gacha-gang

[astral field]

I love this gif

[misty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/nahida-nahida-genshin-dance-nahida-cats-dance-нахида-gif-27052127

[astral field]

Pyra tysm for showing me this

[misty sandal]

it's funny because wanderer's behaviour is very akin to a cat

it's np

also I have a feeling genshin picked those particular characters because of how they receive affection lol

also they tend to be on their own often, not really mingling in large groups

cats can be rather solitary at times

or maybe I'm stretching but CATS

wanderer is also depicted as a cat in the sumeru interlude archon quest so it makes the most sense for him

[signal bobcat]

keqing finally beat the fake catgirl allegations

[foggy wedge]

wait she wasn't a cat?

[misty sandal]

lmao no

[foggy wedge]

huh

[misty sandal]

her hair looks like cat ears

[foggy wedge]

no

[misty sandal]

but they aren't

dehya is also victim to this

her hair resembled cat ears but she has human ears herself too

[signal bobcat]

https://tenor.com/bKGxG.gif

[misty sandal]

look at the other characters with actual animal ears and then check to see if they have any other ears

[foggy wedge]

😦

This is a major misconception, a very painful one

nevertheless i will still level her up tho

[foggy wedge]

what the gouba doin

[random garden]

goubing

[misty sandal]

I think I might be able to finish farming for kaveh before the next ver arrives

or at least anything I can do atm without new boss mats

[foggy wedge]

is it the wenut boss or the dendro one?

for kaveh

[signal bobcat]

cube

[misty sandal]

yeah it's assumed he uses dendro cube

[signal bobcat]

wdym assumed

[misty sandal]

which happens to be the same ascension mats for nahida so I

i'm farming for both

WELL HE HASN'T RELEASED YET I'M PLAYING SAFE

[foggy wedge]

gg 😅

[atomic needle]

https://tenor.com/view/xiao-genshinimpact-xiao-genshinimpact-gif-21869686

[misty sandal]

https://twitter.com/lampofblobby/status/1642122987825664000

lampblob💡|| (HIATUS) (@lampofblobby)

Meow! meow miao meow mew mew miao meow mung mung meow miao miao meow miao.
#GenshinImpactMeow #scarameow

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 11:13 AM

EI MEOWMEOW

[foggy wedge]

CYNO!!!

noice!

[misty sandal]

yeah that's almost it, talents might take some time tho

[astral field]

CUTE

[foggy wedge]

what's this?

[misty sandal]

it's an ascension planner

genshin center

I keep track of everything I farm to see how much is left

[foggy wedge]

oh that might be helpful

i will check it out

[random garden]

"For I, am Sangonomiya Kokomi, Leader of Watatsumi Island"

[foggy wedge]

yaoyao always reminds me of klee

[fierce ledge]

@abstract orchid hello fellow scara fan!!

[clear shard]

[abstract orchid]

LMFAO

Hello!!!

@signal bobcat Hes finally a scara stan so real

[foggy wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/scaramouche-wanderer-walking-chibi-cute-gif-27201982

I am seeing a lot of scara fans today

[solemn bloom]

I BUILD UP PITY

to get baizhu

... hopefully

[foggy wedge]

gg hope you win the 50!

[random garden]

is this april fools joke

[misty sandal]

what is

[solemn bloom]

i hope I do

[misty sandal]

also why would you build pity now, you should do it when the banner arrives

[random garden]

that's why I was asking if its an april fools joke

[foggy wedge]

as a f2p myself i cannot resist one primogem being seen in my inventory so even i 'build' pity too

[solemn bloom]

in case if I lose this one

I'm for sure will get the next one which will be baizhu

the qiqi curse is real, brother

[foggy wedge]

don't remind me that

[foggy wedge]

sad, but i am happy i won my 50 for ayaka

even if i lose my 50/50 i want dliuc

PLEASE diluc

[solemn bloom]

ngl I was actually building 50 just in case if the next banner would include raiden

I NEED ELECTRIC MOMMY

[foggy wedge]

oooh noice ngl

[random garden]

what if you won tho

[solemn bloom]

well I dont want another nilou incident...

[foggy wedge]

hey so you have nilou right?

[solemn bloom]

surprisingly, you named ur discord nilou but tbh

I was building some pity, and I got nilou in which I accidentally won 50/50

I just want to lose the first 50/50 because I was building it all for my glorious itto

[signal bobcat]

i dont want this day to end now

[solemn bloom]

sadly genshin gods gave me scara's bell, so I rolled for scara...

[signal bobcat]

someone lock his server profile please

[random garden]

yeah

[solemn bloom]

speaking of nilou, I also got her signature weapon

[signal bobcat]

god im saving this

[misty sandal]

[foggy wedge]

i wanted to pull for her, just asking comparing to ganyu

not based on dps

based on gameplay and phun

[random garden]

it's pretty good especially in nilou and kuki shinobu

[solemn bloom]

me if ever raiden gets her 4th run:

[solemn bloom]

yeah but I just farmed for scara and it took me 5 months to do so

[foggy wedge]

archons get their rerun often

noice i got nahida and raiden both 🙂

[solemn bloom]

now I got him lvl 10 on all his talents

[solemn bloom]

yeah speaking of archons

all of them are SUB DPS MATERIAL

[foggy wedge]

samn

[solemn bloom]

well not sub dps

but most likely sub to most parts

take example, zhongli

[misty sandal]

archons can be support or dps

depends on how you build them

[solemn bloom]

we all love that rock hard man, but he's very useful as a sub

[foggy wedge]

I really think archons are meant for support

[solemn bloom]

they are support

[random garden]

I like Nilou's gameplay more and it's more fun for me

[solemn bloom]

I just want more damage

[foggy wedge]

great really i am going more for gameplay>dps

[frail galleon]

Praying for 🎩 to be a dps

[random garden]

Nilou's bloom team is currently the best aoe dps

[foggy wedge]

whose the hat

[solemn bloom]

I thought noelle was good till I tried to build her but her def ends up fallin

at least her defence is gud

[misty sandal]

https://twitter.com/PlaHill7/status/1642119652229910529

🌊ぷらひる⛩ (@PlaHill7)

『 Swing 』

#原神 #原神写真部 #GenshinImpact
#ナヒーダ #Nahida #放浪者 #Wanderer

Likes

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Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 11:00 AM

[foggy wedge]

realy? my noelle does good

[solemn bloom]

scaramouche GOT ME ACTIN U N W I S E

[foggy wedge]

i team her with ITTO

[solemn bloom]

damage wise? no
defense wise? yea

[solemn bloom]

for me btw

[foggy wedge]

oh

i see

[solemn bloom]

but I aim to roll for zhongli too

My Ayaka is lvl 50, 32/132 crit rate over damage and 32.1% cryo damage bonus

[frail galleon]

Folcalore

[solemn bloom]

specifically because zhongli is so good at defense, he's the most useful in spiral abyss

[foggy wedge]

oh the hydro archon

[solemn bloom]

so according to leaks

My Ayaka is running 2 piece berserker and 2 piece blizzard strayer

the hydro archon is similar to that tatsumaki body build

[frail galleon]

To what?

[solemn bloom]

yes

[fierce ledge]

wow thats me!

[foggy wedge]

wait that gif!!

lol

noice one

[frail galleon]

Stay 5 feet away from Shora, his Scara disease is contagious

[unreal hill]

Didnt not expect that

[coral mural]

bruh

i’m sure i spent over 100+ rolls on both ayaka and shenhe

no mika

[unreal hill]

i only spent 5 pulls for it

[stable mason]

whats a mika

he doesnt exist

[solemn bloom]

bro can use all weapons

[stable mason]

if you claim to have a mika you must run

[stable mason]

where is claymore at

[foggy wedge]

damn

[stable mason]

ive gotten more 5*s than 1 mika

[unreal hill]

wait wait why do i have a new role

[unreal hill]

Massive oof

[coral mural]

i got spooked by faruzan

[misty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/faruzan-genshin-impact-genshin-hatsune-miku-enigmatic-machinist-gif-27207172

[coral mural]

https://tenor.com/view/faruzan-genshin-impact-genshin-hatsune-miku-enigmatic-machinist-gif-27207172

[misty sandal]

oh my god

[coral mural]

3 rolls from soft pity

i am literally not getting a single mika

[unreal hill]

maybe it aint your lucky banner

[coral mural]

i am mikaless
i just got mika’d
mika really said “i told you it was mikaing time”

[random garden]

its Milking Time

[solemn bloom]

Me who just realized Mika doesnt use claymore:

[unreal hill]

he uses books right?

[foggy wedge]

I always have luck for four stars but not five stars

i got furzan nicely but not gouru

sadly

other than that no issues

[stable mason]

why did this video make me chuckle physically irl

[solemn bloom]

no one:
me: uses my sister's genshin account and turned her c5 bennett into a c6 bennett

[stable mason]

made me do a lil laugh

[solemn bloom]

someone's burnin, AND YOU L A U G H 💀

[stable mason]

noo

IM BLUE

@glad portal I DID IT IM NOT BANANA ANYMORE

AND MY ROLE CORRESPONDS TO WHO I AM THIS IS FABULOUS!

[coral mural]

die

[foggy wedge]

...

[stable mason]

no

:(

[foggy wedge]

Furzan

God I am happy I spent all my primos I saved to get c5 and wanderer

[misty sandal]

https://twitter.com/shmolo_/status/1642134717154865152

Shmolo (@shmolo_)

goofy ahh bocils

#Wanderer #Nahida #Cyno #Genshinlmpact

Likes

2536

Retweets

744

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 12:00 PM

[solemn bloom]

Hi

[stable mason]

they grow up so fast

[foggy wedge]

Oh shmolo did a scara chibi video, gotta look it out

[clear shard]

Heyy

[foggy wedge]

Nm it is twitter

[misty sandal]

[foggy wedge]

you guys really force me to make a twitter account

i am waiting for my telescope to come back

[misty sandal]

https://twitter.com/NazeehTarsha/status/1642065506201903105

Nazeeh H. Tarsha (@NazeehTarsha)

April fool.

Likes

7508

Retweets

825

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 7:24 AM

[astral field]

Lol

[unreal hill]

Lol

[stable mason]

he still looks cute

[glad portal]

💀

[stable mason]

hi mic

i mean alhaitham

[glad portal]

YOURE NOT YELLOW ANYMORE

YIPPEEEE

[stable mason]

YAAAA

unbanana’d

[clear shard]

[stable mason]

YIPPIE

[glad portal]

oh my god phaon is yellow

[stable mason]

whose phaon

[clear shard]

Real

[stable mason]

thats baizhu

[glad portal]

baiwho

[clear shard]

Yeah who

HEY

[glad portal]

byezhu

[stable mason]

hey

twirls hair

[clear shard]

😭

[frail galleon]

[stable mason]

throws baizhu

sorry

[clear shard]

L

Baizhu > kaveh

[stable mason]

it was an accident

it was not an accident

[clear shard]

Baizhu solos

[glad portal]

the way it matches up

[stable mason]

he definitely cant solo his physical health

hes just like me fr

[glad portal]

also last night i was scrolling through my priv, and i saw a sliver of the Su tweet i made

and igenuinely thought to myself "oh, a su rp acc?"

NO

[stable mason]

HELP

[glad portal]

IT WAS ME

ME

I WROTE THAT TWEET

[clear shard]

💀

[stable mason]

my priv rn is me lore dropping

lye lore

[glad portal]

me when i trauma dumped in my other priv

[stable mason]

HELP

[glad portal]

and then i felt bad so i stopped

[stable mason]

i literally have another priv acc thats meant for that

but i dont switch accounrs

[glad portal]

https://twitter.com/AriSpencerSmith/status/1642060095709143040?s=20

Ari (@AriSpencerSmith)

@HonkaiAdam Azul from hit game Genshin Impact>>

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 7:03 AM

[coral mural]

you guys don’t wanna know about my priv

the name rhymes with husk

[glad portal]

ELON MUSK

[stable mason]

NO

[glad portal]

actually my first though was husk

[stable mason]

i thought tusk

[frail galleon]

Dusk

[stable mason]

as in the song

[coral mural]

gus

[stable mason]

mic lore

[frail galleon]

Gus husk?

[stable mason]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gusfring-gif-24463299

gus

[clear shard]

Far cry 6 man

[signal bobcat]

Why did i just notice the channel name changed to genshin gang

And not gacha gang

[random garden]

it always has been genshin gang

[glad portal]

its always been genshin gnag

[clear shard]

It's always been genshin gang

[astral field]

true

phaon knows

[glad portal]

the way i said it before phaon

and phaon gets credited

[clear shard]

Yeah I'm cool thats why

[glad portal]

THIS IS NOT A GROUP PROJECT !!

actually fun fact anytime im doing a group project, i have genuine trust issues that the other person wil not do their work

[astral field]

I really hope that's not the case

[glad portal]

wdym

i do have trust issues

[astral field]

no not that

[glad portal]

oh

[astral field]

I hope other person does their part

[glad portal]

yes

for the group projects ive done for the past year, they have done their work <3

[clear shard]

No need to thank me

[glad portal]

who are you

[astral field]

you should have named yourself 'I hate su and alhaitam' this april fools

[glad portal]

YAS GIRL SLAY

alhaitham --> i'll hate him

[clear shard]

Baizhu (Chinese: 白术 Báizhú) is an upcoming playable Dendro character in Genshin Impact.

He is the owner of Bubu Pharmacy in Liyue Harbor and Qiqi's guardian. He has a talking pet, Changsheng, who is the white snake resting on his shoulders.

[glad portal]

WHAT IS IT WITH THE PEOPLE RESPONDING LIKE THIS

[astral field]

AHAHAH

HELP

noah

noah

[astral field]

join the event tonight

get all the questions right

[clear shard]

I will!

I beat alduin in one jackbox game last night

[astral field]

I meant the trivia event

oh wait I read it wrong

[astral field]

GOOD JOB

[clear shard]

ik im just saying i beat alduin last night

Lol

I'm so good

[astral field]

yeah I read it wrong

[clear shard]

I SENT THAR AGES AGO I HAVE SHIT ITNERENT 😭😭

[astral field]

tighnari mains actually gone karkata mains

lmao

[glad portal]

https://twitter.com/xinzoruo/status/1642031944803434497?s=20

心臓弱眞君 (@xinzoruo)

喵喵喵にゃにゃにゃMeowMeowMeow😼😻😸😾
#GenshinImpactMeow #原神にゃん

Likes

99280

Retweets

22646

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 5:11 AM

karkata........

[astral field]

did yae mains did something I don't think I'm in there

let me check

[glad portal]

yes

we're tingyae mains

[astral field]

ah lol

tingyae

[glad portal]

fox ladies <3

[clear shard]

Many rumors swirl about Baizhu, though most of them are currently unknown — the only one the player ever hears about is that his traditional herbal medicines are extremely bitter.[1] Despite the poor taste of his medicine, most Liyue citizens have complete faith in his medical skills, such as Keqing, who considers him the right person to visit when someone cannot identify their symptoms[2] and Xinyan, who is grateful for his highly effective voice preserving medicines.

[glad portal]

blocked

[clear shard]

😟

[stable mason]

reported

My name is The Doctor and uhhh

[glad portal]

JUST GOOGLE IT

wait is there even enough info on him

Alhaitham is a member of the Haravatat of the Sumeru Akademiya and the Akademiya's Scribe, responsible for documenting their findings and drafting ordinances. Despite his brilliance, people within the Akademiya are perplexed by Alhaitham due to his unwillingness to aspire for higher office in spite of his egocentricity, and many have been at odds with him for his uncompromising view on rationality and the truth.

[stable mason]

LMAO

[glad portal]

Il Dottore, also known as Zandik and by his codename "The Doctor,"[2] is the Second of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers.[7]

[stable mason]

Il Dottore, also known as Zandik and by his codename "The Doctor,"[2] is the Second of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers.[7]

ATOP

HELP

[glad portal]

LITERALLY ALL THE INFO

[clear shard]

L

[stable mason]

He never came off as malicious, but an utter lack of compassion permeated throughout our conversation. From his tone, I can sense that he's always looked down on others.

—Tighnari about his confrontation with Dottore, As by a God's Side

the only malicious acts ive done was give kids blueberry lollipops bc i cant afford other flavours 😒

[clear shard]

This is why baizhu is better

[stable mason]

who are you

if i even sneezed you’d collapse

[clear shard]

SHUT UP

[stable mason]

no

[clear shard]

😔

[stable mason]

L

[glad portal]

hes so beautful

https://twitter.com/fioresacros/status/1633491196067577859?s=20

𝘴𝘶 ♡ (@fioresacros)

if two bimbos had a beautiful son
#kaveh #原神 #GenshinImpact

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Twitter · Mar 8, 2023, 3:33 PM

this is him

[stable mason]

nice pronouns loser did your mom pick them out for you /j

hes gorgous

[glad portal]

KHJAHSDJK

[tidal garden]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-25720883

[stable mason]

yk ive never realised how many car accidents happen on highways

well

mainly trucks

like what

[glad portal]

ive never seen a truck accident

[clear shard]

baizhu clears

[glad portal]

my parents did tho, the whole entire truck laid horizontal on the highway

went from like 6 lanes to 1 💀

traffic for 1 hr

[stable mason]

when i go to college i have the state highway pass thing

just so i can get there faster LOL

[glad portal]

wow

[stable mason]

expect it sucks

because i have to cross 5 lanes fast enough to merge into the road that goes to my school

[glad portal]

when i drive, i noticed that there a lot of cars on the shoulder now

[stable mason]

💀

[glad portal]

oh.... damn

[stable mason]

but thank lordy my classes r like

when theres not rush hours

[glad portal]

real

[stable mason]

convinced

connivence

???

connivence

is that the word

english is fake

[glad portal]

convenience

??

[stable mason]

at a gas station now

YES that

why is there so many kids here

where are their parents

[glad portal]

kaveh kidnapped them all

[stable mason]

dang it kavej

[foggy wedge]

Damn monsdat is hard to draw!
@glad portal is the shoe alignment in good angles? not done yet with the foot just confirming the sample sketch

[glad portal]

YEAH !!

goofy kaveh

[foggy wedge]

Great then I can finally get tartag finished, later I can slowly do monsdat

[stable mason]

lovely

[stable mason]

bruh i wanted to get a sandwich and they all have ham in it

cries

[glad portal]

o :(

feral kaveh is actually super hot

[foggy wedge]

You should see the trailer in slow mo

[glad portal]

this isnt feral enough

mywahw mwha

[foggy wedge]

Cyno dodges all wanderer's attacks smoothly

[glad portal]

yas girl slay

this isnt about cyno

[foggy wedge]

Da trailer

[glad portal]

oh he is. super cute here..

can i please get a waffle

[stable mason]

i just got a energy drink

rip my sandwich enjoyment

[stable mason]

can i pleeeease get a waffle

[clear shard]

😭

[stable mason]

twitter genshin fans terrify me

i just saw someone ask if the tsarista or rukka are part of the hexenzirkel

[lyric fiber]

[clear shard]

Expy

[clear shard]

You are an expy

[stable mason]

do you value yourself as a human

[clear shard]

Yes

[misty sandal]

do you want to perish

[bleak yoke]

I got qiqi

[glad portal]

whos qiqi?

[stable mason]

whats that

???

[glad portal]

oh i forgot i had a genshin style

[clear shard]

An expy

[stable mason]

sorry im a story skipper

[glad portal]

thought i was su for a second

[stable mason]

LOL

this is the only server where im dottore

ive been mainly dain💀

[glad portal]

LOL

[stable mason]

me going around saying i love archons

[small geode]

[stable mason]

evil dainsleif be like

[small geode]

did abyss reset

[glad portal]

yes

[foggy wedge]

Quite hypocritical

Or no quite ironic

[stable mason]

he loves archons wdym

he went inside the church

and talked nicely abt barbatoes

[unreal hill]

That is actually a good question
https://youtu.be/Y8eT4YtYixw

[foggy wedge]

Naruhodo

@small geode oooo noice pfp btw

[solemn bloom]

Genshin is actually a game where you do everything except finding ur sibling

[small geode]

Thanks

[foggy wedge]

Or get trolled by each and every archon

[stable mason]

your sibling showing up once a blue moon just to talk smack abt dain and leaving:

thAt mAn iS mY eNeMy 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[coral mural]

that man is my enemy

oh the misery

[unreal hill]

Didn't nahida help?

[solemn bloom]

This 💯

[stable mason]

common nahida W

[solemn bloom]

Sadge life 😔

[stable mason]

skill issue

yes i kin dainsleif yes i make fun of him

what about it

[solemn bloom]

That is why you dont find ur sibling, instead u do mountain climbing

[stable mason]

NONE OF THESE SONGS ARE HITTING

[signal bobcat]

istg if i hear one more person say the main goal is still finding the sibling im gonna drag someones face thru wet cement

and then solid cement too

[unreal hill]

I think the main goal is to destroy the fatuis plan??

[stable mason]

get your violet grads ready for qiqi baizhu

[misty sandal]

well it's not really trolling, it's more withholding information whether bound by contract or not, or not knowing much themselves.

[solemn bloom]

Naur the main goal of genshin is to play gacha

[stable mason]

no the main goal is finding a therapist

[solemn bloom]

And collect ur fav characters

[stable mason]

MY FAVOURITES ARE DEAD, NOT PLAYABLE, AND NOT PLAYABLE X2

😧

[signal bobcat]

skill issue

cant be me

[stable mason]

most normal mihoyo game player

AND MY OTHER FAVOURITE WONT COME HOME

[foggy wedge]

Just information, she was like the receptionist for the traveller to find the unknown God.

[stable mason]

did better than most archons

[misty sandal]

like the main object is to go through all of the seven nations, but really the goal is open ended. after the journey comes to a close, what will we do next? that's not known to any of us

[foggy wedge]

Rest diy

[unreal hill]

still better than the 3 Archons before her

[stable mason]

we should fight everyone who didnt help

[foggy wedge]

🙃 somewhat

[misty sandal]

the sibling even tells us to find out and decide for ourselves

[unreal hill]

We might have to break the game before that happens

[stable mason]

anything to slap zhongli to another dimension

[foggy wedge]

That makes the suspense even more amazing

[stable mason]

most normal dainsleif kinnie

[signal bobcat]

you know the chaos that would ensue if they actually did add a skip button for the story?

[unreal hill]

I will be damn if genshin is just a game

[signal bobcat]

its bad enough as it is

with the takes i see on ei, scara, childe, miko even the twins

[unreal hill]

Honkai has one?

[signal bobcat]

makes me wanna strangle people with my bare hands

yes

[unreal hill]

Why didn't they add one

[signal bobcat]

starrail doesnt tho

thank god they didnt

[stable mason]

“ the tsarsita & rukka are part of the hexenzirkel “ I HATE TWITTER

[signal bobcat]

i hope they never do

[foggy wedge]

It ruins the gaming experience

[stable mason]

ALSO IF I SEE ONE MOOOORE PERSON SAY SIGNORA WAS PART OF THE HEXENZIRKEL IM GONNA cry

[foggy wedge]

I hate that feature with a passion

[signal bobcat]

WHAT

[small geode]

ngl that would be so good

[unreal hill]

Laughs at the 12 hour long quest

[signal bobcat]

shut up sam

[small geode]

I could skip Scara AQ in like

8 mins

[misty sandal]

no

[foggy wedge]

I would love to do that, ngl

[small geode]

W

[signal bobcat]

i will kill you

[misty sandal]

you're saying that with us here

💀

[stable mason]

SO MANY PEOPLE EITHER ASKED “ isnt signora part of the hexenzirkel but left because she was getting married ? “ WHAT GENSHIN ARE YOU PLAYING

[signal bobcat]

hes getting very bold

hes forgetting his favs are barely relevant rn

[unreal hill]

You my friend should try to do the Anarana quest

[misty sandal]

signora turned to ash wtf

[foggy wedge]

I have to do the archon quest of scara I want to name him

[misty sandal]

not even ash

disappeared

[foggy wedge]

Yeah doing that quest three different accounts 😂

[misty sandal]

where did marriage come from

[signal bobcat]

mfw people skip all the dialogue

[misty sandal]

[signal bobcat]

they mean J

or whoever it was

that got married

[stable mason]

also it never genuinely confirmed they were dating but it was very much obvious they loved eachother — but marriage was never mentioned in anything related to them???

[misty sandal]

her lover died before that could even happen

[unreal hill]

Don't tell me you have done that quest more than once

[stable mason]

im like 95% sure theyre mixing her up with the other witch who IS PART OF THE HEXENZIRKEL

[glad portal]

THERES SO MANY YELLOW

STOP BEING YELLOW

[stable mason]

banana

[signal bobcat]

i hate yellow

[unreal hill]

Banana

[misty sandal]

I'M ALREADY DEFAULT YELLOW ):

[stable mason]

yellow hates you

[signal bobcat]

this colour ugly af

[unreal hill]

Blue looks better tbh

[misty sandal]

also I somehow haven't gotten any of the roles

[foggy wedge]

Only once going to finsh in other accounts but I don't have time for that now

[unreal hill]

I am like half way

I give up because I wanted grass

[foggy wedge]

What is 'being yellow'

[misty sandal]

knight of favonius

[foggy wedge]

Oh

[misty sandal]

that role

[glad portal]

ok but uwabami is a like

orange yellow cream colored

[misty sandal]

[stable mason]

show this to genshin fans who skip dialogue && keep asking if signora is part of the hexenzirkel

[random garden]

I just noticed Eri is Klee

[stable mason]

im surprised i never really seen anyone ask if lisa was part of it ITS ALWAYS BEEN SIGNORA

[stable mason]

[stable mason]

chews

[signal bobcat]

sumeru cast colour wow

[stable mason]

ew

[misty sandal]

lemon

[glad portal]

AJAX 💀

[stable mason]

HELP

AJAX

[small geode]

I'm a say-what-I-mean, mean-what-I-say, might-sound-mean-but-I-say-it-anyway kinda guy

[signal bobcat]

shut up

youre not itto

[foggy wedge]

Itto yeah

[small geode]

true

[misty sandal]

[signal bobcat]

[stable mason]

itto being mean? scary

[random garden]

I see ppl ask if Lisa is part of hexenzirkel, but like ig ppl see her more as a mage than a witch

[stable mason]

people when lore:

SCARY!

[misty sandal]

we really need to know who the hexenzirkel is now or people will keep comparing them

[signal bobcat]

genshin fans when you tell them to read

[stable mason]

im gonna start gaslighting twitter genshin fans that obviously skip dialogue

[misty sandal]

[signal bobcat]

with the kinds of takes you see from honkai fans abt some characters cause they skip everything, genshin takes would be like 1000 times worse

[stable mason]

“ yeah you didnt know that childe has a lover back at home? hë mentioned it during the liyue archon quest 🥺 “

[glad portal]

i cant believe kallen is dead

[stable mason]

“ scaramouche and wanderer are twin brothers …!!!!! “

[stable mason]

screams

[misty sandal]

I will end someone if they believe that

[stable mason]

LMAO

[misty sandal]

💀

[unreal hill]

What no way!!

[signal bobcat]

so sad she died of stigma

[misty sandal]

oh no

ajax you're tempting me

[stable mason]

oh god

[signal bobcat]

stigma balls

[misty sandal]

😭

[unreal hill]

Why

[misty sandal]

ok nvm you said it

[stable mason]

im gonna do something malicious

[signal bobcat]

[glad portal]

like saving a child's life

[signal bobcat]

this server istg

[misty sandal]

is the ping fake

[signal bobcat]

ye

💀

[misty sandal]

HSHDFGHFJDK

[unreal hill]

It's still annoying

[misty sandal]

I'm stuck seeing azar's face

[small geode]

oh oh

[astral field]

oh god

[astral field]

NO

NO

[misty sandal]

IT'S SO FUNNY ICANT

[stable mason]

YES

YES

[signal bobcat]

azar my babygirl

[stable mason]

IM CRYING

[misty sandal]

WHEFGJH

[astral field]

HELP

[small geode]

@unreal hill

[signal bobcat]

HSJFAKJSFKSAHDKJFHDJ

[misty sandal]

oh my god

[signal bobcat]

sam what the hell

[stable mason]

you made me sad.

[small geode]

that's what my parents tell me too

[astral field]

when you wake up on april fools

[signal bobcat]

SAM

[small geode]

[signal bobcat]

😭

[stable mason]

HELP

[misty sandal]

damn that's edgy

[signal bobcat]

just like scara

[stable mason]

bro lore dropped

[signal bobcat]

sam scara kinnie?

[stable mason]

who?

[signal bobcat]

me

[misty sandal]

meow meow

[stable mason]

i kin normal people

like diluc

[stable mason]

and dainsleif

[misty sandal]

kitty needs a load of headpats

[signal bobcat]

hah good one

[stable mason]

what

cant a person ( me ) kin diluc in peace

[misty sandal]

💀

[unreal hill]

How in the hell

[signal bobcat]

bro drank fire water

and then passed out

hes not normal

[stable mason]

i cant handle my alcohol sorry

[signal bobcat]

and hes banned in snezhnaya

[astral field]

https://twitter.com/GenshinAnything/status/1642191375293902849?cxt=HHwWgsDTmd2WnsotAAAA

Genshin Impact Anything Bot (@GenshinAnything)

Xiao and Venti moved in together!

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 3:45 PM

good for them

[stable mason]

sorry for causing problems

[misty sandal]

yipee

[stable mason]

it will happen again

[misty sandal]

yes

[unreal hill]

I know

[stable mason]

yippie

[misty sandal]

because you're dottore

problems always happen

[stable mason]

but im nice dottore

i give kids hello kitty bandaids

[stable mason]

for their booboos

[stable mason]

me

im dottore if he got a unnecessary redemption arc

😇

[misty sandal]

I hope that never happens

[stable mason]

same

[glad portal]

https://twitter.com/miiywma/status/1641465653512253440?s=20

yumi 👻 (@miiywma)

Understudy • Part 1
{ #haikaveh 🌱🏛️ } - pining Alhaitham

The drama club is in need of a substitute actor who can learn the lines in one week. Who could possibly master a role in a week—- Oh.

Likes

2566

Retweets

339

Twitter · Mar 30, 2023, 3:41 PM

[misty sandal]

let him be evil

[astral field]

I hope we get a epic dottere boss fight

[glad portal]

not finished, but its super funny around the latest part

[unreal hill]

I hope he ain't another weekly boss

[stable mason]

i hope he is

[glad portal]

|| https://twitter.com/miiywma/status/1641827877753868289?s=20 || wait heres part 2

yumi 👻 (@miiywma)

Understudy • Part 2
{ #haikaveh 🌱🏛️ } - pining Alhaitham

The junior makes a resolve.

Likes

1933

Retweets

220

Twitter · Mar 31, 2023, 3:40 PM

[stable mason]

just to spite you

[glad portal]

spoilered so u dont read it first !!!

[stable mason]

LMAO

ty for tagging the spoil

i didnt wanna miss out on this epic story lore

i actually love those twitter story AU things so much

💀

[glad portal]

ITS SO FNUNNY

[misty sandal]

HE DECLINED CYNO'S JOKES

😭

probably for the best, he doesn't want to end up like tighnari

[signal bobcat]

oh god 💀

[stable mason]

i love meowluc

[astral field]

lmao

[glad portal]

part 3 will come later

[misty sandal]

meowww

[astral field]

ajax finally figured it out

[signal bobcat]

ye

[misty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-cat-cat-love-aoi_clover-diluc-genshin-gif-23804091

[glad portal]

wiki staf (art)

[stable mason]

wiki staff (no)

[glad portal]

nevermind i just saw part 3 is up

|| https://twitter.com/miiywma/status/1642185297588011010?s=20 || part 3

yumi 👻 (@miiywma)

Understudy • Part 3
{ #haikaveh 🌱🏛️ } - pining Alhaitham

‼️POLL AT END OF THREAD. Pick an ending. Choose wisely. Please lmao.

Likes

187

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 3:20 PM

[astral field]

https://twitter.com/GenshinAnything/status/1641874256010285056?cxt=HHwWgMDQtfr7jcktAAAA

Genshin Impact Anything Bot (@GenshinAnything)

Nahida has become the Pyro Archon!

Likes

355

Twitter · Mar 31, 2023, 6:45 PM

I have so many questions

[unreal hill]

Why not Benntt?

[glad portal]

ITS GETTING FUNNIER

[misty sandal]

murata..

[glad portal]

https://twitter.com/_yuelight/status/1642144024147419138?s=20

Yue 🌱 (@_yuelight)

(R->L) Alhaitham's belongings
#haikaveh hs au 🌱🏛️

Likes

8694

Retweets

2429

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 12:36 PM

SUPER CUTE

[misty sandal]

AUUUUGH HE BELONGS TO HIMMS DFJDHFBJHG

[astral field]

https://tenor.com/view/nahida-nahida-genshin-dance-nahida-cats-dance-нахида-gif-27052127

[carmine drift]

was awake during monthly reset and finally hit

[astral field]

man

[glad portal]

oh right monthly reset

[carmine drift]

i take it over qiqi/diluc/other weapons

<3

[glad portal]

time to login to genshin

[astral field]

I don't have enough star thingies to

buy

[carmine drift]

Harp next please

[glad portal]

i want harp

[astral field]

give me jade spear

that's all I want

[carmine drift]

for venti?

[carmine drift]

me with 2 and no xiao

[unreal hill]

Eyy

[misty sandal]

I'll prob get monthly pulls once nahida banner arrives

I don't have any of the stuff required rn

[unreal hill]

Hi

[carmine drift]

NONOOO

GUYS I LOST MY CAT

[fierce ledge]

hahahahaha

[carmine drift]

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

https://twitter.com/katiku_no_Riu/status/1642060483212746753?s=20

🎲【】りぅ【】🖤 (@katiku_no_Riu)

#原神にゃん
ないなら描けばいいんじゃーーーーー！！！

Likes

14087

Retweets

3192

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 7:05 AM

[misty sandal]

MEOWMEOMEOWMEOW

[fierce ledge]

ugly

scara better

[clear shard]

THATS SO CUTE

[misty sandal]

[astral field]

it's #1 scara fan in the world

sho

[fierce ledge]

its me!!

[random garden]

sho nailing the new scara fans impression

[astral field]

he dedicated his whole life to scaramouche

[misty sandal]

excuse me what

OH

YOU SAID NEW

😭

[clear shard]

And old

[misty sandal]

NO

[carmine drift]

i saw a dehya account get mad she wasnt pickeed for "sumeru cat" over wanderer

💀

when scara literally is drawn as a cat in canon

[misty sandal]

exactly

he's the closest one we can get that

[fierce ledge]

dogs next year?

[clear shard]

Bungo stray

[glad portal]

wowowo

[misty sandal]

gorou doggie

[carmine drift]

ngl i feel like wanderer was the first they had in mind

and rippled to others

me thinks

[glad portal]

nyaqing

foxes when

:yaeyippee:

[misty sandal]

[random garden]

https://tenor.com/view/kokomi-gif-23092872

[misty sandal]

FISH

[glad portal]

first person pov

[misty sandal]

kokofish

[fierce ledge]

they should have made Gorou a cat

[clear shard]

Can confirm I work for mihoyo

[misty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/baizhu-lain-genshin-genshin-impact-dendro-baizhu-my-beloved-gif-24909407

[glad portal]

logs into genshin > sees i have 2224 primos (after claiming mail)

"oh, almost a 10 pull"

[clear shard]

Me!

[glad portal]

i have 70 wishes 💀

[signal bobcat]

💀

[misty sandal]

HELP

😭

[glad portal]

for kaveh..

[clear shard]

I have 16 wishes. That isn't a lot but it is to me

[misty sandal]

I have past 180 now

[clear shard]

WHAT

HOW

[glad portal]

i got all 3 stars for perm 💀

[misty sandal]

I'VE BEEN SAVING

[glad portal]

180 isnt a lot

yeah its just saving 😭

[clear shard]

IT IS TO ME

[carmine drift]

mic r u going pull on ganyu or bepto

[glad portal]

banyu

i dont want baizhu like at all

[clear shard]

L

You suck

[carmine drift]

i feel that

[glad portal]

im on 50/50 anyway so idrc if i lose

[clear shard]

LLLL

[carmine drift]

but im amos haver so like do i want ganyu? or baizhu?

[glad portal]

imagine i get dehya 💀💀💀💀

[carmine drift]

im suffering

[misty sandal]

[unreal hill]

Pfft

[glad portal]

ig c1 ganyu isnt so bad

[clear shard]

Baizhu because he is hot

[carmine drift]

not my taste

[fierce ledge]

Baizhu litteraly Vyn and both suck

[random garden]

currently have 244+ pulls

[carmine drift]

Pantalone unironically better

[fierce ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/tears-of-themis-vyn-richter-moritsuki-rei-mo-yi-bingus-gif-22571645

[clear shard]

😟

[clear shard]

You

[carmine drift]

baizhu always jump scares me when he talks

[misty sandal]

I'm conflicted bc like, men but also ganyu is really good bc I do want kaveh but there's also a chance of it taking a while (I'm willing)

[carmine drift]

ok but actually farming baizhu looks painful

[unreal hill]

Who do you need the most

[carmine drift]

having to swing at new lector in the upleft most section of sumeru

hf

[misty sandal]

I already have yaoyao who heals well

[glad portal]

its not about need anymore cuz most of us are already in endgame

its about 'who we want' lol

[misty sandal]

ig ganyu

[clear shard]

Tbh a large reason I'm even interested in baizhu is that he is a new 5star and I still don't have any

[glad portal]

hes also prettty

[carmine drift]

also kinda funny his bis is beaten by r5 proto amber

[misty sandal]

what the hell

[glad portal]

REALLY?

IS IT ACTUALLY

[misty sandal]

that's depressing to learn

[fierce ledge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzD63z2130s

I love how ToT is having a whole ass April Fools event as their main event rn

[glad portal]

WOMEN

[clear shard]

All those people are hotter than marius

[fierce ledge]

sometimes ToT side characters hotter than the main cast

[carmine drift]

Yes

[glad portal]

women...

[misty sandal]

those mascot heads are so cuye

cute

[carmine drift]

I think like high refinements of his bis only beat it out

[clear shard]

[misty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-kusanali-genshin-hoyoverse-mihoyo-gif-26501367

[glad portal]

sage of pain

[misty sandal]

nahida...

https://twitter.com/artsquirrelb/status/1642174361833721856

SocNau 🦉🦁 Dawndelion (@artsquirrelb)

Stress-relieving🐈
#jealuc #genshinimpact

Likes

1979

Retweets

439

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 2:37 PM

[stable mason]

https://twitter.com/genshinanything/status/1642161204658597895?s=46&t=TlybHcFYKeg5tsrDZorK-Q ear plugs

Genshin Impact Anything Bot (@GenshinAnything)

If you were stranded on a deserted island with Yoimiya, Pulcinella and Cyno, what one item would you bring with you?

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 1:45 PM

[misty sandal]

ah shit cyno

and then there's yoimiya who'd probably laugh at his jokes and encourage him to say more

idk what pulcinella would do

[unreal hill]

That really cute

[stable mason]

ask for an explanation

[signal bobcat]

no way

[unreal hill]

That background looks good tho

[glad portal]

https://twitter.com/NE0orumE/status/1642141893017604097?s=20

未 (@NE0orumE)

ランバド乱闘これの可能性出てきた

Likes

5951

Retweets

1153

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 12:28 PM

[steel parcel]

@coral mural @tidal garden finally

[misty sandal]

no more mehrak mains, it's kaveh mains now ;;

mehrak will be missed

[stable mason]

i miss mehrak

[misty sandal]

[stable mason]

glad im a frog main though

😇

[misty sandal]

froggie

[stable mason]

frog mains lives on

[misty sandal]

that's so baby

[stable mason]

[misty sandal]

is he poisonous

poison frog

[stable mason]

oh god its danganronpa

that was a jumpscare

[misty sandal]

SAYAKA??

[stable mason]

no hes a sleif

[misty sandal]

sleif..

thank you google search

apparently that can mean large spoon

[stable mason]

:3

[stable mason]

welp this confirms that dain is the big spoon

[misty sandal]

HELPM./

[stable mason]

lore accurate dainsleif

[misty sandal]

[stable mason]

if dain liked physical affection like that he would probably be so tensed

[coral mural]

gonna have s3m3 by tonight

[stable mason]

just like npc stance

[steel parcel]

I should have enough to s3m2 right away

[stable mason]

I LOST MY WIFI AND SPOTIFY WONT WORK RAAAH

back to apple music i go

[misty sandal]

someone hugs dain and he'll freeze up

[stable mason]

ill hug him ( with consent )

[misty sandal]

yes

[stable mason]

i freeze up when people hug me too LOL

some of my coworkers hug me as if they havent seen me in years and im like

🧍

pat pat

[misty sandal]

does anyone see the april fools roles on me or is there nothing

I'm actually confused about why they aren't showing up for me

[tidal garden]

that was fast

unlike me who deadass E2's a character for months

or days depending on the motivation

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-davy-jones-dead-mans-chest-at-worlds-end-pirates-ofthe-caribbean-gif-14136409

[carmine drift]

Uwabami on top

[steel parcel]

Could've been faster if I didn't lack the stupid chips and lmd

[carmine drift]

I only see adventure

[steel parcel]

Also wtf

[stable mason]

i see nothing

[misty sandal]

yeah I thought so

[stable mason]

ï also barley have service

[misty sandal]

apparently I should have up to fatui harbingers when I checked

[stable mason]

im on state boarders theres NO GOOD WIFI

[carmine drift]

Let me check

[tidal garden]

April Fools event

🐸

[steel parcel]

Ye i realized that

[stable mason]

boo hoo

[steel parcel]

Game designer dusk is canon

Coding nerd conviction too

[misty sandal]

bad wifi on april 1st

[steel parcel]

Closure is already the head of the engineering department so it's not surprising to see she has a hand in this

[tidal garden]

Dusk can make drawings a reality

[steel parcel]

Ye which is why conviction said that "games are a work of art"

[tidal garden]

damn

he spittin

[carmine drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/d4c_mad/status/1642122502267875331?s=46&t=t9BYBs2qdO1qXSfDE9VLPw

@abstract orchid

[tidal garden]

😪

[stable mason]

NO WAY

HONKAI RICK ROLLED US

IM TIRED

I WAS DISTRACTED BY KALPAS DANCING THAT I GOT JUMPSCARED

LET ALONE BY senti 🙁

[abstract orchid]

HELLLOOOO THIS IS SOO GOOD

[glad portal]

https://twitter.com/NE0orumE/status/1642141893017604097?s=20

未 (@NE0orumE)

ランバド乱闘これの可能性出てきた

Likes

6311

Retweets

1204

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 12:28 PM

[solemn bloom]

the best way to train

[stable mason]

im at the school in the different state

why does it smell like medicine

like horrible medicine

[glad portal]

MEOW

[stable mason]

thank you alhaitham

[solemn bloom]

must be full of sick people ig

[stable mason]

meow indeed

[solemn bloom]

ur a doctor.. u can figure it out

[stable mason]

I SURE HOPE NOT THEY GOT A GAME TO PLAY

[solemn bloom]

Hi

[stable mason]

im a small kids doctor not a college kids doctor

😡

i gotta make the children feel happy

[solemn bloom]

sorry.. ig im talking to the wrong segment.. DoTtOrE

[stable mason]

yeah im the nice dottore

the other team is staring at me what if i hijack their bus right now

and drive home

[glad portal]

Bing chilling

[misty sandal]

go bus go

[glad portal]

How many current languages are there in teyvat

That aren't ancient

Like if haravatat had to study 20 languages, and haitham knows ancient sumerian, does that mean they studied dead/ancient languages as well

[steel parcel]

@tidal garden @coral mural PLAYABLE EMPEROR

[glad portal]

Imagine haitham was chosen as a candidate for the competition for haravatat bc he looked fit, and he just turns away

[tidal garden]

Mafia Lord Emperor plus rapper my goat

[misty sandal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtt7SDY39Zw

al haitham says good night 💀

[stable mason]

WHY IS THE OTHER TEAM SO LOUD

ITS 12 IN THE AFTERNOON

ALMOST 1 PM

NO TIME TO BE LOUD

[glad portal]

Why are you the same time as me

Ew

[stable mason]

we get closer

idk what state youre in

[steel parcel]

@tidal garden emperor losing message

[stable mason]

state of fruit