#AOTD (March 4th, 2026)

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kind vector
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HI ASTRA!!!

heady gorge
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howdy

kind vector
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HRU?

heady gorge
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alive

kind vector
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Oooo

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I hope I get the mini game character so I level up to level 100!!

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Would be sick if I got it on my 1 year anniversary

kind vector
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RE8N

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REIN

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RIN

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BAKUGO

vapid ivy
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What’s a kidnapper favorite shoes?

White vans.

kind vector
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RIEN

remote plume
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vi

kind vector
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REN

west sage
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"Dad I'm hungry"
"Hi hungry, I'm dad"

sand locust
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Endeavour

civic iris
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Child: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

median bramble
west sage
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BAAAHHHHH

kind vector
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ALL MIGHT

somber compass
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Toji Fushiguro

remote plume
opal locust
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Whenever someone says I'm _ I say hi __, I've done it so much it's become a habit

civic iris
old gorge
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Hiii

pearl gulch
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My ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better

pine niche
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its katsuki?

vocal lily
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the cheese looked in the mirror , whT did it say?
hellumi

strong tree
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Idk.

rose marlin
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idk bru

somber compass
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wait Sasuke?

rose marlin
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jinx?

kind vector
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What do you call a bear with no ears? B

boreal kettle
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Child:dad I’m hungry
Dad:hi hungry I’m dad

sand locust
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Katara?

noble venture
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AZULA

kind vector
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TANHIRO

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UH

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ALL MIGHT

rose marlin
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powder

kind vector
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MISKY

pine niche
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vegeta?

kind vector
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TERRA

rose marlin
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idk bru

kind vector
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GOKU

noble venture
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DABI

peak basalt
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What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef

pine niche
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sasuke?

verbal herald
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Akaza

robust spindle
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Satoru Gojo

rose marlin
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i just git back into arcane so its all i xan think of

verbal herald
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Akaza

kind vector
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PLEASE ASTRA I NEED THIS

old gorge
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Inoske?

somber compass
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Guts

robust spindle
drowsy flame
kind vector
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ITS ONLY LIKE 23 XP I NEED

high veldt
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Idk

pine niche
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uhm dabi?

kind vector
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PLEASE

noble venture
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Sasuke

shell slate
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"Why was the spanish man blind?"
"Because he couldnt si."

rose marlin
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yuji itadori

gusty nymph
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My fathers dad jokes.. I cherish every single second with him since I know he maybe only has 10 years left in him..

somber compass
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Raiden

noble venture
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It’s azula

rose marlin
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megumi fushiguro

remote plume
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human torch

robust spindle
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Satoru Gojo

forest thicket
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todoroki

limber sapphire
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Hai Astra

rose marlin
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idk bro

oak grotto
tacit hill
shrewd bolt
somber compass
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Vi

frigid otter
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Hi Hungry, I'm dad (my dad never told me jokes like this since they were all gross so thanks internet. 😅)

west sage
noble venture
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Endeavor

noble swallow
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Whats the difference between toilet paper, and a shower curtain?

unsuspecting person: what?

So it was you!

median bramble
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idk yuji?

robust spindle
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Satoru Gojo

pine rover
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(insert silly willy funny sunnny dad joke)

pine niche
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rin okumura?

high veldt
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Darkmight

verbal herald
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Still saying akaza

robust spindle
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Satoru Gojo

drowsy basalt
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Hmmmm
Idk

noble venture
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Bakougo

gusty rover
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Choso

somber compass
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dabi

drowsy basalt
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GOSH

sand locust
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Sasuke

robust spindle
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Satoru Gojo

somber compass
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astra help

dusk atlas
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Darkmight?

dusky crown
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Uhh

rose marlin
robust spindle
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Satoru Gojo

peak basalt
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Inosuke?

limber sapphire
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Astra help

rose marlin
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dude

noble venture
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Ghost rider

pine niche
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megumi?

gusty nymph
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Superman?

kind vector
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SANS

old gorge
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Goku???

robust spindle
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Satoru Gojo

dusk atlas
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Allmight?

west sage
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i love how everyone is saying gojo

limber sapphire
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Y~Y

rose marlin
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Nanami

ruby light
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nightwing?

pine niche
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genos?

robust spindle
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Satoru Gojo

drowsy flame
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Dabi?

rose marlin
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Mahito

dusk atlas
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Hmmm

noble venture
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Sub-Zero

rose marlin
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Jogo

kind vector
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RIN OKOMURA

robust spindle
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Satoru Gojo

west inlet
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Mohawk invincible?

dusky crown
robust spindle
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Satoru Gojo

heady gorge
drowsy flame
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Agni

sand locust
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Sasuke Kuichi or whatever his last name is

heady gorge
kind vector
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SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

rose marlin
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ITS THE SAME PERSON SAYING GOJO

heady gorge
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I was just typing a hint

kind vector
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NO!

median jungle
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Dabi

median bramble
drowsy basalt
pine niche
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levi

noble venture
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WHAT

kind vector
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NOOOO!!!!!!!

limber sapphire
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Yooo

sand locust
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This is hard

noble venture
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MOHAWK THE INVINCIBLE ?

robust spindle
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Angry Satoru Gojo

somber compass
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SOBS

kind vector
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I NEEDED THAT 23 XP

west inlet
rose marlin
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i havent watched invincible 🙂 my brither has fh

median jungle
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DABI

noble venture
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HOW THE ACTUAL HELL

kind vector
drowsy basalt
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Idk

noble venture
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NO WAY

somber compass
drowsy basalt
median jungle
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TOYA TODOROKI

limber sapphire
kind vector
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PLEASE ASTRA

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A BIRTHDAY GIFT

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PLEASE

robust spindle
sand locust
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Saitama

limber sapphire
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Loll

drowsy basalt
rose marlin
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happy hurthday bro

high veldt
rose marlin
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.

somber compass
kind vector
rose marlin
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!€{#>|_%

drowsy basalt
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A

rose marlin
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birthday

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oh

heady gorge
drowsy basalt
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Well congrats

kind vector
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ITS NOT THE SAME TOMORROW

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WAAAAAA

drowsy basalt
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Hey chill

kind vector
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THIS IS ONCE IN A LIFE TIME

noble venture
oak grotto
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someone answer the question
i crave more dad jokes

limber sapphire
fleet sky
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What was the answer

robust spindle
noble venture
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2025 was so peak 🥹

oak grotto
cinder hull
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Punch Up

steel blade
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Hiyaaa

cinder hull
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nm

drowsy basalt
noble venture
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Why lol

kind vector
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PLEASE ASTRA I NEED THIS.
MY >LEVEL IS KINDA HOMELESS

limber sapphire
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WTH?

steel blade
drowsy basalt
sand locust
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Wait what?

noble venture
limber sapphire
shrewd bolt
oak grotto
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same!!
i feel like everyone got depressed in 2025
but thats why i love it

drowsy basalt
sand locust
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How is it Mowhawk?

limber sapphire
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Idk bro

noble venture
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Astra please give us free gifts 50xp each just for trying 😭

rotund pollen
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I ONLY KNOW DUTCH DAD JOKES AND “NICE TO MEAT YOU”

limber sapphire
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Good

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Bro my autocorrect is insane

opal nest
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not sure if this is considered one but a few years back i told my family i was pansexual and then one day i randomly got a message from my step-dad and he sent a pic of a frying pan a_skulldead

noble venture
kind vector
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LOOK HES CRYING

Screenshot_20250207_231756_Roblox.jpg
limber sapphire
oak grotto
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how does a nonbinary samurai kill people/

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THEY SLASH THEM

steel blade
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My dad was addicted to the hoki poki
Eventually he turned himself around

limber sapphire
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LOL

noble venture
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Why’s astra ignoring all our propositions ? They ain’t even that bad 😭 💀

steel blade
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I have a full on list of dad jokes

limber sapphire
grim wigeon
noble venture
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Lmaoo

heady gorge
ember imp
limber sapphire
steel blade
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Astra if my dad is funny will you give me xp

oak grotto
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whats big, red, and eats rocks?
A BIG RED ROCK EATER

grim wigeon
heady gorge
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The path to becoming a QOTD legend doesn’t come with free XP

heady gorge
noble venture
steel blade
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*dad joke

lapis stratus
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Fav quote which is stupid- is your fridge running? Well you better go catch it.

noble venture
limber sapphire
steel blade
# heady gorge mmm sure

My wife called me at the bar last night, she said "if you're not home in 10 minutes, I'm giving the dinner I made for you to the dog."
I was home in 5 minutes, I'd hate for anything to happen to that dog

oak grotto
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knock knock

whos there?

boo

boo who?

awww why are you crying it was just a joke

steel blade
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OR

noble venture
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Ok that’s starting to become bad jokes

heady gorge
limber sapphire
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:0

heady gorge
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Yeah no

noble venture
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Lol

heady gorge
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That's just sexism

noble venture
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…

stoic mountain
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Made this one myself, whenever a customer is purchasing a stick of bread, I ask "would you like me to BAGUETTE?"

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And I'm not even a dad

limber sapphire
steel blade
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Just when you thought food couldn't make a phone call

Boom, onion rings

oak grotto
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a Scotsman walked into a bar and the bartender says
"excuse me sir, it looks like theres a steering wheel lin your pants"
and the Scotsman says to the bartender
"I KNOW! ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"

gusty nymph
noble venture
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Ok astra here you go if you don’t laugh there is some kind of problem :
Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?
Because people are dying to get in. 💀

limber sapphire
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How did the scientist freshen his breath?

He had an experi-mint

stoic mountain
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Yeah I'm just gonna...

oak grotto
steel blade
stoic mountain
noble venture
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My friend said he didn’t understand cloning.
I said, “That makes two of us.”

heady gorge
noble venture
steel hedge
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“Man I’m hungry”
“Hello hungry nice to meet you”

steel blade
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My wife said I have no sense of direction

Where did that come from?

gusty nymph
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Sorry sir, all my jokes argon

limber sapphire
noble venture
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I asked my dog what’s two minus two.
He said nothing.

limber sapphire
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BAHA

noble venture
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COME ON I CAN’T BE THAT UNFUNNY

steel blade
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I have a list AoyamaSip

noble venture
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GIVE ME JUST 10 XP IT DOESN’T HURT I TRIED MY BEST 😭 😂

heady gorge
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The rotation of Earth really makes my day.

noble venture
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.

steel blade
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HA

gusty nymph
limber sapphire
steel blade
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My wife is divorcing me bc of my obsession with poker

I bet she's bluffing though

heady gorge
ember imp
kind vector
heady gorge
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do chu's art prompts

steel blade
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I invented an air freshener that's controlled by my mind

It makes scents when you think about it

limber sapphire
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What did the scientist do to freshen his breath?
SUPAHHHH he had and experi-mint

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They crack upEmiTeehee

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That's my best jokes ngl

noble venture
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Astra either you don’t read the jokes or you ignore them there’s no way 10 ppl trying to make you laugh in 15 minutes didn’t succeed

limber sapphire
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Fr

digital hound
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

||ground beef||

steel blade
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Dang my jokes aren't that mid right?

chrome pawn
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Never throw sodium chloride at someone!
Why?
That's a salt (assault)

steel blade
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The hoki poki one is my fav

limber sapphire
lapis stratus
oak grotto
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made this one myself
what kind of music do mice make?
MOUSE TRAP

limber sapphire
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I got more

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

LETTUCE IN

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Alr I disappear

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Cya later!!

oak grotto
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youre cool :(

limber sapphire
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I'll be back tomorrow

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Cya

oak grotto
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byeee red

chrome pawn
warm lagoon
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My wife said she would leave if I kept singing I'm a believer, I thought she was joking... But then I saw her face!

ember imp
manic grotto
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Does guess what chicken butt count

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I steal my dad's "seems fishy" joke whenever I see a fish

ember imp
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i don't even know what the 'chicken butt' joke means...

ember imp
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I need someone to compile all the good jokes into an glossary typ thingy 😭😂 or a file and treasure em

steel blade
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My boss said to have a good day

So I went home

autumn hedge
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sometimes i touch my knees to my chest and lean forward—thats just how i roll

indigo bane
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He... pasta way

civic rampart
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A man walked into a bar.

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"Ouch."

naive kayak
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How do you make one disappear?

Add a g and its gone

nocturne narwhal
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Victim: I'm bored
Me: Hi Bored I'm Jily

somber compass
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Why did Aoyama accidentally join the Navy?

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He thought naval combat involved being a belly button beam specialist.

sharp tide
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Cemetery
People are dying to get in there
It's the dead centre of town

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Alao

tranquil crane
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What do you call a spider with ten eyes... a spiiiiiiiiiider

sharp tide
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Three men arrived in America, all from overseas. They didnt know how to speak English.
One became a chef, and learnt how to say "knife and fork"
One became a dancer, and learnt how to say "mememememee"
And the last became a candy shop owner and learnt how to say "goody goody gumdrops"

One day the three of them were walking down the street, when they came across a dead body. A police asked them: "who killed this man?" The dancer said "mememememee"
"How did you kill this man?" Asked the police
The first man replied "Knife and fork, knife and fork!"
"Right! Your going to jail" said the police
"Goody goody gumdrops!" Replied the last man.

And they went to jail

hidden iris
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what do you call nachos that aren't yours?

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no yo cheese

sleek jasper
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hey dad im hungry

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hi hungry

vestal bough
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting co-
MOOOOOOO

fringe gate
elder lion
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a man walks into a bar and says, "ow"

tough kettle
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dyk that a full moon is the perfect time for a wolf to come out?
IM GAYY AWOOOOOO

short pumice
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whats a dog magician called

vale thorn
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None cuz my dad rarely jokes

dry cobalt
spark widget
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Dad Im hungry
HI hungry Im Dad

very classic

distant wagon
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Dad i'm hungry
Hi hungry i am dad
Oh boy

steel blade
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What do you get if you drop a piano on a child?

A flat minor

icy wharf
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Hi hungry i'm dad
(I see multiple people have said this😭🙏)

round halo
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had not guts

chrome pawn
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A lot of good ones here

flat iron
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"wait...D-Dad?" DekuOhNo

chrome pawn
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What

frail heath
gritty roost
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Whats a dad