gacha-gang

[glad portal]

on my phone, hsr takes 8.79 gb
prsk is 4.28 gb
bd is 3.23 gb

[small geode]

Have you tried actually downloading it and or does it prevent you from downloading

[glad portal]

then i have a bunch of other apps

[tidal garden]

I havent touched Star Rail yet but gonna try

[small geode]

it'll work

[tidal garden]

Goofy abhhhhhhhhhh

[small geode]

I have the exact phone as u, my storage is upto 120 GB filled

[glad portal]

imagine having so much storage

i dont even reach 60

why does your discord fill so much space

mines only 585 mb

[small geode]

Wait yeah

[tidal garden]

I literally have no clue why it does that

[small geode]

Click Clear Cache on your discord

In the image you posted, click on discord

[misty sandal]

sheesh

[small geode]

And then click Clear Cache

[misty sandal]

[glad portal]

hi prua

[misty sandal]

hi mic

[tidal garden]

Hello Wanderer person now Welt Person

[misty sandal]

LMAO

you actually noticed that

😭

[glad portal]

wow

[tidal garden]

Alhaitham person now Tingyun person

[glad portal]

eh

good enough

i havent had my hthm layout in forever

[signal bobcat]

https://tenor.com/bT0MW.gif

[signal bobcat]

its finally warm enough fro me to wear shorts now my god

it feels kinda odd ngl

[stable mason]

i have 256 gb

helep

[tidal garden]

what phone

[signal bobcat]

https://twitter.com/privecyno/status/1657727930200457219?s=20

violet (@privecyno)

why is paimon screaming when SHE CAN FLY

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Twitter · May 14, 2023, 12:41 PM

[tidal garden]

https://tenor.com/view/reisen-vidya-bros-duto-janny-touhou-gif-20803549

[signal bobcat]

whats DoT stand for

[glad portal]

dmg over time

[signal bobcat]

ooh so like the wind shear and stuff

[glad portal]

yes

[misty sandal]

mmm fishy

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-star-rail-star-rail-honkai-hsr-qingque-gif-9152880339000368698

[buoyant spruce]

spams skill until I get celestial jade only to make 298 dmg

[stable mason]

iphone 13 promax

[misty sandal]

oh it's lye

[stable mason]

i only have that much bc i go to concerts a lot

and record a lot

[stable mason]

sorry </3

[misty sandal]

nonono you don't need to be sorry

[stable mason]

wh

are you grabb ing me

[misty sandal]

yes

[tidal garden]

https://tenor.com/view/sussy-nyanners-gif-24854248

[stable mason]

let me gO

[misty sandal]

[stable mason]

bro i was supposed to make 25 platters

[buoyant spruce]

iPhone 😂😂😂😂

[stable mason]

that hasnt happened yet

[misty sandal]

25???

[glad portal]

A-0P9G9ZE IF0R7 07R8 S9SHNS

[misty sandal]

new code

[stable mason]

mothers day

[misty sandal]

oh shit

[buoyant spruce]

oh wait..

[glad portal]

did you forget

well

[buoyant spruce]

it's mother's day?

[glad portal]

mario day was mothers day in england

[misty sandal]

I'm british

[stable mason]

mothers day but usa

[glad portal]

ya

[shut wren]

mfw star rail crashes whenever I enter a combat

[glad portal]

L

[misty sandal]

train crashed mid battle so true

[buoyant spruce]

why does the exp book runs out so quickly wtf

[misty sandal]

[glad portal]

i mean

thats how it is LOL

farm for it

[stable mason]

i hate being a baker

its funny bc im an ex decorator

[stable mason]

and my@coworkwrs want me bacj

[glad portal]

LOL

[stable mason]

tbf i only transferred roles bc our decorator manager was awful

but shes gone now

[glad portal]

pokemon

[stable mason]

so maybe ill come back….

[buoyant spruce]

deatg

[glad portal]

oh

[signal bobcat]

tortie

[stable mason]

fight them all

[buoyant spruce]

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ajax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glad portal]

just got every chest in jarilo

https://twitter.com/choco095000/status/1657721400365400064?s=20

шока 🤍 (@choco095000)

🤔

#Kaveh #Alhaitham

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Twitter · May 14, 2023, 12:15 PM

imagine if

[misty sandal]

CUTIE

[buoyant spruce]

chest exploration..................................

[signal bobcat]

brown hair kaveh

we need that compass in starrail

[glad portal]

you do not

[signal bobcat]

some of the chests are way too good at blending in the environment

[glad portal]

the map is tiny, you are limited to certain areas, and if your excuse is "it was right there and i missed it" thats your fault

[misty sandal]

that's why I kept circulating the map until I noticed something

[glad portal]

BODHI EYES OPEN

[signal bobcat]

im blind okay

[buoyant spruce]

exploration pain in the donkey........

[glad portal]

pani tin ha ss

[signal bobcat]

its ok tortie you can say ass here

[buoyant spruce]

OH WAIT LOMAO

[glad portal]

you can ass and shit

ass shit

[buoyant spruce]

it's been a while............

[glad portal]

but thers certain phrases u cant say

[signal bobcat]

i can tell

[glad portal]

ok gonna try floor 14 :3 hehe

[glad portal]

i forgot to attach the image.

[misty sandal]

14 ALREADY??

[glad portal]

people have reached moc

[buoyant spruce]

Wh..

[misty sandal]

ah shit I still need to do 12

[glad portal]

i am BEHIND

eh..

[buoyant spruce]

I just unlocked FH.......

[glad portal]

ehg...

ehg,g,,g,

[rotund roost]

jesus

[signal bobcat]

bruh

im still on like 9 or smtn

[buoyant spruce]

imaginary 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[misty sandal]

ykw might as well try 12 and see if I can complete

hhhh may need to separate my shielder and healer for this

sorry gepard and natasha ):

[glad portal]

GIRRRLLLLSS

GIIIIRRRRRLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSS

• that one kid

[rotund roost]

WOMEN 😍😍😍

and bailu......

[misty sandal]

sometimes I kinda wish I could get bailu

[rotund roost]

shes good af tbh

[misty sandal]

would help having two healers instead of one

[rotund roost]

u can use fire trailblazer

[crude shadow]

I'll try to get 100 pulls saved before the Jing Yuan banner

[rotund roost]

GOD DAMN

[crude shadow]

I've seen someone with 23k so it's not much compared to that

[rotund roost]

WHAT!??!?!?!?

HOW MUCH MONEY DO THEY HAVE

did they cheat, grind, or spend money 😭

[shut wren]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-cash-money-gif-11307903

[rotund roost]

FR

[crude shadow]

Grind

[rotund roost]

how is that possible

[crude shadow]

They played longer than me I guess

[rotund roost]

GAME ONLY BEEN OUT FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS

[glad portal]

pyra explained the exact one youre looking for right after craigs msg

MY NATASHA JUST GOT ONE SHOTTED

[shut wren]

not an ounce of sleep was had, apparently

[rotund roost]

LMAOOOO

[glad portal]

rip nat

[shut wren]

bruh moment right there

[buoyant spruce]

addiction

is the key to get more warps

[glad portal]

sobs

[buoyant spruce]

step 1: don't sleep until ur physically unable to
step 2: rich
step 3: profit

or just spend money

[crude shadow]

[signal bobcat]

dont do that pls

[buoyant spruce]

I'm sane enough

[solemn bloom]

Wha-

[rotund roost]

u mean insane

[buoyant spruce]

WAIT I MEAN THAT IM SANE EBOUGH TO NOT DO IT

[glad portal]

sniffles

[buoyant spruce]

I have a life.............. 😭😭😭😭😭

[rotund roost]

ohh

[crude shadow]

What does soft pity mean

[glad portal]

chance of a 5* increases by a bit

[abstract orchid]

when you start hitting 70 to 80 pulls

[solemn bloom]

22009💀

[glad portal]

75 is soft pity

NOOO MY TINGYUN DIED

anyway 💀

DIEEEEEE

[coral mural]

damn change your username

[glad portal]

shut up

change your pfp

🥺

[stable mason]

what the ish

[coral mural]

we've made a choice now go fight against your fate

[stable mason]

a customer just yelled at me and my manager

abt th price of her cake

????

[glad portal]

LOL

[rotund roost]

oh yeah about those light cone fragments for the forgotten hall

which is the best light cone to buy

or does it depend on my characters

[glad portal]

depends on who you h

yea

who do you have

pens

[rotund roost]

uhhh

seele, bailu, dan heng, yanquing, welt

those r the ones i play most

and have lvled up most

[glad portal]

um ok

hold on

im beating up gepard

[rotund roost]

as u should

actually as u shouldnt he doesnt deserve that

[glad portal]

GEPARD KILLED MY NAT ASHA

[rotund roost]

nvm he does deserve it

[glad portal]

WAAAAHH

WAAAHH

[rotund roost]

HOW DO U DO 11K DMG

[glad portal]

bronya

mc stronk

[coral mural]

ok but where's your sushang

[glad portal]

in my inventory

i have every 4*

[coral mural]

i'll trash her

[rotund roost]

im missing two

[glad portal]

who

[rotund roost]

sampo and arlan

[buoyant spruce]

u can get arlan?

[rotund roost]

i never get the characters i like in gacha games bro

yeah

[glad portal]

i odnt think im gonna win

[rotund roost]

idk what he does

LMAOOOO

[buoyant spruce]

bailu carry

[misty sandal]

he uses hp with his attacks

as in

[rotund roost]

bro i did the same thing earlier today and himeko saved my ass so hard

[misty sandal]

he takes away his hp and uses it to damage his opponents

[glad portal]

i dont have himeko

🥺

[rotund roost]

me neither she was a support

[rotund roost]

interesting

[glad portal]

im gonna die

oh

[rotund roost]

isnt that what blade is gonna do as well

[glad portal]

this is FH

[rotund roost]

when he gets released

[glad portal]

not . weekly

[coral mural]

lmao rip

[glad portal]

that didnt work

time to never touch this floor again

snezes

[coral mural]

rip you

[rotund roost]

😭

nooo bailu

[glad portal]

for a second i thought gushy sent the sob emote and i was like

he would never

in that context

this ones good for qq

no i didntmemorize what path everyones in

[rotund roost]

made a jing yuan bot. hes way too formal bro

[glad portal]

what type is yq

[rotund roost]

ice

hunt

[glad portal]

yes i meant path

what path is welt

[rotund roost]

uhhh

nihility

i think i have yqs 4* special card

like the one with his face on it

[glad portal]

i mean this is okay for yq

can you show me all your characs

youre probably sleeping on good ones

[rotund roost]

yeah ill have to go on honkai

one sec

[glad portal]

pelplalsease call hsr star rail and Not honkai 😭

honkai has always referred to hi3

[coral mural]

i'm playing honkai rn

(ggz)

[glad portal]

💀💀💀💀💀

[rotund roost]

welt, seele, yanqing, bailu, march, dan heng, asta, herta, serval, natasha, pela, hook, qingque, tingyun, sushang

[glad portal]

theres like. barely any destruction lcs but this is good for mc

[rotund roost]

yeah thats what i use

when im using destruction mc

[glad portal]

this is ok for ty, but theres better

[glad portal]

also hope you are not ignoring this

[rotund roost]

yeah

[glad portal]

ok bc u didnt acknowledge its existent, just like my irls-

/hj

[rotund roost]

😭 im sorry!!

i read it and was like "ok"

i didnt think about responding

[glad portal]

u have to respond or no ones gonna know u saw it

or youre being rude and deliberately ignoring it

[rotund roost]

nooo

i just forgot

[glad portal]

pinches you

[rotund roost]

should i use tingyun as like a replacement for bronya

[glad portal]

YOU HAVE BRONUYA?

[rotund roost]

NOOO

[glad portal]

oh

[rotund roost]

LOL

[glad portal]

i literally went back to the list and reread everything 💀

[rotund roost]

😭

[glad portal]

bron and ty work differently

[rotund roost]

bc ik shes a good buffer

[glad portal]

u want both

[rotund roost]

they do?

[glad portal]

yes lmfao

[rotund roost]

i didnt know 😭

[glad portal]

bronya buffs depend on her cd, ty based on her atk

[rotund roost]

i think i used ty like once

oo i see

[glad portal]

and ty only increases atk + gives energy to ally when she uses ult

bronya increases cd + atk to everyone

and her skill increases atk

and debuffs

you want this on bronya

wtf

[rotund roost]

how!!!

[glad portal]

i have friends

[rotund roost]

u right

i should add my uid to the pin

but i just closed hsr

[glad portal]

i memorized mine

its easy

[rotund roost]

wow

i dont even have my phone number memorized

[glad portal]

a 6, three 0's, one 20, the flamechasers, 8

[misty sandal]

and that's 12 done

[glad portal]

https://twitter.com/kavehkawaii/status/1657575790886924288?s=20

西風🌱🏛🔃❌垢 (@kavehkawaii)

ルムメ組対称美学:新スタンプはカーヴェが左利きに可能性が高いと判明。彼は左手でメラックを持つ、髪の左側だけ綺麗に三編みを編んでいるし、付け羽も左側も証拠。左利きは右脳派で芸術的でセンスがいい、感情表現が豊かで独自の感性で美を表現できると言われた。有名な芸術家にも左利きは多い。(1/2)

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1249

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301

Twitter · May 14, 2023, 2:37 AM

[glad portal]

YIPEPE

[glad portal]

how did i miss the fact that he drank with his left hand

[signal bobcat]

cause you were too distracted by his pretty face

[glad portal]

YORUE SO RIGHT

[rotund roost]

is he left handed

[glad portal]

yes

as seen in the first image

[rotund roost]

bros a cutie

[glad portal]

https://tenor.com/view/kaveh-gif-27578197

fun fact

hes depressed

🥺

[signal bobcat]

im still not used to that emoji

[glad portal]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[rotund roost]

very real

[alpine rain]

@lyric fiber is new catgirl genshin char an...

EXPY

[glad portal]

no

[alpine rain]

Ye ik

[glad portal]

both to the word and in general

oh

now they can hold hands

https://twitter.com/hkvimpact/status/1657680903840350208?s=20

🍄 (@hkvimpact)

#haikaveh

i will never understand the EN localization team’s choice to translate 「相互知根知底」, an idiom to mean “know one another inside out/intimately/thoroughly” (literally meaning to know the roots and depths of a person) to “kaveh is a familiar face”😭

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286

Twitter · May 14, 2023, 9:35 AM

@stable mason @misty sandal they are real

https://twitter.com/tinartss/status/1657739633516756993?s=20

tin (@tinartss)

taps mic i have done some thinking #kaveh

Likes

1008

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242

Twitter · May 14, 2023, 1:28 PM

[coral mural]

bro why did the artist tap mic

what did mic do

[glad portal]

excist

[coral mural]

invented a new -ist

[misty sandal]

so true

[stable mason]

why were you tapped :(

but they did a thought .

[glad portal]

welt yang

[coral mural]

i thought that was alhaitham

welt haitham

[signal bobcat]

cat welt

[glad portal]

https://twitter.com/imtmcomics/status/1657640482904875009?s=20

imtm (@imtmcomics)

#スターレイル
元気いっぱいのおじちゃん！

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8707

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1974

Twitter · May 14, 2023, 6:54 AM

WITNESS THE STARS SHATTER BEFORE YOU

"frickity frack ibroke my back"

TIL

[stable mason]

i squealed

[stable mason]

literally the best feature

[frail galleon]

not really

just remember where you killed it already

[glad portal]

?

is this sarcasm

[frail galleon]

there's always only 1

[glad portal]

this is a joke right

[frail galleon]

also number of chests isn't the correct one

[glad portal]

cuz u do realize not everyone can remember . right,

[frail galleon]

it doesn't count enemy guarded ones

[glad portal]

me

[frail galleon]

not my problem

[glad portal]

??

why are you so rude?? like genuinely

😭 wtf

[frail galleon]

I'm not

How tf is that rude

[glad portal]

ok then i'll just deal it my way

[misty sandal]

probably just tone being misread

[glad portal]

aint no way

cuz bro is def being rude

doesnt matter anymore anyawy

[stable mason]

hi mic

im on my break

[glad portal]

hi lye

[signal bobcat]

move on

[stable mason]

i got my silly food

[glad portal]

breaks your bones

[stable mason]

and my silly drink

jokes on you

[glad portal]

oh

[stable mason]

my spine is already breaking on its own

[glad portal]

WHAT HAPPENED

[frail galleon]

wtf deleting my shush

[stable mason]

I THOUGHT I TOLD U

if u forgor tis oki

[misty sandal]

bc it's not really nice in context

if we wanna move on, we don't do that

[frail galleon]

It's the same as any other mouth sound

nvm

[stable mason]

eating in my car is both nice but horrible bc jts so hot out

[signal bobcat]

what is happening to lye's back

[misty sandal]

lye is getting old

[glad portal]

so basically once upon a time

[stable mason]

so like theres an extra bone thats shoving my spine & hips out

[glad portal]

in a galaxy far far away

yeah

[stable mason]

and my spine is close to snap snap

[glad portal]

oh

i knew about the extra bone

[stable mason]

the extra bone is trolling me

[glad portal]

didnt know it was causing ur spine to crack

[stable mason]

im not wearing a back brace, i start physical therapy soon + theyre gonna try to schedule me an MRI asap

as for the future we will know later

[signal bobcat]

thats concerning

https://twitter.com/pun_rii/status/1657723111679336449?s=20

P• (🔶&👹) (@pun_rii)

😅 #cyno #Tighnari #Collei

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Twitter · May 14, 2023, 12:22 PM

[stable mason]

perks: i no longer have to lift up anything at work

gotta make everyone lift & grab stuff for me 🥺☝️

[stable mason]

tighnari please dont scare the gal

[signal bobcat]

TIGHNARI????

[glad portal]

U MEAN CYNO ? ? ?

[signal bobcat]

😭

how did you even confuse between the two what

[stable mason]

i meant cyno

[glad portal]

LOLLLLLLL

[stable mason]

i think the heat is getting to me

..

[glad portal]

i should do the story tbh

[stable mason]

do NOT work on holidays

[astral field]

https://twitter.com/HoYoLAB_Mimo/status/1653006354599284739?cxt=HHwWhsDUlbCh1PAtAAAA

HoYoLAB (@HoYoLAB_Mimo)

"Meow Meow Meow !? "

Big applause to HoYoLAB user @pun_rii for the outstanding illustration!

https://t.co/Jt8J37eyeS

#HoYoLAB #GenshinImpact #Kirara

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Twitter · May 1, 2023, 12:00 PM

[alpine rain]

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

she the only thing motivating me to grind genshin rn

[glad portal]

@misty sandal @stable mason https://twitter.com/sakutalog/status/1657777986953969664?s=20

さくた (@sakutalog)

昔してもらって嬉しかったことを🏛️にしてみる🌱　※付き合ってるカヴェアル

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430

Twitter · May 14, 2023, 4:00 PM

[signal bobcat]

oh my god

[glad portal]

basically kaveh announces hes home, hthm notices he looks exhausted and says 'wecome home/back' with his arms out

and kvhs like "what! a hug?"

i think

and hthms like "mm.." and idk what kvhs saying on the other thing

but 🥺 its bc hthms granny did this to him when he was younger

https://twitter.com/nya_Deko/status/1657675258441203712?s=20

🌸✨DEKO✨🌸BLOSSOM SAMURAI (@nya_Deko)

Kaveh blonde, brunette or dark hair?

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Twitter · May 14, 2023, 9:12 AM

[solemn bloom]

@astral field OMG MAPLE I GOT IT

TODAY MY LUCK IS SO WEIRD

[signal bobcat]

yoooo

[astral field]

AYYY HAPPY GO LUCKY

[solemn bloom]

OMG I ALSO LOST 50 50 AND GOT JEAN

[solemn bloom]

TYSM HOPE YA GET THIS FOR UR XIAO TOO

[misty sandal]

[clear shard]

Nice

[solemn bloom]

Guys if u ever feel unlucky, then just remember i exist and i have never won 50 50

[signal bobcat]

me until yesterday

[glad portal]

uki existed

[stable mason]

bro going thru a hair phase

just like me

[glad portal]

when did you start

[stable mason]

i really wanna dye my hair

[glad portal]

@jaunty moth did you start 1.0 genshin

[glad portal]

eats it

[stable mason]

???

[clear shard]

Lost my first 50/50 quit genshin

Ur doing better than me

[coral mural]

idk if anyone can start 1.0 genshin today

[stable mason]

i did

[coral mural]

ok name 1 thing from 1.0 genshin

[stable mason]

the

[glad portal]

120 resin

[coral mural]

damn lye is a casual

[glad portal]

[stable mason]

yeah exactly

get good

[glad portal]

theres one more thing lye

in 1.0

regarding the event

[stable mason]

i lied sorry

[glad portal]

you lyed

[stable mason]

i started during klee’s first banner

i lyed :(

[glad portal]

THATS 1.0

💀💀💀💀

[stable mason]

wait it was

…

erm

[coral mural]

sHE beLIEveD

[stable mason]

awkward actually!

[frail galleon]

My brain can't really think about anything else apart from 120 res

[stable mason]

okay confession after a week i quit genshin

[glad portal]

wow

[stable mason]

and then came back during xiao’s first banner

[glad portal]

1.3

[coral mural]

casual

[stable mason]

i dodnt know how to wish thats why i was mad

LOL

i forgor

[glad portal]

1.0 had the stars event right

[stable mason]

THE SKY IS FAKE

[glad portal]

that was the only event where u had to spend resin to get the rewards

[coral mural]

yea i think

[frail galleon]

Wasn't that 1.1?

[coral mural]

us, when hoyo promises to never use resin again for events: "omg hoyo is a good company-"
years later, after experiencing anni & dehya & no endgame:

[stable mason]

whats dehya

MY AC JUST WENT COMD ASS MODE WTF

COLD

😧

my phone is bow lagging vc of the heat

[glad portal]

DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THIS

WHEN DID THEY STOP THIS SHIT

[stable mason]

i remember that

[coral mural]

because these rewards went into events instead

[glad portal]

ok nevermind the stars event wasnt here

it was the crucible thing

i did that event ONCE cuz i didnt know what was going on

[stable mason]

yeah i thibk stars event was 1:1

1.1

[frail galleon]

Ye the star event was 1.1

[stable mason]

yis

[glad portal]

this image so nostalgic

i can almost smell it

[stable mason]

klee 4* barbara 5*

[frail galleon]

The only stream I watched fully

[coral mural]

bro can smell fantasy china

[glad portal]

WHILE ITS WARM

[astral field]

1.1

[stable mason]

good days

[astral field]

Good days indeed

[coral mural]

what happened to genshin since then
i remember like it was yesterday that we had new details on fontaine

[astral field]

I still remember the 2.0 hype

God

[frail galleon]

2.0 leaks

That was huge

[astral field]

Yea

[jaunty moth]

uh idk

[jaunty moth]

I started October 13th

I think 13th

[frail galleon]

I even remember that there was a fake leaked electro character for inazuma

Still don't know who made it

[glad portal]

i cant believ you started honkai before it released

[glad portal]

ok but when did you start genshin

[astral field]

Started on 1.0 gang

[glad portal]

ral

real

[astral field]

😎

[frail galleon]

I'm still sad I didn't get festering desire to r5

[clear shard]

Wish that were me

[glad portal]

???????????

today on why the great gatsby is not great at all

first of all he was a jerk and treated women like objects

second of all he shouldve just given up and stop pining for a taken women

he was only great because of his wealthy

[solemn bloom]

In total i lost 3 50/50 and never won any

[glad portal]

ok i meant what version you started but that doesnt matter

[solemn bloom]

Wow i would really do that if it were zhongli's banner, im just coping till i get his banner

[glad portal]

uki started in like oct 2020 and only won his first 50/50 this year

[solemn bloom]

Omg i started in 2022 jan then took a long break

[signal bobcat]

i started in september 21 and won a 50/50 yesterday for the first time

[glad portal]

i won my first 5050 in 1.3

[frail galleon]

Damn

I guess I have a lot more luck than all of u

[glad portal]

1.0: lost to jean, then got venti in the same 10 pull at 2 pity
1.1: rolled on childe, lost 50/50 to qiqi
1.2: skipped
1.3: xiao was guaranteed, and then i got xiao again. and then xiao again.

[clear shard]

Damn

[frail galleon]

I won like 3 50/50 at the start

[solemn bloom]

This reminds me, ik this guy who literally won his first 4 50/50

Like bro he bribed hoyo

[glad portal]

LOL

[tidal garden]

@coral mural @steel parcel something is very wrong with her face

[coral mural]

bruh

[solemn bloom]

NAH THE FIRST ONE IS LUCKY

[glad portal]

that was the only time i ever got a double 5* in a 10 pull

[solemn bloom]

Omg my luckiest one would be gettin qiqi at 20 pity in standard banner and gettin xiao's weapon from standard banner

[glad portal]

die

[stable mason]

the only 50/50 i ever lost was uhh

hu tao’s first banner and itto’s first banner

… and kazuha x2

[abstract orchid]

https://twitter.com/h3arts4emu/status/1657590216671019008?s=46&t=_Ck71jGVF3JLBtQ77d56og

kel / nene ✧ | nene brainrot (@h3arts4emu)

genshin peaked at inazuma its fallen off since then

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Twitter · May 14, 2023, 3:34 AM

Ive been laughing for 10 minutes

https://twitter.com/h3arts4emu/status/1657592311361028096?s=46&t=_Ck71jGVF3JLBtQ77d56og

kel / nene ✧ | nene brainrot (@h3arts4emu)

@mmjhonamis THE ARCHON QUEST IS SO BORING WDYMMMMM

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Twitter · May 14, 2023, 3:42 AM

Literally have u read anything

[glad portal]

inazuma wasnt BAD but it wasnt GOOD

[tidal garden]

Genshin Idol event where Barbruh shines when

[glad portal]

it was BORING

[abstract orchid]

Its not abt inazuma

[glad portal]

never

[abstract orchid]

The way they think sumeru aq is boring

[tidal garden]

Inazuma in general is SNOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEE

[abstract orchid]

Like huh

[steel parcel]

Wtf happened to you kal'tsit

[misty sandal]

they clearly didn't play the same sumeru

[abstract orchid]

https://twitter.com/h3arts4emu/status/1657593112057790464?s=46&t=_Ck71jGVF3JLBtQ77d56og

kel / nene ✧ | nene brainrot (@h3arts4emu)

@WainyIsCool No its just a bunch of NOTHING

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Twitter · May 14, 2023, 3:46 AM

💀💀💀💀💀

Bro

[frail galleon]

I wonder when the archon quest was interesting then

[glad portal]

atp id just ignore

[abstract orchid]

We literally had a big lore drop

[glad portal]

its not our fault they didnt read

[tidal garden]

she's just happy, nothing wrong side from the new scar she has on her left eye

[abstract orchid]

Yeah

😭😭😭

[steel parcel]

And her fangs

[tidal garden]

yes

[signal bobcat]

uhh kaveh

you okay there

[signal bobcat]

10k likes on taht tweet i will burn this fandom to the ground

[misty sandal]

10k of those people are forgettable

[signal bobcat]

what sort of a goddamn choke hold does one booba sword have one these people man

cause i promise you

[clear shard]

Genshin peaked when I played it it's fallen off since then

[small geode]

It was going well till they mentioned Sumeru aq was ass

[signal bobcat]

no one rememberes shit abt inazuma outside of ei's booba sword

[misty sandal]

sumeru has had more of an impact on me than any other region thus far

it's weird bc you have a lot more people praising how the far the quests have gone now

[glad portal]

im gonna beat cocolia without a healer (abundance path) out of spite

[misty sandal]

not listening to the loud minority at this rate

[tidal garden]

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEE Inazuma SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEE

[signal bobcat]

exactly

[astral field]

https://twitter.com/pun_rii/status/1654799636379615244?cxt=HHwWmIDSzY7gg_ctAAAA

P• (🔶&👹) (@pun_rii)

😅 #xiao #zhongli #yanqing #jingyuan

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Twitter · May 6, 2023, 10:45 AM

[tidal garden]

Inazuma:

Ayaka: most waited character to finally be playable.
Thoma: Pyro Shielder
Yoimiya: fireworks go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Raiden: Booba sword
Yae: gets shipped to Ei out of nowhere
Sara: Raiden's biggest simp
Gorou: Geo buffer
Kokomi: Who?

what else am I missing?

[small geode]

https://tenor.com/view/itto-itto-arataki-arataki-itto-punch-genshin-impact-gif-24394458

the goat

thats who youre missing

[earnest trout]

Heizou too

[tidal garden]

both arent in a archon quest though but alright

[signal bobcat]

and kazuha technically but ye

[misty sandal]

his story quest is sick tho

[signal bobcat]

yk im glad itto wasnt in smtn as mid as the inazuma aq

[earnest trout]

I was wondering why you were missing several characters lolll

[tidal garden]

so true

the topic was just the archon quest and the characters involved

did most of the story quest still didnt make a dent on Inazuma's story in general?

🙂

[misty sandal]

serval ends cocolia live

[solemn bloom]

I shouldn't have spent money to genshin

[tidal garden]

dont spend money on gacha games in general

stay f2p

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/810823423924109342/1031926582962552862/F33E8AFB-AE46-4706-A951-AF76843A10AC.gif

[glad portal]

https://twitter.com/sundaejck/status/1657760663392124931?s=20

sundae_jack (@sundaejck)

Everyday I'm reminded that I painted Kaeya as that one bird from Rio

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Twitter · May 14, 2023, 2:51 PM

[signal bobcat]

STOP

OH MY GOD

[solemn bloom]

yeah it was a bad idea tho that I just realized

[solemn bloom]

reminds me of kaeya

[signal bobcat]

THATS BEAUTIFUL

it is

[solemn bloom]

comparing my experience with dlc and genshin 30 day primo passes

dlc felt more fun. The 30 day primo was a bit fun too but lets be real, the pulls needs to be in a certain amount to actually get the character

I'm not complaining tho

I did enjoy genshin... when I got wanderer, that is

[tidal garden]

at least it isnt bad as FGO pull rates

[solemn bloom]

so it's like "I have to get a certain character or hours so that it could be fun"

which leans on the bad side

[solemn bloom]

yeah at least genshin has chances

[glad portal]

the comments are saying sumeru lore solos, but it really isnt compared to what the Hell Is Going On With Mondo

[solemn bloom]

but compare genshin 30 day primo yet u can only pull for like 9 3* weapons and a 4* character/weapon vs a $5.00 dlc of Vergil in DMC V

[glad portal]

like yes, irminsul and deshret lore is nice

and esp how irminsul is super important

[tidal garden]

"The Dragon was mean and then, he was nice."

• Sun Tzu

[glad portal]

but youve got crazy shit going on in mond thats hidden

[solemn bloom]

thank god I got seele in hsr

I keep on getting himeko right after her but at least e2 himeko be good af with seele

[tidal garden]

every lore in each country is amazing

[solemn bloom]

genshin?

[tidal garden]

yeah

[solemn bloom]

I uh, I really dont read lore

reason being is because it's too extensive

[tidal garden]

Hell even the rushed shit that is Inazuma is good as well if you just ignore the fact the Archon Quest even exist

[solemn bloom]

with the inclusion of heavenly pillars and

"FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE"

[glad portal]

all is good, but some are better

thats the whole point of the tweet

venti's still the most suspicious archon

[solemn bloom]

no but like, how can you explain it to a newbie when the entire lore starts at gun girl z?

[glad portal]

@misty sandal @stable mason https://twitter.com/may___mui/status/1657689643968770048?s=20

め➰い (@may___mui)

#haikaveh
アルカヴェ🌱🏛

「あい」

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Twitter · May 14, 2023, 10:09 AM

[solemn bloom]

so like ggz then honkai impact then genshin and then wait.. hsr? but where does that fit in? is it an alternate reality?

[tidal garden]

Genshin needs a new collab and it has to be him 🗣️

[polar lily]

😭😭😭

[solemn bloom]

because someone told me, welt is in hsr and himeko is there but its an alternate himeko and stuffs like that because idk original died?

I guess?

idk lore too much but that's all I remember with welto mano

[tidal garden]

HI3 and Star Rail are different

[solemn bloom]

but it is honkai

and welt is in it

[tidal garden]

even the characters from Impact is different from Star Rail

[solemn bloom]

now this is confusing af

[glad portal]

Bro just call hi3 honkai

[solemn bloom]

alternate dimensions

mashing universes

[glad portal]

Honkai has ALWAYS referred to hi3

[solemn bloom]

yeah me know but like

where's honkai impact 1 and 2?

[tidal garden]

HI3 has that multiverse tree or something

hell, Dvalin got a cameo in HI3

[solemn bloom]

yeah I know, someone told me about that and I thought it's Yggdrasil

[glad portal]

Hsr himeko is a different world/variant of hi3 himeko, welt COMES FROM the hi3 world, but he and VA traveled out

[solemn bloom]

ik because hi3 also featured fischl

[glad portal]

Hsr and hi3 are the same universe different world, teyvat is a bubble universe

[tidal garden]

huh!?!?!?

[glad portal]

Fischl is NOT canon to hi3

[solemn bloom]

and hoyoverse keeps calling fischl a collab... "collab" you mean extensive lore?

[tidal garden]

Same universe!?!?!?

[misty sandal]

nah it

it's a collab

[solemn bloom]

see this is where it gets confusing

[tidal garden]

just a collab

[stable mason]

becomes sad

[glad portal]

Game dev otto is NOT canon to hi3 lore

[solemn bloom]

I like my lore simple

much more memorable

[stable mason]

oh god

[solemn bloom]

but I do play hsr because kewl graphics

[stable mason]

otto talk

someone bring out noah

[solemn bloom]

not this otto again

[stable mason]

im at work i cant defend itto

otto

[glad portal]

Fischl NOR keqing has never been out of teyvat, they don't even know about the honkai

Itto

[misty sandal]

maybe you could defend both

[solemn bloom]

itto... otto.. what's next, utto?

[misty sandal]

no

[solemn bloom]

yes

[stable mason]

in bot defebding itto

he can stay crazy

[solemn bloom]

but really all this confusing shit is the only reason I stray away from hoyo lore

[stable mason]

^_^^

im going derabged

i hatee my job

[solemn bloom]

I hope u not I.T.

[glad portal]

Shes not

[solemn bloom]

oh good

you'll be in deeper hell if so

[glad portal]

Like i said, same universe different worlds

[solemn bloom]

yeah

[glad portal]

Its just extremely extended in the imaginary tree

[solemn bloom]

like same universe

but just different galaxies

[glad portal]

Basically yeah

[stable mason]

same thing different font

[solemn bloom]

still the lore is mindboggling

like who did who

[glad portal]

Its the same honkai universe, but teyvat included its called the honkaiverse

[stable mason]

im on the ladder

[solemn bloom]

what they became after

what happened on this

[glad portal]

Don't fall

[solemn bloom]

how this happened

[tidal garden]

Hoyo on their way to make a goofy sudden collab of Star Rail and Impact 3rd

[glad portal]

The Collab is welt yang

[tidal garden]

if that even ehappened for shits and giggles

[solemn bloom]

it's like every single character has their own deep rabbit hole of lore

[stable mason]

i will

im not supoosed to lift anything

[solemn bloom]

I dont mind that if I have a bigger free time from my life

[stable mason]

but nobody is here but me

[polar lily]

that's what makes it good

[solemn bloom]

what I do like about hsr is their designs

genshin, some of their designs are ok for most part

I do love itto's design

and juanderer's design

[glad portal]

Juanderer..

[stable mason]

i

juanderer

😭

[glad portal]

[stable mason]

made me giggle

[solemn bloom]

yeah, I named him Juanderer

[glad portal]

LMAO

[misty sandal]

you want something that's deep in lore for a character to feel connected and significant in the first place

[glad portal]

Me when genshin doesnt do a very good job at that

[misty sandal]

sometimes simple doesn't always cut it

[solemn bloom]

yeah Thats why I liked some characters such as itto and seele

[glad portal]

And has everything hidden in tiny shit and books or limited events

[polar lily]

he does look like a Juan

[solemn bloom]

Juanderer, not as much but its as good as welt's

[solemn bloom]

Inded, I always stand near a balcony before leaving genshin

it was a joking matter in between my friend group but like it grew on me to do so

[stable mason]

my fave character is dimitri but he is a knight and otto but box

[solemn bloom]

what I love

about hsr

is auto play

you see, farming sucks

[stable mason]

mic: tells me not to fall

me: trips off the ladder instead

[solemn bloom]

but with auto play

[glad portal]

https://twitter.com/micake16/status/1657159996797337601?s=20

mic | TIMELY WELT DOODLE (@micake16)

Difference in model between welt yang (apho) and welt yang (hsr)

a thread, in which welt lacks

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Twitter · May 12, 2023, 11:05 PM

[solemn bloom]

I can fall asleep and let them do the work

[glad portal]

Read this tweet about weltnyang design

[misty sandal]

nyang

[solemn bloom]

wait

[misty sandal]

welt cat

[glad portal]

Definitely not written by me

[stable mason]

who is welt

[solemn bloom]

why does welt look like..

hoyoverse ceo?

[stable mason]

his blonde friend is hot

[glad portal]

Thats bc da wei likes welt

[polar lily]

i was talking about people but thats fine too ig

[glad portal]

Wei dyed his hair

To become welt

[frail galleon]

only bad thing in auto play is how it uses ults on 1 enemy that is 2%hp

[stable mason]

and i like welt’s friend

[solemn bloom]

no wonder they made welt a god

[solemn bloom]

it's fine for me

I'm just farming items

nothing special

[misty sandal]

but thing is it's more useful on enemies that still have more hp left

[stable mason]

guys i wanna kiss void archives ( negative )

[frail galleon]

ye but that makes it play a cutscene

[solemn bloom]

yeah but if u let the bot play seele

[glad portal]

Guys i wanna kiss su (heavily)

[solemn bloom]

and ur seele be like lvl 50 with her signature card

[frail galleon]

shockers

[solemn bloom]

yknow it's hell to the enemies

[glad portal]

BABY

[misty sandal]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/bccc1077bf3008e369c291267ade8554/4a46adb9f67a6eca-20/s540x810/0804e318176cad0d1e42ac451d1486d49916d24e.gif

[glad portal]

SU SOLOS ALL YOUR FAVORITES

[carmine drift]

Mic

[stable mason]

im married to dr ratio

[glad portal]

Jyk

[stable mason]

i divorced VA again

[frail galleon]

sure

[carmine drift]

I’m married to Su Welt Sampo Alhaitham Kaveh Void Archives Evil Female Su Dimitri

[misty sandal]

[stable mason]

IM SORRY

[stable mason]

IM SORRY MIC

IT WONTT LET ME DELETE

HELP

[tidal garden]

aight gonna speedrun the story on my other account

[stable mason]

MY WIFI

[misty sandal]

WHAT DID YOU DO

[tidal garden]

and then sleep

[stable mason]

the silly again

mic gonna block me

[carmine drift]

Wait

Lye is a Gepard enjoyer

yipppie

[glad portal]

SCREAAAMIIINNNGGGGGGHHH

[misty sandal]

you turned him to ash...

[glad portal]

SCTRRSAAMMDDDDD

[carmine drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/865457504007356436/1106660771238264904/1683139886286414.gif

[glad portal]

SCRRRRRRRREEEERRAAAAAMMMMMSSSDZ

[solemn bloom]

there's also the common problem in every gacha game

[glad portal]

AAAAAAUAUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAUAUAAAUUAUAUAUAAUUAUAUAUAUAU

[solemn bloom]

it's called "gatekeeping"

[stable mason]

MIC????

[solemn bloom]

so imagine this

[glad portal]

I didnt EVen SAY ANYTHING BAADDDDDFD

[misty sandal]

gatekeeping is everywhere

[solemn bloom]

you like... let's say Welt

[solemn bloom]

and you wanna have fun in game

[stable mason]

see after getting gepard before welt i grew to love him

[glad portal]

WHY DO OU JATTEE MEEEE

[solemn bloom]

but game requires u to pull 300

[stable mason]

i dont jate u

[glad portal]

WAAAAAAAAHHHH

[misty sandal]

oh you mean that type

[glad portal]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[solemn bloom]

it does have an 80 pull 5* guarantee

but it gives u every other 5*

[misty sandal]

bruh I don't think that's even a problem, it just takes time

[solemn bloom]

except for welt

[misty sandal]

at least it's free

after 300

[glad portal]

Wait til bro finds out about gacha games that didnt/doesmt have a guarantee

At all

[solemn bloom]

at least it's free

but I want my game to be fun already

[glad portal]

What other gacha games did you play

[solemn bloom]

ngl

[misty sandal]

then do something about it yourself

[solemn bloom]

hsr IS ALREADY fun even without the characters u want

[frail galleon]

play something that is actually fun then

[carmine drift]

Doesn’t the 5* at 300 is a 1 time thing

[misty sandal]

yes

[solemn bloom]

something about it? I cant create luck

[carmine drift]

Like after the next 300 it’s not guranteed

[misty sandal]

but it's also permanent as long as you haven't reached it yet

I'm not saying luck

[solemn bloom]

but yeah, hsr pretty much has a solution to the gatekeeping problem genshin has

[stable mason]

guys do yall want muffins we accidentally made too many

will teleport them

[frail galleon]

yes pls

[misty sandal]

yes

[solemn bloom]

I also did fgo.. back in 2019, I played for like 10 days and I uninstalled it

[polar lily]

omg

[solemn bloom]

pulls are HORRIBLE

[stable mason]

FGO.

merlin haver tho so im winning

[solemn bloom]

fgo is ASS in pulls, but at least free game

[stable mason]

need to still by femerlin & merlin nedos

[solemn bloom]

I do hope a company last for a long time

to maintain the servers runnin

[glad portal]

The game IS fun you just keep yourself in a corner and whine and cry about not getting your fav in the first pull even tho u can choose the charac aftrt 300 pulls
Patience is key, patience is a virtue, but some of you here lack that tremendously
How are you going to learn how to deal with reality when you dont learn patience first? Take yoga, eat yogurt, eat your vegetables, drink water
Remembef that not all is lost in silly gacha games. If you cry about not getting your fav instead of telling yourself "at least theres next time", you have a poor mindset
BE BETTER

[solemn bloom]

cuz like if servers be gone...

[glad portal]

Damn that was kinda short

[solemn bloom]

progress be gone

[stable mason]

i dont wanna be better

inwanna be worse

i wanna be evil

[glad portal]

Be sorry then

[stable mason]

no .

[frail galleon]

do it

distort

[solemn bloom]

yeah it is but the point I made is about genshin and I used the wrong game as an example

[misty sandal]

[glad portal]

Dang heng

[earnest trout]

Not me crying bc I can’t get seele yet (but also telling myself there’s next time bc if I don’t my friends will bonk me over the head)

[glad portal]

Genshin sucks dont talk about that game

ALHAITHAM SOLOS YOUR FAVS

Wait

[solemn bloom]

m a n

[glad portal]

Indeed

[solemn bloom]

yeah and imagine getting his signature weapon

[stable mason]

im super evil

[frail galleon]

criticizing genshin is so much fun

[glad portal]

Me wjo lost the weaoon 5050 to pjwd :)() isngead of lofi

[stable mason]

genshin didnt give me kazuha twice

[polar lily]

truth

[solemn bloom]

I mean like we gave feedback

[glad portal]

But i havent touched genshin in a bjt after i got kaveh

[solemn bloom]

but feedback became it's own game

[polar lily]

HELP SAME

[glad portal]

THE HONKAI WILL PREVAIL

[solemn bloom]

called hsr

[glad portal]

THE HONKAI WILL PREVAIL

[solemn bloom]

Honkai sr I have no problem

[polar lily]

hsr is its own game

[solemn bloom]

they give each character their own weapon

which I love tbh

[glad portal]

Hsr has presets like honkai when

[solemn bloom]

and the fact caelus/steele can change their thingy

[glad portal]

Their path

[solemn bloom]

makes it even better

yeah path

[glad portal]

Steele

Words of steele

[misty sandal]

hsr still has lightcones you need to pull in place of that tho, like how you might not have the bis weapon but you'll always have an alternative

[glad portal]

The trash cans are made of steele

[frail galleon]

Especially cause every time you to criticize it people go apeshit.

[solemn bloom]

inded but like each path, u get different signature weapons

[solemn bloom]

big brain content

[glad portal]

Honkai: alternative weapons? Um haha um uhh
Hsr/genshin: theres lots 2 choose from :3

[solemn bloom]

in hsr u get cards

cards acts like a buff

[frail galleon]

using blue weapons in honkai isn't that bad

[glad portal]

Honkai: alternative stigma? Why of course! You can even craft them :)
Hsr/genshin: you can choose this, but this is better. Choose this one. Do it

[solemn bloom]

imagine getting a pot of greed in hsr

imagine if hoyo made a mechanic like the pot of greed

[glad portal]

Honkai/hsr: we have an endgame that resets every week and lets you get nice rewards :3 and the blessings/signet system is similar to each other
Genshin:

OH SHIT I NEED TO DO ER 😭

U get hhhhgdheg

I'll do it later

[solemn bloom]

based streamer btw

[polar lily]

completely forgot about playing genshin and hi3

[glad portal]

If i press that video, i better not see t*ctone

[solemn bloom]

oh its not him

someone even better

[misty sandal]

it's asmongold

[glad portal]

Not waychin

Who?

Whatever

[solemn bloom]

yeah

[glad portal]

No time for that

[misty sandal]

tectone is near to the end of the clip tho and it's bc he reacted to him reacting to his pulls

[polar lily]

IT CAME OUT

[glad portal]

How do i turb my tv on