gacha-gang

[muted raven]

But with eula you can also defeat azhdaha pretty easily

:thonking:

[charred sigil]

There's men in that game??

[lean carbon]

RIGHT? 😭

My reaction. Only heard abt him cuz he has the same CN VA as ayato or itto one of the two

My camera roll is filled w him now

[charred sigil]

He's cute

[lean carbon]

Factual

[small geode]

[latent falcon]

yall pray for my artifact

[small geode]

[fierce ledge]

[latent falcon]

u h

HEH WE TAKE THOSE

[small geode]

LET'S GOOOOOOO

That's a huge piece

[fierce ledge]

banger

[latent falcon]

i need a crit rate hat SO BAD

itto weapon got nearly 90%cd like

his ascension stat gonna carry my build so hard

[fierce ledge]

I am on verge of going insane if I want to go for weapon banner

Skyward Harp really pog too

[latent falcon]

just like dont

its not even worth it im just a simp and want it cause it looks sick

[fierce ledge]

so am I

[solemn bloom]

Become happy

[fierce ledge]

he is angry because you are using QiQi

[latent falcon]

so am i

[solemn bloom]

I use qiqi for healing+shit reactions

[latent falcon]

u have

bennet

on that same team

[solemn bloom]

What

Oh i switched fischl with bennett because domain need phro

Pyro

[fierce ledge]

https://twitter.com/Ubatcha1/status/1469669395723075589?s=20

UBatcha (@Ubatcha1)

Both me and the source apologise for hyping up the re-run in case it doesn't happen but as I said, I'd rather the info be out there for others to decide for themselves.

Twitter · Dec 11, 2021, 2:04 PM

[solemn bloom]

Tell whats bad

[latent falcon]

?

u have bennet heals u dont need qiqi

[solemn bloom]

I just told you

[solemn bloom]

||
||

[latent falcon]

?

[fierce ledge]

on hopium Zhongli rerun is really false

[latent falcon]

what is that even meant 2 mean

[lyric path]

I got Eula, folks

[fierce ledge]

congrats

[lyric path]

NICE

C4 BENNY

[solemn bloom]

Now get 1 more

And stop

[lyric path]

I MORE EULA???

[solemn bloom]

No i mran benny

[lyric path]

Ah

Well, I don't have the proper time

[solemn bloom]

The mail

[lyric path]

By the time I get all 1600 primos from mail, the banner would've reset

[solemn bloom]

And commissions

Yeah but there will still be the mail

[lyric path]

Alright

[muted raven]

Praying

Please give me zhongli mihoyo

[fierce ledge]

I hope not because I don't want to go broke.

Xiao and Zhongli in same patch

no please

[lyric path]

I have exactly.....0 primos

Amazing

[fierce ledge]

me too soon

[small geode]

pepelaugh

Get trolled

[lyric path]

Jenshin impact won the awards 😔

Not Genshin

[fierce ledge]

+20 in inventory and upcoming freemogems

[lyric path]

Mmmmm

[muted raven]

Only 60 more needed

[fierce ledge]

[misty geyser]

Just as I was about to take my shoes off of the rooftop there I see

[unreal hill]

uh

lyric prank?

[muted raven]

LETS GO MY EULA CRIT RATE IS NOW 21%

🎉

[misty geyser]

@unreal hill Want to be my friend😂

[steel parcel]

LETS GOO

[steel parcel]

That song

[misty geyser]

A girl with braided hair

Here before me

[latent falcon]

[misty geyser]

Disby myself i go and scream " hey don't do it please! "

[latent falcon]

u can stop now

[steel parcel]

This isn't the talent show

If you wanna sing you must go in vc

[muted raven]

singing in text isnt allowed

[latent falcon]

make it sound like a prison wording it like that

[atomic needle]

U

[latent falcon]

[solemn bloom]

Yes yes yes yes

[latent falcon]

it rolled hp

i sleep

[solemn bloom]

😑 😐 😑 😑 😑 😑

[muted raven]

https://tenor.com/view/keqing-keching-genshin-impact-liyue-zhongli-gif-21263745

[solemn bloom]

AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA

Wait is SAR same as twhkmo

[jaunty moth]

[small geode]

bro I was like "oh damn there's a global chat", opened it and ☠️ ☠️

[jaunty moth]

LMAO

[willow tree]

Lmfao

[solemn bloom]

https://youtu.be/g1tmnke3dpE

💀

[latent falcon]

i love that guys channel

cant wait for him 2 do itto videos

[fierce ledge]

can't wait for broken Ittos

[latent falcon]

gonna make me want c6

[fierce ledge]

I will never get to those levels I know but Itto will be my first character I want to actually try to build well.

[latent falcon]

but thats just not possible for normal people

[fierce ledge]

if I don't go for Weapon Banner, I might get C1.

[latent falcon]

lowkey same im so lazy with builds but itto getting min maxed

[unreal hill]

Mm?

[fierce ledge]

Me losing 5050 or getting Itto C1 both Ws for me

[unreal hill]

I think I am on hard pity

[fierce ledge]

I am at like 20 rn

[unreal hill]

You got eula/albedo or you lost the 50/50?

[latent falcon]

i won the 50/50 on albedo and i feel like im gonna fail every 50/50 and hit hard pity everytime on itto banner as punishment

[fierce ledge]

I pulled on Hu Tao rerun back in her banner for Thoma and got Thoma+C1 first 10 pulls and in other 10 pulls I got QiQi

saving up since then

[unreal hill]

I got a thoma C2 and a Bennett C3

[fierce ledge]

ye

[latent falcon]

bruh

[fierce ledge]

oh wait I didn't pull anytime after that

so I am at 0

nvm

[unreal hill]

What how did you get that?

[fierce ledge]

get what

[latent falcon]

theres a website that tracks wishes and pulls

[fierce ledge]

oh

https://paimon.moe/

[latent falcon]

its a bit dodgey now and doesnt track older pulls

[fierce ledge]

Mihoyo already made an official interactive map. They should already just release a website like this too.

[latent falcon]

fr

its mainly because they only track wishes from the last like month

[fierce ledge]

I mean a website atleast just allow us to use tools like in this website.

Todo list etc.

without us needing to put in manually and just detect from our inventory.

[latent falcon]

it really aint much 2 ask tbh

quality of life stuff in game

[fierce ledge]

QoL lmao

[small geode]

Anyone that plays Honkai, can someone explain the banner/supply system in it in like, basic terms

made the mistake of pulling on the first standard banner in genshin cuz I thought diluc was rate up

Never again ☠️

[latent falcon]

i need 2 actually build my units my god

[willow tree]

[small geode]

Investment issue

Can't blame you considering how shit artifact farming is

[latent falcon]

godamm rng issue

the amount of resin thats went into the crimson witch domain

change artifact farming before it legit kills ur game

itto come home

[coral mural]

i got about 30 rolls rn lmao
for the future, at 40 pity

[kindred drum]

the dog guards from this event bouta be in the next abyss 😭

[latent falcon]

when they increasing the rewards in abyss? there making it harder and the enemies tankier everytime

boutta just stop doing it at this rate

[fierce ledge]

bless

[latent falcon]

plus 5 fates plus my whale powers

c1

[bronze blaze]

never

[primal musk]

142

[fierce ledge]

NO WAY

THEY DID A QOL UPDATE

[abstract orchid]

POG

[fierce ledge]

QoL update crumbs

[glad portal]

wtf

[frail galleon]

Omg finally playing on ps4 won't be a pain in the ass

[glad portal]

LMFAO

[fierce ledge]

I don't use shortcut wheel at all

[glad portal]

me neither

[frail galleon]

I use it all the time and every time I want to pick events it chooses the battle pass or quests.

So normally I need to do it 5 times to hit events

[fierce ledge]

I just hate how there is no some kind of cursor on the middle of the wheel to show which button I am on with my mouse.

[glad portal]

fr

u gotta be dramatic abt it too to get to where u want

[kindred drum]

@carmine drift

eula moment

also love that every burst is back up basically immediately

@small geode

[glad portal]

damnn

[kindred drum]

you cant see in the clip but every burst is refilled by the end

literally can just repeat it every run

[small geode]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

Eula hitting those 6 digits

[steel parcel]

Eula moment

@kindred drum what's your eula build?

[kindred drum]

4 pc pale flame and wgs

[steel parcel]

Mind taking a ss of the stats /artis?

[kindred drum]

sure

[primal musk]

<— thinking of pulling Eula but gonna save it to Itto

[steel parcel]

Ty

[kindred drum]

also i just realized that hit for 236k 😭

i didnt even see that

new damage record

[steel parcel]

Yeah

[kindred drum]

👨‍🦯

[steel parcel]

Wow, your eula not hitting for 400k+ occasionally?

[kindred drum]

🤨

my substats are not good lol

especially my goblet

[steel parcel]

Same

Mine hits for like

[kindred drum]

its literally my only phys dmg goblet

[steel parcel]

16k ult

Level 50 with wgs and 2p pale flame 2p bloodstained

[lyric path]

Is snow-tombed starsilver good for Eula?

[steel parcel]

If you don't have other things yes

[kindred drum]

my wgs is 90

[steel parcel]

I'm gonna level 90 it soon

[primal musk]

Man-

[lyric path]

If only I used my wishes on the weapon banner

[kindred drum]

nah

[lyric path]

MAYBE I could've gotten something good for eula

But, of course, I got Eula out of the blue

[kindred drum]

i mean her weapon banner is still up lol

[steel parcel]

Artifacts look decent

[kindred drum]

meh

could def be better

[steel parcel]

Yeah

If you didn't get those Def rolls

[kindred drum]

flat hp 😭

[glad portal]

hrgn

[steel parcel]

Soon™️

I'm halfway through rank 54

[primal musk]

Where sea fairy 🗿

[glad portal]

in my shop

[primal musk]

Okay then-

[glad portal]

and in my team

[carmine drift]

hi mic :)

[glad portal]

hi jus !!

[primal musk]

Many people is pulling cocoa cookie but realize her attack just heal

But her skill only deal dmg and knock back

[glad portal]

LOL

[primal musk]

Luckily I don’t have Cocoa cookie-

[muted raven]

I still dont understand that properly

💀

[glad portal]

im afraid there are no basic terms.

[primal musk]

Mala Sauce Cookie Japanese dub didn’t fit for her💀

[glad portal]

jk im sure there are just hold on

[primal musk]

Me who been switching language on genshin cause I’m bored

Expect for English

[glad portal]

@small geode ok so this is an old screenshot (without Dorm supply, which is the permanent supply. DO NOT SPEND CRYSTALS HERE. EVER.)
**Expansion **[battlesuit + equipment] = Always worth 280 per 1 pull
- Only has new or rerunning battlesuits
- new or rerunning equipment (stigma + weapon, usually a set together)
Focused [equipment only] = Always worth 280 per 1 pull
- usually rerunning equipment if there's nothing new
- there should be two supplies going at the same time (they start and end differently though)
ELF [ELF, unlocked at cptn lvl 50] [gacha unlocked at 61] = Always 150 per 1 pull
- Don't recommend to pull unless you whale/save a lot
- they're usually really good, the farmable ones are decent
Ignore Firepower, that was only there temporarily

[muted raven]

What does elf do

[glad portal]

(Current event supply)
Event Supply - currently SP suits (Carole [NEW] + Fischl [Rerunning]

• Carole, SP, shield breaker + phys support
  SP Supply
• her equipment
  Front Supply
• Fischl
  Special
  - her equipment

[glad portal]

List of skills for the free ELF you get at lvl 50

Her main thing is to heal

[muted raven]

Oh

I thought you get elysia from the elf thing

[glad portal]

Each elf has different abilities and you can check to see what it is

[muted raven]

[glad portal]

nope, Elysia is from the War Treasury shop or from rerunning supplies

[muted raven]

Can you currently get her?

Or nah

[glad portal]

yes she's farmable

[muted raven]

Ayo

Pog

[glad portal]

max energy ELF can hit is 100/50, but there's a cd anyway

[muted raven]

Hmm

[kindred drum]

I WILL HAVE ORDER
╲
　　╲
　　　　𒆙

[glad portal]

When pulling, ALWAYS go for Valk first, then equipment. ELF is last.
However, there are some exceptions where equipment > valk (esp if valk is farmable)
Example would be Elysia's bow > Elysia
If you got Elysia but not her bow, she's absolute shit. Stigma is always flexible, but her bow is a must need

[small geode]

Mic rn

but thanks

[glad portal]

HFJSAD

[steel parcel]

Is albedo not home yet?

[glad portal]

no,,,

i got c2 benny and c6 noelle today

[muted raven]

LMFAO

[steel parcel]

Yikes

[steel parcel]

What's your pity count?

[glad portal]

disappointing

[steel parcel]

Sheesh

Goodluck getting him

[glad portal]

48

49 soon

[muted raven]

On 50 you are going to get albedo

[steel parcel]

Does his banner leave before we get the full 1600 primos?

[small geode]

It should go for way more since you missed some stacks

[glad portal]

yeah

[small geode]

If you wanna see your max I suggest going to the primo geovishap then Raiden E > Rosa Q(unless she's not C6 then not necessary) > Bennett Q > Eula and then the usual stack combo

[glad portal]

highest we can get is 800 primos i

[small geode]

life is often painful mic

[glad portal]

its always painful

[small geode]

You should have more primos tho no?

For like one 90 pity

what did you pull on

[glad portal]

i have 154 primos rn

hu tao

[small geode]

ohhhhhhhh

[glad portal]

mf came at 81 pity

[steel parcel]

My eula came at 81 pity

[glad portal]

damn

[steel parcel]

I'm just glad I didn't get qiqi

Or jean/Mona cons

[muted raven]

Mona c1 is good

[steel parcel]

Ik but

Eula >>> Mona c1

[muted raven]

Yes

[small geode]

When's 2.4 livestream

in jenshin

[coral mural]

definitely not anytime soon

[steel parcel]

Soon™️

[muted raven]

Jenshin impact

[small geode]

[steel parcel]

Jenshin impact

God, lumine is so cute

[glad portal]

yass

[lyric fiber]

@lean carbon I see you are a fellow Otto enjoyer

[muted raven]

Otto enjoyers

[lyric fiber]

Theres men but they aren't playable

Well except Adam in APHO

[glad portal]

do they even know what otto did

[coral mural]

is lyle technically playable

[glad portal]

um

yes and no

u can use him but u cant play as him

[lyric path]

I honestly feel forced to get character constellations

[coral mural]

damn lyle

[glad portal]

lyle disappoints us

lyle playable when

[glad portal]

i mean theyre always good lmao

just dont bother with 5 star constels

[coral mural]

bennet c6

[lyric path]

Unless if you whale, or lucky

[lyric fiber]

which

[glad portal]

gui and mou

[glad portal]

c2 xiao haver here lets go

[lyric fiber]

No I mean which thing that he did

"Phoenix, I didn't lie."

[glad portal]

oh

i mean yeah he shot fu hua but

• honkai eruption part 3

[lyric fiber]

based otto

I'd have shot her too

[glad portal]

WHY

ur so mean

[lyric fiber]

IM JOKING

[primal musk]

Itto moment

[glad portal]

starts sobbing

[primal musk]

Itto moment-

[glad portal]

yes why dyou repeat

[muted raven]

Isnt fu Hua the nerd

[lyric fiber]

Dam there was that part where he played 7d chess with everyone's lives for 500 years that was pretty bad too

[glad portal]

anyway yeah for gui and mou if they dont know //hey that rhhymed,,\

• caused 3rd honkai eruption
• killed thousands or millions
• killed kiana
• sirin moment
• currently trying to erase all of humanity for one lesbian

[lyric fiber]

THE LAST ONE LMAOOOOOO

[coral mural]

no one:
noah: "i hate the elderly"

[glad portal]

AM I WRONG.

[lyric fiber]

Definitely more tho

[glad portal]

ya always more

[lyric path]

Mmmmm

[glad portal]

• shot fu hua

[lyric path]

That moment when you accidentally activate Bennet c6

[glad portal]

my friend activated benny c6 so she went into co-op and started trolling

[coral mural]

otto: "this time, i am yatta"
fu hua: "bro that meme doesn't exist yet-"
otto:

[muted raven]

Kiana is dead?

[lyric fiber]

💀

[muted raven]

Damn

[coral mural]

a lot of kianas died

[glad portal]

yeah kiana's dead

[lyric fiber]

To be fair we don't know if kiana is dead

[glad portal]

kiana 2.0 is alive

[glad portal]

it was moreso hinted she's dead

[lyric fiber]

yeah

Anyway he kidnapped a little girl from her parents and performed experiments on her, and cloned her multiple times

[glad portal]

k423 was the successful one

albedo moment

no theresa was more albedo moment

[lyric fiber]

Another name for the main character of HI3rd, is K-423, the clone that was raised by the real Kiana's father as his own

I'm sure that won't cause her an identity crises in the future

[glad portal]

LOL

[coral mural]

at least elon musk didn't name her

[glad portal]

Thank god

[lyric fiber]

LMDHSI

[glad portal]

otto > elon musk

[muted raven]

And the first one that simps for mei is the real one or the clone?

[lyric fiber]

Clone

[glad portal]

clone

[muted raven]

Hmm

[lyric fiber]

We dont know the fate of the "real" kiana

[glad portal]

last we saw the real one was just a child

[lyric fiber]

The clone is the protagonist anyway

[glad portal]

siegfried tried saving both kianas but failed to save his actual daughter, and could only save k423

[muted raven]

And the one that died in the explosion or smth is the original's mom or the original

[lyric fiber]

originals mom?

???????

[glad portal]

cecilia?

[lyric fiber]

Definitely Cecilia but

?????

[glad portal]

i mean cecilia was also ready to adopt the hell out of sirin

[muted raven]

Idk man I played honkai last in October and I'm only on chapter 3

[lyric fiber]

Whatever man Ich Liebe Dich

[muted raven]

😭

[glad portal]

ich liebe dich <3

[lyric fiber]

Turn into a shooting star that briefly shines, but warms up every heart

[glad portal]

MAY ALLLLLLL THE BEAUTY BE BLESSED

[lyric fiber]

[primal musk]

inhale

This is fine-

[glad portal]

thats one ugly ass artifact

damn just got to the part of bei's backstory in her hangout,,, poor lady

[primal musk]

Agree- 🗿

This one is-

[glad portal]

itto moment

[primal musk]

Exactly and Xinyan-

[muted raven]

Only xinyan

[glad portal]

no

[small geode]

@glad portal the hell is this

Damn my net sucks

[glad portal]

its a good outlier for itto and xy

[glad portal]

free trial card

for 3 days

[small geode]

ok

[glad portal]

GO KIANA

[lyric fiber]

[primal musk]

Got Qiqi on my alt

Man

[lyric fiber]

Traveler: struggles to get a rock off a dragon's back

Kiana:

[lyric path]

MAN

Best 4-star claymore for Eula?

[glad portal]

ur mom

[lyric path]

Since I don't think I will be getting Song of broken pines LOL

[lyric fiber]

Uhhhhh not sure

[lyric path]

Dammit

[glad portal]

was it fish or snowtombed

[lyric fiber]

Maybe dragonflies ifk

Fish I think

[muted raven]

Fish

[glad portal]

fish

[muted raven]

Or you can use snow tombed

[glad portal]

if u dont have fish

[lyric path]

Ight

[muted raven]

Yes

[latent falcon]

[lyric path]

Thanks

[muted raven]

Serpents spine is good too I think

[lyric path]

Wait, is it even worth spending on the weapon banner?

[glad portal]

main character of honkai and genshin
Traveler - has yet to unlock their godlike powers
Kiana - became herrscher twice and nuked the hell out of a herrscher

• defeated sirin in an angsty way long live sirin she didnt deserve all that pain but it'd be nice to not destroy humanity at the same time

no

[lyric path]

Ah

j

[lyric fiber]

Me when I cry

[glad portal]

traveler aka skill issue

MAY ALLLL THE BEUTY BE BLESSEDDDDD

[latent falcon]

[lyric fiber]

MAY ALL

THE BEAUTY BE

[glad portal]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-impact-honkai-impact-kiana-herrscher-gif-22273881

[lyric fiber]

BLLEEEESSSSEEDD

[lyric path]

Fire

[muted raven]

Bronya dies?

[glad portal]

no

bronya and fu hua are still alive lmao

[lyric fiber]

Arguably became a herrscher 4 times

[latent falcon]

NOAH STOP

[lyric fiber]

Once for each core in flamescion

[glad portal]

TRUE

[lyric fiber]

Lmao

[muted raven]

|| Wow himeko dies but bronya is still alive ||

[glad portal]

HIMEKO

[lyric fiber]

She arguably became the herrschers of reason, sentience and flames

[muted raven]

[glad portal]

NEVER LET YOU GO

[lyric fiber]

I mean she got the eyes

I WILL NEVER GO

THERES A WAY BACK HOME

[glad portal]

BRIGHTER THAN TOMORROW OR YESTERDAY

MAY ALL THE BEAUTY BE BLESSED

[steel parcel]

Weirdos

[glad portal]

mf

u simply do not understand

[steel parcel]

Albedoless

[glad portal]

STOP

😭

[primal musk]

seen the honkai video

alr time for me to cry

Three 5 star 🗿

[steel parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-kin-society-kin-society-kin-society-mod-meatrot-meatrot-albedo-gif-19849046

[glad portal]

lmao keqing

my alt be like winning all 5050s

[lyric fiber]

Nah you just don't get it, you wouldn't understand

[steel parcel]

I would if you explain it

[glad portal]

no u wont

[primal musk]

Dream/j

[glad portal]

but it did

[steel parcel]

I'm q good learner tho

[latent falcon]

just watch it

u can pull the context so easily from like 2 cinematics

[steel parcel]

Watching it

[lyric fiber]

Just play honkai

https://youtu.be/U9e3MFZI3zE

[glad portal]

"whats the context"
"play honkai"

[lyric fiber]

yeah

Am I wrong

[glad portal]

no

[primal musk]

i wanna come back to honkai but my storage said no

[glad portal]

bc thats rlly how u can only get context

[steel parcel]

Song lyrics

[glad portal]

genshin just cant get on honkai's lvl

[primal musk]

Every f2p player

[glad portal]

tony to

[primal musk]

Me looking at my wallet: 5 dollar

Yeah I’m a f2p anyway

[glad portal]

😅 i technically can afford the $100 pack but aint no way in hell am i spending on the game

like yes i could support mhy,,,,, or i could support my life needs

[primal musk]

Life needs-

[glad portal]

is there a problem?

[primal musk]

Life need was never an option for me 💀

[glad portal]

then perish

[primal musk]

I either save my money or just spend it-

[glad portal]

smh

last time i used money was like last month during my walking fitness class

[lyric fiber]

Me me when me when

[glad portal]

HIMDMEEEEKO

BREAK FREE KIANA

OUGH

[lyric fiber]

[steel parcel]

Woman

[small geode]

Fishy

Snow tombed is second best and it matches her looks

[steel parcel]

She's beating up other women

[lyric fiber]

I still remember everyone freaking out over her saying Himeko's lines

[steel parcel]

The uhh

Inazuma claymore sword thing is good too

[glad portal]

closes my eyes

[glad portal]

like teacher like student 😭 himekoo

[lyric fiber]

[steel parcel]

0.15% burst dmg for every 1% ER your team have

I think

[muted raven]

Ayo that's pretty poggies

[glad portal]

snow tombed

[shadow urchin]

https://twitter.com/biankianas/status/1467872554857680901?s=21 banger edit

key 🐟 (@biankianas)

“herrscher of the void — no herrscher of flamescion — she has a name. and it isn’t K-423. it’s #kianakaslana.”

#HonkaiImpact3rd
#崩壊3rd https://t.co/sVzpfJRDPh

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[glad portal]

YEAH BIANKA

did traveler save a city by themselves? no

[coral mural]

traveler ended a civil war and the god who let it happen went "damn ok, this light novel is stupid"

[steel parcel]

Does the traveler have their full power? No

[glad portal]

kiana > traveler

kiana rlly went the power of friendship and nuked everything

[steel parcel]

Kiana > male traveler

Lumine > kiana

[glad portal]

LMFAO

[steel parcel]

You know it's true

[glad portal]

unfortunately not

[muted raven]

Traveler used machine gun, while flying, on a dragon's back

[summer moon]

WAH

ohmygod

[steel parcel]

@lyric fiber what do you think zhongli's final contract was?

[muted raven]

Also used to have wings

[summer moon]

went all to crit dmg and crit rate lets goo

[coral mural]

kiana: "who are you"
traveler: "i-"
paimon: "she's the honorary knight of the knights of favonius"

[glad portal]

wtf

[muted raven]

To end all contracts right

[steel parcel]

Nah

That's not it

[glad portal]

well that's his last contract as a god

[steel parcel]

He made a contract with people in his story quest

[glad portal]

yeah

hes never gonna stop making contracts, the contract to end all contracts was his god contract

[steel parcel]

Also bound by contract to not talk about Celestia occasionally

[glad portal]

end all contracts except celestia's contract

UGH celestia

[steel parcel]

The one I'm talking about is the gnosis contract

He said it was an equivalent exchange

[glad portal]

ella musk moment

[steel parcel]

Or something that means the contract is worth an archon's gnosis

[glad portal]

anythings worth an archon's gnosis as long as it gets you away from celestia

[steel parcel]

Hmm

[small geode]

pepelaugh

[steel parcel]

She obviously owns an airfryer

😏

Does kiana own an airfryer?

[glad portal]

whats an airfryer

[steel parcel]

A cooking pot that fries air

[glad portal]

eh

lumine

[steel parcel]

Sheesh, that's the face of a woman that owns an air fryer

[glad portal]

how do u fry air..

[coral mural]

you fry it

[steel parcel]

Obviously

[glad portal]

hm.

ok

[small geode]

ok if Lumine is so important, where is her art in genshin's image tweets

💀

[glad portal]

HDASJD

[small geode]

Go ahead

[glad portal]

[steel parcel]

Jenshin is Canon slave

[glad portal]

childe main character when

im a genius

[steel parcel]

Yes you are

[muted raven]

I failed it too cause I cared about the sakura blooms more than the animals

I had to redo that part

[glad portal]

LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-VNG8vW5RA&t=290s

cyberangel still poggers

[charred sigil]

lame 😔

[glad portal]

hisr moment

danheng <3

[lyric fiber]

That's star rail tho

[glad portal]

yeah

unfortunately

lyle playable when

[glad portal]

old

[lyric fiber]

friend

[glad portal]

.

50 pity now.

[lyric fiber]

💀

[steel parcel]

Goodluck getting 25 f2p wishes before the banner is gone

[small geode]

just whale

4head

[glad portal]

Give me the money then

[small geode]

Albedo > life needs

[steel parcel]

Nah

Eula > life needs > albedo

[small geode]

tell me which one is more relevant to the main lore again

[glad portal]

EHEHE ALBEDO<3333

and im on 5050 so

[summer moon]

uh

Sob her cr is so low 😭

[glad portal]

nice cr

[summer moon]

Still better than mics tho

[glad portal]

stop this is harassment

[summer moon]

Just facts that you cannot accept /lh

[glad portal]

HYDHAS

IM GOIGN TO HAVE A STROKE PLEASE I ALBEDO COME HOME

[summer moon]

Wait lemme just

[glad portal]

FSHDAHSD\

[summer moon]

LMFAO

[small geode]

Someone else instead of Yae there and Yae being the underwater skeleton one would've been hilarious

[summer moon]

MIC WHO ELSE DID UOU WANT

[glad portal]

kazuha

but kazuha is the skeleton

[lyric fiber]

Mic help I cant stop rewatching this I need it rn

https://youtu.be/tXfZfErVegI

I didnt have the context b4

[glad portal]

OI WASL ITLERAUL ABOUT TO SEND THIHSD

[glad portal]

heehee

[steady rover]

Sus

[latent falcon]

me with hutao getting replaced with itto

[steady rover]

Deserved

[glad portal]

screaming crying

[steady rover]

Im right tho

[glad portal]

NO

[midnight needle]

Mic really flipped on a dime from yae to albedo

[glad portal]

oh my god

[lyric fiber]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[glad portal]

STOP LA UGHNGIGN

[summer moon]

bully mic hours except it's every hour ‼️ /j /lh

[glad portal]

AND IF I DO GET A 5 STAR BUT ITS NOT ALBEDO

EGGY'S GOIG TP LAUGH AT ME

[lyric fiber]

UR ON 50/50 TOO????????

[glad portal]

😭😭😭

YE A S

ON BO TH ACCOUNTS

[midnight needle]

Its time Mic

[coral mural]

can't be me

[midnight needle]

[coral mural]

i only have one account and it's on 50/50

[lyric fiber]

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAHAHAHAH

[unique hare]

i got c1 Jean

[summer moon]

jean <3

[midnight needle]

Watch him get qiqi on both accounts

[unique hare]

Im happy about it

[midnight needle]

Cell

[unique hare]

i need a guaranteed for Shenhe

[midnight needle]

[summer moon]

LMFAO THE "WHEN*" 💀

[glad portal]

S TO P

[midnight needle]

Cell voice reveal

[summer moon]

bro if mic gets albedo theyre gonna laugh at us

STOP

[glad portal]

WHEN****************

WHEN********* I GET ALBEDO

[unique hare]

o

[summer moon]

"if"

[glad portal]

W H E N

[summer moon]

massive emphasis on the if

qiqis calling your name

[glad portal]

SHTU THE DHJAHSDH

[midnight needle]

Mic and Albedo is like Spiderman and Gwen in Amazing Spiderman 2

[lyric fiber]

mic

you're next

[midnight needle]

Join us mic

[glad portal]

EVERYTIME I DO A SINGLE PULL IM CHANTING ALBEOD ALBEOD ALBOLED ALBEDO ALBEOD AND ITS JUST A MF 3 STAR

[lyric fiber]

this is why you shouldve pulled him on his first run

smh

[glad portal]

AUIHDSDHNHJSHDKAS DA

SCREAM

[coral mural]

"albedo albedo albedo"

[lyric fiber]

took too long for you to see the light

[summer moon]

debate club > albedo

[glad portal]

DH

IM LITERALLY

I HAVE LITERALY 0 PRIMOS

ON MY ASIA ACC

[summer moon]

just whale ez

[coral mural]

proof or it didn't happen

[midnight needle]

[glad portal]

S C R E A M IN G

[glad portal]

WHY WOUDLO YO UDO THA

[midnight needle]

LMAOOO

[lyric fiber]

because its funny

[summer moon]

LMFAO

[glad portal]

SC R E NA

[coral mural]

why haven't you summoned on noelle's banner yet

[unique hare]

F

[summer moon]

whats your pity on your asia acct

[glad portal]

F

umm lemme check

[lyric fiber]

albedo in an alternate universe where mic gets him

[summer moon]

watch mic lose both 5050s

💀

[glad portal]

cant check rn it hasnt updated yet

check again in like 20 minutes

acsdcahdajjka

im going to go vacuum the house to calm down

😭

[lyric fiber]

[unique hare]

Lmao

If i hold my jeans skill she does 23k now

[glad portal]

EVERYONE IS AGAINST ME

TEHRE ARE
TH R E E
SERVERS

AGAINST ME

[lyric fiber]

shouldve saved for him

[glad portal]

SIM CSMRIEANDSA

D

[unique hare]

L

[glad portal]

ALEBEO M SO DOTTY

アルベド༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

[lyric fiber]

IYUBGRWIUWGRHP

[summer moon]

POGGERSS

[lyric fiber]

they begging him so bad he started honkai zombification

[glad portal]

UDKDJJRJRJHRFJFRR

HFJADJAMDAKFHFF

[carmine drift]

pullers of albedo on first banner > non albedo havers

🙇‍♂️

[summer moon]

mic /j

hm

[glad portal]

R u ok

[carmine drift]

The irony I didn’t even care about albedo for like half 4-5 months

[summer moon]

my keyboards being funny

[unique hare]

ye her skill is only at talent lvl 6 tho

Sad

[glad portal]

This is .. my karma...

[lyric fiber]

its coming back for you

[summer moon]

should've skipped hutao

[carmine drift]

Irony of Yae bullying Gorou

Irony of Everyone bullying Yae

[glad portal]

Hu tao poggers tho no regret

[carmine drift]

SHE IS

[glad portal]

I'm

My chest hurts h ny god

I think ill go die

And study chemistry

[midnight needle]

Mic, this is the direct result of you not able to read a compass

[glad portal]

SFHWDUDUDWJKDWKANSOT0 SOTP STOPS TOP

[summer moon]

YOU CAN'T READ A COMPASS??

[latent falcon]

can i join the better than mic club if i got him on this banner

[glad portal]

I CAN

[latent falcon]

[summer moon]

WHATEVER YOU SAY

[glad portal]

I CAN READ AN IRL COMPASS

BUT I WAS BLIND FOR THE GENSHIN ELECTRO ONE IN INAZUMA

[midnight needle]

Cell voice reveal but again?

[lyric fiber]

mic rn

[carmine drift]

Yes

[glad portal]

AND DIDNT REALIZE TIL LATER....

[midnight needle]

HOW

[glad portal]

BFBSDHJSAAJA EE EE E AAB

[midnight needle]

HOW DID YOU NOT REALIZE

[coral mural]

@lyric fiber
what pity are you on for itto

[glad portal]

SHUT THE HEK UP

[lyric fiber]

36, 5050

[coral mural]

nice

[latent falcon]

this man going feral

[glad portal]

I NEED TK GO CLEAN THE HOUSE

[coral mural]

go clean your mind too

[glad portal]

No

[lyric fiber]

become thoma

[glad portal]

I start crying

Lies on the ground in pain

Gacha gang arc #1: bully mic hours bc they dont have albedo

[fierce ledge]

cyberbullying at its peak

[glad portal]

Albedo..

I'm ready 2 pull an Otto to reverse time to get albedo

[lyric fiber]

https://youtu.be/mI26FB0zkuM

coping

[glad portal]

EGGY EHY R U HERE

[lyric fiber]

LMFAOOOOO

[steady rover]

Why is it so easy to bulli mic

[lyric fiber]

THEY FOLLOWED YOU

[glad portal]

STOP

[steady rover]

Am i not allowed to switch servers?

[glad portal]

To bully me ???

No

For evwry other reason jt allowed but this mic slander 😭😭😭😭

Dacevrntkkrks

[carmine drift]

Is Otto even playable

[glad portal]

No

He was walkable

[steady rover]

Bet otto is definitely punchable

[glad portal]

YEHAHH

If i dnt get albedo by the end of his bannerz z zz. ,., Ikll just do a full art of him

[steady rover]

Why are you even on the other server

[glad portal]

To cry

[lyric fiber]

"he was walkable" so true bestie

[glad portal]

😭😭

[lyric fiber]

i only just started chapter 26

we were being teased

[steady rover]

You went migrated there so you could be bullied again

[glad portal]

EVERYWHERE I GO

[lyric fiber]

i see his face

[lyric fiber]

mic on december 13th

[steady rover]

All albedo gifs i see are albedo wanters will be albedo havers but its definitely not a situation where i could use that where mic is around

[latent falcon]

he just doesnt want him enough

the gifs are true

[glad portal]

7DEYYYFUFHFHFHDDHDJEDJD

DDHCCHCDHSSHAHAHAHFJFHD

[lyric fiber]

this is next level bullying omg

[latent falcon]

HAH MICS STATUS

[glad portal]

DSSSSSSSSSSSSDVFVEN

[latent falcon]

[glad portal]

CRYRYING

[steady rover]

Not manifesting him enough smh

[glad portal]

ZZZSSSSAAAAJ

[lyric fiber]

mic everytime they wish

[fierce ledge]

still got Yae in your mind?

thats the problem

[glad portal]

NOOOOO YAWE

[steady rover]

Bet mic wont even get yae when she comes because they're too busy for someone else newer

[glad portal]

NO

[steady rover]

It is 5:26 am

[glad portal]

Good evening

[steady rover]

Its morning you pepega

[glad portal]

I KNOW

[steady rover]

Smh albedo brainrot

[glad portal]

I need albedo memes in my phone

I'm literally still on yhe ground

Rvsyrbting hurtssz.,, Albedo,.,., A asnz ,.

Plegavss i did his to trg it out

And s.d.s

[lyric fiber]

mic avi

yae

[glad portal]

Im lyeralt gong to have asd trje9

I need to change the yae blgd on my phone

[lyric fiber]

where my itto padoru

[glad portal]

Thta must be it

[glad portal]

Manifestatiok rises

[lyric fiber]

bruh

my phone background isnt even related to genshin

well my lock screen is hu tao but thats different

[glad portal]

Fair

M dog knows jm in pain shes kissin me

I
I need a nap

[latent falcon]

[glad portal]

Ooo

[elder oyster]

I'm doing the boring albedo quest and

how the hell is Bennet stuck in a cage

[glad portal]

boring?11?1?1

[lyric fiber]

ill show you in a sec i have a stupid voicemail notif

[fierce ledge]

wait we got the same wallpaper

[elder oyster]

Bennet is literally a Pyro user and he's somehow trapped in wood

[glad portal]

Hes gonna burn himself if he sets it on. Fire

[latent falcon]

[elder oyster]

"Go find a key" to open this easily breakable cage

[latent falcon]

oooooooooh i saw that one before

tempting

[lyric fiber]

the vision is right where id scan my finger lmao

[latent falcon]

basewd

[lyric fiber]

Phone back

MIC'S NAME

[glad portal]

Dam cool

Roo

EOTO

[lyric fiber]

zombification

[latent falcon]

yo the drip?

mans got custom icons

[elder oyster]

Why is your screen on critically low health

[glad portal]

Albedl but his name ks yellable bc aaaaaaaabuido

[elder oyster]

actually you know what that's on point for a hu tao main

[glad portal]

Its jjst 68%

[lyric fiber]

lmao?

[glad portal]

Mot even below 50%

[elder oyster]

No the battery %

[latent falcon]

Imagine putting literally any effort into this

[glad portal]

No pyro dmg bonus

[lyric fiber]

if I had an iphone it would be at 20% already

[glad portal]

LMAO

[elder oyster]

the fact that the screen looks like it's taking damage

[lyric fiber]

my eyes hurt

[glad portal]

Too bright on dark bkgd

[elder oyster]

I was referencing this

[lyric fiber]

LMAO

[steady rover]

Based re zero

[lyric fiber]

[steady rover]

Peak fiction

[lyric fiber]

LETS GOOOOOOO

🤝

[elder oyster]

Don't care about Albedo + edgy possession story I've seen 1000 times before

[latent falcon]

posession?

this man played 5 seconds of it

[elder oyster]

Yo RE:zero was dope

[glad portal]

Theres no possession

[steady rover]

Re zero season 3 please

[lyric fiber]

rezero LiM localization when

[glad portal]

Nezu moment but worse

[elder oyster]

Spamming x as fast as possible my guy

[glad portal]

Ew

[lyric fiber]

nezu moment but actually

[steady rover]

The hell is that name

[elder oyster]

Don't compare me to the rat

[glad portal]

"aaaaaabeiduo"

[elder oyster]

I'd rather be called something worse

[lyric fiber]

nezu: ayaka's only characterization is her pizza
me: nezu you literally skip all the dialogue

[elder oyster]

Oh no I wouldn't dare say someone doesn't have character

[latent falcon]

nezu seems like the type 2 skip untul eula booty is on screen

[lyric fiber]

yeah

[elder oyster]

I just don't care enough about the characters to learn their character

[lyric fiber]

i see

[steady rover]

Oh bruh i cant show my phone's wallpaper

[glad portal]

Trad cn, 阿 can be used as screaming when you type it repeatedly, and its also the first charac of his name

[elder oyster]

Albedo just a chemistry nerd in my eyes

[lyric fiber]

desktop bg

[elder oyster]

Oh that's a nice

is it live?

[lyric fiber]

yes

wallpaper

engine

[glad portal]

I have yet to get off the ground

[lyric fiber]

forgot what it was called for half a second

ngl

[small geode]

LET'S FREAKING GOOOOOOO

noah

[lyric fiber]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[small geode]

didn't know it could happen but it did

[glad portal]

Wtf ur 12 hrs ahead of me ayy

[small geode]

My lock screen is that but it's Ayaka

[glad portal]

Why r u awake

[elder oyster]

The steam one Noah?

[small geode]

very good question

[glad portal]

😭

[elder oyster]

If it's the steam one then I'm using the same engine rn

[latent falcon]

bro noah why do u have so much drip

[lyric fiber]

yes

ah nice lynx

wallpaper engine is so hot

[lyric fiber]

[elder oyster]

I got a moving Yamato from one piece desktop rn