games-club

[peak bluff]

Smash launch > mained Inkling (hated)
After DLC > mained MinMin (hated)
After DLC > secondaried Steve (banned)

[shy crest]

i could solo you

[peak bluff]

I picked up Sora for abit I don’t think he’s hated in terms of competitive

[shy crest]

i learned GGS VERY fast

game is really not that hard to understand either

[peak bluff]

I don’t even think Lili is an entry level character. Nina and Shaheen have 1 button combos

[peak bluff]

I started playing yesterday

[shy crest]

its such a good game

[peak bluff]

Very jarring to go back to it

[shy crest]

probably the best fighting game ive ever played

[peak bluff]

I used to play Xrd 2. Mained Millia

I forgot how hectic it is. Don’t think I’ll pick it back up full time.

[drifting oar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1192849998090617023/1242887464448950363/civilians.mp4?ex=664f78a7&is=664e2727&hm=fec330d3dac5fbab8d88fa2dd835af1a60ef627fd922821e80ec3e46674d020e& @nimble mountain @glad river this was my gameplay 5 mins before the crash

I feel like it was karma

[shy crest]

why didnt he ping me.......

[peak bluff]

Great game don’t get me wrong, but going from tekken to Guilty Gear is on par with cardiac arrest

[nimble mountain]

Remember... no Russian.

But you did the Russian.

[drifting oar]

The crowd got to me…

[glad river]

This video crashed my discord

[peak bluff]

Also if you learned GGS, tekken will be really easy to learn

[glad river]

Cursed pc

[peak bluff]

Guilty Gear or any arc system fighter imo are the hardest ones to learn coz of how fast paced it is

[ebon nest]

Ikr

[glad river]

Average hitman fuck it I got caught experience

[shy crest]

alduin is a grade A opp

[shy crest]

honestly yes but like also no

bc faster paced is my thing

[drifting oar]

Ur in chat

[peak bluff]

I don’t like that GGS removed the Xrd training system. The one that was so glazed by like Maximillian dude and shit

Was such a good training mode

[shy crest]

ive never gone into a training mode for a fighting game

[peak bluff]

Tekken can be fast paced when you get good. Difference is Arc is hectic as shit, not saying this as a bad thing. I used to play DBFZ religiously

I almost bought DBFZ on my deck then I realised my main was DLC

Oh shit 2 of my mains were DLC lmao

Both Videl and Android 17 are Behind a paywall L

Only base roster one is Android 18

[shy crest]

Videl is goated

i think fighter z is my 2nd favorite fighting game

its just really fun

[glad river]

@drifting oar play colorado people really love that map!!!!!

[drifting oar]

I did play it

[glad river]

Did u like it

[drifting oar]

Peoples bodies kept falling into walls and it glitched

Back when i streamed it last year

So it was unplayable

[glad river]

Oh I forgor

Honestly I don't think it's so bad as people make it out to be

It at least looks nice

[drifting oar]

It didnt seem that bad aside from the glitches

I wanna play the grand central terminal new york city one

[glad river]

People don't like it cus there is like nowhere u can be without a disguise

[drifting oar]

But disguising is fun

[peak bluff]

Bro I forgot I owned Gintama Rumble

[glad river]

People wanna play silent assassin suit only

[peak bluff]

What bad game that was

[glad river]

I agree though, I find SASO not that fun

Like I get it that it's challenging but it feels wrong

I also like Whittleton creek apart from the forced side quest u have to do every. Single. Time.

[peak bluff]

God stop plugging

[glad river]

U don't have to the sidequest in the freelancer mode though

[glad river]

Whar

[peak bluff]

Tekken

People keep plugging out their Ethernet when they’re losing

[glad river]

I thought u were telling me to stop plugging hitman

[peak bluff]

Rage quitters make no sense to me seriously

Why are you playing games without expecting to lose

[peak bluff]

Yeah stop plugging that bald man

[glad river]

He will unplug ur life support

[peak bluff]

We’re trying to get rid of bald men not promote them

[drifting oar]

[peak bluff]

Tekken players will unplug their life support the moment they realise their doctor is better than them

[glad river]

Agent 47 is a dreadful hitman most of the time

The kills are so obvious

I like the videos where people get the targets to die without actually killing them urself

[peak bluff]

Do the hitman games have like much of an engaging story

Or is it just stealth fun

[glad river]

The story is there but like

Meh

Kill people in creative ways simulator

[peak bluff]

Nice

I don’t care too much for story anyway if the game is fun

I have no shame in nearly 100%ing Senran Kagura estival versus

[glad river]

Doesn't this look delicious

[peak bluff]

Is that not an intro to binging with Babish

[glad river]

No

[peak bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-bounce-binging-with-babish-babish-andrew-rea-truffle-pasta-gif-21764186

You can understand why I’m mistaken

[strange forge]

oh my god babish hii

[hard ginkgo]

Is that your din din

[peak bluff]

I love Babish so much

[glad river]

Oh my God I forgot the tweet was this funny

[glad river]

Sure

[peak bluff]

That’s literally a screenshot from a Babish video

[glad river]

It's not!

[hard ginkgo]

[strange forge]

Binging with babish: Raw steak and sliced potatoes from phaon's kitchen

[glad river]

Do I send the mince image

[strange forge]

you do

[glad river]

It always gets great reaction

[peak bluff]

Man that Gintama game was ass but the opening is such a banger wth

SpyAir wasted on such a shit game damn

https://youtu.be/hr1cgT9Gp8U?si=logJG8FpyruJ8jj9

[peak bluff]

Should’ve been a Haikyuu opening

What the fuck

[glad river]

This was what I used to eat all the time

[peak bluff]

I think you’re now liable for like assault for posting that image

[glad river]

I promise it was tasty

[peak bluff]

You need Babish in your life

[hard ginkgo]

Thats good actually

[peak bluff]

https://www.booktopia.com.au/basics-with-babish-andrew-rea/book/9781982167530.html?source=pla&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwr7ayBhAPEiwA6EIGxBfy7KgAhLBwukPyUTgiKLkAW5R4wyHfysGt6EPkz9K9jkswcxoZyhoCaQYQAvD_BwE

[hard ginkgo]

By itself, maybe ehh

But still good

[strange forge]

bro made his own jiro sip

[peak bluff]

Reccomend that book Phaon

[strange forge]

this is what the future is for

[peak bluff]

YAKUZAAA

RAAAAA

when are we getting a full spin off game where we play as the girl

And do dance battles around Tokyo

Instead we got a spin off about a guy named Yagami

Which granted was sick af

[strange forge]

@drifting oar this is literally so beautiful to look at I’m overwhelmed

[drifting oar]

What fps 🤑

[peak bluff]

Wait john which are you playing rn

[strange forge]

Kiwami 1

[peak bluff]

Oh right yes

[strange forge]

60, that’s the highest the game allows

Ultra settings

[peak bluff]

I’ve never played Kiwami so that’s why I was confused

[drifting oar]

At least u avoided the screen tearing w that one💀

[peak bluff]

I knew it was 1 but I was like why’s it so HD

[strange forge]

Isn’t vsync the thing for screen tearing

I turned it on for tf2

[drifting oar]

Yeah

[peak bluff]

I wish they released individual cases for the remaster collection

[drifting oar]

But sometimes with borderless window u can avoid vsync

[rare lintel]

@ebon nest dawg I just calibrated my controller and it literally doesn't register like 50% of my diagonal inputs

[drifting oar]

Like in overwatch and Fortnite

[peak bluff]

Having the entire collection for 1 console on a shelf would be fire

[drifting oar]

Really depends

[ebon nest]

Wtf 😭

[peak bluff]

john are you playing chronologically

Or just randomly playing Kiwami

[glad river]

U can use FreeSync or Gsync if ur monitor and gpu support it

[strange forge]

Chronological

[peak bluff]

Okay I was about to ask which ones your fav but you’re only on the second

[rare lintel]

No fucking wonder I kept not getting the moves I wanted 💀

I really don't want to be the guy who blames his controller but I'm looking straight at the inputs and they're not showing what I want to be happening

[peak bluff]

I told my friend the other day that Yakuza is like the One Piece of games

[strange forge]

There’s a lot of it but it’s all so good

[peak bluff]

You follow a criminal, the story has lasted like 2-3 generations, long af, whole experience is expensive

[strange forge]

Honestly

On steam the series goes on sale for like 30 dollars for all of it

[peak bluff]

And they’re both fucking wild 😭

[rare lintel]

why do you two have identical pfps

[peak bluff]

But Kiryu chillest man to exist

[peak bluff]

Bachibros forever

[weary mica]

and he's stil pure until this day

[strange forge]

out with haruka but Majima Everywhere comes first

[weary mica]

Tempted to mod Kiwami with Ochaco and Toga everywhere

[peak bluff]

Why would you ruin peak

[weary mica]

Ochaco is peak

[peak bluff]

I need to play Kiwami 1 and 2

But like

[strange forge]

There’s a mod that replaces every character with a fortnite skin

[peak bluff]

The originals are objectively better

They have fucking Mark Hamill as Majima in the original

Mark Hamill playing Majima in at the time unknown game from Sega, then proceeding to never remember playing Majima, to the point of denying he ever did, is the most Yakuza plot line I’ve ever heard

[strange forge]

It was a majima everywhere skit and he has no recollection

[peak bluff]

Sega has this ability to hire celebrities for their games and those celebrities never remembering recording lines for Sega

The fuck are they feeding them at the studio booths

Is the NDAs a lethal injection of dimensia

[peak bluff]

(Super Monkey ball had a similar situation)

There’s a video on it about how some guy named Patrick Harland, A household name in Japan voiced in it and he has no recollection of the game

https://youtu.be/inUkotGb-K4?si=0BExWIHmtHJ1Y2SM

[weary mica]

I never played Monkey Ball, only know them through the UFO catcher games

[peak bluff]

It’s peak gaming

Crime rates dropped significantly after monkey ball dropped

[strange forge]

Why is kiryu gambling with a kid

I didn’t get this in the lore

[peak bluff]

He’s just chill like that

[strange forge]

You’re right

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma-kiryu-yakuza-sega-ryu-gif-7190078

[weary mica]

and the kid asks for it

[peak bluff]

I wish I had a figure like that to teach me how to earn money

[weary mica]

"Mister, please win at mahjong for 1.000.000 yen"

what kid does that?

[strange forge]

I’m crying kiryu didn’t even have to try to hold the guys back

they gotta learn one day

[weary mica]

wait till she asks you to beat an expert billiard player for kicks

[peak bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-kiryu-yakuza-yakuza-kiwami-2-24h-cinderella-gif-6980562704990738112

[soft tinsel]

What

[peak bluff]

You wouldn’t get it

Non Yakuza fan

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-damedane-john-yakuza-kiryu-kuze-gif-27688363

[hard ginkgo]

No he is dame da ne guy

[lone marsh]

Anybody wanna play call of duty

And for no reason

[strange forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nishikiyama-akira-nishikiyama-nishiki-yakuza-yakuza-0-gif-15887766200701241738

[peak bluff]

Nishiki the goat

[weary mica]

10 years in the joint

[past reef]

Bring that shit Kazuma

https://tenor.com/view/nishiki-rgg-meme-yakuza-gif-10092824881852360893

[crimson echo]

O

[lone marsh]

Hi

[hard ginkgo]

https://vxtwitter.com/monsterhunter/status/1793450068751896692?t=t6DLE_OdjGiBMKAgCUHz_g&s=19

[eternal vigil]

Gotten to Champion this season

[proper helm]

That they added Jason to multiversus is kinda wild

[proper helm]

Multiversus did a blizzard and put characters in the battlepass

[bright narwhal]

atleast Blizzard fixed that mistake

[proper helm]

Took them 10 seasons

[glad river]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2398450/Classic_Marathon/

Steam

Classic Marathon

Alien forces have boarded the colony ship UESC Marathon in the Tau Ceti system, in orbit around humanity’s first interstellar colony. The situation is dire, and as a security officer assigned to the Marathon, your duty is to defend the ship and its crew from the alien threat.This classic 1994 Bungie™ FPS had a foundational influence on the genre...

▶ Play video

Free game

Seems cool

[kindred cipher]

Somehow took me only 2 months to get to 10k tophies

[shy crest]

This is from twitter, but i would go
Gameplay - Sonic adventure
Story - SA2
World design - Sonic 3&k
Characters - sonic heroes
Art Style - Sonic Rush
Photorealism - Sonic 06
Challenge - Sonic 2
Puzzles - Sonic Frontiers
Performance - Sonic Mania
Ray tracing- ???? What that

@bright parcel

[shy crest]

Clueless?

How

[shy crest]

@strange forge @peak bluff rate the list

Idrk what ray tracing is tbh ive looked through each sonic game now even sonic cd n shit

Idk what this means

[shy crest]

I skipped 0

So i cant judge

[strange forge]

that’s so sad

[shy crest]

But YK2 makes Kiryu one of my favorite MCs in gaming

[shy crest]

Im playing release order

[strange forge]

Might like Sonic

[shy crest]

So ill play it after 5

[strange forge]

That’s even sadder

[shy crest]

There are other games than sonic????

I would do an actual one but im laaaaazy

Also ray tracing is dogshit, actual performance waster

[strange forge]

just enjoy the game as intended 🙄

[bright parcel]

its true

i kept telling him 0s chronologically

this guy refused to listen

[strange forge]

crazy surprise waiting when he jumps 25 years in the past

[shy crest]

Wdym

[strange forge]

Without ray tracing

[shy crest]

Its like literally filler technically tho

Bc it came out after 5

[bright parcel]

thats not what filler is lil bro

[shy crest]

Meaning only new players got to experience that

The story also cant do anything meaningful since like

Its a prequel

It has to end for the first game to open

[bright parcel]

"cant do anything meaningful"

[shy crest]

So there is literally no reason to play it tbh

[bright parcel]

chat we should ban him from continuing yakuza

[shy crest]

Nah im playing

[strange forge]

This guy will never be able to understand where the dragon of dojima came from

or my goat bacchus

[bright parcel]

this isnt a decision you make

[shy crest]

3 - 4 -5 - 0 - 6 - 7 - gaiden - infinite wealth

Everything you need to know is in 1-5

So i really dont see the point in 0

[bright parcel]

thats cause you dont think

we know

[shy crest]

Like there is no shot like any of the characters live unless you know they return in later games too

[strange forge]

fbi is true

[shy crest]

And since its a later game in the series it was a complete after thought for sega

[strange forge]

if you play YK1 before 0, Kiryu and Nishiki don’t have the brotherhood

[bright parcel]

hey its like, thats not something you have to think about if you played 0 first

kinda like

[strange forge]

They’re kinda just 2 guys who know each other

[shy crest]

They tell you that they do

[bright parcel]

its a perfect starting place

[shy crest]

And they always felt like brothers

Like i felt the importance of nishiki to kiriyu from what the game gives you

The fact he goes to prison for the guy is very telling that they are very close

[bright parcel]

now hes just lying chat

[strange forge]

I can tell

[shy crest]

The first game is

[shy crest]

How

You must not have any media literacy 😭

[strange forge]

Kiryu just went to prison cuz he a real one

[stiff prism]

Congrats you described the server

[bright parcel]

now he's talking about media literacy like this is something he understands

😭

[shy crest]

I mean

[strange forge]

Also you don’t get how Majima and Kiryu are that connected…

[stiff prism]

Nobody here can read right

[shy crest]

If you couldnt tell that they had a brotherly bond through the story

[bright parcel]

its not that you can tell, its that they dont give you any time with nishiki before the plot happens btw

[shy crest]

Keep in mind the only way people experienced these games before what like 2015 was 1-5

[bright parcel]

no one said you couldn't tell

[shy crest]

1-5 is all you need

[shy crest]

They tell you

[bright parcel]

but 0 fills in that hole by fleshing it all out

[strange forge]

did you start playing in 2015

[shy crest]

No!

Im playing release order tho

[strange forge]

THEN IT DOESNT MATTER TO YOU!!

[bright parcel]

fr

[shy crest]

Its a prequel so it doesnt really matter in the grand scheme of things

Unless it had significance in plot and characters that get introduced in later games

Or brought back

Like in 7 or 8

[bright parcel]

well if it doesnt matter, why are you playing it at all

[shy crest]

Which i doubt

[bright parcel]

since thats all you seem to care about

[shy crest]

Bc im playing the intended release order

The order they made the games…..

The story they made

[strange forge]

https://tenor.com/view/gregtech-new-horizons-gregory-empire-tachibana-gif-14411178278171969759

[shy crest]

Bc the story goes 1-5

Then they made 0

[bright parcel]

you cant say its "intended release order" thats not a thing

[strange forge]

The story they made goes 0-5

[shy crest]

So that part was filler

[bright parcel]

its either the release order or not

[bright parcel]

ong

[shy crest]

If it was released that long after

It doesnt matter for the overall story

[strange forge]

I think this guy just doesn’t like majima

a fake one

[bright parcel]

he doesnt

[shy crest]

I dont dislike majima!

[bright parcel]

hes lying

[shy crest]

Im playing yakuza for kiriyu though

[bright parcel]

kiryu*

cant even spell his name

[shy crest]

Fuck

[bright parcel]

thats how you know hes a fraud

[shy crest]

I always spell it wrong 😭

[bright parcel]

we know !

[shy crest]

Yakuza 1 wasnt very great tbh

[bright parcel]

wouldve been better if you played 0 first tho

[strange forge]

Actually true

[shy crest]

Wish the remake was more in line with ff7r or RE remakes

[shy crest]

Story wise maybe?

But the story isnt the part i think is less than good

Its the overall game is still a ps2 game with a coat of paint

[bright parcel]

me when i find out what a remake is

[glad river]

https://tenor.com/view/28weeks-later-running-gif-14570791

Heck when in games-club

[shy crest]

Some of the fights in the game make it very obvious the only changes really was graphics

[bright parcel]

this is yrue

[shy crest]

Is not btw

Majority of the time a fresh coat of paint is a remaster

Remakes are supposed to recreate the game from the ground up

[bright parcel]

remaster isnt even a fresh coat of paint

[shy crest]

Hence the name, remake….

[bright parcel]

thats what kiwami is

[shy crest]

Like

Re2 is entirely different from the original

Re4 as well

Its not just supposed to update graphics like YK1

[bright parcel]

not every remake are resident evil btw !

[shy crest]

FF7

Even thousand year door seems to have changed some things around

[bright parcel]

oh you mean the game thats been teased since 2012

[bright parcel]

so did kiwami

😭

those are both remakes

[glad river]

Fortnite fortnite 7

[shy crest]

The fights are very apparent

[bright parcel]

ong

[shy crest]

That they didnt change much

Its mainly just graphics

And even then the models and physics are still decades old

[bright parcel]

dammit

[strange forge]

playing kiwami without zero you don’t understand why Majima breakdances

Most important part

[shy crest]

Demon’s souls is literally the same game but since they updated literally everything not changing the fights is fine

[shy crest]

Majima in 1 and 2 is mostly a gag character

[peak bluff]

You’re all wrong play Yakuza Dead souls first

[shy crest]

So idrc

[peak bluff]

That’s the most intended Yakuza of them all

[strange forge]

This might be true

[shy crest]

I can just play as him in siege instead….

[strange forge]

But

[bright parcel]

hecks not playing dead souls cause "its not important to the story"....

[strange forge]

In K1 you can fight zombie majima

[shy crest]

Im just kidding, echo is boring as fuck

[strange forge]

So it’s basically dead souls

[shy crest]

What is dead souls

[bright parcel]

true

see hes a fake

we should talk to him about yakuza

[peak bluff]

https://youtu.be/vZyMk8knsUo?si=gw2EIAKyDDyEQHT8

[bright parcel]

or like a dragon....

[peak bluff]

Best trailer in existence

How do we sell Yakuza to the western market? Make Kiryu wear a American flag polo shirt

[shy crest]

This isnt on steam or ps4/5 so irrelevant

[strange forge]

This looks like a fucking fortnite render

[bright parcel]

yea buy a ps3 fucker

🤓

[shy crest]

Ps3 is a dogass console

Im good

[peak bluff]

It’s intended to be played. Just so people realise how good we have it in the mainline games

[shy crest]

Would rather get a ps2

[bright parcel]

bro does not want the yakuza ps3

[strange forge]

He’s also playing release order

[peak bluff]

Yeah I back read everything

[strange forge]

no way

[shy crest]

Im not playing spin offs

[strange forge]

first person to read

[shy crest]

Like ishin

[peak bluff]

Rip Ishin is so good too

[shy crest]

Bc that game’s demo was absolutely awful😭

[bright parcel]

chat buy it for me ?

[glad river]

Jailbroken though.....

[peak bluff]

Aw don’t show me this 😭

Now I want it

[glad river]

That looks so nice

[shy crest]

I thought the demo was terrible, it didnt feel good to play

[strange forge]

Bro was waiting for this

[shy crest]

Amd the AI was pretty braindead

[glad river]

I love console modding

But not online cheating

[strange forge]

Sayaka Danganronpa house but it’s all Yakuza

[glad river]

Except when I was 9

[shy crest]

Mfw this guy was always dogging on piracy but will mod and jailbreak his shit

[glad river]

U do realise I don't need to pirate anything

[bright parcel]

30 foot kiryu cardboard cutout

[glad river]

U can still use retail discs

[peak bluff]

Wait

There’s 2 Yakuza’s ps3’s

[shy crest]

There is no shot you are going through all the work just to not get free games

[peak bluff]

The other one is trash tho

[bright parcel]

yea

[bright parcel]

for y5

[glad river]

It take like 2 seconds on slim and older models

[peak bluff]

Golden Duoshock tho

[shy crest]

Still, why even do it at that point

Its like if i didnt use the hshop on my 3ds

[shy crest]

Icky yucky

[bright parcel]

speaking of the 3ds they streamlined the process even more

so mow it only takes like 5 minutes

[peak bluff]

I can’t even find the white one

Trying to find it on Mercari

[bright parcel]

😰

[peak bluff]

Found it

OG PS3 model for give or take $450?

Might actually get it

I would love an OG model

[bright parcel]

i dont see it on us mercari

absolutely STUPID of me to think i could...

[peak bluff]

Went on the Japanese one coz it’s a Japanese exclusive console. This message is brought to you by Buyee

[bright parcel]

this is true chat

[peak bluff]

Fuck I’m actually tempted

[strange forge]

I’ll be taking it

[bright parcel]

its only 450$

thats chump change chat

just buy a few !

and give it in chat

to me

[strange forge]

Be like kiryu and invest in yourself

[bright parcel]

first

[peak bluff]

Oh shit it’s the backwards compatible model

[strange forge]

Heck wouldn’t get this

[peak bluff]

If it’s still up on my next pay day I’ll get it

[bright parcel]

he doesnt know the real estate life either

[shy crest]

They should really add red hood back to the server

[bright parcel]

we're not talking about him

this is about yakuza

[peak bluff]

Should play some Yakuza rn

[shy crest]

Ik the cabaret club and i invested in myself with skill points

[bright parcel]

he also said youre an opp cause you dont talk to anyone

[peak bluff]

Be an epic gamer

[peak bluff]

Me when Rio Tinto

[glad river]

U can do a lot of things with a modded ps3

[strange forge]

Heck doesn’t know about the random gooner you meet as Majima

[bright parcel]

the grind to beat the last billionaire 💔

so much mr takedown

[weak cairn]

i need to actually play Yakuza 0

[strange forge]

my ass did not do allat 😭🙏

I skipped the real estate stuff because it made my brain hurt

[weak cairn]

i got lost

[shy crest]

I do talk to people

[bright parcel]

i did all of the billionaires and finished it to get the legend style

and then skipped most of the cabaret

[shy crest]

You would know if you tuned into my twitch stream last night

[bright parcel]

and moved onto yk1

[strange forge]

https://tenor.com/view/hustle-gif-19150861

Loved this substory tho

[shy crest]

But your narc ass is a mod in my chat and is still skipping my streams

[bright parcel]

no ones watching that

[shy crest]

I needed you last night

They were flaming me in chat😭

[bright parcel]

they always do

[shy crest]

I got to floor 8 in gg

[strange forge]

Who is they

[bright parcel]

everyone

[shy crest]

And i got cooked so fucking hard

[shy crest]

They/them

[peak bluff]

Make sure to play this in its intended order

[strange forge]

Bro gg opps join his stream

[shy crest]

By an axl low

[bright parcel]

true

[shy crest]

Tbf i was playing elphelt

And not sin

But still

[bright parcel]

i qlways forgot thats an rgg game

[shy crest]

School friends/irls

I havent played ER in a while

[peak bluff]

Speaking of Dead Souls tho

[shy crest]

So i think streaming a replay would be fun bc of the shit talk

[peak bluff]

It’s funny how no matter how many attempts they can’t get it running on emulators

[shy crest]

Dark souls

Demon’s souls

Dark souls 2

Dark souls 3

[bright parcel]

last time you streamed er you couldnt beat that one boss

[peak bluff]

For some reason the moment Majima appears it always crashes or something

[shy crest]

😭

I beat him tho

[strange forge]

Majima anti pirating software

[shy crest]

The greatsword is ASS

[bright parcel]

its the eyepatch...

wait

[strange forge]

Eyepatch? Oda…

[bright parcel]

oda said an important character

with an eyepatch

will dictate the endings near....

[peak bluff]

Told you Yakuza is the one piece of games

[bright parcel]

goda at it again

[strange forge]

Majima is Joyboy

[bright parcel]

chat it all makes sense now

[shy crest]

Luffy has an eyepatch…..

[crimson echo]

LESS GOO

[shy crest]

Sticker star?

[peak bluff]

Wait it’s out?

[shy crest]

Yeha today

[crimson echo]

Thousand year door

[peak bluff]

Nice

[strange forge]

Take this guy outback, 3 stabs in each limb

[bright parcel]

no its out tomorrow

[shy crest]

Is this the 64 one or the uh 3ds one

[bright parcel]

some preorders are out tho

[peak bluff]

I got halfway through the original waiting for the remaster

[crimson echo]

Gamecube one

The best one

[shy crest]

Oh

The wii

Ic

I dont like the wii…

[glad river]

It doesn't like you

[shy crest]

Im glad

[bright parcel]

contrarian

[shy crest]

It can take that garbage game catalogue to the grave

[bright parcel]

he doesnt like anything popular chat

[glad river]

Garbage game catalogue is wild

[peak bluff]

Super Paper Mario is such an odd release

[bright parcel]

and if he does like something popular hes a bandwagonner

[shy crest]

I like the GC 64 wii U and switch

Bc like

[glad river]

Wii U....

[shy crest]

The games are really good

[shy crest]

It has some banger games

[glad river]

Ok

[shy crest]

3d world is a great mario game

Mario maker was fun

[peak bluff]

Mario Galaxy better

[bright parcel]

theres like a handful of wii u games that arent on switch

[shy crest]

Smash 4 was fun

[shy crest]

Disagree

[glad river]

Yeah

[bright parcel]

boring game btw

[shy crest]

Galaxy is so fucking boring

And i dont like the 3d spears

[glad river]

It is not boring

[bright parcel]

this is the only thing i can think of that me and heck agree on

[shy crest]

The only game worse than galaxy is sonic lost world

Fuck that game

[bright parcel]

tho hecks opinion doesnt matter

he didnt beat the game

me on the other hand

[peak bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-damedane-john-yakuza-kiryu-kuze-gif-27688363

[bright parcel]

im playing it as Luigi RN

[shy crest]

Celeste hk and hades are all bangers no?

[strange forge]

The better Mario character

[bright parcel]

we dont talk about everything else we agree on rn

we can talk about that later

[bright parcel]

I'm trying to get 120 again

[shy crest]

Are you saying you dont agree that women should be paid equally in the work force as their male counter parts????????

[bright parcel]

its not a bad game

[strange forge]

Ten minutes before I watch Kaiju no 8 in class

[bright parcel]

but out of the other 3d marios

[shy crest]

This guy is a misogynist oh my days

[bright parcel]

id rather play any of the others

[shy crest]

Bro me and hood watched ep 1 in 2x speed

I will NOT be continuinf

[bright parcel]

lil bro this is games chat, please stfu 😭

[bright parcel]

forgot air told me to read it

[strange forge]

Yea you have to watch a loser pay for a girlfriend ik

[bright parcel]

i saw how the manga looks compared to the anime

[shy crest]

You said it not me….

[strange forge]

Air needs to get on Dandadan…

[bright parcel]

ill ne reading it instead of watching

[bright parcel]

TRUE

[glad river]

Hop on bartender glass of god

[shy crest]

I dont watch it…

I havent read it in over 50 weeks now

[strange forge]

I see past your lies

[shy crest]

I watched season 1

[bright parcel]

chat dont be fooled

[shy crest]

But

[bright parcel]

this is cause he doesnt read

[shy crest]

That was back when it came out

[shy crest]

I read about 300 chapters of it!!!

[glad river]

300 too many

[shy crest]

Its like the most successful romcom there tho

[strange forge]

This guy sits down every night and recites each chapter before bed

[shy crest]

Kagumid love is fraud

280 chapters……..

Ragf has 300+……

[bright parcel]

his mom reads him ragf as a bedtime story

[glad river]

Chapter amount doesn't equal good

[shy crest]

We know which is better

[bright parcel]

trust me chat

[strange forge]

More mid to go around

[bright parcel]

it happened in vc

[shy crest]

Who is going to tell him

[shy crest]

You are my mom ig?

[bright parcel]

never read it in vc

[shy crest]

You read it to me in call that one time

While i was in bed

[bright parcel]

and i didnt get passed ch25

[shy crest]

My vid cam was on too

And you read me to sleep

[glad river]

25 too many

[shy crest]

And you then screamed in my ear

Opp heaven is my life…..

[shy crest]

Its enjoyable at least

[glad river]

So is watching paint dry

[bright parcel]

youre right

thats why i actually stopped at 23

lol

[shy crest]

Thats a lie

[bright parcel]

this is what its like being sober chat

[glad river]

Yeah I lied watching paint dry is more entertaining

[bright parcel]

over a year clean....

[shy crest]

I think i started respecting women a lot more after dropping it….

A changed man

[glad river]

Crazy

[shy crest]

It just hit like 330 tho

So i might have to catch up

[glad river]

Why

[shy crest]

Bc i gotta finish what i start…..

[glad river]

U dont

[shy crest]

Except jjk bc like, gege and writing dont go together

[shy crest]

I do!!!!

I enjoyed my time with ragf

Wish i played the mobile game…..

[bright parcel]

you usually do like shit slop yea

[glad river]

I drop shit all the time

[shy crest]

NO I DONT

examples?

[strange forge]

This is true

[bright parcel]

frontiers

[shy crest]

Frontiers is solid

[bright parcel]

adventure 1....

[shy crest]

ADVENTURE 1 is peak

Stooooooop

Mods this guy is being mean to me

This is targeted harassment

[bright parcel]

i paid them off

no ones coming to help

[shy crest]

😨

[bright parcel]

sorry lil guy

[glad river]

[shy crest]

Been thinking of finally playing the frontiers dlc

[strange forge]

Chat I just walked past a weezer shirt

[bright parcel]

you should get one too

[shy crest]

Peak?

[glad river]

Weezer...

[strange forge]

earlier this year I saw a fucking buddy holly shirt

[shy crest]

Ooo we ooo i look just like budd howwy

[glad river]

Ok heck

[shy crest]

Goat shit

Phaon is a weezer hater?

Weezer hate is always sooooooooo forced

[strange forge]

It’s anime in class time chat

[glad river]

[strange forge]

Then I read Azumanga Daioh

[glad river]

I just don't listen to them

[bright parcel]

listen to something thats not the first two albums then

💀

[bright parcel]

chat this is real

its a 4koma but its pretty good anyways

[strange forge]

A what

[bright parcel]

easy to pick up and read for a bit

not a conventional manga

[shy crest]

Mid…

[bright parcel]

each page has 8 panels

[strange forge]

So it’s like family guy

[glad river]

U can't say anything

[bright parcel]

and its self contained bits in each column

[shy crest]

Well, i listened to pork n beans

[bright parcel]

its all like that

[strange forge]

family guy only cutaways and it’s always good

[bright parcel]

🫡

[shy crest]

This is big nate level of mid

Aint nonway

[bright parcel]

4koma arent bad

[shy crest]

Gamesclub wasnt built for reading

[strange forge]

what did you just say pal

[bright parcel]

like bocchi or we want to talk about kaguya

[shy crest]

Big

Nate

Level of mid

[shy crest]

Kaguya is a standard manga tho

Bocchi is an ad…

[strange forge]

https://tenor.com/view/sentenced-coffin-ley-ley-gif-2345020526808777373

[bright parcel]

notice how i said we want to talk about kaguya

which is the spinoff

and not tha main series

[shy crest]

We dont want to

And my point still stands

[strange forge]

Chat is this a W

[shy crest]

89% could be passing

But

We need more data

We will get back to you

When is your school ending Zachary

[strange forge]

Next week is my last week

[shy crest]

Next is my last of grades……

School lets out 16th i think

I get out like 7th?

Idk

[bright parcel]

💀

you stay so late

my siblings are out tomorrow

my sisters graduation is next Thursday....

[shy crest]

Broooo its not fair

My grades are literally due tuesday😭

They got me in for a week n a half for what

I could be working ong

[bright parcel]

i know they added jason to multiversus

but the also reference jason x ??

why would they wanna bring that back up

such a bad movie

[strange forge]

I downloaded multiversus last night but I probably could’ve waited longer

Release for download but servers ain’t up until the 28th 💀💀

[shy crest]

Bc jason X is kinda cool tho

[bright parcel]

💀

this is why no one agrees with you

consistently bad takes

[shy crest]

The fact its like 5 new characters (that we know of) is crazy

Banana guard being one of them

😭

Wait its only 4

Not 5

[strange forge]

The bandana dee we wanted

[shy crest]

Ong

Lady banana guard skin is kind of bad chat

[bright parcel]

bro says it like that like banana guard isnt goated

[bright parcel]

PLEASE stop talking

its ok to keep things to yourself

[shy crest]

But she is….

[bright parcel]

not everything needs to be said aloud

[shy crest]

Thats why i typed it

[bright parcel]

not everyone needs to know what youre into

[strange forge]

FBI is saying the truth

[shy crest]

Im wearing a suit and tie rn

[strange forge]

Just because you can type it doesn’t mean it needs to be said

[shy crest]

I can speak how i want

[shy crest]

IM NOT INTO IT

[bright parcel]

someone please come in and mute him

[shy crest]

😨

Mods they are trying to force my opinion shut

Oh my days

They are oppressing me

[bright parcel]

we are

[shy crest]

I think joker looks fun

[bright parcel]

uhm

[shy crest]

I always love mark hamill joker

[bright parcel]

heck...

jokers been out since 2020....

[shy crest]

Mark hamill is such a goat

[bright parcel]

hes been in smash for a while....

[shy crest]

So sad that he cant do lines with kevin conroy for mvs 😞

[shy crest]

Not everyone needs to know what you are into….

[strange forge]

I heard that mark hamil once voiced majima

[bright parcel]

he did

in the ps2 release

and he didnt remember it !

[shy crest]

He only voices joker in thinks kevin conroy voiced batman…….

[shy crest]

@bright parcel how do i tie a tie

Send me a vid or something

Bc i got my tie in my bookbag

[peak bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/bow-tie-step1-how-to-tie-a-bow-gif-12414374

Just keep doing this step over and over

[bright parcel]

https://fixupx.com/Jaydy2007/status/988137968467619840?t=Wur7puroeLvQ_ErmMc-93g&s=19

[peak bluff]

Eventually you’ll get it

[bright parcel]

🤯

[shy crest]

This guy is the joker

[shy crest]

Its not helping

Im going to like a uh

Career expo or somethinf

Im wearing dress shoes that dont fit me

[peak bluff]

I think he doesn’t remember because they sent a Kiwami screenshot

[shy crest]

This is from yakuza

[peak bluff]

He does look different in HD. So I think Hamill just doesn’t recognise it

[peak bluff]

Is there a ps3 in the ps4

How come when it’s initialising system it shows the ps3 backdrop

[green cypress]

it may be time to hop on ghost of tsushima

🥶🙏

supposed peak awaits

[shy crest]

Do i look good in my suit today

[bright parcel]

no

[glad river]

Lol

[green cypress]

i wouldnt know

[shy crest]

Wow

[green cypress]

wdym wow

i havent even seen the suit how would i know 😭 !

[shy crest]

Oh my days

Ill send later

[ebon nest]

@winter breach chaos shuffle got extended

[hard ginkgo]

So I'm an idiot who uses Twitter right, so I decided to look at the hellblade runtime discourse today. Alot of it is, "I'd rather play a 5 hour game than a 200 hour slogfest." And I'm like "you don't need to do that lmao". There are very few games that have an average beating rate over 100 hours let alone 200. You'd have to be completing those games to get those hours played. Sure you wanna exaggerate your point to sound justified in your complaint but; as someone who 100%s games; it's kinda irritating to read

[stiff prism]

just play what you want to play it's not hard.

[shy crest]

i think that a game's run time just depends on the game right?

like i dont think $70 for a 5hr game is that bad if there is that quality there

[stiff prism]

i buy games at higher prices depending on replay value

like anno 1800 i've played over 100 hours on

worth the spend

[bright parcel]

i do

kinda insultingly short for a full priced game

even other AAA games are double the length

[shy crest]

but you would pay $60 for a 8hr mario game?

[bright parcel]

i doubt hellblade does anything groundbreaking in those 5 hours and im not sure if its replayable enough to warrent the price

[bright parcel]

i beat wonder in 12

twice the length

its also a party game

i can play with my siblings

its replayable and everything

this argument isnt the slam dunk you think it was !

[shy crest]

mario odyssey is 8hrs

to beat

like $60 for 8hrs

sure you can play more

[bright parcel]

i have like 40 hours in it

cause i replayed it

and theres a lot of side content

[shy crest]

yeah but the main game is only 8hrs

for $60

[bright parcel]

i havent seen anything about hellblade that drastically increases the playtime

[bright parcel]

"speedruns are under an hour so its actually really short !"

[shy crest]

i beat odyssey playing normally in 8hrs

[shy crest]

its 3hrs of cutscenes

2hrs of gameplay

[bright parcel]

chat hes said 8hrs like 5 times in this conversation he has literally nothing else to talk about 😭😭

its actually sad how he cant form any ground to argue on

just constantly repeating the same point

[shy crest]

katanna zero is also around 5hrs

i mean its like

$20

but still i dont think price should determine hour count

[shy crest]

@drifting oar im online

[drifting oar]

hi

[rigid spear]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=02014d2ff8

gartic phone if anyone wanna play

[strange forge]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLGpyXuh/

this is the most impressive thing I’ve seen

[peak bluff]

What

On every play through I’ve bet in about 3 hours

I do speedrun it but I’m not good at speed running it

[strange forge]

@ebon nest SQUAD UP 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Lethal company before one piece is this the world we live in

[fossil peak]

Y’a des fR

[rare lintel]

@primal canyon @ebon nest lowkey after bangalore they cooked real hard with every single mythic skin

baffling how they ran out of ideas and resorted to reskins for the heirlooms but cooked that hard with the skins

I would rather have Octanes skin than his butterfly knife

[primal canyon]

Not really baffling

They do it all the time

[rare lintel]

For 150 shards from your 1/500 chance drop

would you rather have

Green sword OR...... Blue sword

[strange forge]

EA you have done it again

[primal canyon]

The swords are boring

And the death boxes are just a money scam

@stiff prism quads not coming this season season 22 or season 23

[strange forge]

When does solos end

[primal canyon]

4 weeks roughly

[strange forge]

I still have time

[primal canyon]

For

[rare lintel]

It's a shame the mythic finishers are tied only to the mythic skin AND the last stage of the mythic skin

I like Rev's but the heavy knight armour doesn't match his assassin aesthetic

Love the scythe tho

[primal canyon]

What one

He has 2

A normal one and a recolour

[rare lintel]

Red

Gold only goes with his mythic skin so I ain't choosing that one

tho the banner frame is neat

His leap is so ass they really turned him into a flea

[glad river]

Lol I can use a ds4 controller on my homebrew switch

The switch homebrew scene looks awesome I need to get into it

Also need to get back on totk

Don't feel like dumping it again

[strange forge]

Unanimous

[shy crest]

even i voted yes....

[stiff prism]

there's a lethal company skin coming to fortnite

[strange forge]

yes please scroll up

[ebon nest]

Wtf 😭😭😭

[ebon nest]

Too bad they’re overpriced as hell

[tight igloo]

@elder isle dawg what is thisss

[bright parcel]

thats an update

[tight igloo]

a 50gb one gang

so ass

[elder isle]

💀

Fortnite...

[tight igloo]

bums

unemploy all of unepic games

[bright parcel]

they did say that yea

[proper helm]

whats wrong with fortnite?

[eternal vigil]

New season is mad fun

[eternal vigil]

squad with the new vehicles are mad fun

[high garnet]

this is real

mad max frong

[eternal vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-fury-road-zoom-background-tom-hardy-virtual-background-gif-16836792

This season in Fortnite for real

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-on-prime-fallout-prime-video-bethesda-brotherhood-of-steel-gif-11215024459939630759

[glad river]

W?

[proper helm]

how do you do that lol

[shy crest]

he modded the switch

[proper helm]

hope they let us change backgrounds on the switch 2

[shy crest]

dont get your hopes up

expect bare minimum in terms of customization

the only thing i ever expect from nintendo is a quality video game

[peak bluff]

Yeah we’ve only ever gotten customisation once on a Nintendo console

Which was the the 3DS

Unsure as to why it’s expected on their platforms

[rare lintel]

https://vxtwitter.com/def_dio/status/1793742676526776821 @gloomy void is this how you felt during my Xenoblade 2 and 3 playthroughs?

[gloomy void]

Idk if I even answered much lore questions

[drifting oar]

clean those fingerprints

[glad river]

Nah

Waste of time I will just get fingerprints on it again

[upper hinge]

Nintendo on their way to arrest you

[glad river]

[stiff prism]

The fists are SO FUN @eternal vigil

[glad river]

Please don't punch people

[eternal vigil]

use fists for movement that switch to shotgun

[peak bluff]

Phaon should sell modded Nintendo hardware

Trust me you won’t be paying off a court order for the rest of your life

[kindred cipher]

^^^^^^^^^^

I sell modded wiis

Haven't had trouble w nintendo ever

[peak bluff]

That was not the direction I was going

But I suppose this is a highway and not a one way street

[glad river]

Just wait

[glad river]

No!

[kindred cipher]

Nah I'm good lol

[peak bluff]

My joke was that there is a guy, currently, owing Nintendo money for the rest of his life for selling modded hardware

And his name is, I shit you not, Bowser

[glad river]

Ik

[kindred cipher]

No fucking way

Show me this now

[glad river]

Little ridiculous that the court actually let that happen

[peak bluff]

https://www.polygon.com/23688170/gary-bowser-hacker-nintendo-released-restitution

[glad river]

It's a bit extreme for a billion dollar company to take a shit ton of money from someone for the rest of their life

[kindred cipher]

There's no fucking way

[peak bluff]

We were so close to a guy named Gay Bowser from being sued by Nintendo. Would’ve actually done Nintendo wonders so people stop looking up the actual clip where Mario is mistakenly heard as saying that

But unfortunately

It’s Gary

[kindred cipher]

Fuck

[peak bluff]

Would’ve been the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[ebon nest]

If it was an innocent man sure

[peak bluff]

I’m pretty sure the guy was actually bricking consoles too

[azure mica]

W

Joker Goes Hard As Fuck

[stiff prism]

i've been sololing squads with it

alone.

[bright parcel]

all this mad max shit with fortnite seems like the perfect time for them to also collab with twisted metal

[shy crest]

maybe for toddlers...

[shy crest]

which is this

[bright parcel]

trooper

[shy crest]

gansi!!!

[shy crest]

i have work tomorrow.....

that kinda sucks

[bright parcel]

he says this like hes special chat

[shy crest]

im the best there ever was