#AOTD (January 28th, 2024)
1 messages · Page 1 of 1 (latest)
“Hey 20 year old Yousuf, are you married yet?”
“You’re like maybe autistic and also an egg and a cult leader, see you dude”
Wait a min
Lmao
Is it our past selves asking us a question?
yes
Or our present selves asking our past selves?
no i think our future selves telling our past selves
you are asking your past self
past
Oh okay
You’re telling them something
lmao
“Why are you weird”
Make a change now or you'll never leave
dont walk into the boys bathroom, k
?
Then in that case I’d just say
"listen whatever you do DO NOT DOWNLOAD THAT TALKIE APP"
Don't buy that freaking house, dude!
now that's wierd
“Dw about the bullying at school Yousuf, Wallahi it gets better, and you make good friends and people start to like you”
get into a youth soccer team now
DONT BUNK ONLINE CLASSES & DONT VISIT THE WEBSITE UR FRIEND TOLD U TO
invest in yourself, learn about adhd , learn how to manage your own time and money
"Wait a few years, you would find friends, you just gotta wait it out"
"Hi... I'm you from the future. Please take what I'll tell you now very seriously. If you ever encounter a certain Max on Discord, block him. And you're autistic, look it up, do research, don't be stupid."
i actually walk into the boys bathroom like 5 years ago, wished i never saw that
"Whoppa gangnam style"
"Don't question yourself, or you will end screwed, your life will get better. No need to be sad" 👍
so optimistic 😦 unlike me
id say like "dont introdouce her to discord no matter what and make sure to remeber that, you will be great someday but that day aint today also dont be absent because of your hindi books it aint worth it brother"
"pls just stay innocent... Don't u dare look it up"
shit i shouldve gone with that
stay off the internet
that i dint have to do my sats in school
"Pursue God, put God first in everything you do. Trust in him and you'll find happiness. Read the bible younger me."
I remember one time I saw so much paper stuck to a ceiling 
"Stay strong, and don't let the bullies ruin your life, no matter how much you're being ridiculed, be yourself, and work hard for your achievements. Make sure to cherish your friendships with people around you, because I know that deep down, you have a golden heart, keep taking care of the people, you care for, around you."
Get a job when you get out of school and learn to drive
there would be no reason to say that because god has a way of finding you and you cant force someone to belive in him they will belive when they are ready
but honestly one of the best answers i would say
ohhh wait your a girl arent you i didny realize that 😭
in my defense back then my younger self didn't take it very seriously. I regret for doing it
Be prepared, Start working out, And you'll feel an emotion you'll start hating yourself over
there is no reason for that the past is the past you cant change it and all goes accorciding to his plan you found your way eventually and thats good
Don't fuck up again
true
what did you do that was so bad that you gotta tell your past self
Stuff
Well said, mate. You can't change the past, but you can change the future.
exactly
nahh broo what did you do i wanna know dm me
No...
hm Ooh mahito pfp
lol
me like
I've read the action bible before but I should reread & finish it. I need some wisdom for what I want 2 do next in my life 
I wish you luck comrade
"start getting into the habit of revising now + don’t pick all essay based subjects for a levels"
bro essays are so easy for me
i dont have any of em tho
it’s just kinda hard remembering everything 😭
it is but if your passionate about a topic then you learn easily
so js focus on what you love doing
true, but like i haven’t felt motivated recently
yeah!! hopefully we both do well now and in the future 🫶🏼
you dont need any just live in the moment and do what makes you happy if you follow your passion you will do well
im just working on my sport trying to make any improvements possible and compete soon ig
If you fall in love, get to know them really well, and be with them for a long time. And be good, because you made a lot of desitions that you regret now.
i have only one regret when it comes to dating
and it wrecked my whole relashinship
Oh i'm sorry :(
thank you!! but i need to start revising for my mocks as they are going to be used as predicted grades for when we apply to universities!! good luck with your sport and hopefully you do well with any competitions you may have 🫶🏼
i introdouced this girl to discord and then she starts flirting with guys here and i have to dump her cuz well she didnt stop when i told her i didnt feel good about it
same to you and ii should revise to i have a test tommorow that i have to do good on
its future changing its if i do bad my teacher is gonna eat me alive
may you pass your test tomorrow, good luck!! 
gl with life mate
you too!! 🫶🏼
but hey this is gods plan ig so everything will work out
She shouldn't have done that, there are multiple people who are only looking for one thing over discord. Once they get that, she's done. I'm sorry that happened to you :(
yea but hey your live learn love get heart broke become better or worse
from there its your choice wether you just be sad or improve upon yourself
Ur gay
Don’t trust anyone.
Whatever you do, do not look at those weird Elsa videos online
Stop being cringe for your own good
Work Out,focus on school more put down the games and reflect on your life
Deal with it
Hold on a sec....
stop trying to please other people, love yourself and be who you want to
Ignore the dam bullies, they ain't got a good future anyway.. & they'll get a glow down + they're stinky & ugly anyways oml😭
Concentrate on the dam classes
You're cooked bro
Wake up, things are going to get painful
That I see my sisters again but I move to Vegas
Step back from college and focus on yourself. Figure out what you want and who you want to be. Don’t let the world drag you further down.
just because he’s the only guy you know doesnt mean you have to like him please stop its embarrassing to look back on
Lock in and stop fucking around…..also start mewing
Get enough sleep and socialize everyday and dont let internet break u
I'd say your on one Hella of a road kid
“Don't hurt yourself because of the things people say to you... It'll only end badly.. Emotions are your weakness, mini me.”
"We ain't dead yet, so let's make it everyone else's problem. Be a menace to society 😈"
So real
Keep going, it's worth living.
Everything may not be going well at the moment, but it does get better, and you do get happier. There is a reason you came this far.
No one is coming for you.
Work harder. And workout even harder.
oh nah
New school gonna be crazzyy
Think about things sooner
"you have siblings, you had alot of issues with friends, it wasnt easy to accept the fact that not everyone is ur friend, your teenage years were all ups and downs, plus you passed your dream university and youll grow up to be very awesome, mini me"
Bot Noor 
lol she's not a bot she's a real person
Don’t date your best friend
real
stop eating paper
hmm
"We passed PLSE! Do all ur homework, always moisturise ur hand n don’t panic next year cause ur in for a pandemic. You’ll do great n keep ur long hair n gain a bit more weight but don’t get to fat either n practice saving money.”
don’t search up mrhands
“Stay with grandma.”
"Watch this video so you won't have any issues with "eye contact" and dont be afraid to look at people even if they look at you.
Be confident and humble
and whatever idea comes to your mind about a story/manga, write it down so you'll create it one day :)"
bro you fr did that
nah
start mewing and looksmaxing also start doing chest,cardio and strength exercises
hm wdym
If it's okay for you to say it
dont feel forced ^^
ig live with his grandma
I say don't get discord bc of other server toxic behavior and don't be stupid
"Join discord rn n do art comish asap for the levi merch kekw"
EXACTLY!!
"GO BACK TO FORTNITE THEY ADDED YOUR FUTURE FAVORITE SKIN BUT ITS LIMITED BATTLE PASS GO GO GO!!! You will regret it so badly if you don't get it"
frfr man discord really screws ya up
which skin
You're totally right bro
LOL
Ty-
Yea
omg bro today i eating ice cream after so long its amazing
yw-
it can turn out really well if you stay together or really shitty if you break up cuz you lose your best friend
"Start watching videos of how to play an electric guitar, because your going to get one soon mini me"
We moved out of our home town and ever since my life went completely downhill
My grandparents still lived over there though
We still best friends tho
oh thats good actually
Guys can you tell me who struggles with eye contact?
i would tell my past self to start swimming but i learnt at the right time i would say
"Pasta doesn't take long to cook. Please don't burn the kitchen down."
🙂
wait but dont you boil pasta how did you burn your kitchen with a food thats in water
idk
I am capable of many things.
Anything is possible
Never underestimate my stupidity, dear friend.
wdym idk
but water of all things if you were frying eggs or something it would make sense
im confuse by they question
are you asking what type of people fail at eye contact?
i mean idk anyone who struggles with eye contact
ohh cowards and really shy people fail at it
ye makes sense
also people with no confidence whatsoever
Do not gyatt alot for rizzmas
No i'm asking if YOU struggle with maintaining eye contact with somebody else, or stare alot
and people whose parents didn’t teach them how to talk to people
meaning; if you do stuggle, say it
honestly they are sometimes where I would turn my head and stuff like that but most times I would say I don’t struggle with it
am talking about you as a person
oh nice then
ayo what
i stare at some people but i dont have trouble maintaing eye contact
It would probably be something like, "don't be so hard on yourself, your mind is just wired differently than others"
tell her to stop watching nsfw
I would say that to my past self
And denki kaminari
can you tell me how do you do it (lol)
for example do you look from eye to eye or..
that’s a real one
I DISCOVERED DENKI WHEN I WAS 9 .
from 5 years ago they prolly think you on some drugs ngl
i will tell myself to not join discord and stay away from users named milly
BRU what did milly do to yo
hmm
same question, can you tell me how you do it if you dont mind? that would really help out
what did milly NOT do to me is the question
less go W in chat
HELDP
AYO
Do not like ohio jokes
rave abt Vegeta
ig you look in their face direction like you look at their face as they talk to show you paying attetion ig idrk
Read vigilantes
MILLY WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM
Read manga instead of anime
i felt silly and nuked his house
💀
Nuked mentioned
time for j robert oppenheimer
yes i do that but i dont know how is too much and how much is too little eye contact
bruh no wonder he doesnt like yo
Im him
idk to
either
YES I SPELT IT
small wins
alr thx
oppenheimer mentioned time to nuke some houses
ig just do it while their talking once their done you can stop
Aand where do you look
a person who is high and is the honoured one fears no man
What helps is that Ive been with those people for 3 years also when you have friends and you talk to them you start to learn to maintain eye contact with other people
its also just grown to be a thing Im a lot better at
but thats rude and not humble
i mean arrogant
thats cool
at someone else or like just like start crouching and swing your pick axe
id rather be confident and arrogant then a nerdy brat
yea
No offense
Oh yeah
thx
Since past me doesn't know future me's voice, I would call him, relay my address to him, and name each and every member of my family to past me.
brat no
Focus all your energy in your eyes
devious acts bro
and shoot lazer beams
Think of their eyes as the key of the conversation
but thats staring tho
Its not
they say the eyes are the windows to the soul
Focus your energy but also make use of hand movements
No one escapes my devious acts. Not even me.
90% in eyes 10% in hand movements
Slight hand movements make you look confident
Be slow
aand do you move your eyes or not
a fast and fumbly person is not perceived as confident
Dude maintaining eye contact is not about stressing yourself
Just relax and let the conversation flow
Yeah, that, i can confirm👍🏼
i would say something like "just waiting there sitting isnt gonna do anything and making a weird ass plan isnt either just go and tell her you like her"
make slower movements
Maintain eye contact even after they get home
Ex. When you hear something dont instantly twist your head just twist it slowly and normally
W Harrasment / Stalking Rizz
nice
but dont play with your fingers or something or else you look like you aint paying attention
frfr
ye you can just clasp your hands or something
I am a master at conversations
i have been the school activity captain
you can trust my advice
u didnt answer my question yet
What was it
im a master at making excuses
do you move your eyes or not
But yeah the best thing to tell past you is to say that you know them, their address, the list of their family members, and a random date in the future.
cool
DON’T TRUST THE KEYMAN
if you are showing them something
But the statement your conversations with boys vs your conversation with girls is real because of some kind of barrier
When they look away you should too
To us boys we see girls as like something else entirely like this whole special thing
🧢
False. Maintain eye contact.
whoo
I can confirm this
the key is to mainly see her as a normal person
so can i
I am wanted in 192 countries
.
.
i wonder why
Fight :))
Stalking
im wanted in antartica the polar bears got beef with me
Lol. No, amateur.
Do you even actually know how to instigate fights?
Cause this ain't it
now how should i know which argument is the correct one?
me? if so then obviously im always in some kind of fight
You don't have to know
Nothing bc I think all I did in the past has made me what I am rn, and I don't want to change it and become in another version of "me", I'm fine like this and I'm evolving
just pick which makes sense to you
No, i do. I HAVE to know. That's why am asking these questions
they both do, sadly
"everything got ruined" 😭
You don't have to know which argument is the correct one. You just have to entertain yourself by escalating the situation
I loove this answer


do You know the answer?
of what
what arguement
.
.
Mine. Even when they move away, maintain eye contact
Even when they eat, maintain eye contact
^^
Maintain. Eye. Contact.
but thats creepy and weird in my opp
"Please stop watching cringey mha texting videos." (it was a bad time)
Then you should know that the correct one is real bloody obvious now, shouldn't you?
id say maintain it for 3 seconds after they look away if they dont look back then look away or if they walk away you should walk and try to catch up slowly
then as your passing them glance at them and start running
i think i ike the one said after you better
Meaning, neither of yours, but a mix of yours and his
mine is correct
Cap
There ya go.
naa bro this shit fax
Ye thats what i said
see man i got good advice
eyo no profanity
i am refering to turds

eyo?
yea this guy is right
Literally don't go to discord looking for answers or advice
I would literally feed you misinformation
huh why
For fun
no they dont think like i do
anyways
Back to the subject
If everyone thinks like you do, it'd be a boring world
yea
if everyone thought like me school would be alot better
But also boring
i still dont know how to buy a house ma
Bro youre just stating the obvious, thats eactly what i said
yea fr
i mean i dont need to know i cant legally do that
but yea
ye u r
:))
I just wrote A TON OF STUFF SO MUCH I WAS GLAD I HAD THE NITRO THING THAT ALLOWS ME TO HAVE A LARGER TEXT, ONLY FOR IT NOT TO SEND BECAUSE IT WASN'T APPROPRIATE FOR THE GUIDELINES OR SOMETHING
Gtg
I'm not. You just pretending you understood
bye
Why do you need nitro
It's okay not to know
not to know what
no u did
Everything
"Let go of your hate for Logan Paul. Trust me, it ain't gonna help you or anyone, interestingly enough."
ik i dont understand or know quite alot of things
You cannot cook
"dad doesn't stop drinking, infact on the 27th he made a blood bath with his own blood, so be careful and warn mum to leave the house with our siblings before 9pm"
Reaaaally ;-; Oh wow
i alr know that
You too ig
hm sure you did
why do you say that
Is this yappington school of yappology
hmm why do you think
do you know what am thinking? you dont
ur assuming that u know everything, right/>
"You're gonna loose your bsf bc of a stupid prank she pulled. Don't fall for the prank dumbass or you gonna loose your bsf."
know thats near the church from there go past the church and take the first right youll be there in no time
Don’t fall so easily, it’ll only end in so much more pain than you could ever imagine
dont dwell on your trauma and stop trying to impress every single person you meet because it's only going to make life worse than it already is
no im saying it cuz he says you dont need to know eveything and you say i alr know that
yes, i do, in fact.
I **know **that its okay to **not **know everything.
you remind me of someone
omg are you ok?
dont wanna know who i gtg
Was boutta say the same to u
am starting to get on deffensive mode ngl-
xD
Yeah I'm fine lol, hbu?
im getting better 👍
nue
thats good to hear tho 🙂
the best defense is more offense
So are you saying i should offend u?
wha no shit my words only work when it comes to fighting ig
off-ence not a-fence
profanity -_-
It's a lie, I'm not fine but the trauma ain't traumatizing anymore like I'm that used to it, it's normal to me, like a second nature, I don't really are tbh anymore 🤷
wha
Do not and I repeat do not ignore the red flags ‼️
bye
nothing because i currently like the state in my life, literally couldnt be better
I wish that could be me
Nah, stay Delulu for them gotta love them red flags ngl
I'm not really sure what i would tell my past self but it's probably going to be "run after your dreams starting from now."
you dont because what i had to do to get here was horrible
"We binge watched bungou stray dogs 6 times in 2 months, and jujutsu kaisen 8 times in 3 months"
Nah one was a cheater and the other manipulative and weird
I'd still be Delulu
i watched bsd 1 time in one month 
Have you watched the live action yet?
i hate cheaters but manipulative people are okay to a certain extent
if ur gonna cheat just break up with me atp like
No I haven't.
prob just say to be more forgiving to myself, enjoy life more instead of letting the stress overwhelm you and what you want to do -- but also, that after 17 your life will get better, even tho you will find yourself in new struggles.
I'd probably tell myself not to pursuit my first gf as much as present-me has. It's led to a lot of heartbreak and bridges burned
We'll don't, it's traumatizing, if you want the link I have it I'm willing to send u it but if u watch it that's your fault
well that's great, im not into watching live actions anyways. :)
plus i have already seen some clips and its very obvious i guess lol
To just stay strong
Good😭 akutagawa and atsushi totally switched sides😭 and fukuzawa doesn't exist so Oda is the head of the detective agency 😭
some baby words
dont do gacha, trust me, and try kpop and anime, its better, keep relations with dear ol mum intact, dont do nothing weird in 4th grade, and get pintrest for better style, i looked like a literal piece of lizard poo
kind of reminds me of beast manga
I would say "be careful of what irl friends you choose in the future:)"
thats deep man
The live action movie is called beast
oh so it's based on that manga 
THERES A PANDEMIC PREDICT IT
LMFAO
"Don't date him.. and stick with Lexi she'll treat you better." (She is my ex and I broke up with her even though she was the best person i dated but we are friends now)
“Don’t quit that activity that you wanna quit you’ll regret it.”
„Go to therapy“
Yeah
Idk they did some really messed up stuff to me
I would tell my past self, you are not neurotypical, your going to lose all of these friends and get better ones, and your gay.
Honestly did not know the qotd was a real person :0
but I'd say
"You're gonna meet some real good friends, 4 boys exactly. DO NO LET THEM GO, HANG ON TO THAT FRIENDSHIP FOR DEAR LIFE BECAUSE IT'S GONNA RUIN YOU."
(I can talk fast and fluently ok)
Take your activities seriously.
i'd tell him to seriously switch schools and to also see the gay within
two completely different things
"Hey 18yrold me. In 2 years there'll be a pandemic, you'll lose a friend cause of a misunderstanding, it isn't your fault. And get ready for another trip to the hospital in 2019, it'll be okay but it'll be scary."
hey dumbass start studying
Doubling on that
I would probably say something like "Hey, your music taste is ass, but don't worry, it gets better. Also there's a pandemic in a year, but you'll move into a new house right before it hits, ok bye!"
"Yo silly goober, hi :3!! Dislike meowbahh"
dislike skibidi toitlet
SIMMY WIMMY?!??
"don't be too naïve and trust people so easily."
bro i'd spend that one minute thinking about what to say☠️
- Let your ex go. It’s been long enough already.
- Get to know that girl named K more (even though we’re already besties now)
- Invest in Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Dogecoin now, then sell all of it around April-May 2021. Never look back.
- There’s gonna be a pandemic and lockdowns in 2020, but don’t worry about it. A lot of things will reopen in 2021 and things will feel completely normal by 2022-23. Save up, catch up on shows and movies, and don’t let that crisis go to waste.
- Get your driver’s license before 2020. I got mine in 2022. Save up for a car too. I’m still saving for that. You may not need one since you’re in college now, but you’re really gonna need one immediately after you finish.
- Be as nice as possible to your parents and continue that. They’re still alive in my time, but they’re getting older and weaker. Time will fly.
- Your future is made by your decisions, so don’t forget to actually make choices and do things in life. You also have a choice to not do what I just told you, and I’d be fine with that.
delete those groupchats💀
LOL
Value the time you have, don't hesitate to pursue something you are interested in or you love for fear of failure. The more you try, the less regrets you'll have in the future.
"Hey man. Uh. Look. You and mon won't be friends for much longer. Try your best to hold it together but it depends on what you say. And...also. You're gonna start to find out all these different personalities and fragments of yourself. Don't panic you'll know what's going on in the future. And uh. The generation? It's gonna shift drastically. Just...keep being yourself. you need it and need to. If you can get discord get discord and add someone named "Jenna" and "Connor". In the future tho...or else that'd be weird. Best people ever..and about your channel. SAVE as much videos as you can. Its not going to be there for long. And please save photos from your timeline that i would consider nostalgic. Like you know, the current photos of your gacha ocs etc etc....Overall. Keep the memories please. Alright man...nice talking to you. Just...just keep being yourself ok? Promise that. Please promise that. And just...keep living life."
wish i could lowkey say this
😭
Life is nice and shitty you’ll have a fun life with great friends
This aint gonna be done in a minute
"Kill her"
youre in for a wild ride buckaroo
why the hell are you so cringe
have fun while it last school is going to be hell
Spend time with grandma while she's here, because life will become a little more difficult once she's gone. Appreciate your family more and stop being so negative about life, it'll only hurt you in the future. Reconnect with old friends from high school, I know a lot of stuff happened senior year, but there are people who still care about you more than you think. Let people in more and don't put a wall between you and others, you'll only be lonely when you grow up. And priortize yourself more. Go to the gym, practice selfcare, and believe in yourself. You are amazing and you deserve to be confident in yourself.
"you better get your life together... or else everything is going to be a disaster. Also, pls create a vaccine give magic recipe to prevent the Covid"
invest in bitcoin
Im sure bitcoin was pretty expensive 5 years ago
"Go to ur mom and ask her how old u are it will change everything once u get to know"
Take the IT degree instead of that other one, it's more useful for scientific research than you think and you'll actually get job offers because your personality matches it.
“Run away before the abuse happens”
Invest in Rare Fish and Trinkets
start watching jerma so ur considered an og
Tetsu it said 5 years ago
oh wait
I was abt to say smth similar to this
make a fortnite account so it’ll be worth a bajillion dollars
yess
“There will be a new artist in 2021 called Laufey, be her first fan so that you are an og and you can meet her”
go and play fortnite
get the midas skin
or i can show my past self mitski so im even more of an og
yeah u were bruh 💀
at least u got summer midas
and chun li 😢
Uh uh I'm sorry, don't hurt or attack ANYONE, don't date it leads to depression, CHECK FOR ADHD WHILE YOU HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO ASK MOM!
Why do I find this so relatable?
“Take care of yourself, get back into writing, also you’re going to move again eventually so mentally prepare for that, also you’ll meet one of the most important people in your life soon
Also stay away from inappropriate adult stuff”
Enjoy your high school years and make the most of your childhood. Always strive for your dreams even if they seem unattainable. This next chapter in your life will come with many challenges, but you will make it through. Remember to take the time to care for yourself too.
Appreciate being young, start saving any money you can obtain and avoid heading to college right away without knowing what you wish to pursue.
You’re in for a ride. Please be careful who you trust and don’t let people take advantage of you, and please try to have fun in life
Lol
Basically tell him "it sucks but suck it up youll be fine you've got a lot of cool people around you that you never expected to stick around. And hey, stop saying the helicopter joke. It's not funny and you just cringe really bad later on. Trust me."
Oh and also “stop responding to people’s art you like with ‘that’s so good, my art is so ugly I wish I was good like you are’ you also just really hate that”
Don’t wanna spoil nothin he’ll find all that shit out eventually anyway so
I'd probably tell myself to spend more time with my uncle and get as many pictures of us together before he passed on Christmas of 2022 and to work out, and have a back up plan for when I lost my job when my uncle passed.
Never download discord
Look up demondice and listen (this sounds like a joke answer but it'd inspire me probably like I am now)
good one my guy
"please enjoy being young while you can" or if were not going that deep then just "stop being so cringe im begging you" 🙏🙏
I would say “Some things may go bad, but just stay strong ok?”
that sounds omninous
“Look. It’s okay to feel the way you do now. Everything will be okay. Just breathe. Things are going to get bad but you will be okay. Just remember to breathe. Someone out there does love you. And be nice to your sister. She’s trying her best.”
And don’t watch MHA, you may regret
Please be better, you'll regret your actions in the future
I was a horrible person to ALOT of people
Get ready, someone is going to target you for no reason in particular
Hey 22 year old AmdPixel01, How has life been ever since you've graduated from High School?
Telling the truth can definitely be the worst move u can possibly do, so dont 😄
"Please, don't start doing things you see online or in class because they're "cool." Please, just be yourself. Not what others want you to be. Unless you wanna be a criminal. Don't do that."
I would remind myself to never lie and don't do things that I will regret. Death is a no-thing it is a lie.
I would remind myself that Christmas sucks Santa sucks
Tell myself the lottery numbers and test answers
@quasi flower please dont try and send anything that hits out filter
sorry
"..you crash it up again little girl and don't steal the cash steal the wallet"
i'd tell myself exam answers and to study alot
I'd tell myself to spend more time with my parents
I'm sorry.
learn how to shut up
Just keep going
