AOTD (December 9th, 2022)

[sinful crane]

a

[slate bone]

cheetahs

[tulip orbit]

Hm

[winter cedar]

Spiders

[mild arch]

Probably ants or spiders

[shadow sonnet]

spiders

[tulip orbit]

Can it be extinct?

[winter cedar]

Imagine a spider using psychological warfare

[woeful crater]

Roaches

Actually no

Roaches would finally recognize their pointless existence

Hippos

[smoky burrow]

A monkey

[tulip orbit]

If it can be extinct
Velocirator: fast, agile and expert hunters. Human intelligence means you’re screwed

[woeful crater]

Or elephants

[boreal fossil]

Cats.

[sinful crane]

Yeah

[slate bone]

they do have near human intelligence

Spiders ewww

id say cheetahs

[tulip orbit]

I mean modern-day human intelligence

[slate bone]

theyd become modern velociraptors

[slate bone]

WHY DID YOU COPY MY ANSWER MEANIE!! ☹️

[mossy rock]

Anime fans

[slate bone]

Do they attack humans often? I think it's just if they are really hungry unlike lions

[upper marlin]

Sharks

[slate bone]

i didnt know

[upper marlin]

They’d build robotic lungs

[slate bone]

HELP

[upper marlin]

And legs

[winter walrus]

crocodiles

[torpid idol]

I'd have to say a snake

[slate bone]

they may have for all we know, theyre extremely intelligent

[fringe vale]

Chimpanzees

[woeful crater]

They can’t even open doors

Planet of the apes

[fringe vale]

I mean, have y'all not seen Planet of the Apes?

[slate bone]

No

My mom told me it was a boring movie

[fringe vale]

Well yes. I don't trust any monkeys

[upper marlin]

But literally like any other animal would be more dangerous

They are literally just humans

[slate bone]

i have, its concerning

dawn of the planet of the apes, rise of the planet of the apes

im sure theres a fall of the planet of the apes as well

[fringe vale]

What's a giraffe even gonna do? Or a hippo? No other animal wields a weapon as good as a monkey does

[slate bone]

[upper marlin]

LOL?

What a hippo gonna do

You don’t want to know what a hippo gonna do 💀💀💀

[fringe vale]

Mf I know exactly what a hippo does

[slate bone]

A spider will attack arachnophobes tho

if its extinct, then it could be megalodon
if not then i think mostly octopus? MAYBE

[upper marlin]

Yeah they kill you in one bite 💀

[fringe vale]

Which is why I ain't worried about the hippos

[solid mauve]

monkeys cause they also have opposable thumbs???

idk

[fringe vale]

They have the intelligence but do they have the ability to do more than what they do now?

[slate bone]

but they arent very manoeuvarable, they only go fast in a straight line, they are only useful underwater, and theyre huge

[fringe vale]

It's exactly being close to humans is what makes a monkey more dangerous

[upper marlin]

Okay but it’s what is the scariest

I’m not very scared of a monkey with my brain

[thin onyx]

[upper marlin]

Bc it doesn’t have any context like fine they have any weapons lol

[slate bone]

"scary" doesnt count for anything, a tree frog is not scary but its venom could kill you under 5

[upper marlin]

But what is scary about a monkey 😭😭😭

[fringe vale]

Sun should I tell this mf about the chimpanzee that easily ripped off the lady's face and arm, and shrugged off multiple bullets

[slate bone]

whats scary is a monkey coming at you with a loaded Heckler and Koch M4

[upper marlin]

us in a tank

Or a plane

[slate bone]

With human intelligence the monkey with be decent enough to not do it

[slate bone]

them in a tank, they have the same level of intelligence as us

[upper marlin]

That’s what I’m saying LOL

[fringe vale]

Hippos can't drive tanks.

[upper marlin]

Well

No I didn’t say that yet

[slate bone]

the saying really is true

[upper marlin]

But that’s what I was going to say if they didn’t say the thing about weapons

But yeah

Why would they want to turn against us

[slate bone]

arguing with a dumb person is near-impossible

Would you rip Sun's face off Jonathan with your human intelligence for example?

[fringe vale]

It doesn't take long for a monkey to sneak in and get to the tank

[slate bone]

im not sure you have near human intelligence

[fringe vale]

It's easier to put them in a room of territorial chimpanzees for a physical learning

[upper marlin]

Okay so just resort to bullying because you don’t get what you want

Really cool

:)

[slate bone]

read the question

a monkey is just like us

[fringe vale]

If he gives me a reason to, yes

[slate bone]

it has the best chance of killing us if it has near human intelligence

thats why its scary

[upper marlin]

You say that as if they’d instantly know how to use all of our things

[fringe vale]

As well as if someone gives me 25 cents

[slate bone]

and use your brains

ofc, only if you have them

[upper marlin]

@slate bone thanks for being an actually decent person

[fringe vale]

It doesn't need to know about all of our things. Just being in a room with them? When you don't know how strong chimps really are compared to humans?

Thanks for not underestimating the monkeys, sun

[slate bone]

theyre deadly even if they dont have near human intelligence

[fringe vale]

Exactly

The Orangutans ain't violent.
By choice.

[slate bone]

theyre passive, but if provoked

they could easily rip us apart

[fringe vale]

Very much so

[slate bone]

jona

#help-desk for a minute, thanks

[slate bone]

Hey np and same for you, fellow Uraraka enjoyer

[woeful crater]

I think the monkeys should have gotten the human intelligence and not us

[slate bone]

tbf they wouldve done the same thing as us

[upper marlin]

I DONT SCCEPT OTHERS POINTS??

You literally were just calling me brainless for not agreeing with you

[fringe vale]

Wasabi, we're the lesser evil.

[slate bone]

duh

[fringe vale]

I've seen what a gang of chimpanzees do to other animals

[slate bone]

i half-agreed with your point

you called my point ridiculous

[woeful crater]

What abt blobfish

[slate bone]

waffle's typing in helpdesk, this should be good

[woeful crater]

They could make a whole underwater civilization

[slate bone]

I would say ants. Ants are the scariest because not only are they small, making it easier for them to fit into tight spaces and crawl indoors and being able to climb plus their bites are hurtful as hell, but they have the most colonies/animals with over 20 quadrillion of them on Earth, which makes them scary and powerful asf. Just imagine them with human intelligence, that's scary 😭

[slate bone]

this makes sense

[fringe vale]

I was kinda surprised it was in help desk

[slate bone]

He always does that ignore him

[fringe vale]

Anyway.

Monkeys.

[slate bone]

monkeys

[slate bone]

Thank you, I've been thinking about this for a while 🧍

[fringe vale]

One level up left is all they need to start being a real threat

Guerilla Warfare

[slate bone]

you do have a valid point

[fringe vale]

Or in this case, Gorilla Warfare

[slate bone]

jona, ants

listen to the man

[fringe vale]

SHIT

[slate bone]

ants could easily destroy us

[fringe vale]

I forgot

[woeful crater]

One gorilla with a gun is worth 20 humans with a gun

[slate bone]

and ants are the most populous species on this planet

[fringe vale]

Bruv they already got quantity. Add more quality?

Strategic decapitation strikes

[slate bone]

thank you, thank you ^^

[slate bone]

ants easily

this dude has the right idea

[fringe vale]

Imagine a politician in the middle of a speech and suddenly getting swarmed by ants

[slate bone]

grisly

[fringe vale]

Fear factor right there

Not to mention, the bullet ants.

[slate bone]

Ants are scary, especially with intelligence, it makes them even more powerful

they already work together so just imagine

[slate bone]

exactly

and the fact that they could take over the world

[proud pilot]

Spiders

[slate bone]

literally!

if they have human intelligence they could easily establish long range communication

not to mention create contraptions that could help them use human technology

They work together, they can climb, fit into small spaces, over 20 quadrillion of those insects, have hurtful bites, some can even fly, and they can communicate with each other, and they have so many colonies

they could take over if they wanted to 😭

[fringe vale]

Thing about hippos with human intelligence:
They're smart now. So what? They're grossly outnumbered and would not be able to use or create tools

[deep fern]

Me

[slate bone]

no, jona, see theyre big

so that means they could kill us all

[woeful crater]

I can just use my telekinesis on hippos

And calm them down like I do to the colony of roaches in my house

[slate bone]

That would be terrifying, they could take over but we might be able to get them down if we used our resources correctly, so I don't think hippos would be that scary

[deep fern]

Do they dance for you

[woeful crater]

Sometimes

[deep fern]

What kind of dance

[slate bone]

do you name the roaches?

[woeful crater]

I have to keep them at bay when my gf comes over

The griddy ofc

[fringe vale]

It's not even a might
It's a won't

[woeful crater]

And yes I named them

[deep fern]

Ah like a damn holding back a tsunami I see

When she leaves I assume they all come flooding back in

[slate bone]

What did you name them??

[woeful crater]

They’re all named Gerald

With a number behind their name

[slate bone]

me with an m16 could end the entire population of hippos

me with an m16 and a land rover

[deep fern]

Which is ur favourite Gerald

[fringe vale]

Sun. M16 won't do

[woeful crater]

hmmm

[slate bone]

Well, we could take a few out, but not all, it depends on what we humans would do so it's a so-so, "might" situation

[slate bone]

a glock could do the same

[woeful crater]

Gerald#4206921

[deep fern]

I think the hippos would eat the land rover

He's my favourite Gerald too

[slate bone]

not before i put a bullet in their heads

[slate bone]

Take those hippos down 🫡

[fringe vale]

Sun. Thick skin. Even a lion's bite can't do shit

[woeful crater]

My victims also say that Gerald#4206921 is their favorite

[slate bone]

armor piercing sniper rounds

or air strikes

[fringe vale]

If you can hit the head

We'll be fine so long as it's not monkeys or ants

[slate bone]

whatever the case, hippos can be murdered easily

[woeful crater]

The hippos will just move into a human civilization

Then they can’t use air strikes

[fringe vale]

Or god forbid, wasps.

[deep fern]

There's a quora about what kind of weapon would take down a hippo

[woeful crater]

If it’s wasps

I’m living underwater

[deep fern]

Just stock up on them

[slate bone]

oh hell no, not wasps 😭

[deep fern]

Just eat the wasps

[slate bone]

okay

So ants and wasps for sure, would easily take us down then

[fringe vale]

Bro they'll start stinging a dude where it really hurts

[woeful crater]

Those wasps don’t know I got it on me

[deep fern]

If I had human level intelligence it'd be over for everyone

[woeful crater]

Where’d the bug spray emoji go ):

[slate bone]

i have a weapon to take down a hippo

[woeful crater]

Omg same

[woeful crater]

I will throw a rock in it

I am on the hippos side

#HippoNation

[slate bone]

Wdym "over for everyone", what you plan on doing? 😟

[deep fern]

[woeful crater]

I will ride the hippos into war

And we will take over the human race

W me L humans

[slate bone]

That emoji looks so funny 💀

[deep fern]

I know it's my favourite

[slate bone]

nuke

[deep fern]

All teeth bared

[fringe vale]

Dolphins shouldn't have human level intelligence either

[woeful crater]

They play volleyball with seals

[fringe vale]

Not because they're a threat but they'll be more racist

[slate bone]

also, spider, would you mind cleaning up #help-desk

[deep fern]

I think they're pretty on par they just don't got hands

[woeful crater]

Or lungs

[deep fern]

Oooh gimme a second then I've just gotten off the train

[slate bone]

hmm or do i leave it there as a memory

[woeful crater]

See you in a second

[slate bone]

its one of my proudest moments

[deep fern]

Proudest moment wiped forever

[woeful crater]

Logs 😈

[slate bone]

no worries, i got a screenshot

[deep fern]

[woeful crater]

I think I will infiltrate the mhao modding society just to see logs

[fringe vale]

You'll be seeing a lot from me

[slate bone]

U mean where? In this chat? In the whole server? In my nightmares? In my dreams? In my house? On my tv? On the radio?

[hoary moss]

Your mom

[slate bone]

he means all of them

even from your mother

[slate bone]

Oh my... but she... she was good alone... and would she be happy with Jonathan?

I feel like they don't have anything in common and...

Idk I don't want him as stepdad Sun. You'd be a good Stepdad tho

[slate bone]

id be a terrible stepdad

[misty berry]

Mosquitoes. They're already dangerous enough, but if they knew how to evade traps/lay eggs faster/team up... then the human race is doomed.

[slate bone]

Are you sure?

Damn

Better than Jona tho at least

jona would be better

[misty berry]

Can you guys please take this to #general-media or something?

[slate bone]

Wow ok

[misty berry]

Thank you!

[slate bone]

I also wanna add onto this that there are fire ants and venom ants out there which makes this even more dangerous for humans if they had human intelligence, because fire ants are a pain to deal with and hurt a lot when they sting/bite, and venom ants are super dangerous and give, well, venom to you (or formic acid, it's not too dangerous but still) so yeah, I think ants would definitely be scary with human intelligence.

[slate bone]

That’s actually a really good point

I have no idea

[slate bone]

Yeah, it's not talked about with venom/fire ants, but they are one of the few insects that are super strong. So imagine them with human intelligence, that would be scary 😭

Yeah, and would it be prime human intelligence? Because the older you get the more intelligent in most cases.

Or would it be like, a baby’s intellect?

[slate bone]

Well, the average intelligent of an adult or a 20-year-old I'm assuming. I don't think ants would do much with the brain of a baby, maybe a teenager. But still, even with just a human brain, they would be smart asf and possible the strongest out there

spiders

[cyan skiff]

bear

[slate bone]

Cheetahs lol

Any. Y'all should be afraid of your cats if you have them

Oh boy

[winged stag]

Hear me out

Spiders

[slate bone]

I mean, spiders would be scary ngl

so valid

[deep fern]

my cats r dumb little babies who get scared of their own shadow. bar the one. i dont think i'd have to fear anything but the food bill if they got human intelligence

[slate bone]

Wouldn’t ages 25-30 be more ideal? Since the mind doesn’t full mature til in btwn those ages?

Well for males, i think it’s like 21 for women

[raven breach]

Anything that flies or crawls

[umbral crow]

Birds. Especially crows. They know too much.

[slate bone]

Birds are so creepy

[gilded halo]

Any sort of insect

[slate bone]

Bugs

[slate bone]

Well ants are quite smart as they are right now, so I feel like having the brain of a 20-year-old, whether 20 or 25 or 27, no matter, as long it's on the twenties, I think they would be alright on their own. So 25 would be ideal, yeah. But nonetheless, they would be good/scary with that age of brain

[slate bone]

Trueeee!!

[raven breach]

Shoebill Storks and Komodo Dragons are at the top of my list DX

[slate bone]

Yeah that’s true

Having an army of different types of ants would be kind of scary because they’re mad strong, and on top of that, who’d expect to be attacked by an army of ants?

Exactly!

No one expects an attack from ants

and with them being like around 20 quadrillion of them, we wouldn't last a chance 😭

the ants that fly, venom ants, fire ants, regular ants, yellow crazy ants

[slate bone]

Exactly

like that's scary!

WAIT THERES FLYING ANTS?

I DIDNT KNOW THAT

YEAH!

THERE ARE 😭

alates is what they are

the flying ants

😭😭

it's scary 💀

[foggy sluice]

Id say locusts

[slate bone]

Nah man you won’t ever catch me messin w ants

I don’t wanna be on they bad sad

[slate bone]

*side

[slate bone]

like grasshoppers?

[foggy sluice]

Imagine intelligent locusts being associated with politics

[slate bone]

fr, I ain't tryna get myself in trouble with ants 😭

Fr

[foggy sluice]

Like, it would bring down the food chain

[slate bone]

I did once and I got bit by those fire ants on my toe, it hurt like hell 💀

[dusky tree]

Squirrels

[slate bone]

Wdym? Like they would take the food or they would ban us from food?

What abt hornets?

OOOH

Hornets are good one!

I didn't even think about that

They’re already smart as hell, and like don’t die when they sting, right? Imagine them coming together and deciding to like attack all humans

I mean, yeah, they would be powerful, especially since they got those nest and shit, they would overpower us

[slate bone]

I don't think they die when they sting

i think

Hornet nests are scary, have you ever seen one? Thing is huge 😭

YES BRO

IMAGINE BEING ATTACKED BY LIKE 30 OF EM

EXACTLY

😭😭

That would be scary!! I don't think I would move an inch out of pure fear 😭😭😭

Fr bro

I don’t see why ppl are scared of bees tho

Like, they don’t bother me, I js don’t want it buzzing in my ear that’s all

[pure wyvern]

Parasites

[slate bone]

OOOOH

DIDNT THINK OF THAT

Well bees actually help humans if I'm corrected with the honey, pollen and whenever they sting us. Plus they die after a sting and they don't really attack unless you're near the queen bee/nest, or you've anger them

That would be hella scary

[slate bone]

WAIT BC THIS IS ACTUALLY SCARY

NAHH

[slate bone]

Yeah they only sting if they feel attacke

Okay wait parasites is a good one too 😭

That’s why I have no problem w bees, we chillin

[slate bone]

Deadass cause now I’m scared 😭😭

Wait does ringworms count as parasites?

Well I think so bc they are parasites, just mold right?

"like mold parasites"

ig you can say

[slate bone]

Fr, they could just pick a host and we are done for, so imagine every single one of them 😭

[raven mason]

Spiders. If all the spiders teamed up they could eat every human in about a year or less

[slate bone]

Right bro

[elder flax]

I’m pretty sure they already do

[restive hedge]

rats

[elder flax]

Termites

[slate bone]

That is true as well, but I mean, if humans teamed up (which I hope they would if a spider infection went out), we would probably eliminate half of them maybe

[raven mason]

Imagine all those zombie movies where the climb on top of each other except with spiders. Scary as hell

[slate bone]

I don't think they would kill humans though; they just would make us go on a shortage of wood and plants and stuff

[elder flax]

Which would eventually kill us

[slate bone]

That would actually be scary 😭

I’m surprised no one has said monkeys

[raven mason]

Ikr

[slate bone]

It depends on the spider for me cause I’m not scared of all of them

[slate bone]

Well I'm sure we would find a way to live without wood, idk about plants though, and I think we would be able to take them out before it got too bad ya know?

[slate bone]

People did say it earlier actually

[raven mason]

Monkeys bring back traumatic experiences bc of a dream I had

[elder flax]

@slate bone Gas them maybe

[hidden temple]

If you’ve ever seen Deep Blue Sea, it’d be sharks- they’d be able to fake sleeping sleeping and swim backwards which is NOT normal o.o”

[slate bone]

Yeah probably, they can't handle heat whatsoever, fire is their weakness, we'll probably have to stay indoors as they gas them all for a bit though which would suck

Monkeys r already too damn smart

[elder flax]

Have you HEARD a of 2020

[slate bone]

Especially chimps

[slate bone]

I have heard of 2020 but we wouldn't be able to go out at all, like not for food, clothes, mail, school, like for anything. So like, we have to stay indoors with all doors and windows closed so gas won't get in with masks indoors

[slate bone]

I fear monkeys bc of that movie

i think it was called planet of the apes or something

Crocodile ig

[slate bone]

Monkey are already more intelligent than some humans 💀

[elder flax]

Ohhh yea well that’s pretty different :(

[thorny gulch]

give any predator human intelligence and we'd be screwed, so i'm going to say give dogs human intelligence so we can understand them more? probably not a good idea to give any animal human intelligence

[slate bone]

Yeah, that's why it would be quite hard, so if we did gas them, we would be indoors for a half a month or more, but it's better than 3 years 🧍

The poisonous snail…

THE snail.

🐌

there's a poisonous snail??

🧍

OMG THERE ARE

WHAT

How come I never heard of them before 😭

[wise willow]

cockroach

🫤

[elder flax]

Yea djfnajfnjwnd

[dawn pier]

Me.

[night bluff]

Ants

[summer musk]

The immortal snail

[thin onyx]

Omg

[summer musk]

We'd be doomed

[thorny gulch]

ye lmao

[woeful crater]

put it on a boat then sink the boat in the bermuda triangle

gg ez

[sturdy ingot]

hippo since it causes 500 deaths per year and with human intelligence, that number could double or go even higher

[echo halo]

Definitely a spider. It would have human intelligence, not human morals

[hallow hinge]

the harry frog-

[marble gull]

Gators or birds

[fleet sand]

Dinosaur

[marble gull]

If they were alive, yeah that'd be terrifying

[fleet sand]

I’d be scared to death

[craggy light]

Me

[wraith rune]

Panda's

[last yoke]

Cockroaches

Orrrr

[slate bone]

Humans

literally all of them🧍‍♀️

[buoyant flame]

yeah

[glad laurel]

i would say the same for gorillas 💀

they'd literally kill me instantly

[toxic atlas]

Ants

[glad laurel]

reminds me of one of the flash episode where grodd brought a whole army

[slate bone]

😭

[remote oxide]

Grizzly bear

[glad laurel]

i just love how mother nature takes the strongest animals and gives them a little bit of human intelligence

just for us to explore and possibly expand on that growth

[smoky rampart]

insects

i swear

when we accidentally step on any insect at all

their entire squad is going to go ham on us and declare full on war

mark my words

[coral wharf]

Cats- they are already chaotic enough-

[night leaf]

Cockroaches they would hide and annoy us to death probably

[honest walrus]

Elephants to be honest, they’re really big and if they had even more intelligence or even just human intelligence, they would be able to go ham and destroy all of us ngl-

[pale sage]

Snakes

[rocky patrol]

I think that the scariest animal to have human intelligence is probably ants, they already cooperate quite well, and if they had the knowledge to understand that there's more of them than there is of us and that they could overrun us we'd be screwed

[gritty herald]

Lions, tigers, elephants, cheetahs
They'd have strength and intelligence then
they could destroy society

[nova marsh]

i think spiders, especially for people with agrophobia

[worthy parrot]

Arachniphobia*

[steel thistle]

Chimpanzees. Theyre brutal animals with the morality of a chainsaw, and the crude strength to unalive you, and would turn their best man into a has tag for the sh^ts and giggles

[slate bone]

I love snakes

[worthy parrot]

Agoraphobia is the fear of leaving comfort spaces. Is this what you were wanting, or did you want arachniphobia?

[pale sage]

Snakes are amazing and now with human intelligence there more amazing

[slate bone]

Exactly

My brother has a boa and a ball python

And so does my uncle

[lean thorn]

All of them

[slate bone]

The animals we can eat

[solar patio]

apes

[grand holly]

Goats

[slate bone]

lions

[tulip cape]

House hold cats it would be like ten times worse then the movie cats and dogs because the dogs wouldn't be there to stop them and there already intelligent and I. Most house holds ( world domination)

[edgy flower]

Seagulls, and no one can change my mind

[slate bone]

Tbh that answer is true

[lean thorn]

Ikr

[slate bone]

Imagine a litteral sharknado with all of them smart enough to eat all of us

[lean thorn]

Oh wow I kinda wanna see tht and scream at the same time

[sharp wing]

The Emu, those birds already won a war against Australia without human intelligence and it takes like over 20 minutes to kill one with a machine gun (basically bulletproof), if they had human intelligence, Australia is done for

[granite frost]

Elephants

[serene osprey]

Apes

[nova marsh]

ye i meant Arachniphobia this lmao

[worthy parrot]

Algud, just wanted to help

[grand holly]

Bro they're harmless extra sized kitten

[daring egret]

Humans

[visual dragon]

Bears

[hard kestrel]

mosquito

I hate them so much

[long kernel]

BYE

[inland garden]

Bears

[slate bone]

Ducks

They can fly, swim, and walk

What’s stopping them

[naive phoenix]

But they only go up to the knee 💀

[quasi sentinel]

Any house pet. They know where you sleep and they know where everything is kept around the house. Whose to say they won't decide to end you in you're own home? That's scary.

[sinful crane]

Gorillas

[slate bone]

Ants. What if they have enough intelligence to stack themselves on each other and create a big ant with it?!

[brave flame]

rhinos

[crystal sundial]

A fox tbh

Fixes are pretty smart

Foxes*

[slate crown]

Insects

[latent stone]

Large birds

[half siren]

Them gorillas they already know too much

[echo zinc]

skunks

once they find out their spray is flammable

[serene glen]

Ducks

[autumn dagger]

t-rex

[jade zephyr]

mouses..

[inland sparrow]

chimpanzees or dolphins

[buoyant oasis]

Cats. They are already very smart and cunning- and if they had modern-day human intelligence- We're screwed. ☠️☠️☠️

[shrewd thistle]

Gorillas

[weak skiff]

😭

[hallow inlet]

Ants ig

[drowsy jewel]

Probably spiders or snakes

[median coral]

Spiders

[slim orchid]

Lion

[frank bluff]

chimera's exhibit a: Nedzu

[slate bone]

Cockroach

[stark sparrow]

ants

they're small, but there's a bunch of them

[night stream]

really? ants?

irdk

tigers?

maybe?

[stark sparrow]

ants are everywhere

[slate bone]

Ants are really powerful already so I think ants would be even scarier with intelligence, I wrote a whole paragraph as to why 😭

[night stream]

ohhh

oop-

ok

[slate bone]

I mean, what about the animals we can eat, wonder what kind of revenge they're gonna do.

[night stream]

oh yea.. true

[inland sparrow]

i said chimps and dolphins because dolphins are already menaces and chimps dont try to kill you, they try to mutilate you

[steep sphinx]

ants bro

and birds

[steep sphinx]

oh and mice

they're literally everywhere and can take over the world if they wanna

our only hope is the exterminators

[gloomy thorn]

polar bears

for sure

[inland sparrow]

lets be real if mice had human intelligence they would choose to be pets, that's the only way they're gonna be comfortable for the like 3 years of life they have

[steep sphinx]

right

[kindred stream]

Small insects

[wraith haven]

Spiders because the will understand strategies and will be able to make tactical web-pons

[spice swan]

flies

[slate bone]

Ole this is so stupidly funny, I shouldn’t have laughed that much