If there was a zombie apocalypse tomorrow, what is the first thing you would do?
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#AOTD (August 12, 2022)
paper forge
dusky isle
die
dawn remnant
cry
young seal
car
vague jungle
die
young seal
bagel got it all planned out
dusky isle
ez
vague jungle
bagel? explain please
paper forge
I know it’s 4, for you guys-
But for me, it’s currently 2:51 in the afternoon - using this time zone thing to my advantage
Woulda posted it exactly at 12, but ai forgot :’D
And these comments are so depressing; yet so true
vague jungle
it's 1:53am for me 
elder thorn
I’d find the nearest weapon, find shelter away from all da zombies, and then survive :D
Just kidding I’d probably be one of the first to die 
hushed karma
kms probably.
vague jungle
And these comments are so depressing; yet so true
there ain't no way im surviving an apocalypse 
paper forge
Sadness
young seal
Car, supply run to a supermarket, hardware store to get stuff, get home and fortify it, steal a faster car, modify said stolen car to be zombieproof and guns, real death race type shit, get weapons, (stolen car would be a Ford Mustang GT <3) and thats it
ive got it all planned out
paper forge
Noiceee
dusky isle
and then u are the first one to get infected
young seal
and then u are the first one to get infected
exactly wrong
young seal
Didn’t you just say Bagel had it all planned out?
yes, bagel's plan is clearly superior
paper forge
Pfft-
young seal
grab knife and pray
dusky isle
uneven sleet
um prob get sum supplies like food, bandages, flashlight, etc, and find a safe place to temporarily stay, maybe bring along some friends ¯_(ツ)_/¯
grizzled hollow
Panic
pine isle
nothing
brave vapor
ilyt
young seal
Get a weapon, supplies, and find a bunker along with people I know so I'm not lonely 🥲
bright summit
Grab my one bag that has all stuff I need in it already, and grab a few Mangas a other things because why not LMAO 💀
clear pewter
I kinda don't wanna live in post apocalyptic world so do my best to go out with style
knotty wagon
realistically zombies would just decompose eventually to the point where they can't move
so just
knotty wagon
so just
buy stuff and hope i:
-
dont get attacked while i'm there
-
can survive off that stuff
young seal
Nothing
fallen stream
Barricade the whole building
subtle summit
I would look for shelter, a weapon to defend, ammunition and a source to feed myself.
manic oak
The logical thing is to get stuff to survive
I'd just hide in my house until I die
halcyon spoke
Go to the nearest police station loot there guns then start moving to a less populated area
subtle trail
Let them eat me so I become the super mega zombie boss
plush crypt
Barricade the whole building
This 🙌
halcyon spoke
Let them eat me so I become the super mega zombie boss
That depends
uncut snow
Probably reenforce my home
night kiln
Die.
slow finch
if id be the only one who knew its coming then
id go n steal stuff that i need cuz i dont have money n id start rewatching the walking dead
grave stump
i would die
dreamy skiff
Um die in other way than eated by zombie alive
zinc kettle
cry
ornate ferry
I guess go and get a bunch of groceries or something
violet sluice
I would make sure my family is safe and get shelter and all of that
livid ember
If we knows coming a day early. In my town-build a strong wall around,get rid of all the dead inside..No guns here so arm people with weapons that wont get stuck in peoples heads
cold wing
lock myself in my house and probably slowly die
I'm definitely not good at zombies of all things
nimble orbit
I guess my homemade flamethrower is legal now.
young seal
I guess my homemade flamethrower is legal now.
all flamethrowers are legal jona
nimble orbit
if it was then why was that one guy I knew got arrested for using it on an abandoned building
young seal
if it was then why was that one guy I knew got arrested for using it on an aband...
well its legal as long as the cops dont know about it
like most things
nimble orbit
anyway yeah, i prefer to be close and personal with zombies
and i sure do hope my neighbour got zombified.
the slag no longer gonna be doing karaoke at 6am
young seal
i just need an armored mustang with a rousch 5.4
nimble orbit
unless the infection spreads through blood, I got a few homemade weapons I want to test out
ever tried to strap a car battery to a sledgehammer to see what happens?
hearty ferry
Dieeeeeeeee
oak kayak
Get my dog and parents inside a room w me and stay there until resources run out ig
eager coral
Depends on if everyone is a zombie right away or not. I live out in the rural area, therefore if no one is a zombie right away then I'll team up with my neighbors and such, there's also a gas station near by so yea :> I'd say my chances of infection may be low.
glacial brook
Die
young seal
Chat my friends if they're okay and ask them if we all can meet up
stray vortex
probably die
austere panther
watch apocalypse survival vids
stray vortex
do zombies get food poisoning
white hornet
Find or build a house
cedar tinsel
get bitten i suppose
deep drum
I would dress up as a zombie and hope they don’t find me sus so I can escape
If they find me sus then my last words will be “uwu” and I’ll die
weak cloak
Make sure everyone is ok or not, then grab anything I could find to survive, like knifes or food, and then find a cure like in all zombie apocalypse movies... or not. I might die.
young seal
I would dress up as a zombie and hope they don’t find me sus so I can escape
Let's just hope the kind of zombies can't smell or have lower smelling senses
you dont have to kill the zombies, per se
youve just gotta
how do you say
disable
them
Break dem legs
yes exactly
and no better way to do it
than with
or
It's very rare to see that kind of vehicle in my country so oof
or
young seal
It's very rare to see that kind of vehicle in my country so oof
no no no, as long as youve got any vehicle
just jack it up on air suspension
weld a bunch of bars onto the window sills
get knobbly tires
light bars
Ooooh 
heck maybe even a bunch of blades onto the bumper and sides
and ofc, jerry cans on the roof, or on the back window if its a fastback
young seal
they sure will
nimble orbit
oh and if the zombies are anything like the ones from left 4 dead, best course of action is to die.
young seal
actually, im not sure they will
cause they know zombies cant drive
Honestly, really depends of what kind of zombies they are 
now if they were minecraft zombies
Who knows maybe they run like a human
nimble orbit
have you seen the movies and tv show? They WILL shoot you on sight no matter what
young seal
now if they were minecraft zombies
LMFAO
if they were minecraft zombies, itd be a breeze
nimble orbit
i mean, isn't it embarrassing that The Walking Dead got as bad as it did?
nimble orbit
The military got beat by some slow ass zombies lmao
young seal
we might have a teeny tiny problem
young seal
The military got beat by some slow ass zombies lmao
How is that even a problem BAHAH
nimble orbit
Now if you're immune, that is definitely incentive to not go to military bases and prove that you are immune
they will dissect you alive just for a cure
or vaccine
peak canyon
i would call tomura to decay some zombies :))
young seal
i just want to use the zombie apocalypse as an excuse to get a Ford GT, Mustang GT, Shelby GT500, GT350, Puma ST, Focus RS, Fiesta ST, Expedition, Bronco R, and a Fairlane
Zombie Apocalypse as an excuse to steal stuffs in the mall 
yes, that in a nutshell
Me and my friend always love to talk about it
if i got a chance to steal one thing
one single thing only
and get away with it
i know what im getting
Demn
Hope it won't get scratched from all the apocalypse
thats why i plan on getting two of them, one when the apocalypse is all done, two, to armor plate and mod the hell outta it for the apocalypse
interesting
nimble orbit
i would call tomura to decay some zombies :))
Good luck trying to summon a fictional character
peak canyon
bruh
nimble orbit
well now at least we'll know who among us will die first
young seal
peak canyon
i was jusr saying
nimble orbit
Nope. No take backs.
nimble orbit
You unironically wished to call a fictional character in a zombie apocalypse that happened irl
young seal
im defo not dying
nimble orbit
Because I would definitely use your ass as zombie bait
young seal
ive got an elaborate plan laid out
peak canyon
Because I would definitely use your ass as zombie bait
🙂
nimble orbit
For thinking that your fictional anime husbando will save you
peak canyon
husbando what ?
nimble orbit
idk either. That's what the weebs call em
young seal
I think it's pointless to talk about this so let's just move on 
nimble orbit
No no this is related to what we'll do in a zombie apocalypse tomorrow
young seal
okay heres my plan in a few easy steps
young seal
I think it's pointless to talk about this so let's just move on <:KurisuSip:4816...
Just the husbando part
nimble orbit
The story here is that the mf before us has gone insane from the stress and despair and tried to call a fictional character to undo the horror of zombies
young seal
okay heres my plan in a few easy steps
nimble orbit
In which then I proceed to mock them, and then assigned them as zombie bait
young seal
- Get a Ford GT
- get groceries and a ton of fuel in storage
- get all sorts of weapons and rig them up and down my street
- get all sorts of parts and equipment
- get jona and his slow asf Morris Marina
- survive the apocalypse together by strategically taking out zombies en masse
- get a beer and drink
young seal
The story here is that the mf before us has gone insane from the stress and desp...
Y'know what, yeah that's understandable 
nimble orbit
1. Get a Ford GT
2. get groceries and a ton of fuel in storage
3. get all sorts ...
Mf I don't own a Morris Marina
unless you mean pink jona
young seal
Mf I don't own a Morris Marina
sorry i meant your half broken civic
nimble orbit
i don't have a civic either
nimble orbit
last time i drove was about 2 years ago
and my pops didn't allow me near his hummer since
young seal
we'z gonna be up
nimble orbit
just let me be your weapons expert or something
young seal
just let me be your weapons expert or something
or that
you can be that
mustang with twin mounted gatling guns
nimble orbit
because i like camaros better
nimble orbit
Cmon man we already discussed this. I will always love the old school camaros
young seal
Cmon man we already discussed this. I will always love the old school camaros
okay a yenko camaro, with the 427 big block from the chevy corvette instead of the top trim 289 small block
nimble orbit
Fair enough.
night kiln
Remington 780 > trying to survive a zombie apocalypse
young seal
the best 1969 camaro you can get
nimble orbit
But I want saw blades on that thing. Even cars should be allowed the privilege of glorious melee
This is the consequences of being a pyro main.
young seal
But I want saw blades on that thing. Even cars should be allowed the privilege o...
tada
nimble orbit
Saw Blades.
young seal
uhh
dude
no
that aint gonna work
youve already got a massive v8 up front, you wanna add more weight?
nimble orbit
It's because I'm Jona that saw blades will work
young seal
aight fair
opal thicket
dense dagger
prolly lock my door idk
weary plume
gather as much food, water and supplies as I can, build some contraptions whether they be traps or anything. Then I'd gather weapons like guns, knives machetes etc., gather my family and friends and take shelter
last maple
desert arrow
Fight
dawn portal
go to my friend's house nextdoor bc she & her dad watch zombie apocalypse shows all the time they'll know what to do lol
young seal
wait are yall neighbours
drifting raven
grab the Chinese sks and the .22 rifle in our basement 🥶🥶
proud sapphire
Grab some uzuis some snipers and some speakers with aks then play some bo1 music while I kill the zombies
drifting raven
you finna go deaf if you dont have ear protection
proud sapphire
Don't need them
I have great hearing even when it's loud plus I can kind of sense people
young seal
bro has built in sonar
drifting raven
despite video games gun shots can make you death
drifting raven
bro has built in sonar
real
proud sapphire
And plus bo1 music is awesome
drifting raven
deaf
you will become death especially if its some automatic rifle
plus aks have really high recoil
so do uzid
uzis
young seal
yall have it all wrong
proud sapphire
yall have it all wrong
How?
proud sapphire
I see your point
drifting raven
isnt there a couple cars in gta with guns on them
grizzled hollow
many
proud sapphire
I just need a squad like 6-7 people then I'd be flying
young seal
isnt there a couple cars in gta with guns on them
arena war vehicles, the toreador, stromberg, deluxo, nightshark, insurgent pickup, apc, tampa, half track
drifting raven
arena war vehicles, the toreador, stromberg, deluxo, nightshark, insurgent picku...
i have the deluxo insurgent pickup and some arena war vehicles
the oppressor also has some
young seal
yeah but oppressor has no armor
proud sapphire
With the zombie apocalypse watch it be like left 4 dead
drifting raven
true but you can you fly away w the mark 2
young seal
best vehicle to use casually is the vapid bullet
drifting raven
so can the deluxo
young seal
toreador and stromberg go underwater
drifting raven
best vehicle to use casually is the vapid bullet
why the vapid bullet
young seal
toreador has rocket boosters as well
young seal
why the vapid bullet
bc it looks cool, cheap to mod, and it looks like a 2005 Ford GT
proud sapphire
We just need a real William afton ( clearly joking)
drifting raven
get the a10 and bomb the zombies
young seal
also the bullet is tough to drive
drifting raven
ez
proud sapphire
Actually just get a bomb that's big enough y'know for a city but if there's any survivors then you would have to wait for them to get out first
dim kayak
Shelter or food normally but that’s boring so imma say money so i can use it to magically make guns appear out of chalk drawings of them, to the proceed to do the real life Easter egg
drifting raven
ez
young seal
im gonna do the death race in real life except im the only one with a car and everyone else is a zombie
proud sapphire
im gonna do the death race in real life except im the only one with a car and ev...
Not if I have a say in that
young seal
well you dont
young seal
Well you can't control me
im the dictator
proud sapphire
im the dictator
And I'm the director
young seal
whag
proud sapphire
Whar
untold lark
Cover myself in zombie goo and go scavenge some shops
proud sapphire
Cover myself in zombie goo and go scavenge some shops
Good thinking
tiny frigate
Retreat to the forest or mountains and live like a monk.
scenic axle
Pray
languid ocean
Panic.
obsidian pawn
There’s a thing called shifting, so I hide my body somewhere hidden and then I shift and never come back
uncut quail
kms cuz i am NOT gonna struggle through no zombie apocalypse
white chasm
intervene
steady egret
Hide my guitar because I'm not letting anything happen to my baby 🫂
young seal
save my cats
thorny maple
Save my dog
fossil pendant
I would live on mars.
untold lark
I would live on mars.
Oof. Can I join you? I bring video games as a peace offering. Earth is currently too unpleasant for my liking with people literally ripping each other’s throats for having different opinions.
untold lark
I shall be the leader
We vote
fossil pendant
I'm the one with the spaceship
untold lark
I'm the one with the spaceship
And I’ve got anti boredom stuff