gd1-nullified

[blazing pine]

have you guys ever heard of mario

[low hemlock]

And as a reddit ad

[long ravine]

Luigi

[full sparrow]

an italian?

[gusty oar]

he's so cool

[low hemlock]

But that's definitely because the internet knows by now I'm a fan of elden ring

[low hemlock]

Chris Pratt?

[blazing pine]

yeah

[low hemlock]

Bro I love chrip pret

[blazing pine]

kinda wanna buy strive on pc cause mods are funny

[winged ferry]

I have never been more shocked in my life when I saw the mario movie cast

[blazing pine]

but at the same time $50 plus i already have it on ps4

[full sparrow]

mods as in moderators?

[low hemlock]

If only I has the money to by strive

[winged ferry]

My reaction was a series of "Huh!?, HUH!?, WHAAAAAT???, JACK BLAACK!!?!!?!"

[blazing pine]

no there are skin mods for the game

[full sparrow]

yes, we should skin the moderators

[winged ferry]

I wanted to laugh, but i was to shocked

[low hemlock]

I was pretty shocked but then 20 minutes of Elden ring gameplay happened and the 😳

:flunched:

No nitr

[gusty oar]

:flunched:

[full sparrow]

just buy the year long subscription

[low hemlock]

No monee

[full sparrow]

cheaper than buying it for a month

[low hemlock]

How much is?

[full sparrow]

99 usd

[low hemlock]

Damn

I think gamepass gives 3 months so

[icy heart]

vs who wins and why

[low hemlock]

The construction one
👍

[gusty oar]

wdym who wins it's the same golem

[low hemlock]

Truth

[split flame]

I did 🕶️

[low hemlock]

Cool

[split flame]

yes

[low hemlock]

👍

[gusty oar]

i think you all should have a good morning

[split flame]

🕶️ is a very visible emoji for me

[split flame]

that will be difficult

[gusty oar]

discord light mode exclusive

[gusty oar]

why

[spark terrace]

just realized that Q1 of 2022 is three months long

we might have a while folks

[gusty oar]

yep

[blazing pine]

it's 8:41 pm stop being in a different time zone

[spark terrace]

[split flame]

1. it's almost 9 pm
2. tommorow is svhool

[spark terrace]

ha imagine not being on eastern time

[mossy quartz]

Ha children

[gusty oar]

wwwwwwwwwwwww sorry it's just 6:41 am for me sorry

[brittle totem]

no its 5:41 PM your in the different time zone

[long ravine]

Imagine not being sick and having to go to school

[blazing pine]

i am in the canon time zone

[mossy quartz]

9:41 supremacy

[spark terrace]

shut up it’s 8:41

[winged ferry]

i just got gaped by an elder lem

[long ravine]

No way is that flying rat with scissors

[winged ferry]

😭

[brittle totem]

wait

we are all wrong now

[spark terrace]

fuck

[brittle totem]

its 42 now

[gusty oar]

ohhhh you're not in monday still huhhh

[spark terrace]

it’s 8:42

[pale delta]

Guys, Loader Eclipse-3 done

[light bison]

it's 12:42

[spark terrace]

damn bet that was a challenge

[long ravine]

<t:1638150120:t> gang

[light bison]

yea

[brittle totem]

5:43 PM

[mossy quartz]

Have fun with the rest. I recently finished my 2nd 8. It wasnt fun.

[split flame]

true

[spark terrace]

8:43 PM gang

[blazing pine]

tell me how to do that

[mossy quartz]

Atlantic Canada?

[light bison]

become rus

[gusty oar]

I agree

[pale delta]

Especially with those items

[split flame]

ew
gross

[spark terrace]

or just east coast us

[long ravine]

No

[light bison]

russia

[restive echo]

lol level 7 withdrawal

imagine getting addicted to drugs

[pale delta]

I found 5 crit glasses in a row, what are the fucking odds

[mossy quartz]

Wait is there a command for making time appear in everybodies designated zones?

[long ravine]

No I just live in your walls\

[mossy quartz]

Jokes on you

So do I

[light bison]

yeah fly to the same country where your friend lives

[long ravine]

So I'm in your house and you're in mine

[pale delta]

I just accidentaly changed equipment and got afterdrugs-effect

[mossy quartz]

We made mistakes yes

[long ravine]

It would appear so

[light bison]

💀

[full sparrow]

logarithmic

[ocean mountain]

The Fun module is disabled in this server.

[long ravine]

1984

[winged ferry]

"The Fun module is disabled in this server." 1984

[gusty oar]

have cat

[split flame]

gato

[long ravine]

If this isn't proof that mods hate fun then idk what is

[long ravine]

WHO CAN IT BEEE NOOOW

[winged ferry]

apparantly Lapp means patches in a different language so, guess it was obvious who Lapp was all along

[winged ferry]

nah bro

lapp set is minmax shit

lapp helm lapp armor gundyr gauntlets and black iron leggings
maybe with millwood armor instead but

[true pond]

FREN

[low hemlock]

Fren :)

[true pond]

🙂

[winged ferry]

th,e gren b

wabung

f

[low hemlock]

Lapp you mean patches? I mean patches I mea-

[true pond]

i wonder wear patches is gonna be in elden ring

[low hemlock]

I mean uhhh person that is totally trustworthy and won't backstab you later on

[low hemlock]

That's the thing... I don't know

[long ravine]

I wonder where Moonlight Greatsword will be in Elden Ring

[low hemlock]

Maybe he won't be and there will just be someone like him. Like pate

[true pond]

[low hemlock]

I hope it's a night time event thing

[blazing pine]

me when cloaked chest

[winged ferry]

DS1, best one of the trilogy, fite me

[low hemlock]

Ds2

[true pond]

i like all 3...

[low hemlock]

I like all 4

[light bison]

who pinged me

[low hemlock]

Yourself

[long ravine]

DS1>DS2>DS3

[true pond]

what...ds4 when

[low hemlock]

👍

[light bison]

no wifi

[low hemlock]

Ds1 ptde ds1r ds2 sotfs ds3

[long ravine]

Get free wifi anywhere you go

[winged ferry]

you'd get attacked on reddit for such a thing, putting dark souls 2 over dark souls 3, i get that though

[long ravine]

I cannot stand DS3

To hell with Reddit

[low hemlock]

Not only attacked, probably doxxed as well

[winged ferry]

Although for me, Damn does Dark souls 3 comes close, but does fall a bit short in some regards

[low hemlock]

It falls short in the whole uhhhh combat kinda

[long ravine]

DS3 is just too fanservice-y

[low hemlock]

That too

[true pond]

yea but no Solaire 0/10

[low hemlock]

Also no lucatiel -100/10

[winged ferry]

braindead

[low hemlock]

It's got her armor tho

[stable sorrel]

el gato

[low hemlock]

Cat

[stable sorrel]

el commando

[winged ferry]

ds2>des>ds3>bb>ds1

[low hemlock]

👍

[winged ferry]

I will say though, Slave Knight Gael, now that's a bossfight, it's not like ultra challenging or whatever, but it worls so well thematically

[low hemlock]

Gael is good yes

[winged ferry]

"but the lore!" shutcho ass up

[low hemlock]

I love giving the storytellers staff a purpose

[low hemlock]

Did you know pontiff is just raime but less cool and parryable?

[winged ferry]

if we're talking all from software games, well Dark Souls 1 and Bloodborne share the throne, and then theres everything else

[winged ferry]

yes

[low hemlock]

Good

[winged ferry]

bb is trash due to being a ps4 exclusive and ds1 is just indefensibly bad

[low hemlock]

Des is a ps5 exclusive now

[winged ferry]

if you dont have time travel and a computer by God, you cant play bb in any other way other than to give 400 dollars to sony

[low hemlock]

Also bb is on ps5 as well

[winged ferry]

at least demons can be emulated via rpcs3

[low hemlock]

True

[winged ferry]

I mean I won't sit here and say DS1 is perfect, I understand why someone wouldn't like it, the game does kinda go off a cliff after ornstein and smough, with some exceptions here and there, yet I still love it

[low hemlock]

Ds1 is good just wish it was finished in the remaster

And by finished I mean lost izalith gets actual content

[winged ferry]

ds1 players try not to sleep when fighting any boss challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[low hemlock]

Lol "extremely difficult"

Definitely

[winged ferry]

yeah the games difficulty is overrated

ds1 had a bit of soul

don't get me wrong, the game will kinda kick your ass, but chill out

ds2 had so much soul

[low hemlock]

It's actually pretty easy unless you don't understand the mechanics

[winged ferry]

i think i died like twice in ds1 on my first playthrough lmao

it was all them tomb of the giants and great hollow clipping

trees covered in ice

[low hemlock]

I mainly died to the lava and boc

[winged ferry]

bed of chaos is just bad and boring

[long ravine]

Ok listen when you don't cheese it it's fun

[low hemlock]

True

[long ravine]

We can all agree here

[winged ferry]

Ok listen when you don't cheese it it's fun

[low hemlock]

Or if you play with friends

[winged ferry]

this is why commando main opinions are invalid

(joke?)

[low hemlock]

I really hope a bed of chaos like boss is in elden ring

[winged ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/912457724174946304.gif?size=48

[low hemlock]

Mainly because it would actually be possible to yknow jump

[winged ferry]

I think for me, DS1's appeal lies in it's story and world the game doesn't surgarcoat anything, it's all dark, grimey, and sad. Even the ending where your expecting some big climatic finale, instead you just lay to rest a decrepit old man whose just as broken as the rest of Lodran

ds2 better story

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-parry-gwyn-boss-gif-19051216

[winged ferry]

characters have more personality

ending is better

[low hemlock]

Ds2 had the best character quests

[long ravine]

Gwyn in a nutshell

[split flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/799003793148477522.gif?size=48

[winged ferry]

fucking true

SEE THAT STATUE? GIVES ME THE WILLIES.

[winged ferry]

Did not know you could parry the leaping attack, guess my timing just sucks

[low hemlock]

"Oh he looks so cool, I bet he'll be my most challenging fight ye- oh i can just parry..."

[long ravine]

The parry window in DS1 feels overly generous too

[mellow vine]

WHERE ARE THE ARTI MAINS

[low hemlock]

Almost looks like a person

[cursive oracle]

Arti has some thicc thighs

[winged ferry]

too busy being up to based activities

[low hemlock]

Hi freg! :)

[cursive oracle]

hewwo penfolder

[winged ferry]

id call artis thighs good but im a faithful lad

[low hemlock]

How are you?

[mellow vine]

I'm gonna learn how to play Arti, wish me luck

[gusty quiver]

@low hemlock your status is the most relatable thing ever my guy.

[low hemlock]

Not hard

[cursive oracle]

last stretch, 2 weeks to go before winter break

I'm doing ok

[mellow vine]

mood

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[gusty quiver]

swoon

[low hemlock]

Good :)

[gloomy tiger]

Is there a place to game with other gamers?

[blazing pine]

honestly quite incredible

[low hemlock]

Is now the time to say merry Christmas?

[tough cape]

hi

[cursive oracle]

yes

[split flame]

hashire sori yo

[low hemlock]

#lfg-pc-ror2

[cursive oracle]

you can now listen to christmas music

[low hemlock]

I hate Christmas music

[cursive oracle]

the turkey has been eaten

[winged ferry]

Watch out for that jellyfish

[low hemlock]

I just want to wish people a merry Christmas

[blazing pine]

no

[low hemlock]

So uhh

[winged ferry]

All I want for christmas is to never hear Mariah carey again

[low hemlock]

Merry Christmas gd1!

[split flame]

padoru padoru

[gusty quiver]

it's a gOod song!

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-bone-zone-skeleton-dried-finger-dark-souls-gif-23755467

[winged ferry]

it is good, i just wish people wouldn't play it so much

[gusty quiver]

as with anything.

[gusty quiver]

oh it's beautiful

[winged ferry]

didn't know Elden Ring was gonna have stand users

[low hemlock]

You are the stand user

[gusty quiver]

get with it. ror2 is getting them next week

[low hemlock]

Jjba x ror2

Uhhh fuckin dio in ror2 or something

Idk

[winged ferry]

im sure theres mod of that

[low hemlock]

I don't actually think there is

There's goku tho

[mellow vine]

I wish Paladins R skill range was tied to how long you held the button, and if you held it shorted it would be smaller and stay less but the cooldown would be shorter

[winged ferry]

enjoy the flac

[low hemlock]

I wish I could be so grossly incandescent

[winged ferry]

this is one of the best boss themes across any from soft game, in fact Ludwigs fight is just really really cool

[gusty quiver]

marchhhhhhh

[low hemlock]

Ludwig fuckin rocks

[gusty quiver]

I'm getting my new pc before then, that'll be one of, if not the first game I get.

[low hemlock]

One of my favorite fights

[low hemlock]

Riiip aaannd teear

[frail moss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559901453834256404/905304622934130698/tenor_8.gif

[white kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559901453834256404/905304622934130698/tenor_8.gif

[karmic oak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559901453834256404/905304622934130698/tenor_8.gif

[winged ferry]

doom fans trying not to make a shitty fucking reference for 2 seconds challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[karmic oak]

It's wungus wenesday!

[white kelp]

It's wungus wenesday!

[low hemlock]

I've only played doom eternal

[tropic owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559901453834256404/905304622934130698/tenor_8.gif

[gusty quiver]

you cant just throw a doom reference into every conversation

[split flame]

big fucking gun

[winged ferry]

you can if your a big enough doom fan

[low hemlock]

The only doom reference I know is rip and tear

[red gull]

beat mithrix 3 times today as captain 😳 we moving up in the world homies

[gusty quiver]

nice!

[winged ferry]

Probably did it on Drizzle

[low hemlock]

Moving down tbh

[gusty quiver]

what difficulty though?

[red gull]

1 on monsoon alone and 2 with friends on Rainstorm

[low hemlock]

Stop blowing up the moon. We're running out of extras

[red gull]

by the time i'm done with this game there will be no moons left

[empty sorrel]

Broooooo real shit how bad is Rainstorm? Been doing Monsoon only since it's the "intended difficult"

[red gull]

i think you got those backwards boi

[low hemlock]

This will greatly affect society

[gusty quiver]

not that bad.

[gusty quiver]

and the gravitational pull

[red gull]

and the tides

[low hemlock]

And fishing season

[red gull]

and nasa

[gusty quiver]

not fishing season!

[empty sorrel]

Do I?

[red gull]

monsoon is the hardest difficulty and rainstorm is "intended"

[empty sorrel]

Ah shit I need to play more then

[winged ferry]

monsoon is the red demon one thats the hardest

rainstorm is medium and brown

[empty sorrel]

I'm sorry I j bought the game like a week ago

[red gull]

np

[low hemlock]

J

[gusty quiver]

what did you guys want for the new character? there's already a sniper and chef mod so a brand new character was the best option imo

idrk any other ror1 characters

[empty sorrel]

I'm ngl I loved Risk of Rain 1 so much but I never unlocked more than the second character

[low hemlock]

Unlock

[red gull]

Captain 2

[empty sorrel]

The mobility in ror2 definitely helped me get better at the game

[gusty quiver]

I used to not understand artificer, but then she just kind of clicked with me. extremely fun character.

[signal ember]

bvalls

[winged ferry]

a character with a zweihander

preferably a flamberge blade

[red gull]

the look of disgust this Overlord gives me 😔

[low hemlock]

Chef (chef)

[red gull]

or he's playing peekaboo idk

[low hemlock]

He's afraid

[red gull]

the albino captain is truly a terrifying creature

[winged ferry]

but what about, Albino Acrid

[red gull]

okokok debate

who would win in an all out death brawl between the survivors

[winged ferry]

Acrid would just posion everybody with his poison spit

[red gull]

true but more than 1 person on the roster has a gun

[winged ferry]

also, I feel there was a missed opprotunity to give Acrid a Hazmat suit for his alt skin

[pale delta]

Give Mercenary a gun 👹

[winged ferry]

Well then Merc, he's probably the fastest survivor on the roster right now

[low hemlock]

Can we all agree that acrid alt skin is bad.

[red gull]

true but could he outmelee loader? giant metal arms could probably overpower a sword

[winged ferry]

It is, because it's the same as Captains pretty much

[red gull]

artificer has a chance but there is again the problem of people wielding actual guns

[winged ferry]

what about lodr

[low hemlock]

Captain's is also bad, mainly because it's literally a reskin

[winged ferry]

I have a feeling his sword could slice those arms right off

[winged ferry]

she probably is

[winged ferry]

I hope they revisit all the alt skins like they did huntresses, because is actually nice looking now

[red gull]

true true

tbh I have a feeling the deathmatch goes to bandit

invisible throughout the whole fight and revolver headshots the last person standing

[winged ferry]

well not ALL, just the ones that are reskins

[autumn acorn]

In a deathmath huntress is by far the strongest survivor

Proof : king's combat arena mod

[winged ferry]

merc vs merc is just dark souls pvp

[hollow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-great-argument-however-megamind-your-mom-yo-mama-gif-22994712

[pale delta]

Umbra 😳

[low hemlock]

Sekiro pvp*

[winged ferry]

nah man, Merc vs Merc would be a straight up anime fight

[pale delta]

Actually Mercenary evil twin is the only fucking shit that makes me disturbed

[hollow violet]

do the words risque rain mean anything to you

[red gull]

mithrix is the weakest character in the entire game, he doesn't have any armor he would realistically just be shot and die

[hollow violet]

he has adaptive armor

[low hemlock]

True

[red gull]

i'm scared where this is going

because as far as i know those 2 statements don't relate

[low hemlock]

Pornography

[red gull]

i know what it is i'm worried about how "mercenary evil twin" relates to risque rain

[icy heart]

beans.

[harsh saffron]

gasp

[low hemlock]

It relates to being disturbed

[pale delta]

Eh?

[low hemlock]

Red spy is in the base

[hollow violet]

red spy is in the base??????

[red gull]

red spy is in my ass

[low hemlock]

Red spy is in your mother

[low hemlock]

Red pie

Red pie is being baked!

[autumn acorn]

sekiro pvp devolves into cheesy combat art and prosthetic spam simulator

[hollow violet]

mf only has one and a half arms

[autumn acorn]

sekiro basic sword fights with the online mod is good until someone realises they can just parry everything with decent reaction speed

[low hemlock]

Sekiro is a rhythm game

[autumn acorn]

truE

[hollow violet]

(edited)

[rocky nimbus]

I would imagine that loader can oneshot most survivors (maybe not mul-t)

[red gull]

tfw your artificer gets a hardlight and you have a hardlight with diablos and you get to mithrix

[pale delta]

Except Mercenary and Bandit maybe
Because they are trolls

[low hemlock]

Tfw your artificer gets one shot by a lemurian (ion surged)

[hollow violet]

zamn! that ass can fart!

[red gull]

leave the server

[hollow violet]

im right

[low hemlock]

Zamn!

[cursive oracle]

ZAMN 😍

[hollow violet]

zamn!

[low hemlock]

Zased

[cursive oracle]

arti's ass can fart

[hollow violet]

me when ion surge

[red gull]

you leave the server more

[winged ferry]

cwc be like

[cursive oracle]

ZAMN 😍

[pale delta]

Ah, so Ion Surge is based on farts
I see

[low hemlock]

Like wario

[cursive oracle]

yes, ion surge is where the ions are farts and the surge is the act of farting

[remote quartz]

🤨 🤨

[hollow violet]

stadia color

[cursive oracle]

this is clearly what the devs had in mind

[low hemlock]

Raised eyebrow emoji

[hollow violet]

emojer

[pale delta]

So stadia people do exist...

[low hemlock]

Nope

[hollow violet]

@stadia

[gusty oar]

face_with_raised_eyebrow face_with_raised_eyebrow

[cursive oracle]

skull emoji

[flat halo]

Wario has definitely awakened things in people

[hollow violet]

:sk💀:ull rmoji:skull :

[autumn acorn]

clogged pipes + h3ad set build for ion arti

[winged ferry]

<@&908846292401262665>

[low hemlock]

You want fun? Wario s

[pale delta]

sඞs

[cursive oracle]

ror2 but any time the girls get hit they moan loudly

[winged ferry]

down tremendous

[hollow violet]

artificer eating garlic with wario noises in preparation for an ion surge run ASMR

[low hemlock]

So basically ds1

[hollow violet]

down ghoulishly

[pale delta]

I groan like a fucking anime brute

[hollow violet]

i make the same noise a thwomp from mario does

[low hemlock]

No you moan like a dark souls protagonist

[pale delta]

Not joking

[cursive oracle]

very good

[low hemlock]

When I'm hurt I just stay quiet

[flat halo]

Ror2 is not the place for that

[cursive oracle]

aww :(

[random mulch]

<@&904833589391274055>

[low hemlock]

If they hear me, they'll find me

[pale delta]

Unless you get hurt right in the...

[long ravine]

BALLS

[cursive oracle]

put them in your mouth

[low hemlock]

Still would stay quiet

[winged ferry]

<@&638788142740144174>

[pale delta]

Excuse you?

[cursive oracle]

go on

[winged ferry]

<@&638788142740144174> I wish you all a wonderful evening.

[flat halo]

I curse loudly then wince extremely

[pale delta]

Fuck yeah dude
Mercenaries are the best

[gusty oar]

I wish you all a wonderful evening.

[low hemlock]

FUCK :drizzlegasm:

[winged ferry]

epic emote fail

[cursive oracle]

:drizzlegasm:

[hollow violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/841120169942056961/885706545999003700/snapchat.gif

[cursive oracle]

who is pleasuring drizzle?

[low hemlock]

Rainstorm

[long ravine]

Nice penis

[flat halo]

Thanks I got it at Walmart

[cursive oracle]

and Monsoon

[low hemlock]

Nice male reproductive organ

[brave flicker]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/382024185704218626/914699574562664448/unknown.png?width=1180&height=664
brass contraptions are being kinda funny in today's run

[low hemlock]

Very cool embed

[brave flicker]

i know right it fucking sucks

[low hemlock]

Chalk

[cursive oracle]

spitroast Drizzle

[red gull]

which difficulty is getting the best head

[cursive oracle]

YES

[pale delta]

Diluvian

[gusty oar]

get a role in #role-assignment

[low hemlock]

Eclip-

[brave flicker]

nothing wants to paste today. no funny screenshot after all

[red gull]

my money's on typhoon

[low hemlock]

Get a role #role-assignment

[brave flicker]

huh. if i had roles previously i am uncertain why they are gone. odd

[low hemlock]

Uhh the uhh j

[low hemlock]

Probably had the huntress role

[brave flicker]

?

i play loader lol

[low hemlock]

Cool

[cursive oracle]

spitroast huntress

[low hemlock]

Imagine not maining heretic tho

[cursive oracle]

she's not that strong

[low hemlock]

Death

[stable sorrel]

So basically Elden Ring

[pale delta]

Huntress sucks 😠

[cursive oracle]

Huntress sucks 😍

[low hemlock]

Huntress sucks

[pale delta]

What...

[red gull]

huntress shuts the fuck up unlike y'all

[cursive oracle]

she really sucks

[pale delta]

Fuck no

[low hemlock]

You shut ip

[red gull]

no, YOU!!!!!

[low hemlock]

Ok :(

[red gull]

haha i win i am god

[cursive oracle]

she sucks so bad and so good

[pale delta]

Based captain

[stable sorrel]

Huntress sucks 🍆

[low hemlock]

Eggplan

[cursive oracle]

she goes to pen island

[low hemlock]

Pen island? I'll fold it

[cursive oracle]

oh no

[red gull]

as a captain main i have the supernatural ability of already fucking someone's mom before i make the threat when playing online

it's foolproof you guys should be captain mains

[low hemlock]

Beige is a bad color tho

[flat halo]

Man I hate playing captain

[red gull]

i fucked your mom

[pale delta]

Captain is cringe a bit

[red gull]

i fucked your mom

[flat halo]

Fuck off

[low hemlock]

Sa- I mean uhhh

[red gull]

i fucked your mom

[flat halo]

Beige is great

[flat halo]

I apologize for that

[low hemlock]

But porple 🥺

[pale delta]

My mom fucked you

[red gull]

true

[flat halo]

TRUE

Purple is my favorite color so you got lucky there

[pale delta]

With a vodka bottle of course

[low hemlock]

I love purple

[flat halo]

Same

[cursive oracle]

hot

[red gull]

real men aren't afraid to get TOPPED learn that kids

[rocky nimbus]

I like cyan/toothpaste (color)

[pale delta]

I disagree

[light bison]

i like that poop colour

[low hemlock]

Real men aren't real

[flat halo]

I'm reminded of an album called real men are my dad

[low hemlock]

Reminds me of that song

[stable sorrel]

vers confirmed to be the only real men

[low hemlock]

So w

W

[flat halo]

I am a fake man

[split flame]

I do not want to be a man

[low hemlock]

I am a fake human

[stable sorrel]

I do not want to be

[flat halo]

I want to have a woman's body for the most part

[flat halo]

Yo same

[low hemlock]

I do not want to be dffvtrrscbnnk

[gusty quiver]

you guys on this again? lmao

[autumn acorn]

I do not want to be a woman

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[gusty quiver]

so does that mean you are a woman and you wish you were a man, or that you are a man who doesn't want to be a woman

[gusty quiver]

🥵

[full sparrow]

fellow synth

[autumn acorn]

the later

[hidden saddle]

discussion 1

[violet sorrel]

egg sus

[hidden saddle]

among us

[flat halo]

Gender sus

Vote it out

[full sparrow]

gender is simply a biological construct.

[red gull]

captain mains when they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they

[full sparrow]

when they can finally use diablo strike again after 40 years

[stable sorrel]

captain mains when they can't steal the legendary chests and shrines from other players in multiplayer

[flat halo]

Captain mains when they're bad people

[stable sorrel]

fuck captain mains

[hidden saddle]

[character] mains when they [weakness of character]

[red gull]

bandolier

[red gull]

jesus at least take me out to dinner first

[flat halo]

I mean nobody else will

[violet sorrel]

Purity

[full sparrow]

alien head

[red gull]

who's getting the best alien head

[full sparrow]

[violet sorrel]

"You only need about 11 purity to make a significant difference in diablo cd"

[blazing pine]

i hate tc 280 i hate tc 280

[flat halo]

Me

[stable sorrel]

Alien head is good on Arti

[flat halo]

Wow everyone stopped typing

I wonder why

[stable sorrel]

chat cringe

[violet sorrel]

Alien head is good on mult

[flat halo]

Chat cowardly

[red gull]

she been with newt that long i mean 👀

[stable sorrel]

👁️

[violet sorrel]

Nah I just dont like talking about alien head anymore

[full sparrow]

an eternity is only the blink of an eye

[peak bolt]

go be horny elsewhere. thanks.

[split flame]

seethe

[violet sorrel]

Seethious

[full sparrow]

hi sai can we be friends

[peak bolt]

like on discord 🤨

because no

we can be online acquaintances

[violet sorrel]

No like on whatsapp

[peak bolt]

oh

[full sparrow]

[hidden saddle]

gd1app

[gusty oar]

hi sai can we be friends (on discord)

[peak bolt]

you're all 14-15 years old i am not becoming friends with anyone

[autumn acorn]

If you think captain mains are bad

[full sparrow]

im 18

[autumn acorn]

you really should try brittle crown mult

[violet sorrel]

Um actually I'm 13 😎

[autumn acorn]

what about meee

[ripe dragon]

i think they mean mentally

[autumn acorn]

and rook

[gusty oar]

i'm 17 idk idk idk

[flat halo]

Actually, I'm 6 years old

[peak bolt]

you're all children. i am not becoming friends with anyone

[violet sorrel]

Actually I'm skeletron

[hidden saddle]

djcscriso termefsn o f servcie badnned erpoeterted

[autumn acorn]

how old are you sai

[gusty oar]

:(

[violet sorrel]

Loner mentality

[flat halo]

Actually I'm a stone golem

[hidden saddle]

sai is 97

[stable sorrel]

I wish I was still a child. I did some prep work for my taxes today and I can confirm being an adult is cringe

[dense kindle]

iamgine being a child

[low hemlock]

Damn

[flat halo]

Stoner mentality

[dense kindle]

iamgine 😔

[autumn acorn]

If youre 20-22 then it makes no sense to brag because a lot of regulars are same as you

(and you are super young too)

[violet sorrel]

.iam gine

[ripe dragon]

awwctuawwy iww wevwen wears wold and it mawwkes me vewwy mawwd to nowwt hawwve fwiends

[peak bolt]

[low hemlock]

Hi sai

[peak bolt]

hi penfolder

[violet sorrel]

I'm so hyped for february 25th 2022

[low hemlock]

Uhhh happy merry almost Christmas

[flat halo]

Omg same I'm only 67 years older

[violet sorrel]

The silksong release will be so hype 😎

[hidden saddle]

what happens here

[ripe dragon]

!!!

[peak bolt]

[gusty oar]

good day

[violet sorrel]

Nothing else notable happening that day

[ripe dragon]

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

[hidden saddle]

🅱️

[low hemlock]

Ohhhhhhh

[ripe dragon]

elden ring?

[low hemlock]

Elden ring

[violet sorrel]

What no

There is no elden ring

[dense kindle]

all I want for Christmas is your soul

[low hemlock]

The elden ring ohhhhhh elden ring

[naive lantern]

All I want for Christmas is to not listen to Sleigh Ride again seriously I think it gave me ptsd

[ripe dragon]

froge

[violet sorrel]

Yes honey 😔

[random mulch]

What the fuck is this

[low hemlock]

All i want for Christmas is elden ring

[ripe dragon]

sorry bro i sold mine for destiny dlc

[dense kindle]

bad deal

[ripe dragon]

my tombstone inscryption

[flat halo]

All I want for Christmas is for Mariah Carey to get a crippling gambling addiction and land in massive debt and never have to listen t

[muted cloud]

100% mmmm for me chief.

[random mulch]

Then you will die alone

[hidden saddle]

all i

[peak bolt]

apple

[gusty oar]

@echo bluff

[lofty rapids]

look

[flat halo]

Hi miie

[lofty rapids]

hi

[ripe dragon]

so nothing new?

[flat halo]

What's popping

[stable sorrel]

True you're not old until at least 30

[ripe dragon]

bubble wrap

[flat halo]

Was asking miie

[autumn acorn]

perhaps more even

i unironically consider 80% of people in their twenties the equivalent of a 10-12yo to a 15-18 teen compared to an actually old person

[flat halo]

@lofty rapids what's popping

Besides my kidneys

[echo bluff]

trueeee

[stable sorrel]

[gusty oar]

hi turtle

[rustic light]

there's still a considerable difference between teenagers and people in their 20s

just on this server, usually you can tell

[flat halo]

Thanks for sharing

[peak bolt]

and makes a difference for adults when youngsters are trying to make friends

not super appropriate imo

[dense kindle]

true

[autumn acorn]

I dont see a problem with adults being friends with 14-18yo toddlers as long as they match

[echo bluff]

hello wakan

[gusty oar]

:)

[autumn acorn]

maybe you would find appreciation and enjoyableness in this server more easily if not for gd1 mental decay

[flat halo]

I remember when I was gonna join a server but the average member age was like 28

[alpine sable]

new pfp

[dense kindle]

the big shitter energy fades wit age

[flat halo]

Did not stay when I learned that

[echo bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/788977623039606797/904351529761406996/image0-9.gif

[flat halo]

You mean the fun

[dense kindle]

that too

[stable sorrel]

Your very soul decays with age

[dense kindle]

as does the rest of you

[flat halo]

Aging means slowly having every essence of personality and enjoyment drained out of you

[gusty oar]

i would play chess with that cat if only i knew how

[flat halo]

Time is the enemy of joy

[dense kindle]

horse go L

[rustic light]

getting a bit deep for this channel magnausea

[flat halo]

Which is why it's a ror2 Mechanic

[rustic light]

saved

[gusty oar]

horse should do a backflip to impress an enemy

[rustic light]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811985394303238144/867939161171189810/cringe.gif

[gusty oar]

snaked

[flat halo]

That looks like a mother 3 pk move

[rustic light]

I dont know what that means

[flat halo]

Seizure

[violet sorrel]

Mother 3 is my favorite earthbound inspired rpg

[stable sorrel]

Real

[rustic light]

oh yea i know that game i play smash

[flat halo]

https://tenor.com/view/psi-rockin-psi-rockin-earthbound-ness-gif-16332279

Like this

[stable sorrel]

Ow

[gusty oar]

why is it called like that

[tough cape]

yes i pirate nintendo games

[gusty oar]

you're a sneedle

[stable sorrel]

Earthbound is Mother 2

[gusty oar]

yea why mother

[stable sorrel]

Thats the title

[flat halo]

Your mother

[rustic light]

https://tenor.com/view/ness-pk-fire-earthbound-fire-super-smash-bros-gif-20182867

[low hemlock]

PK f

[flat halo]

https://tenor.com/view/sans-fake-smile-gif-19891088

I can't believe they put ness in smash ultimate twice

[violet sorrel]

Stronger than you spanish cut

[gusty oar]

his eyeball burns i think it hurts

[low hemlock]

I can't believe matpatt hasn't played subnautica

[flat halo]

I can't believe matpatt

[low hemlock]

I can't believe

[gusty oar]

subnautica is fun

[flat halo]

Oh yeah

You know why he's based

[rustic light]

https://tenor.com/view/lucas-mother3-earthbound-fire-pk-fire-gif-20177302

[flat halo]

He was bald.

[autumn acorn]

My favorite earthbound inspired RPG? Gunfire Reborn

[random mulch]

Someone brought up smash

[flat halo]

Welcome to the bald podcast

[low hemlock]

I'm bald

[flat halo]

HYPE

[lofty rapids]

im good

[low hemlock]

I'm bald with hair

[flat halo]

https://tenor.com/view/nauve-gif-19301567

[flat halo]

That's good

[rustic light]

wtf is that thing

[gusty oar]

bald

[stable sorrel]

Anime

[flat halo]

Me on Wednesdays

[random mulch]

Jesus

[low hemlock]

An im e

[dense kindle]

GOD

[rustic light]

the power of christ compels you

[gusty oar]

hi mustard

[low hemlock]

God is gone (scared off by gd1)

[flat halo]

Repels*

[dense kindle]

true tbh

[low hemlock]

The p

[flat halo]

I'm bald at heart, and no god can give me anything more

[rustic light]

it's definitely compels

[gusty oar]

wouldn't it be cool if my head didn't hurt rn

[stable sorrel]

wouldn't it be cool if my soul didn't hurt rn

[gleaming palm]

???

[gusty oar]

what

[low hemlock]

Head hurt 😔

Head pain bad

[gusty oar]

true

[ripe dragon]

why head hurt

[gusty oar]

and it hurt aince i woke up

[pearl spire]

take some acetaminophen bro

[gusty oar]

which was like 3 hours ago

[low hemlock]

Dronk wataw

[gusty oar]

i'm in college rn water here not good

[low hemlock]

Oh

Uhhhhhhhhhh

Sleep

[stable sorrel]

Lmao

My uni was the same

The water tasted awful over in that town

[low hemlock]

School water is just bad

[stable sorrel]

Very heavy water

[low hemlock]

Like no matter what

[unborn marten]

Knight of the Hollow

[pearl spire]

Is "splash_skip" like the hopoo games logo?

[gusty oar]

bug fighter

[unborn marten]

I mean if it's fountain water I think your expectations are a bit too high

[stable sorrel]

Yeah you let the government handle something and they'll find a way to mess it up

[gusty oar]

where

[pearl spire]

in config.cfg

[gusty oar]

oh idk

[unborn marten]

Government would be a good idea if the people running it had the people's best interests at heart

[pearl spire]

welp i set both splash_skip and intro_skip to 1

now I don't have to wait for the logo and then spam spacebar

[unborn marten]

But money amirite

[pearl spire]

it goes right into the game

[willow mango]

Hello, Gordon.

[gusty oar]

cool

[gusty oar]

ror2 first person commando gameplay?

[willow mango]

I do have a commando playermodel

[unborn marten]

Ror 2 crossover

Rook you're scaring me

[stable sorrel]

Both private and public sector services fall prey to greed tbh

People do be bad

[willow mango]

Although i am dualwielding soda guns from Doctor Breen's Private Reserve

[low hemlock]

Create a new document and edit with others at the same time -- from your computer, phone, or tablet. Get stuff done with or without internet connection. Use Docs to edit Word files. Free from Google.

[stable sorrel]

[willow mango]

Dual fizztols

And Selt and Zer

[stable sorrel]

Has osp at 50% hp

Hacks

[willow mango]

what do you mean?

what is osp

Found this gem on the workshop

[stable sorrel]

The stripes on the healthbar indicate that mister Commando has one shot protection but he's also at 50%

[low hemlock]

Dispenser goin up

[willow mango]

Sentry goin up!

[low hemlock]

I'm movin this

[willow mango]

Makin' bacon!

ENGINEER GAMING

[low hemlock]

Yeeeeeeeeeee

You just ain't doin it right

[stable sorrel]

[willow mango]

I'm wolverine mean, you son of a bitch.

[sly moon]

Like playing on stadia

[low hemlock]

Let's do this Texas style

HEEELLLP!

[willow mango]

yo should i offer or leave it alone?

Yes someone actually added shrine models to gmod

Now to truly make it authentic

[low hemlock]

Crab

[full sparrow]

crabs are clearly the superior lifeform

[low hemlock]

"You have summoned Antlions to fight"

[gusty oar]

i like crabs

[full sparrow]

like in terraria

[willow mango]

no antlions from hl2

[gusty oar]

terraria

[low hemlock]

:)

[gusty oar]

i need to play kenshi again one day i like crabs

[full sparrow]

please leave me alone antlions i just want an extracternator

[willow mango]

Oh noes

[sly moon]

Amazing 19 fps

[gusty oar]

antlions got too high quality models

[willow mango]

Should i uh....

[gusty oar]

yes free lunar money

[willow mango]

THOSE BASTARDS LIED TO ME

Primary: G-Gun

if g-gun was in ror2 what stats would it have

[gusty oar]

what is g gun

[willow mango]

Deal 90% damage. Temporarily stun enemies hit by this ability. Proc coefficient: 1

Gravity gun

[gusty oar]

oh

uhhhh

idk

[willow mango]

I can do this

And i can do this as well

[winged ferry]

ror3 😳

[light bison]

no it's secret 3rd gamemode

[stable sorrel]

Gd1 gamemode

[warped depot]

hey bitches i'm not dead yet

[winged ferry]

ik this is weird but can someone with nitro post acridgrooving

[stable sorrel]

[warped depot]

eventually the authority will collapse with the heat death

[winged ferry]

thx

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/831908088281825410.gif?size=96

[warped depot]

message link copied

[winged ferry]

yes 👀

[warped depot]

#gd1-nullified message

[winged ferry]

i love the gif so much

[warped depot]

that's good enough

[winged ferry]

ha embed fail

[sly moon]

It's a discord channel link

[warped depot]

embed fail💀

[winged ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/831908088281825410.gif?size=96

[sly moon]

Those don't embed

[winged ferry]

oh im stupid

[winged ferry]

💀

[stable sorrel]

[winged ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/831908088281825410.gif?size=96

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-cat-two-cat-cat-cat-love-gif-23651667

https://tenor.com/view/opossum-possum-gif-21700822

[warped depot]

cool cats

[winged ferry]

thanks, I stole the gif myself

[warped depot]

my dog's killed one of those

[winged ferry]

damn

[warped depot]

two, actually

[stable sorrel]

Possum

[winged ferry]

https://imgur.com/PjTb01F

[warped depot]

she's also killed squirrels

[winged ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-kitty-cat-cuddle-cuddles-gif-21959577

[warped depot]

and a rat

[winged ferry]

my god

no offense, but your dog needs to be trained better

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-hello-chat-roblox-falling-bottom-text-gif-21349658

[warped depot]

she's good, she's just a good hunter

[winged ferry]

ohhh ok

I thought you meant randomly when you let her outside

[warped depot]

after all, it's in their nature to hunt

[winged ferry]

wait

[warped depot]

oh yeah she randomly kills stuff

[winged ferry]

oh no-

[warped depot]

what

[stable sorrel]

🤨

[gusty oar]

how

[warped depot]

she's commited several warcrimes in the animal kingdom

like genocide

[stable sorrel]

Pitbull?

[warped depot]

huskador

[safe mortar]

Shaped glass is crazy

[warped depot]

husky and lab mix

[warped depot]

sure is

[safe mortar]

Pretty sure I had 15 stacks

[warped depot]

what the fuck

[winged ferry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912770133594898453/914522121571565568/image0-89.gif

[warped depot]

what the fuck

[winged ferry]

cat stretch

[warped depot]

okay but why the toes go like that

also theres a channel for this #pet-pics ik they aint yours but still

[stable sorrel]

When you get 2 or 3 shaped glass you might as well keep it going

[warped depot]

at that point the run's already fucked anyways

so fuck it harder

[flat halo]

Cosmic when you getting online

[warped depot]

i have no clue

[winged ferry]

OC pet pics only in #pet-pics 😔

[warped depot]

this is of the highest concern to me aswell, trust me

[winged ferry]

up to 127

[unborn marten]

2 glass is basically enough to carry you

[warped depot]

i'm going back to school tomorrow 😫

[warped depot]

downloaded

[white kelp]

beat rice

[warped depot]

shit goes hard, felt free to download

[flat halo]

Go to mine smh

[warped depot]

what about yours

[flat halo]

Go to it

[unborn marten]

School when they see vsauce
https://c.tenor.com/C1vR44Mr6voAAAAM/cat-scared.gif

[warped depot]

an infinitely better teacher! run!

vsauce definitely got brain damage from the mindfield white torture

[flat halo]

Rn

This hour

[warped depot]

where you at i got seventeen minutes

[flat halo]

Cali

[warped depot]

getting in the 500 mph car

listening to the doom soundtrach

damn the universe looks good

i'm here

just like any school, it's sad

[unborn marten]

You know

[flat halo]

School

More like

[warped depot]

you're right, i should go to finland

[flat halo]

SW-3495-6148-0606

[unborn marten]

Math was a lot funner when the people were discovering it instead of it being regurgitated to the nth generation

[warped depot]

i know

[warped depot]

was that a mistake or.....?

[unborn marten]

I mean if I discovered the Pythagorean Theorem I'd be popping off honestly

[flat halo]

No

I don't make mistakes

[warped depot]

i have no fucking clue what that is but same

[flat halo]

Welcome to the bald podcast

[unborn marten]

You don't know the Pythagorean Theorem?

[warped depot]

if i discovered anything new about math i'd be popping off

[warped depot]

'fraid not

[flat halo]

I've said that like 6 times in this server, I'll say it many more

[unborn marten]

A^2+B^2=C^2

This refers to the sides of a triangle

A and B are the legs and C is the hypotenuse

[warped depot]

but science is my favorite

when i want to actually learn science that stuff is good shit

[flat halo]

I like fact science not math science

Well

Tangible science I mean

Math is fact ig

[mild orbit]

As someone who hates platforming, is ror1 any good

[unborn marten]

Me when quantum mechanics😯

Me when quantum mathematics: 😔

[mild orbit]

Or is 2 just better everywhere

[flat halo]

It's not really a platformer I'd say, traversing maps isn't difficult

[flat halo]

But 2 is better everywhere except music and Atmosphere

[unborn marten]

You only need platforming for some artifacts

Also, its atmosphere is better and you may like the music better.

Only the gameplay is straight up better... although you can't freeze time in ror 2 can you?

[low hemlock]

Gaming

[mild orbit]

Are there mods?

Wanna know if I should get it on Xbox or pc

[low hemlock]

Mods exist yes

[mild orbit]

I hear there's actually no multiplayer

[low hemlock]

Yeah there's no multiplayer

[mild orbit]

Ah

[unborn marten]

There is

[low hemlock]

Does mp work on console?

[mild orbit]

It says there is but I hear it doesn't work

No idea

[unborn marten]

Yes

It's just worse than the first

But it works if you have a good connection

[low hemlock]

Good connection when the

[unborn marten]

Cheese its

[low hemlock]

6000 ping when

[flat halo]

0c multiplayer is hell to do

You need to give your ip and open it pretty much

So you need to download a program to create a separate ip thing to link to

And then use that

At least that was how it was on PC when I tried with my friend

[low hemlock]

Yeah let's ror1 co op 😄
Just give me your ip address

[willow mango]

YOooo i just got bl3 on my ps4 and it's almost done downloading

SO i can play it

[low hemlock]

Bl3?

[winged ferry]

borderlands 3 is my assumption

[lofty rapids]

school makes me unironically waant todie

[winged ferry]

you can go to #other-games to talk about things outside ror :)

[lofty rapids]

i am in agony

[low hemlock]

Could be black ops 3

[low hemlock]

No lol

[warped depot]

same though

[lofty rapids]

if its solve world o
hunger or no school for a week which one you taking

[gusty oar]

deep rock galactic I think

[winged ferry]

wdym

[warped depot]

i know it's a joke but i would solve world hunger

[low hemlock]

#other-games is for uhhhh ror2 yeah

[lofty rapids]

i wouldn't