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ESHA WHAT DO U WANT π¦ π¦
LUCI WAIT PLEASE
micimissed d you
IT'S V IMPORTANT
Hope zzz wins
have fun!!
like im acc being serious this time..
against pokemon?
can i dm you...
ya i need to provide for u
touch battle there chief
ya go ahead
https://youtu.be/JBUm2zPAR4I?si=PHtbvGKAWkhh07rc omg it's coming up to three years π
Turn on the 'π' to get notifications & Like And Subscribe π
#genshinimpact #thegameawards2021 #jenshinImpact
tyty
then we should receive a free S rank character if we do
love it when you provide me
does he know
smiles nervously

With zzz it's actually possible
praying for it to be true so i can go for miyabi and complete section 6
Star Rail won best mobile game last year
pokemon fandom vs a hoyo fandom, its gonna be a shitshow that will parallel the beef with the sonic fandom
omg a free sunday
Mic as always can't read
every time tga is mentioned it takes me back to this gem
what the * is this godly premonition that was granted to jerma985, oh my lord
Jerma's Twitch ~ https://www.twitch.tv/jerma985
youtube vod: https://youtu.be/WL4zoSQveio
#Jerma985 #Jerma #Clips
this is my father
luciel drip marketing the first drip to reach one luciellion likes
your father has a very good singing voice
thanks
Why is your dad Jerma, Raichu ?
got shy
exactly
noooo
π¦
that never happens when we're together
π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
Bcs I'm not white..
One day a non-gacha gang mod is gonna get you two for family RP..
Idk some streamer that tetsu and ald and raichu r obsessed with
i miss Aldi
theres no rp here kiddo
The shop?
also how long till hsr drip
no
Who's gonna tell the mods that...
i call aldui aldi
@solemn tree Mic misses you, come say hi
hwy does bro have a counter
A what
Oh..
My downfall apparently...
its how many days left until you pay me a billion dollars
I only have counters when im having a transgender operation π
Ppl do not notice the trend
what r u chopping off
or adding
π₯π₯π₯
thats like over 2 years
my friend did tell me these things tend to have insanely long waiting lines and stuff
competitive
but this is insane
ππ
Yessss
3 years for an operation
I THOUGHT SO but i didnt want to ask bcs i thought it might be rude..
why would it be rude
i literally told my friend that if he wanted i could just ask my dad to get in touch with the required personel
cause hes a doctor
I mean its like the one surgery that i cannot talk abt in this server
Which is why i never answer specifics
plus it would prolly be cheaper and much faster here
Ppl have guessed tho
same vibe as an abled scared of asking a disabled person how they became disabled
π₯π₯
LMAOOO
congrats on adding a new belly button π₯π₯π₯
bcs he avoided the first time i asked so i thought he didnt want to say...
well
Getting a new alien antenna so i can more effectively contact the mothership
what.
and to wire me $1000000 to my bank account
wait you can add stuff ?
Amongus
yeah
nah
have you seen trans women
like videos or anything
you probably couldn't tell LMAO
its very slay
ok well one of the characters is trans
i don't watch a lot of things
and is played by a trans women
ok and
and wow when i say she's so fucking gorgeous
that's not enough for me to watch smh
i didnt know until i saw it on google
wow
If anything seems overhyped i immediately dont wanna watch it
like original stories?? no
it's acc very good
Thats what they all say
u read fanfics is what ur saying, yes?
yeah
awh man
π
WHY IS THIS JEEP SUCH A BRIGHT YELLOW
heartstopper's main characters are two boys in love..
send
is this enough to get you to watch..
that's crazy
:(
no
bro
I'm interested in story not romance
LMAO
still not watching
YK WHAT ELSE IS GOOD
ugh
your cakes
heartstopper
oh hell no
LMAO
omg luci's cakes..
no ??
i only heard negative reviews LMAO
what
homophobia..
I think its just like
they look good
I KNOW
οΌ
OH
ILL HAVE BOTH THO
well yea but the characters have depth..
WHAT
alice oseman my beloved..
ald ban this goofy
dont ban
i just don't have time nor interest in watching movies or shows
I have no idea what ur talking abt i dont speak gacha
fair
i am not getting banned for the third time child
I thought we were actually discussing dessert cakes
But now im starting to think
we are
we are
i mean i am
ajax isnt...
luciel works at a bakery
no no we talking abt desserts
Cake

they made a ratio cake for their bday
That makes sense
cakery
luci send ratio cake
always remember
my flipping ass hurts on this chair omfg
9 11
NINE ELEVEN
911
why's the 11 off centered
I should try making a cake one day
i was drunk
sounds fun
its easy
fall up the stairs..
Why does it say 911 at all
to make
ok pyra
just have media literacy
not decorate
Is this a gacha thing
we didnt have 21 candles
it was the date
HELLO
there weren't any candles with 21
oh nvm
i turned 21
so its 9 + 11
Happy birthday
its that 9 + 11 = 21 meme
thats not a
whats 9 + 10
where the guy goes "you stupid"
oh
TWENTY ONE
Sounds like fucking emergency number
it is

also
sounds like..
i did almost set the cake on fire
sounds like a date in america
something else...
does that help
wait lemme find it
thwy hit the
they let a drunk person hold a lighter
and fell up the floor
i passed out on my bed
How old is that meme now
whats nine plues ten
twenty one
you stupid
older than esha probably
the sons of calydon when burnice hugs lighter
9 + 10
bro bro rbro
oh
SCREW YOU
isn't that from vine
think so
lemme Google
i left my jackwt in my car
Eating my chicken soup right now
a coversation i had today:
me: I wanna make pumpkin pie
my little sister: dont you dare bring that white people pumpkin shit into this house
what did you do to sundays wingsοΌ
I DID NO SUCH THING.
you monster

i knew it
its first shared in 2013
11 years wtf
YOUNGER THAN ME
yep demoting pyra
evil pyra... wreaking havoc arc...
going to reca mains rn
what if i become evil pyra again...
DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
My exβs sister says the same shit
My ex is a christmas lover now
they're so racist...
LMFAO
i hate christmas
purely bcs all the candles smell like shit
wtf is cinnamon apple strudel pls bring back my pink palm candles
I dont like candles that much i just like free things and snow
I like chrismtas because mmmm food
me when eid

GET OUTTTT
LMAO
well we ain't getting snow cuz someones affecting the global climate π₯π₯
my dad.. made biryani... and he was really proud.. but... Ajax... it was not giving.....
The snow in london barely lasts a few hours if it ever does happen 
that sucks
Some of the rice pieces.. were hard...
I used to remember when I was likw 8 and the snow stuck aroubd for WEEKS
Like.. they were... crystallised..
OMG KSVEY
FR
Get to the workshop
i could go sledding in my backyard
santa's head elf...
is sledding the right word
global warming did a number on you too
the one where u slide down a yill
bro i remember last year all one said to you this time of year was to get to santa's workshop and elf jokes
ya
the hill used to be so big when i was a kid but then i grew taller
okay..
before what
that's a stupid emote why is he doing that
dont die b4 i can buy emotes with someone elses money..
go boy go
thats not a boy
STAYIB ALIVE
thats evil incarnate
its finallt getting chilly here
yeah he's dead or something right
I canβt type on this fucking phone
idk dont spoil it for me mic
i call
okay...
again, i don't watch anything
the only thing i actively watched was haikyuu
and that was years ago
That show looks terrible im sorry
It's funny
haikyuu?
Not amazing by any means but I like it
is aldi a hq hater
Apparently..
no longer supporting your evil doing
But i dont want to laugh i want to see the absolute peakest of media that makes me cry and sob and ruins my life for the next few weeks
It needs to be revolutionary
Heartstopper
no
guys do you like her
Heartstopper will not do that for me
Is this vita
yes its vita
You'll never know until you try
Then yes
its almost as if shes my pfp rn
Woah really?
I think your autism sixth sense is wrong..
It has never been wrong
Just like how I think mei is not really 5'11...
Please please please please please
She just dont give off 5β11
Pleaseeeee
Esha the autism 6th sense isn't wrong
i cant believe yuri is real
its never wrong
i need to stop i was going to ask again if thats a person
i know what yuri is
whats wrong with me
yuri plisetsky
what.
yuri katsukiβ¦
WHAT
Yuri lowenthal
yoi has really nice music
I love yoi I used to rewatch that several times on funimation years ago because I couldnβt get enough
someone asked me if i was okay today in school bcs i was being queit today and i was like yep js tired and she was like 'r u sure' and i was like
esha is never okay
so close to sobbing in the dining hall..
no im not
me when i mental crash in school
fucking hate school
guys dontstop typing
i hate itsosososo much
college u have more free time and u actually do shit you like
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I KNOW THIS ANIME I WAS WATCHING IT
YURI !! ON ICE
YES
At college i have thought βwow the girl who just walked by is so prettyβ but i have never once thought that in high school
viktor...
High school is cursed
bro fr
High school air
you just kinda need the passion for the degree youre working towards othersise youll be stuck lost for awhile wondering if what youre doing is good enough now and in the future
Schoolβ¦
college really seems to be the point where everyone gets a gay awakening huh

speaking of my two IRL's are dating these guys who are fucking pricks but today they said to me 'you need to stop being mean to our boyfriends' YOUR BOYFRIENDS ARE MEAN TO ME
gotten Feixiao's ult and wrecked Argenti
YOUR BOYFRIENDS SUCK
its ok men arent real
The second i started high school i immediately got the calling to be the most boring straight man ever
SONETTTI
LMFAO
And i answered the call
Wait college
wow
Wym by that
mfw i had a dream which made me question if im bi...
im gonna pass away
my appearance at work fools random people its fun
im joking wait

like uni
yk what made me question if i was bi..
noor?
what do you go by mic
I love trolling old people
They think im one of themβ¦
idk what ur asking
ok well you cant say this here there are non gacha gang mods here

be who you are
its almost as if my bio says it
ππ
π
wait it does???
spend 5 minutes with you and everyone will figure out you got an unrequited love going on with my daughter
oh its in your pronouns LMFAO
@abstract orchid marry me please...
yeah cuz those are both
jordan as well
i knew three jordans in my grade
mike has only ever been for masculine names
dylan and jordan sound so mnly to me
so you cant really use Those names as an excuse
mike is a peak name
i like michael
also sawyer counts as both
which by default means i like mike
yeah i dont go by michael though so π
no shit
lots of people do it
Thats my middle name
u told me not even 3days ago you dont
at my HS award ceremony i was referred to by 3 names
is it really?
mike
deadname
michael
Yes
now i know TWO of your names
five nights at freddys
ok afton
i like that michael too...
im apart of u now
at mine they used 2 names
one of them is my real name mispronounced
we are sharing body parts
Holy moly
bro i hate when teacher say my name..
wdym u cant say it it's pronounced EXACTLY AS ITS FUCKING SPELT
what is it
people always add an extra letter to my name
i'm not telling...
idk how but they do
I told you once but I had ald delete all mentions of my name yesterday LMFAO
@solemn tree ty kingπ
ok thank god kids these days have a sense of internet safety
maybe not
and like my real name is a relatively common and normal one but the extra letter is a very uncommon name π
Donβt say that to esha
greggg
gregg
yeah
greg with 2 gs
Bro is named johna
chu said once she was named after a colour and i assumed it was blue
Jamesa
periwinkle
susann
itβs actually a letter in the middle of my name
suusan
which makes it so much worse
Joahn
Bc where are you imaging that
greg g.
yes
su mention
i have 4 letters in my six-letter name
SU
itβs happened my whole life
Both in Florida and Illinois
florillinois
what products he use
wdym
@solemn tree did you ever use a binder
like do people mispell ur name w the extra letter or is it just there
wanna ship it to me /j
No they add the extra letter
oh
wow
2xl-4xl bro
gregg
Crazy ass sizes
what why
I donβt know they just misread it
Thats crazy bc today i was literally gonna donate them to trans charity
Hadnt thought abt them in ages
did you go home yet ald ?
One time someone said the male version of my name and I left too quickly to correct them
i would like one i saw a video and i was like MANNNNNNMNW HHYYYYY
which is taking away a letter π
my work vest actually kinda covers my chest tho so thats how i get away with being confused
Im still at my sisters house til friday but i go home everyday to visit nathan
OMG GENSHIN DRIP
so ive heard
But not wearing one was worse
isnt the material like really firm too
AWHHH thats so sweet
But its literally not stretchy at all
doesnt it hurt?
rhat sounds ass
i feel like it would hurt to push them flat
depends on what u get
tape
have you ever pushed it flatter
...
not a proper binder
im not answering that mic..
ok esha
it works but not really healthy
do u guys take em off when u sleep
you have to
I didnt
for better health
u have to take them off every once in a while
WHY
I am john dysphoria bro
damn no one fell for it
i cant even sleep with a bra on and u got the whole ass binder
please dont sleep in a binder oh my god
physically its better but mentally it could be bad
βΌοΈβΌοΈ
what
i think you mixed that up
dysphoria
oh
he did cause he has me blocked
didnt mix it up
i thought you meant the binder
so he wont know im talking abt the binder and not the bra
what why does he do this
thats why some trans memes are "LET THEM HANG KING"

i was "mean" to gushy or smtn
LMFAO WHAT
apparently
when i have someone blocked i just cannot function until i open their message
wdym im not allowed to know what ur saying
let me look
I am gonna marry elon musk for his money and then give top surgery to everyone
@glad portal @tidal garden so much for a calm and nice watching session of an Arknights event story, prof gave us a surprise quiz
i dont want it though...
please fix whatever is going on with his stomac first tho
10 minutes in and out, right? Nope! Gotta get bombarded by calls by friends who want the answers
bro literally looks imflated
whats wrong w his stomach
is this fat shaming..
no
shame on you ajax..
look up any pic of his
How was the wedding omg?
what wedding
He looks like a beached whale abt to pop i was so confused when i saw him
cant be bothered..
I thought it was photoshop
you went to a wedding the other day
seriously
He has a mini fridge for a stomach
or was it yesterday
oh that
or is it today
it was ncie
idk
yesterday
did u get forced to dance
no
What
its a tradition
yeah
oh
they did
I got scared
its the best part abt any indian wedding
Huh
how much did he get charged..
What
SO TRUE
why is your tradition for the groom to get their shoes stolen...
literally the only yhing i go to weddings for
HE HAS TO BUY THEM BACK????
when my sister gets married im taking his shoes first
yes
thatβs so funny
we love exploiting our brother in laws
idk why does the bride and groom have to kiss all the time when they get married /j
he also has to pray to sit on the wedding stage when he comes in
yes
girl this one time
oh you want to sit next to my sister??? pay me to get up.
are you desi..
and there was another guy fighting me for the shoes

LOL
WHAT WHY
AND I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS ALSO FROM MY SISTERS SIDE
Desiwhat?
that sounds rather fun actually
NOSEY ASS GO SIT YOURSELF DOWN
I WAS LITERALLY FIGHTING MY OWN TEAMMATE π
it is chaotic as fuck and i love it
bro when my uncle got married i helped hide his shoes
π
@wanton crane
i was playing both sides
pyra when you come to my wedding youll have to safeguard my shoes ok bestie
if I try that on my brother he might kill me in the future
yes bestie
OH
OK
you have to help save your brothers shoes
yeah you will have to save your brothers shoes
Pyra stab him in the back and be the one to steal the shoes
unless you want to split the money with your sisters in laws
at least over 134 SPD
his wifes siblings will do the stealing
i would help if i got offered a percentage
esha shall we tell them abt how high the shoes can go for
thats crazy the eldest of mine is five years younger than me and i would run with his
YES AJAX
people can get that price up to 200k
(indian ruppees)
my parents wanted us to be close in age so that's how we ended up
me: I need a better 2p for aventurine but also do I want to farm the debuff set π₯
like youll legit have people syaing give us 20k or smtn to get your shoes back
its the most hilarious shit ever
i think we paid like 500K pakistani rupees for my uncle LMFAO
I would be so good at this bc at summer camp we would do bets on who could steal one of the counselors water bottles and keep it from them for as long as possible
I was hiding that shit on top of the girls bathroom stalls
I took it so seriously
HELPPP
π
but you have to take them off his feet
he'll be sat on the stage
and u have to like
has anyone ever just refused to pay back for their shoes or
crouch, grab and tun

like the guys from the brides side yesterday literally tore the shoe π
it was so insane
no but i saw one guy put on shoes a size too small so his sister in laws couldnt take em off
@sharp ridge
I would be that serious
i'd tell my husband to come barefoot..
LMAO
istg im literally thinking ill go to my own wedding barefoot just to fuck with everyone there
I donβt think we have any wedding traditions except like. Beef with a random child
but thatβs not a tradition
Sheβs referring to old candy from last year that she saw in this house
Shes not in my house rn so
ald can i call ur ex sophie
ok can i call ur ex susan
Ayesha
I LOVE THAT NAME
pretttyyyy
Its a super common name
true
Yall aint finding her
now give us her social security number
ayesha in long island city

π
found her
WHAT
LMAO
AWHH
yeah
gotta keep them chained in somehow
The bride ig
run from the marriage
his wife
WHAT
after marriage these women change...
why would he run from her π
/lh dont call me sexist pls
do men not love their wives
no the marriages are arranged mostly
even less in arranged marriages
they prbly dont even know each other yet
kill him bro
π
lucky ur eloping..
yeah they meet before the marriage plenty of times to like get to know each other
my sister did thankfully
what
we know what eachpther looks like wait
Sparing the family from seeing my white self in traditional desi clothing
but surely being in physical contact more often would help
aww all these poor people learing abt the world of arranged marriages thru us
yeah I don't think my family has this sort of tradition, but my mum and dad did get introduced to each other through their relatives
its funny how often love marriages are looked down upon here
my parents met at college
but i know enough people who had love marriages and are still together
makes me happy
they got engaged and then waited a year and a half before marrying -- my dad was in the uk at the time bc he had been living there for a few years already
during that time they mainly talked on the phone

Idk how long they dated before getting married
all I know is that when they moved in together my moms parents got sooo mad bc they didnβt like my dad already
π
I don't think at that time "dating" was a thing in my parent's country, think it was just meeting up then getting to know each other while engaged
don't know if they still do that
or at least my parents aren't enforcing that sort of thing on me anyway, they'll let me do what I want

yes prbly but it jst dont happen like that here
π
omg wait let me explain explain
ok so basically we send proposals through our mum who goes to the girls house with the boys sisters, aunts and/or cousins
then the mums will get to know eachother
and the girls mum will talk to the girls dad to make a decision
I know the process and dont really like the concept for myself but i think if other ppl are happy doing it then thats good on them
yeah I ain't going to judge that if everyone is ok with it
LMFAOOO
if they think the family is good they'll investigate via relatives
like my mum would ask her brothers and her dad 'oh do you know so and so what are they like do they do bad things what do people say about them'
and then if the parents fully OK it
they ask the daughter
who gets the final say
if she says no she typically wont be forced
if she doesnt get a choice she usually wouldnt be asked anyways, just informed
My exβs mom is most likely gonna try n force my ex so she can protect her from white men (me)
My experience w that has not been good icl
luckily for me i will not be forced, i will be marrying the first decent man who wants to take me at 22
does her mum know ur trans ?
bcs they usually can come around to other races but not usually that </3
She told her mom that im intersex
idk what this means
Like
https://x.com/GenshinUniverse/status/1858558469080522816 I'm not surprised, why the sad aether π
No its not what u think most likely
ok
isnt it like u have the organs but
hes sad cuz we dont get any ingame rewards. oh well
they dont
It can be organs
its different for everyone
drop ?
it could also just be the chro
Etc
ok fucker
sobbing
Stolen!!
i googled it once and it said
once I get married, will love my wife dearly
someone who has male organs but they dont like come out
so i genuinely have no clue at all
again its different fot egeryone
how long till hsr drip
the one u saw is probbly just something that lists examples
I forgot we were supposed to have drip
drip iv
maybe prbly
for 3.0?
yes and genshin
probably be 3.0 drip marketing
But the intersex lie was so she didnt think i was a freak or smth
She still thinks im a freak but bc im white
Not bc im trans
man she prbly thinks it anyways
She doesππ
theres a really derogatory world for intersex people in our languages
hey at least shes not a bigot /j
She is shes just not smart enough to efficiently be one
ur ex chose a horrid lie
π
MY MUM FR
π
LMAO WHAT
and yk how they come raibow and shit
THAT'S SO FUNNY
she asked me
'can i buy ur brother the rainbow ones bcs theyre for those OTHER PEOPLE'
ok first of all mother

first of all wheres my poppit
sees a rainbow in the sky
MOTHER NATURE IS GAY
SHE DID NOT π
mother nature accepts all man, just eat the rainbow like skittles tells you to
just barf
rainbow puke...
once we were in london and there was a pride bike race and she filmed it to put on her story
its so crazy how i was called gay as an insult in like middle school too, and like looking back on it now its so crazy like bruh
and bcs i love my mum and dont want her to get shat on by other bigot realtives
what were my classmates even on abt π
i made sure she knew it was for pride
and she told my dad
and they just like
started hating on the bikers
She thinks white ppl are dirty so she cleaned the house when she found out i was there bro
π
This is the first and last time i will experience racism in my life
what in the world
wait thatβs so funny
its hilarious
my grandma saw that a sikh worked in the kitchen when we took her to eat out and she felt like she might throw up
when you visit a white person house
And whats worse is when she found out i was in her house (i had left but she found pics) her mom stole her phone to call me
