games-club

[rare lintel]

real

[stiff prism]

58 mins till direct. Lets go.

[bright narwhal]

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1569679796644233216?t=v7y3-2Vz8ugSZ1KurqnPag&s=19

Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica)

The #NintendoDirect begins in 30 minutes!

Tune in here:
https://t.co/CqYDjy0iHo

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Twitter · Sep 13, 2022, 1:30 PM

[kindred cipher]

ninetendo of america

sounds like a dealership

[stiff prism]

HE;LL YEA

I AM

HYPED

[molten galleon]

Just 20 min

[honest aspen]

Typo's fatal mistake

I wanted to make King, but accidentally, typo made king.

How to change name!

?*

Yes

[kindred cipher]

mfw

[rare lintel]

You can change the name in the settings

[honest aspen]

How

Also

I didn't wanted to make you mad

I just said truth

[kindred cipher]

are you on pc or mobile

[honest aspen]

Mobile of course

[kindred cipher]

okay swipe towards the right

[honest aspen]

So?

[kindred cipher]

bottom right youll see your pfp

press that

go to account

and then press username

and you can change it

[honest aspen]

Ok ig

Yessir

yeeee boiii

[molten galleon]

10 min

[rare lintel]

Soon

[tidal lotus]

I have returned to games club temporarily

[molten galleon]

Sup

[tidal lotus]

yo

[bright narwhal]

Who

[tidal lotus]

[rare lintel]

Sup Noah

How's it been

[tidal lotus]

nb

[bright parcel]

cant believe they adding genshin on February 30th

[tidal lotus]

real

[rare lintel]

real

[molten galleon]

Genshin

[tidal lotus]

people really think the switch can handle genshin

[bright narwhal]

They shouldn't have announced it then

They didn't also cancel it

[bright parcel]

my ps4 could barely handle it

that shit lagged a lot when I played it

[rare lintel]

Your ps4 couldn't handle lightning

[tidal lotus]

if anything they're making a build that's better optimized for it

💀💀

[molten galleon]

If your mobile phone can handle it then I don’t see why the switch couldn’t

[rare lintel]

New switch made for genshin impact specifically

[tidal lotus]

most phones actually can't handle it

[bright parcel]

they explode

[tidal lotus]

it's only the newest gens (like within the last year) that can

[bright narwhal]

Forget about Genshin, we getting Honkai on switch

[kindred cipher]

microwave moment

[bright parcel]

going silent now its starting

[tidal lotus]

which btw are more powerful than the switch

[molten galleon]

It’s starting

[tidal lotus]

switch pro when

[rare lintel]

Here we go

[nova elk]

that time again

[molten galleon]

Fr

[tidal lotus]

idk what this is tbh

[bright narwhal]

What is this

[molten galleon]

Fire emblem

Bet

[rare lintel]

Fire emblem

[tidal lotus]

ah ur right

[nova elk]

yep

[molten galleon]

Knew it

[rare lintel]

knew it lmao

[bright narwhal]

Fire Emblem every direct

[rare lintel]

Nintendo fans fuming rn

[molten galleon]

Better not be warriors

[bright parcel]

what a shit design

wtf is that

[bright narwhal]

Nintendo Switch guy

[molten galleon]

For real

[rare lintel]

Goofy ass character

[tidal lotus]

my guy looks like an OC

[bright parcel]

woah its smash man

[nova elk]

“TOOTHPASTE HAIR”

[bright narwhal]

Engage

[molten galleon]

Mart looking good tho

[rare lintel]

Xenoblade fire emblem

[bright narwhal]

sleeps

[molten galleon]

Back to duels

[bright parcel]

it looks alright

[molten galleon]

Bummer

[rare lintel]

What's their obsession with dragon blood

[bright parcel]

the mc just looks like shit

[bright narwhal]

Wtf is this

Stands?

[rare lintel]

Holy shit JoJo stands

[molten galleon]

Mc looks kinda goofy

Ngl

[bright narwhal]

Nintendo Switch guy

That's his name

[tidal lotus]

omg it's fate

[nova elk]

doesn’t look like my thing

[rare lintel]

Where's Hilda

[nova elk]

who is she

[bright parcel]

nowhere

[bright narwhal]

Women

[bright parcel]

rip bozo fr

[rare lintel]

That dragon looks absolutely awful

[bright parcel]

thats soon

[molten galleon]

To anime for me

[bright narwhal]

There is a female MC too

[nova elk]

not that far

[molten galleon]

Skipping this one

[tidal lotus]

35 minutes of Mario movie teasers then it ends

[nova elk]

best direct ever

[molten galleon]

Lol

[bright parcel]

thank god

[rare lintel]

wow

[molten galleon]

It takes two

[bright parcel]

raw game

[rare lintel]

Zelda please

[tidal lotus]

this is gunna be a sleeper direct isn't it

[bright narwhal]

WOO

[rare lintel]

0 graphics

[bright narwhal]

It Takes Two is a cool game

[earnest flint]

🥱

[molten galleon]

Looks rough

[bright parcel]

thought flames was banned what are you doing here

[bright narwhal]

But fr what happened to the graphics

[tidal lotus]

the switch needs a pro model so bad it's not even funny

[bright narwhal]

We got OLED instead

[tidal lotus]

thing is running on a 2014 gpu

[nova elk]

wait what is this

[molten galleon]

What’s that ?

[rare lintel]

Smash Bros assist trophy girl

[bright narwhal]

Wtf

[bright parcel]

fatal frame real

[molten galleon]

Horror game

I sleep

[bright parcel]

uncultured

[molten galleon]

Let’s go

[nova elk]

Oh

[bright narwhal]

What is that

[molten galleon]

Xeno 3

[bright narwhal]

Oh

[bright parcel]

xc 🛏️

[nova elk]

her neck kind of looks uhh

[tidal lotus]

FNAF character

[bright parcel]

her color palette does not look good

[rare lintel]

@gloomy void new xenoblade dlc

[bright parcel]

why is she red and black with green hair

[molten galleon]

Swimsuits finally

[rare lintel]

I am not looking because no spoilers

[bright narwhal]

Oh no

Swimsuits

[nova elk]

I don’t even have base game

[earnest flint]

WOAH NOAH IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER!!!!

[nova elk]

okay what is next

oh I saw this on gamescom’s IGN stream

[tidal lotus]

impossible

[rare lintel]

Sponger

[bright parcel]

they said "get drawn" i thought it was Scribblenauts

[nova elk]

I wish

[rare lintel]

Holy shit rainbow SpongeBob

[molten galleon]

Bruh

[bright parcel]

wtf

[tidal lotus]

????????????

[nova elk]

????????

[tidal lotus]

HUH

[bright narwhal]

I thought

[rare lintel]

What the hell

[bright narwhal]

That was Jonathan from Jojo

[molten galleon]

Who would by that

[tidal lotus]

I thought it was jump force for a second LMAO

[bright narwhal]

Jojo rythm game

[molten galleon]

I sleep

[nova elk]

eh

[bright parcel]

TUNIC FINALLY

[rare lintel]

Fall guys

[molten galleon]

Tunic is good

[tidal lotus]

I've heard this game is good

[nova elk]

oh this looks cool

[molten galleon]

Played it on game pass

Fun time

[bright parcel]

been waiting for this one 😭

[molten galleon]

I sleep

[nova elk]

sleep

[tidal lotus]

haven't even heard of this series

[bright parcel]

it as in a previous direct

was*

[tidal lotus]

I probably forgot

[bright parcel]

i did too

[tidal lotus]

💀💀

[rare lintel]

Sleeping rn

[nova elk]

Pokémon??

[bright parcel]

cows the game

[nova elk]

wait no

[molten galleon]

I sleep

[nova elk]

https://tenor.com/view/esqueleto-gif-24452082

[bright narwhal]

Woow

[tidal lotus]

[bright narwhal]

Wtf

What

[bright parcel]

mf gained 2 wrinkles

😭

[molten galleon]

Sus

[rare lintel]

Holy shit you can watch people die in real time

[tidal lotus]

child labor

[earnest flint]

She really pulled a chicken out of a tree

[molten galleon]

[bright parcel]

splatoon im going to bed

[bright narwhal]

Jsjsjsh

[nova elk]

splatoon 3??

[bright narwhal]

AAAAAAA

[nova elk]

yeah

[bright narwhal]

WHAT IS IT

[tidal lotus]

[bright narwhal]

WIRBDJJD

LETS GOOOOO

[bright parcel]

me rn noah

[tidal lotus]

big ass forehead

[bright narwhal]

WHAT

[nova elk]

L splatfest

[tidal lotus]

INKCREDIBLE

[bright parcel]

never liked splatoon music

[bright narwhal]

I ain't ready

[tidal lotus]

get it??????????

LAUGH

[bright narwhal]

New emotes

Huge

[nova elk]

well

[bright narwhal]

What is he gonna choose

[nova elk]

next is

[rare lintel]

Have you got the dab yet shoraki

[molten galleon]

?

[nova elk]

wait

[tidal lotus]

[rare lintel]

ZELDA??

[bright narwhal]

Oh

[rare lintel]

Oh

[bright parcel]

squeenix

[nova elk]

oh isn’t this octopus traveller

[molten galleon]

What is that

[bright narwhal]

Oh

[molten galleon]

Let’s go

[tidal lotus]

BRUH

[molten galleon]

I’m down

[bright narwhal]

Octopus

[nova elk]

wait octopus

[bright parcel]

lol you though

[nova elk]

https://tenor.com/view/esqueleto-gif-24452082

[bright parcel]

cowboy man

[rare lintel]

Wrong one

[bright parcel]

L

[stiff prism]

FE

FE???

[rare lintel]

You're a bit behind

[bright parcel]

mc looked shit

[rare lintel]

Goofy ah

Sleeping rn

[nova elk]

okay next up

[stiff prism]

I KNOW

[molten galleon]

I sleep

[stiff prism]

it took me 10 mins to make lunch

[tidal lotus]

can't wait for the confirmation they're restarting the development of MP4 again

[bright parcel]

real

[molten galleon]

Lmao

[rare lintel]

Why do game Devs make their world's have stupid names

[nova elk]

I forgot it’s name and it’s been like

15 seconds

Zoria?

Azoria?

[glad river]

To troll you

[molten galleon]

I sleep

[tidal lotus]

bruh

[bright narwhal]

oh wow

[bright parcel]

lynx its FF

[bright narwhal]

Huge

[bright parcel]

[rare lintel]

What is this

[bright parcel]

FF

your fav

get it

[rare lintel]

No

Anyway

[bright parcel]

nier music based

[nova elk]

wait actually

[rare lintel]

Oh hey neir you favourite

[nova elk]

what was that nier song

[rare lintel]

Get it fbi

[earnest flint]

Ff fans winning 🤪

[bright parcel]

you favorite

[rare lintel]

Yeah

[molten galleon]

I can just listen to this on YouTube

[bright parcel]

rabbids 2 so real

[nova elk]

sparks of hope?

[strange forge]

MARIO Rabbids YEAAA

[tidal lotus]

who asked

[bright parcel]

i did

[molten galleon]

Yo rayman is in it

[strange forge]

game of the year !!!!

[nova elk]

it’s the one with rayman

[tribal junco]

Tru

[bright parcel]

unironically probably gonna be a banger

[stiff prism]

mario rpg game would be better without rabbits

[bright parcel]

rabbids 1 was great

[rare lintel]

Rayman featuring Mario and the rabbids

[molten galleon]

I liked the first one

[bright parcel]

same

[stiff prism]

i wanted it but it had rabbits

[nova elk]

?

[stiff prism]

instant 0/10

[nova elk]

I wanna listen to it

[stiff prism]

hate the rabbits

[tidal lotus]

rabidds are the minions of gaming

[stiff prism]

they are so dumb

[molten galleon]

I sleep

[rare lintel]

Where is Link

[bright parcel]

why would i get the gold i can just wait for it to go on sale for 10 bucks like i did the forst

first

[bright parcel]

nowhere

[earnest flint]

IN GAME SPOUSE T

[strange forge]

Link will be on screen for 2 seconds, that’s your gameplay trailer

[earnest flint]

IM VRYONGJEISHAHA

[stiff prism]

in this direct is L so far

[nova elk]

might be saving the best for last?

[molten galleon]

I sleep

[bright parcel]

pilotwings real

[tidal lotus]

would care if the service was actually good

[strange forge]

Mario movie News when

[bright parcel]

po kay mon

[molten galleon]

Pokémon stadium good

[nova elk]

huh

wait

oh goldeneye

[bright narwhal]

Wow

[molten galleon]

Golden eye ?

[rare lintel]

Oh shit metroid

[nova elk]

nice

[bright parcel]

goldeneye

[rare lintel]

Oh golden eye

Lame

[tidal lotus]

I have a better switch online already

[rare lintel]

Lmao you bought a steam deck

[molten galleon]

Who asked

[nova elk]

I was about to ask what that was

[tidal lotus]

yeah I've had it since like may

[nova elk]

https://tenor.com/view/esqueleto-gif-24452082

[tidal lotus]

it's amazing for emulation ngl

[rare lintel]

Ok buddy

[stiff prism]

apparently has more drift issues than switch

L

[rare lintel]

Metroid

[molten galleon]

Wube software lol

[tidal lotus]

can't say I've experienced it if it does

I doubt it tho

[bright parcel]

ib nice

[nova elk]

Took me a solid 10 seconds to notice the “steam” on the bottom left

[shy crest]

Me rn 🛌🛌🛌🛌😴😴😴😴

[bright parcel]

need more rpg maker games on switch

[tidal lotus]

💀

[rare lintel]

You know too many weird obscure games

[shy crest]

Nintendo gotta be saving something for the last 10 mins

[bright parcel]

ibs not obscure

[bright narwhal]

Wow

[earnest flint]

WOMAN!!!!!

[molten galleon]

Mario strikers I sleep

[strange forge]

Woman!!!

[stiff prism]

PAULINE?

[bright parcel]

its one of the biggest rpg maker games

[strange forge]

MONKEY!!!!

[rare lintel]

MONKEY

[earnest flint]

PAULINE POGGERS

[nova elk]

wow pauline

[earnest flint]

Strikers sucks ass though

[bright parcel]

ryza nice

[rare lintel]

FBI I sth

Stg

[bright parcel]

what

[nova elk]

wtf

wait

[molten galleon]

Waiting game

[earnest flint]

https://twitter.com/AceStarThe3rd/status/1569692669860773889

🦋🗡️ • ODG | Ace★ (@AceStarThe3rd)

direct summarized:

Twitter · Sep 13, 2022, 2:21 PM

[nova elk]

that one dani guy is watching

[bright parcel]

true

[bright narwhal]

YEEE

[strange forge]

What does this mean

[bright parcel]

knew wave 3 would be shown

[stiff prism]

called it

[tidal lotus]

I love Mario Kart

[molten galleon]

Told you there would be Mario kart stuff

[nova elk]

don’t have

but would like to have

[stiff prism]

PEACH GARDENS

POG

[earnest flint]

YOOOOOO

WAVE 3 LOOKING GOOD

[rare lintel]

Dam wave 3 already

[stiff prism]

real specific

date

[tidal lotus]

golf real

[bright parcel]

switch sports sleeper

[bright narwhal]

Golf

[molten galleon]

Switch sports I sleep

[rare lintel]

Give us Zelda dammit

[bright parcel]

no

[strange forge]

Wow golf

[rare lintel]

Holy shit golf

[earnest flint]

Farming

Metaphorically

[bright narwhal]

Survival golf

[tidal lotus]

I LOVE GOLF !!!!!!!

[earnest flint]

Take it how you will

[molten galleon]

I wish golf was real when I see this

[bright narwhal]

Who

[rare lintel]

40 year old dad's losing they mind rn

[molten galleon]

The movie

[tidal lotus]

Mario movie for sure

[bright narwhal]

Oh

[bright parcel]

chris pratts gonna be shown

[rare lintel]

Oh god

[stiff prism]

MARIO

[molten galleon]

Movie

[stiff prism]

MARIO GAME

[rare lintel]

Here we go

[stiff prism]

MARIO GAME

[rare lintel]

MARIO

[nova elk]

o miyamoto

[molten galleon]

Movie

[earnest flint]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bright narwhal]

Chris

Real

[tidal lotus]

cutiefly coping

[strange forge]

Mario movie time!

[bright parcel]

orlando soon 🙏

[stiff prism]

mario game

[bright parcel]

YOOOO

[tidal lotus]

Pikmin??????

[stiff prism]

I WANT MARIO GAME

[bright narwhal]

NSJSJSJ

[nova elk]

PIKMIN

[molten galleon]

Pikmin

[bright narwhal]

WOOOO

[molten galleon]

I’m down

[bright parcel]

bruh

[rare lintel]

PIKMIN??????????

[tidal lotus]

MOBILE

[nova elk]

wait that’s a

[bright narwhal]

NOOO

[bright parcel]

they really did that

[strange forge]

Mobile game

[bright narwhal]

NOOOOOOO

[molten galleon]

Mobile game I sleep

[bright parcel]

i hate Nintendo

[bright narwhal]

LMAOOO

[tidal lotus]

JEBAITED LMAOOOOOO

[bright narwhal]

POKEMON GO

[rare lintel]

This is awful

[bright parcel]

never lost interest so fast

[nova elk]

pikmin go

[strange forge]

This game released a year ago 💀

[nova elk]

wait

[bright parcel]

he better be leading into 4

[rare lintel]

Ong

[molten galleon]

Hmm nectar

[stiff prism]

mobile game L

[tidal lotus]

I wonder how much Niantic paid them to promote this

[bright narwhal]

Come on

You can't do this

[strange forge]

12 whole dollars

[bright narwhal]

No I do not care

[bright parcel]

miyamoto gaming

[rare lintel]

The 3 Pikmin fans are eating good today

[tidal lotus]

this is the rest of the direct imagine LMAOOOO

[bright parcel]

starting a yt channel like sakurai

[bright narwhal]

Nintendo why

[molten galleon]

He lying

[bright parcel]

a day in the life of miyamoto

[molten galleon]

He never played that game

[rare lintel]

Speed run map exploration irl

[tidal lotus]

TRAILER?

[bright parcel]

finally

[bright narwhal]

Oh finally

[nova elk]

WAIT

[rare lintel]

TRAILER

[molten galleon]

New game

[nova elk]

oh thank god

[bright parcel]

back interested

[tidal lotus]

nEW PIKMIN?

[bright parcel]

only been in the making for 10 years

[molten galleon]

Let’s go

Yes

[bright parcel]

finally

[bright narwhal]

Yee

[nova elk]

PIKMIN 4!!

[bright narwhal]

Thank god

[tidal lotus]

Arlo yelling rn

[bright parcel]

next year

[shy crest]

YOOOO

[rare lintel]

Wow

[bright parcel]

true

[rare lintel]

Just show us Chris god damnit

P

[strange forge]

The 3 living pikmin fans are goin crazy

[stiff prism]

just give us new mario game

[bright parcel]

that's me fr

[rare lintel]

Don't steal my joke

[molten galleon]

More headlines

[tidal lotus]

[molten galleon]

I sleep

[nova elk]

sleep

[bright narwhal]

...

[bright parcel]

just dance not on wii this is an L

[rare lintel]

Literally nothing Mario what the hell

[stiff prism]

^

THIS

[tidal lotus]

bts

[earnest flint]

The second hand embarrassment rn

[tidal lotus]

[stiff prism]

WHERE IS THE NEXT ODYSSEY SEQUEL

[bright narwhal]

Never Dance

[bright parcel]

he made pikmin too yall

[shy crest]

Where is mario kart 9?????

[strange forge]

Pikmin drip

[stiff prism]

WHERE IS MARIO AND LUIGI'S MANSION

[rare lintel]

No one cares

[bright parcel]

no zelda

[molten galleon]

K pop

[shy crest]

Where is mario and rabbids at the olympic games 😭😭😭

[nova elk]

Pikmin 4 is probably the main thing this direct

[molten galleon]

Hmm…

[rare lintel]

That's cursed

[bright parcel]

dynamites not a bad song cmon guys

[molten galleon]

Omg

[nova elk]

so no Zelda I’m assuming

[bright narwhal]

No I cannot survive

[bright parcel]

☹️

[molten galleon]

What’s with the farming games

[rare lintel]

ANOTHER FARMING GAME

[stiff prism]

IT WAS LITERALLY 30 SECS

[kindred cipher]

Nintendo is trying to tell us all to touch grass this direct

[bright parcel]

they showed this one before tho

[molten galleon]

Nintendo telling us to touch grass

[tidal lotus]

Pikmin 4 boutta get delayed then restart development then delayed again

[bright parcel]

bayo 3 based

[bright narwhal]

YEEE

[molten galleon]

Bay 3

[nova elk]

oh BAYO

[bright narwhal]

Mother

[rare lintel]

Finally something of substance

[bright parcel]

you dont play bayo

[bright narwhal]

This slaps

[bright parcel]

luka back

[rare lintel]

No shit but other people actually like this game

[molten galleon]

Fighting for the world and fighting for others means the same thing but okay

[bright narwhal]

October 28

[bright parcel]

yea

[tidal lotus]

that's soon

[stiff prism]

amusing y'all are fighting

[bright narwhal]

[bright parcel]

L

[rare lintel]

Can't wait to watch people die horribly in the cutscenes

Oh lordt

Not dangan

[high garnet]

creators of danganronpa

[bright parcel]

bro he literally said it

[tidal lotus]

can't wait to watch a man get drowned in butter then shot to the moon

[high garnet]

@bright parcel your time to shine

[bright parcel]

no

[molten galleon]

L direct so far

Ngl

Pikmin 4 nice tho

[rare lintel]

Literally just danganranpa

[nova elk]

Bayonetta 3 too though

Two good things this direct

[rare lintel]

Persona 5 danganranpa

[molten galleon]

About 4 min left

Don’t expect much

[tidal lotus]

this is literally just Danganronpa

[bright narwhal]

This direct was

[bright parcel]

L

[stiff prism]

what

re8

[bright narwhal]

...

[bright parcel]

cloud lmao

[nova elk]

huh

[stiff prism]

OFC IT'S ON CLOUD

[molten galleon]

Cloud ☁️

[stiff prism]

LMAO

[bright parcel]

no ones buying that shit

[novel spruce]

whoops forgot the direct existed

[bright narwhal]

AHAHHA

[tidal lotus]

ofc it's cloud you think the switch could handle this game

[novel spruce]

tell me what has happened so far

[nova elk]

https://tenor.com/view/esqueleto-gif-24452082

[kindred cipher]

Cloud

[bright parcel]

farm

[stiff prism]

NOTHING IMPerNR

[rare lintel]

This is actually the worst direct so far

[stiff prism]

important*

[rare lintel]

Farm

[bright narwhal]

Pikmin 4, New Splatoon 3 Splatfest, Fire Emblem and Bayonetta

That's it

[novel spruce]

bruh

[tidal lotus]

pretty much

[novel spruce]

sleeper direct

[molten galleon]

Nintendo telling us to touch grass

[rare lintel]

Actually sleeper

[tidal lotus]

oh and Octopath II

[stiff prism]

octopath 2

[bright narwhal]

...

[bright parcel]

pikimin 4 bayo 3 and tunic on switch is all that interest me

YOO SIZU

SIFU*

wanna play this one

[rare lintel]

Where's the "one more thing"

[molten galleon]

Looks rough

[bright narwhal]

No one more thing

[molten galleon]

Switch showing it’s age

[rare lintel]

Oh?

[molten galleon]

Crisis core I’m down

[bright narwhal]

Wait what

[tidal lotus]

why is this a fanfic

[bright narwhal]

Oh

[nova elk]

okay cool

[rare lintel]

Ok this isn't bad

[bright narwhal]

Stop

[stiff prism]

....

im disappointed

[bright narwhal]

Give me one more thing

[bright parcel]

shmups on switch sounds so hard to play

[stiff prism]

GIVE ME ONE MORE THING

[novel spruce]

wait the direct is on twitch?

[molten galleon]

Bro what was this direct

[stiff prism]

yt

as well

[tidal lotus]

waiting to see if they saved something for the end

[bright narwhal]

This was just a Nintendo Direct Mini but long

[rare lintel]

The end has to be something big to salvage this

[bright parcel]

rougelike game

[novel spruce]

no I was surprised, I never thought there was a twitch stream until now

[molten galleon]

@icy gulch you sleepin ?

[bright parcel]

online ☹️

[novel spruce]

L

[stiff prism]

not yet

nothing yet

[bright narwhal]

Bro

[molten galleon]

Good game

[rare lintel]

Isn't this popular

[bright parcel]

yea

[molten galleon]

It is

[bright narwhal]

Ok but like

[rare lintel]

Didn't people want the red coat in smash

[molten galleon]

Considered one of the best in the series

[fluid flame]

Hi

[molten galleon]

Sup hood

[bright narwhal]

We are out of time

[fluid flame]

Anything so far?

[bright narwhal]

Hello hood

Pikmin 4

[bright parcel]

3 game

[tidal lotus]

hi hood you missed nothing

[ebon nest]

Yoooo pikmin 4 after all those years of wait that’s so nice

[rare lintel]

Farming

[sterile violet]

AHHHH TALES

[molten galleon]

Bro

[bright narwhal]

Oh yeah it's ending

[molten galleon]

Wth

[rare lintel]

You're joking

[nova elk]

its ending

[novel spruce]

one more thing COPIUM

[fluid flame]

Pikmin 4???

[bright narwhal]

The fillers are making me insane

[nova elk]

yeah biggest thing was pikmin 4

[rare lintel]

There isn't a "one last thing"

[molten galleon]

I’m disappointed

[tidal lotus]

iT JUST CUT

[bright narwhal]

They made every single thing longer because there is nothing

[nova elk]

pikmin 4 and bayonetta 3

[tidal lotus]

wait nvm it just paused for me

[novel spruce]

ah yes

[bright parcel]

KIRBY

[tidal lotus]

💀

[nova elk]

wait

[bright narwhal]

YEEE

KIRBY

[bright parcel]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rare lintel]

Kirby

[molten galleon]

Kirby

[bright narwhal]

KIRBY SAVES THE DAY

[bright parcel]

INSTANT BUY

[molten galleon]

Okay fine

[earnest flint]

KIRBYSISOWHWOWNWIAKAPW

[fluid flame]

Kirby

[molten galleon]

That’s the final

[bright narwhal]

WOOO BANGER DIRECT

[earnest flint]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fluid flame]

Even though I'm not watching

[nova elk]

nevermind then

[ebon nest]

Man this music is so nice

[stiff prism]

this isn't "one more thing"

where is mario game

[earnest flint]

FINALLY THE DIRECT IS REDEEMED

[rare lintel]

10/10 direct

[strange forge]

Dedede rebrand 😔

[stiff prism]

HOPIUM

[bright parcel]

never lost faith this is the best direct

[ebon nest]

This game was so nice

[molten galleon]

Had it on wii

[bright narwhal]

Kirby won

[molten galleon]

Was good

[rare lintel]

Holy shit gurren lagann

[bright parcel]

never had it on wii

[earnest flint]

Omg I already wanna play

[bright parcel]

weeb

[bright narwhal]

Huge

[rare lintel]

Kirbio party

[nova elk]

Looks good

[bright parcel]

samurai kirby real

[fluid flame]

Did the state of play already happen?

[stiff prism]

NO

[molten galleon]

This afternoon

[stiff prism]

nope

not yet

[rare lintel]

Kirby is dead

[fluid flame]

Okay

Good

[novel spruce]

COPE

[stiff prism]

WHERE IS MARIO

[novel spruce]

COPE

COPE

[stiff prism]

[earnest flint]

WAIT WAS THE KIRBY GAME ONLINE PLAY

[nova elk]

okay Kirby wins this one

[tidal lotus]

WAIT

[molten galleon]

Wait

[bright narwhal]

WHAT

[stiff prism]

TYEAAAA

A

FJIREKIREIORE

[nova elk]

WAIT

[bright narwhal]

LMAOO

[rare lintel]

COME ON

[molten galleon]

Zelda ?

[nova elk]

WAIT

[stiff prism]

BOTW

[ebon nest]

Finally

[rare lintel]

YES

FINALLY

[bright parcel]

sleeping

[molten galleon]

Yes

[rare lintel]

Hfhhshshsjej

[nova elk]

BOTW 2???

[stiff prism]

botw

2

botw222222

[rare lintel]

HERE WE GO

[bright parcel]

shouldve ended with kirby

[tribal junco]

Zeldaa

[strange forge]

Clearly Mario obvs

[fluid flame]

Really?

[strange forge]

Let’s a go in 5

[fluid flame]

Bruh

[novel spruce]

WE DROPPING

[molten galleon]

Yes sir

[ebon nest]

Gimme playable Zelda

[bright narwhal]

WOOOO

[fluid flame]

You guys were so disappointed a minute ago

[earnest flint]

It’s splatoon you guys are slacking

[bright parcel]

Nintendo fans

[tidal lotus]

Zelda fans going ape rn

[bright narwhal]

Beautiful

[stiff prism]

BOTW

[ebon nest]

Yeah they love crying just let em be

[stiff prism]

2

[novel spruce]

W

[bright narwhal]

Title drop this trailer?

[tidal lotus]

TITLE DROPPPP

[nova elk]

oh nice

[bright narwhal]

TEARS OF THE KINGDOM

[molten galleon]

Tear of the kingdom

[cerulean sable]

O

[molten galleon]

Totk

[bright narwhal]

5.12

[earnest flint]

Oh

[nova elk]

holy shit release date

[bright narwhal]

[shy crest]

S tier direct moment

[stiff prism]

12TH MAY

[ebon nest]

We got a release date nice

[stiff prism]

2023

[tribal junco]

May lets go

[earnest flint]

Should’ve ended with KIRBY

[novel spruce]

wait THERE'S A RELEASE DATE TOO?

[bright narwhal]

Huge

[rare lintel]

WE GOT A NAME

FINALLY

ITS BEEN 3 YEARS

[molten galleon]

So what did y’all think

[ebon nest]

Welp pikmin 4 is all that matters

[bright parcel]

say that to a prime fan to sadden them

[rare lintel]

Was that 5th of december or 12th of May

[nova elk]

Ib is growing on me

[bright parcel]

may 12th

[rare lintel]

YES

[bright parcel]

ib is good

[rare lintel]

WINNING

[nova elk]

May 12th

[tidal lotus]

prime fans after waiting 5 years for no gameplay

[novel spruce]

this direct could have been just the last 3 minutes but ok

[shy crest]

Nintendo needs to email me when i can pre order 😩😩😩

[bright parcel]

prime fans waiting 5 years for a third game restart

[novel spruce]

pikmin cool tho

[tidal lotus]

true

[shy crest]

Mario kart, pikmin 4, kirby

Solid direct

[tidal lotus]

prime fans waiting 8 years to find out prime 4 is actually a 1 to 3 collection

[novel spruce]

kirby was in the last 3 minutes

[ebon nest]

Prime was restarted ofc it’s gonna take a while

[stiff prism]

may 12th

american stream

so other date around

[tidal lotus]

american

[stiff prism]

well it is

[near gulch]

Hype

[stiff prism]

it was on the american channel...

[tidal lotus]

yeah its just average american everything is different for no reason moment

[ebon nest]

Man I’m so happy they didn’t give up on making pikmin 4

[rare lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SNF4M_v7wc

[bright parcel]

https://twitter.com/antdude92/status/1569695177802915843?t=64fvOWT8vNp6mnqop4qa6g&s=19 😭

AntDude (@antdude92)

Are you okay @ArloStuff

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588

Twitter · Sep 13, 2022, 2:31 PM

[shy crest]

If they cut the first like 20 mins i wouldnt have minded

[stiff prism]

I AM COPING SO HARD RN

[ebon nest]

It’s a direct bruh there’s always a ton of games

[shy crest]

Square enix just shoveling in those weird games is crazy

[stiff prism]

it's been 5 years since odyssey WHERE'S THE NEXT GAME NINTENDO

[ebon nest]

Why y’all acting like it’s the first time they done it lol

[fluid flame]

So you're saying you'd rather they remove the first 20 mins

With nothing

And just make a short one

[shy crest]

Its been 9 years since the last mario kart 😭😭😭

[ebon nest]

Just be patient a little jeez

[fluid flame]

They're making dlc

[shy crest]

Never

[fluid flame]

What's the point of a new mariokart

[nova elk]

IIRC there’s also RE8 DLC no?

[bright parcel]

yea

[shy crest]

Mk9 needs to get announced soon!!!

[fluid flame]

Just means having to buy a new full price game

[novel spruce]

same

[fluid flame]

But it's basically gonna be the same game anyway

[rare lintel]

this screencap alone has so much to unpack

[rare lintel]

what happened

[tidal lotus]

after the dlc was announced it pretty much confirmed no mk9 this gen

[shy crest]

That volcano is crazy

[shy crest]

Real

[bright parcel]

hes a pikmin fan

[shy crest]

But i still have hope

[ebon nest]

Can’t wait to see the new pikmins that release

[bright parcel]

just floating isles innit

[ebon nest]

Game looked so good

Hope they make the bingo mini game online

[bright parcel]

https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/1569699482752655362?t=iL7m6vjQjwR5baR98dR-cw&s=19

Nintendo of Europe (@NintendoEurope)

https://t.co/JMdesd0LST

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4458

Retweets

2517

Twitter · Sep 13, 2022, 2:48 PM

[bright narwhal]

New Zelda Artwork

Ye

[nova elk]

I think I could get Pikmin 4

They only said “2023” though so IIRC

probably a long wait

[ebon nest]

It’s been in development since the switch started but there hasn’t been any news

[rare lintel]

The shrines are gone

they're not in their spots anymore

ignoring the giant glowing rune

[novel spruce]

🤔

[bright parcel]

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1569700548362014720?t=YMeHfHnTzb1GEsGfpAtbMQ&s=19

Wario64 (@Wario64)

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom preorders available (out May 12th):
Amazon https://t.co/cQvZ83iwH3
Best Buy https://t.co/QLVmBvzesS #ad

Likes

855

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178

Twitter · Sep 13, 2022, 2:52 PM

[bright narwhal]

Preorders available?

[novel spruce]

already?

[bright narwhal]

Oh no

[novel spruce]

it's been literally 10 minutes

[nova elk]

hm

[bright parcel]

lynx going analyst mode 😭😭

[fluid flame]

That's how it works

[rare lintel]

You seem to be underestimating how much I'm waiting for this game

I'm already coming up with plot theories

[fluid flame]

Nintendo doesn't care about the zelda lore😢

[rare lintel]

judging by the mural it looks like old zelda and old hero sealed away this calamity god inside the body of ganon from however long ago

I say old hero because you can only see the arm

[bright parcel]

ive been waiting for silksong since before it was announced (the day before when i saw they had a teaser) and im not analyzing gameplay for it

[rare lintel]

also looks like 7 seals are going to be involved

[fluid flame]

Hero of time?

[rare lintel]

Who knows

[nova elk]

no thoughts about the title itself?

[rare lintel]

I'm going to assume it's about an ancient race

[rare lintel]

I'm pretty sure there's references to an old race of people in game already

[fluid flame]

I should replay botw

Before it comes out

[bright parcel]

https://twitter.com/IntroSpecktive/status/1569699643524628480?t=GJGArJDrR2GQtjnCfibDhg&s=19

Colin (@IntroSpecktive)

But can I start a farm in Tears of the Kingdom?

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1181

Retweets

153

Twitter · Sep 13, 2022, 2:48 PM

[novel spruce]

KEKW

[rare lintel]

Ganon got the short end of the stick it seems

[near gulch]

I did my third full clear of BotW earlier this year. I'm not eager for the next game or anything. Not at all.

[bright parcel]

cause you did a full clear

[fluid flame]

Korok

😨

[near gulch]

oh not the Korok's, that's nonsense to 100%

[bright parcel]

so not full clear

[novel spruce]

as a person who did not grow up with zelda, man are you guys dedicated to this series
and I don't mean it negatively

[bright parcel]

waiting for botw2 to double the amount of koroks

[near gulch]

full inventory space is clear enough on that

[fluid flame]

I did full clear besides korok too

First run

[near gulch]

Now do it on Master Mode

[stiff prism]

i only got into zelda through botw

[fluid flame]

Cba

[bright parcel]

i was going to but i got very bored

[fluid flame]

Still need to do the dlc

[bright parcel]

90 hours wasted

[near gulch]

I didn't get into Zelda until 1997

[bright parcel]

had way more fun playing link between worlds, awakening and LTTP than i did in botw

[near gulch]

LBW is best in series

[bright parcel]

ong tho

[formal zephyr]

Tears of Shigaraki's Kingdom

[bright parcel]

weeb

[near gulch]

I was hoping the title would be Revenge of the Wild

[rare lintel]

Considering you can go back down to Hyrule

possibly

[stiff prism]

Pikimin, Octopath, FE, BOTW, Bayo 3 getting trailers:
Meanwhile Mario Series and Luigi's Mansion:

[rare lintel]

I wanna know why the shrines are gone

[near gulch]

I ate them

[stiff prism]

Mario is dead

[bright parcel]

Luigi's mansion wasnt gonna get a new game on switch

[stiff prism]

so is Luigi's Mansion

[bright parcel]

theres alre 3

[stiff prism]

don't care, i want first ported

[bright parcel]

on 3ds

[stiff prism]

no

[rare lintel]

I can't believe they got the Mario guy to talk about pikmin

[bright parcel]

sucks then cause theyre not gonna do it

[stiff prism]

gamecube graphics with 3ds updates

best ver of it

[fluid flame]

Fr

[bright parcel]

dumbass he made pikmin too

[stiff prism]

3ds graphics for it is ass

[rare lintel]

literally next to no ones gives a shit about pikmin

I can guarantee you the only reason 90% of people know about it is because olimar is in smash

dumbass bug game 🤣

[near gulch]

The Pikmin franchise has sold over 7 million. Not huge but not small either.

[rare lintel]

Botw before pikmin as it should be

[rare lintel]

dam those 3 fans of the series must be loaded

[bright parcel]

lynxs inferiority complex creeping in

[rare lintel]

Ok bozo

You literally can't even operate a map in a jrpg ofc you like a game like pikmin

🤣

[bright parcel]

lynx latches on to one gripe i had over a year ago and doesn't find a single other thing to talk about when i tslk about games

[rare lintel]

Because it's still probably your peak in terms of dumb moments

but if it doesn't bother you that much why you trying to deflect it

😟

[ebon nest]

Wonder if we’ll have 100 days again

It’s the one aspect of pikmin games I always loved

How you had to plan your days ahead with what ressources you’d need, what pikmin to collect and what bosses to kill

Just hope they don’t bring back all the pikmin types

Would love to see flying pikmin back though

Wonder if we’ll have 4 playable characters

Seems like a bit much but who knows

[stiff prism]

mega based for pfp

[rare lintel]

Big Man >>>

[ebon nest]

Who

[stiff prism]

im sorry who

[fluid flame]

Fr

[shy crest]

The only correct answer

Frye is 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Shiver is fine ig

[stiff prism]

Shiver >>>>> Big Man >>>> Fyre

[fluid flame]

Cutie fly when is the state of play

In UK time

[stiff prism]

like 11pm

iirc

in uk

[fluid flame]

Okay good

[shy crest]

Infamous pc ports 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[stiff prism]

yea

6 hours time

[stiff prism]

pray for this

HOPIUM

[shy crest]

Sony needs some big announcements to beat nintendo’s direct 😩

[stiff prism]

it'd be even crazier if say

Microsoft did a presentation on the same day.

[shy crest]

Im sure microsoft has something big cooking