#AOTD (October 25th, 2024)
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Why are you the way you are?
Am I a good master?
why do you keep eating my papers
are u gonna start payin taxes around here motherfucker?
how are you bro?
i would ask them ehy they keeo barking for no reason
Where do you go every time i leave?
what do you call me?
Why do you bark at air
Oh
Keep your answers SFW please
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP PEEING EVERYWHERE
But that was a real question tho...
Id ask her what she did to her foot as a kitten so she could tell my dad himself as it irratates me to this day he thinks I'd lie if I stepped on her. Id also ask her if I'm her favorite because he swears she hates him and yet she rides around with me like a baby when she's technically his cat lol
Much appreciated ✨
Why do you give me the side-eye every time I see you laying down?
Sometimes they just wanna yell
She always leads me around the house like she wants something
Rice, Bread, or pasta?
Another question would be why do you lick plastic
I’d ask why she keeps bringing me socks
id ask my sisters dog "why are you so f***ing annoying?" lol
nothing because i dont have a pet
would ask my Guinea pig why he’s so flippin fat
Why do you like to bark and growl a lot?
If he would want to be my friend cause it gets lonely here. (I would ask my dog that died years ago)
Why you take my food? It’s mine that’s the last time you steal my chicken
am i your favorite
do you like me best
Depends on what pet you have.
MOTHERFUCKER START USING THE CAT DOOR.
Probably something like “you’re a cat, why do you chirp”
WE PUT IT IN FOR A REASON.
IF YOU KEEP TEARING UP THE PORCH. THEN YOU WONT HAVE A LITTLE PROTECTION FROM THE ANIMALS.
your cats a fire alarm.
Lmao
Why must you meow loudly before the sun is up just for me to feed you?
ill say stop barking at everyone you see
also my grandmas cats. carly why you no like people? and piper. why do you feel the need to flash my dad your butthole when he wakes up?
"Are You happy here?" 
Amadeus, why did you hump another male dog one time? Are you gay?
hole=goal
Why do you sleep and sigh like you pay the bills 🤨
“Do u love me” or “why do u keep biting me in exchange for scratches”
why are you so FAT
why do you have the zoomies when i’m trying to sleep
This.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOULDER BRO IDK WHAT TO DO 
Same my cat eats way to much and can barely jump
Probably "can I give you a bath pls without you freaking tf out"
💀💀
Since i don't have one (anymore) I'd ask this one to my sister's dog. That little terror is just annoying barks at me until i go back to my room. I prefer my sisters' cats over my youngest sister's dog (granted the two who have the cats are also younger than me) least their cats don't chase after me yet she tries to say i hate dogs and not a dog person simply because i don't like her dog. 🙄🙄🙄
do you like how everything is set up and whats your food prefs?
Idk if most likely ask my dog if he hates me most people do 🤷🏽♀️
”sausage”
”tuna”
im allergic
”fish?”
"why did you destroy my fucking EarPods, what did they do to you ☹️"
There is only one good answer fr.
AYO YOU COULD TALK THIS WHOLE TIME????
Why do you feel the need to constantly bite me and make me break out
ask them what their fucking problem is. (chihuahua owner here)
"Why do you bite my phone."
why do you know how to spell
why she ate my curtain 😪
😭
Don't try to bite me when I try to give you food.
Why the frick were you so petty?
I would ask him or her “who is a good boy/girl?”, and await the most fucking dramatic answer from them
If my dog was still alive I would ask him if he enjoys anime, because everytime I used to watch it when he was around, he walked in, laid on my bed for awhile just looking at the tv
Why the hell do you sleep on my computer.
I’m sorry for your loss
Thank you, also nice Atalanta pfp
It’s cozy
Ty!
"What do you think of my 6,2 anakin skywaker cardboard cutout"
He's really menacing at night
I’d ask why he likes to bite sm 💀
It starts overheating how is that comfy for him 😭😭 He confuses me so much
ITS COZY xD
Have a good day
Ask why he barks at people when they ring the doorbell 
watchu think bout me dawg
Are other pets mean to you like humans?
why are you so stu- i mean why are you hungry all the damn time
Sorry for your loss and he likely did. My girl would watch movies/TV shows/anime/YouTube videos/YouTube live streams with me. She got pissed off at one guy because i started laughing which turned into wheezing from laughing so hard.
I would ask get her if she really does have a plot to kill my sister
why do u always ask for food when ur food bowls full
I would ask him to stop leaving me for a full week when he goes outside
Thank you and thats funny lol, pets are the best
ae you happy in this house currently
I'd ask "Why do you bite me all the time"
why do you hate me?
I'd just have a chat because I don't have any good ideas of what to ask ._.
"How long have you known"
just that
that gives me a sense of what tone my pet would speak in when given the 'spy' role
why do you hate me
Do u love me?
Why do you cry so much when we stop petting you for 0.1 micro seconds?
Are you happy?
What do they call me in their head
how do you truly feel
How are you even existing
id ask if she's actually whining or if that's just her voice lol
What the hell she does all day
Why must you bark at nothingness 😔
why did you chew up my science fair board... and then swallow the pieces...
- do you think you invaded earth successfully... (i have a cat)
Can you please stop growling at me? Why do you do that anyway? 🤨
i’m sorry
why are you such a pain in the behind (his nickname is Kacchan)
Honey, why won’t you let me pet you 😩
Why th do you bite everyone and still wag your tail??
Why did you piss In my bed??!! >:(
I have a stray cat that always meow at me through my door,
I just want to ask why do you keep coming? -.-
Does cat food taste good?
Are you happy? Do you love your life?
erm...I don't have a pet. But, if I did, it'd be a dog and I'd probably ask it "why r u not a mythical dragon" 
- Do you love me broski?
- Dude, pay your taxes?
- How are you?
- STOP FUCKING BARKING
- When you do an action, such as hitting or scratching the wall, what do they all mean?
Do you love me and do you think I’m loving you enough?
If you have a litter box, why are you using my clothes as one.
Are you happy? Do you love me?
They really are. I'm likely gonna wait a year to get another dog not gonna go with the same breed my heart wouldn't be able to take another incident like that. Next one I'm sticking to training her to help me out with my ASD. She was definitely a smart dog could learn things just by watching us.
y r u so FAT?(to fat hamster who eats and bites me)
stop meowing my mom didnt abandon you
why do you enjoy eating plastic and my headphones
i would ask why one of them eats everything they think is food, and ask why they hunt small mouses like its either breakfast, lunch or dinner
What’s the tea around the house?
do they actually like me or why wont he cuddle me hes a cat he should cuddle me smh
i dont have a pet sadly
why are you so fat? its becoming a problem. my cat is so obese that i cant even carry him anymore because of how fat he is. it costs around 100 dollars JUST to feed this obese cat per month. smh i hate u kitty 
Attack the D point
😨.
Ima send clasifyed documents here
are you happy?
.....
why do you switch up on your diet every 2 weeks
Just befriend them 🙂
I don't have a pet sadly
He'd probably do it
war thunder
are you gay
"why do you bark at our mexican neighbors in particular and not anyone else? do you have something against them?"
LMAOO dude that made me cackle
Personally, I'd ask why she feels this overwhelming need to shove her ass in my face when we have our lil love sessions.
"what is ur favorite color"
she takes the love too far
is ur pet a dog perhaps? bc i know dogs turn their butts to u if they trust u
"Ever heard of me singing 'i just lost my dawg, yea', yea i literally lost you"
I'd ask my pet guinea pig if it likes the name I gave it, midoriya. I would also ask if it likes its sibling.
She's a cat. She does this thing where I lay down in bed and then she gets on my chest and stomps around while I pet her, but then she turns around and sometimes literally shoves her ass into my face. I absolutely adore her, but I just want to understand lol.
that is so cute
Good question
i dont have a pet
What is going through your mind.
What is your best petting place? Also what is something I can do to make your short life even better
Don't have a pet to do that
I'd ask my cat mittens if im being a good father or if I'm failing like my dad is.
why do you bite my feet?
"Can you please stop stepping on my face whenever i lay down🙏 "
id ask my cat how she ended up on the side of the road
Why he acts stupid all the time
Why you stupid
What's it like to live your life?
If you had a choice, would you trade being a cat with being a human?
If I had to ask smth I’d ask if they were happy with everything
But tbh if I could just tell them something I’d tell them to do a specific thing if they felt unwell cuz . I’m super paranoid about my cats health so if I could get them to tell me when they felt unwell that’d be great 😭
you are you so stupid
Why do you vomit so much
Why did you eat my homework years ago?
why do you run around for no reason at all
Nothing because I don't have pets
Why do you keep running around for no reason at 3am in the morning while I am trying to sleep
Why don't you sleep with me?
do you like me or why do u keep jumping to my face for no goddamn reason
Why is she always hungry ☠️ ?
