold pens

[low hemlock]

How are you

[low hemlock]

Yes

[vocal spade]

Good, are you?

[low hemlock]

I'm sick

[echo bluff]

corpsebloom my beloved

[low hemlock]

Today is bad

[dire arrow]

its not since it was nerfed
tho it still retains the aerial mobility and ease of use that slide lacks
as well as resetting horizontal momentum and letting you effectively climb anything so i personally still prefer it over slide

[glad finch]

"aerial mobility that slide lacks"

r u on ket its literally a extra jump

[low hemlock]

Tutle

[echo bluff]

the jump is so shit though lmao

[glad finch]

still saves you from falling

[dire arrow]

not truly since it cant reset horizontal mobility

[echo bluff]

Penfoldr

[echo bluff]

i guess?

[dire arrow]

if you get flung you cant stop yourself with slide

[quartz hatch]

Why is ion surge so good

[dire arrow]

additionally roll goes much further in the air

[long ravine]

It’s OP the enemies cannot kill you@

[glad finch]

on todays episode of gd1: The Attack of the Trolling Alts

[quartz hatch]

It does pretty good dmg too

[dire arrow]

regardless
slide is better

[quartz hatch]

This isn’t even my alt

[glad finch]

tell that to wisps

[long ravine]

It’s also a very strong band proc for when your m2 is in cooldown

[quartz hatch]

Tru!!!

[echo bluff]

accurate do you like phase round

[dire arrow]

i love phase round

[echo bluff]

lets fucking goooo

[dire arrow]

i wish it was easier to use but it is not a weak skill

[echo bluff]

only bad commando default is suppressive tbh tbh

[autumn acorn]

i like roll more than slide when i play hifu's sophisticated survivors mod

[dire arrow]

yeah soup fire is just a slightly faster m1 that stuns

[low hemlock]

🫂

[autumn acorn]

its actually really fun n feels better

despite being in a mod supposed to be intentionally bad

[echo bluff]

🛌

sleeping accommodation

[glad finch]

ok but like you CANNOT tell me arrow rain is better than ballista you just CANNOT

[dire arrow]

tho soup fire does have better ranged accuracy than normal m1

[echo bluff]

it is way better
(don't fact check)

[quartz hatch]

It is

[brittle aspen]

Acrid

[echo bluff]

TURTLE

[autumn acorn]

dont even bother

he will die on the boat of how 0.2 proc coefficient is worth having like 0.10 more proc rate

[quartz hatch]

Macrid is stinky

[dire arrow]

arrow rain can do over 6000% easily without items

[brittle aspen]

you stinky

[autumn acorn]

thats good because it wont go much beyond that with items

[quartz hatch]

Real talk, macrid is poggers if you are on pc

[echo bluff]

what ion surge does to a mf

[wraith estuary]

Arrow Rain > Ballista for late game.

[glad finch]

@dire arrow's sources

[brittle aspen]

Acrid is the reason I play ROR2

[wraith estuary]

Don’t @ me

[autumn acorn]

No, arrow rain scales like pure dogshit

literally

0.2 proc coefficient

[glad finch]

ballista ATG hits like a railgun

[wraith estuary]

I said don’t @ me triggering intensifies

[dire arrow]

only if you are bad at aiming it
the 0.2 coef is there to reduce its potential to be on par with ballista

[echo bluff]

just pick up ruin.. it's a 1/5 chance to proc that's op!!!

[quartz hatch]

I hit your mother like a rail gun

[autumn acorn]

It really reduces its potential to be on par with ballista because it has no potential to be on par

arrow rain objectively scales like shit

It literally gets 20% of the benefit from procs

[earnest prairie]

it's the usual today in gd1 i see i see

[brittle aspen]

true

[echo bluff]

gz my beloved

[dire arrow]

it scales naturally with enemies bc aoe and does a LOT of damage at base

[autumn acorn]

also no band synergy

[glad finch]

ok now lets hear your impeccable argument for why pressure mines is even remotely good

[earnest prairie]

🥺

[dire arrow]

pressure mines are just bad

[echo bluff]

they're good
(don't fact check)

[dire arrow]

im not even gonna defend those ones

[glad finch]

📸

[quartz hatch]

They should replace the individual arrows in arrow rain with diablos strikes

[autumn acorn]

It deals 2095% damage to a single target

single target > aoe

not that arrow rain has good aoe either because threatning fast enemies can just walk out of it

[glad finch]

finally, huntress buff

[gritty schooner]

Just because I like steaks doesn't mean Im insane

[autumn acorn]

also with any decent ammount of proc items ballista > rain

even at aoe bcause external targets

[glad finch]

no it doesn't. it means you're criminally insane

[brittle aspen]

Any acrid blight mains?

[glad finch]

no

[brittle aspen]

good

acrids only flaw

[autumn acorn]

most people

in gd1

[remote quartz]

most non-shitters

[autumn acorn]

true if rude

[brittle aspen]

The only time I play with blight is when I'm 4 stacking blight with friends

[earnest prairie]

melee acrid

[autumn acorn]

4 stacking blight makes no difference it doesnt refresh

[quartz hatch]

Blight macrid is pog

[echo bluff]

not a main but dude blight macrid is superior to every other play style

[autumn acorn]

blight hard outpdses poison with 2 stacks

[brittle aspen]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[autumn acorn]

If youre using poison with melee acrid then frankly wtf are you doing lamoa

[earnest prairie]

(blight)

[dire arrow]

only that last point has any value bc this implies you are using it poorly by not targeting large groups for 2000% each
the last point is also reduced by using your good mobility to kite enemies into the aoe and sticking around there to keep them from walking out

[glad finch]

if they make pressure mines good in the next update i will literally never play battle engie again

[gritty schooner]

Crying

[autumn acorn]

Im not using it poorly

large groups dont matter if it tickles them and its bad against the actual important target, ballista would be way better with bands and other procs

additionally ballista is actually better at aoe because if you proc a kjaros or an uke or a hooks or whatever then gg

arrow rain sucks with these

[brittle aspen]

untrue it scales based off damage while poison is max health based, sure poison does no damage to lemurians and Wisps. It demolishes bosses and healthy enemies letting you focus on other things rather than stacking blight

[echo bluff]

it still tickles bosses

[autumn acorn]

blight is better against bosses with two stacks just about all the time except mithrix and awu, this has been checked

[echo bluff]

compared to actively stacking blight

[autumn acorn]

poison is bad for most bosses

[dire arrow]

arrow rain with hooks keeps them inside that much better and while it procs less often per hit you get 19 chances... PER ENEMY

[echo bluff]

(an actually fun play style)

[remote quartz]

no lol what

[glad finch]

ok real talk are you defending defaults as a gimmick to have a personality of do you genuinely believe that they're always better @dire arrow

[autumn acorn]

you get 19 chances that have 1/5 the chance

[autumn acorn]

yes go check it out lol

[dire arrow]

its half true and half a gimmick

[autumn acorn]

it is widely considered 2 blight > 1 poison pretty much

[glad finch]

ok at least you're somewhat sane

[autumn acorn]

hes just contrarian and also kinda dumb

[echo bluff]

accurately is cool because they have a corpsebloom pfp

[hidden saddle]

enginer default loadout is best

[autumn acorn]

listen squeesh there is no reason to think too much about what defaultmando says because a while ago he was defending arrow rain wad able to proc bands

[echo bluff]

and corpsebloom is my favorite item

[quartz hatch]

Hot take everyone in this chat is cute

[dire arrow]

yeah and last i checked 19 1/5 chances ticks up to proccing more frequently overall than 3 normal chance hits

[glad finch]

demongirl in ror2 real

[dire arrow]

also again
you get to deal it to more than one enemy which can easily spread to that many more

[placid flower]

The only way to play acrid is to play command and choose nothing but backup mags and go pure projectile

[quartz hatch]

Fuck racrid

[placid flower]

Mad cuz bad

[remote quartz]

ok i checked it out

[hidden saddle]

aacrid (acrid with acrid abilties)

[dire arrow]

whether by on kill items or on hit items more hits means more damage generally

[remote quartz]

its from the same table im not an idiot I had to crop cause it wouldnt fit

[autumn acorn]

19 x 0.2 = 3.8

3.8 ÷ cooldown = 0.316

3 ÷ cooldown = 0.25

Arrow rain on average procs 0.05 more times a second than Ballista per target. Each proc also deals 1/9 the damage

[dire arrow]

bruh

[autumn acorn]

are you sure this is outdated or still correct

charlie was saying otherwise

also this doesnt include damage items which blight has going for

[placid flower]

Yo can we all agree on FUCK the wandering vagrant? All my homies hate wandering vagrant

[glad finch]

oh no facts and logic whatever will you do

[glad finch]

its so easy what

[dire arrow]

you call me dumb?
.25 is at least 15% lower than .316

[placid flower]

Specifically when playing a melee class, prolly should have specified

[dire arrow]

not .05

[gritty schooner]

It's really easy, unless you play acrid

[flat kernel]

You can hide behind teleporter prongs

[glad finch]

ok but loader

[solid siren]

what

[gusty oar]

not hot

[solid siren]

racrid and macrid destroy vagrants

[autumn acorn]

You have 15% more procs with 11% of the proc power

[flat kernel]

Acrid is one of the easiest characters for bosses what

[autumn acorn]

115% procs

11% proc damage

[dire arrow]

yeah but potentially several times more base damage and procs as well

[quartz hatch]

Cute > hot

[echo bluff]

insane

[glad finch]

*potentially

thats the problem

[autumn acorn]

several times more damage against multiple targets but only in early game where your procs arent dogshit

and in early game ballista is better because there is less need for aoe and huntress has bad damage against bosses

[placid flower]

I just really hate vagrant. Early game is a pain in the pp to fight, especially for melee. I may just be mad cuz bad but still. Hate that stupid jelly

[vocal spade]

hear me out

[remote quartz]

huntress

[autumn acorn]

there are very little targers in early game

[solid siren]

nade user 🤝

[autumn acorn]

there is very little item synergy in late game

arrow rain is undefendable trash, case closed

[remote quartz]

average nade user with 5+ braincells

[glad finch]

huntress can also out DPS loader potentially and commando can one hit kill mithrix potentially

[glad finch]

average soup fire user with late game scaling

[autumn acorn]

also literally fuck the proc rate @dire arrow

the proc rate doesnt matter for total damage items at ALL in terms of average dps

and even then youre still trading it for 0.05 more proc rate which is literally nothing

[solid siren]

huntress outdpses mul-t when mul-t has no items

[echo bluff]

commando always one hit kills mithrix wdym

[solid siren]

[brittle aspen]

Acrid blight

[solid siren]

based

[autumn acorn]

based

[placid flower]

Real question, Artificer, would you or would you?

[glad finch]

yeah and uhhhh acrid can also somehow summon providence

[echo bluff]

i wouldn't

[remote quartz]

yes

[solid siren]

arti best girl and very good survivor

[dire arrow]

i think you forget the per enemy part
when you hit 3 at once you no longer have only 3.8 proc rate
you get 11.4 just for 3 enemies

[remote quartz]

hifu only speaking in factuals

[autumn acorn]

Arrow rain has 34% proc dps per target

Arrow rain needs to hit 6.6 targets to rqual the same proc dps

[dire arrow]

and you can easily get more

[placid flower]

Do you not like thighs?

[gusty oar]

I know

[dire arrow]

and huntress doesnt really struggle with bosses

[glad finch]

ayo 🤨

[remote quartz]

only 157 😢

[autumn acorn]

No you dont get 11.4 you get 1.58

Exclusively when you hit 5 enemies

and then most of the time they will be weak lesser enemies like lemurians and beetles

And then all your advantage is thrown away by ballista having one band

[placid flower]

Okay this actually disgusts me.

That is WAY lower than it should be

[dire arrow]

you get 19 hits per enemy

[glad finch]

what

[gritty schooner]

Brb

[autumn acorn]

yes

I factored in the cooldown

[quartz hatch]

Why is there a difference

[glad finch]

thought that would be way higher

[autumn acorn]

If you dont factor in the cooldown then ballista has 3 proc rate

[remote quartz]

huntress is more normie + she was in ror1

[placid flower]

Okay but what about acrid

[dire arrow]

the cooldowns are the same so its irrelevant

[glad finch]

ok so i'm looking through it and i see one with arti x tasque manager i'm so done

[quartz hatch]

Why does yours have 204

[glad finch]

OHNO

[placid flower]

Tbh I expected more

[autumn acorn]

so yes then you are trading all that damage for an insignificant difference in proc rate

Proc rate damage wise only matters for bleed but arrow rain sucks at bleed because bleed has 1/5 the duration so its hardly stackable and it deals 1/5 the damage

[glad finch]

its r34 not e621 calm down

[quartz hatch]

Go check e621 then

[remote quartz]

whats e621??

[quartz hatch]

Look it up

[dire arrow]

yeah
bleed is like that
but its the only one that is

[placid flower]

Bruh I didn't say I wanted it. Poison dog is for petting, not fucking

[remote quartz]

no

[autumn acorn]

Your sticky bombs and atgs are garbage because you have 1/5 the proc dps

[glad finch]

worse yet

[autumn acorn]

your ukelele and sentient meat hook on average deal less dmg

[remote quartz]

,

[placid flower]

Yeah, normal for not wanting to stick my pp in acrid

[quartz hatch]

What about danbooru I doubt there is any on there

[glad finch]

anyways imma stop before mods snipe me

[dire arrow]

yeah
but arrow rain still does miles more damage at base and ukuleles and atgs give that much more bonus to its proc rate

[autumn acorn]

It does 2095% damage per target thats not miles more dmg

atgs dont care about proc rate for the average

[placid flower]

They'll get Huntress to do it

[autumn acorn]

atgs are based on proc dps and arrow rain has 34% proc dps

ballista has 225%

[dire arrow]

atgs proc by themselves

[autumn acorn]

yes but arrow rain is worse with atg

[remote quartz]

take ruin

[autumn acorn]

please show me a convincing number of clips of you hitting 7 elder lemurians, bosses etc all at once

even moreso if it isnt something glaive would handle better

[remote quartz]

he loops this wouldnt be a difficult task at all

[spark terrace]

y’all i leave for a second and y’all are looking up huntress r34

[placid flower]

Man, why y'all discussing games in gd1? You all a bunch of nerds? Huh? You wanna talk math in a game that has hidden percentages? Nerds.

[spark terrace]

nice

[remote quartz]

nah just 1 person

[glad finch]

10 clips and the dps must be rounded to a certain number to be counted as "consistent"

[autumn acorn]

If you need to wait until you start looping for arrow rain to not kind of suck then yes its bad

And if enemies are so clustered up together then its even harder to justify arrow rain over ballista with kjaros and the aoe procs

Or better yet

just use glaive lol

if you can post a single clip of arrow rain being good not in stage 1 and before stage 10 ill already be surprised

[wraith estuary]

Wax shenanigans

[placid flower]

Is ballista what you get for beating stage 3 without taking damage? Cuz I have yet to do that

[dire arrow]

i have this here
bc it apparently is so hard to hit 5 things at once

[remote quartz]

yes

[pearl spire]

where did my risk of rain window go??

[autumn acorn]

yes

everyone but radical agrees arrow rain is irredeemable trash

[spark terrace]

i stole it

[solid siren]

my beloved

[autumn acorn]

You have one example

because of course finding two mountain shrines in stage 2 is very common

Also you have a kjaro and a runalds which means arrow rain was worse

[placid flower]

I can't do it for the same reason I can't do ethereal, I'm not good enough to beat a level without getting hit

[remote quartz]

imagine not having 3

[spark terrace]

gotta admit headstompers aren’t the best, but they’re pretty fun.

[dire arrow]

actually i already did the math and even with the bands arrow rain is outdpsing rn

[low hemlock]

Can someone post a very cool frog.obj

[earnest prairie]

headstompers are
close to best

[spark terrace]

ehhhhhhhh

[remote quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/559901453834256404/885684682665119794/Risk_of_Rain_2_2021.09.10_-_01.32.34.39.DVR_Trim.mp4
shut up bozo

[true pond]

❤️ ❤️

[spark terrace]

idk about thaaaaat

[remote quartz]

someone should compile a bunch of godly headstomper clips

[low hemlock]

[spark terrace]

yeah if you build completely around headstompers it’s godly

[glad finch]

if obs didn't annihiallate my frames then i would

[remote quartz]

no

[spark terrace]

but anywhere else

[earnest prairie]

"build completely around"
so
a wax quail

[spark terrace]

it’s alright

[glad finch]

1 wax quail

game over

[spark terrace]

and bands and proc items

[echo bluff]

headstompers is decent if you don't have a band

[solid siren]

me when

[glad finch]

no just the quail

[echo bluff]

if you have one band it instantly becomes a free diablo strike

[earnest prairie]

yeah because those are specifically for headstompers and not like
playing the game in general

[true pond]

I could I stream quite frequently to nobody of course

[remote quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/559901453834256404/894336840289624094/Risk_of_Rain_2_2021.10.03_-_22.32.29.40.DVR_Trim.mp4
me when

[spark terrace]

ok it’s not as good as like a clover or something

[glad finch]

it already IS

[earnest prairie]

motion blur

[glad finch]

incorrect

if you're looping it is the BEST

[echo bluff]

oh true

[solid siren]

stompers has insane burst and bands/crowbars synergy

[echo bluff]

stompers > clover

[true pond]

Is sad trying to stream but nobody watches

[glad finch]

if looping yes
if mithrix no

[solid siren]

if mithrix yes

[echo bluff]

40k damage on a 10 second cooldown with a single band

[forest widget]

other way around lol

[remote quartz]

if both yes

[glad finch]

no i prefer clover for eclipse thank you

[echo bluff]

which is guaranteed on aqueduct or otherwise a high priority item for most characters

[spark terrace]

gd1’s opinions are wack

[solid siren]

ok thats eclipse

[forest widget]

i don't see why eclipse would be an exception

[solid siren]

no theyre good
its just ror2bers having bad opinions

[echo bluff]

bro i don't understand how there's even an argument for stompers not being insane

[remote quartz]

headstomper + quail is also insane dodge potential without trimp and no fall damage

[analog narwhal]

Eclipse is a better argument for stompers isn’t it

[true pond]

They stip fall damage is really good

[remote quartz]

so I dont understand how its worse for eclipse tbh

[analog narwhal]

Damage not as reliant on procs+fall damage immunity

[solid siren]

the crowdfunder headstompers F tier combo in every tierlist

[dire arrow]

stompers are hell garbage stompers

they make the enemies garbage and you can stomp them

[glad finch]

cough cough rndthursday

[forest widget]

well yea.. fall damage modifier. makes stompers better if anything.

[analog narwhal]

That’s goated for eclipse

[glad finch]

i love his content but his opinions are WACK

[autumn acorn]

you are pure garbage at maths so let me do it

Ballista would deal 2700 + 2700 + 2250 per use (7650)

assuming kjaro hits two targets because it cleary can in that image then you get 10350 damage instead, possibly more

I see 5 vagrants in that picture and 2090 x 5 would deal exactly 10350

howhever you can cleary see they are not all perfectly in arrow rain's range and they would be very hard to hit

picking arrow rain would make no sense. Under like ideal scenarios it wont hit and perfect aim, it would be on par with using ballista. except ballista removes targets one at a time over its duration while arrow rain has to wait for them to all die simultaneously

[remote quartz]

https://gfycat.com/babyishbiodegradablegermanshorthairedpointer

[echo bluff]

me when crowdfunder dps not factoring in bands while also not using money or an equip slot

[autumn acorn]

Your scenario is also incredibly lucky

[echo bluff]

bad item tho tbh