AOTD (August 27th, 2022)

[little tendon]

e

[eternal apex]

i would

[cosmic owl]

I would

[eternal apex]

uh

idk

[cosmic owl]

Uhhhhh

[azure knoll]

i wouldnt

[cosmic owl]

Tell them what will happen

[eternal apex]

^

[cosmic owl]

Then become their god and enslave them

[lusty sundial]

I will uhh show them my scar from my arm surgery

[west dagger]

ill probaly die

[cosmic owl]

How long is 400 years ago

[coral flare]

1622

[cosmic owl]

Oh

[hoary plank]

yikes

[west dagger]

1600

[coral flare]

so jamestown massacre is about to happen

[cosmic owl]

Idk wtf happened back then 💀

[lusty sundial]

Wait lien

[latent depot]

I wouldn’t tell them I’m from the future Bc they’d call me a witch and kill me

[rough seal]

Uh

[lusty sundial]

*like

[sage lava]

ezz i will just tell then whats gone happen next and maybe get a new periodic table ( better than a Modern one) oops, just addicted to chem at the moment 💀

[west dagger]

umm , there was no country 600 years ago here

[lusty sundial]

Are we in our country/state etc

[rapid needle]

Spanish inquisition

[tulip tinsel]

predict the black death

[rough seal]

PREDICTIONS
I SHALL TELL THEM THE FUTURE
also wouldn't my clothing be weird to them?

[latent depot]

The Black Death happened in the 1300s

[whole badge]

I'd die immediately after being transported back 400 years in time.

[lusty sundial]

Same

[cosmic owl]

The world would look black and white

[coral flare]

i would give them plans on how to create a stable and great country

[west dagger]

cant , i failed history

[cosmic owl]

I will each them how to fly

[rapid needle]

Simply tell someone to not put the french, germans, russians, and polish near each other

[coral flare]

real

tell them to stop being racist

[rapid needle]

(impossible)

[cosmic owl]

Bomb the Germans before it’s too late

[west dagger]

how

[coral flare]

use violence if they try

[rapid needle]

mail a pipebomb to the prussians

[coral flare]

i have the knowledge for an ar-15 they dont

[little tendon]

covid

[west dagger]

in the whole wordl ,ul need to be the flash and how will u know

[cosmic owl]

I see everything

[whole badge]

They'd probably burn me alive if they thought I was a witch.

[cosmic owl]

Run away from them

[west dagger]

u need to abolish french/ british / spanish morachi maybe

[cosmic owl]

I don’t think people were very fast back then

[restive talon]

I wouldn’t

[rapid needle]

Tell a the french monarchy don't promote napoleon in the future

[coral flare]

"you see a guy named napoleon you do NOT put him"

[little tendon]

They wont listen

[cosmic owl]

Tell them “Let them Eat Cake!”

[little tendon]

Unless you get an army

[coral flare]

i have american pride in my blood i am the army

they dont have american pride discovered yet

i have the advantage

[little tendon]

Americans

[rapid needle]

we're talking about europe so far

what about asia

[west dagger]

thats a misundertanding , no one told that

[stiff mica]

Tell everything that is going to happen

[rapid needle]

i would have talked in my scotish accect

[west dagger]

now profecies would work there

[hoary plank]

i dont know shit abt modern history

[west dagger]

yeahbthats just gonna stop people be named that

[cosmic owl]

I would just enslave the world

[rapid needle]

☠️

[cosmic owl]

And force them to become intelligent

[coral flare]

you only tell the main guy that, tell him to tell no one else

[west dagger]

beforee anyone would make a monarchi in the first place

[west dagger]

the kng ?

[rapid needle]

sadly the english exist

[small nacelle]

i'd just go back to the future

it's surely not that difficult

[west dagger]

didnt napoeleon help the french revolution ??

[rapid needle]

not really sure

But he become leader of france after like 3 rulers

[west dagger]

je did it seems

[rapid needle]

Oh yeah

Make sure the serbs don't exist

[west dagger]

get history of the wordl very discriptive version whith u

[fringe oak]

Depends on where

If it's in America, it's dangerously close to the times some morons start burning suspected witches

And I have a severe allergic reaction to being burnt to death

[west dagger]

1692 started , u have time to run

[west dagger]

me 2 whaat a coincidence

[sonic rune]

dawg ill start speaking some chinese and they wont understand shit

[fringe oak]

It's those times these morons from Massachussetts began thinking that women that could count are witches

And the time scientific advancements are witchcraft

In Massachussetts

If anything, I'd much rather burn the entire town of Salem down before it happens

Spare the world of witchhunting morons

[west dagger]

u can star speching normaly and they still woulnd understand u

[west dagger]

good idea

[rapid needle]

id speak modern slang

[sonic rune]

"oi bruv piss off yeah"

[glad night]

rap

[rapid needle]

yes

[rain edge]

just point at my died hair

dyed*

[rapid needle]

theyd think youre doin withcraft

[wise snow]

my sick dance moves would frighten them into submission and then i'd rule

[west dagger]

muahahahaahha

[rapid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/last-week-tonight-steve-buscemi-tap-dancing-dancing-guest-star-gif-4249870

steve buscemi style

[wise snow]

JUST LIKE STEVE BUSCEMI YES

[west dagger]

1 of my friends just sayd find my ancestors and teach them the macarena

[rapid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/999catsdancing-555cents-elgato123-babaababa3441-gif-25053645

[rough seal]

Lol

[river folio]

Answer question or do sum dat dey don’t know bout

[half meteor]

I wouldn't try to convince them at all, I'd probably be executed if I did

[rapid needle]

dude id change the course of history

[rough jacinth]

Executed Because they think that what witch is talking nonsense here

[vital palm]

I wouldn’t. If I proved I was from the future 400 years ago, I’d be killed as a witch.

[echo flint]

My cloths

I wouldn't be naked right?

[rapid needle]

wizard, sano

not witch

[fringe oak]

The Salem morons are surprisingly for gender equality when it comes to burning witches

So yeah, Sans is gonna be considered a witch

[clever stag]

I will show them the power of technology

[west dagger]

there was no wizards

[fringe oak]

And they'll give you two choices.
Burn at a stake
Or drown

[rapid needle]

nonsense

ive read harry potter

[west dagger]

thats a piece of fiction , entirely made up , the latin doesnt even complety match

[rapid needle]

you know

while you were arguing away in a discord server somewhere

people invented this thing

called a joke

[hoary plank]

💀

[west dagger]

i didn't know , do u identify as one ? , im sorry , i didn't know

[rapid needle]

well yes, as a matter of fact i do

you should have some in your dreary life

[west dagger]

good 4 u

[rapid needle]

thank you

[west dagger]

[restive talon]

What happened here?

[rapid needle]

a lot

[restive talon]

Makes sense

[mental oak]

uh

[west dagger]

yeah ?

[mental oak]

my clothes aren't exactly from 400 years ago

[west dagger]

better run

depending on where u live

[mental oak]

also if you're really into history you could just say what's gonna happen and then it happens

but you might get killed

for that

[wise snow]

you'd definitely be tried as a witch then yeah lol

[mental oak]

I'd get killed back then anyways

I'm gay lol

[wise snow]

i think the future predicting would be more obvious

then again how much do ppl actually know exactly what was going on 400 years ago to the day

[mental oak]

some people do

some people are smart

me? I don't even know what was going on 400 years ago

[wise snow]

i'd go back thinking i could shock them all w my knowledge but i don't know jack shit

[left crater]

i'd show them that i can be with their mothers

[floral fiber]

I would show them my face my body features and my knowledge so they can be smart,

[slow shell]

I would do anything and everything women weren't allowed to do back then. And I'd stitch some pants up to climb trees lol. Sewing is my forte whether it's hand stitch or machine stitch. Mwahahahaahhaaha

[charred knot]

i would tell them about monster trucks

[rapid needle]

women did stitch back then

[heavy walrus]

By the way I talk and the clothes I wear I guess

[rapid needle]

With anime and phone

And mangas

[stoic pond]

Act like I was sent from God, spread false messages, enslave humanity, and make the world better place🤓🤓

[acoustic lava]

I will tell them about The bad things in thr world so they can stop it

[native rune]

My clothes

I don't think teenagers wore jeans and hoodies 400 years ago lmfao

[glad sage]

i just would 👍🏽

[rapid needle]

acts of trolling

[marble pilot]

scare the shit out of them by being a woman who can write

[rough seal]

And read

[marble pilot]

yeah

[stoic pond]

💪💪

[marble pilot]

or explain what evolution is before all those other people did because that’d be funny

[stoic pond]

HAHAH AND ACT LIKE A REAL LIFE WITCH, TELL THEM THAT IF THEY BURN YOU, THAT THEY ALL GET CURSED WITH IMEDIATE DEATH

[marble pilot]

no more spontaneous generation for you

[west dagger]

u have dinamite on u ?

[stoic pond]

Huh

[stoic pond]

Dynamite?

[west dagger]

they die after u get burnt , instant death

[stoic pond]

Ohh that's what you meant

[west dagger]

yeah , how else u canst instant death

[marble pilot]

No just the writing and reading

[west dagger]

they could look just like scribiles to them , they dont know how to read depeds on wehre u go

[marble pilot]

it’s not caveman times

People had written language in the 1600s

not everyone but some

[west dagger]

yeah

[frigid canopy]

My braces :))

[native geode]

Well year would be 1622… and I actually have no idea what to do

[pastel veldt]

hmm. probably show them my cool outfit. It's too cool for the olden days 👉 😎 👉

[rapid needle]

Right? I would want to know if there was a way back

[sweet pendant]

see if there was something that happened and see if i could prove it

[rapid needle]

Make something that’s years advanced that what it was

Dr. Stone it

[rapid needle]

Or that would happen

[light path]

If i were as smart as dr stone i would make a time machine out of the available resources and go back

[dull mesa]

Bro senku has not made a time machine

[hard wedge]

I come before a grand moment and predict it

[light path]

And?

Senku would be smart enough to make one.

[rapid needle]

i would get my nails done before that happens

that way they would ask, how did you get those???

[light path]

"Magic"

[dull mesa]

Therefore you can’t do it

[dull mesa]

We don’t even know if it’s possible

If it was then he’d have done it already

[dusky stone]

Simple, I don’t

[rapid needle]

Wait a second-

[marble sedge]

i wouldn’t cuz if i tried they’d probably think i was a witch 🤠👍

[pine bear]

i would just be worried about getting back

[slow shell]

I'm not saying they didn't. There's more under that

[slow shell]

You didn't get to take anything with you I think

[rapid needle]

Ho boy

[slow shell]

You're telling me