games-club

[south fossil]

mods? get this guy

I haven't STARTED 5

[bright parcel]

which means you havent finished it

[south fossil]

I will be sending you a message

[bright parcel]

he did send a message chat

[south fossil]

fbi told me kiryu is so cool and awesome, but majima is better in 0

otherwise kiryu is better

except majima is cool in 4 too

[rare lintel]

@bright parcel hop on fort

[bright parcel]

ive been waiting btw

[bright parcel]

ive been watching rin and rt game since you said "in a bit"

[south fossil]

WHAT

lynx can I play with you guys sometime

I don't have any friends except fbi

[rare lintel]

yeah I wanted you to be exposed to my goat for a while

[bright parcel]

no you just forgot

[rare lintel]

No I'm not overly fond of you and would rather not

[south fossil]

well, it was worth a try

[bright parcel]

he has miku tho

[rare lintel]

I didn't forget I was finishing a boring side quest in ZZZ that I left till the last minute

[bright parcel]

shouldve done it already

[south fossil]

mikuuuuu

[hard ginkgo]

Meh

[rare lintel]

@strange forge hop on fortnite

@drifting oar or you

please literally anyone who isn't fbi

[drifting oar]

i believe zac has been on

theyre in vc rn

[strange forge]

alduin is right

[rare lintel]

let me join please I beg

[strange forge]

okay

[rare lintel]

I need the umbrella and the best team mate I can have has the call out skills of "they're right there"

[bright parcel]

zac if i said

"theyre in the bush next to the tree"

and ping where

where do you think the enemy is

[strange forge]

the ocean

[rare lintel]

WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING FORREST

USE CARDINAL DIRECTIONS

[bright parcel]

i said next to the hill

where i was

💀

[rare lintel]

Oh my GOD

[bright parcel]

just because you have the game muted how am i in the wrong here

i said exactly where they were

i dont see how else i couldve said where they were

[rare lintel]

I already told you I have to play muted so I need you to actually tell me if they're north east south or west

they're right there 5 times over doesn't help me

[bright parcel]

but the other descriptors dont matter now do they

since i said 3 others that would clue you in

you ran around with the sword frantically without looking

[rare lintel]

I was doing nothing but trying to find whatever tree you were talking about

because after all it was RiGhT tHeRe

[bright parcel]

i said that when you were directly nect to the hill, bush and tree they were at btw

again i dont see how I'm in the wrong here

[rare lintel]

"oh its probably the one right next to us"

Nope
"well then I guess it's literally any other tree in this Forrest"

[rare lintel]

because your call out was "They're right there"

[bright parcel]

btw there was one other bush with a tree next to it

not on a hill

[rare lintel]

Meanwhile I have to say "at the shack to our left"

notice how one is more localized and not vague

[bright parcel]

the shack on the left was nowhere near us

i said in front of me

[rare lintel]

if you're going to say they're right there you might as well just tell me they're on the map playing the video game because that's equally as helpful

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-minos-prime-thy-end-is-now-punch-gif-16630674477332190433

[bright parcel]

good luck dealing with him cause he gets easily agitated with everything around him before enjoying a game

[rare lintel]

@strange forge LynxKitsoni

Im very original

[smoky osprey]

Doubt

[rare lintel]

Yeah I'm not surprised by your user either Zac

Don quixote

[smoky osprey]

Are you taking to yourself

[smoky osprey]

Talking

Is Zachary in the room right now

Oh he is

[strange forge]

no hes using this chat instead of voice chat

[smoky osprey]

Boooo

Mute him!!

[rare lintel]

Peep the loadout Zac

hell yeah

[strange forge]

i should mute you for not using karaoke but i dont

[smoky osprey]

STOOOOOP

that’s whimsy…

[burnt shadow]

solo vs squad

[rare lintel]

Games club lethal company when

[glad river]

U missed out on lethal company era

[rare lintel]

I'll bring it back ong

I have a pc now I want to experience the fun stuff

plus its still being updated

[wraith coyote]

You know Hotline Miami?

[smoky osprey]

Neco arc

Lynx where is neco arc even from

[nimble mountain]

4chan

[smoky osprey]

Oh…

[rare lintel]

Tsukihime

but if you want to annoy people say shes from FATE

[eternal vigil]

From Melty Blood as a goofy character
Then the internet gotten the cat popular

[rare lintel]

@gloomy void did you know that Neculus Arcold is from FATE

[rare lintel]

is that the top down shooter

[wraith coyote]

Yep

[rare lintel]

Yes I have heard of it

@high garnet @strange forge you guys win

[strange forge]

https://tenor.com/view/don-don-quioxte-limbus-company-true-gif-15934197920106609892

[smoky osprey]

Oh!

[smoky osprey]

Melty blood…

[wraith coyote]

Have you played it?

[bright parcel]

its real good

tho i havent finished hotline miami 2

😭

i should go back to it

[wraith coyote]

I fully completed it two days ago.

[bright parcel]

its so good

[wraith coyote]

It was a stressful experience but fun.

https://tenor.com/view/hotline-miami-sad-seal-seal-bruhmoment-explosion-gif-20286457

[wraith coyote]

My favorite indie game by far

https://tenor.com/view/jacket-hotline-miami-gif-15487525322401169015

[eternal vigil]

Beat both games

[wraith coyote]

Me too, they were really good. Though the Hotline Miami 1 crashed every 30 minutes

[gloomy void]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[bright parcel]

@south fossil try getting on my level

[bright parcel]

🥱 its just too easy gage

[rare lintel]

I have not no, not really my kinda game

Ignore the Ultrakill pfp

[viral coyote]

Kinda forgot about Ultrakill

[bright parcel]

it was a good run

[rare lintel]

Hop on

it hurts your hands

if you have bad manual dexterity this game will fix that by force

[smoky osprey]

not me googling dexterity

[viral coyote]

I played it on the steam deck and therefore controller, I felt like I was using a steering wheel to control a 4D omniship

[wraith coyote]

Thought you were into frenetic games because of it.

[viral coyote]

I need to replay it, I really miss having to play the boss 4 more times then necessary because I refuse to dodge if parrying is an option

[south fossil]

It could've been so much higher you're stupid

Why didn't you put the glass cards all at the end 😭

[rare lintel]

Ultrakill is my first game in this kinda of genre and difficulty because some stupid loser bozo who I hate @bright parcel got it for me for christmas

not counting doom eternal because a baby could beat that game

[wraith coyote]

Oh

[rare lintel]

Fantastic game tho I am in so much pain

I know hotline miami is praised a lot

I'm trying to learn the coin mechanics so I can explode everything for P ranks

[wraith coyote]

So you don't have any plans on trying it out?

[rare lintel]

I'm broke unfortunately so I can't afford it

[wraith coyote]

Okay

It's an awesome game though, highly recommendable

[bright parcel]

hanging chad

also you havent reached e yet...

dont wanna hear this from you

[bright parcel]

hes not an indie game guy tbf

he might try for an hour and then never touch it again

[south fossil]

Okay but why is one of the glasses in the middle?

[bright parcel]

cause he can

[rare lintel]

Dude fbi the V2 rematch challenge is to get to his boss door in 18 seconds, my hands are gunna break

[south fossil]

If it doesn't have Pyra, don't expect much from Lynx

[bright parcel]

also ut changed nothing

[south fossil]

Idk I didn't watch very close because I hate you

[bright parcel]

the lucky thatz second to last didnt add any mult

[south fossil]

Heart

[south fossil]

Inb4 Suisei graduation streamb

[bright parcel]

im going to message you

[bright parcel]

dis you do it yet

[south fossil]

I will report you to the mods if it's mean

[rare lintel]

im seeing if I can just use fly and no clip to get it first

because that would be funny

[bright parcel]

😭

[south fossil]

Mods! Fbi sent me a very hurtful message

I would like them banned immediately

Please and thank you

[bright parcel]

i said gigi grad steam tomorrow

[south fossil]

You did NOT say that

Fbi what shift do you work tomorrow

[bright parcel]

1-9

[south fossil]

Ass shift

[bright parcel]

its ok

[south fossil]

Can you call in so we can play all day

[bright parcel]

💀

[south fossil]

Just say "hey I'm not sick or anything, but I want to play games with my discord buddy Gage all day"

They'll understand

[bright parcel]

and then you can pay all my bills

[south fossil]

No thanks!

[kindred cipher]

@bright parcel

[bright parcel]

@kindred cipher

[kindred cipher]

Hai

[bright parcel]

i made a bluesky

[bright parcel]

five seconds ago

[kindred cipher]

YAYYY

[bright parcel]

cause nimi posted on twitter she made a bluesky

shes awesome

[kindred cipher]

Send me ur @ in dm

[bright parcel]

the debut must be soon

[rare lintel]

@kindred cipher

[kindred cipher]

Hi

@rare lintel

[rare lintel]

Hello Air its me Lynx

[drifting oar]

Is that Rebecca from Rebecca’s Chinese takeout ??

[kindred cipher]

Hru bro

[rare lintel]

Ultrakill

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-prime-death-gif-5432752624659374066

[stiff prism]

is it about your 6 switches

[stiff prism]

are you referring to the scottish one ald

because i watch that too

how tf

[rare lintel]

DAWG ITS SO BAD

THEY WERE TELLING ME ABOUT IT AND I WAS LIKE "this just sounds like marmite"

I was VERY wrong

[drifting oar]

Shes trending in america too!

[stiff prism]

i'm scottish

i showed my mom right

and she doesn't understand it either

i like her content but she's so hard to understand

[simple ibex]

this happened and i instantlyu ranked up

[rare lintel]

what rank are you now

[simple ibex]

i plead the 5th

[rare lintel]

[strange forge]

Denied

https://tenor.com/view/discord-judge-court-sentencing-i-sentence-you-to-reread-your-discord-vents-from-2018-gif-11646817078692366067

[eternal vigil]

have to grind up with the ranking over again

[south fossil]

No!

I should send my updated games collection

It's been a while

[south fossil]

This isn't everything, but it's good enough

[strange forge]

How is metaphor, i've heard things about it being similar to FE: 3 Houses but i dunno if thats true

[south fossil]

Uhhh

I don't know anything about fire emblem

But it's really good so far

I'm about 20 hours in

It's like a final fantasy style story with persona mechanics

[round bolt]

Where’s Motorstorm pacific rim

[south fossil]

What

[round bolt]

Where is it

[strange forge]

that game was actually really fun

my sister wanted to play it all the time

[round bolt]

I joke but it is genuinely one of the best multiplayer racers out there

It is the perfect mix of Mario Kart whackiness with realistic graphics and physics

It was pacific rift not rim nvm

[viral coyote]

Literally Miku Miku Beamed

[rare lintel]

Did you have to shoot them in the booty like that

[viral coyote]

I did what was necessary to survive

[bright parcel]

the aim of the game is to shoot them btw...

[rare lintel]

There's no damage multiplier for freaky shots

[ionic comet]

is that v2

[south fossil]

is that shotokun2

[high garnet]

Holy shit

I remember getting tis game randomly on my PS3

The memories

[high garnet]

yawp

[round bolt]

It’s peak

But just like all PlayStation IPs, PlayStation went “woah you sold really well, come out back and let me show you something” and shot it in the back of the head

I’m not wrong, tho. They hate good sales. They love bad sales. Look at Horizon Zero Dawn

[high garnet]

💔

I miss inFamous series....

and this one game called Blur

not a PS IP but an arcade (?) racing game with powerups

miss it sm....

split second velocity what did they do to you

[rare lintel]

Only e13

[rare lintel]

I don't know what this means

Stop making up words

[bright parcel]

you havent even gotten halfway through a run

[rare lintel]

Irrelevant

[bright parcel]

not irrelevant cause you keep talking about this game and bringing up ben...

owns the game....

wont play it....

needs to stop worry about me and start hopping on

[high garnet]

💀

[bright parcel]

also crazy funny that you went back in chat to respond to that

when you were already in chat when i sent it the first time

😭

had it on bros mind for hours

[round bolt]

I think I’ve played this

It was called Blur Racerz or something

Yayaya

[high garnet]

oh wow it had a diff JP title

but yes

thats the one

youre the only social media user ive found that has played this game

it was so fun

[round bolt]

I’m like

A retired “gamer”. Used to only live for them but now I like rarely play them

[high garnet]

😭

[round bolt]

So like anything like pre 2014 I’ve played a lot

[high garnet]

insane W

activision butchered that studio as well

classic

[round bolt]

https://www.backloggd.com/u/ShinjoWorks/games/

Everything here can range from me having played 1 minute of it or it took over my life at some point

Don’t take any of the ratings seriously either, I didn’t know you can log without ratings at first

[bright parcel]

im taking everything on here very seriously

[high garnet]

ok i dont even know 5 pages of the games on this list

wallahi

[bright parcel]

tbf sam

theres like almost 2/3rds of one page that is just taiko

[high garnet]

yawp

[bright parcel]

bro i kept going

and 4 pages later

theres another 5 taiko games

[high garnet]

💀💀💀

[bright parcel]

😭

[high garnet]

fbi pick your poison

[eternal vigil]

played that game on the Xbox 360

[high garnet]

hades dead cells okami celeste

[eternal vigil]

like driving the Viper for most of the game

[high garnet]

well now youre the 2nd person i found

[bright parcel]

first celeste
dead cells
hades
last okami

[high garnet]

i knew it was gonna be celeste

💔

smh

[bright parcel]

putting the rest againts celeste was your own doing

celeste is a top 5 goat

[eternal vigil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ING276z7quA

[high garnet]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/2D6agoc0KNsAAAAd/cat-eating-suspicious-side-eye-stare.gif

[bright parcel]

youll understand when youre older

[eternal vigil]

knew the devs stated "It's Mario Kart but for adults"

on the video games Guinness World Record Book

[bright parcel]

@high garnet

im just real

[high garnet]

who invited vallhalla

[bright parcel]

i did

[high garnet]

they think they in the team

[bright parcel]

they ar

e

🤓

[high garnet]

no

[bright parcel]

you are NOT gonna disrespect my goat rn...

[round bolt]

I’ve played all entry’s yeah

[bright parcel]

i noticed

😭

don chan jumpscare

[high garnet]

only saving grace is Jill

like

[bright parcel]

bro says this but is a fan of horizon

cant trust opps

[high garnet]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/2D6agoc0KNsAAAAd/cat-eating-suspicious-side-eye-stare.gif

[high garnet]

as i said

only Jill....

[bright parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

[pastel sierra]

lol

[high garnet]

downloading celeste but it cant be this good

i hope yk

just putting it out there

[round bolt]

https://vxtwitter.com/azouraart/status/1873868933201363249?s=46

[high garnet]

I already saw that

the last scene is actually quite accurate, i now realize

[round bolt]

Then you should know it’s this good

[high garnet]

its kinda fuego

[high garnet]

well

[round bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-ryu-gif-27360674

[high garnet]

https://x.com/NintendoEurope/status/1879876827000312085

Nintendo of Europe (@NintendoEurope) on X

Here's an update from Nintendo. Please take a look: https://t.co/ZPpFFouZ5a

X · Jan 16, 2025, 1:02 PM

[south hollow]

https://youtu.be/itpcsQQvgAQ?si=O-OC_LllbwuFVnkb

[oak zenith]

Star-Lord is fun

[strange forge]

Looks really neat

And the game looks cool

[rare lintel]

It's not

[strange forge]

so uh

sakurai’s final final smash bros game soon right

[calm iris]

Another date to pray for silksong to...

[rare lintel]

What

[strange forge]

Every smash game since melee has been sakurais “final” installment in the series

[rare lintel]

That's true

Wait what the fuck

https://x.com/SerebiiNet/status/1879877182333620532

Serebii.net (@SerebiiNet) on X

Serebii Update: The Nintendo Switch 2 has been announced. Releases later this year

Details being added @ https://t.co/NWlAdn5F0o

X · Jan 16, 2025, 1:03 PM

How insanely unceremonious

[high garnet]

@bright parcel

is this truth

[cosmic belfry]

Mario Kart 9?

[rare lintel]

It is he's just gunna try gaslighting you fr

[high garnet]

classic

[strange forge]

Yea

Seems like they’re gonna go for more unique tracks plus an art style shift

Surprised they didn’t use whatever 3D mario they’ve had cooking

[rare lintel]

Because the trailers probably aren't ready

Bro do you know how insane of an industry fuck up this is for them

[strange forge]

I mean, that was literally a video of them racing on the track

[rare lintel]

Somehow their next flag ship console after SEVEN YEARS got leaked forcing them to release a SHADOW DROP announcement months before they're actually ready

[rare lintel]

The tiniest of scraps

[strange forge]

It was leaked to be this day like a week ago 😭

Nintendo switch 2 info didn’t even start dropping till a week ago as well

[rare lintel]

Having to announce the console is already a unfortunately hand they got played but announcing a ace card like Mario in a shadow drop would be insane

April second tho ong

New everything, give me a Zelda game that isn't bad after totk I beg

[strange forge]

E3 Dying out was a precursor for shadow drops unfortunately; still could’ve at least put a “Tune in tomorrow for a surprise!!” Or something

[round bolt]

Did Nintendo just fucking shadow drop the switch 2????

[rare lintel]

Yes they did

[strange forge]

https://x.com/nintendoamerica/status/1879885067339571461?s=46&t=z5vNPTiC-STT62fCObdC8w

Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) on X

Go hands-on with #NintendoSwitch2 at Nintendo Switch 2 Experience events in New York, Los Angeles, and Dallas!

A free Nintendo Account is required to register.

Find out more: https://t.co/EECzR6hCk3

X · Jan 16, 2025, 1:35 PM

who tf invited you bro 😭😭😭😭😭

Where my persona collab at fortnite boy

[round bolt]

Also I don’t want to sound like one of them “why does the game look bad” when it’s clearly early development, but that MK9 gameplay looks like GC tech demo footage

[strange forge]

Yea it’s just meant to be like “Oh look mario kart 9 and the new engine for it”

[round bolt]

This seems to be free roam. So I’m interested in how it’s incorporated

Unless the new gimmick is mega courses.

[rare lintel]

https://youtu.be/iS-1tDfLxRQ?si=zvYwUOBRRCWk2h9R

Remember what leakers took from us

[strange forge]

I think it’s mega courses, in the distance the road turns

[sudden flint]

but that one is just first look

[rare lintel]

Also imma be real, snap on magnets instead of sliding connection is an awful idea

[strange forge]

Being back the blowing feature from the Wii U

[rare lintel]

The connection port is going to get snapped off constantly by kids

[round bolt]

I thought so too but the Pit stop having no speed ramps or anything and just being a pointless off course for a map is making me think other wise

And even free roam will have a turn eventually

[strange forge]

There is something at the pitstop, just too hard to see

[rare lintel]

Like come on now

[strange forge]

To sell more Joycons2

[rare lintel]

This is true

[round bolt]

Nvm there’s an item
Box

[strange forge]

It doesn’t look like the normal item box, so may be a mk9 feature or just a new design for them

[round bolt]

https://youtu.be/itpcsQQvgAQ?si=4YwF0M4f2IqLV4LN

If you watch it in HD it’s a normal one

[strange forge]

It’s smiling

[round bolt]

Punch it in the face

[rare lintel]

I like how the track they showed is the least impressive visually, they have to be so far off release lmao

[round bolt]

I want to be able to crash through buildings

[shy crest]

idek why this take is even going around, pretty sure they saida few months ago that they will be showing off the switch 2 soon

[shy crest]

one thing we have learned about nintendo after all this time is that they cant be "forced" to do anything

[rare lintel]

You're assuming the word soon being used by Nintendo of all people means the actual definition of soon

[shy crest]

soon is relative though

[rare lintel]

Also that trailer was gross af they did not need them sound effects

[rare lintel]

Seth Rogan laugh

[shy crest]

they said we'd get a announcement early this year

and its still jan

so i dont think they lied

[round bolt]

I will say tho, even Mario seems to be following classic Mario design opposed to his more modern look. What are they cooking with 9

Is this

Super Mario Kart 2?

[shy crest]

we need mario movie mario to be the new modern mario ong

[rare lintel]

Chris Pratt should voice him

[shy crest]

so he can have a classic and modern variant just like sonic

[rare lintel]

Idk I think he would do well

[shy crest]

then they can do a new olympic games

[shy crest]

im hoping its called something other than mk9 tbh

mk9 is just a boring title

[rare lintel]

https://vxtwitter.com/BalatroGame/status/1879882415470158237 @bright parcel is this truth

[round bolt]

MARIO KART WONDER

[rare lintel]

Wonder flowers would go crazy actually

Imagine playing and then the entire course gets trippy

[shy crest]

Me when im trying to get the true ending to symphony of the night and this game makes the easiest most tedious boss gauntlet 💀

[shy crest]

Real though

[valid stone]

That would be an amazing track but I feel that it would be for a single track

[rare lintel]

Do you have the sword that kills everything instantly

[rare lintel]

Make it the gimmick item like the 8 power up

[valid stone]

True

It's Nintendo so anything is possible

[shy crest]

Uh which one is that

[round bolt]

Come Reggie give us Arms 2

[shy crest]

Im using the ice sword rn im pretty sure

I played the game from start to upside down castle last night

[round bolt]

Where MinMin is the main character now coz she completely eclipsed every other player in that game coz of her smash inclusion

[shy crest]

And im not sure if i wanna beat it or just youtube the end

[rare lintel]

Ok yeah you don't have it

[shy crest]

Goimg through the whole castle again seems tedious

And im so bad with directions and places that i think it’d be hard even woth a guide

[rare lintel]

Crissaegrim

It's literally an anime sword that does like 20 slashes per input

[shy crest]

i dont think this game is hard enough to warrant that though

[rare lintel]

It's funny

There's also a secret super boss that it kills instantly

[shy crest]

this is the easiest CV ive played for sure (only played the 2 other sorrow games)

i see why its the highest rated though

this and aria are such great games

[viral coyote]

All they need to do is remaster wii sports resort and they'll make a trillion dollars

[rare lintel]

You have an obsession with letting people know how easy you find everything

Is everything ok heckery

[rare lintel]

Please god, just remove the 5 minute timer from island flight

[rare lintel]

https://x.com/KanuitiChrom/status/1879891719006875698 lmao

かぬいち 1日目東地区 Ｙ－29a (@KanuitiChrom) on X

switch2一回はこれ起きると思う

X · Jan 16, 2025, 2:01 PM

[viral coyote]

Bro looks at WR Speedruns and goes "pfff yeah yeah real impressive"

[rare lintel]

For real 😭

[viral coyote]

JUST PORT THE EXACT GAME WITH NO CHANGES TO SWITCH

what is wrong with you Nintendo

[rare lintel]

No they should remove the timer

Best game mode ruined by that annoying thing

You can barely make it to Golf island

[viral coyote]

Add a walking free roam mode too so you can explore the town

[shy crest]

the game was just very easy

i like challenge in my video games

[rare lintel]

You have the power to challenge yourself btw

[shy crest]

i mean, sure but id rather the game itself challenge me

[rare lintel]

You should do the funny glass cannon run

There's a cheat that maxes your luck but drastically lowers all your other stats, for some reason knock back is tied to luck so at the beginning of the game it's possible to get yourself sent flying through the screen where you would normally lose all the busted items Alucard starts with and keep them

So you do insane damage but also explode if you're coughed on

[shy crest]

i would paly more now but its nocturne time

sotn was peak

[rare lintel]

Did you use the glasses

Please tell me you killed Richter that'd be so funny

[high garnet]

nocturne?

SMT?

oh my days

[south fossil]

Omg hi heck

[calm iris]

It's so funny seeing all of those joycons for switch being bought by people as switch 2 got announced

[shy crest]

i did both

bad ending and true

but i havent beat true yet

did 2/5 bosses

[rare lintel]

We're talking about actual good games Sam

[shy crest]

true though

no one plays smt

only persona

[shy crest]

you should play castlevania

i mean

the stories in the games are pretty dogshit, and the character writing is so whatever, but they are so fun

[high garnet]

idk how castlevania plays but I'll check it out

[shy crest]

metroidvania basically

[high garnet]

I got Celeste and dead cells

today

[shy crest]

the vania part is from castlevania

[round bolt]

The super Mario 3D experience

[shy crest]

"3D"

[high garnet]

idk what that is

[shy crest]

bro just say the mario experience

[high garnet]

HK?

[shy crest]

yes

HK

[high garnet]

oh ok

[shy crest]

dead cells has metroidvania elements too

[round bolt]

No coz the stories in Party are peak

[high garnet]

W

[shy crest]

this is why sonic gaps mario

[round bolt]

Same with Sports

[calm iris]

Play bloodstained symphony of the night, same creator successor to Castlevania

[rare lintel]

Bro did not like the scene where Alucard watches his mother die then fights her as a succubi

[shy crest]

ritual of the night*

[shy crest]

gulp

i thought that was really cool tbh

[calm iris]

That

Ye

I mixed

[shy crest]

i own that game

but looking at screenshots

[round bolt]

Woah the switch 2 specs are insane

[shy crest]

lowkey looks like it would be a mobile game

pretty sure it was kickstarter

[calm iris]

It's good

I liked it

[shy crest]

so i wont be too harsh til i play it

i got it for like $3

[calm iris]

Ye, technically the Kickstarter made 3 games I think

[shy crest]

im gonna play the 2 other ds games of CV and maybe rondo of blood before turning to that game

[calm iris]

2 pixel 2d ones and this one

I still need to buy and play the dlc for it

[round bolt]

https://x.com/the_rimea/status/1879881772852490287?s=46

Rimea (@The_Rimea) on X

Judging from the starting line, Mario Kart 9(???) seems to have 24 players per race, which is insane.

X · Jan 16, 2025, 1:21 PM

[shy crest]

???? i didnt know they did pixel ones

[round bolt]

@strange forge 24 player Mario kart

[calm iris]

Ye

It was curse of the moon I think

[shy crest]

thats cool

[round bolt]

Surely this means the roster is going to be huge

[strange forge]

Oh actually so peak

[rare lintel]

Getting hit by a blue shell is now going to be the worst thing imaginable

[south fossil]

@shy crest is today the day we play Fortnite

[shy crest]

id rather play pixel art games than 3d if its metroidvania

[rare lintel]

Imagine going from 1st to 24th

[shy crest]

watching nocturne season 2

its CV day kiddo

[rare lintel]

Zac why are you yellow

[south fossil]

Um shin megami tensei 3: nocturne hd remaster is a game not a show

You can't trick me

[round bolt]

Didn’t even think of that, imagine the max capacity of 8 deluxe passing you from first place 😭

I’m always scared of one thing when it comes to new MK’s tho

And it’s the control

[shy crest]

ok you and sam are banned from talking in my chat from now on

[round bolt]

Idk how they’ve gotten luck every time by tweaking something but making it better and still good to control

[south fossil]

What's cv day

[shy crest]

castlevania

[south fossil]

WHY

[south fossil]

Holy mid

[round bolt]

It genuinely takes one tweak for it to feel unnatural

[shy crest]

goated*

[south fossil]

Okay then we can play after

How long is it

[rare lintel]

One mistake and it's all over

Bro the bottom 12 is going to be absolute chaos of stars, bills and red shells oh my days

[south fossil]

Makes me wonder how crazy items are gonna be though

To compensate for all of that

[calm iris]

I think they are not metroidvanias but idk I would need to look

[shy crest]

no

i play castlevania after i finish this

[shy crest]

oh ic

[round bolt]

Please add Plum to Mario Kart 9!!!!!

[south fossil]

Just a couple games won't take long 😭

I won't have as much time now that college is back

[round bolt]

Triple Blue Shell

[south fossil]

Triple bullet

[shy crest]

im busy

[round bolt]

Backwards red shell now aims

[shy crest]

with someone

[south fossil]

You always are!!!

[shy crest]

i took off work to watch CV

[south fossil]

Space is important in a relationship

[shy crest]

💀

[round bolt]

I just wonder, are the guests returning

Link, Inklings, Villagers and Isabelle

[round bolt]

Why do you keep spamming that sticker

https://tenor.com/view/animal-crossing-mario-kart-gif-10468784

Such a great course

[south fossil]

Mb cuh, I'll stop asking

Fr though, let me know if you want to play sometime

[rare lintel]

Fr it's all their doing

[round bolt]

I wish Mario Oddysey modders took commissions coz I would love to run around this map for hours

[rare lintel]

There's probably someone you can find who will

[strange forge]

How many fucking long legs are in pikmin 4 bro 😭😭😭

[rare lintel]

Or do it yourself

[shy crest]

kk fr i will

[rare lintel]

https://vxtwitter.com/2xDana_/status/1879898923374084234 @strange forge @round bolt

[shy crest]

if baby park isnt in mk9 we riot

nintendo hq wont be standing

[strange forge]

This is the Mario Kart we need

[rare lintel]

Shells only

[round bolt]

250cc, Golden mushroom only (pseudo 500cc) baby park

[rare lintel]

Horns only baby park

[bright parcel]

i told my sisters getting my sister a switch for Christmas was NOT the play

i knew iit was coming

[rare lintel]

@round bolt
https://x.com/AC_Roald/status/1879884228403597587

jake (@AC_Roald) on X

Mentally, i’m here

X · Jan 16, 2025, 1:31 PM

Literally you

[round bolt]

Actually real

[ember shore]

@rare lintel when are we TF2 gaming

you said next week

[round bolt]

I could go for Yoshis burger rn

[bright parcel]

its called yoshi burger cause hes cooking them and not because theyre made out of yoshis right

[rare lintel]

I might have forgot

[bright parcel]

he forgets a lot

[ember shore]

tick tok like a bean struck

[round bolt]

Gonna be dripped up in my Mario kart watch when I go to buy my Mario Kart 9

[rare lintel]

I'm down to try tonight but I gotta go to the store to buy things from the store with my money

[round bolt]

Ignore the ugly guy in the bottom corner

[rare lintel]

Deku

[ember shore]

Midku

[bright parcel]

you usually buy things at the store with money

[rare lintel]

Yeah usually

Normally I steal

For I am a rapscallion scoundrel

[bright parcel]

he gets anxious at the thought dont listen to him chat

[rare lintel]

No I get anxious because you keep doing it in the stupidest ways possible

You're gunna get caught dum dum

[round bolt]

I wonder if they’re going to announce Sakamoto Days Ultimate Convience Storm on the Switch 2

[viral coyote]

I wonder if they'll make a new animal crossing that doesn't suck for switch 2

[round bolt]

Took the words out my mouth

[bright parcel]

i wonder if marios gonna be on it

what im curious about were some games they supposedly leaked

heard metaphor might make it

but idk

[bright parcel]

who are you

[south fossil]

Gigi Murin from Hololive English Gen 4: Justice

[bright parcel]

wow can you stop yelling every 5 seconds it hurts my head

[south fossil]

Don't tell Gigi to be quiet she's awesome

[round bolt]

Red dead redemption 2

[bright parcel]

bro someone said elden ring

[south fossil]

Yui that already came out

[bright parcel]

they just be sayin shit

[south fossil]

You're bad at this

[round bolt]

But no red dead redemption 1

[bright parcel]

rdr1 is already on switch

[round bolt]

But not on switch 2

Keep up

[bright parcel]

hey buddy

hey pal

YOU keep up

[south fossil]

Fbi stop being rude

[drifting oar]

My hero academia spotted

[round bolt]

Nice Photoshop idiot

I can see that you just edited Little Mac

[high garnet]

fbi im not gonna sugarcoat it

this badline chase was kinda heat

[round bolt]

This not about him

[bright parcel]

oh youre actually playing celeste

[high garnet]

well

u told me to

like...

[drifting oar]

How does games club feel about the switch 2

[bright parcel]

yea its in jp so its boku no hero academia

[bright parcel]

the leaks for it were real

[south fossil]

Couldn't care less

[bright parcel]

well the visual ones

[drifting oar]

And thats why im underwhelmed

😭

[south fossil]

But I may be getting to try it out in March

[round bolt]

They showed MK9, I’m pumped

[bright parcel]

not the specs i think

[drifting oar]

I don’t like mario kart so unfortunately I am not hyped

Show me galaxy 3

[bright parcel]

"i couldnt care but i buy everything and dont play it"

[bright parcel]

why show mid

?

[drifting oar]

Driving around in circles is more mid than an a 3rd game in a series that is highly regarded as top 10 games of all time

[round bolt]

I want SF 3D collection on switch 2

[bright parcel]

too bad both galaxy games are boring imma be real

100%ed them both and they were just solid games

[round bolt]

I like 6, but 5 has

[bright parcel]

like a 7/10

[round bolt]

I love Akira so much she’s such a goat

[drifting oar]

this MIGHT be a you problem….

[bright parcel]

I thought you woulda picked dead cells or hades first regardless fr

[drifting oar]

I never got into SF

[high garnet]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/2D6agoc0KNsAAAAd/cat-eating-suspicious-side-eye-stare.gif

[round bolt]

Gusty Gardens Galaxy alone tops Mario’s library

[bright parcel]

touché cause mk might be a YOU problem...

[round bolt]

Same, atleast compared to other fighters but Akira is my goat

[drifting oar]

Is there any launch price leak/guess?

[round bolt]

899.99

[drifting oar]

Dont josh me like this yui

I cant handle that

[round bolt]

It comes with a free Tanuki Mario statue

[strange forge]

They aren’t going to show Mario Galaxy or one of their heavy hitters in a shadow dropped tech demo, probably in April with the actual showcase

[hard ginkgo]

Gonna own a big nintendo console in 18 years

[drifting oar]

I still believe it isn’t coming

[strange forge]

It took 10 years for pikmin 4 simply trust the process

[drifting oar]

I have so many expenses this year its gonna be hard to fit a whole switch 2 into that

[round bolt]

I’m gonna have to buy 2

[bright parcel]

i am too...

[strange forge]

Getting a job to afford one

[bright parcel]

then you can buyy the sasuke doest say swears shirt

[strange forge]

True!!!

[round bolt]

Imagine if Nintendo just announced an R4 like card, but with all Nintendo Wii games

Just imagine that

Coz it will never happen

[rare lintel]

Such an unfunny joke

[bright parcel]

and theyre making money off of it

and youre not....

[strange forge]

There’s reasons why you aren’t in the alpharad platinum thread and they’re showing…

[bright parcel]

ong

[round bolt]

Genuinely do think, right now, like right right now, in the culture of breaking the internet and JRPG love at all time high;

Announce Earthbound 2

Whether it’s a remake or just a rerelease. Get mother 3 out in English

[rare lintel]

You guys have a thread for that?

[strange forge]

#1290799396367106110

[rare lintel]

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard

[bright parcel]

no the saddest thread is the vtuber one

🔥

[rare lintel]

TRUE ACTUALLY

[strange forge]

vtuber thread isn’t as organized as mine

[bright parcel]

yea

i try...

[rare lintel]

You don't try shit

[hard ginkgo]

[bright parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-hoshimachi-suisei-suisei-idol-psychopath-killer-idol-gif-17564146

[round bolt]

Do you think they’ll announce F zero Gex

[hard ginkgo]

No

[bright parcel]

yui

isnt it this year or next that the jsr game comes out

[hard ginkgo]

The new pokemon game will be a launch title tho

[round bolt]

What happened to Fzero 99 is testing the waters

[bright parcel]

are you still playing it

[round bolt]

HD2D or shove it

[round bolt]

Ew no why would I play F zero

[rare lintel]

Don't say that

[bright parcel]

exactly

[hard ginkgo]

Why not

[bright parcel]

cause pokemon said so

[round bolt]

Pokepark 3 come on let’s get it

[hard ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-typhlosion-tuesday-gif-12713113255833901878

[round bolt]

Don’t post him

[hard ginkgo]

Typhlosion's just a little guy

[bright parcel]

too bad clodsire solos

[rare lintel]

Because I'm all out of MONEY

[calm iris]

That would be the z-a one right?

[rare lintel]

Bro knows one pokemon

[hard ginkgo]

Rob an old lady

[rare lintel]

How about I rob you

[bright parcel]

dw ill just sendd my switch and then youll have a Nintendo switch, 2 of them!

[hard ginkgo]

Fool, I don't have money either

[rare lintel]

Gen 10 comes out this November

[ember shore]

noway Suisei

[bright parcel]

shes my goat

[rare lintel]

Suimid

[ember shore]

https://tenor.com/view/gigi-murin-gigi-murin-shake-hololive-gigi-hololive-gigi-murin-justice-gigi-gif-399902201940589013

[ember shore]

https://tenor.com/view/miko-sakura-sakura-miko-hololive-3d-gif-21721350

[rare lintel]

L

[ember shore]

SUI W

[bright parcel]

YOU HAVE NO MONEY!!!!

sui massive W

her third album ahould be shipping out soon

and i did buy the deluxe...

[rare lintel]

Next time you're hungry you won't be getting any help from me

[hard ginkgo]

https://fxtwitter.com/HidekiKamiya_X/status/1879917263803011499/en

Lol

[shy crest]

@rare lintel i found a comprehensive map of all of upside down castle

im gonna beat the true ending for sure now

[rare lintel]

You're not going to believe this

[calm iris]

Can't wait to see all designs be leaked and then never care again

[sonic ether]

bruh isn't this the same guy that got mad at english speakers then proceeded to block any that interacted with them?

[rare lintel]

It's just the main map but flipped

[sonic ether]

[shy crest]

yeah i know.....

like i said though

[rare lintel]

He has over 20K blocks yeah

[shy crest]

i cant do that 💀 this is a new map to me in my brain

[rare lintel]

Also "is that the guy" bro that's mr Bayonetta

[round bolt]

I can’t read the whole tweet

I can’t open the link

[bright parcel]

hey i noticed you were on sotn

and not balatro yet

[shy crest]

i played basically all of it last night in 1 sitting

its so peak

[shy crest]

uhhhh

after rebirth bro

[smoky osprey]

why is he so angry...

[hard ginkgo]

I can copy paste the rest hol up

[round bolt]

Thanks Kamiya has me blocked

[bright parcel]

you keep adding shit bro just PLAY the game

[bright parcel]

he didnt block me

[round bolt]

You’re new to Kamiya

[round bolt]

When did you tweet him

[rare lintel]

You're not trying hard enough

[bright parcel]

me and him go way back

[smoky osprey]

i am indeed

[hard ginkgo]

"Now that I've enjoyed the surprise announcement of Okami with all the users, I truly believe that... all those damn leakers should be cursed..."
"The shitty leaker only acts for his own pleasure and self-satisfaction, not only is he not contributing to anyone's benefit, he is incurring all sorts of opportunity losses, and has done nothing to be proud of in front of others. He is the worst of scum, so he should be covered in shit from head to toe and thrown out of the atmosphere... and then stop thinking and wander forever..."
"These damn leakers are in a position of responsibility where they have access to information that only a very select few know, yet what they do is nothing more than an expression of a filthy desire for approval that lacks a shred of rationality; they are shameful people, so it is not the manufacturers whose secrets have been exposed who should be blamed, but these damn people, and they need to be crushed as soon as possible..."

[smoky osprey]

i dont have twitter so

oh my

[rare lintel]

Mods he's spamming text

Remove the clown from the circus

[smoky osprey]

oh what the fuck

why is he so angry

[bright parcel]

hes like that

[round bolt]

I agree

[sonic ether]

that man never seems to be happy

[round bolt]

Based

[smoky osprey]

yui no

[hard ginkgo]

Shut it nerd

[round bolt]

Nah he just has 0 tolerance I kinda dig it. If Miyazaki knew how to use Twitter he would talk the exact same way

[round bolt]

What

What he’s saying is true

Leakers deserve to be treated and spoken about like that

[smoky osprey]

this is so unfortunate i cant believe you feel this way

[round bolt]

Not a good example coz I dislike Miyazaki and like Kamiya

[shy crest]

i started sotn 3 times now

[round bolt]

You’re a leaker?

[smoky osprey]

i am not

[hard ginkgo]

Leaking is indeed ass btw guys

[smoky osprey]

where would i get access to such information yui

[round bolt]

Idk sounds like something a leaker would say

Sending you @ to Kamiya rn

[smoky osprey]

oh my DAYS!!!

[round bolt]

Wait Rona can you do it I can’t

[rare lintel]

You should switch up the insults, a jester with only one routine will lose his head

[hard ginkgo]

No

[round bolt]

All I asked him was if he used washing powder or tide pods

[smoky osprey]

why does this deserve a block😭😭

who is this man he sounds insane

[hard ginkgo]

Which medieval show did you quote that from?

[round bolt]

He used pods btw

[rare lintel]

Pestrica has been on my mind

[round bolt]

He has a meme where he blocks every person who pings him

I think it’s like 20000 people blocked or something

[rare lintel]

I ain't even gunna ask

[shy crest]

@bright parcel bro did yousee

[smoky osprey]

💀

[shy crest]

the 2nd season of the vampire survivors show came out today

[round bolt]

https://youtu.be/lLGGeSLCu9o?si=jHIOgKluEEifRiz5

There’s a short doco on it

[smoky osprey]

its 21 minutes long

there cannot be this much lore to it

[rare lintel]

10 minutes 30 seconds if you're me

[calm iris]

0 if ur me

[smoky osprey]

ok youtube gave me an ad and i need this game now

[hard ginkgo]

[rare lintel]

If I really try I can understand 3x speed but that's usually dependent on the person talking

[smoky osprey]

strinova the scissors

[round bolt]

Nah but I like Kamiya. He’s the type of artist I like

[smoky osprey]

oh he's actually important

i thought he was just a guy

[round bolt]

Yeah he’s an influential figure in gaming

[rare lintel]

You think everyone is just a guy cuz you're a kid who doesn't know anything yet

[bright parcel]

gamer in games club doesn't know kamiya

[calm iris]

So influential to the level that I don't know about him

[bright parcel]

💔

[smoky osprey]

if you think about he really still is just a guy

[round bolt]

Kamiya is what Harada wants to be

[rare lintel]

He made Bayonetta

[round bolt]

Except Harada is just an ass

[smoky osprey]

i dont know what that is lynx

[round bolt]

Kamiya atleast puts his money where his mouth is

[hard ginkgo]

Next you're gonna tell me you don't know who nomura is

[smoky osprey]

i dont

[calm iris]

Cool I guess, doesn't change that he's a crybaby

[round bolt]

doesn’t know him
immediately labels him a crybaby

10/10

[calm iris]

I saw the tweet

That's enough

[rare lintel]

Tbf you're right

[round bolt]

Calling out annoying leakers is valid

But I get it’s a hard perspective to view how it could piss one off

[calm iris]

The best part of it is that we knew about switch 2 for like 2 years or something (that it will happen), the trailer didn't reveal anything important besides how it looks and the game import thingy

[bright parcel]

both things were also leaked already

[shy crest]

you were leaked buddy

[rare lintel]

Leeked like Miku Hatsune

[shy crest]

thats what i was thinking

but i didnt know how to say it

[round bolt]

I wonder if Black Clover Quartet Knights is coming to Switch 2

[rare lintel]

Holy shit black clover mentioned in 2025

Hardest fall off I've seen a series have since demon slayer

[round bolt]

I might be the first person to have mentioned it this year

[rare lintel]

Unironically

It's actually so sad

[calm iris]

For a sec I thought u said order of no quarter

[rare lintel]

Bro had the chance to make compelling final fights but he's cramming them all into per quarter chunks

https://x.com/XenobladePT/status/1879834468539940864 @gloomy void

XENOBLADE PORTUGAL (@XenobladePT) on X

Pyra hairstyle also confirmed!
We now have Pyra, Mythra and Nia!

X · Jan 16, 2025, 10:13 AM

[shy crest]

pyra hairstyle supremacy

[timber linden]

@umbral delta Rivals today?

[umbral delta]

I can in 2 hours

[timber linden]

[umbral delta]

change of plans I am hopping on now

[timber linden]

let´s gooooooooo

[south fossil]

Rizz

[timber linden]

wha-?

[timber linden]

Do I wait for you?

[umbral delta]

in VC

[smoky osprey]

all on your own

thats so sad aurum

[round bolt]

I just realised we still don’t know what the C button does

[smoky osprey]

do you need a friend

[round bolt]

What is it for

[smoky osprey]

what c button

[round bolt]

C that door

[smoky osprey]

i do see the door

[round bolt]

U’s it

[smoky osprey]

its closed i dont want to open it

[round bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-fail-funny-dummy-door-gif-14261665

[smoky osprey]

is that you breaking my door

will you be paying for the damages yui

[round bolt]

Coca Cola Espuma

https://tenor.com/view/coca-cola-espuma-gif-25572606

[smoky osprey]

i hope you stub your toe everyday

for the rest of your life

[round bolt]

Woah what the hell

Where did that come from

[smoky osprey]

you know what you did

[glad river]

Why did I get a switch 2 email

[cosmic swallow]

switch releaseing pretty soon

[glad river]

Now the wait for the modding begins

[bright parcel]

not even out yet btw

[viral coyote]

#5 in the WORLD is crazy

[sharp kindle]

does anyone want to play some fortnite

[bright parcel]

he has no face

[viral coyote]

Yeah it's the main flaw of the wave 1 skins, is they're facing you with eyes closed then there's no face

[round bolt]

I’ll mod your face

Have fun with GTA big Head mod on your face!!!

[glad river]

I know

[eternal vigil]

My friend tends to reach top 10 or 3 in most songs

[round bolt]

Yeah okay Phaon playing the ignore game

Pshh idiot thinks I care

[viral coyote]

You burned him so hard he can't even face you anymore

[viral coyote]

You destroyed the poor guy

[glad river]

ur crying so hard

[hard ginkgo]

Ok phone

[rare lintel]

https://vxtwitter.com/shitpost_2049/status/1879659829381546281 @high garnet

[smoky osprey]

it would be so cool

not the video lagging

[rare lintel]

My Mbps hit 0.00 yesterday

Unironically

[smoky osprey]

is that good or bad

[rare lintel]

Ok so it is intentional

[smoky osprey]

no i know

</3

[rare lintel]

I legit thought it was my router breaking the video

because there's a version without lag

[smoky osprey]

tbh i wouldnt be surprised

[rare lintel]

Esha 0 means nothing is downloading

[smoky osprey]

my wifi is so ass it hurts

[smoky osprey]

oh

oh my thats horrible!!!

[rare lintel]

@bright parcel bayonetta guy made okami maybe he's based

[south fossil]

Lynx have you given balatro a try yet?

[gusty carbon]

Oh my days no one told me mementos was a palace

i thought i was done w these…

[hard ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/kanna-kamui-pat-head-pat-gif-12018819

[stiff prism]

uhm steam

is steam ok

[high garnet]

type shit

[strange forge]

Publishers make sales not steam

[gusty carbon]

thank you rona