#AOTD (March 16th, 2023)
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knock knock
ion like jokes
i have not laughed at a joke for a long time
I was eating a clock, it was very time consuming
not really a joke but
How does Moses make tea?
The barbecue joke
Lettuce
hebrews tea
Lettuce who?
when my friends makes jokes about my dad diapering sounds sad but its funny
Yes lol
lettuce in (let us in)
dispering
When someone said MHA was mid

i don't remember the joke
Eat This 😁

your life
🤡
what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer
we are both lawyers
"We're gonna make it until 18"
knock knock
ngl had me wheezin
why did the orphan rob the bank?
because he wanted to be wanted
Myself
I can say with absolute certainty that, whatever it was, it definitely wasn’t from this server
there are 2 reasons you shouIdn't drink water from the toiIet; number 1 and number 2
Lmfao
The mirror 
My Existence
Uhh, idk, my dad coming back? 
this is why people have restraining orders on me
oh yeah heres the original vid: https://youtu.be/qtTHB-RUiAU
any dad joke or pun
i have 0 idea tbh
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said…
“You know, one would’ve been enough.”



Too many of them
This
sure
I heard your mother is very strict——-, sorry I forgot you don’t have one.
idk
if you drink this ammmmongus potion at 3 am you turn impostor frrromm ammmmmmmongus
@thin zephyr
One I am not allowed to say here 
@wispy marten
E
a
Nswer
I normally know a lot but I don't remember any rn🙄
😡
😭😭
No u 😡
No u
No u and that's final
U suck
U suck too💞
😇
"The pessimist sees a dark tunnel;
The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel;
The realist sees two lights at the end of the tunnel,
and the engineer can see three idiots standing on the rails."
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None cos they arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the walls for being black

This is it. This is the funniest joke ive ever heard 💀
my friend's face
Apartment “complex”? Really? I find it quite simple 
"So, how's life?"
A guy walks into a bar, shoots a dragon in the head and says "where's the rum?"
Did that make sense? No? Good
Why were the twin towers mad at the pizza place? They got plane instead of pepperoni (its messed up ik)
Idk
I love you that's the funniest joke ever said to me
Damn
Darn bro
Mine was women, idk why but women
Idk
Im the funniest joke here 😄
"i'm fine" - is currently not fine 
Me
My life
Man Idk
Damn idk
My life

"what in the shitting hell is that"
-dmc devil may cry dante
it just lives in my head rent free
This inside joke between me and my group of friends.
my dad
A man walks up to a kid and notices he's wearing rags and asks "are you an orphan?" and the kid replies "Yes, what gave me away?" and the man replies back " Your parents." and walks away

I think that represents part of Atsushi's life (BSD)
lol
His parents are the song gone gone gone, I think I'd cry too if I couldn't play baseball
idk really

you /j ily



