AOTD (November 20th, 2023)

[smoky wren]

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[wet cloud]

me

[mental tangle]

um

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Helo

[glacial trench]

that i am good

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Uh

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nuh uh

[dusky drum]

“the earth is flat”

[open wasp]

the wrong answer to something (i did it)

[zinc cairn]

getting banned

[mental tangle]

Prob the fact you bang hard one someones back when they're coughing on food, don't do that you'll only lodge the food further

[marsh stratus]

My sister asking where niagra falls was, me saying New York and she said “it’s no where near New York” like I was stupid

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A song about my polish teacher when she found a pencil with a word written on it 'Cipka'

[mental tangle]

(You rub on ppls backs instead)

[marsh stratus]

And then she googled it, went silent, and said “well, it’s partially in Canada so I was right.”

[young crescent]

Any insult honestly

[compact canopy]

a math answer

[young crescent]

Science is fake.

[radiant knoll]

prolly a rlly relegious person said it

[young crescent]

Yep lol.

[radiant knoll]

teacher: "what is something new you did in holidays"
me: "getting 8 hours of sleep"

[radiant knoll]

makes sense

[fringe flume]

so basically in the 4th grade, a student proudly got up and declared that she had went through brain surgery because of a car crash and totally survived it, and apparently the surgery was recent 💀

[cobalt brook]

'Two plus two equals 10!' 😭

[vapid tundra]

Idk specifically but probably something some dumbass bigots have said

[radiant knoll]

what the

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HELP 😭

[radiant knoll]

haha i would proudly say that shit to

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i 💀

[radiant knoll]

na they be like why u aint in class for a few days and i declare it and shut em up

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OH I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY IT W/O ANY CONTEXT 😭

[radiant knoll]

no i would tto my friends

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oh

💀

[radiant knoll]

js be like whispering to em "i survived a car crash'

[topaz flower]

My sister confidently said "Tuesday is spelt T-H-U-R-S-D-A-Y" (note she MEANT Tuesday not Thursday she didnt mix them up she actually thinks that's how you spell it9

[radiant knoll]

did anyone correct her

[topaz flower]

She is almost legally an adult and I am scared for her

[topaz flower]

I've tried 😭

[radiant knoll]

and she still hasnt learned

[topaz flower]

Trust me she's had worse

[zinc cairn]

life

[radiant knoll]

damn

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She also think Dracula is based on Adam Sandler

[radiant knoll]

bro what

[topaz flower]

Her only experience of Dracula is the hotel Transylvania movies so I kinda get it

But like she's almost an adult she should know by now

[radiant knoll]

yea

almost a adult is old bro

[topaz flower]

She also dosnt know what my middle name is

Which is weird since I go by my middle name

[split badger]

"BEING GAY IS STRAIGHT!"

[radiant knoll]

BRO WHAT

[radiant knoll]

WAIT WHAT WHO SAID THAT SHIGT

[split badger]

My best friend 😭

They stood by it, too

[radiant knoll]

he/she needs help

[topaz flower]

This reminded me of what some kid said in science class

[radiant knoll]

bro what

[topaz flower]

We were talking bout scientific names like homo sapiens

[split badger]

Ik 😭

[radiant knoll]

id get expelled for that ngl

my school is wack like that

[topaz flower]

And one kid said "um miss it's hetero Saipens cause being homo isnt natural" 💀

[radiant knoll]

well they have a point

[green mist]

Keep your responses appropriate, reminder that this server is SFW; we can see what you attempt to send.

[radiant knoll]

damn

[topaz flower]

Tbh my friend group is like this to

[split badger]

Lol

[radiant knoll]

ok igtg now cuz i got my training cya

[topaz flower]

We have a friend group of like 20 people and theres only 1 cishet person in the whole group and we keep trying to get him to ask a boy out

[split badger]

👋

Lol

[topaz flower]

One of my teachers said I was using my crutch wrong when I had them

I was only using one since the doc said I didn't have to use both and one of my teachers said "the crutch is supposed to be on the other side it's supposed to be on the side of the injury" which it isn't

He was a health teacher

[radiant knoll]

to early ill leave in 15 min

[radiant knoll]

wait a normal one fine but health like bro its his job to teach abt health

[topaz flower]

Exactly 😭

He didn't believe me so I had to show him on google

[radiant knoll]

like come on man do yior job

lol

[near sonnet]

The answer to a question

[hollow path]

" *'I think we're done here 🤬 ' I can't even 😭 "

A reply from a troll commenter on YouTube who thinks they won an argument/debate

After I just said I won't be arguing with them anymore

[hexed cliff]

The earth is flat, join our club thing while having a picture of the round earth in the post

[young crescent]

"ARE YOU A BOY?"

I was wearing a dress, make-up, and twin pigtails-

[placid dune]

"Tilting your head equals rizz."

[mortal saffron]

i've heard too many stupid things in my life ;'))

[opal valve]

''If you put a dollar aside every day for a year, do you know how much u end up with?
Roughly 30 000''

😭😭

[pine vortex]

“Massachusetts isnt even a state”

• someone born in the US

[young crescent]

"sometimes calculators can be wrong, for examlple 5 + 5 x 5 + 5 is 55 but a calculator says its 35"

😭🙏

[stoic arrow]

"your not supposed to wash the bottom of your feet"

[snow tulip]

So are you and donny official? (I hate donny sm)

[pearl panther]

Let's skip this chemstry lesson

[hollow path]

My teacher said it didn't deserve to be a state lol

[hollow path]

Does she just not look at Calendars?

[topaz flower]

No she dose not

[sharp timber]

nah he’s right. it’s supposed to be on the opposite side

[topaz flower]

No the teacher said my crutch has to be in the same side as my Injury

[dreamy bay]

when you multiply somthing by 0 it stays the same since you not multiplying it by anything

[sharp bay]

“Trees were build by humans!” By my classmate..

[last forum]

"the river clyde is a canal"

[vestal hatch]

that im blond (im not)

[young crescent]

Me

[severe arrow]

"5/5"
um the teacher laughed at me and was like "no, it's 5/1, nice try though"

[compact galleon]

"If Deku = broccoli then does All Might = corn?"

[dark estuary]

When i had a sleepover with my friends, and we played five second rule at 2-3AM, and i got a guestion like "Name three continents" and i said "Hmmm, okay. so, Spain, France and Norway."

[obsidian thorn]

that “of” was spelled like “ov”

[smoky wren]

@dapper quest read the pins pls

kinda too much for this server

[dapper quest]

i'm very sorry
i'll keep an eye out next time

[smoky wren]

no worries :))

[turbid lintel]

"Why do we need so many languages like you need to learn A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N-I-S-HH 🙄"

[ashen perch]

"Imagine speaking more than one language" BRO I SPEAK AT LEAST TWO LANGUAGES

[compact whale]

I don't remember

[visual bone]

"the netherlands isnt real"

[simple lantern]

Most things I say

[rugged apex]

"Taiwan and Thailand are the same" - some 5yr kid at a birthday party I was at once

[whole stratus]

dont cancel me but uhh..

"my poop are green" ☠️

[low lance]

when i was talking with my siblings i said “it came out of the hole!”

[young crescent]

heard this at the airport😭

[young crescent]

Iceland is covered in ice and greenland is covered in greenery

Minecraft is real.

The ender dragon exists

Zombies exists

[young crescent]

DUDE WHAT- IS THIS THE BEST U CAN THINK OF?

[oblique coral]

"It's perfect... first I rizz your brother... now I rizz you... skipidi my friend" I said that to my friend who is addicted to fnaf

[fathom agate]

getting kicked out in a restaurant or getting banned in a GC

[coarse lily]

timezones shouldnt exist cause the earth is flat

[rancid mango]

There was this gurl in my class that said im good at all school subjects and im rly smart
Like ….🤡🤡

[old dagger]

When I was fixing our school laptop, one of my classmates who was staring at me said to me, Oh my God, you are so beautiful.
Idk maybe it was just Flirting