#AOTD (December 16th, 2022)
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i see you
We are coming back
"Turn off your civilization's transmissions, they are coming. We made the mistake of not heeding this warning when we heard i...."
“we are coming to conquer your planet”
I'm watching you
Probably this
"You look worse than us tbh"
the one piece is real
why do they look eternally surprised
“You don’t stand a chance…”
"we have no way to stop a rapid astroid hurdling towards earth at (fast speed). we predict about 1 hour before it hits." ||idk, first thing that came to mind||
They haven’t updated the animations for default dance in 5 years
"We're here"
If I will ever see Zac talking about something else than Fortnite
HELP
well that sucks
”Without us, your useless..”
"Be quiet, they're listening."
'Wow they really did fall for us sending fluffy little cats onto their planet! Damn waht idiots.'
"can we get much higher"
“We aren’t gonna destroy you”
"It's-a me, a-Mario"
Does the question mean, something about actual space? 😅
'Hey you guys can you get the guy that makes these comics to translate to marsish Japanese isn't our main language and it's pretty hard learning
This is the plot to the movie Pixels starring Adam Sandler
”Im sorry for what we will accomplish from your species. Please surrender and do not fight back as we approach. We will slaughter each and every one of you if you do not wish to comply. Starting with your offspring…”
L+ratio earth
If you have a language learning app, then it's less stressful
"Turn around" or "Right behind you", would really mess with a lot of people 
See aliens are different from us, they never made technology for the sake of comfort
"I have full access to ur search history"
'Hey frank watch this hehehe'
This is true
tf2 reference
LeBron James
lol
"the lifespan of human beings has been increased"
idk
"I'ma Firin Mah Lazer!"
"Extermination of the human race will being shortly"
Well, it would be scary for most.
Not me tho
Just the among us starting sound
We have found the existence of aliens and unfortunately our life is now among us
You either welcome death, or are confident that you would survive against the aliens
Seraphim reveal
We are coming
Depends on the spelling
"its coming" a bit cliche but still enough to get the creeps of at least a couple people
or something a bit more specific (still vague tho) like "March 19, 2189."
or something less serious like "you will be maidenless until your last breath"
Literally anything that straight up says our planet is gonna be detonated
i took your medicine
Im in your walls
"man, these earthlings are wack... Oh shit is this thing on?"
"Operation Termination will begin in T- 10, 9, 8..."
you humans shall either surrender quietly... or suffer
"We are here to abduct Kohei Horikoshi to make him write stories for us"
"simulation failed: reset in 100..99...98.."
“We're watching all your moves”
"Prepare."
Garbled screams, moans, shambling slaves of the Blind Idiot god.
“Look up”
“Ur mom”
Them saying everyone's gonna die via meteor
"I hope,kohei horikoshi get better soon"
“deku does not solo fiction”
it would just be a lie
Why would telling people the truth be scary?
Wᒷ’∷ᒷ ᓵ𝙹ᒲ╎リ⊣
because deku is boundless and solos fiction
"1v1 us in fortnite"
I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke, and that fact scares me
Probably something like “your the last of us, don’t let them find you”
“Titan’s exists in your universe”
We are cominggg
"man I'm dead"
im gonna getcha
The aliens: Beam Charger activated. Me: Ha-ha-ha! Hello, boys! I'm BAAAAAACK! (DM me if you know what movie thats from
Honestly if they come around now, my biggest fear is they’ll listen to “All I want for Christmas Is You” because the entire world is, record it, and blast it back to us in an attempt to communicate with us, so we’d be blasted by Mariah on Earth and in space
That or the plot to || Dr. Stone ||
“Alright Nappa, we gotta go to earth to get those dragon balls fr fr”
The sun is exploding also i see u
Wouldnt that be the best thing
True
“i’m sorry, we tried to stop it”
"We're nuking earth coz yall too damn careless"
Something like “be prepared for (insert date). Enjoy your finally days.”
"Hi, I'm an alien
"
Lol
Im ngl id hope it'd be like roger from american dad. He's hilarious
The worst message would probably have to be "I'm killing everyone you love and care about unless you respond within 24 hours"
Look behind you
That you can't get back home
"Y'all smell"
OH HELL NAH
"WE are coming for you. Hide."
Galactic taxes that we haven't paid for?
I mean, an invasion is one thing but being alive and doing a million paperwork while calculating planetary scale taxes?
I have announcment to make: Shadow the Hedgehog is a
"We are turning off your magnetic field"
"They are coming, we couldn't stop them... I'm sorry."
SCP foundation members in space: 'this is the first and final global space transmission to all of mankind. The SCP foundation has failed. We will perish in 24 hours. We couldn't prevent it from happening, nor could we stop it. We're sorry. Enjoy your final moments on Earth. Because the world's gone beautiful'
(if you don't get the joke, here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/lily-s-proposal)
lol
'' The sun is gonna burst into a supernova have fun''
”dont look behind you.”
Never look down or you’ll pass out in space
There is but one ultimate fate:
Death by boredom
" y'all are still 9 trillion dollars in debt, you better pay up before it's to late >:( "
"wanNa bReAk fRom tHe AdS ?!"

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
“Swag in Ohio”
That’s horrifying-
"There is no point in coming back...everything is gone."
"yall are weird"
“Ohio has officially taken over the moon”
"Don't look back at earth"
"You're wife is having her baby. But the baby isn't yours .. it's mine. And considering that I'm your space patrol. HAVE FUN IN SPACE SUCKA!"
How long did it take to think of this
Kinda giggled…
“We know your search history”
“10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…”
"GTA 6 dropped"
“Suit at 1%”
Or
“10.9.8.7.6.5.4.3.2.1..”
“they are all real…”
*shows pic of deku * "ITS THE GUY FROM FORTNITE!"
Or "we've been trying to reach you about you car extended warranty"
Help
they are coming
"Your lover unlocked your sealed files"
"6 days until experiment ends"
Maybe the aliens should come
THIS ^^^^
BEST ONE
We will blow up the US. That would be bad