gacha-gang

[elder oyster]

It's Pyra from 5 feet to my left on my shelf

[midnight needle]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-slamming-card-on-table-gif-21126320

[misty sandal]

hey nezu

guess what

[midnight needle]

HOLY SHIT

[misty sandal]

WHAT

that almost made me jump out of my skin

[midnight needle]

did you not make the vgen?

[misty sandal]

oh I did

[midnight needle]

yeah thats what im reacting to

[misty sandal]

I have everything updated and open now

LOL

[midnight needle]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-credit-card-debit-card-debit-gif-27376677

[elder oyster]

do you have any customers yet

[misty sandal]

not yet no

[midnight needle]

oh found you i think

[misty sandal]

it's only been a bit since I put up my services anyway

[elder oyster]

Nezu get a job and give her your patronage

Be her first customer

[midnight needle]

this you pyra?

[misty sandal]

yes thats me

[midnight needle]

easiest find

[elder oyster]

Wait I forgot he can't see my messages

Nezu say nothing if you lowkey not tuff

Ahhhhhhh gottem

[midnight needle]

Pyra what is this cat bakugo

[misty sandal]

oh it's the bakuarc

[midnight needle]

you know

[midnight needle]

maybe i dont wanna spend

[misty sandal]

wow....

[elder oyster]

Is he disrespecting the Arc????

End him

[midnight needle]

Nekugo

[abstract orchid]

I kicked a girl in the leg soooo bad during the exam AND I DONT FEEL GUILTY

[misty sandal]

yk that almost sounds like nezuko

oh my days noor

[abstract orchid]

SHE TRIED CHEATING AND IN LIKE SHUT THE HELL UP😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[elder oyster]

Noor why are you committing Misogy-Knee

[abstract orchid]

dude

[misty sandal]

we got a cyno here

[abstract orchid]

She keeps whispering SCROLL UP SCROLL UP AND THE PROF IS LOOKING AT US AND IM LIKE

SHUT UP

IDK U GIRL

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[elder oyster]

This where you just turn round and yell "stop looking at my answers"

really scare her into never doing it again

[signal bobcat]

oh my god 💀

[midnight needle]

https://tenor.com/view/dropkick-waterboy-tackle-gif-10597675

what Noor did

[misty sandal]

ok that's deserved smh

stop leeching off other people's hardwork

[elder oyster]

Moderator campaigning for violence

Bad influence

[misty sandal]

I AM NOT

[elder oyster]

I will commit crime in her name

[misty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/suspect-suspicious-cipher-hsr-cipher-hsr-gif-7972182406266896828

I am sending you to jail

[elder oyster]

she's only 166cm tall???

actual shortcake over here

Oh my god Sparkle must be actually miniscule then

Girl had to stand on boxes during picture day

[misty sandal]

yeah she's rather short

[signal bobcat]

sparkle being 4 foot nothing

[elder oyster]

Pocket sized Sparkle

[misty sandal]

like I'm drawing both sparkle and sparxie near stelle and ashveil, the height difference becomes rather obvious

[elder oyster]

carry her around to see the wonders of the world

[signal bobcat]

she stabs you instead

[misty sandal]

like

I mean I kinda guessed and used the height charts to estimate how it'd look

[elder oyster]

Sparkle but she lives in here

[misty sandal]

I started thinking of grandpa in my pocket

iirc he could resize himself and just put himself in your pocket

[elder oyster]

Ok ngl

you might

MIGHT

[misty sandal]

I feel like sparkle would be able to do that sort of thing

[elder oyster]

be british

[misty sandal]

MIGHT???

[elder oyster]

next you're going to say Bernards watch

[misty sandal]

damn that made you start considering my british

[elder oyster]

Bro grandpa in my pocket was the shit

[misty sandal]

I don't recall that one tho

[elder oyster]

nvm you're a tourist

[misty sandal]

RUDEEE

uhh

do you remember that one show that had a woman as a pilot with her dog

[elder oyster]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

PURACURE

[abstract orchid]

Yeah thats me

[elder oyster]

THAT WAS GOING TO BE THE NEXT ONE I MENTIONED AFTER BERNARDS WATCH

[clear shard]

Yeah

[misty sandal]

WHAT

HAHAHA

[elder oyster]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

WE LOVE COME OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[misty sandal]

YEAHHHH

[misty sandal]

man looking at the images now brings things back a little

god it's been so long

[elder oyster]

so long that both of them are ash and dust now

[misty sandal]

oh man did you have to break my heart rn...

[misty sandal]

WHAT THE FUC

wait isn't he from the numbers show

I forgot what it was called what is wrong with me

[misty sandal]

OH NUMBERJACKS

[elder oyster]

goated show

[signal bobcat]

peak mentioned

[signal bobcat]

THE FUCKING BUBBLE GUY

[elder oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/floor-sushi-numbertaker-numberjacks-gif-5502963581353617475

[misty sandal]

LMAOOOO

[elder oyster]

imagine making me terrified of bald men

[misty sandal]

me when I got invisible things attacking me

[signal bobcat]

wait who was

[signal bobcat]

is this also from numberjacks?

[elder oyster]

Me fighting off all the argenti and sunday fans

[misty sandal]

think so

wow...

[elder oyster]

We love the numbertaker

[signal bobcat]

i remember there being some villan who stole numbers from random places

[misty sandal]

yes fight me man

[signal bobcat]

YES

[misty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-kid-billy-kid-punch-anby-punch-anby-punch-billy-kid-zzz-punch-gif-2106424335888604775

[signal bobcat]

OH MY GOD HIS THEME SONG WAS SO GOOD

[fierce ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-billy-kid-starlight-knight-starlight-billy-zzz-gif-9563852284324996565

billy mentioned

[elder oyster]

Lynx Vs Puracure

Wait that's the wrong version of that image

[misty sandal]

WHY ARE WE BOTH COUGHING BABIES

[elder oyster]

HOW DID I COPY THE WRONG ONE

[fierce ledge]

because both of you are coughing baby

[signal bobcat]

come to think of it i never heard what his theme is line in english, i only know the hindi dub version

[misty sandal]

don't make me cough even more

[elder oyster]

Lynx Vs Sho

[signal bobcat]

lynx is indeed a coughing baby

victorian child who shall die of measles

[elder oyster]

No you clown I listed my name first to connect myself to the hydrogen bomb

I am the chad bomb and sho is the chud baby

[signal bobcat]

i wasnt talking abt the lynx vs sho image

you doofus

[elder oyster]

I am amazed chud hasn't been banned yet

I was 100% expecting that to be deleted

[fierce ledge]

Coughing Baby solos Hydrogen Bomb

[elder oyster]

type faster bozo

[misty sandal]

I mean unless it's being used that offensively, I don't see a need to touch it

[signal bobcat]

send shit slower idiot

[elder oyster]

No

[signal bobcat]

clogs your windpipe

[misty sandal]

oh dear

[elder oyster]

Bro think he cinnamon

[fierce ledge]

is anyone else pulling for Starlight Billy

[signal bobcat]

bros allergic to cinnamon?

i might

[misty sandal]

bro you just reminded me of the godforsaken cinnamon challenge

that shit was so stupid

[signal bobcat]

the what now

[elder oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/pharoah's-curse-pharoah-curse-gif-9768609729181577113

[misty sandal]

people tried eating a spoonful of cinnamon while recording

[signal bobcat]

...

[misty sandal]

you can imagine how wrong that can go

[signal bobcat]

the tide pods werent enough i suppose

[misty sandal]

uh that challenge is older than the tidepods

[elder oyster]

don't know whether to call Puracure grandma for mentioning an early 2010's viral trend or call Ajax a new gen for not knowing it

[signal bobcat]

oh my god

[misty sandal]

[fierce ledge]

I have Starlight Billy's premium team THANK GOD

[elder oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-story-mode-story-mode-mcsm-choice-minecraft-story-mode-choice-gif-18173594355731282859

[fierce ledge]

Thank god he doesnt need AOD

because I pulled for none of them (I wasnt playing)

[elder oyster]

is he going to be as ass as Banyue?

I'm still probably going to try for him but oh my god if he's Banyue 2 I'm perma uninstalling

[signal bobcat]

whats his team

does he need lucia

[elder oyster]

go back about another 10 years broski

[fierce ledge]

M0 Starlight Billy - Cauldron of Clarity P5
M0P1 Dialyn
M0P1 Lucia

M0P1 Starlight Billy
M0P1 Dialyn
M0P1 Lucia

M0P1 Starlight Billy
M6P5 Pan Yinhu
M0P1 Lucia

M0P1 Starlight Billy
M0P1 Ju Fufu
M0P1 Lucia

[signal bobcat]

i had to considering i never heard of this before today

ok so i need to get lucia

[misty sandal]

ah I have lucia

and pan yinhu

[signal bobcat]

https://x.com/Jessicafrom_HSR/status/2043702492764963062?s=20

Jessica From HSR (@Jessicafrom_HSR)

Greetings! I'm Jessica From HSR! I love exploring planets! #hsrtwt #parodytwt #HonkaiStarRail #HsrParody

X · Apr 13, 2026, 2:46 PM

[misty sandal]

when does the update for billy go live

[signal bobcat]

ok so heres jessica

[misty sandal]

WHAT THE FUCK

[signal bobcat]

after ryan

[signal bobcat]

3 weeks from now i think

but hes prolly second phase

so 6 weeks

[misty sandal]

maybe I should update the game soon then

I don't wanna miss out on him

[fierce ledge]

omg

its also 3 weeks until 3.0 beta

[fierce ledge]

we going to the sky

[misty sandal]

the sky??

what the fuck is up there

[fierce ledge]

Roscaelifer

[signal bobcat]

sky city

[misty sandal]

oh I am behind aren't I

[signal bobcat]

we're going full empire strikes back

[fierce ledge]

oh

[signal bobcat]

my ass is still in waifei stuck on ysg slop...

[fierce ledge]

damn yall behind as fuck

[misty sandal]

I'm done with the ysg part but that's all I remember

[signal bobcat]

gonna lock in for aod tho

thats daughters

[elder oyster]

No? really? shocker.

[misty sandal]

hey what's that supposed to mean...

[signal bobcat]

i mean its not like he was ever given for free

so theres prolly someone out there who doesnt have him

[misty sandal]

did I ever mention po here before

[fierce ledge]

as in like you done with the Waifei arc and stopped before AOD or?

[signal bobcat]

yes

childe

[misty sandal]

ah that might be why

[misty sandal]

maybe?

[fierce ledge]

if you are done with Waifei you did hear about Roscaelifer

[signal bobcat]

its still in pins

[misty sandal]

does aod happen directly after her departure

like in terms of the story progression

[fierce ledge]

yes

but Roscaelifer is mentioned during the last quest I guess you forgot

the sky utopia

Sunbringer

[misty sandal]

yeah prob

so much is happening in these games I don't exactly retain everything haha...

[fierce ledge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq9VtAEBTcM&t=29s

also mentioned here if you havent watched

oh Cissia's character teaser is out

I didnt watch that

her demo was funny

[misty sandal]

I saw a clip of her with snake physics??

😭

[signal bobcat]

jane is back to being jane in the teaser

[misty sandal]

does she genuinely move like that

that's so funny

[fierce ledge]

jesus christ

[fierce ledge]

yeah

she snake

[signal bobcat]

told you jane being jane

[fierce ledge]

I lowkey didnt know she was a snake thiren until the quest because her only feature is the tail and her movement

I thought the tail was mechanic

[misty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/cissia-sneaking-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-cutscene-gif-486969062888769482

this was what I remember seeing online

god that level of flexible would be so fun irl

[signal bobcat]

https://x.com/MenzelSavanna/status/2043761721391858083?s=20

Savanna Menzel (@MenzelSavanna)

Linnea, Genshin (2026)

X · Apr 13, 2026, 6:42 PM

im

[misty sandal]

WHA

[silver iris]

at least you don't have to deal with backpains at least

[fierce ledge]

he just like me fr

[misty sandal]

bro

[stable mason]

bro

[signal bobcat]

bro

[elder oyster]

bro

[fierce ledge]

oh

awesome

[misty sandal]

YAYAYYA

hello handsome

[delicate parcel]

Is the photo on the right like a popular spot to take photos of the tower? I feel like I see this exact same angle and those exact same trees every month

[astral field]

kinda

idk

I just thought it looked cool

[fierce ledge]

just tested him with the lightcone in MoC 12

he is so fun

[misty sandal]

ashveil the awoo

[glad portal]

It's a good angle to take photos typically

[delicate parcel]

Nah but it's so specific I feel like there's a sign that says "stand here and take a photo" like it's nearly identical to me

[glad portal]

Just you probably

[subtle plover]

teeth by 5sos in your status msg

[misty sandal]

yes

I completely forgot I had zzz updating in the background

hurrry I wanna go sleep

[fierce ledge]

I love clearing artifact domains and use my Flins team except I dont use Flins in the team because Ineffa + Columbina one shot it anyways

[abstract orchid]

Same

[fierce ledge]

oh I won my 5050

awesome

[signal bobcat]

yay

[fierce ledge]

she is stuck level 60 for a bit though

[signal bobcat]

unstuck her soon

[mystic briar]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdH11MQB/ @abstract orchid

[signal bobcat]

yao guang what the fuck

[vernal sorrel]

[abstract orchid]

HELP

????

[mystic briar]

[mystic briar]

Yao Guang and Eva conversation in a nutshell

[abstract orchid]

yao guang get away from my pookie

[abstract orchid]

@glad portal yay

[glad portal]

RGGWEU4THAUHRAB

YAYYY

CONGRATS

[little merlin]

congrats!!

[abstract orchid]

thank u both

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-moon-goddess-kuutar-CfrzurCghYytr3Z8Yq

[glad portal]

My friends going to a con in our city this week and theyre gonna help look for merch of yaoi ship for me
Only thing is that this con doesnt typically have genshin merch :,))

[fierce ledge]

Fu Hua FoV might get AR Divine Key

version unknown, def not 8.9

Helia PAWS will get new (first) outfit with vfx

v8.9 probably

[glad portal]

zibai premium...

[little merlin]

im missing two characters for that

sigh

[glad portal]

which ones

[little merlin]

zibai and columbina...

[glad portal]

RIP

[little merlin]

proudly skipped columbina for neuvillette

[abstract orchid]

skipping the best character

[glad portal]

my captain cant be this cute

[little merlin]

i pulled for the best character

[glad portal]

and thats illuga

[abstract orchid]

https://giphy.com/gifs/genshin-meme-impact-columbina-vBOGhhKOG3dyHw37WH

[little merlin]

to each their own

[abstract orchid]

i like neuvillette too btw im messing around

lol

[glad portal]

im greedy

i understand #him

[little merlin]

he is so cutie

[glad portal]

i hope we get a dedicated spear for illuga one day

or like a spear that works well with him

kinda like how the claymore from natlan summer event goes really well for kaveh

[stable mason]

i’ll make it

[abstract orchid]

i miss kaveh

[glad portal]

I LOWK KINDA FORGOT ABOUT KAVEH AND HAITHAM IN MY ACC #LOL

[stable mason]

mic how dare you forget about the yaoi

[little merlin]

aino

[stable mason]

we might have to cancel you.

[glad portal]

forgor

[abstract orchid]

forgot THE yaoi

[stable mason]

Ibuprofen

[little merlin]

[glad portal]

yeah but im saying its his 4* BiS

also ainos on fav

FAV SOLOS YOUR FAVOURITE

i couldnt say fav solos your fav

saw xingqiu and now i cant stop thinking about that one post where they comapred xq and illuga and. xingqius head was Massive comparaed to illuga

venti your head is so big but your cape balances it out

[abstract orchid]

i still want his cape coat so bad

[small geode]

zamn who's that baddie

[abstract orchid]

its so cute..

[glad portal]

wow.. id wear that

mhn,mhm.'/'/'

[unreal hill]

How good is the Arknights Anime?

I manged to get my access to ir

[little merlin]

there's an anime?

[abstract orchid]

Yes

3 seasons iirc

[little merlin]

damn

[unreal hill]

Yeah 3 season

Watching the first one rn

[abstract orchid]

https://fxtwitter.com/GenshinImpact/status/2043902062690238767?s=20

Genshin Impact (@GenshinImpact)

Lohen: Sharpened Arrowhead
︀︀Vice Captain of the Knights of Favonius Ranged Company
︀︀#GenshinImpact #Lohen
︀︀
︀︀Although Lohen is the vice captain of the ranged company, he rarely uses his bow.
︀︀Those who travel with him for the first time are always struck by this: while his teammates are still forming up in the rear with crossbows and muskets, the young knight — who should be taking cover — has already charged past the line, spear in hand, meeting the most dangerous enemies head-on.
︀︀Knights who asked the members of the ranged company why Lohen did this usually received two answers:
︀︀As long as he stands on the front line, no enemy can get close, and everyone else can confidently provide fire support.
︀︀And when he charges forward, no enemy can hold their position — he becomes the sharpest arrow in the entire company.
︀︀
︀︀When asked, Lohen himself gave a simple answer:
︀︀"Most of the time, stabbing with my spear is fast…

FxTwitter · Apr 14, 2026, 4:00 AM

[little merlin]

LOHEN

[abstract orchid]

ok he is hot

sigh

Wordle 1,760 3/6

🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟨⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[unreal hill]

Should we ping sho or?

[glad portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ellie-loves-lohen-elysia-loves-lohen-ellie-will-get-c6-lohen-elysia-will-get-c6-lohen-nod-krai-gif-2933828909706996261

ACTUALLY THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT WHENEVER I COMPLAINED ABOUT THELEMA'S ULT

[abstract orchid]

me and unhinged fictional male charcs

[glad portal]

https://tenor.com/view/thelema-gentle-is-the-night-honkai-impact-3rd-thelema-nutriscu-gif-1649936335609715903

I DIDNT LIKE HOW SHE JUST. STAYED THERE

actually this is her skin hold on

no its the same effects

[tepid badger]

I can only imagine what his ult lines are

[glad portal]

but the screen crack is more obvious so its slightly better than her default

lohens so funny

[little merlin]

i love whatever's wrong with lohen

[glad portal]

HOI MY GODDDDD

YESSS YIESUYJHDFG C3 ILLUGA OH MY GOD

[abstract orchid]

UAAA

YESSSS

Almost sent my exam notes

https://x.com/zy0x_/status/2043902564022804815?s=46

Zy0x (@Zy0x_)

i really like lohen

X · Apr 14, 2026, 4:01 AM

Of course he does

[glad portal]

of course he does

[little merlin]

of course he does

[unreal hill]

of course he does

[glad portal]

Wordle 1760 5/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩
⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[glad portal]

I believe it

[frail galleon]

Holy fuck a numbertaker in the wild

[small geode]

Real

[fluid ember]

It sucks but I tried my best😭

[frail galleon]

looks very nice

[tidal garden]

@glad portal https://fixvx.com/i/status/2043891334235467869

Lens (@lens_the_martyr)

SHE'S THE 13TH SUI SIBLING???

QRT: AKEndfield
// The Traveller's Guide to Talos-II // Marker Stone //

Check out our brand new guided tour route for the Marker Stone!

▼//Download game from official website
https://akendfield.gryphline.com/d27t/tejmevxp

#ArknightsEndfield #Endfield #AtTheWakeOfSpring

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 14, 2026, 3:17 AM

I am flabbergasted

[stable mason]

i misread it as su & was like hi3 su?

[misty sandal]

hi

[unreal hill]

Already on S2

Damn

[misty sandal]

?

[unreal hill]

Arknight's anime

[misty sandal]

ah

[misty sandal]

I forgot I left her like that

hey lynx

[unreal hill]

https://x.com/i/status/2043917943088787798

💚💜🩵 (@nahidadoodler)

miss pink elf~!
#Cyrene #Elysia #Linnea #Ramiel

X · Apr 14, 2026, 5:03 AM

[elder oyster]

Hello

[misty sandal]

hiii

[abstract orchid]

hi lynx hi pyra

[misty sandal]

[abstract orchid]

glorp

[misty sandal]

gnarp

[signal bobcat]

Glorp

[elder oyster]

Hello

[signal bobcat]

https://x.com/i/status/2043992911621099550

Genshin Impact (@GenshinImpact)

#GenshinImpact #Prune
"Dear Klee: Mommy knows that Big Brother Albedo's busy with research, Big Brother Mini Durin's busy studying, and Uncle Varka's being watched closely by Acting Grand Master Jean, so none of them can spend all day playing with you... But don't worry! There's

X · Apr 14, 2026, 10:01 AM

Big sister

She wants revenge on Alice??? 😭😭

Why does this kid have beef with Alice I'm crying

https://x.com/i/status/2043902314386272470

Genshin Impact (@GenshinImpact)

#GenshinImpact #Lohen
"...I am well aware of your decision and the misgivings of our many colleagues. Having such a knight join the expedition would indeed cover various shortcomings our force suffers from. The only question is: How am I supposed to keep an eye on both of you at

X · Apr 14, 2026, 4:01 AM

The vision case behind his head looking a lot like Sundays halo

Also he's got a different pose between the drip and splash art

[small geode]

Lohen looks so good

best Genshin character in appearance

🙏

[glad portal]

WRONG its illuga and heres why [redacted]

Evil

[signal bobcat]

https://x.com/i/status/2043992663586656730

AngelsofDelusion_Official (@AOD_EN_Official)

🎧
Just got a surprise package from Miss Astra... Heh, who would've thought with all the chaos during that livestream, I'd end up snagging a photo with Miss Astra in the end~
It's like a dream... Miss Astra, she actually patted my head!!!
Now I'm... I'm one of the lucky ones with

X · Apr 14, 2026, 10:00 AM

[misty sandal]

Girl help

[stable mason]

https://x.com/kirakirayubi/status/2043995488090022182?s=46&t=TlybHcFYKeg5tsrDZorK-Q

金玉キラキラ金曜日 😈 (@kirakirayubi)

@GenshinImpact

X · Apr 14, 2026, 10:11 AM

cute

still ugly af

but cute

[delicate aurora]

whats worth more c1 linnea or her sig?

[stable mason]

someone can correct me but i always go sig before cons

[signal bobcat]

You can make coleslaw with them

[frail galleon]

Nearly caught up on id stories

Just need to read the canto 9 ones

[stable mason]

how white are you to like coleslaw

this is a joke

[signal bobcat]

I've rarely had it...

I just know it's a thing with cabbages in it

https://x.com/i/status/2043925620233503106

timely zhuming 🔥 MORTENAX BLADE REAL (@TimelyZhuming)

Sometimes I dip my Blade in water and he... well. He just stares in soggy resignation.

X · Apr 14, 2026, 5:33 AM

[misty sandal]

yeah I usually go for the sig weapon because it's usually the bis for that character; the weapon passive in particular too

and if the damage difference is a lot more present compared to other weapons

[delicate aurora]

yh well just weapon banner is kinda annoying to deal with

[misty sandal]

at least the fate points are no longer 2, just the 1

that was a whole level of pain

having to lose twice especially at high pity would tank those savings

I mean if you still have a good weapon on hand that the character can use, then it's really just up to you on whether or not you want to roll on the weapon banner anyway

[signal bobcat]

Thankfully linnea can use just about anything

[stable mason]

i’ll make it for you

[signal bobcat]

I'm sure it'll be lovely

4.4 banners and novaflare ||https://x.com/i/status/2043970447545372908 ||

HermanDeal (@herman_deal_)

someone that predicted fei/tribbie sunday rerun reveal

4.4: Himeko, Gilgamesh and Rin.

4.x Novaflare: Fugue, Topaz, Jiaoqiu, Lingsha.

X · Apr 14, 2026, 8:31 AM

@misty sandal @abstract orchid

@stable mason topaz buffs prolly

[delicate aurora]

i have skyward harp on her

[signal bobcat]

That's not a bad bow for her

[midnight needle]

TOPAZ YEEESSASS

[misty sandal]

Holy moly

[elder oyster]

Pink fox boy buff is crazy

[misty sandal]

This’ll be good for my acheron team

[midnight needle]

Fugue buff where her ult resets her skill's uptime

Topaz gets currency wars moveset, jiaoqiu can heal now, and lingsha gets implant on her ult

[misty sandal]

I miss argenti

[signal bobcat]

Hmm i need to decide how to change my 50/50 pool

Welt and himeko are staying there for sure

Blade too

[unreal hill]

https://x.com/i/status/2042994417586536781

crumble ☕️🍞 (@sumcrumble)

Wait… so the new boy group is:

Main vocal = Argenti
Main dancer = Boothill
Main rapper = Dr. Ratio??? 😭😂

#DrRatio #Argenti #Boothill

X · Apr 11, 2026, 3:53 PM

[misty sandal]

AYYYYY

[unreal hill]

Oh I didn't saw the message

[misty sandal]

[unreal hill]

Soo uhh @stable mason ig

[misty sandal]

Perfect timing

[unreal hill]

Bro randomly appeared on my fyp

[stable mason]

i forgot he can rap

[midnight needle]

Replace clara with yunli

Remove gepard

[signal bobcat]

might make it welt, himeko, blade, sw, fu xuan, argenti and seele

gepards been removed since last year 💀

only way i can get him now is standard

[midnight needle]

I have to replace himeko with e6 gepard

God dude

[misty sandal]

I forgot who I have e6 for

uh

I think I might end up changing out himeko and gepard, I think they're maxed out

[fierce ledge]

yall have standard E6?

[signal bobcat]

not yet

[signal bobcat]

no keep them to get the silver tokens

[misty sandal]

aughhhh

[stable mason]

yes

Future Infos
Questionable

Version 4.4 features Himeko SP as the rate-up character, along with Rin Tohsaka and Gilgamesh from the second Fate collaboration.

The Fourth Batch of Novaflare coming soon. Including Topaz & Numby, Fugue, Lingsha and Jiaoqiu

Future Character Schedule

4.3 Mortenax Blade
4.4 Himeko SP, Rin Tohsaka, Gilgamesh
4.5 Sand Gold SP, Robin SP
4.6 Pearl, Kuchibana
4.7 Nihilux

via RainGraceLeaks

ok

leaks ok

[signal bobcat]

kuchibana?

is sand gold aventurine?

ok so wheres the maid galaxy ranger

[fierce ledge]

this is most likely fake until further confirmation

no one backing it up, "RainGraceLeaks" has no history outside of leaking banners 5 days before Sakura did which they didnt post first anyways because a Russian channel did first meaning they might have aswell just reposted that.

like fr as Dima says why is Kuchiba playable now 😭

[fierce ledge]

yes

like could be true but still take it with a grain of salt as this source isn't known

[signal bobcat]

https://x.com/scarabukaru/status/2044012379382657442?s=20

┆# scaramоmо ּ ֶָ֢.☂️🪽 (@scarabukaru)

ₜₐₚ ₜₐₚ
、lohen got scarafied too !! 😭😭
#scarafication

X · Apr 14, 2026, 11:18 AM

@abstract orchid @misty sandal

[stable mason]

stop this

when will this trend die

[signal bobcat]

i dont think it will

its like zhongli demo always getting more views and commets after a new demo drops and everyone goes 'here after x demo'

[misty sandal]

people are still doing the zhongli thing?

[abstract orchid]

YESSS

[abstract orchid]

Mmm

[stable mason]

red flag

(this is my coworkers car)

[fierce ledge]

why is Gojo flying

[clear shard]

Cus he's lame

[stable mason]

TRUE

RARE PHAON W?

[fierce ledge]

RARE PHAON W?

[signal bobcat]

RARE PHAON W?

[clear shard]

Common btw

Not rare

[signal bobcat]

yes

[fierce ledge]

so obv fake

[clear shard]

Ur so fake

[regal ginkgo]

How many of these have rare in front

[clear shard]

8

[fierce ledge]

wait

rare phaon W

rare phaon W

[frail galleon]

Hi Sano

[regal ginkgo]

rare Phaon W

[fierce ledge]

see

[clear shard]

Get out of here

[fierce ledge]

oop

and 3 of them are yourself

[clear shard]

Uh no

[fierce ledge]

Uh yes

[clear shard]

Uh check ur closet

[signal bobcat]

oh my

[elder oyster]

Larper

[stable mason]

he is

unironically

because he thought sakuna was itadori and i was like bro itadori doesn’t have the face tats

didn’t know he had gojo too 💀

[elder oyster]

😭😭😭😭

I just said it because I like the word

[signal bobcat]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2044009475753857519

обормот душнилович (@topazice)

Lurin and dohen

**💬 34 🔁 1.4K ❤️ 12.7K 👁️ 257.5K **

FxTwitter · Apr 14, 2026, 11:06 AM

@abstract orchid @misty sandal

Ok but why does blue durin look so good

[frail galleon]

It does

[stable mason]

you knew too much

[clear shard]

???? Why put them on the car then bruh

[elder oyster]

I'm the one who nose 👃

[stable mason]

LIKE

BRO

[glad portal]

@tidal garden
Penance pot: 5
Enciodes: 2

LMAOOOOOO

LMFAOOO

[silver iris]

just going for only one copy

[signal bobcat]

prolly just thought they were cute stickers to put on the car ig

[silver iris]

saving up for Chinese New Years banner

[solid wind]

WHO AM I FIGHITNG

[fallen mirage]

Dantehhh

[solid wind]

aura radiating from game to game

[silver iris]

first time when Bamboo Hat Kim appeared

[frail galleon]

gl

[signal bobcat]

https://x.com/i/status/2044069461549035612

『🌟🪽Popopii ⏳️✨️』 (@Elysium1nYou)

I tried adding lights to his eyes, and he looks so innocent and full of whimsy HELP WHO TF ARE YOU 😭

X · Apr 14, 2026, 3:05 PM

[misty sandal]

lohen more like yayhen

[signal bobcat]

https://x.com/i/status/2043776689235202386

プリ (prickle) (@pricklety)

hi @SilverwolfCar

X · Apr 13, 2026, 7:41 PM

Crying

[misty sandal]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

😭

[signal bobcat]

https://x.com/i/status/2044086262567710931

incorrect illuflinsluminnea (@lightkeepers___)

lunar-crystalize

X · Apr 14, 2026, 4:11 PM

[misty sandal]

columbina offends horses

[urban tapir]

[misty sandal]

The sillies

[stable mason]

@elder oyster

[misty sandal]

I think my wrist is catching up to me

[signal bobcat]

oh no

[abstract orchid]

WRIST ISSUES TWINSIES

[glad portal]

pyra dont die

ur doing great

in tears

[misty sandal]

I'll be ok!!

I prob just need to take a break

[full charm]

Fell askeep so long I forgot to do qotd in Rat mains

[abstract orchid]

https://x.com/gojopeaches/status/2043936699919548649?s=20

kai ☀️🍷🏳️‍⚧️ (@gojopeaches)

todays wordle

X · Apr 14, 2026, 6:17 AM

[signal bobcat]

yesterdays was awful

[abstract orchid]

@misty sandal @midnight needle update on the girl yesterday she got a 0

LOLLLL

[signal bobcat]

ive never heard that word

no way 😭

[midnight needle]

LOL

[misty sandal]

LMAOOO

BURN

[signal bobcat]

deserved tho

[glad portal]

WHAT GURL

[abstract orchid]

SHE OPENED CHATGPT IN A NEW "HIDDEN" TAB AKA SMALL TAB IN THE SIDE

😭

[glad portal]

TELL ME TEH TEA

[abstract orchid]

GIRL

[signal bobcat]

IS SHE DUMB

[midnight needle]

bro...

[glad portal]

is it the same as las ttime !???

[signal bobcat]

i mean yes

[glad portal]

THE SAME GIRL ??

[signal bobcat]

she is

[misty sandal]

that's so stupid 😭

[signal bobcat]

if you use chatgpt youre dumb

but like to taht degree 💀

[glad portal]

in tears chatgbt users really bring out the stupidity out of people

[abstract orchid]

omg ok so this girl yesterday in my exam was whispering and begging me to scroll up and give her the answers and the prof was suspecting us BOTH SO I KICKED HER LEG AND SHE STOPPED

and then like 30 mins ago her friend told me the tea that she got 0

how do people get in college like this

🥀

[signal bobcat]

did they grade her 0 for using chatgpt or did she actually not know anything despite using chatgpt 😭

[abstract orchid]

well chatgpt in anything is an academic dishonesty so instant 0

u have 3 warnings

1 - 0
2 - fail the class
3 - kicked out of the program

[signal bobcat]

yeah same here then, tho im not sure if we have as many warnings or not but our teacher did say if they found out we used ai for the exam youd have to do a resit

its really funny tho like they didnt really enforce anything in terms of preventing cheating or smtn cause he was working on his own paper or smtn like that the whole time we did our exam yesterday 💀

[glad portal]

thats so fucking ass these people make me sicckkk

https://x.com/Elysium1nYou/status/2044069461549035612?s=20

『🌟🪽Popopii ⏳️✨️』 (@Elysium1nYou)

I tried adding lights to his eyes, and he looks so innocent and full of whimsy HELP WHO TF ARE YOU 😭

X · Apr 14, 2026, 3:05 PM

this is ...

[abstract orchid]

he looks naked

[glad portal]

rowan, vice captain and great with a rifle

OHSAKDNDGF

he looks so kind

no one pulling if he looked like this

[abstract orchid]

hoyoverse knows our type

🤭

https://giphy.com/gifs/heart-genshin-heartlocket-P9MNl34qwKyB2cqiSh

WHAT

[signal bobcat]

peak

https://tenor.com/o87tx8KmYN7.gif

[glad portal]

LMAOO

[signal bobcat]

https://x.com/yunjinstanacct/status/2044105904010723363?s=20

YIA Cam🦦 (@yunjinstanacct)

first thing i see opening reddit DNA got hacked again😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

X · Apr 14, 2026, 5:29 PM

oh my god

[glad portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ellie-loves-lohen-elysia-loves-lohen-ellie-will-get-c6-lohen-elysia-will-get-c6-lohen-nod-krai-gif-2933828909706996261

i cant believe illuga is real

kyaa

[glad portal]

67

six sevenn

[stable mason]

i just realised the hsr text calls ratio slightly gloomy???

eos this game

[glad portal]

67

[abstract orchid]

67

[signal bobcat]

67

[silver iris]

https://tenor.com/view/67-rien-limbus-gif-2390135280529211909

[glad portal]

im so sleepy

[tidal garden]

I win

Got Para in 10 and Silverash in 50

[midnight needle]

BRO?

EOS the game already

oh apparently its not a hack hack like last time

[glad portal]

YAY nice

hoping to get her soon

gonna show some limbus next class

[little merlin]

i wish i wasnt poor

im stuck on a tutorial in the story 😭

[glad portal]

Oh you're playing?

[little merlin]

yeah i have arknights

i play on my phone

im stuck on like the last tutorial

[glad portal]

Use kyostinv

We've all been there

[little merlin]

kyos what now

[glad portal]

Kyostinv?

The YouTuber

[little merlin]

ohh

[glad portal]

Hes the AK tutorial dude

[little merlin]

i was thinking of getting a yt tutorial

[glad portal]

Yeah just use kyostinv hes the goat

[little merlin]

i play casually and get my dailies each day at breakfast

silverash was my first 6 star so i'd like this new one

i missed out on logos earlier as well sigh

i've never gotten the target 6 star

bc im poor

[fierce ledge]

oh shit HNA model updates

3 hours late to this

holy upgrade

oh my god 😭😭😭

CBT1 models were like super ass

thats an insane upgrade

[fierce ledge]

also yeah her eyes are now really just straight up Herrscher of Finality

basically once again confirming she is not a variant but Kiana herself

which makes everything so much more confusing

so far everyone in HNA thats from HI3 or HSR seem to be not variants but the characters we know. Except Otto maybe but who knows atp

[stable mason]

brah

when did i have 2

[stable mason]

the hair shading makes them look more lively/not flat omg

love

sure. almost e6s5 ig

[mystic briar]

Holy jesus

[fierce ledge]

a

[signal bobcat]

a

[little merlin]

a

[glad portal]

b

[little merlin]

b

[abstract orchid]

b

[stable mason]

okay

hsr glitching on my friends acc

so i was like

let me log in

on his acc but its doing the same thing on mine too

support aint helping him either

sobbing

[signal bobcat]

whats it doing?

[stable mason]

black screen

like

literally

a black screen

[signal bobcat]

bruh

WRONG FUCKING SET HOYO

perfect welt piece on the wrong bloody set

[signal bobcat]

is it like this before even logging in?

[glad portal]

black screen

THE BLACK SCREEN OF DEATH

[stable mason]

screams

im updating the partner list in kaveh mains and its ayear behind in updates

omg

[signal bobcat]

how many new partners have they had in a year

[glad portal]

linnea..

[little merlin]

i love linnea

[signal bobcat]

linnea

ugh im so tempted to get her

but nicole...

[little merlin]

im somewhat active in linnea mains discord

im trying to branch out

i tried phainon mains but i was largely ignored sigh

[silver iris]

that happens with me with the Mains servers

[little merlin]

yeah

[signal bobcat]

mains servers can be intimidating

[little merlin]

someone said they liked hong lu and i needed to say that i liked him like 5 times before i was noticed

[signal bobcat]

especially when you say smtn and the chat dies

case in point...

anyways one month left till evanescia

[little merlin]

i've been trying to find a nice mains server but it's hard

[signal bobcat]

new godzilla trailer im so sat

[glad portal]

yeah its tough out there, thats why i only stuck with specific channels lol

in yae mains i had a nice group of friends but the mod team and the server eventually got corrupted by homophobes, incels, misogynystis u know so i left
hatiham mains i just stuck with leaks channels

those are the only two mains server im active in. tried being active in ashveil mains but more people came and i just disappeared lolll

[little merlin]

my entire online social life is here

[glad portal]

😭

[little merlin]

im trying to branch out but it's hard

[glad portal]

i get it man

[silver iris]

already found my group of friends at this moment

[glad portal]

i only really speak here, the fl server, and then dms

[little merlin]

trying to explain that my online friends are in the mha server and that they arent 14 year old girls

[glad portal]

LMFAO

its run by grown ass adults thats how its survived this long

[little merlin]

fr

i went into the other mha server to see if i knew anyone there but i did not recognise anyone

[glad portal]

theres another one?

im in the mha reddit server

[little merlin]

yeah like 50k members

it's called "my hero discord"

[glad portal]

only there to talk about genshin though

wow sounds like some kinda roblox server

[little merlin]

they allow shipping and gives you shipping roles upon joining

[glad portal]

wow

[glad portal]

id like some free shipping

[little merlin]

true!

[signal bobcat]

i think ive heard of that one

[little merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/vigethos-coconut-beagle-chimera-vigethos-chimera-chimera-boba-gif-7673692345083720691

i wish i could buy all the phainon merch sigh

[glad portal]

true i wish i was rich so i culd buy all the merch i wanted

only issue would be space

[silver iris]

know Luciel spoken about how overall hostile any female character mains are like

[glad portal]

yeah

[midnight needle]

the goat will be back

[little merlin]

phainon is all around my room

https://tenor.com/view/qifrey-witch-hat-atelier-gif-2972805916405759377

[signal bobcat]

thats phainon too

[little merlin]

joshua waters the goat

[signal bobcat]

truth nuke

[elder oyster]

I have no idea what happened to currency wars

I'm suddenly struggling like shit

what do you mean I only got 2 moves before being done with the first turn of the second boss

[little merlin]

i had to do durian phainon for so long

[elder oyster]

is that the spike chestplate

[signal bobcat]

yes

[little merlin]

yeah

[elder oyster]

because I'm doing that rn and its not working

[little merlin]

i think elation is the way to go now

[signal bobcat]

are you getting screwed over by the traffic lights

[elder oyster]

No just not getting fuck all turns in general

[signal bobcat]

cause those bastards always ruin the phainon strat

[little merlin]

durian phainon is great except when traffic lightsa

[elder oyster]

like I said I just had a boss where I got 2 attacks in before dropping to the next turn

[little merlin]

get welt

[signal bobcat]

yeah thats normal on the higher ranks

but it also depends on speed tuning ig

[elder oyster]

yeah I'm not getting to max rank on this shit

[signal bobcat]

im not fully sure why it does that

[little merlin]

i got 3 star cyrene onces and omd

[signal bobcat]

use sparxie

genuinely i was stuck on whatever the second highest rank is for months

[little merlin]

im still not completely done with currency wars

[signal bobcat]

cause id always hit 0hp before the final boss and then the boss woudlnt die

[little merlin]

when you get high enough, you need everything to go really smoothly for you to win

so i end up resetting a lot

[signal bobcat]

but with the sparxie team i managed to keep my hp above 0 until the last boss and even tho i lost it counted as a win cause i had 1 hp left

[little merlin]

sparxie team is the best for this update yeah

[elder oyster]

I'm trying to do the specifc bond challenges

I'm trying to do day demigod rn

and I keep getting night demigods

[little merlin]

i did the bond stuff at the lowest level it allows

[elder oyster]

that's what I'm trying to do rn and I'm getting rinsed

if you lose the third boss but still have enough hp does it count as a win

[signal bobcat]

yes

as long as you get it above the white bar

like the one on the top of the screen showing the %

[elder oyster]

My final boss on this run is Lygus and like

No???

Not happening 😭

[signal bobcat]

but theres that node in the skill tree thing which makes it so your hp resets to 1 if it drops below 0 once

what difficulty are you on?

[elder oyster]

the lowest amethyst gold

[signal bobcat]

how are you losing on that then 😭

[elder oyster]

because my turns are being robbed

also the trial characters are mid af

[signal bobcat]

actually no night demigod is kinda ass for a bond too

some bonds are just useless

[elder oyster]

Just got Cyrene we should be good now

clutch

Cyrene with the thorns plate is crazy

[little merlin]

get 3 star cyrene for instant win

[elder oyster]

that's never happening

[signal bobcat]

i dont think ive still gotten a 3 star 5 cost character

[little merlin]

i sold everything and got it

[signal bobcat]

i was really close to cyrene tho but i fucked up in the end

[elder oyster]

I've never gotten a 2 star 5 cost character

[subtle plover]

Can't wait to get my free Robin and just hear "Welcome to my, woooorld." Everytime I use her ult

[little merlin]

i think i'll get huohuo

i have too many supports

[signal bobcat]

i was thinking of huohuo for eva

but then i checked her scoring on fribbles and the dps score went higher after replacing huohuo with hyacine so im like

well

guess i will stick with hyacine then

and gladly take robin instead to reunite the siblings

[subtle plover]

I already have huohuo got her on release

[signal bobcat]

i didnt get her cause i had luocha 😔

[subtle plover]

Ngl I was pretty much forced to get her since my only sustains at the time were gepard and fire mc 😭

[elder oyster]

@signal bobcat what the fuck just happened

I just got stuck in a loop of Phainon auto gaining his ult and lygus uber buffing me

I just did over a billion damage in one meteor

Anaxa ended on 208.2M and Phainon ended on 1239.1M

[signal bobcat]

nice

yeah lygus has that attack that charges your ult but you lose hp if you use the ult that he charged up

[elder oyster]

Uhhhhh

[little merlin]

phainon the goat

[elder oyster]

Why didn't that match count for the bond challenges

I got 6 day demigod in amethyst gold

what the fuck

I beat Lygus wtf

[signal bobcat]

thats why i do it at amethyst gold 7 to be safe

cause it did that once to me too and idk why 😭

[elder oyster]

daylight demigod robbery

[mystic briar]

Someone kill me

Oh wow, good timing ig we're talking about currency wars

[mystic briar]

https://youtu.be/FArOcK-HzXo?si=j-1OzL0FsS29-FXd

[abstract orchid]

UGH i wish i could watch but i need to go after yhis worlde

Wordle 1,761 4/6

⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

girl

[silver iris]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXEVW3NzSOp/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== @abstract orchid

[glad portal]

Wordle 1761 4/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[glad portal]

Redrawing illug

[glad portal]

@abstract orchid @little merlin i updated illuga

[little merlin]

omgggggg

he's so cutie

so :3

[glad portal]

:3

[little merlin]

i think it's her turn

[glad portal]

No i think its her turn

[misty sandal]

Would you look at the time ahh meme

[elder oyster]

How does this even happen

[little merlin]

she gets a lot of turns

[misty sandal]

also endgame modes

[elder oyster]

Yeah but how

[signal bobcat]

@full charm

That was aha playing with her wasn't it?

@abstract orchid either I'm imagining it or they sounded a lot like nihilux...

[unreal hill]

Sigh..

This why we can't nice things

[signal bobcat]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2044268957666886136

Seraph (@twinzie07)

finally got my answer.
︀︀
︀︀silver wolf’s desire is to gain more power, not out of a nature of greed, but out of the fear that she’ll return to the abuse she has lived through at the hands of the common folk as a child
︀︀
︀︀it’s why she always levels up and why she’s afraid to lose it

Quoting Seraph (@twinzie07)
︀
it was always interesting to me how we knew of the wishes that blade, firefly and kafka asked of elio, yet were never enlightened on silver wolf’s
︀︀
︀︀so it made me think how cool it’d be if they deliberately hid it for this long, just to enter planarcadia with that mystery in mind-

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FxTwitter · Apr 15, 2026, 4:17 AM

[abstract orchid]

I havent seen it

when im home i will

[signal bobcat]

Okie

It's really good

[abstract orchid]

I oove him

[abstract orchid]

THE SMIRK LMAOO i love them

[misty sandal]

I feel like I wanna stay consistent to this type of chibi

[clear shard]

Why does he have a monkey

[misty sandal]

that's mr n or narrator

he was a person that got turned into a slumbernana monkey due to dr primitive; that guys plans is usually to move back planet civilisations by changing everyone into apes

thing is with him, he can actually still think and talk like a human

rappa is the reason why he's even with ashveil, she found him and brought narrator to him

[clear shard]

What even is hsr 😭

[misty sandal]

a lot of lore

it only ever makes sense if you actively play

[clear shard]

It didn't even make sense when I did play

[misty sandal]

maybe my mind works differently idk

once I get attached to certain characters, I get really invested in their stories

[clear shard]

Never got attached so probably why

[signal bobcat]

https://x.com/i/status/2044126458742763853

Daily Genshin World Quests 🌍❕semi-ia :( (@DailyGenshinWQ)

“men can’t birth children”

explain this then

X · Apr 14, 2026, 6:51 PM

[signal bobcat]

So small

Eats him

[misty sandal]

I wanna squish them

oh

[signal bobcat]

Called home today and it's already hitting 40 degrees there

[misty sandal]

oh my god

how hot does that feel

[signal bobcat]

WE'RE ONLY HALFWAY THRU APRIL FYM IT'S ALREADY GOING 40

[signal bobcat]

So

You just die

[misty sandal]

oh...

[signal bobcat]

And heatwave

[misty sandal]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HEsg23RacAEgJmZ.mp4

[signal bobcat]

Yeah basically

I'll be this gif every day

I remember the fucking whiplash i had when i went back after graduation

[signal bobcat]

And walked out of the airport

And felt like i was burning alive

[signal bobcat]

What

I didn't even say 67

[subtle plover]

Fucking heatwaves

Hate them

[signal bobcat]

So true

[subtle plover]

[misty sandal]

heat needs to stop waving

go home

[signal bobcat]

https://x.com/i/status/2044352131151364579

Kittronix 🏎️🩷 / Drifting Cat VTuber (@Kittronix)

Question for my british people: My colleague said that I'm weird for eating my sausage roll like this?? Am I weird?

X · Apr 15, 2026, 9:48 AM

What the fuck

[misty sandal]

WHY ARE YOU EATING IT LIKE THAT

[signal bobcat]

This is a fucking travesty

[misty sandal]

reminds me of how some people eat kitkats

they'll go straight into the middle and bite

[subtle plover]

FUCKING HELL YES

THAYS FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK

I FEEL THREATENED AS A SAUSAGE ROLL LOVER BY THIS IMAGE 😭

[misty sandal]

I feel pain

and I haven't had a sausage roll for a long while...

I miss them

[elder oyster]

are the some people in the room with us rn

I think you're the people in this scenario

you psychopath

[misty sandal]

I don’t even do that tho

[elder oyster]

I'm calling the coppers and they're going to throw you in the looney bin

[misty sandal]

I snap each off to eat

[elder oyster]

Oh so you're insane

Gotcha

[misty sandal]

What

[elder oyster]

Any NORMAL and WELL ADJUSTED person knows this is the only way to eat a kitkat

[stable mason]

someshit only you would do

[elder oyster]

you know me so well

[signal bobcat]

Yeah I'm not even surprised anymore

Bet you pour the milk right into the cereal box instead too

[elder oyster]

you joke but i have done that