gd1-nullified

[ripe dragon]

grinding is fun when you're doing it with friends or working towards a goal

[dire arrow]

502 ninja with a 402 alch is actually broken

[true falcon]

I would get BTD 6 but cost money

[trim nebula]

Ninja is so fuckin funny lol

[ripe dragon]

if its meaningless grind (cough power level in destiny) then its boring

kthxbye

[low hemlock]

I just haven't ever liked grinding in games. It's the reason I started to really dislike destiny 2

[winged ferry]

so basically numbers go up numbers go up numbers go up numbers go up numbers go up numbers go up numbers go up numbers go up numbers go up numbers go up numbers go up numbers go up numbers go up numbers go up numbers go up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/831908088281825410.gif?size=96

[trim nebula]

The only semi grind game I like is uhhh persona

And the old cods

[ripe dragon]

so basically, elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring

[dire arrow]

502 ninja is really funny to me bc it either kind of struggles with ceramics or it has alch buffs and melts everything

[winged ferry]

not all of grinding games the same, some of them bad, i heard destiny is not very good

[trim nebula]

Alch buff on most tier 5s is deadly

[low hemlock]

My favorite grind in any game has got to be the grind for the proofs of concord kept from silver knights :madness:

[mellow vine]

What is btd?

[violet sorrel]

Alch buff is so good on ninja

[silk ember]

what's some advice for Ethereal for mercenary (prismatic trial without falling below 100% health)

[trim nebula]

My favourite grind is getting arena 15

[trim nebula]

Bloons tower defense

One of the best mobile games

Or yknow

[low hemlock]

I'm not insane
I'm not insane
I'm not insane
I'm not insane

[trim nebula]

Clash Royale is but

[violet sorrel]

Another superior mobile user

[ripe dragon]

elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring

[winged ferry]

what's some advice for elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring elden ring

[ripe dragon]

elden ring.

[low hemlock]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[trim nebula]

Got to challenger 2 today

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-from-software-alexander-iron-fist-alexander-the-iron-fist-gif-23714130

[trim nebula]

Is that literally just the game

[dire arrow]

wait for a glass trial or get REALLY good at playing mercenary

[low hemlock]

Yes. Its from the gameplay preview

[silk ember]

whats a glass trial?

[trim nebula]

Beating a defenceless enemy

[ripe dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/pot-elden-ring-elden-dark-souls-lol-gif-22064750

[silk ember]

i literally started playing 4 days ago

[low hemlock]

Ally*

[trim nebula]

Sounds rad 👍

[low hemlock]

He's stuck you see

[dire arrow]

a prismatic trial that has the glass artifact enabled
the one that cuts your hp to 10% but gives you 5x damage

[low hemlock]

Did you watch the preview I sent you in dms?

[rose coral]

just finished my first heretic run ever and I’ve never shredded everything so fast before lol

[trim nebula]

No sorry

[low hemlock]

Fuck

[trim nebula]

I didn’t have enough time

[silk ember]

what if I just enable the glass artifact

[low hemlock]

Shit

[trim nebula]

I was uhhhh doing something

[low hemlock]

Damn it

[dire arrow]

you cant choose artifacts in trials

[silk ember]

ah

[silent wadi]

Dont get hit I guess

[low hemlock]

Uhhh
Heck

[winged ferry]

i really liked ds3 and the only ds i played, also sekiro, so super hyped for elden ring

[low hemlock]

Frick

[silk ember]

so i have to have no artifacts enabled to do a trial?

[trim nebula]

I can’t play dark souls style games

Sekiro nioh dark souls

[silent wadi]

Trials have a randomized set of artifacts

[trim nebula]

I just can’t

[silent wadi]

Ask cabbage about it if you want information

[low hemlock]

New fren :)

[silk ember]

well how do I start one in the first place? i havent seen it

[silent wadi]

He gets evis on every single seed, no matter the difficulty

[dire arrow]

check alternate game modes

[grim nest]

time to beat game on monsoon again because of the dumb beads of fealty rules 😎

[silent wadi]

Alternate game modes

[silent wadi]

It didnt count?

[silk ember]

ive beat ds2 ds3 and half way through ds remastered

[trim nebula]

What rules

[silk ember]

monster hunter fun too

[grim nest]

it doesn't count if you die to

[trim nebula]

I always go for beads

[silent wadi]

Yeah true

[violet sorrel]

i really hated ds3 and the only ds i played was trash, also sekiro, so dont care at all about elden ring

[low hemlock]

Moster hunter is goo

[silent wadi]

Oh well yeah
But just dont die

[winged ferry]

can't play older games cuz they look and feel too old, ds3 was ok

[trim nebula]

Ouch, obliterate without them then

[grim nest]

even though you obviously obliterated on monsoon so you should get the skin, but nah

[silk ember]

ds2 fun

[trim nebula]

I have never died on beads scavenger

[silk ember]

people hate it, I love it

[grim nest]

dumb rule tbh

[trim nebula]

Cause I can already one shot by that point

[grim nest]

its kipkip and the beetles one-shot you

[low hemlock]

Ds2 is my favorite souls game

[winged ferry]

i can't get into nier automata, it's just boring, tried multiple times Sadge

[trim nebula]

Then I must be very lucky 😎

I’ve never died to the guy

[dire arrow]

also kipkip can tank 10000 stacks of bleed with 2x damage

[mellow vine]

Yet you play genshin

[silk ember]

same

[trim nebula]

Fuck mode are you playing on

[low hemlock]

I love how alive the world of ds2 feels compared to 3 and 1

[silent wadi]

I died once to my own friend
We were playing on chaos
And as the twisted scavenger exhaled its last breath and dropped its loot bag he BETRAYED ME and took all the coins for himself. . .

[dire arrow]

normal vanilla monsoon he just doesnt fucking die

[silent wadi]

He killed me in a single loader punch

[low hemlock]

Also the npc questlines are some of the best from any souls games

[trim nebula]

They just need to at the bl3 thing where you each get different loot and can’t steal

Cooperate I believe

[silent wadi]

No this was way too goddamn funny dude

Cooperation fucking sucks

[trim nebula]

How

You just have shit luck

[silent wadi]

You get more loot without coop

[trim nebula]

Your friend probably rubbed the sand hawk in your face

[silent wadi]

No when you fight each other for loot its funnier

[trim nebula]

And you’re mad

[silent wadi]

Coop is cringe pvp is based

[trim nebula]

Hahahaha no sand hawk

[silent wadi]

Why would you cooperate with friends when you can kill them for more items

[dire arrow]

kipkip is simply the worst twisted scav
everytime he shows up i pray i have enough attackspeed and backup mags to just shove him out of the map

[low hemlock]

Coop is based and pvp is based

[violet sorrel]

Coop is based pvp is cringe

[trim nebula]

Guess you gotta fight the shittiest boss over and over until you get sand hawk

[violet sorrel]

AAA pvp at least

[low hemlock]

True

[silent wadi]

Whats a sand hawk

[trim nebula]

Good luck hearing this mofo talk about his assassin training over and over and over and over

[ripe dragon]

anyone wanna see long poland?

[trim nebula]

Bl3 best sniper

[low hemlock]

Anyone wanna see

[trim nebula]

Or one of them

[dire arrow]

polong

[violet sorrel]

Idk I'm a 250 sniper fan

[trim nebula]

Idk any more game got modded to hell and back

[silent wadi]

Your honor
Pvp is both funnier and more trolling

[silver pier]

hello gd1
i have returned for my monthly appearance

[low hemlock]

Your honor
I enjoy both pvp and coop and think they are both fun

[trim nebula]

Till you’re getting trolled right

[silent wadi]

And you can universally agree to bully one person and ensure they get no items

[silent wadi]

Just troll them back
Or dont get hit

[trim nebula]

What if that person is you

[silent wadi]

It always is

[trim nebula]

Oh uh

You have fun with that too?

[dire arrow]

coop but its pvp is always fun

[trim nebula]

You enjoy being trolled?

[silent wadi]

Its the best part

[mortal needle]

I have achieved Captain and Rex in a single run

[silent wadi]

You could consider me a masochist

[low hemlock]

Masochism tbh

[mortal needle]

as Loader, so basically- no sweat

[trim nebula]

I’m not even considering it

[silent wadi]

Its even funner with refightilization

[trim nebula]

It’s practically in the open

[ripe dragon]

too late its now wide poland

[trim nebula]

Wait what game you talking about

[low hemlock]

Polwide

[trim nebula]

I feel like we’ve been talking about different ones

[silent wadi]

Ror2
Refightilization is a mod that respawns you as a monster when you die

[trim nebula]

Definitely then

We are not on the same wavelength amigo

[silent wadi]

What game are you talking about

[low hemlock]

You
You
We

Tbh

[trim nebula]

Borderlands 3 HAHAHAHAH

[silent wadi]

What the-
How did you get to Bl3 from me mentioning twisted scav

[low hemlock]

The j

[dire arrow]

pvp but its coop is just targeted bullying or its a tf2 trade server

[silent wadi]

When I replied to your message
About twisted scav

[low hemlock]

Tttffdggrrfggffdhhj

Ggfgggfrdss?

[silent wadi]

Or its btd6 when one person has covered the entire map in banana farms and wont let anyone else place towers without paying money for space

[trim nebula]

The whole cooperation thing

Unique loot

Borderlands

[silent wadi]

Ror2 has coop. . .

[trim nebula]

Boom

[trim nebula]

I know

I said bl3 multiple times

[dire arrow]

man this is gd1 i dont know what either of you expected

[silent wadi]

Why did you mention bl3
To my post that was replying to your post about ror2

[low hemlock]

He did indeed say bl3 multiple times

[low hemlock]

It's gd1

[trim nebula]

Cause you were talking about getting stuff stolen

[silent wadi]

Well
Yeah
Fuck
Got me there

[trim nebula]

So I said they should add cooperation mode like bl3

[patent cargo]

I'm sad it seems my trophy idea is balanced likes and dislikes

[low hemlock]

We discuss anything other than ror2

[silent wadi]

Ohhhh
Ok now I get what your message says

[patent cargo]

Today on ror2- [REDACTED]

[silent wadi]

Add*

[trim nebula]

Yeah also why do you like start a new line after one word

[worldly prism]

more and longer

[trim nebula]

Oh
Sorry

[low hemlock]

What the fucks a ror2?

Elden ring tbh

[violet sorrel]

The
Crowdfunder. 100% damage per shot is extremely low

[silent wadi]

Dramatic affect +
Based +
Redpilled +
Enter key addiction +
I did your mom +
You fell off

[dire arrow]

the extra lines tend to indicate a pause
but the thought wasnt yet complete either

[trim nebula]

I
Hate the god damn hun
Tress

[dire arrow]

at least thats how i use them

[silent wadi]

Yeah same usually

[signal ember]

hunterness

[low hemlock]

Really fell off (off a fucking cliff you're dead now lol)

[trim nebula]

I’m not dead

[trim nebula]

*effect

Boom liberal owned

[low hemlock]

😳

[grave hatch]

hey lads

[dire arrow]

huntress can easily break her legs whenever she wants by looking straight up and using her utility skill

[low hemlock]

Hi TDX

[grave hatch]

i am talking in chat while i am doing void fields 148 minutes in a run

[low hemlock]

unless she's using phase blink

Or whatever the alt is called

[dire arrow]

yeah but i dont like thinking about that skill

[violet sorrel]

We know

[trim nebula]

I don’t know

[dire arrow]

its in my name

[trim nebula]

Never read your name

[silent wadi]

Or by letting a lesser wisp look at her

[grave hatch]

oh did they re work the roles in here?

[silent wadi]

Yeah now we can be stadia gamers and advertise our superior gamer status

[trim nebula]

So like crunder right

Am i right

[silent wadi]

Yes

[dire arrow]

crunder is strong

[silent wadi]

You are in fact extremely correct

[trim nebula]

Crunder sounds like a cereal

[silent wadi]

But 100% damage is very low

[dire arrow]

i will almost never use it

[patent cargo]

I
Can't

Believe
Th. Is.

[winged ferry]

just had what might be the luckiest Merc run i will ever have, i got like 6 backup mags and 2 hardlight afterburners, i was untouchable

[trim nebula]

Are you blacking out in those pauses

[silent wadi]

Discrimination against the rich
Cancelled

[winged ferry]

....and then Moon man one shot me, sad

[true falcon]

Im back

[trim nebula]

Hi back

[patent cargo]

Blacking out? Please. I don't do jack special

[dire arrow]

i just dont like how i have to turn it off

[fading lantern]

i just kinda went through that experience as acrid

[grave hatch]

god void fields takes forever when your frames are dropping per second

[fading lantern]

i got 8 syringes and had very high as hell dps

[trim nebula]

I remember when captain was the only default role that could react 😎

[dire arrow]

and how it doesnt work with warhorns or fuel cells or catalysts

[fading lantern]

but a overloading brass contraption teleporter boss ended up killing me in 5 secondss

after i spent too much time on stage 4

[trim nebula]

Syringes aren’t as good as you think they are

[true falcon]

#stanbandit

[patent cargo]

Meanwhile I've seen gesture funder

[true falcon]

Is captain any good?

[grave hatch]

nooooooooooooooooo

[dire arrow]

ive survived gesture funder

[true falcon]

[grave hatch]

my game crashed

[patent cargo]

Captian is pretty dang good

[trim nebula]

I love captain

I fucking
Love
Captain

[true falcon]

[patent cargo]

Not as good as Acrid imo

[grave hatch]

life is pain

[patent cargo]

But he's good

[trim nebula]

Yeah cause he’s better

[honest garnet]

All characters are suck

[grave hatch]

dogo

[trim nebula]

They are suck what⁉️

[true falcon]

Guess what......

Bandit is better

[silent wadi]

Syringes are usually ok early game but fall off unless you are mult I think because of some weird flying thing

[honest garnet]

My balls

[trim nebula]

Ok does not mean good

[silent wadi]

Yeah bandit is very good probably better than captain

[grave hatch]

and if you have 70 of em

[silent wadi]

I never said they were good

[dire arrow]

captain is wierdly like easy mode to me

[trim nebula]

Idc

[true falcon]

I cant play melee

[honest garnet]

Captain SUCKS

[true falcon]

I die

[trim nebula]

Had to make my point across

[silent wadi]

Lodr

[dire arrow]

loader is fun mode

[trim nebula]

I fucking love captiam

Get the backup and easy

[silent wadi]

Skissue

[honest garnet]

Loader SUCKS

[true falcon]

The farthest i got with a melee character was acrid and i died on like the 4th or 5th stage

[grave hatch]

my run has died

[trim nebula]

Feels like that thing one of the presidents was trying to do in the 70s

[silent wadi]

Were you racric or macrid

[grave hatch]

the pain of a console gamer

[trim nebula]

Operation Star Wars

[dire arrow]

loader just swings around and brute forces every aspect of the game

[silent wadi]

Yeah

[trim nebula]

I think no joke look it up

[true falcon]

Huh?

[grave hatch]

loader mains be like hah swing ponch

[silent wadi]

Shitbox troll

[true falcon]

Sorry im new to game

[trim nebula]

I tend to not understand either

[true falcon]

Got it 4 days ago

[silent wadi]

Ranged acrid or melee acrid

[true falcon]

Ranged

[silent wadi]

He has two different sets of skills

[true falcon]

I beat solo as bandit

[trim nebula]

You can have an actual ranged acrid build????

[silent wadi]

Yeah thats why

[trim nebula]

Does he like shoot his teeth for primary

[silent wadi]

No racrid is illegal and not real

[grave hatch]

monsoon?

[naive lantern]

I guess

[silent wadi]

Solo is the easiest

[dire arrow]

once you add extra players the scaling goes UP

[trim nebula]

I love persona

[silent wadi]

Ok

[naive lantern]

although imo acrid's normal M1 is still more fun even if you're running spit

[grave hatch]

yeah playing with 4 people with swarms on is insane

[trim nebula]

Ok

[dire arrow]

swarms half hp does not do enough for the sheer amount of damage thats gonna be thrown at you on 4 player games

[grave hatch]

whould be cool if they added a modifier that lets you disable and enable items in the item pool

[silent wadi]

4 players + chaos + swarms + spite + soul + sacrifice + evolution + honor

[trim nebula]

Fun as hell tho

[grave hatch]

true

[grave hatch]

no pls

[trim nebula]

Swarm sacrifice is most fun combo

[patent cargo]

Add death

[trim nebula]

Get like 8 boss items

[silent wadi]

I find it easier than normal if im being honest

[true falcon]

No

[trim nebula]

Swarm is tough to begin with but once you each have like 10 items it’s a breeze

[silent wadi]

No because then one of my dumbass friends will kill himself on purpose if we get a better item than him

[true falcon]

I want to try

[trim nebula]

Till the one asshole kills your team some how

[grave hatch]

do that bandit skin is pretty neat

[silent wadi]

1 ukelele or gasoline

[grave hatch]

but no more hat

[trim nebula]

Or wisp in jar

[white kelp]

How will it work with raincoat tho?

[silent wadi]

Yes

[true falcon]

Which is easier obliterating or beating mithrix on monsoon?

[dire arrow]

huntress with swarms is actually a breeze

[trim nebula]

Saw a video dude had like 300 jars

[grave escarp]

i like gasoline more

[worldly prism]

huntress is cringe

[patent cargo]

Obliterate if you're slow

[trim nebula]

A nuclear explosion went off when he killed a lesser wisp

[silent wadi]

Skill

[grave escarp]

yes

[silent wadi]

Shes the worst character
Not bad just the least viable

[dire arrow]

shes not tho

[silent wadi]

Who is worse

[trim nebula]

Aka she sucks ass

[dire arrow]

personally i think commando is worse

[trim nebula]

I love command

O

[naive lantern]

idk if I agree with worse but yea commando is about the same level

[grave hatch]

pls let one of the new characters be chef

[silent wadi]

Like
Kinda?
Shes fine just all the others are better

[patent cargo]

Huntress is damn fun if you focus sniping

[naive lantern]

and yes I am including phase blast in that ignore my username

[patent cargo]

But

[true falcon]

Which is easier obliterating or beating mithrix on monsoon?

[patent cargo]

She is... bleh

[patent cargo]

I answered ya lol

[silent wadi]

Commando is fine
Good mobility ok damage decent aoe

[grave hatch]

if you slow go boom if you fast make big man go boom

[silent wadi]

Run dependant

[true falcon]

Bandit SHREDS through every boss except mithrix

[silent wadi]

No.

[true falcon]

So i could do obliterate

[dire arrow]

huntress is pretty great at dealing with groups of enemies
thats what you should focus on building when playing her so that bigger enemies are easier to deal with since they wont have 2 million lemurians backing them up

[true falcon]

I got the desperado ability which the more kills you get with it the stronger it is per run

[silent wadi]

By the point where you can buod her like that on your average runs ads are no longer a problem in any way

[silent wadi]

Yes I know about desperado

[naive lantern]

other two ye but his aoe is pretty lackluster. grenade being sweetspot and only 11m limits what you can use it on barring a doctorate in game physics

[true falcon]

It shreds through bosses especially if you use it a lot like me

[silent wadi]

Grenade is fine and phase blast has ok aoe

[silent wadi]

Difficulty?

[dire arrow]

phase blast has 0 aoe what?

[naive lantern]

phase round helps but you're giving up a fair chunk of his damage output for a situational ability
also phase blast is not aoe what are you on

[true falcon]

D-d-drizzle

[silent wadi]

Except for like the whole cone of piercing damage but yeah no aoe

[true falcon]

Im new to rougelikes and rougelites

[silent wadi]

Yeah thats why

[dire arrow]

it doesnt pierce

[grave escarp]

😱

[silent wadi]

What
Since when

[violet sorrel]

Since forever

[dire arrow]

since forever
thats the fundemental trade off

[true falcon]

I could maybe do rainstorm

[naive lantern]

phase blast is two groups of four bullets that do not pierce

[silent wadi]

Well
Uh
Yeah
I have
No words to describe my stupidity

[dire arrow]

phase blast is trading a piercing bullet for a shotgun blast

[silent wadi]

I swear it-
Whatever

I trolled myself

[dire arrow]

it can hit more than one enemy if the first blast kills an enemy

but it also has a painful amount of falloff

[naive lantern]

also sweetspot explosions in ror2 are kinda uh

[silent wadi]

New grenade physics suck

Actually
They were never good

[naive lantern]

it'd be cool if sweetspot just kinda didn't exist

[dire arrow]

grenade physics used to be better

[silent wadi]

But these like
Suck more
Somehow

[true falcon]

I gtg

[dire arrow]

grenades now bounce crazy off of terrain but basically completely stop when hitting an enemy
before it was the opposite

[silent wadi]

Yeah

[naive lantern]

I wish grenades stopped when hitting an enemy tbh

for me they just fly off to the side half the time

[hard verge]

i wish h

[silent wadi]

Making the grenades sticky would be nice

[dire arrow]

i want grenades to just not bounce as much

[silent wadi]

Just like a big sticky bomb

Maybe as an alt

[naive lantern]

wait I just had a thought

[dire arrow]

i like that they bounce
i just dont like how they bounce

[naive lantern]

cooking grenades to make them sticky 🤔

[silent wadi]

And then frags should just work like normal grenades do
You throw it
It might bounce a bit
And then it explodes

The bounce right now is way too high

[dire arrow]

i liked how the grenades used to feel heavy

now they just feel like bouncy balls

[silent wadi]

I need to pull out my physics notebook and calculate the arc of my grenade every time I throw one

[dire arrow]

i just find that rn grenades tend to be more consistent when aiming directly at the enemies

[silent wadi]

Yeah but it doesnt feel right

[dire arrow]

i agree

[silent wadi]

Doesnt feel like a grenade

[dire arrow]

it feels like throwing a rock at the enemies that happens to explode

[silent wadi]

I think it would be really funny if hopoo got tired of our shit and just went off on us and left the server saying "you guys know so much about game design? Ok make the game yourself you little assholes."

[dire arrow]

i miss being able to lob grenades into a good position on the ground

[silent wadi]

Yeah

Has ever been useful

[dire arrow]

uhhhh

[silent wadi]

Genuine question

[dire arrow]

once i guess

[violet sorrel]

I mean it's ok

Just hard to notice

[dire arrow]

might be kind of good for huntress

[viscid adder]

hello gd1

[trim nebula]

Nope she sucks as

S

[vale knoll]

hey yall

sorry im late to the party

[dire arrow]

rachis is like glass for people who dont actually want glass

[trim nebula]

Hi late to the party

[silent wadi]

Well I can beat the game with her 3 times in a row on 6mm monsoon so
Skill issue?

[vale knoll]

can i get a quick character tier list?

[proper oracle]

Guys, my throat itches

It's over

[viscid adder]

6mm?

[trim nebula]

Hell is 6mm

[proper oracle]

6 million minutes

[trim nebula]

She’s easy I just hate her and she sucks

[silent wadi]

God no. . .

[vale knoll]

cause i noticed that yall said huntress sucks but from what me and my friends have played shes one of the best characters

[dire arrow]

6mm is stage 6 mithrix monsoon

[vale knoll]

lol sorry

[viscid adder]

eh, it depends on the person

haven't tried huntress

[proper oracle]

People tell me the multi blink is better than the one big blink, I haven't heard the argument in favor of it

[trim nebula]

Oh

Can’t you just say final boss

[proper oracle]

Not if they want to be in the cool speedrun community

[viscid adder]

or mithrix monsoon

[proper oracle]

Their favorite streamer says 6mm

[naive lantern]

I like how my attempt at making sunset is basically just orange popsicles

[vale knoll]

6mm just sounds like you got a pistol on monsoon difficulty lol

[viscid adder]

orange popsicles

[silent wadi]

6 stage mithrix monsoon

[trim nebula]

True

[trim nebula]

6 Millimeter

[low hemlock]

Hey uhh

[silent wadi]

Specifically 6 stage
Specifically monsoon

[dire arrow]

huntress is the best in how her design works with the environment of dealing with groups efficiently
but her actual damage output is pretty low albeit fairly quick and consistent

[violet sorrel]

Average 6mm fan vs average mnam enjoyer

[proper oracle]

Wait

[vale knoll]

thanks man

[proper oracle]

People use stadia?

[silent wadi]

More dodges + more I frames
Better overall survivability

[trim nebula]

That’s even more cryptic

[violet sorrel]

Monsoon no artifacts mithrix

[proper oracle]

Or did google just pay the devs to have a fancy S badge for stadia players in the discord

[viscid adder]

do you need to be specific

[trim nebula]

So all my runs

[silent wadi]

Yeah

[trim nebula]

Except when it’s not

[viscid adder]

we are not the same

[trim nebula]

Which is like 70% of tj e time

I always put sacrifice on

[violet sorrel]

Why would I use stadia

[silent wadi]

Sacrifice is kinda based
More money for gunner turrets

[trim nebula]

I don’t wanna be grinding all my damn coins to open a box that has flag

[violet sorrel]

Ghor's tome with mobile turrets is kinda based

[dire arrow]

ghors tome is just a good item

more money is just overall really good

[violet sorrel]

I mean

Until stage 5

[silent wadi]

Yeah

[violet sorrel]

Where after that its only use is a legendary chest

[silent wadi]

When the money breaks

[dire arrow]

i think many would be surprised how much having extra money at the end of a stage actually helps in the long run

[violet sorrel]

The problem is that the money is like half a chest when you load into next stage

[silent wadi]

Isnt the xp gain basically negligable past stage 6 or 7

[violet sorrel]

Unless you leave 3 to pick up

[dire arrow]

the money is literally always the equivalent of one small chest

[silent wadi]

Oh you mean the money carry over bug

[violet sorrel]

Yeah, a small chest of the stage you're on

[dire arrow]

no

[violet sorrel]

The next stage is more expensive

[low hemlock]

Heth

[silent wadi]

Yes. . .

[shy kindle]

fuck anyone who says that minecraft 1.18 is bad man, i detest those people

[trim nebula]

Guys guys

[shy kindle]

1.18 is the best update ever made because without it I couldn't have made this

[trim nebula]

Calm down

[silent wadi]

Minecraft is bad 1.18 is good overall

[karmic oak]

wow this new udate looks so fun!

[trim nebula]

I hate Minecraft

[low hemlock]

Minecraft 1.18 is
Is
It exis

[shy kindle]

notice the floating glitched fires there, thats a really good feature they added

[silent wadi]

Yeah

[ripe dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/unacceptable-knight-lock-and-load-cocks-gun-gif-17380126

[shy kindle]

wouldnt be possible without the new update and its coding

[silent wadi]

And?
You really wanna argue with me on this?

[violet sorrel]

Rip cave and floating island worlds

[ripe dragon]

you're wrong theres no argument

[trim nebula]

I hate Minecraft in general

[violet sorrel]

Because everyone used them

[trim nebula]

I get bored after I find diamond

[silent wadi]

Yeah minecraft is just not that great of a game

[trim nebula]

Like what the point of running around the world tryna find a god damn portal to a boss you instantly die to many times

[violet sorrel]

Imo the best part of minecraft is automating stuff

[dire arrow]

minecraft is good game
i just dont have the patience to make the elaborate builds many people have made

[vale knoll]

I like minecraft but theres not much of it

updates roll out too slow

[vale knoll]

agreed

[violet sorrel]

I dont want to bring up mods but

[trim nebula]

Minecraft is a game I boot up expecting to be fun but then gets boring after the first pillaged raid

[vale knoll]

oh yeah i forgot about mods

[low hemlock]

I want more progression in minecraft

[trim nebula]

Pillager

[violet sorrel]

When one guy can spend a year and make a mod the size of like 3 updates

[vale knoll]

speaking facts

[shy kindle]

listen mojang is the best company ever made

they would never leave glaring bugs in for the sake of rushing an update out

[trim nebula]

That’s just the new “holy fire” item

You didn’t know about it?

[violet sorrel]

And then the 80+ person dev team with minecraft as a full time job puts out 1.17 in a year

[silent wadi]

they dont even rush dude it takes them 6 months to add 4 hours of content

[trim nebula]

They rush very slowly

[winged ferry]

mojagrosoft you mean?

[trim nebula]

It’s a war tactic

[silent wadi]

and manage 3 of the biggest mods in the entire modding community

[trim nebula]

It’s called walking

[silent wadi]

and go to college

[vale knoll]

wrongo, its called crawling

[shy kindle]

listen

it takes the modder making the version used in the trailer 1 month to make the cool shit, and then the devs at mojang take 5 months to remove anything cool because it conflicts with Jeb's holy bible of shitty Minecraft design decisions

[trim nebula]

Minecraft modder went to college⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[violet sorrel]

I know they try and hand pick the content to make minecraft perfect and split their focus and all but like still

[trim nebula]

They still fail at that

[dire arrow]

i think balance ends up being a thing thats lacking in several minecraft mods ive seen

[trim nebula]

Who decided guardians were a good idea

[silent wadi]

minecraft is so far from perfect they probably spend all their time calculating the worst design in the entire gaming industry, add a cute mob and call it good

and then wait around for a year and a half to release it

[trim nebula]

“Lemme just get one shot underwater while my mining speed gets nerfed even more than it already is underwater”

[violet sorrel]

Mojang after adding 1.19 the allay update

[vale knoll]

mc fanboys crying rn

[grave escarp]

t-minus 1 year and 3 quarters

[silent wadi]

balance is usually pretty good in the better mods
astral sorcery, alexs mobs, create, etc.

[violet sorrel]

(He is a complex mob and has 2 hidden animations)

[ripe dragon]

you havent told me how its bad yet

[silent wadi]

dude allay is a hopper minecart but worse

[ripe dragon]

you've dissed on the company over and over

[grave escarp]

but 🥺 they are adding [2 small features] with it

[low hemlock]

Minecraft community after seeing allay (pornography)

[grave escarp]

a certain rule

[shy kindle]

now that cute mob cant be an actually useful addition to the game, its an endangered animal we cant encourage people to do stupid shit like kill it or do unrealistic behaviors involving it for the sake of making actually good game design decisions

[low hemlock]

Perhaps the 34th rule

[silent wadi]

bad gameplay loop
bad design decisions
bad balancing
bad late game
bad pvp
bad update schedule
pick any one of these things and I will go in depth on it

[grave escarp]

precisely, friend

[shy kindle]

we cant have ocelots as the method to tame cats, we must have ocelots be useless, because otherwise 8 year olds might go run into the Amazon rainforest to try and tame ocelots

[silent wadi]

lets get rockstar to remove guns from GTAV you shouldnt kill people in real life

[dire arrow]

ngl i wouldve prefered the copper golem bc button pusher friend would be cute and fun to build with

[silent wadi]

yeah

• gaming golem

you just put a bunch of copper buttons on a couple blocks and boom

gamer keyboard golem

[shy kindle]

ok hear me out

replace the guns with laser rifles, and the cars with futuristic weaponized hoverbikes

[low hemlock]

Why not add every mob

[shy kindle]

we cant have GTA Online be too fun

[silent wadi]

EXACTLY

[low hemlock]

It doesn't have to be fun
Just has to make billions

[silent wadi]

mojang has the highest selling game in the world
I think they can afford to hire enough people to make all 3 mobs

[trim nebula]

I fucking hate how the new Minecraft updates are literally blocks that do nothing

“Copper” -decoration

[low hemlock]

Or just hire some modders tbh

[trim nebula]

“New ore looks”

[silent wadi]

yeah
why is copper a feature??

[dire arrow]

ok i am mad about copper being practically useless

[shy kindle]

of course that isnt the point of the mobs

the point is to turn it into a marketing campaign, how it negatively impacts the game and the community be damned

[ripe dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-skill-issues-bruh-hell-naw-how-aaaaaaa-gif-23728802

[peak bolt]

lmfao

[silent wadi]

they hired the aether mod guy
he is the only reason that the nether update was good

[dire arrow]

im also still mad about 1.9

[low hemlock]

So that we can all hate mojang more

[trim nebula]

Just serves as a disappointment when you go mining and you think you found god damn iron but it’s not iron it’s literally the worst ore in the game

[silent wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-solution-skill-solution-unicorn-gundam-unicorn-gif-22397507

[shy kindle]

go into bad pvp please

[low hemlock]

If copper was as good as iron and was an alternative. I'd understand

[ripe dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/gypsycrusader-gif-19845884

[trim nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-pvp-potpvp-jewdah-gif-21016657

This is literally all pvp in Mc is

[shy kindle]

the nether update was only alright but its still the best update Mojang's ever put out because the bar is so low

it was like a half step forward but its not enough and because its not fully baked it doesnt really feel right

you can say that about all the recent updates, really. update aquatic, caves and cliffs

[ripe dragon]

yk thats 1.8 right

[trim nebula]

?

[low hemlock]

I likes the nether updpot

[trim nebula]

No cause I don’t care enough

[silent wadi]

prot IV netherite has almost full kb resist and 96% damage reduction, along with the ability to chug gapples, totems, potions, and more makes people practically unkillable and makes fights unfun
they take forever and dont even bring up crystals those have to be the least fun things ever invented

[ripe dragon]

thats pre 1.9 pvp updates

[dire arrow]

1.14-1.16 were pretty good updates imo

[violet sorrel]

Feels so weird that ores having an actual use isnt in jeb's magic rulebook

[silent wadi]

pokemon profile picutre

[low hemlock]

Why was sword blocking removed?

[silent wadi]

1.8 pvp was better

[trim nebula]

You guys are on the same level

[shy kindle]

🤮

[dire arrow]

to encourage shield and axe use

[silent wadi]

not in jebs bible of bad game design

[white kelp]

and that's saying something because 1.8 pvp is shit

[silent wadi]

yeah the worst update ever made

[low hemlock]

Can we all collectively agree minecraft pvp is dogshit

[white kelp]

1.9 is good for pve

[violet sorrel]

@ripe dragon

[shy kindle]

1.8 pvp is terrible in its own right

i don't know how you have a system that is both so braindead and yet so frustratingly obtuse at the same time but Mojang found a way

[ripe dragon]

its pretty mediocre

[white kelp]

the main problem with pve in minecraft is that it doesn't eixst

[low hemlock]

Like.. just play minecraft for what it's about
Mining and crafting

[shy kindle]

like at its core its shitty spamclicking, but you cant just spamclick, you have to spamclick in a very specific way that nobody can even really describe with fucking words because yes

and then you have the goddamn fucking fishing rod

[white kelp]

exist*
but pretending that pve got worse in 1.9 is no

[trim nebula]

I would play god damn vanguard over Minecraft pvp

[silent wadi]

yeah somehow 1.9 is worse than literally clicking really fast

[ripe dragon]

then mod the game

[trim nebula]

That’s not really an excuse

[silent wadi]

yeah thats the only way to make it palletable

[white kelp]

1.9 isn't bad imo because pvp in general is a stupid idea in minecraft

[low hemlock]

Can we nerf axe damage

[trim nebula]

Could say that about every game

[silent wadi]

and even then, mojang is a shit company for relying on the community to fix their mistakes

[low hemlock]

Can mojang remove shields

[violet sorrel]

Yeah this game has issues but you can just remove them so the issues dont actually exist

[trim nebula]

Wel Bethesda continues to do it

[ripe dragon]

bro like every single company does that stop having expectations

[silent wadi]

Hello games.

flowfire.

[mint violet]

just completed a 20 stage run for the first time

[silent wadi]

Iron Gate.

[mint violet]

I can now kill god

[dire arrow]

my biggest complaint about 1.9 combat is how if you miss with a timed sword attack you get nothing rather than an aoe sweep that does a little knockback regardless of if you hit something

[ripe dragon]

i havent heard of these so i assume they're indie

[shy kindle]

yeah for actual pve 1.9 is ok enough

[silent wadi]

Coffee Stain.

Ghost ship.

[trim nebula]

Media molecule.

[shy kindle]

but yeah

[silent wadi]

yes hello games the creators of no mans sky, the most indie game I can think of

[rose coral]

have you ever played Starbound

[dire arrow]

if i swing between 2 zombies i should hit them both

[trim nebula]

They got they shit together eventually

[low hemlock]

Mojang has gotten so much worse... it's sad

[silent wadi]

ok listen chucklefish is also a problem

[trim nebula]

It’s a good game now

[honest garnet]

[shy kindle]

i kinda hope some company like Re-Logic can take a stab at making something to surpass Minecraft

[low hemlock]

Yes

[shy kindle]

actually you know what

[ripe dragon]

LMAO NO MANS SKY HAHAHAAH

[low hemlock]

Fuck chucklefish

[violet sorrel]

Didnt they already tho

[silent wadi]

its awesome now
and theres a huge update every 2 months

[trim nebula]

Bro the game is good now

[ripe dragon]

why wasnt it good on release

[shy kindle]

unironically I feel like Hopoo Games would be a better company to run Minecraft than Mojang

cause Mojang's just so dumb with their design decisions

[trim nebula]

You can actually do shit

[silent wadi]

have you seen the steam page any year past 2016

[trim nebula]

Not at all

[low hemlock]

No man's sky got amazing in comparison to release

[violet sorrel]

Why cant you just mod out the issues

[silent wadi]

because they were rushed by sony to put out their game

[ripe dragon]

exactly bro

[dire arrow]

no man's sky had a redemption arc

[low hemlock]

Ds1 ptde players be like

[silent wadi]

because sean murray was not a PR guy, rather, a developer who was terrified of the spotlight

[trim nebula]

No mans sky had a decently large update recently Didn’t it

[low hemlock]

Worms

[silent wadi]

he made mistakes yeah
but instead of abandoning nms he pulled his shit together and fixed the damn game, something mojang cant figure out how to do

[trim nebula]

I played nms when it first came out and hated it. Then atlas came out and it was better. Then beyond and now it’s just great

[rose coral]

Java Minecraft had a launcher update awhile ago that bricked the game for most older apple devices and it’s the second time this has happened and I don’t even know if it’s fixed yet

[trim nebula]

Beyond was what dragged me back to the game

[ripe dragon]

look if minecraft was inherently bad it would not be one of the most sold games of all time end of story

[silent wadi]

it always has a decent update recently
this one added settlements that you can build up over time

[trim nebula]

Call of duty.

[ripe dragon]

its not perfect but its not terrible

[silent wadi]

advertising
casual gamers

brawl stars has tens of millions of downloads

[low hemlock]

Call of duty games fucking suck now

[silent wadi]

is it good?

[silent wadi]

yeah they used to be awesome

[trim nebula]

Vanguard has almost surpassed Cold War in grossing

[ripe dragon]

brawl stars is a pretty fun mobile game

[shy kindle]

well, part of why it's gotten so mediocre as of late is specifically because it's the most sold game at all time

ever wonder why pokemon has stagnated into garbage? its cause the devs don't need to care about putting out something decent in order to still have the money flowing in

[trim nebula]

Unfortunately

[silent wadi]

are you gonna tell me
brawl stars is good?

[trim nebula]

For mobile it’s not bad

[ripe dragon]

for a mobile game you play on the bus? yea

[violet sorrel]

That's why jeb's golden book of game design exists

[trim nebula]

Supercell makes good games except clash quest

[violet sorrel]

So that nobody strays from what "works"

[trim nebula]

And like that shitty ever dale

[violet sorrel]

I assume

[low hemlock]

Honestly bo4 was the last cod game I genuinely enjoyed

[trim nebula]

How did you enjoy bo4

[ripe dragon]

i liked the mw remake

[trim nebula]

That game was a shit show on release

[low hemlock]

I didn't sweat my balls off every mp match

[shy kindle]

ok actually i wanna ask

are there any mobile games out there that arent complete shovelware garbage like 99% of the shit you see on the storefront?

[trim nebula]

It was literally only specialist and p2w weapon dependant

[silent wadi]

if only respawn would just start supporting titanfall again

[shy kindle]

even the old classics like Cut the Rope have been flooded with ads and shitty monetization

[violet sorrel]

Risk of rain 2 mobile

[silent wadi]

bad piggies

[violet sorrel]

Thanks to our lord and savior stadia

[dire arrow]

well
i think mojang mightve finally done something that will forever change minecraft in ways that might actually drive people away

[trim nebula]

Too bad titanfall 2 is ddosd

[silent wadi]

its fixed for now

[violet sorrel]

Even that has a shit ton of adds and purchases now tho

[shy kindle]

unfortunately never could get into that really

[silent wadi]

it will be back down later

[trim nebula]

Btd, clash Royale retro bowl

[silent wadi]

sad

[violet sorrel]

I know because I got it as a joke recently lol

[low hemlock]

"Hey don't worry we'll fix it"
proceeds to not fucking care

[silent wadi]

btd isnt inherently mobile

[shy kindle]

clash royale 🤢

[trim nebula]

Don’t worry they have 3 people working on it

[violet sorrel]

Clash royale mid ladder

[trim nebula]

No stop

[silent wadi]

"working"

[trim nebula]

It’s still a mobile game

[shy kindle]

dont worry the same janitor working on TF2 is also working on TF_2

[low hemlock]

Tfw all 3 people have already been ddosed

[silent wadi]

btd?
btd6 is really good

and btd5 was fun

[low hemlock]

I haven't played a btd game in years

[trim nebula]

Hey man if it’s one of the highest grossing games on mobile I consider that a god damn mobile game

[silent wadi]

but its orginal debut was on PC. . .

[low hemlock]

Genshin impact is a mobile game

[shy kindle]

raid shadow legends is one of the highest grossing games on mobile

[trim nebula]

How you think they got all that money

On kongregate?

[shy kindle]

oh wait you're talking about btd6 not clone royale or whatever its called

[silent wadi]

uhh
all of their other games?

[trim nebula]

Like

[silent wadi]

rings

[low hemlock]

But bro that game has console level graphics right?

[violet sorrel]

Minecraft is a good mobile game

[shy kindle]

yeah if you're on the 3DO maybe

[trim nebula]

Good

[silent wadi]

I finally got to fucking use it
the one other ninja kiwi game i know

I knew it would come in handy one day

[low hemlock]

Ps2 unironically looked better than raid shadow legends

[violet sorrel]

Speak of btd

[silent wadi]

ps2 graphics slapped

[violet sorrel]

Anyone play btdb2 yet

[trim nebula]

It’s not out

[violet sorrel]

It is

[trim nebula]

Where

[violet sorrel]

On steam

[low hemlock]

Has anyone played elden ring yet?

[violet sorrel]

It's cool but the grinding

[trim nebula]

OH SHIT

[silent wadi]

anyone played sex 2 yet?

[trim nebula]

IRS OUT ITS OUT ITS OUT OMFG ITS FUCIIGN OUT

AHAUKEMMSKXKDSKXKEJISKNFNEKZL

[low hemlock]

Yes

[silent wadi]

oh wait
we still cant beat sex 1

[violet sorrel]

Sex 1 is more fun anyway

[low hemlock]

Sucks compared to sex 1 don't bother

[silent wadi]

oh ok

[trim nebula]

BTDB2 IS GODDMAN OTI

THE GRAPHICS ARE FINALLY IPDATED

[low hemlock]

Ipdated

[trim nebula]

I CAN ACTUALLY PLAY BATTLES NOW

[silent wadi]

synthetik 2 will be good in a few months

that will be great

[trim nebula]

You guys should add me on btdb2

[violet sorrel]

Btdb2 looks really good compared to btd6

[silent wadi]

because synthetik 1 is one of the best rougelites of all time

[low hemlock]

You know what game is coming out in a few months?

[violet sorrel]

Graphics wise

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[violet sorrel]

Silksong :Mask:

[low hemlock]

Silksong doesn't exist (no release date)

[violet sorrel]

Silksong is gonna be shadow dropped

The debut trailer will prob be in a fucking nintendo direct or something

And then they'll be like "available later today on the eshop"

[trim nebula]

Me entering 99 when the game asks me how old I am

[low hemlock]

Tfw silksong is a Nintendo switch exclusive

[trim nebula]

I fucking got a heart attack when I saw p5 strikers gameplay on the switch…. Thought it was gonna be an exclusive

[violet sorrel]

I'm hyoed for splatoon 3

Even tho it will prob just be splatoon 2 with a new mode

[trim nebula]

Isn’t that what splatoon 2 was

[violet sorrel]

Yes

And then they forgot to add new weapon classes after launch

Silly nintendo

At least salmon run was fun

[low hemlock]

Never played splatoon

Never will

[violet sorrel]

Why not

Because it's not elden ring?

[trim nebula]

Prob

[pale delta]

That's not right...

[low hemlock]

Switch exclusive

I just don't want to buy more things on the switch

[violet sorrel]

I feel like they saw that people bought splatoon 2 even though it's a glorified port and decided they would just make a third game with more content instead of update the existing one

[trim nebula]

Homie loves blast shower

[violet sorrel]

Tho I guess nintendo doesnt really update stuff anyway outside of dlc

[trim nebula]

Nintendo moment

[pale delta]

That's right - it's my most usable equipment because uhm... bands cooldowns

[trim nebula]

Idk my most used stuff

How do you find that

[low hemlock]

My most used is sawmerang

[pale delta]

Just look into your logbook

[trim nebula]

Damn

I have not even touched the logbook

[winged ferry]

mithrix but has 15 crowbars on phase one

[pale delta]

Every item in there has it's own description and stats about how much did you stack them and so on
Also you can find other info and stats info

[winged ferry]

lmao for some reason my ror1 crashes whenever direseeker is on screen

[low hemlock]

Too thicc

[trim nebula]

Boy do I feel like a dum dum

[pale delta]

I don't know, but your role is captain 🤪

[trim nebula]

Thanks for calling me smart and cool

[pale delta]

I didn't say that :)

[low hemlock]

No he called you ggfff and hhgggy

[trim nebula]

You said “but your role is captain”

[magic niche]

ok so now i know how nfts are bad for environment

[trim nebula]

It was implied

[pale delta]

Facts

[trim nebula]

Thanks 👍

[magic niche]

ok so i suppose its one of those use game discussion 1 normally days huh?

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[magic niche]

who wanna talk about risk of rain 2 mods?

[trim nebula]

Should’ve been here earlier

[pale delta]

?????

[trim nebula]

We were talking about how shit Minecraft is

[magic niche]

aight

risk of rain 2 mod discussion?

[low hemlock]

No

Elden ring discussion

[magic niche]

elden ring?

[pale delta]

Touhou music mods are banging

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/eldentring-gif-21917424

[magic niche]

fr? aint cappin?

[magic niche]

idk what that is but it looks cool

[low hemlock]

https://youtu.be/JldMvQMO_5U

[proper iris]

does anyone have any sorta action rougelike or like automation mining games to recomend

[magic niche]

finally, we have light souls

[low hemlock]

You should watch the gameplay tbh

[magic niche]

noice

a dragon

[trim nebula]

Touhou sucks

[magic niche]

anyways

time to watch how nfts suck cause once the hate train starts, i jump aboard

unless its on somethin i like

[pale delta]

Says the guy with captain role

[trim nebula]

Which you said was smart and cool

[low hemlock]

No matter how smart or cool you are
Opinions can still be wrong

[pale delta]

I didn't :)

[hidden saddle]

all onions are bad

[low hemlock]

Onio

[trim nebula]

You implied it

Also what’s with the smiley face

[trim nebula]

Wrong. Ever heard of real life?

[winged ferry]

elden ring

[pale delta]

I do a little trolling

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[pale delta]

And mocking, and whatever

[hidden saddle]

600 results of elden ring from penfolder

[trim nebula]

A little leg pulling

[low hemlock]

Almost there to 1000

[alpine sable]

We live in a society batman.

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[trim nebula]

Time to play btdb2

[pale delta]

WHERE IS THE TRIGGER

[low hemlock]

In your m

[hidden saddle]

in my n

[low hemlock]

Your nerf gun

[pale delta]

Nerf nerf gun

[low hemlock]

Nerfed gun

[patent cargo]

It's nerf or nerf

[low hemlock]

It's nerf or get nerfed

[alpine sable]

you complete me

[pale delta]

It's nerf to nerf gun to make it nerfed nerf gun

[low hemlock]

And if you nerf that?

Is it the nerfeder nerf gun?

[pale delta]

It is nerfed nerf gun

[low hemlock]

Nerfedest gun

[worldly sparrow]

@OwlBoy

[low hemlock]

Wakaaan

[gusty oar]

i think i think i think I think GOOD MORNING

gd1

[low hemlock]

Good morning wakan

Sleep well?

[gusty oar]

uh yes

i had a good 8 hours sleep

[low hemlock]

Good

[gusty oar]

also i took a shower just like 5 minutes ago and now i feel even better and awesome and good if any of you haven't showered already you should give it a try no they didn't pay me to say this i'

[low hemlock]

Wait... who didn't pay you? The shower people?

[gusty oar]

yeah

[low hemlock]

You have people in your shower?

[gusty oar]

no

[low hemlock]

Good

[winged ferry]

good

elden ring

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[cursive oracle]

something something ring

[gusty oar]

elden ring

[full sparrow]

🤨

[low hemlock]

Hi freg!

[cursive oracle]

hewwo

[gusty oar]

hi freg

[low hemlock]

How areee youu?

[cursive oracle]

getting done with a stupid physics project

and filing an official complaint about my suitemates to the dorm

[low hemlock]

Damn

[cursive oracle]

my roommates are cool

the suitemates not so much

suitemates are gamers that stay up TOO FUCKING LATE

😠

[upper moth]

You knowwhatI'mmasay it!!! I want to pet the birdsharks!

[cursive oracle]

I like my sleep

[upper moth]

The birdsharks look cute!

Why can we not pet them?

[winged ferry]

Birdsharks?-

[upper moth]

These things

[gleaming maple]

last week i found out you could kill them
dont kill them

[winged ferry]

Why not?-

[grave hatch]

:)

[upper moth]

They just vibe.

[gleaming maple]

he just chilling man cmon man

[upper moth]

And it was hoppo's mess up..on an attempt to make grass

[cursive oracle]

"touch" "grass"

[gleaming maple]

[upper moth]

That is a 'You rolled a D1' level of spectacular amount of mess up.

[grave hatch]

[upper moth]

Impressive amount of mess up. And I love it. I love you, Hoppo.

[winged ferry]

ah, I thought it was like a Cucco situation from Zelda

if you attack it, a swarm of them will come in to take revenge

[upper moth]

That'd be absolutely hilarious if they did that.

[cursive oracle]

Cucco Incident

[upper moth]

But I don't think any of you know the terror of being a MUL-T and shooting in Form B...and then HERE COMES A GIANT JELLYFISH PATRICK NO--

And then dying...instantly. Because 'haha fuck you, elite burn go BRR'.

[solid umbra]

never because i'm always in power mode

[winged ferry]

or maybe they can make that an item, if your hit for...say a third of your health, you summon a swarm of angry chickens or i guess an alien chicken to attack your foes for x amount of seconds

[low hemlock]

Gggggff

Uuyyggggfr?!

E

[winged ferry]

Good evening to you as well

[cursive oracle]

seggs

[upper moth]

Also...I'm happy to say. That I have graduated. ..

[cursive oracle]

with MUL-T

[upper moth]

From my Commando Shell.

...nah no I'm fucking with you Commando 4 lyfe.

[winged ferry]

It's offically December, Mariah carey has broken out of her prison, Impending doom approaches

[cursive oracle]

The air is getting colder around you...

[winged ferry]

elden ring

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[upper moth]

The air should be GETTING WARMER AROUND ME.

[winged notch]

holy shit it is December time does NOT exist

[upper moth]

I feel PANIC

[full sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/farcry6-gif-23383353

[cursive oracle]

I WANT SNOW

[winged ferry]

Bride of elden

[long ravine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/841120169942056961/915352680908591195/dumpy915352523714486315.gif

[cursive oracle]

Best man of Elden

[winged notch]

is...that a Lemurian in a maid outfit?? or am I trippin

[long ravine]

[low hemlock]

Youre tripping
Grab on to something

[winged notch]

God I love this server

[winged notch]

damn roommate left out the butter > : (

[winged ferry]

people just meme the heck outta Lemurians and It's the best

[upper moth]

Don't make me handhold the Lumarian.

[low hemlock]

Hold my hand tbh

[cursive oracle]

///<

[winged notch]

tfw no Maidmurian gf to hold hands w : (

[cursive oracle]

Not until marriage

[low hemlock]

😳 💍

[long ravine]

Worry not we will get a Maidmurian plush when the Hopoo merch arrives

[winged notch]

dude straight up I will max out my credit card to get one

[cursive oracle]

😳

[winged ferry]

Maidmurian gives off similar vibes as Lusty Argonian Maid

[cursive oracle]

[long ravine]

At least I requested it on Twitter

[winged notch]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are gathered here today to bear witness to the marriage between a MUL-T main and a Stadia user

[full sparrow]

i object

[cursive oracle]

:(