sports

[minor smelt]

and okada and emmanwori as our safeties

plus julian love

It hurts to see Coby and Riq leave but honestly I don't think they were worth the money they were asking for

[devout estuary]

do you guys have a first rounder this year

[minor smelt]

should

yeah we have 1 first round and 1 second round

and a third

so hopefully the front office can have another banger draft

[devout estuary]

you guys been drafting well in recent years no?

think you guys got it

[minor smelt]

yeah

[devout estuary]

always a solid guy that should be 8-16 that falls so

solid rb in 2/3/4 and a defensive piece in 1/2

[minor smelt]

these are our first round picks over the last 4 years

[devout estuary]

whiterspoon jsn same draft

i did a texans mock draft in 2023

[minor smelt]

i wish i could find the chart

hold on

[devout estuary]

had them trading 2 for like an insane player and then getting trey lance as the qb then getting jsn at 12

since they had 2 and 12 im pretty sure

i was gonna run that in madden but never did

[devout estuary]

and now lance is a -68 ovr and jsn a 99 whos impossible to trade for

[minor smelt]

there

W trey lance

[devout estuary]

whos solid and who isnt i only recognize half the list murphy witherspoon jsn charbonnet walker

emmanwori sounds similar

[minor smelt]

the entire list are impact players

emmanwori was Tom Brady's Defensive rooke of the year

he came in 2nd

grey zabel had a 90% pass block win rate which puts him as like a top 2 or 3 rookie lineman

derick hall has just been really solid as an edge and had 2 sacks in the super bowl

cross is another great o lineman

and mafe was a solid linebacker who got a deal with the bengals

for like 3 years 60 mil

something like that

basically none of them are rotational or backups

all starters

[devout estuary]

@dapper sorrel

[devout estuary]

thats really solid then

i think you guys will be ok

if you guys can get 2 solid starters lets say on defense and get a solid rb in the 3rd or 4th you’ll be competing still

theres always good rbs late in the draft

allgeier was solid as like a 4th round pick

[minor smelt]

Wild work

[minor smelt]

@devout estuary holy thats quite a bit of money

[devout estuary]

daniel jones is making 88 MILLION😭😭

[devout estuary]

trade burrow

i bet bengals want not one but TWO lefty qbs in return

[minor smelt]

Hmmm

[devout estuary]

@dapper sorrel just one remains of the play in trio

[minor smelt]

I mean I guess

[shy pumice]

It's race week, and it's another week for Aston Martin's data collecting...

[visual bluff]

Another week of pain for yall Aston fans

[shy pumice]

Would be even more painful for them, when it's time for Suzuka after this race.

[visual bluff]

Let Suzuka be wet!

[keen axle]

week of pain for everyone

the engines are gonna die mid back straight

[visual bluff]

NGL. I like Shanghai

The track is decent.

[devout estuary]

@dapper sorrel kawhi has 36 with 8 mins to go in the 3rd

swing him the ball

let kawhi get 84

atleast more respectable in the record books than BAM ADEBAYO

[devout estuary]

kyler murray to the vikings

[minor smelt]

Not mad

[royal charm]

Broncos>>>> even tho they haven’t sign anyone yet

[devout estuary]

lindblad out of fp1

it could be a tough weekend

he has never raced here and its a sprint weekend

[shy pumice]

Just another testing for Aston Martin...

[devout estuary]

I WAKE UP TO LANDO P3 IN SPRINT QUALI???

https://tenor.com/view/alysa-liu-that's-what-i'm-fucking-talking-about-olympics-gif-6906426951215137825

they don’t even know how the engine works cause toto cause gave them the manual to a lego set instead oh my days

celebrating cause ik damn well lewis and charles gonna overtake him turn 1

enjoy the good times

[stoic cipher]

bro's obsessed with tht gif 😭

[signal badger]

this seems to be the year of the mercedes

i wonder how lewis is feeling, having left the team

also, apparently sources say the graphics are lying about the real speed of the cars? as they're embarrassed that cars need to decelerate immensly now, due to the new rules

[keen axle]

really? in australia they just hid it when it started super clipping

the problem is the battery

it doesnt hold a charge

[signal badger]

yea, they seriously need to rethink the whole thing, i think

[keen axle]

my phones battery holds a charge longer

[signal badger]

somehow, mercedes adapted to this the best out of everyone

maybe ferrari too

if their strategy in australia didn't suck, they could have won it

[keen axle]

True

[devout estuary]

absolutely

[visual bluff]

Okay. So Jeddah and Sahkir have been cancelled

[devout estuary]

they wontget replaced either

sigh

no f1 for a month

japan to miami

[keen axle]

good

my fav streamer can go live more often now

[dapper sorrel]

@devout estuary @vernal falcon @keen axle Formation lap baby

[vernal falcon]

im watching it rn

for once

heyyyy this is my first sprint

[dapper sorrel]

the kid with the oscar piastri hat

[vernal falcon]

i forgot whats different in sprints other than the amount of laps

[dapper sorrel]

the amount of laps

[devout estuary]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIRTHDAY RACE

[vernal falcon]

kill that kid for now wearing a vegetabhat

[devout estuary]

BRO EVERYTHING IS LAGGUING SO BAD

[vernal falcon]

so the stream wasnt the problem?

[devout estuary]

yeah justt my wifi

i could stream from my living room but then no ac

soooooo

[dapper sorrel]

hadjar the only one on softs

[vernal falcon]

ewwww what is totos hair

[dapper sorrel]

thats gonna be interesting

[vernal falcon]

omg

[dapper sorrel]

thats not toto

[devout estuary]

ooooo

[dapper sorrel]

😭

[vernal falcon]

that was toto dont tell me thats not toto that was toto

[dapper sorrel]

theyre lining up

[devout estuary]

FIRST RACE START WITH ALL 22 DRIVERS

[keen axle]

LETS DO THIS

[devout estuary]

NVM albon in pitlane

[dapper sorrel]

nico hulkenberg race like you do when I play on this track

[devout estuary]

PRE START TIME

[vernal falcon]

how does the grid for speint work

[devout estuary]

GO LWWIS

[vernal falcon]

LEWIS

LEWIS

[keen axle]

MAX HORRIBLE START

[devout estuary]

LANDOOOOO

[vernal falcon]

LEWISISSKSKAISKWAKELAIWLSLKWLSKWLSLWKDKWLSKSLS

[devout estuary]

LEWIS P2

[vernal falcon]

LEWISLEILSISLWISLWKSWLSIA OBT TMMFODID

[devout estuary]

OMG

[vernal falcon]

ONTMYY
LFOSODKS SN ICY

[dapper sorrel]

LEWISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[keen axle]

MAX IS BEHIND THE ASTONS

[vernal falcon]

IM SMILING LIKE CRAy

[devout estuary]

GO GO GO GO LEWIS

its so hard typing on pc

[keen axle]

HADJAR AND ANTONELLI

[devout estuary]

HADJAR ANTONELLI

man

[vernal falcon]

KIMI AND HADJAR

[keen axle]

THEY TOUCHED

[vernal falcon]

WHAT

LEWIS

[devout estuary]

LEWWWWWIS

[vernal falcon]

LARLALAOS

[devout estuary]

YES YES YES

[vernal falcon]

KWKSLWLWDLQLSLWKSL

GUYS

[keen axle]

FORD ENGINE SUCKS

[vernal falcon]

I CANT

[devout estuary]

FUCK YEAH

[vernal falcon]

OH MY GOD IM GOING TO EXPKODE

[keen axle]

LEWIS LEADS

[dapper sorrel]

WOW KIMI AND HADJAR

[devout estuary]

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE 44

[vernal falcon]

LEWIS IS SO BACK

44 IS SO BACK

[keen axle]

OMG

[dapper sorrel]

LEWISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[devout estuary]

VCARB AROUND

[dapper sorrel]

44

44

44

[keen axle]

LIndblad

[devout estuary]

LINDBLAD

BOOOOOOOOOOO

[keen axle]

RUSSELL TO THE LEAD

[devout estuary]

SWITCHBACK?

[keen axle]

MAX IS P15

[devout estuary]

NOOOO

[dapper sorrel]

LINBLAD

HE CANT GET BACK ON THE TRACK

GEORGE

WOW

[devout estuary]

ON THE OUTSIDE YES

[keen axle]

HAMILON TO THE LEAD

[dapper sorrel]

LEWIS

OHHHH MYYY GODDDDDDD

LEWIS HAMILTON IS LEADING

[keen axle]

ok guys but max p15

🫩

[dapper sorrel]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO NICO

HE WENT FROM 11 TO 20

[devout estuary]

go get that p4 on the orangee tractor lando go get em king

[vernal falcon]

i cant breathe it really is that serious

[devout estuary]

kimi alr p6 holy shit

[dapper sorrel]

KIMI CLAWING HIS WAY BACK UP

[vernal falcon]

im wearing my lewis shift

no im keepingnit for the race

[dapper sorrel]

LEWIS HAMILTON UP TO 19

[keen axle]

LEWIS KEEPS IT

[devout estuary]

GO CHARLES

GET GEORGE

CRASH HIM

[keen axle]

VII OMG

LEWIS

[vernal falcon]

charles kill george

[vernal falcon]

I KNOW

I KNWOWIWNAKWNAINWSKNSQOKWW

[keen axle]

CHARLES IS ATTACKING GEORGE

[vernal falcon]

you guys dont get how hard im smiling and cheering

[keen axle]

IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU

GO LEWIS

[vernal falcon]

GO LEWIS GO LEWIS

[devout estuary]

if only my wifi didnt suck

[keen axle]

Max P14 😭

[vernal falcon]

watch it on paddock

[keen axle]

LOOK AT THAT REAR WING

[dapper sorrel]

HADJAR ANTONELLI INCIDENT UNDER REVIEW

[keen axle]

RUSSELLL OVERTAKES HAM

[vernal falcon]

i hate you george

[devout estuary]

illegal engine btw

[vernal falcon]

okay mercedes pmo

LEAIS

[devout estuary]

BANG

[vernal falcon]

LEAOOSISLASKSSHAJAMSMKSSJJS

NSMWKSKQKSLWDL

[keen axle]

ANTONELLI NOW ATTACKING MCLARENS

[devout estuary]

kimi p4

[keen axle]

MAX P13

[devout estuary]

LLLLLL

illegal engine

[vernal falcon]

im gonna die

[keen axle]

RUN LANDO

RUN OSCAR

RUN

[dapper sorrel]

LEWISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[vernal falcon]

if lewis doesnt win

[dapper sorrel]

OHHHHH MY GOD WHAT A RUN

[vernal falcon]

oh my god

[keen axle]

EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE THE SAME ILLEGAL ENGINE

RUN

[carmine valve]

𝐀𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇

[keen axle]

LECLERC GOING FOR RUSSELL

[devout estuary]

kimi getting revenge for what lando and oscar did to him in canada before lando crashed

[vernal falcon]

leclerc please kill him

theres no pits in sprints right

[devout estuary]

nope

[dapper sorrel]

THEY JUST SAID SIX SEVEN

[keen axle]

MCLARENS IN A FORMATION DANCE

[dapper sorrel]

F1 IS BACK

[devout estuary]

so usually they just save their tires

[keen axle]

ANTONELLI DIVES IN

[devout estuary]

they dont wanna risk for quali

[keen axle]

RUSEELL TAKES THE LEAD NVM

[vernal falcon]

LEWIS I LOVE YOU

[vernal falcon]

NO HE DOESNT

[keen axle]

I KNOW

[vernal falcon]

LEWIS IS JUST THAT GUY

[keen axle]

HAMILTON SACANDO LOS CODOS

DEFENDIENDO ANTE RUSSELL

max got such a shit start again

[devout estuary]

omg lando had such a good run

[vernal falcon]

yk whos having a GREAT race

[keen axle]

LEWIS

[dapper sorrel]

Not nico

[keen axle]

GEROGE OVERTAKES LEWIS

[dapper sorrel]

i still dont know how we dropped

[keen axle]

RUSEELL STAYS IN THE LEAD

[dapper sorrel]

RUSSELL FROM THE HAIRPIN

[devout estuary]

only issue is that its kinda predictable

[dapper sorrel]

WOW

[keen axle]

MAX CATCHING TO THE STRAIGHT MODE TRAIN

and russell starts pulling away

[devout estuary]

booooooo

[dapper sorrel]

THE NEXT ARYTON SENNA DEFEBD MAX

DEFEND M,AX

[vernal falcon]

im mad

[dapper sorrel]

i got taco bell

[keen axle]

AND LECLERC IS GOING AFTER

[dapper sorrel]

woohoo

[vernal falcon]

im mad

can george explode rn

[keen axle]

FUCKING

[vernal falcon]

no one answered my question from earlier

[keen axle]

ANTONELLIS FAULT

[keen axle]

who

[devout estuary]

if mercedes werent scared of their customer teams having the same engine as them landoo would have george on a leash

[vernal falcon]

how does the starting grid for sprints work

[devout estuary]

normal

[keen axle]

KIMI HAS A 10 SECOND TIME PENALTY

[keen axle]

Sprint Qualifying

[vernal falcon]

LEWIS IS NOT STRUGGLING SHUT UP LECLERC SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

[devout estuary]

they qualify like normal

[vernal falcon]

oki

im

[keen axle]

And charles overtakes lewis

[vernal falcon]

okay

[devout estuary]

man george won

whateveer

[devout estuary]

we really got woody winning the championship

[keen axle]

Max cant get close to gabi

[keen axle]

tung tung tung sahur

[vernal falcon]

this is

yeah

okay

[devout estuary]

welp

[vernal falcon]

i shouldnt have watched this

[devout estuary]

boring part

[keen axle]

Max chasing gabi

[devout estuary]

LEWIS

[keen axle]

At least its 19 laps

OMG

[vernal falcon]

MEAIS

LEWI

[keen axle]

SE TOCARON

[vernal falcon]

SL

[devout estuary]

HOLY WHEEL TO WHEEL

[vernal falcon]

NO

[keen axle]

SE VAN A TOCAR

[devout estuary]

ITS OK VII

LONG STRAIGHT AFTER THESE CORNERS

[keen axle]

MAX CATCHES GABI

[devout estuary]

KIMI ALREADY THERE????

BRO

[vernal falcon]

kimi what the fuck

[devout estuary]

ITS ACTUALLY OVER

[keen axle]

They lost time in turn 1

[vernal falcon]

he has penalty anyway

antonelli just crash

dont ruin my day

[dapper sorrel]

PINCHE MADRE

[devout estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-higuruma-higuruma-anime-higuruma-oh-my-god-higuruma-son-gif-17189742323797679519

[dapper sorrel]

BORTOLETO DEFEND MAX

HULKENBERG DRIVE

LEWIS WIN

[keen axle]

MAX CANT EVEN CATCH HIM

fucking ford engine

[devout estuary]

watching this really doesnt make me wanna stay up till 3am

its just all mercedes

[dapper sorrel]

ooh shit its mother day tomorrow

im dead

[devout estuary]

like it was all mclaren last year but atleast lando and oscar were equal and max was in the mix

this is just overtake oh overtake for 8 laps then oh mercedes illegal engine now they 20 seconds ahead

[keen axle]

Max is suffering from understeer

Antonelli on lewis

[vernal falcon]

😕

[keen axle]

But lewis will fight back

[vernal falcon]

kimi has a penalty idc

how many secones

[devout estuary]

10

[keen axle]

MAX ON GABI AND OCON

WHAT A FLYING OVERTAKE

[vernal falcon]

oky good hamilton has 3rd

[dapper sorrel]

linblad retires

thank god

[devout estuary]

i think lewis had 2 top 3 finishes in sprints last year

win in china sprint and p3 in miami

[vernal falcon]

a podium is a podium

[keen axle]

MAX VS HADJAR

oh no

[devout estuary]

charles kimi crash would be sooooo funny rn

and george engine issue

[vernal falcon]

haha plssss

[keen axle]

MAX LOCKS UP

[devout estuary]

NOOOOOOO

[keen axle]

ALMOST KILLS HADJAR

[devout estuary]

NICO

SAFETY CAR PLEASE

PLEASE

PLEASE

[vernal falcon]

YES

[keen axle]

SAFETY CAR

[devout estuary]

YES YES YES YES YEES YES YES

[vernal falcon]

YES

YSYSYEYSYYSYEYSYS

[keen axle]

BOX BOX?

[devout estuary]

PIT LANE FULL

[keen axle]

Max is complaining about brake issues

[devout estuary]

KIMI WILL GO DOWN

RUSSELL

[vernal falcon]

ugh

ugh

[dapper sorrel]

nico fuck

[keen axle]

His brake duct is fucked

[dapper sorrel]

FUCK

[vernal falcon]

ughughugh

[dapper sorrel]

FUCKF

FUCK

[devout estuary]

GEORGE LECLERC NORRIS HAMILTON ANTONELLI PIASTRI

LAAWSON DIDNT PIT OR BEARMAN

FREE POINTS??

[keen axle]

Bad stop for max

[devout estuary]

ALONSO P13

[keen axle]

just end me already

[devout estuary]

POLAR BEAR IN ARLINGTON TEXAS

[vernal falcon]

holy smokes we are NOT seeing this guy in 27😭

[dapper sorrel]

BRING BACK THE DAMN 3 DECIMAL INTERVALS

PLEASE

[devout estuary]

RUSSELL VS LECLERC VS NORRIS VS HAMILTON VS Lawson? FOR THE WIN

[keen axle]

😭

[devout estuary]

ARVID LINDBLAD YOU ARE A RED BULL DRIVER

[dapper sorrel]

RARE FOOTAGE OF NICOS BACK UP CAR

[devout estuary]

marshalls sure taking their sweet timee

[dapper sorrel]

AUDIIIIIII

FIX HIS FUCKING CAR

[keen axle]

I have three decimal timings

[vernal falcon]

This is so weird

i miss green nico

[devout estuary]

2-3 lap sprint

bro this the second time they cant touch the car cause its basically a ball of electricity

[dapper sorrel]

when did bottas retire

[vernal falcon]

that was NOT 10 seconds

[devout estuary]

earlier

[keen axle]

wait what

[vernal falcon]

when did bottas not retire

[devout estuary]

yesterday they had gloves on to get lindblad or gabis car due to the electrical issue

[keen axle]

oh shit

[devout estuary]

these cars suck bro fix the engines

[dapper sorrel]

AUDI

[keen axle]

its like when KERS was added in 2009

[dapper sorrel]

I ONLY WATCH THESE FOR NICO

[devout estuary]

dont please george russell or we will have george vs colapinto in 3 years

[vernal falcon]

carlos again

[dapper sorrel]

MANUFACTORS FIX YOUR ENGINES

AUDI FIX YOUR FUCKING TELEMETRY ISSUE

NICO GO TO RED BULL

[keen axle]

bro ford engine is shit

the battery randomly discharges during formation lap

[devout estuary]

i speak for everyone when we want LEWIS VS NICO VS uhhhh

[keen axle]

at least for max

[keen axle]

MAX

[devout estuary]

SC ENDING

[vernal falcon]

lewis vs nico vs ocon but theyre all in mercedes cars

[devout estuary]

3 LAP SPRINT

CHARLES GEARBOX ISSUE?

[keen axle]

uh oh

[keen axle]

yes

[devout estuary]

oh ohh

can he crash george before

[keen axle]

NORRIS P3

ICY

[devout estuary]

oh just wheel spin ok

COME ON LANDO

[dapper sorrel]

SAFETY CAR ION THIS LAP

[devout estuary]

YOU CAN DO IT

YOU CAN DO IT LEWIS

[dapper sorrel]

LEWIS HAMILTON

[vernal falcon]

LEWIS CLOSE THE DAMN GAP

[dapper sorrel]

TAKE ADVANTAGE

[devout estuary]

PLS PLS PLS LEWIS LANDO TOP 3

CHARLES WILL GO FOR IT

CALLING IT RN

[dapper sorrel]

LEWISSSSSSSS

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[devout estuary]

NOOOOOOO

[keen axle]

UH OH

[devout estuary]

NVM

[keen axle]

LECLERC IS FADING

[devout estuary]

ITS OVER

ITS OVER

ITS OVER

[dapper sorrel]

https://klipy.com/gifs/squid-game-front-man-1

LEWISSSSSS

LEWISSSSSSSSS

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TWO LAPS

[vernal falcon]

when it says overtake enabled what does it mean

[dapper sorrel]

OVERTAKE ON

[devout estuary]

lewis on lando...

[dapper sorrel]

mushroom from mario kart

[vernal falcon]

i see

[keen axle]

MAX OVERTAKES GABI

[devout estuary]

thats the best explanation

sigh

[vernal falcon]

LEWIS

[keen axle]

LEWIS ON NORRIS

[vernal falcon]

YAYAYAYAYAYA

[dapper sorrel]

LEWIS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[vernal falcon]

sorry icy

[devout estuary]

its ok

mclaren sucks anyways

[vernal falcon]

LEWIS YAYYYYYYYYYTY

[dapper sorrel]

PIASTRI IN TROUBLE

[keen axle]

CHECO PENALTY

[dapper sorrel]

POSSIBLE SAFETY CAR INFRIGMENT

[devout estuary]

OMG CHARLES LESS THAN A SECOND

[vernal falcon]

wtf did checo do

[devout estuary]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[dapper sorrel]

MINISTER OF DEFENSE PENALIZED

[devout estuary]

OSCAR TO GIVE THE POSITION BACK

[dapper sorrel]

ANTONELLI IS CLIMBING BACK

NO

NO

[vernal falcon]

bro kimi stop it

[dapper sorrel]

Piastri forced to give up his place

IGNORE THEM

[keen axle]

MAX OCERTAKES GASLY

[dapper sorrel]

STAY IN FRONT

[devout estuary]

omg OMG CHARLES PLEEASSE WIN THIS

[dapper sorrel]

STAY IN FRONT

[vernal falcon]

1.2 i doubt

[dapper sorrel]

FINAL LAP

FINAL LAP

GOGOGO

[vernal falcon]

wait highkey he might

[dapper sorrel]

PUSH PUSH

[keen axle]

CHARLES PUSH

[devout estuary]

FUCK FUCK FUCK

DAMMIT

FUCK THIS

FUCK GEORGEE RUSSELL

[devout estuary]

FUCK TOTO

[dapper sorrel]

LEWISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[devout estuary]

GIVE US THE REAL FUCKING ENGINE

[dapper sorrel]

HES ON THE PODIUM

https://klipy.com/gifs/squid-game-front-man-1

SIR LEWIS HAMILTON FINALLY ON THE PODIUM

[keen axle]

man this is the most chaotic boring sprint race ive ever seen

[vernal falcon]

YAAAAYYYYYYYY i guess

LEWIS ON THE PODIUM YAYYYYYY

i remember how last season lewis had a great race then got a 10 second penalty for nothinf and i got so angry that i went to work

[keen axle]

WTF

WHYS THERE DEBRIS

[dapper sorrel]

gotta be up for another three hours

[keen axle]

uh oh

max is fed up

[dapper sorrel]

wait wdym the race is at 12am for me

ruh roh

[vernal falcon]

sergio got a penalty for what now

[devout estuary]

yeah its fun cause you have an illegal engine that puts you ahead every lap

[dapper sorrel]

safety car infringement

[devout estuary]

an absoulte joke you let a ferrari overtake you

[vernal falcon]

whatd he do

[dapper sorrel]

I dunno

played roblox using the telemetry

[vernal falcon]

all those 44 flags are me

[dapper sorrel]

cracked streams are geniuenly the funniest thing ever

[vernal falcon]

@devout estuary

are you watching qualifying?

[dapper sorrel]

qual is in like 3 hours

shes probably gonna be asleep

[vernal falcon]

i know

[vernal falcon]

i will be

[dapper sorrel]

ik imma be up for it

only 12am

[devout estuary]

idk

[vernal falcon]

thats why im asking him if he’s watching it so he can tell me lewis’ grid starting place whatever

[vernal falcon]

oki tell me lewis’ place

[dapper sorrel]

P1

[keen axle]

Guys anyone else to watch nls race

[devout estuary]

rn im really pissed off and i dont even care about the rest of the weekend

[vernal falcon]

hopefully

[keen axle]

Max debut

[dapper sorrel]

george russell kryptonian powered engine blew up

[devout estuary]

mercedes will qualify 1-2 kimi will bottle the start ferrari will be in the fight until mercedes activate their engine boost go ahead 40 seconds and SOMEHOW ferrari wi have an opportunity to win and absolutely choke it like always

and red bull will recreate this

[keen axle]

Bro it already happened in 2014

I mean at least we didnt stay with honda

[devout estuary]

and lando just gonna be 40 seconds behind the leaders and 50 seconds ahead of everyone else

oscar gonna be doing side quests all year long

then mercedes 1-2 by 50 seconds to finish the race

wow!

[keen axle]

You mentioned something abt instructions

that toto gave mclaren lego instructions

[devout estuary]

yeah

an entire “figure it out cause you made us look bad the last 2 years”

fuck toto honestly

[keen axle]

lmao

apparently max had the same pace as hamilton in the soft tyre

[devout estuary]

cant wait for when mclaren has a fucking wii as the software so lando puts george on an absolute leash

hell even oscar

@vernal falcon if i stay up ill send you a full run down of the grid for the race

if i wake up to some dsq or grid penalty or whatever then i wont end up telling you cause ill be sleep

[keen axle]

Wait did he actually screw them over

[devout estuary]

mercedes gave them the required info thats it

mercedes run a different software too

even williams complaining about it

[keen axle]

wait

[devout estuary]

mclaren williams alpine cant run the engine to its maximum potential cause mercedes didnt tell them how

[keen axle]

so basically they gave mclaren an rtx 5090 computer

But without WINDOWS INSTALLED?

[devout estuary]

yeah pretty much

[keen axle]

i mean

coming from mercedes

[devout estuary]

mclaren williams alpine didnt even run the real engine till australia

[keen axle]

they want to avoid a repeat of 2014

[devout estuary]

they were giving a low powered one for testing

[keen axle]

where all of a sudden a non mercedes car would be on pole

Like williams on austria 2014

[devout estuary]

and the warriors are losing

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

[devout estuary]

mercedes are bums

[keen axle]

Ik

[devout estuary]

carried by lewis and rosberg

[keen axle]

They actively worked with the fia on the 2014 engine

[devout estuary]

carried by illegal engines

when they had to be equal with everyone they got absolute destroyed

so they have to resort to ways to “outsmart” the rules so they have advantages

absolute bums

[keen axle]

I mean

yeah

Lewis carmilton

but still he did great races

[devout estuary]

tbh every driver to win had an car behind them at minimum 1/3 of the season

[keen axle]

Not keke rosberg in 82

[devout estuary]

like max in 2024

[keen axle]

nah red bull got sabotaged by newey

[devout estuary]

won 7/10 first races and kept being consistent and taking advantages of landos mistakes and great drivers in brazil and qatar

[keen axle]

I mean lando almost did

[devout estuary]

lando wouldve done it if he didnt bottle every single pole start apart from singapore

he had insane race pace in 2024

and then after a race he would just bash himself cause he had low confidence

didnt help he cares about what others think so online hate just destroyed him mentally

[keen axle]

I mean online hate

is 50% people who actually hate him for winning

just like max

lewis

vettel

schumi

and the other 50% is because of what lando says in the media

[devout estuary]

yeah

[keen axle]

Icy

Breaking news

[devout estuary]

races lando couldve won in 2024
canada
spain
austria
silverstone
hungary
italy
baku
cota
mexico

[keen axle]

Its official

[devout estuary]

yeah i saw

no race for an entire month

im glad

i dont gotta see woody win and then act like he doesnt have a rocketship

[keen axle]

lmao

[keen axle]

that was lando as well

[devout estuary]

lando gave up that gimmick after like 2 races

george gonna do this all season

he gonna even bring up red bull cause its george

george saying rb couldve won even tho rb looking at the engine instructions like this

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-mbappe-confused-confused-reading-football-gif-8132885908812711530

[keen axle]

thats not true

you dont even believe it

[keen axle]

LMAO

[keen axle]

George: “Magically I won, I didn’t think we would win”

As if you didnt lead the practice sessions and got on pole

[devout estuary]

lando throughout 2024 and 2025 said most race weekends they were the quickest or had the fastest car and if he didnt perform he’d blame himself cause he had the car to win, there was some races he has stated red bull were fastest and in some i can admit they werent but in others yes

[devout estuary]

george: “idk i expected red bull to be quick”
red bull subplot vs ollie bearman for p12

[keen axle]

😭

this is why they kept the matte livery for 9 years

[devout estuary]

red bull goes for aura ONE YEAR and pull a 2025 ferrari

[keen axle]

max said he had no power at the start

again

[devout estuary]

trash regs

is it possible hes running out of battery during the formation or is it a full no power shutdown

like most drivers are having when starting a car this year

hadjar said he doesnt know why antonelli was so aggressive cause he has a rocketship😭

well why antonelli was overexcited

whatever same meaning

[keen axle]

@devout estuary

[devout estuary]

ok i see

hopefully they fix it soon enough

its getting annoying seeing cars not even start or shut down entirely

[keen axle]

Its the turbolag

Ferrari fixed it by making the turbo smaller

[devout estuary]

which helps with the starts

[keen axle]

yesh

[devout estuary]

ferrari: we made our turbo smaller surely the fia wont ban see this as a competitive advantage and ban it like they do with any other invention
fia:

what did i even write

absolute grammatical disaster

new version

[keen axle]

lmao

[devout estuary]

ferrari: we make turbo, maybe fia wont think bad
fia:

yeah i dont even wanna send the sticker

[keen axle]

im gonna steal your stickers

[keen axle]

steals

[devout estuary]

landooooo

i can inv you to those servers

[keen axle]

yea suree

[devout estuary]

im falling asleep rn ill do it when i wake up

i have lando and f1 ones so its like 8 servers

[keen axle]

ohh

okayy tyy

[keen axle]

goodnight icyy

[devout estuary]

gn apo

[dapper sorrel]

i had a heart attack for a sec

[shy pumice]

The Suffering™ continues for the Green™...

[dapper sorrel]

@devout estuary THE DEAL MERCEDES MADE WITH THE DEVIL IS OVER

RUSSELL CANT USE HIS CAR

[shy pumice]

Kimi is still in this fight...

[dapper sorrel]

@devout estuary KIMI ANDREI ANTONELLI HAS MADE HISTORY

HE IS THE YOUNGEST GRAND PRIX POLESITTER IN FORMULA ONE HISTORY

@vernal falcon Lewis Hamilton on Podium

P3

was P2 but somehow Russel pulled off a P2 with the illegal engine

[shy pumice]

KIMI ON POLE! RAHHHHH!

[edgy shard]

W username

[signal badger]

damn, lewis was leader for a while in the sprint, did this ever happen last year?

meanwhile, max looks to be the 2025 lewis X3

[devout estuary]

I FELL ASLEEP

KIMI ANTONELLI POLE SITTER BUT THIS TIME IN A GRAND PRIX

[signal badger]

oh wait, nvm what i said, lewis literally won the china sprint last year X3

yea, kudos kimi, great form!

took the record away from vettel

[keen axle]

YES

[signal badger]

will try to catch the race tomorrow live

gonna be super early

[keen axle]

but i mean

its gonna be the same shit

merc and ferrari fighting the first couple laps

then merc taking lead and pulling away

[shy pumice]

And an Aston Martin double DNF.

[vernal falcon]

LESSSSSSSSSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[devout estuary]

ok just saw quali

george has an issue super early in the session

mclarens were strong but fell apart in that long straight

kimi was on fire

[visual bluff]

Pierre dragged the tractor into the top 10 once again

https://tenor.com/view/como-kung-fu-panda-how-idk-i-dont-no-gif-5173331986620374410

And infront of Max. Again

Guess more wind tunnel time helped

[devout estuary]

mclaren bringing upgrades to japan

no bahrain and saudi will help mclaren develop the car even more but with very limited data

just testing australia china japan

[visual bluff]

I do wish we had tracks replacing Bahrain and Saudi

But I guess its fair not too

But If they did. They should do Istanbul Park and Imola

[devout estuary]

imola and portimao

istanbul park too close to the conflict

[visual bluff]

Ah yeah

[keen axle]

In covid it was easy because most of the tracks were closed doors

Except for nurburgring

uh mugello?

[visual bluff]

Yes

That track was choas for its only race

[keen axle]

Bahrain and Saudi Arabia officially called off

[shy pumice]

I was thinking of Fuji...

[minor smelt]

@devout estuary you see this?😭

[devout estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

mooney was so good for us

we will only have 3 races until june

and NO F1 26 DLC YET

[devout estuary]

they could be trying to reschedule it

“they will not take place in April” ok fia

[keen axle]

assetto corsa players:

[devout estuary]

doing the 81626187th lap of f1 25 and seeing verstappen and norris dunk 20 seconds on you in the first 3 laps and seeing both ferrari dnf with your teammate being in p17

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-jesse-go-carts-carts-breaking-bad-gif-17676884435308122323

[dapper sorrel]

@devout estuary LAKERS NUGGETS GOING TO OVERTIME

[devout estuary]

hello

[dapper sorrel]

AUSTIN REAVES MISSED THE FREE THROW ON PURPOSE AND GETS A FLOATER TO SAVE THE GAME

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[devout estuary]

reaves sent the game to ot?

missing ft on purpose reminds me of steven adams missing on purpose and westbrook shooting a deep 3

[keen axle]

LMAO

[devout estuary]

@dapper sorrel did i just see luka game winner and GAME WINNING BLOCK???

MVP DPOTY

[devout estuary]

CHINESE GP WOOOOOOO

LANDO CAR HAS AN ISSUE

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

PITLANE START

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

[keen axle]

ICY YOU AWAKE

Lando is rolling to the garage

uhoh

@devout estuary

[devout estuary]

i hate these cars

rocking my ferrari hoodie for this racee

this intro so fire

[vernal falcon]

mclaren

[devout estuary]

i hate my life

atleast lando won a wdc!

LANDO WHERE ARE YOU

[keen axle]

BOTH MCLARENS ARE ON THE PITLSNE

[devout estuary]

DONT TELL ME HE FULLY OUT

[keen axle]

VIII

[devout estuary]

NOOOOOOOO

[dapper sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[keen axle]

norris cam turned off

[devout estuary]

DAWG

[dapper sorrel]

its 12am im only here for hulkenberg'

[devout estuary]

LANDO OSCAR GABI ALBON PITLANEE STARS???

3rd row has been killed

everyone but mercedes

[keen axle]

so many blank spaces lmao

[keen axle]

HI UMAI

[devout estuary]

you gotta be kidding me

[keen axle]

ty mercedes

[devout estuary]

no way oscaar doesnt have race AGAIN

[vernal falcon]

george hacked the cars

[keen axle]

Hiii viiii

omg you guys are awake

[vernal falcon]

hai apo

[devout estuary]

WRONG TEAM CAUSE FERRARI WILL OVERTAKE HIM TURN 1

[keen axle]

ily all

[devout estuary]

we love you too apo

[keen axle]

lets have a fun race

[devout estuary]

BROOOOOO

[keen axle]

and i hope max gets some places

[devout estuary]

PLEASE TELL ME MCLAREN HAS A ROCKET INSIDE THAT CAR AND WE GET A SAFETY CAR

formation lap

[shy pumice]

Well, the McLarens might start at the pit lane.

[keen axle]

max dont deploy the battery ffs

[devout estuary]

2018 Ricciardo...

i thought i saw your face today

[keen axle]

piastri is in the car

[devout estuary]

what a performance that race wasd

p6 to win right?

p6 p5

[keen axle]

yes

[devout estuary]

divebomb on bottas

[keen axle]

divebomb after divebomb

meanwhile max killed seb

[devout estuary]

crofty sighing when he didnt get the overtake on bottas but then he did anyways

[vernal falcon]

bro what is happening

[devout estuary]

bottas covers it up BUT HE CANT COVER IT UP ENOUGH

[shy pumice]

I didn't get Crofty over here.

[devout estuary]

GABI IS OUT????

BRO FUCK

[keen axle]

cmon ford

[devout estuary]

OMG

LMAAOOOOOO

[keen axle]

LMAOO GASLY OVERSHOT

[devout estuary]

GASLY

[dapper sorrel]

I FUCKING HATE AUDI

[keen axle]

I JUST SAW HIM BACK UP

[devout estuary]

LANDO 2025 BAHRAIN

ALBON OUT TOO

NOOOOOOO

OSCAR OUT

BRUH

[vernal falcon]

LEAKSIOASKLWSOKWOSKWODOEKKEEKS

OSWOSKOWKSOSKAKSKKSKEKSKSKS

[keen axle]

again a shit start for max

kill me

[vernal falcon]

AAJHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHHAHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE

[devout estuary]

LEWIS HAMILTON

[vernal falcon]

HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEJEJEHEJJEEJJEBEEHHEEJEHEHEHEH LEWIS

[devout estuary]

SIR LEWIS HAMILTON LEADS THE 2026 CHINESE GRAND PRIX

[vernal falcon]

LEWIS RUN

RUNNNNN LEWISSSS

[keen axle]

There was a yellow flag

[vernal falcon]

THEYRE ALL CHASING U RUNNNNNNNB

[vernal falcon]

shut up no

oh

[devout estuary]

BEARMAN???

[keen axle]

Bro bearman pushed hadjar

[vernal falcon]

hadjar spun out?

[devout estuary]

OHHHHH

[keen axle]

HADJAR SPUN

WHAT A DISASTER FOR RED BULL

BRO THEY ARE GONNA TOUCH

[devout estuary]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

HADJAR BOX BOX

[dapper sorrel]

HADJAR GONE

GASLY LOCKUP

[devout estuary]

ALPINE 5-6????

GOD DAMN MCLAREN LOOK AT WHO YOU HAVE IN P6

[dapper sorrel]

HULKENBERG BOTTLES

[keen axle]

BRO I AM LOOKING AT MAX ONBOARD AND RAFE AT THE SAME TIME

[dapper sorrel]

NOOOOO

[keen axle]

CMON LEWIS

[devout estuary]

ALONSO P11??

[shy pumice]

Mclarens are out...

[dapper sorrel]

ALPINE IS ON THE MERC ENGINE BTW

[devout estuary]

YOU CAN DO IT LEWIS

FUCK

[shy pumice]

THAT'S MY RAIKKONEN, COME ON, KIMI!

[keen axle]

BOTH MCLARENS RETIRE

[devout estuary]

man

i think

[keen axle]

at least they are not suffering like rb

[devout estuary]

i miss ground effects...

[shy pumice]

Looks like Lando ain't keeping the #1 next year.

[keen axle]

Oh shit perez and bottas collided

That was the yellow flag

[devout estuary]

still a better wdc than alonnso bum ass

[keen axle]

???

[shy pumice]

What?

[dapper sorrel]

ricks f1 addiction wouldve slimed you already

[shy pumice]

Where was that coming from?

[dapper sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-ishowspeed-sad-speed-sad-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-gif-15369473229454623659

[keen axle]

everyone would have slimed you

[vernal falcon]

can i become fia president and nuke mercedes

lewis go back to mercedes

[dapper sorrel]

investigate mercedes

[vernal falcon]

replace george please bro

[keen axle]

HOW CAN A VCARB BE FASTER THAN A RED BULL

i love this widget

[dapper sorrel]

linblad locked up and hes still ahead of verstappen

[keen axle]

Not anymore

NVM

FUCK

[devout estuary]

max MAX

MAD MAX

[dapper sorrel]

alpine in top 5 is literally polar bear in arlington texas

[keen axle]

lmao

[vernal falcon]

im gonna kill everyone

everyone is dying

[devout estuary]

maybe i shouldve slept

[vernal falcon]

literally

NO

ICY

[dapper sorrel]

i shouldve went to bed

[vernal falcon]

SIR LEWIS HAMILTON WILLLLLLLL BE ON PODIUM

EHEHEJEHEHJEJAJEJEJEJH LEWIS

Lewis. Pick up the pace.

Lewis. Lewis Hamilton. Please fucking win.

[devout estuary]

LANDOS DEAD AND YOURE TELLING ME THIS LANDO AND OSCAR WERE JUST KILLEED BY ZAK AND YOURE TELLING ME THIS

[dapper sorrel]

holy shit linblad almost red flagged the entire race

a shame

[vernal falcon]

but

[shy pumice]

Wait a minute, that's not the Sochi P1 trophy.

[vernal falcon]

lewis podium

[keen axle]

Lindblad is a mfker

[vernal falcon]

aight ure dragging it

[dapper sorrel]

wouldve been more fun if we had a red flag rn

[devout estuary]

HES DEAD

[vernal falcon]

wouldve been more fun if the red flag was george blowing up

[vernal falcon]

lewis!

[dapper sorrel]

and then a secret investigation where merc engine is powered by kryptonite

[keen axle]

Trying to kill max second race in a row

[vernal falcon]

why is charles so close charles stop it

[shy pumice]

Sorry about that, I'm trying to make a joke...

[dapper sorrel]

and theyre disqualified from construction

[vernal falcon]

okay chill

chill wait chill

[devout estuary]

mercedes engine is actually insane

[vernal falcon]

mercedes is my team but im pissed oh my god

[dapper sorrel]

its like the fast and furious nitro car

[devout estuary]

if merc gets dsq from wcc THATS A FERRARI WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

[dapper sorrel]

hit the nitro button and that shit went flying

[vernal falcon]

fortnite reference

[keen axle]

supporting more lewis than mercedes

[dapper sorrel]

good move hulky wulky

[vernal falcon]

i am

[devout estuary]

LEWIS NO

[vernal falcon]

mercedes is my team but lewis is my driver

WHAT HAPPENED TO LEWIS

[keen axle]

and kimi?

[vernal falcon]

DONT SCARE ME

[devout estuary]

guess who i am you guys

[vernal falcon]

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

[keen axle]

Nothing

[devout estuary]

no they just said he had deployment issues

[vernal falcon]

and kimi till yesterday

[keen axle]

Looks like max is pitting soon

[keen axle]

LMAO

[devout estuary]

hes prob just draining battery to keeep up

[keen axle]

add max now

[vernal falcon]

sir lewis fucking hamilton lock the hell in

[devout estuary]

lando kimi oscar lewis lindblad

[devout estuary]

VCARBS GOINGG AT IT

[keen axle]

okay geto i will

[vernal falcon]

awesome

[devout estuary]

hey wait kimi leads

YES

[dapper sorrel]

what a lockup limblad

[devout estuary]

IT WAS WORTH IT STAYING UP YES

[keen axle]

WE ARE REVIEWING

bro max left front tyre looks like shit

[devout estuary]

ok lwk lawson switchback after lindblad lock up was clean

[vernal falcon]

im angry

im angry at george

[devout estuary]

ITS EITHER HIM OR FREAKING WOODY

[vernal falcon]

im angry at mercedes

im angry at toto

[keen axle]

MAX PITS

[vernal falcon]

YAYYYYYYYYY KIMIIIIII

YAYYYYYY

[devout estuary]

MAX IN

LIAM ANND MAX ARE IN

[vernal falcon]

shit ass pit

[shy pumice]

I'm happy for both Merc drivers...

[keen axle]

bro redbull wtf