games-club

[whole jacinth]

Mhm

I already have her -

[torpid sundial]

What game is that?

[strange cloud]

Lol people just wanna say that phrase even if they dont mean it

[upper hinge]

Twitter

[rare lintel]

Literally incorrect because graveller can come out of them too

Oh?

[midnight sail]

[autumn charm]

[random monolith]

Fact checked

[calm iris]

Why

[shy crest]

tbf really easy challenge

[calm iris]

I know

But

I did all of 7,99 heals in a single match

[shy crest]

oh lmao

didnt know that meter was that accurate

[calm iris]

It isn't that accurate. I'm overexaggerating. But this one frustrating second that was left ugh.

[rare lintel]

@gloomy void @strange cloud I beat Lady Maria first try

that was actually a very good boss fight

[glad river]

cod 2023 has been delayed till 2024

[safe scaffold]

@north spade ROADING

[bright parcel]

no way you think a shitty logo is gonna just suddenly halt sales😭 😭

sf is still heavy in the fgc lol i doubt its gonna sell that bad

[north spade]

road

[gloomy void]

👏

[formal zephyr]

Also Dorito Pope Awards will make Elden Ring GOTY so duuuuhhhh

[random monolith]

the what awards

[kindred cipher]

I took america

https://tenor.com/view/the-w-gif-22866098

[random monolith]

hope u didnt massacre my country on ur way there

[molten galleon]

Stay away from 🇨🇦

[grand crater]

@magic whale overwatch?

[torpid sundial]

Is Overwatch good?

[rare lintel]

No

~ Quote provided by 99% of the player base

[ember aspen]

I restarted my legends Arceus play through and I caught a shiny starly without even knowing it was a shiny at first

[random monolith]

this world is unfair

[left yacht]

Hii

[bright parcel]

Overwatch is a colorful team-based action game starring a diverse cast of powerful heroes. Travel the world, build a team, and contest objectives in exhilarating 6v6 combat.

[rare lintel]

You're not funny

[bright parcel]

im being informational

[unreal cipher]

Overwatch is a masterpiece 👨‍💻

[torpid sundial]

Ok so mixed views

[bright parcel]

no, shots said its a masterpiece so it has to be

why would people lie online

😨

[rare lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-buster-baxter-bunny-you-really-think-someone-would-do-that-go-on-the-internet-and-tell-lies-gif-17527378

[twilit nacelle]

Ikr 🙄

They can't be possible

[shy crest]

Got back into kid icarus uprising, great game

[molten galleon]

Indeed

[shy crest]

On chapter 10

[bright parcel]

might pick it up when i get another sd card for my 3ds cause I havent played it myself

[magic whale]

I was slumped

[high garnet]

Thing was practically a dance to the death

was awesome

Was gonna say "now go beat X" but that's a spoiler so

[bright parcel]

😨

[midnight sail]

Seeing that Elden ring is getting well received by mostly everyone is my confirmation to prepurchase it rn

[kindred cipher]

I'm buying it once its available on steam. so excited!

[midnight sail]

What a time to be alive

🤝

[kindred cipher]

foul tarnished...

in search of the elden ring

Bruh they can’t even fit all of them in one ad

[formal zephyr]

At first yes but after the ActBliz controversy no.

Until then the fate of Overwatch rest in Microsoft's hands

[pure onyx]

Ayyyyyy let's gooooo

[midnight sail]

Pre downloading rn

[pure onyx]

Yeee

[strange cloud]

If you enjoyed any souls game before, yea its safe to say just pre download now

[pure onyx]

I got alot work to do before I can play it but I'm excited

Sigh hwork and project load go brrrer

[glad river]

Damn is it really that good

[rare lintel]

Brb starting a review page just so I can give it a 9.9 out of 10

[calm iris]

wow

[ebon nest]

Elden ring looks fun

I lied I haven’t seen literally anything of it I just wanted to be part of something

[glad river]

Lol

Not really my type of game

[molten galleon]

What's your type of game ?

[glad river]

tbh idk i just know i dont like games like eldenring

[rare lintel]

So you don't like good games

[midnight sail]

Damn, what about the Nier games?

Or you just don’t like RPG in general

[glad river]

never tried them

[glad river]

[midnight sail]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-leaving-walk-out-walk-away-gif-12008922

[glad river]

[molten galleon]

I dont like them

[midnight sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-22469622

[molten galleon]

You like monster hunter ?

[glad river]

no

[strange cloud]

Lmao!! Hes such a diva

[molten galleon]

Fighting games ?

Blaze blue?

Guilty gear ?

DB fighterz

[rare lintel]

Is Guilty Gear worth trying

[random monolith]

elder ring gonna be my first souls game

should i be afraid

[rare lintel]

Yes

Yes you should

[glad river]

not really

[rare lintel]

"Hey guys I've never had spice before, I think I'll try a Carolina Reaper"

[gloomy void]

I think Progression is a lot more nuanced because of Open World. People have been saying that it’s easier, but granted this is a Souls-game. So they could just be affected by the difficulty curve of previous games and just are more used to it.

[gloomy void]

^ About Elden Ring

They’ve added tools like summons to help you in difficult bosses. Completely separate to the Co-Op get friends to help

[rare lintel]

How are the poison swamps

[gloomy void]

Idk

Haven’t checked too deeply

[random monolith]

if its comparable to a Carolina Reaper then ill be fine

[gloomy void]

It’s releasing in like…. 5 hours from now lol

Point is that in a Souls-Game, do not be afraid to die or lose haha.

[random monolith]

part of the experience

[gloomy void]

Exactly lol! That’s the whole point of the Souls series. Hopefully you’ll like it, but different preferences and the like haha.

[random monolith]

i take pride in being a stubborn gamer but this game gonna test me thats for sure

[rare lintel]

Couldn't be me

I've been speeding through Bloodborne

the last boss that gave me trouble was Blood starved

Ignore the fact that I legit died to living failures then proceeded to beat Maria first try

[normal heath]

seems like ER has stuff to help it be a bit more accessible too.

[ebon nest]

Bro if I’m starting out in spices I’m going for the hardest one out there

Just so I can except everything else to be easier

What kinda weak strat is starting out soft

[gloomy void]

I mean, so that it’s easier to habituate and feels less like it’s a hard wall if we’re talking about the serious specific reason

Like if you’re gonna use a different analogy, you could also use an analogy of - with no experience - trying to deadlift 1000lbs. Tackling the hardest thing won’t always be the most profitable.

[shy crest]

Elden ring looks really cool, not sure how fond of the horse combat i will be

[pure onyx]

2 hours 10 minutes until elden ring release

HYPE

[kindred cipher]

why can’t it just turn blue now

[pure onyx]

i sorta need the time

get 2 projects done

[normal heath]

i'll probably end up gettign it Saturday or so.

[stiff prism]

You did check all your specs right?

[pure onyx]

o im over the recommened

i got an rtx 2060

[kindred cipher]

What is the recommended gpu again?

I have an gtx 1660 ti

[pure onyx]

reccomended

u should be good

[normal heath]

yeah I'm good too.

[pure onyx]

my intel core is literally i7-8700

which is like 2% worse than the k

so i should be good

[kindred cipher]

Nice

[midnight sail]

we going controller or kbm

[kindred cipher]

yeah I'm definitely not playing a souls game with a keyboard and mouse

it just doesn't seem right with me

[midnight sail]

bet

I am going with dualsense controller

[kindred cipher]

yeah imma use my ps4 controller

[pure onyx]

always keyboard mouse for me

[kindred cipher]

surprisingly 46 gigs to download

I thought it was going to be more

[normal heath]

I have the $20 xbox controller i use for games like these.

[stiff prism]

I have an xbox one controller i got for christmas years ago

works fine

comfy too

[kindred cipher]

34 more minutes!

[pure onyx]

shiiiiii

tzs are dogs

[normal heath]

my contoller is used for things like Souls games or monster hunter stuff that just doesn't work on keyboard.

[pure onyx]

ah ic ic

personally prefer it on keyboard mouse but thats me

[normal heath]

sometimes keyboard controls don't work out too well when you're left hand favored.

[gloomy void]

Y’all kept counting so I made this 😭

The more you count, the longer it’s gonna take

[midnight sail]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[pure onyx]

i finished my research paper

LET ME IN

[kindred cipher]

5 minutes!!!

[pure onyx]

damn wish i had my streaming stuff set up by today cus damn this would be a fun thing to start with LOL

IT IS TIME TARNISHED

[midnight sail]

https://tenor.com/view/black-friday-sale-fun-like-a-chicken-crowd-gif-15729755

[kindred cipher]

lets goooooo

[pure onyx]

where is it

[kindred cipher]

bruh LMAO

[midnight sail]

click on it

[pure onyx]

yeah apprently its still greyed out for many people

[midnight sail]

wait nvm

[pure onyx]

i think too many people trying to get at it

this is the right time tho

[gloomy void]

Lmao it’d be funny if Steam crashed or something

[kindred cipher]

I guess we wait..

[pure onyx]

high possibility

anyone wanna vc while waiting

and enjoy first moments

[kindred cipher]

sure

[pure onyx]

together

[gloomy void]

I bet like everyone keeps task-managing Steam to Open/Close lol

[pure onyx]

yep

same

it up

it up

wait tf

unpacking

[midnight sail]

BRO WHAT IS THIS

[kindred cipher]

the whole world is elden ring

[pure onyx]

o mine is installing

20 gb out of 49

[kindred cipher]

IM IN!!!!

[pure onyx]

I AM ALSO IN

it begins

[normal heath]

choose wisely.

[pure onyx]

i might go prisoner

cus dex and int sounds like what i wanna do

im going bandit

highest arcane

sounds good

[midnight sail]

IT"S TO PLAY THE GAAAAMME

[pure onyx]

BEST BOY TORRENT

[kindred cipher]

So good

[pure onyx]

parrying is fun

dead

[gloomy void]

THE DUNG EATER

[pure onyx]

the DUNG eater

almoooooost

dungeon boss

btw

dagger rough early dooood

LETS GO

quickstep niiiice

fun boss legit

ill keep spoilering images prob for the week

[gloomy void]

Yeah these messages on the ground are what I’d expect to see from soulsborne fans smhmh lmao

[pure onyx]

PFF

big spoil

lets gooooo

well not big

time to stack that VIGOR

5 levels feels good

TORENNNT

my weapon is so badly suited for thsi fight

yeah in general horseback gonna be rough if im using a dagger

need longer weapon

bruh parries are so niiice

bruh "try legs"

smh

o im moving fast

well i wanna unlock more stuff before hardcore exploring

[stiff prism]

what gpu have you got

[pure onyx]

me? rtx 2060

im gettin some lag spikes once in a bit

but im on high graphics

not max tho

also margit rough

[stiff prism]

I can probably play it on max iirc but I dont like those types of games

[shy crest]

how big is the map?

[pure onyx]

its a big map

idk how big

bro theres a char that gives u a hug

theres

a hugs character

o u can change cosmetics too

this is the best

@gloomy void have u gotten to margit yet?

[gloomy void]

I don’t think so lol.

Had to get off after meeting Melina cause research and stuff

[pure onyx]

ah ic ic

[bright parcel]

holy shit finally

so close to finishing the greed mode unlocks this mode sucks so much

only about 100 coins left

:sob: :sob: :sob:

[pure onyx]

game is beautiful

but poison swamp

[random monolith]

glace what class u choose

[pure onyx]

bandit

[random monolith]

whats the benefit of being a bandit

[pure onyx]

nothin its prob the worse class LOL

i just like knife

plus ill be making more characters

[random monolith]

but the classes all have different abilities right

[pure onyx]

uhhh

idk actually

[random monolith]

hmmm

all ik about the game is that it had those classes, unless it just for style i would assume they give u different perks

[pure onyx]

yooo I almost beat a boss im nowhere near strong enough for

each of this boiss hits do 3/4th of my health and i do 60 dmg and he has like 2k health

[random monolith]

gl

[pure onyx]

yeah its not an early game boss

i headed out

[random monolith]

speed running smh

[pure onyx]

back to the boss i should be fighting

who ive died to like 25 times now

i need more flaasks so baddly

im still at the starter amount

o

i have 5 instead of 4 now

slightly better

BRO this phase 2 IS INSANE

[random monolith]

have fun

[pure onyx]

NOOO i got to phase 2 with only using 1 heal

should get em soon tho

bro why this guy harder to me than nameless

[bright parcel]

https://twitter.com/AltriveEpic/status/1497052467745361924?t=W0Uo2vDDLw4Cvcf1BeaM1A&s=19

Altrive (@AltriveEpic)

Elden Ring is kind of like Dark Souls

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Twitter · Feb 25, 2022, 3:34 AM

[random monolith]

damn really?

now that i think about it they are kinda similar

[pure onyx]

@kindred cipher @midnight sail have either of u gotten to margit yet?

i must be underleveled or dagger is just awful cus im at 45 deaths on him

man is like as hard as nameless for me rn

[kindred cipher]

I had to make a new game the class I had wasn't very good

[pure onyx]

bandit pre awful

i mean i knew id have a hard time lol the highest stat is luck

i thought arcane was magic

its just luck

[kindred cipher]

I had to use the weeb class

but its actually pretty op

[pure onyx]

yeah long range feels insane

have u gotten to margit?

i wanna see what an actually decent class can do v him

[kindred cipher]

I don't think so. im not sure who that is

[pure onyx]

a

legit

im scared of this game now when one of the first bosses is in my opinion about as hard as pontiff at a bare minimum

except theres no parry cheese

NO

i almost got him but i got comboed

[midnight sail]

I don't think so, the first boss i've have do run away is the the ||crucible knight ||

that one is too damn tuff for me rn

[pure onyx]

idk where that is

[midnight sail]

||stormhill evergaol ||legit you can't beat it without lvling up first

[pure onyx]

yeah i mean most of the non story are like that

this a story boss :>

[midnight sail]

ahhh ok

[pure onyx]

i garuntee only 10% of people who bought the game gonna beat em

[midnight sail]

yeah I am pretty sure this thing is non story cause DAMN

tbh I am just wandering the map

and getting my ass whooped lmao

[pure onyx]

like im getting constant apprecials

they heal u btw

but like if get hit once in phase 2

u die

cus u get comboed

[midnight sail]

just straight up one shoted?

[pure onyx]

and ive memorized every single move

comboed

[midnight sail]

yeah

[pure onyx]

not 1 shot

comboed

u cant dodge out

[midnight sail]

same with this boss that I am fighting, you get comboed and it's over

[pure onyx]

even with memorizing every move

his phase 1 is the most RNG determined bs ever

sometimes he uses the easiest to punish moves over and over

and sometimes he uses a frame 1 attack on loop

this man harder than names

[midnight sail]

yeah im just abusing the parry, cause it's the only effective move tbh

memorize enemy moves and then parry parry parry lmao

[pure onyx]

yeah combo'd to death

u cant parry this man

well u can but u cant repost

takes 2 parrys to repost apparently

yeah im genuinely finding him harder than nameless king

its a very similar fight

bro im at 3 hours of attempts

o

im using a bad weapon for it he has super armor and heavys break it

haha aha

also its a tiny arena u can just fall off of

i also just have a plus 1

[kindred cipher]

@pure onyx you were right margit is hell

[pure onyx]

yeah legit having harder time with this guy than anyone in ds3

bro i beat midir on my 2nd attempt

[midnight sail]

I just got to margit lmaooooooo

[pure onyx]

yeah hf

i dont think im beating him tonight

on like 70 attempts

might make new char cus dagger seems awful

tbf as usual

[kindred cipher]

I just almost beat him

[pure onyx]

just lost my closest attempt

in 3 hours

4 no

w

this has gone from fun to infuriating why is the 1st story boss harder than nameless king

brO

[midnight sail]

well im making somewhat progress lmao, parried him twice

[pure onyx]

bruh

btw how much dmg does ur weapon do to him per hit

my plus 2 dagger

does 45

[midnight sail]

not even paying attention lemme fight him again real quick

64

[pure onyx]

a

[midnight sail]

284 for crit

[pure onyx]

how u get a crit?

[midnight sail]

i mean after i parry and attack

[pure onyx]

bruh

just got knocked off for the 2nd time

[weary pier]

@rare lintel still need a bonsly?

[pure onyx]

his 2nd phase 3 hit combo

hammer something into cane into floor

is legit undodgable

like i get hit by something from it every attempt

[weary pier]

Crimson mirelands complete

[pure onyx]

he switches the rythem of the fight every other attack with his 5 different ombos depending on where the hammer is

bruh this man makes nameless feel like a cakewalk of rythem for me

...

i had a damageless first phae

then i get 1 shot by the broken 3 hit combo

sigh

so close

so i cant actually dodge the 3 hit combo unless i never approach him since dagger range means 3 rolls dont get out of it

k im officially tilted

i dodge so many things

then his 1 frame attack

fun

fun

wait i could have a plus 1 flask by now

i do not

BRO i just got hit by a 9 hit combo

and he just threw out

i counted

a 12 hit combo

which i dodged most of but dont matter

this boss has more combo stuff than any boss ive ever seen

attempt 90

lets GO

whered the other 2 go?

[pure onyx]

wow i switch to the uchi

this is so much easier

should get him in the next few attempts :D

NO

he was like 2 hits off bleed too

but i got stock on teh floor

fun

over 100 attempts now

honeslty this arena makes him go from an insanely hard but fun boss to irritating

I beat him

legit crying

115attempts

i sleep now, sorry for clutering the chat i thought either of the 2 would respond

[unreal cipher]

:DonoWall:

[high garnet]

Sheer determination

Good job on beating him

[midnight sail]

Yoooo!! Sorry, I had to sleep early but good job!!

[strange cloud]

Where can I level

Like im getting souls

But

Who do i go to

[midnight sail]

You have to unlock a specific site first

[strange cloud]

Just tell me

[midnight sail]

Or rest at a specific one

Give me a sec

[strange cloud]

Do your flasks automatically regen?

[midnight sail]

When you rest yes

[strange cloud]

Ohhh you have to rest

But enemies return

[midnight sail]

True

But you kinda have to if you wanna lvl up, but I’m not a big souls player so idk how people react to things like that lol

[strange cloud]

Hmm

[midnight sail]

Also

[strange cloud]

Ohhh I reached here

[midnight sail]

She’s really pretty, the cutscene oooff

[strange cloud]

Oh my

[midnight sail]

Melina

[strange cloud]

Lets gooooo!!! So Melina is our maiden

[midnight sail]

Yup!!!

[strange cloud]

Every souls game has one

[midnight sail]

I’m gonna have to join an Elden ring server specifically for emotes and stickers of melina

[strange cloud]

I have one that a friend of mine mods in

Its the reddit one

[midnight sail]

How has performance been for you Skye?

[rare lintel]

Nah I got that little shite

[midnight sail]

[grand crater]

Man's awake at 7 am to play elden ring

[strange cloud]

Wow this is the hardest one by far

I cant beat this knight with the spear

Thats wild

[midnight sail]

If I’m usually awake for xp you bet I’m up early for a good video game lol!!

[bright parcel]

lol!!!!

[strange cloud]

Im playing on Ps5 and that one has the best performance out of all atm

Pc has a ton of stutter

[bright parcel]

didnt nibel tweet out saying it runs better on ps4 than 5

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1496865563448066051?t=7pNC3iMyjvYJmnASd-vT8g&s=19

Nibel (@Nibellion)

Digital Foundry has analyzed ELDEN RING (ver. 1.02)

PS5 and XSX run at 45-60 FPS in performance mode and 30-60 FPS in quality mode

XSX/S can benefit from VRR for a more stable 60 FPS; to get stable on PS5, it is recommended to play the PS4 version

https://t.co/dRK6qUfxk7 https://t.co/GMh5Ov9JWZ

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Twitter · Feb 24, 2022, 3:12 PM

[midnight sail]

Yeah the performance usually drops when exploring new areas but it’s been pretty good overall, a few frame drops here and there. But not during fights

[grand crater]

Xp? Bro xp for what

[midnight sail]

lvl 100 bro

I’m back on the grind

Well at least until the xp boost is over

[analog fjord]

Elden ring is based

[kindred cipher]

[strange cloud]

Im debating on going mage

Cause this is just too much

[midnight sail]

Oh you can switch mid way right?

[strange cloud]

Nah I would just re do

All these big things that show up are impossible to kill

[midnight sail]

I’m gonna have to min max and lvl up my character so that boss fights get easier

[strange cloud]

Did u kill that ||big troll thing by the gate||

[grand crater]

Que pendejadas

[midnight sail]

Mmm I don’t think so, I killed a ||big troll on the bridge near the top right of the map ||

[midnight sail]

OH I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

Nah I rode past it by horse lol

[midnight sail]

My custom role is gonna be Principal Nezu

[grand crater]

NOOOOOOOO

[rare lintel]

That'd be funny

[strange cloud]

That was crazy.. literally archers shooting at you and this goliath thing is going after you too

Wondering if theres any bosses in first area

Before the gate

[midnight sail]

Beat me to lvl 100 then

[midnight sail]

||There’s an evergaol if you follow the road going south ||

But I’m pretty sure those are non story bosses cause damn they’re impossible to beat

[strange cloud]

Lmao this guy in a horse just destroyed me

[midnight sail]

Rip

[analog fjord]

I dont get the hype of elden ring

Its a souls game

[sacred stone]

exactly

its a souls game

almost always good

[strange cloud]

Yea im going mage

This game way too hard

[midnight sail]

Lemme know how that goes

[rare lintel]

you literally just answered your own question

[grand crater]

Make your role "Pendejadas"

That would be funny af

[midnight sail]

It has to be an in-universe character or oc

Bozo

[pure onyx]

Pfff

Saints how's the Mardit attempts going

[midnight sail]

I’ve only gotten him down to half so far still learning second phase

[pure onyx]

U mean hell

[midnight sail]

But I’m not gonna play until later I have a dentist appointment in 30 minutes

[pure onyx]

I'm getting ready for school lol I have a ton of work to do today when I get home tooo

[midnight sail]

Bet, then we’ll suffer together later

[pure onyx]

But uh yeah unfortunately my best advice is leaning which moves u garentee get a hit or multiple hits on

And pray to RNG for him to constantly use rhem

Also get phase 1 perfect

Legit same as nameless lol

What weap are u using btw since turns out bleed is kinda nice v him

[midnight sail]

Yeah I have been consistently getting through phase 1 but maaaan

Alright gtg! Gotta blast!

[pure onyx]

Peace

[weary pier]

Congrats

I just gotta go evolve Eevee to glaceon to complete cobalt coastlands

[pure onyx]

Poggo

Bout time

[rare lintel]

do you have an espeon yet?

[grand crater]

Yeah your oc's quirk is pendejo

[rare lintel]

Is your idea of humour saying the same word over and over expecting somebody to laugh?

pretty sure that's the definition of insanity

[grand crater]

You wouldnt get the joke cause you dont have friends outside of the server to enjoy spending time with

[glad river]

Bruh

[strange cloud]

@midnight sail lmao I keep doing co op on this one boss

[midnight sail]

Lynx spitting tho

[strange cloud]

Just to level

Its great

[midnight sail]

So it’s worth it?

[strange cloud]

Mage is amazing

Oh yes

[midnight sail]

Bet, I just got out of the dentist, I have the rest of the day to play

[strange cloud]

Def play co op

Muuuuch easier for boss areas

I got 3 rune arcs

[midnight sail]

Noted

[midnight sail]

Magista**

[molten galleon]

Wow things escalated quickly

[weary pier]

No lol

I'm missing couple eeveelutions for fieldlands

[rare lintel]

If it's a joke with your irl friends why do you keep making it on discord to people across the globe

also how does a single word classify as a joke tf

[rare lintel]

Dammit

I don't wanna spend ages trying to befriend an eevee

[pure onyx]

Yeee coop is super fun for first playthroughs cus u get to learn the game at a good curve

But did u pick up ur summon bell?

Cus the first attempt I used it u beat the boss

[midnight sail]

ahhhh ok will do

and no i haven't

im about to get on

[pure onyx]

Yeah u need to grab that I forgot it

Cus it's sorta cheeky where u get it cus the game is like 3x harder without it

And it's mega easy to miss

[midnight sail]

is it near the beginning?

[pure onyx]

Mhm

At night I believe

U have to rest at a specific grace

And u get a cutscene

[midnight sail]

ohhhh with a ||witch?||

[pure onyx]

Ye

[grand crater]

Friendless behavior

[magic whale]

ok pendejo

[rare lintel]

I feel bad for your friends for having to deal with you constantly

[strange cloud]

I havent used the summoning thing yet. Dont know how to

But my magic is op as heck right now

[rare lintel]

you breaking the game already skye?

[strange cloud]

Mages make the game easier

Just cant get hit

For boss fights in co op its super broken

🤣

This game is general is a lot harder than Demon Souls remake

@midnight sail omg rofl!!

Joined someones co op. They both got 1 shotted as soon as we walked in

[midnight sail]

yeah this one is tuff, I finally got to the beach area lol

hahahahahahahah

[strange cloud]

Im dying!! 🤣🤣🤣

[midnight sail]

poor souls

did you clip it?

[strange cloud]

No I dont know how to

Damn that was classic

[midnight sail]

turn on shadow play on geforce experience!

and i bet it was hilarious

[strange cloud]

Soon as we walked in... i aggroed the boss, dodged and the boss did this jumping down move and killed them both at same time

[midnight sail]

smh you got em killed

[strange cloud]

[midnight sail]

[strange cloud]

This is something Nezu would do to me

[midnight sail]

it's something i'd do to him

[strange cloud]

[bright parcel]

that took way too long

[somber hamlet]

definitely getting elden ring as soon as im home for spring break

[strange cloud]

@midnight sail that boss as soon as you step outside with the golden gear

Wow

Even with two people and its taking forever

[midnight sail]

yeah i don't mess with those lol! im at the beach rn

pretty interesting boss

with a ||gravity sword||

[strange cloud]

Lmaooo this guy just had to block me

Sigh

My own teammate

I should come back later for this

[midnight sail]

im just farming small enemies so i can lvl up cause man is it tough going into boss battles under lvl

[eternal vigil]

Might wait til they fix Elden Ring for PC

[magic whale]

Calebcity was streaming it yesterday

[eternal vigil]

It has plenty of PC running bugs

[magic whale]

saw him get folded

[midnight sail]

hahahahahah i've died so many times so far in my first 10 hours

more than a 100 ez

and pc version isn't bad for me, just frame drops when going into areas on horseback

[bright narwhal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVDFJRM6F9k

new short Valve game

[eternal vigil]

No way

[midnight sail]

LMAOOOO

[somber hamlet]

lol

[strange cloud]

@midnight sail were you at the cave on the beach? The dark one?

[midnight sail]

there are 2

i did both already

one of them leads you back to the first cave (start of game)

[strange cloud]

Ahh ok

Im at the dark one

Coastal cave

[midnight sail]

ohhhh ok yeah, that one's tuff

if you have the summoning bell, you can get through it

[strange cloud]

Lol I dont even know how to use

How

[midnight sail]

do you have it? you can summon different animals/monsters but you can only summon them in specific areas

on the bottom left corner you'll see a purple silhouette of a tombstone when it's available

[glad river]

i cant believe people dont like dying light

i mean unless its the second game

[strange cloud]

Ohhh

Also.. this cave took me across to that island with the dragon statue thing

Is there a dungeon here?

I went everywhere

Where was that second dungeon u said was by the beach

[midnight sail]

oh no the second cave entrance is somewhere else

you have to go baack to the start

[strange cloud]

Stranded Graveyard?

Only one by the beach is coastal cave

[midnight sail]

sea side ruins

||you have to fall off the cliff on horseback on the spiral thingy idk what they're called.||

[strange cloud]

Ohhhh i can port there i didnt see it though

Wait what

Wheres the entrance @midnight sail

Is it on top?

Ive had that location but I dont know where the dungeon is

[midnight sail]

where you at?

you on the beach?

[strange cloud]

No

[midnight sail]

you up top?

[strange cloud]

I went up from the beach on those air things

[midnight sail]

no, you have to go specifically to the site from the ss

seaside ruins

[strange cloud]

So jumping back down to the beach?

Im so confused

[midnight sail]

yeah so you're gonna go to the site and walk along the edge going south, you'll see down below one of those air thingys

you have to jump off

i know it's confusing cause there're 2 beach sites with air things lol

[strange cloud]

Lol this gravity guy isnt a boss

[midnight sail]

mini one lol

but i like what it doprs

[strange cloud]

Lmao wow

[midnight sail]

also go into the cave

[strange cloud]

Yea this takes you to the beginning of the game

[midnight sail]

the item in there is pretty cool too

[eternal vigil]

Which class you guys are going for?

[midnight sail]

i went with warrior

bruh i have all these golden runes SMH

im noob

[strange cloud]

I use those things if im just missing a bit for a level up

[midnight sail]

yeah cause you don't lose inventory if you die right?

[strange cloud]

Nope

[midnight sail]

yeah then it's good that i didn't consume them all lol

cause im banking rn

[strange cloud]

Lol wow I just learned about that jump stun

[midnight sail]

Yeah it's an effective combo

[eternal vigil]

Epic, hope it's similar to the Warrior class in DS

[strong thistle]

Ah yes, my berserk build has finally come to fruition

[kindred cipher]

What have you done

[wanton sorrel]

everyone shUsh

NEW PORTAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVDFJRM6F9k

NEW PORTA

L

[rare lintel]

Enji I don't know how to tell you this

but that has nothing to do with portals

[kindred cipher]

[wanton sorrel]

It’s still aperature

I’m hype

[rare lintel]

You're hyped to have a desk job?

[upper hinge]

Kinda hype

[strong thistle]

Listening to guts theme while playing

[kindred cipher]

[wanton sorrel]

Better than my retail job standing for 8 1/2 hrs straight

[rare lintel]

Jesus christ

Are you ok

[wanton sorrel]

My ankles are BURNING and I can hardly sleep at night from pain

But at least I make a dollar above minimum wage!!!! And get an unpaid lunch break!!!!

[rare lintel]

[bright parcel]

lynx discovers retail lol

[ebon nest]

^

You get used to it

I only get a 30 minute break with 9 hours everyday

And I gotta carry a lot of boxes im so tired

[rare lintel]

That's not the point you clown

I'm more shocked at how much pain enji is in

[bright parcel]

they didnt mention anything about pain until after you got shocked by "standing for 8 and a half hours"

[ebon nest]

Yeah I doubt it’s the worst part of it

[pure onyx]

ok why does ur map look so nice

mine is this

[midnight sail]

You have to find pieces of the map around the world

BUT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I just beat Margit the moment you pinged lmaoooooooo

[pure onyx]

LOOOL

u did it!!

hes hard

so hard

[midnight sail]

yeah but i kinda cheesed it

I had my jellyfish

idk where to dump my rune points into tbh

we rich

[bright parcel]

jellyfishing

[midnight sail]

would've been funny if once you beat margit and walk up the path, 2 more of them spawn and wreck your shit lmaooo

[sterile violet]

Why

[midnight sail]

[rare lintel]

https://twitter.com/sambbury/status/1497030720115642369?s=20&t=_gT6S4BwRWj7cgLHl0xLgA

sam🎈 @ home office (@sambbury)

My doctor loves video games, here was yesterdays interaction:

Me: You excited for Elden Ring?"
Doc: Are you kidding me? I'm counting down the hours.
Me: I think I'm gonna get it.
Doc: Given I'm currently writing you anti anxiety medication, I medically can't recommend Elden Ring

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Twitter · Feb 25, 2022, 2:08 AM

[weary pier]

I'm going out of town so I'm gonna be playing arceus all 3 hours of the drive 🙏

[pure onyx]

owaah

niceee

[bright narwhal]

from game's steam page description

💀

they atleast finally mentioned "Portal 3"

we are one step closer

[bright parcel]

wdym

portal 3 already came out

[bright narwhal]

[tidal lotus]

Portal Stories Mel

[bright narwhal]

oh yeah I remember that

thats a really good mod

iirc Valve even made it canon to the story. It was really cool and how much effort put into that.

[weary pier]

I just got a random shiny shinx

Epic

[random monolith]

ive only found one shiny out of luck

game hates me

[ebon nest]

havent found one

so i dont think it does

[random monolith]

shame

can always get the free one tho

[ebon nest]

no

lame

booo

sucks

[random monolith]

true

[ebon nest]

given shinies doodoo

[long trail]

Anyone here play dance rail 3 for iOS

It’s a mobile rhythm game

[weary pier]

@rare lintel still need Espeon??

[pure onyx]

YO LETS GO

@midnight sail @strange cloud

fighting this guy on horseback is awesome

@kindred cipher he fun

[midnight sail]

yoooooooo

nice nice

[pure onyx]

dragon time

ok

think ill come for him later LOL

[pure onyx]

sigh i lost 3.5k

have any of u fought the 50 on 1 gank fight boss?

[midnight sail]

I haven't... I just defeated a big ass bear rn, it was tough as hell

[pure onyx]

o NIC

also

i just found where u can use arcane

this class is actually not useless lets go

time to level faith

[midnight sail]

yeah I wanna level up arcane so i can use this a certain weapon

and beeeeet

[pure onyx]

wuh weapon

also where i can i find a map piece

[midnight sail]

you know where you meet melina?

in that camp? before entering the gate

[pure onyx]

o

thats where im looking actually

[midnight sail]

yeah it's against aa pillar

you'll see the glowing orb

either that or I am tripping

but I think it should be in that army camp

[pure onyx]

havent found it

gimme a sec just cleared it out

oop

there it is

[midnight sail]

you got it???

[pure onyx]

ok i was blind

[midnight sail]

beeeett

[pure onyx]

yeh

UAH its so NICE

im miffed i didnt go with a golden seed as the starter item btw

well i found the easiest mini boss so far

an assassin

[midnight sail]

where is that one at?

[pure onyx]

uhhhhh i dont remember lolll

uh

where u get the uchi

west of a bridge north

[strong thistle]

[midnight sail]

BERSERK MODE

ALSO WHERE DID I END UP?????

looks epic tho

but I think im gonna call it a night, this world is truly special

beautiful places hidden in plain site

[strong thistle]

Wtf

Bro I stumbled into a monster ||with a huge bell ringing|| and it was scary as shit

[midnight sail]

this game is an instant classic for sure

and I have only scratched the surface

like literally only scratched the surface cause ||I am no where near the surface physically ||lmao

[pure onyx]

o

i got to || godrick's || phase 2 on 1st attempt feeling good

[midnight sail]

oh I aint touching that anytime soon lmao

im on the other side of the map rn

[pure onyx]

LOL fair

ive cleaned up alot recently

right next few attempts not even getting close lol

[midnight sail]

WOW (same area from picture before)

[pure onyx]

fun second boss

@midnight sail

BRUH 3 levels

[midnight sail]

Nice!!!!

[pure onyx]

all in faith

im going some wack shiii

[midnight sail]

🙏

[pure onyx]

BRO

this VIEW

im not gonna post cus i want ya'll to see it first time

but its insane

insane

excuse me

[pure onyx]

yay

k gottim

[rare lintel]

No I got one

@weary pier

I literally only need spiritomb

[pure onyx]

HAHA GET MURKED BIRD

is that the time

[strange cloud]

I beat him last night too

Ran behind him with horse then moves out once he telegraphs his attacks. Magic op

@midnight sail did you go towards right side of map by any chance

||I teleported from the chest and went over there. I just wanted the meteorite staff||

[strong thistle]

Where did you get that

[wide geyser]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730315793203593316/946308462437081149/giphy.gif

[midnight sail]

||I did, I got REKT by jumbo shrimps SMH ||

[midnight sail]

WAIT, is that weapon good??

Cause I went to that place by chance

[strange cloud]

For mages heck yea

Its one of the best weapons early on in the game

Atleast till lvl 40ish

My character is an absolute unit in co op

Glass cannon

[midnight sail]

Also I don’t know if I’m playing my 1st play through correctly lmao, cause I always try to cheese my way through enemies and cave bosses

[strange cloud]

Theres no 1 correct way. You just play. The way I play is considered easy mode

[rare lintel]

Who cares about "easy mode" man

play how you want to play

souls fans are weirdly entitled when it comes to that

"Oh you killed X boss with X weapon?" "you know that's the cheese weapon right?"

[midnight sail]

Yeah, that’s the type of toxicity I was afraid of from the community, but you right. That’s the whole point of replaying games 🤝

[wary arch]

how do i un-anger the shopkeep eith the donkey

i just wanna buy shit

^ talking elden ring obvs

[midnight sail]

Uhh idk, haven’t made a shop keeper angry yet

[strange cloud]

GG

[wary arch]

that isnt an answer.

[strange cloud]

If its like most soul games. Its a done deal

Not sure on this one

[midnight sail]

ggs in the chat

[strange cloud]

Yea gotta be very careful on NPCs

[midnight sail]

Earlier, a shop keeper refused to talk to me so I hit him lmao

But he didn’t react, so I guess I’m good for now

[sacred stone]

u usually get 1 or 2 hits before they aggro then ur screwed

[rare lintel]

Apparently elden ring draws from all 4 other souls formula

so how does parrying/riposte work?

do you still stab people in the back or do you need to do a charge attack

[sacred stone]

i heard theres even a hidden posture system like sekiro

[rare lintel]

Oh dear god

[strange cloud]

Man.. this one is def the hardest but its rewarding when you beat a boss

[rare lintel]

Sounds like a souls game alright

Do you get guns like in Bloodborne?

or trick weapons?

[strange cloud]

Bowguns

[rare lintel]

[strange cloud]

Elden ring is like Dark Souls though

It plays like them compared to bloodborne

Theres not a souls game thats like bloodborne yet

[sacred stone]

bloodborne pc when

[midnight sail]

When I stagger an enemy I usually miss my opportunity to land a critical hit even when I’m right behind or on top of them… what am I doing wrong

[shy crest]

am i the only one that feels like bloodborne is pretty similar to dark souls and sekiro is almost nothing like dark souls?

[high garnet]

definitely on the former, yes

[sacred stone]

ive never actually played dark souls so idk

only bloodborne and sekiro

[weary pier]

Hgggsghj

I just need space time Pokemon

[rare lintel]

Who do you need

[weary pier]

I got like 3 rifts yesterday trying to evolve eevee

[rare lintel]

I can tradetrade anyone you need

except spiritomb because like I said I don't have that

[strange cloud]

I hated Sekiro so much

I dont even think of it as a souls game. It was very different

[shy crest]

feel like that is the only reason people hate on the game

[rare lintel]

I'm going to retry Sekiro after finishing Bloodborne

[sacred stone]

im addicted 2 parry style gameplay so i loved it

700 hours of longsword on monster hunter aswell

[rare lintel]

Ngl Parrying in bloodborne is raw as hell

[sacred stone]

humanoid boss?

crazy

[shy crest]

had really good bosses

[sacred stone]

[rare lintel]

"Human"

[sacred stone]

was replying 2 this but okay

[strange cloud]

Lmao I love the "What do you want" pose

I always use this once a boss is defeated

[rare lintel]

Skye are you enjoying Elden ring so far?

[sacred stone]

pretend hecks message didnt ruin my meme and it makes more sense

[shy crest]

wdym it wasnt ruined, wink

[strange cloud]

Oh yea

Very very hard but I enjoy the exploration

[rare lintel]

[shy crest]

im getting frustrated that every single enemy can 2 shot me in horizon zero dawn

am i missing something?

[strange cloud]

Also.. funny that when I played Bloodborne I didnt know it had co op. I did the whole game solo and then found out souls game have co op

[strange cloud]

Gotta dodge like mad

[shy crest]

fr thats it??? there isnt something i can equip or anything other than armor?

these guys are 5 levels below me and still 2 shotting

[strange cloud]

Just armor. Put more resistance on it