sports

[devout estuary]

lando saw the first 10 laps inside the car😭

yeah

its very similar to 2024 mclaren

the thing is mercedes cant start up the cars

like this years mercedes has an incredible engine with a solid aero package

its a balanced car

so tires take time to warm up

but the second they reach the necessary temp they are gone

mcl38 was similar, tires took super long to heat up but when it was the perfect temp they were gone

one of the reasons why lando had so many poles yet so many poor starts, silverstone 2024 is the perfect example like half way through the race the tires clicked and mclaren went from 3-4 to 1-2 before the rain hit

[signal badger]

check out this scenario: george and kimi will be battling out all year and lewis will be like last year's max, coming back and almost taking it at the end

[devout estuary]

dont forget charles

but its very similar

[signal badger]

yeeeeeeaaaaaa i prefer lewis X3

[devout estuary]

from this race weekend we know kimi will be there

george needs to be absolutely perfect

[signal badger]

i mean george is better that kimi, he just had car troubles in quali

[devout estuary]

yeah thats true

[signal badger]

took p2 with basically no power

[devout estuary]

we’ll have to see

i think kimi still wouldve won if he was p1 or p2

george didnt have the best race

starting a couple feet infront wouldnt have mattered

its gonna be very similar to last year with george needing to pick up the pieces and when he doesnt kimi will meanwhile ferrari will be in the fight

the difference is ferrari has a chance to fight after june

max had to wait till sep?

[signal badger]

yea, plus 2 races cancelled, as you said

[devout estuary]

yep

i dont think mercedes is as ahead as we think they are

quali pace is insane tho

if ferrari gets more race pace then yeah

[signal badger]

that'll be it

[devout estuary]

@vernal falcon

[devout estuary]

if ferrari cant do something about it then its george kimi title fight

[signal badger]

can you imagine monaco though? if ferarri gets in front at the start, that's a place where you can't pass

[devout estuary]

lewis and charles are absolutely comfortable and if they get those extra tenths its over for merc

[devout estuary]

im excited for monaco

these cars are still too big but we genuinely might see overtakes

[signal badger]

could be

i still think it should be dropped

it's an obsolete track, but it's where all the stars appear

[devout estuary]

these regs are slow for now so lando keeps record of lap under 70s

[signal badger]

it's the self jerk track

ooooh, look at us, we're so glamorous

[devout estuary]

i think they need to figure out a way to make the racing more enjoyable to watch

they tried with the 2 stop but it was easy to find a loophole around it

either pit lap 1, pull away, or hold up everyone for your teammate to have a stop

2024 was extremely boring cause of the lap 1 red flag allowing drivers to switch tires, only reason its hyped up so much is cause leclerc won in monaco
2025 was just funny with mercedes doing whatever and norris running for his life

[signal badger]

last year, monaco and indycar at indianapolis ended up on the same weekend, you can tell which was the more exciting one

[devout estuary]

indycar

[signal badger]

no competition

[devout estuary]

i only remember that landos f2 or f3 teammate won

it was pretty cool that lando and him won the same day

[signal badger]

alex palou won

[devout estuary]

lame

wait

i swear it was that guy i mentioned

[signal badger]

i think so, i was just mentioning the name

[devout estuary]

ok nvm

pole

Robert Shwartzman

what other tracks would you replace monaco with

or what tracks in the calendar would you remove

i hope they fix miami

14 parking spots for the miami dolphins cant be that important if it means we get a netherlands type banking

[signal badger]

also

am gonna get hate for this X3

but

max ain't winning a race or getting a podium this year X3

the car just ain't there

also, just realized

piastri hasn't done a single lap of a race this season

[signal badger]

hockenheim

[signal badger]

clearly monaco

there's others with issues, but monaco is obsolete

[visual bluff]

Defo Las Vegas or Miami

Replace them with Imola and Kylami

[signal badger]

i will argue both miami and vegas are better than monaco

you can pass

there's long straight lines

[visual bluff]

While that is true. Wet Monaco is a treat

[signal badger]

it is?

how come?

[visual bluff]

Well. It typically really shuffles the order around,can lead to mistakes and can sometimes also lead to crashes,especially if cars are close to each other due to the spray

[signal badger]

so wet monaco is a treat cause it's borderline unraceable

my opinion: either drop it completely or thoroughly update it for modern racing

we're not in the 60s anymore

[visual bluff]

Yeah. Hopefully due to the slimmer cars. We may get some action

[signal badger]

hope so

cuz last year was painful

[visual bluff]

Yeah

The last decent one was 23

Nando and Estie on the podium

[signal badger]

right

[vernal falcon]

us

[devout estuary]

YES

[devout estuary]

unfortunately las vegas wont get replaced since its the only race f1 fully owns so they get all the revenue for tickets, merch, etc…

[visual bluff]

Ah

[devout estuary]

miami i understand why people wanna remove it but they could change the layout

its in a giant parking lot they can play around w it😭

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

[devout estuary]

@keen axle maybe the suits were truly prison suits

“defending” world champion but mclaren not even letting the guy defend

[keen axle]

yeah

[vernal falcon]

@devout estuary apparently instead of saying kimi antonelli when kimi got on the podium they said raikkonen

[vernal falcon]

@keen axle u too

[keen axle]

HELP

Welcome back last ferrari wdc

[devout estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/kimi-räikkönen-raikkonen-formula1-f1-gif-19679538

[vernal falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/kimi-räikkönen-popcorn-formula-one-kimi-raikkonen-gif-18952422

[delicate jacinth]

I WAS SCREAMING AND JUMPING AND SCREAMING

I will say tho

I´m a bad person

when ocon crashed him

I said things you will never hear from me :D

but then he made it into P10 and I jumped and screamed again :D

this was his best race in F1 so far

:D

[devout estuary]

FIRST POINTS IN ALPINE!!

very deserved

very happy for franco

reminds me of his first couple performances at williams

[delicate jacinth]

YAYAYAYAYAYAY

[delicate jacinth]

that car was flying compared to this mower tho

😭😭

[devout estuary]

2024 Franco
Monza- wasnt on points but gained like 6-8 positions throughout the race
Baku- first points position in P8, double williams points
COTA- first points finish

the other races he didnt finish on the points

but he was solid in quali if i remember correctly

[delicate jacinth]

• un baku first time in Q3

[devout estuary]

Q2 and some Q3 appearances

[delicate jacinth]

made it to 9th

[devout estuary]

wasnt it p8?

[delicate jacinth]

he finished the race p8

[devout estuary]

i think it was p8 and albon p10

ohhhh

bearman had p9 that race as a stand in for haas

[delicate jacinth]

but he started in p9

[devout estuary]

alpine was bad in 2025

so i wont blame him for those performances

alpine seems solid this year they can definitely fight in the midfield and will pick up the pieces if a top team were to fall

mclaren was out and they took the fight to max for a while

[delicate jacinth]

bad? bro they were competing with those little toy cars for kids

[devout estuary]

youre right

blue and pink tractor but the kid toy ones

[keen axle]

VAMOS FRANCO

[delicate jacinth]

yeah I´m happy that franco took the chance since the Mclarens DNSs

although unlucky with that SC and ocon

he made it through :D

[delicate jacinth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/colapinto-williams-2

[devout estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/alpine-explosion-franco-colapinto-alpine-colapinto-alpine-a525-colapinto-colapinto-gif-5034862730038884565

weird weekend for franco tho

entire side quests before the race weekend

telling locals about messi

[delicate jacinth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/franco-colapinto-wink

[delicate jacinth]

I love his picture with the local woman :D

AND THE MONKEY PLUSHIE

HE KEPT IT :D

[devout estuary]

i love the fans here they are so supportive

i didnt see rhe monkey plushie tho

i just know franco was doing side quests

[delicate jacinth]

he always does, or at least tries to :D

I love that he´s always with the mate at the paddock

he has the argentine in the blood

[minor smelt]

John F1

[keen axle]

MAX

[deft turret]

Franz Herman

[delicate jacinth]

max max max super max max super super max max max super max max

[deft turret]

I feel bad for alonso

man is having his second nightmare with honda

he can't even hold the steering wheel properly

because of the shake

[keen axle]

no he had to retire because his hand was hurting

or numb

I saw an onboard of him before he retired

releasing his hands from the steering wheel and closing and opening them up in the back straight

[visual bluff]

Lazio 1-0 up

[devout estuary]

@dapper sorrel WESTBROOK IN A SONICS JERSEY OPEN THE VAULT

[fleet basin]

Hi

[spring elbow]

https://www.tiktok.com/d/1/ZP9R845HU9Fn8-7qvQt/

[humble beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/nutmeg-major-league-soccer-tunnel-soccer-tricks-luis-suarez-gif-16949290347338155748

[devout estuary]

@dapper sorrel nba higher ups will vote on march 24-25 for expansion teams in specifically las vegas and seattle, if they pass those the voting will go to all 30 teams later in the year and 23 of them would have to agree to expand the league to 32 teams to make it happen

[keen axle]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-rb21-red-bull-racing-f1-f1-2025-gif-5852878585995651571

[devout estuary]

@minor smelt @dapper sorrel justin fields to kansas city

mahomes is now the 2nd best qb in the city

[quick terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-lock-isagi-yoichi-luck-gif-11681065060049676709

[sour silo]

Did you guys see BMW's new race car?

[keen axle]

Thats an M3?

[sour silo]

M3 GT3 Touring

I want this to be a class in endurance racing

Gran Touring Wagons (GTW) or Le Mans Wagons (LMW)

[stoic cipher]

dem gotta checck ts out

[minor smelt]

@devout estuary @dapper sorrel

Crazy

So dolphins are drafting a wr

[devout estuary]

JAYLEN WADDLE TO THE BRONCOS

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOO

Worst day of my life

[devout estuary]

@keen axle @vernal falcon @dapper sorrel MCLAREN ANNOUNCED UPGRADES FOR MIAMI SO WE GET UPGRADES IN JAPAN THEN MIAMI

miami upgrades? ive seen this story before

https://tenor.com/view/galaxay's-gifs-f1-formula-1-mclaren-miami-gp-gif-7238835834272023168

[visual bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-stare-yuji-itadori-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-yuji-stare-meme-gif-2566228405341525362

Not again. God no

[devout estuary]

@keen axle @vernal falcon @dapper sorrel LANDOSTAND IN SILVERSTONE

[keen axle]

omg its big

[devout estuary]

DUDE FR

hopefully they add to f1 27

or even the dlc

its just an update to silverstone

yk how netherlands has the orange crowd now

[keen axle]

wait really

we havent played on netherlands so i havent seen

[devout estuary]

hopefully they have lando stand

[devout estuary]

oh we did once

before oscar max file crashed

but yes

its really cool to see

more noticeable in netherlands reverse

but like 70-80% of the stands are in orange shirts

[keen axle]

oh yes

Ohhh

[minor smelt]

The jags are attempting to steal Jake Bobo

I will not permit this

https://tenor.com/view/seattle-seahawks-jake-bobo-seahawks-touchdown-seahawks-go-hawks-gif-11342137210970677760

[minor smelt]

Also dj chark jr officially retired

[devout estuary]

one of 3 players that could do the griddy in madden 23

[minor smelt]

he was goated on my madden mobile team

[devout estuary]

haven’t played madden mobile since 2020

[minor smelt]

perfectly valid

game fell off hard when they reworked it and reset it

[devout estuary]

i remember the 2018-19 was really fun

you had a season mode (only your team tho) and there was a mode where you just had to score

basically you vs your opponent whoever scored more won

[keen axle]

LAP 9 @devout estuary @vernal falcon

CAR #3 LEADS

aka Verstappen’s Team

[keen axle]

@devout estuary @vernal falcon MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS ONCE AGAIN IN THE NURBURGRING

[devout estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-winner-p1-monza-gp-2025-f1-gif-15527252664982397164

where did he quali

pole nvm

pole to win in only your 2nd race in a completely different series is crazy 😭

@keen axle max is now the only f1 driver on the grid with the most recent win in red bull ferrari and mercedes

[keen axle]

LMAO

[keen axle]

And in a different car than last time

[devout estuary]

THIS

[keen axle]

🐐

[devout estuary]

also red bull is bringing a fix for japan apparently

[keen axle]

they ran the car on the treadmill

[devout estuary]

what racing series do you think max joins if he were to leave f1

[devout estuary]

that sounds like 2026 red bull

[keen axle]

his own team in GT3

[keen axle]

yes i was referring to the rb22

PODIUM TIME

[keen axle]

and WEC

[devout estuary]

oscar: can i participate
mcl40: no
max: hey can i fight with charles this time
rb22: no i hate you

[devout estuary]

wed

wec

he takes down ferrari

[keen axle]

yes

[keen axle]

vii: hi
mercedes: pole win yes

[keen axle]

ICY

THE WHITEBULL IS BACK

IN VCARB

[devout estuary]

FR????

[keen axle]

YES

[devout estuary]

@vernal falcon vii look mercedes won

OMG

[devout estuary]

UGHHH DUDE THEY SHOULDVE DONE RED BULL

[keen axle]

No reason to

no honda

no japanese sponsor

[devout estuary]

ik ik

but here its based of one of the flavors

ik haas is doing a godzilla livery

[keen axle]

because vcarb promotes redbull the energy drink

the bull outline is still yellow

not white

[devout estuary]

true like miami last year

do you think rb does a livery for the usa races in sponsorship with ford?

[keen axle]

hmm

maybe

Theyll make ford logo bigger

You cant change the livery that much

especially being 20kg overweight

[devout estuary]

i was thinking they could do like 3 different liveries

[devout estuary]

oh true

didn’t they cancel singapore 2024 livery for weight reasons?

[keen axle]

Yes

For balance reasons

[visual bluff]

Racing Bulls designer for no reason

https://tenor.com/view/stickman-fire-writing-gif-2048052287611259724

[devout estuary]

vcarb always kills it with special liveries

even red bull

[gusty shadow]

anyone like hockey

[devout estuary]

@keen axle max won by a whole minute???

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-simply-lovely-radio-gif-26632351

[vernal falcon]

YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY

[visual bluff]

He is just simply outperforming the car

[keen axle]

yes

[keen axle]

VIII

MAX WON IN A MERCEDES

[keen axle]

NVM

@devout estuary

max has been disqualified

i hate my life

[visual bluff]

Why did he?

[devout estuary]

bruh

i just checked

too many tires used

apparently theres like 24 tires rules used set

and max team used 28

[keen axle]

6 tyre set limit

max team used 7

[devout estuary]

youre telling me he did an extra pit and still finished one minute ahead

thats a win in my books

[visual bluff]

[keen axle]

yeah i dont know what to say

[devout estuary]

me either

kinda stupid to have a rule like that tho

youre driving for 8 hours on a long track

[keen axle]

4*

[devout estuary]

4 hours

yeah

i wrote it wrong

[keen axle]

not stupid

just incompetence that grown ass men cant count to 6

[devout estuary]

sounds like an italian team ik

its ok apo

max will win his next one

and his team wont fuck it up

[keen axle]

nah its over

no win in f1

gt3 win screwed

[dapper sorrel]

Top 10 ways to make a grown man RETIRE

He’s gonna retire motorsports to do e-motorsports

And play Minecraft

[devout estuary]

apo umai vii max icy minecraft server

ill talk to him about it dont worry

max wanna join our minecraft server hey max wanna join hey max can i get an autograph hey max wanna join a minecraft server

alright hes ignoring me

i failed

mb guys

[keen axle]

max: yes

[keen axle]

nah he also crashed out of e-motorsports

he was participating in virtual 24h Le Mans

but iRacing kept kicking him out

[devout estuary]

iracing

kimi is banned from voice chat

@keen axle im pretty sure this was like a normal online race i dont really remember but his brakes fell off the setup so lando had to takeover the last parts of the race

they were in spa too

[keen axle]

LMAO

[devout estuary]

@dapper sorrel luka suspended???

he got his 16th technical

[dapper sorrel]

Yea

Goga and him were caught in a double tech

They gotta rescind it because that tech was some bullshit

[devout estuary]

goga bitadze

[devout estuary]

didnt he also get suspended last year but it got rescinded?

[dapper sorrel]

No

In 2023 he did

[dreamy wharf]

WHO WANTS TO TALK ABT THE NFL

:D

[devout estuary]

tua tagovailoa mvp season

[dreamy wharf]

The bills signed Bradley Chubb....who else?

[devout estuary]

bills have bradley chubb?

[dreamy wharf]

Ye

[devout estuary]

all ik is they got dj moore

bears for some reason traded him

https://tenor.com/view/caleb-williams-caleb-williams-throw-caleb-williams-packers-caleb-williams-touchdown-dj-moore-gif-12880192040400681621

FIELDS AND MOORE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SOME IN CHICAGO

[dreamy wharf]

They also got Geno Stone, CJ. Gardner Johnson, Dee Alford and Kyle Allen.

They also resigned Dawson Knox, Connor McGovern, resigned their punter and got dj moore

[devout estuary]

cj gardner johnson

are you a bills fan?

[dreamy wharf]

Maybe.

Maybe not

Not finna specify

[minor smelt]

cause luther burden was showing solid performances toward the end of the season when he was getting opportunities, same with colston loveland

and rome odunze is good but bro is like injured half the time

[devout estuary]

odunze is solid

[devout estuary]

its ok

free space

im a falcons fan

https://tenor.com/view/bijan-robinson-gif-3258465435906421599

[minor smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/lookrizzle2-lookrizzle-tua-tua-tagovailoa-miami-dolphins-gif-11024517186836106759

[dreamy wharf]

Ok yeah im a bills fan

[devout estuary]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[dreamy wharf]

[devout estuary]

TUA TUA TUA

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-tweaking-tweak-out-tweak-gif-9626953229313588671

me after he throws 7 ints week 1

[dreamy wharf]

Falcons got tua

💔

Even though tua kinda sucks

[devout estuary]

new start for him

im a bit hopeful

cause when tua gets going hes that guy

and we got him for cheap too sooooo

[dreamy wharf]

Bills need a true wr1 tho

[devout estuary]

since Matt Ryan left

-Mariota
-Ridder
-Heinicke
-Cousins
-Penix
-Tagovailoa

[minor smelt]

cookies

[devout estuary]

penix will comeback mid season

but this is his 3rd torn acl

and tua well yeah concussions

[dreamy wharf]

DAMN

[minor smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/cam-newton-4th-and-1-keon-coleman-cookies-number-1-gif-16904071559309897157

[minor smelt]

W qbs

[dreamy wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/buffalo-buffalo-bills-gobills-go-bills-table-gif-2463103743433044352

YEET

[devout estuary]

falcons need to add a edge rusher

since our rookie edge rusher that got 10 SACKS THIS YEAR IS A WEIRDO

WHY WHY WHY

[minor smelt]

doomed franchise

[devout estuary]

just build on defense and hope our qb play and coaching is good enough

[dreamy wharf]

the Cleveland Browns are more doomed than the falcons

[devout estuary]

last 2 seasons or lets be real last 5-6 seasons weve had games we couldve easily closed out or shouldve won

[minor smelt]

cant wait to see how many years the jets set themselves back after this draft

2 first round picks

[devout estuary]

falcons shouldve made playoffs the last 2 years it pisses me off

literally poor coaching held us back

[dreamy wharf]

POV: Cleveland Browns be like: AND WE'RE THE CLEVELAND BROWNS!
mmmmm punts!

[devout estuary]

browns

shedaur sanders

https://tenor.com/view/shedeur-sanders-gif-1363904450595454030

who else do the browns have

[minor smelt]

buss down my ap

[devout estuary]

not named myles garrett

[minor smelt]

perfect timing

[devout estuary]

and jerry jeudy

[minor smelt]

jerry jeudy is really washed

uhhh

they have

[devout estuary]

NOOOOOO WADDLE WENT TO THE BRONCOS I JUST REMEMBERED

NOOOOOOOOOO

[minor smelt]

quishon judkins

[devout estuary]

browns got myles garret and friends

[minor smelt]

and Schwesinger

[devout estuary]

guys remember when the browns beat the steelers in the playoffs and were set to beat the chiefs after mahomes went down

[devout estuary]

ITS RACE WEEK FOR THE JAPANESE GRAND PRIX

THEN WE GO ON A MONTH LONG BREAK

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-brand-new-day-teaser-trailer-spider-man-marvel-gif-13849528732535423486

[visual bluff]

Welcome to being a Formula E fan. We gotta wait till May for Berlin

[minor smelt]

Uhhh

Thats a lot of money

[devout bane]

world cup is canceled

[visual bluff]

I am honestly not surprised there

[keen axle]

the football one?

[devout bane]

football one. im joking but it may as well be

[dreamy wharf]

Ummmm

Yall know how Darius Slay Jr retired?

(He didnt wanna play for the bills)

(For a few reasons)

[devout estuary]

@dapper sorrel moody blew his knee out

i think im done with basketball

[dapper sorrel]

Yeah I saw

[devout estuary]

thank you steph curry for the 4 titles

[dapper sorrel]

They’re saying he tore his patella tendon

[devout estuary]

and we won the game god dammit

[devout estuary]

hope he comes back

it looked really ugly

saw a picture of the knee itself

[dapper sorrel]

Istg the warriors are idiots

The seasons already over why are you still trying to play?

[devout estuary]

steve kerr will pay for his crimes

[dapper sorrel]

Everyone knows it’s play in exits so why are you playing crucial stars where they might get injured

[devout estuary]

he deserves another right hook from mj i swear

[devout estuary]

i was just about to say

up by 5 with a minute left in ot

just take them out

i dont even know why they trying anyways

[dapper sorrel]

Potentially ruined a man’s career in his prime

Kerr genuinely gotta be charged

Not only that, he stepped on a slippery floor

Which means this could’ve been preventable is Kerr took him out and the floor wipers did their jobs

[devout estuary]

ive always been a moody guy

he can be so great yet kerr barely plays him even when stars are injured

now he got a serious injury

[minor smelt]

Cant wait to draft the wrong b robinson in fantasy

[devout estuary]

@dapper sorrel @vernal falcon @keen axle mercedes is under investigation by the fia for having an illegal front wing that closes 0.4 after it should

[devout estuary]

wait no not 0.4

wing basically has 2 phases

first one it makes it where the motion of the wing only semi closes so the sensors register it as closed, then a couple meters or milliseconds maybe seconds, the 2nd one fully closes the wing

[naive obsidian]

chat which country yall supporting in the world cup this year?

[keen axle]

@dapper sorrel @vernal falcon @devout estuary Fernando Alonso has missed the first activities in Suzuka to be present for the birth of his child

[naive obsidian]

im rooting for netherlands this year, what about yall?

[devout estuary]

@dapper sorrel THE BOARD OF GOVERNORS IN THE NBA HAS APPROVED EXPANSION TO LAS VEGAS AND SEATTLE

[devout estuary]

dad alonso

[keen axle]

Las Vegas Lakes

and Seattle Superstars

idk

[devout estuary]

seattle already had a team in the nba

they got a new owner for 07 and they forced a move to oklahoma despite promising to stay in seatle

[keen axle]

oh

[devout estuary]

seattle and the nba made a deal that if seattle were to have a team back they would keep the history and identity

[keen axle]

Well they can go back to seattle then?

[devout estuary]

so seattle supersonics

[dapper sorrel]

Seattle SuperSonics coming back 🙏

KD has another team to go to

[devout estuary]

the team that left already built an identity in okc

and nba wants to expand

cause of money

so the top 2 choices are seattle (since it had a team) and las vegas since yeah

[devout estuary]

ONLY team that will claim him when his career is over

[dapper sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-larping-mahito-jujutsu-kaisen-larper-gif-5475157444924658810

He gonna retire with the Wolves or some shit

[devout estuary]

supersonics rebuild will go hard on 2k29

[dapper sorrel]

Just to prove that all the alts were real

[devout estuary]

wolves getting a new logo

its there 90s logo mix with the new one

[keen axle]

What about other cities?

[dapper sorrel]

That shit was genuinely some ass

[dapper sorrel]

Not a bunch of teams they could do

[devout estuary]

the cities without teams arent as big

and they wouldnt generate enough money like a las vegas team

[dapper sorrel]

Most popular areas already have a bunch of people and people who like basketball

Plus a Las Vegas team when the raiders are consistently ass and they still make money

Imagine what the inaugural year of a Las Vegas NBA team will do

[devout estuary]

pretty much nba wants vegas and seattle because

Seattle- already has an established fanbase, history, and identity

Las Vegas- big city that can make insane amounts of money for the nba wether they are bad or good

[keen axle]

hmm

[dapper sorrel]

Las Vegas doesn’t have an identity but they do have locos and a lot of money

[devout estuary]

i think another city outside of vegas shouldve gotten a team tho

[solid barn]

I finally tried gliding in shockput and holy 😭

I messed up my ankles elbows face

[vernal falcon]

FUCKING FINALLY

[vernal falcon]

this is frickin adorable

[devout estuary]

NICO ROSBERG HAS TAKEN A SELFIE WITH HIS 2016 CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING CAR

WAR IS OVER

MERCEDES DOMINANCE IS OVER

[devout estuary]

@vernal falcon @dapper sorrel @keen axle mercedes front wing has been seen as legal by the fia even tho it closes after the required period

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-tweaking-tweak-out-tweak-gif-9626953229313588671

and hadjar is doing a hxh inspired helmet

[keen axle]

FIAcedes once again

Williams x DanDaDan watches

[devout estuary]

we all getting albon aira watch

https://tenor.com/view/alex-albon-indonesia-boat-dance-aura-farming-gif-18116694284125763339

[keen axle]

@devout estuary @vernal falcon @dapper sorrel Max boycotted his press conference until a British reporter left the room

The British reporter in question is the one who asked him about Spain after the 2025 Abu Dhabi GP

[minor smelt]

So he hates the british

Got it

[keen axle]

Its the other way around lmao

[visual bluff]

Lets see

[devout estuary]

DUDE THATS BEEN ALL OVER MY FEED

AND THERES NO CLIP

[devout estuary]

un

uh

hold on

[visual bluff]

Okay

[devout estuary]

hxh inspired not dragon ball

[visual bluff]

This is so cute.

Love it

[devout estuary]

i forgot what other drivers are doing special helmets

[keen axle]

Because its a private press conference

[devout estuary]

i think bottas gasly hadjar

[keen axle]

like the one on this sticker

[devout estuary]

not so private now!

[keen axle]

Well you know how media is

[devout estuary]

trye

true

especially british medis

[keen axle]

Trying to put max as the villain

[devout estuary]

ESPECIALLY BRITISH MEDIA

[keen axle]

ESPECIALLY ICYFLAT IN THE F1 25 WORLD

[devout estuary]

woah woah woah

f1 world?

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-tweaking-tweak-out-tweak-gif-9626953229313588671

[keen axle]

F1 25 CAREER MODE WORLD LMAO

[devout estuary]

no no no

leclerc is evil

not you

you shouldve seen what he said after japan!

what did he say

idk but he said some

[keen axle]

What did he say?

@devout estuary

BRO HADJAR FACE ON MAX HEAD IS MESSI

[devout estuary]

why does max in hadjar face look like an old lando😭

messi what are you doing here

[keen axle]

messi

[devout estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/vaya-gif-21097116

[keen axle]

Goat

Messi is doing messi things

[devout estuary]

jak crawford

future aston driver w yuki

[violet holly]

@dapper sorrel going to my first game in a few weeks vs the Nats

[whole fog]

congrats

[devout estuary]

@dapper sorrel do you know of the new jersey swamp dragons rebrand the nets tried to do

[dapper sorrel]

Didn’t see let me look it up real quickly

Imma be deadass

I like the jersey

[devout estuary]

i saw people saying vegas should do it for the fun of it

it got rejected cause the nba thought it was too childish

[gritty cipher]

I wanna play a sport but idk which sport to play , I like hockey but that's expensive and I'm in Cali so many field hockey?

[devout estuary]

@dapper sorrel warriors clinch a play in spot

no more aj dybansta

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-peter-parker-tom-holland-gif-8151781

[dapper sorrel]

KIMI LEADS

@devout estuary @keen axle KIMI LEADS

[keen axle]

KIMI LEASS

[devout estuary]

KIMI ANTONELLI

[keen axle]

LEADS*

[dapper sorrel]

NICOOO QUALIFIED 7th

WILL HE DROP?

[keen axle]

no

[dapper sorrel]

LIAM GOES BY 9TH

[keen axle]

I hope not

oh right i told you i was supporting audi this weekend LMAO

[dapper sorrel]

OHHHGGG MYYYYY GODDDDDDDD

OHHHHHHHHH

BORTOLETO IS FUCKING THIRD

[devout estuary]

BORTOLETO

[dapper sorrel]

BORTOLETO IS IN FUCKING THIRD

WILL LANDO TAKE NICO OUT OF Q2

HE DOES

[devout estuary]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stake-kick

[keen axle]

PIASTRI

OSCAR

[devout estuary]

PIASTRI

[dapper sorrel]

LANDO SURVIVES AND MAX VERSTAPPEN BARELY HANGS ON

[keen axle]

OH NO

[dapper sorrel]

PIASTRI TOOK POLE WHAG THE HELL

[devout estuary]

NORRIS P4

[keen axle]

please dont

[devout estuary]

AHEAD OF A MERC

https://klipy.com/gifs/f1-movie

[dapper sorrel]

Q2 IS OVER

[dapper sorrel]

MAX VERSTAPPEN WILL HEAD TO Q3

[devout estuary]

yooo theres 8 mins left

what is umai on

[vernal falcon]

lewis fucking hamilton better not end 5th

[keen axle]

YESSS I HOPE

[devout estuary]

HA

[dapper sorrel]

Already predicting

[devout estuary]

ferrari

[vernal falcon]

im going to ground him when he comes home

[devout estuary]

pia ant lec nor bor rus ham gas had ver top 10 rn

WHY IS GASLY AHEAD OF RB AGAIN BRO

[vernal falcon]

piastri?

pole?

[dapper sorrel]

Carlo Sainz rupture another appendix

[devout estuary]

who is tht

[vernal falcon]

oh

piastri top 10

wait

what place is oscar

[dapper sorrel]

Both RBs barely hang on

[dapper sorrel]

Pole

[vernal falcon]

HES POLE?

DEADASS?

[devout estuary]

red bull can pull a 1-2 with 3 seconds left and gasly will sonehow do a 30 sec lap

[dapper sorrel]

I CAN OFFICIALLY SAY

A AUDI OUTPERFORMED A MERCEDES

[vernal falcon]

mclaren team locked rhe hell in

[devout estuary]

its q2

[dapper sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-hit-the-jackpot-jackpot-meme-funny-capcut-gif-1677824033522469078

[vernal falcon]

woahhhhh

chill

[devout estuary]

but piastri is first in the session

[devout estuary]

haha...

LANDO LOCK IN

DEFEND THE #1

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[keen axle]

HELL YEAH LETS GO GABI

[devout estuary]

DO YOU REALLY WANT GEORGE RUSSELL TO HOLD THAT

[dapper sorrel]

I need Nico to break through the Reb Bull Line

[vernal falcon]

im gonna go sleep icy dm me on imsg the final top 10 grid

[devout estuary]

yes maam

[dapper sorrel]

Bortoleto drops Lando up to 5

[vernal falcon]

good nigjts lovelys go sleep soon

[devout estuary]

whats this

[dapper sorrel]

GEORGE ACTIVATES THE EVIL MERC ROCKET BUTTON AND HES SECOND

[devout estuary]

gabi max lewis top 3

GABI WINS

MAX P2

LEWIS P3

[vernal falcon]

LEWIS WHAT NOW

[devout estuary]

no

im lying

[vernal falcon]

i hate you

[devout estuary]

i was saying that for race result

[vernal falcon]

oh

yes

[devout estuary]

lewis no person best but 0.026 off oscar

[dapper sorrel]

CAN I SAY NICO BREAKS THROUGH A REDBULL LOCK OUT

[vernal falcon]

YAYYYYYY LEWIS PDIUM

[dapper sorrel]

WILL I BE ABLE TO SAY IT?

[vernal falcon]

i believe in it

[devout estuary]

lewis only p6

LECLERC FASTEST

[keen axle]

RUSSELL IS CRYING

LMAO

[devout estuary]

3 mins to go

[devout estuary]

check everything is insane

waaaaa waaaaa im not 7 seconds ahead of everyone

[keen axle]

oh my god

[dapper sorrel]

CHARLES

[devout estuary]

shit

[keen axle]

max is getting so knocked out

[dapper sorrel]

OSCARRRRRRRRR

[keen axle]

I dont want to see this

[dapper sorrel]

OHHH

MAX FALLS

[devout estuary]

OMG

HULK DOESNT DO IT

[dapper sorrel]

ARVID LINBLAD TAKES HIS SPOT

[keen axle]

FUCK

FUCK

[dapper sorrel]

HULKENBERG CANT SHINE

[keen axle]

god damnit

[dapper sorrel]

WILL LINBLAD OUTPEFORM THE RED BULL REAPER AND SHINE

OSCAR IN P3

[keen axle]

max is out

[devout estuary]

kimi fastest

[dapper sorrel]

ARVID LINBLAD SHINES

[devout estuary]

max p11

[keen axle]

[dapper sorrel]

HE TAKES OUT THE GOLIATH

HE SLAYS THE BEAST

HE WANTS A RED BULL SEAT

FOR ONCE

[keen axle]

this doesnt help

[dapper sorrel]

GEORGE DOESNT QUALIFY TOP 3 IN THE 2ND SESSION

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-drooling-emoji-emoji-crying-drooling-emoji-happy-drooling-emoji-gif-6797647355798896640

Anywhooo

Polar bear in Arlington Texas

Gasly is back in Q3

Oh shit this is technically Bortoletos first Q3

Because his car blew up the first time he did qualify

[devout estuary]

my phone died

fuck

[keen axle]

YEAHHH LETS GO

[dapper sorrel]

The martians have a death beam on earth and we have to beat them in a F1 race

I

WANT

GASLY

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[devout estuary]

gasly qatar 2021 performance incoming

[keen axle]

is nico through umai?

[devout estuary]

no

p13

[dapper sorrel]

No

He dropped

Bad

[devout estuary]

max ocon nico uh uh sainz

[keen axle]

NOOOO

[dapper sorrel]

Liam and Colapinto

[keen axle]

BUT GABI IS UP THERE

[devout estuary]

yeah them

[keen axle]

go bortoletoooo

[devout estuary]

7 constructors in q3

merc ferrari mclaren rb vcarb alpine audi

[dapper sorrel]

Polar Bear in Arlington Texas

Arvid Linblad first Q3

[devout estuary]

wasnt he in q3 in australia

[dapper sorrel]

Was he?

[devout estuary]

i think so

[dapper sorrel]

I was like 90% checked out because Nico wasn’t driving

But this is gonna be a fun one

Which Red Bull will falter

Will Lindblad make a statement

[devout estuary]

yeah p9

[dapper sorrel]

Or will Hadjar prove his seat

[devout estuary]

rus ant had lec pia nor ham law lin bor

[dapper sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-anakin-skywalker-ewan-mcgregor-hayden-christensen-lightsaber-duel-gif-25996335

[devout estuary]

top 10 in australia

[dapper sorrel]

Currently Kimi has the betting odds

It was Kimi -200

Russ and Charles are +350

[keen axle]

almost fell asleep

[keen axle]

What about oscar

[dapper sorrel]

KIMI SETS THE FASTEST TIME CURRENTLY

[dapper sorrel]

I dunno

[keen axle]

RUSELL P2

[dapper sorrel]

GEORGE PASSES THE LINE BUT FALLS SHIRT

HE CANT BEAK THE ITALIAN

[keen axle]

GABI P3

[dapper sorrel]

OHHHHH

GASLY P3

LANDO COMING IN LIKE A MONSTER

[keen axle]

HERE COME THE MCLAREN MEN

[dapper sorrel]

OSCAR BREAKING THROUGH LANDO TO TAKE THIRD

[keen axle]

LANDO ON THIRD

BUT OSCAR STEALS IT

[dapper sorrel]

LEWIS CANT GET AHEAD OF THE MCLARENS

HES 5TH

[keen axle]

NOW HERE COMES HAMILTON

fifth.

[dapper sorrel]

CHARLES LECLERCCCCCCC

[keen axle]

LECLERC

[dapper sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-benson-angry-rage-gif-21676938

[keen axle]

fifth.

[dapper sorrel]

BORTOLETO FALLING

[keen axle]

HADJAR 7th

[dapper sorrel]

LINBLAD YET TO CROSS

[devout estuary]

ferrari 5-6

YALL SUPPOSED TO BE WINNING BRO

[dapper sorrel]

MCLAREN ARE REMINDED THAT THEYRE CONSTRUCTION CHAMPIONS

AND THAT WAFFLE BROWN IS SUPPOSED TO BE A LEADER

[keen axle]

ANTONELLI THE YOUNG

[devout estuary]

please kimi it would be so funny

[keen axle]

MIGHT BECOME THE YOUNGEST DRIVER TO SCORE TWO CONSECUTIVE POLE POSITIONS

[dapper sorrel]

What’s wrong with Linblad?

He still hasn’t set a time

[devout estuary]

prob just bad outlap

and pitted

[keen axle]

he did

[dapper sorrel]

French 7-8

[keen axle]

its No Time

HAM HAD 6-7

wait

[devout estuary]

ok no onboards for 13

[keen axle]

HAM HAD GAS

OH MY GOD

[keen axle]

@devout estuary

[devout estuary]

THE HAM HAD GAS

ferrari will be hearing from my lawyers this isnt edible

[dapper sorrel]

I’m calling mild bowel syndrome

[devout estuary]

hello lando

george.

[dapper sorrel]

He owes me a nico podium

[devout estuary]

LEWIS

why is the guy petting the tire

lol

watch lewis get pole cause of it

[keen axle]

OKSY

THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

LEAD US THROUGH UMAI

[devout estuary]

CARS ARE OUT

umai so far ahead

so ill be back after quali

well when they start laps

[dapper sorrel]

Man I just realized that p1-6 is each team lockout

McLaren, Mercedes, Ferrari

Aaaand the rest are just teams who barely came in

It’s like stray puppies

[keen axle]

HOLY SHIT RUSSELL LOST IT ON THE FINAL CORNER

[fierce cedar]

Fk this team

[keen axle]

fuck everything man

[dapper sorrel]

GEORGEEEEEE

WOOOO

IM THE BIGGEST BORT

HES UP ONE POSITION

HE DROPPED BACK

OSCARRRR

[keen axle]

LECLERC P4

[dapper sorrel]

LINBLAD FIRST TIME

AND ITS P10

[devout estuary]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[keen axle]

Not bad

[devout estuary]

kimi on pole atleast

[keen axle]

BUT KIMI IS ON POLE

[devout estuary]

hold that george

[keen axle]

still he has an easier car to drive

ICY

DO NOT ALERT THE UMAI

OR THE VII

[devout estuary]

george makes me mad im sorry

THE ALPHA KIMI ON POLEE

[dapper sorrel]

GEORGE FRAUD DRIVING LIKE DOGSHIT

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-drooling-emoji-emoji-crying-drooling-emoji-happy-drooling-emoji-gif-6797647355798896640

[keen axle]

well get better

dont worry

[dapper sorrel]

KIMAYYYYYY

[keen axle]

mekies predicted us going poor

[devout estuary]

KIMI ANTONELLI BACK TO BACK POLES

[keen axle]

Youngest ever to do so

[devout estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/f1-movie-celebration-celebrate-crying-gif-7727107777105242447

[dapper sorrel]

THE ORDERS DONT CHANGE

ANDREI KIMI ANTONELLI

[shy pumice]

Still gutted...

[dapper sorrel]

HE TAKES PODIUM

YOUNGEST EVER TO TAKE A POLE POSITION BACK TO BACK

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

SUZUKA IS GONNA BE A RACE

[keen axle]

Its gonna be war

[dapper sorrel]

WHOS CAR WONT GET OFF THE GRID

WHO WILL HAVE A BAD START

AMD WHO WILL GLIDE THROUGH THE RACE AND WIN

HIS

NAME

IS

NICO HULKENBERG

[keen axle]

Max

[devout estuary]

https://klipy.com/gifs/oscar-piastri-op81-8

[keen axle]

But heh oscar is up there

And not oscar well

he will fight back

[dapper sorrel]

We all know Russell’s ego is hurt

So he’s gonna hit the beast boy button

[keen axle]

Not the 1990 senna

[dapper sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/beast-boy-hotrod-beast-boy-car-teen-titans-go-gif-16024673206365258569

[devout estuary]

waaaa waaaa why does ferrari not want me to have a 8 second advantage its not fair!

[keen axle]

welp im so tired guys

goodnight!

[dapper sorrel]

Toto I want P1

[devout estuary]

waaaa waaaa fia they have better starts ban them fia!

not soon beforee he starts hating on kimi we all know he does anyway

https://klipy.com/gifs/kimi-antonelli-kimi-antonelli-popcorn

[dapper sorrel]

Ok Russell activate McLaren Tooned rocket

Oh thank you Toto

[keen axle]

Osama

okay goodnight

[devout estuary]

gn apo

gn umai

[dapper sorrel]

Night app

Night icy

[devout estuary]

norris first time outqualified 3 times in a row

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-peter-parker-tom-holland-gif-8151781

[shy pumice]

Okay... where do I scream?

[visual bluff]

How does Gasly drag that

https://tenor.com/view/love-languages-gif-9096525883557511879

Into P7!?

[devout estuary]

cause red bull is p8

[visual bluff]

And 11th

Bruh

[signal badger]

oh my goodness max

look, no hate, i promise i would prefer max to be near the top, to put up a fight again

but it realy does appear that he's this year's 2025 lewis

hadjar outqualified him

i wonder if it's the new ford engine or the new battery rules that he isn't able to work with

[dreamy wharf]

@devout estuary sup

[keen axle]

@dapper sorrel @vernal falcon @devout estuary

NORTH KOREA AHH CENSORSHIP

onboard lap and they switch to the track cam to not show the engine clipping

[devout estuary]

theyre trying so hard not to show they messed up with the regs

[devout estuary]

@keen axle @dapper sorrel @vernal falcon WOOOOOOO RACE TIME

LETS GO KIMI LEWIS LANDO MAX NICO GABI

https://tenor.com/view/peter-parker-tom-holland-super-man-nodding-smile-gif-16401547

[keen axle]

delayed formation lap

[devout estuary]

ima do dishes so ill be back after

[devout estuary]

they waiting for oscars car to die i see

[keen axle]

WTF IS JACK BLACK DOING

[devout estuary]

JACK BLACK

https://klipy.com/gifs/jack-black-opening-book

[keen axle]

AND CHRIS PRATT

[devout estuary]

oh

ik why

super mario galaxy promo

mario and bowser

[dapper sorrel]

galaxy promo

they were playing the super mario music in the back

[devout estuary]

https://klipy.com/gifs/super-mario-super-mario-galaxy

[dapper sorrel]

icy you dont know the struggle im having with nauti rn

if hes on land he will die

[vernal falcon]

nina is watching the race

[dapper sorrel]

so i gotta do some acrobatics

[devout estuary]

NINA

[vernal falcon]

shes so grown now

[devout estuary]

time to make a call and scream guys

[devout estuary]

we will make a pool for him

[vernal falcon]

how interesting is japan usually

[devout estuary]

hasnt been in a while

[vernal falcon]

dammit

[dapper sorrel]

so sleep by lap 30

thank you

[vernal falcon]

how many la[s

[devout estuary]

but with these regs

we might see racing here finally

[dapper sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-drooling-emoji-emoji-crying-drooling-emoji-happy-drooling-emoji-gif-6797647355798896640

[devout estuary]

cause when you race here its beautiful

one of the best tracks in f1

[keen axle]

I dont know why f1 broadcast shows piastri starting third

[devout estuary]

piastri?

[keen axle]

ESPN LATAM INTERVIEWING JACK BLACK

[devout estuary]

they got a fan in the race rn?

[keen axle]

yes they should show not starting

[devout estuary]

oscar will start???

is that

NO

ITS SNACK BROWN

NOOOOOOOOO

[dapper sorrel]

why is waffle brown tellling me the moneyline

[devout estuary]

cadillac money line is about to make a milly

7 mins

ok dishes