series-general

[hollow axle]

like luna who’s actually a little underweight

[candid belfry]

My dog's name is luna

[hollow axle]

miss lorn called her big

[tough estuary]

Well

I tried

[alpine hornet]

WAIT WHAT

WHICH BL ?

Wait

What

💀

I’m so lost

TF IS THIS

😭

[latent coral]

@fathom dust this shit is so majestic

Why is this opening so good, most people in Australia would call this song white girl mhsic

My friends in Australia never believe me this was for an anime opening

[short steeple]

It is

[latent coral]

It is but it’s just such a genuinely amazing piece of anime history

It’s one of the earliest examples of a full anime based on a western IP

It’s the only anime based on an Australian novel, and it only got made because Japanese kids loved the novels so much they promised Emily Rhoda they won’t change anything from the source

[wanton pecan]

Blue Lagoon

[paper ingot]

What anime is this

[latent coral]

Then japan loved the anime SO MUCH they went and asked Emily if they can make 15 non canon episode just for japan, and Emily was so happy about that she agreed

Then it also got its own manga

Then for the final opening they got an Australian artist to do the opening to honour it I guess

[latent coral]

Deltora Quest

It is just so fascinating how a niche kids novel series from Australia held such an important torch during anime’s golden era

[teal ledge]

@hollow axle cow is sitting next to me

[stuck skiff]

yaaaaaay

but sure

i can buy it

omg justin

@upbeat hollow im eaying a mcdonalds poutine

and i was like okay let me try smt different and i tried it with bigmac sauce

its so good

[teal ledge]

i HATE TEAMS

i've had my hand up forever

and no one in this meeting is calling on me

@hollow axle cowie is intimidating his sister

[hollow axle]

KIKI NOOOO

[restive heart]

A late Christmas gift
@winter rain @short steeple @onyx sedge @summer python

[upbeat hollow]

IT SOUNDS SO GOOD

[restive heart]

I thought it was gonna be like 6 inches lmao

[upbeat hollow]

Take a picture for me

[tough estuary]

Sing for me aghhh

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-smiling-friends-vanish-smiling-friends-sand-dust-smiling-friends-old-man-smiling-friends-funny-gif-3985486506214228246

[upbeat hollow]

Yo guys it's me Justin hey did that guy just turn into sand

[teal ledge]

ITS STILL SNOWING

[upbeat hollow]

Stay safe miss lorn

[latent coral]

Thought this might be interesting to some, Deltora quest is where the song from my music video originates from, we re recorded due to the original version not being available in high quality

And also who owned the rights to the song was complicated

[teal ledge]

i usually go to the office on thursdays but my boss let me work from home today

[upbeat hollow]

That's good

Let cow do your work

[teal ledge]

he is my friend

🙂‍↕️

[wanton pecan]

And still no flying blues anime

Smh

[teal ledge]

is this a selfie

[magic bramble]

Yuh I'm thug like that

[stuck skiff]

ill send on insta

[magic bramble]

I love trigger fish

[teal ledge]

you look healthy

[fathom dust]

Whats this guy doing

[magic bramble]

Swimming

[teal ledge]

cowie is playing 🥹

[fathom dust]

Aren't you in a meeting lorn

[upbeat hollow]

The Fortnite skin?

[magic bramble]

No the REAL FISH

[teal ledge]

it's teams, i can participate in the meeting AND watch cowie

[hollow axle]

what fish is this?

[magic bramble]

Trigger fish !!!!

[stuck skiff]

what kind of fish is this

[magic bramble]

They are so evil

[stuck skiff]

this is a vii fish

[hollow axle]

jala coded fish

[magic bramble]

I do got big teeth

[hollow axle]

both cool

maybe

[stuck skiff]

hi kuki

[magic bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gif-21991630

[teal ledge]

is this zac?

[magic bramble]

Grrrrr

[teal ledge]

WHAT

[hollow axle]

haiiiiii

[teal ledge]

where is ronamus 🥹

[magic bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-chase-attack-gif-16921422

Ronamus this....ronamus that....what about jalamus!!!

[latent coral]

Why would I want a flying blues anime

[hollow axle]

@paper ingot today i saw a tg jones

[magic bramble]

Flying blues fantasy spinoff when

[teal ledge]

you don't care about cow, ronamus LOVES cow

he is hydrating

[magic bramble]

Ronamus didn't start drawing cow fanart

I should finish that

[wanton pecan]

So more people would see it

Not many choose to read

[teal ledge]

you don't finish the cow fan art, izu doesn't finish the cow tattoo...

[wanton pecan]

But if it's mainstream then everyone would see it

[magic bramble]

Sorry twin my sister is ill 💔

[teal ledge]

there's so much snow

[teal ledge]

OH NO

[magic bramble]

All our snow is gone now

[teal ledge]

i hope she gets better

[magic bramble]

We had so much

[teal ledge]

i didn't know you're a twin

[latent coral]

Why would I want this to be adapted

[magic bramble]

Oh no I mean
Twin in the meme way, like you're twin in the context of the sentence

[teal ledge]

OH 😭

[teal ledge]

look at these

[magic bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

I see chad

He's been very attached to his log

Cannot get him out

[teal ledge]

chad would like cow

[tough estuary]

Yuck

[magic bramble]

Aaaand your banned

I think chad wouldn't mind cow

He's very friendly

Might try bury in cow

[teal ledge]

that would be cute

[magic bramble]

Ziggy is so bad recently

I need to handle him more

He tried to bite me previously but he was just hungry

[wanton pecan]

Do you hate it when you remember something cool and you can't find it

And you know it exists but you don't know the name of it

[teal ledge]

would his bite be poisonous

venomous

[magic bramble]

No, he's just a corn snake

I was thinking maybe getting a rear fang venomous snake one day, pondering my orb

[magic bramble]

All the time

[wanton pecan]

Unrelated

@magic bramble what do you think about this guy

From Ice Scream

[winter rain]

late christmas? or early

god shes massive..

[teal ledge]

@short steeple is yoshida gay, if no, why not

[wanton pecan]

Yk what else is

Low taper fade

Like

[magic bramble]

I used to play those games in highschool during math. He's neat

[wanton pecan]

Low taper fade meme is massive

[wanton pecan]

I'm on Pinterest rn and they plus size this guy

And it reminded me of you /pos

[magic bramble]

Reminded me of you piece of shit 😭

I can't see anything else when I see /pos

[upbeat hollow]

Is that not what it stands for

[magic bramble]

/pos for /positive

Pos no / is that

[wanton pecan]

Jala this also reminded me of you

That's you soyjacking

[magic bramble]

Me when my snakes piss me off

[upbeat hollow]

Been playing GTA since 10 am before realizing I'm being a chud loser and I need to clean

[magic bramble]

Me

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-cartman-fat-kid-gif-9658120

[teal ledge]

SAME

[magic bramble]

Me playing the isle

I need to lock in and pursue my artistic journey

[restive heart]

Late gift

I thought she would be smaller but goddamn

[fathom dust]

Me yesterday on pokemon

[teal ledge]

oh

my

days

i'm on the phone with a client and she keeps telling me stop talking in a little girl voice and she keeps asking me why my voice is so high

[brave jay]

ew why

[fathom dust]

Lmao

[teal ledge]

she's drunk again

[teal ledge]

that's my baby

[upbeat hollow]

I really need a haircut

[brave jay]

me too lowkey

i have a grown out buzz with no shaping

[upbeat hollow]

All I want is curly hair

And I can't have it

[brave jay]

me too

i have horribly straight and thin hair

it’s resistant to most styling products

[summer python]

this is so sad

the way you typed that

[brave jay]

winnie when do u go back to school

i have 7 days…

[summer python]

u gonna find my college if i tell u

the 26th...

i feel like thats more than 7

it is

[brave jay]

girl they all start on the 26th my crush starts on the 26th i think

[summer python]

LOLLLL

[brave jay]

ya im 22nd

[wanton pecan]

I should get into college

[summer python]

ya but u probably end earlier at least

[wanton pecan]

Idk what to study though

[summer python]

finance

neuroscience

philosophy

[wanton pecan]

If I don't go to college then my life is OVER‼️

[teal ledge]

not until november

[wanton pecan]

I knew those sigma edits would lead me to this

[teal ledge]

i need to take the LSAT again

[summer python]

u need to get at least a 175 !!!!!

i actually have no clue i just think i remember that from legally blond

[wanton pecan]

Movies aren't real life

[summer python]

:(

[teal ledge]

i got like a 155 last time

[brave jay]

life been feeling more abstract than movies lately idk

[teal ledge]

but i was also in active addiction

[summer python]

wow lorn

[wanton pecan]

Winnie the little girl in Matilda isn't actually Eleven irl

Just a movie

[summer python]

look how far uve come

[teal ledge]

so i could've gotten better

[summer python]

matilda was my fav movie when i was young

[summer python]

highkey

movies have to same actors it doesnt rly feel like acting anymore

[teal ledge]

winnie do u wanna see my son

[summer python]

sure

[teal ledge]

this is cow

[empty lantern]

W

[summer python]

AWWWWW

[wanton pecan]

Hi Fallen

[empty lantern]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[summer python]

i knew it

take your time

[wanton pecan]

I tried calling you for the Fallen movie

But I guess your agents didn't pick up idk

[teal ledge]

i miss alice

[wanton pecan]

We're working on the Winnie & Alice movie

[summer python]

me too ngl

[brave jay]

wheee is she

[teal ledge]

she was my favorite

[summer python]

shes cheating on me thats what

[strong steppe]

Straight to dvd

[summer python]

lowk idk why does she have a life

we dont talk anymore

like that one song

[wanton pecan]

The Alduin Movie gets a trilogy + a show like Breaking Bad

[teal ledge]

rest in peace charlie puth

[brave jay]

i talk to her all the time i think shes just cheating on u

[summer python]

she left me for YEWWWWW

[brave jay]

u need to confront her

[summer python]

ughhhh

[teal ledge]

miss winnie did u see my good news

[summer python]

i did not what is it

[summer python]

shes not worth it 💔

[teal ledge]

the guy i like is planning on breaking up with his gf

rude

[summer python]

how do u know this information

[teal ledge]

my sources

[summer python]

whose fault is it

[strong steppe]

Imagine having a love life

[summer python]

i believe in u phaon

[wanton pecan]

Ew

[teal ledge]

it's because she's not sober

[summer python]

ohhhhh

okay i see i see

[wanton pecan]

Imagine being loved

Clearly fake

[summer python]

are u planning to do something about it...

[teal ledge]

i can swoop in and save the day

[wanton pecan]

Love is not real you guys

[summer python]

ok you are

WOOOOO GO LORN

[wanton pecan]

As it is in your head

[teal ledge]

he will be mine

[wanton pecan]

And not physical

[summer python]

manefestingngn

manifesting

[teal ledge]

i told my friend and she said "i thought he was gay"

[summer python]

#help-desk message im watching pyra respond

this is so funny

[teal ledge]

hes pansexual its ok he still wants me

[summer python]

help desk isnt what it used to be

[wanton pecan]

Love is winnierally a mix of chemicals that translates into emotions

[summer python]

slay

[summer python]

SLAYYYY

[summer python]

pyra stopped texting

[wanton pecan]

Miss Winnie

[summer python]

oh alice is online

whatever

[teal ledge]

and i'll sponsor him too

[summer python]

yes

[wanton pecan]

I've been thinking about taking culinary in college

[teal ledge]

alice is a fraud

[summer python]

pyra is typing again !!!

[wanton pecan]

But idk if this is worth it

[summer python]

oooooo

idk if its worth it either i have no idea how that pathway works, but ppl still do culinary school !!!

LORNNNN

WHYD U TYPE THEREEEE

[teal ledge]

bc i need help

i miss miss alice

[wanton pecan]

So pretty much drop culinary

I see

[summer python]

i didnt say that mook !!!

i just dont know any info i can tell u...

dont give up on ur dreams

[wanton pecan]

Why

[summer python]

coz

yolo

[wanton pecan]

What happens if I do

[summer python]

u miss out

[teal ledge]

can you paint this

[wanton pecan]

And why hasn't movies shown that

Other than Monsters University

[summer python]

i cannot paint perfection

[teal ledge]

oozma kappa

[brave jay]

just scolded my mom for asking copilot questions that she can find the answer to herself

[summer python]

why she asking copilot

[wanton pecan]

Alduin put her in timeout

[summer python]

let her use chatgpt duh

like all the other moms out there

[brave jay]

older ppl need to keep being smart and learning things without ai otherwise their cognitive health is gonna be #bad

[wanton pecan]

Take away her TikTok

[teal ledge]

pyra is still typing

[summer python]

im so excited

[wanton pecan]

Pyra is mad I think

[summer python]

ive never been this excited in so long

[teal ledge]

can we have a trauma dump channel

[summer python]

i MUST know what pyra is gonna respond with

[brave jay]

No

[strong steppe]

Too introverted and closeted

[teal ledge]

ya

[brave jay]

u can do that in each others dms

[summer python]

awwwwww phaonnnn 🥹

your time will come

[teal ledge]

my cousin is gay do u want me to set u two up

[summer python]

#help-desk

[teal ledge]

he's ginger and twinky

[wanton pecan]

Alduin refuses members to vent as he said quote "it's showing weakness" and quote

[summer python]

youre related to a ginger ???

wowwww

[teal ledge]

yes

[brave jay]

bro making up quotes

[summer python]

wow

[strong steppe]

Yoooo

[teal ledge]

his name is paul

he's 22

[short steeple]

Learn from YouTube

[brave jay]

i need someone to set me up with an etsy witch

[summer python]

oh m days

[wanton pecan]

You said it on your TikTok I'm just the news anchor

[summer python]

izu 😭

[wanton pecan]

You said it on your cool sigma edit

[summer python]

LORNNNN

PYRA WROTE AN ESSAY

let me read this

[wanton pecan]

So pretty much

Don't go to college

[teal ledge]

i'm gonna be related to noah p 🥹

[summer python]

dont go to college if youre paying for it

go to college if its a full ride

aye kay aye

do good in highschool ezpz

[brave jay]

yeah exactly what she said

bc this is from our government site

like thanks ig

[summer python]

is that fafsa fin aid

[brave jay]

yup

[summer python]

slay but thats so sad

[solar thistle]

[pulsar tide]

you guys I can see the notifs....

[wanton pecan]

I already did highschool and I've been bumming around 🥀

[summer python]

omg pyraaaaa

u slayed today

[brave jay]

i dont qualify for anything nor does anyone else on long island

[summer python]

clocked

[solar thistle]

Hey Pyra

[pulsar tide]

[wanton pecan]

Been like 3-4 years after graduation

[teal ledge]

solve my query in help desk

[summer python]

stop bumming around and get your act together

[summer python]

thats okay

[strong steppe]

Take out a free bank loan which u don't have to pay back ever

[pulsar tide]

hey hey

[summer python]

alot of people go to community college

[brave jay]

its never too late to go back mook

[summer python]

i think jabroni went that route

more financially smarter

[brave jay]

i dropped out in march 2023

[summer python]

ppl go to college at all ages

[brave jay]

almost been 3 years

still #goingback

[summer python]

and look at u now !!

[strong steppe]

Ur older than me?

[wanton pecan]

I'm Alduin age

[teal ledge]

mook i assumed you were a child

[strong steppe]

Ok just one year

[solar thistle]

What is alduin age?

[brave jay]

im 21

[summer python]

🍻

[brave jay]

im studying in garden city which means im actually close to winnie kinda now…

feel my aura

[solar thistle]

Alduin is alduin age

[summer python]

oh my dayss

[strong steppe]

I turn 21 soon

[summer python]

alduinnnn

😭

[short steeple]

Pretty sure you do

[summer python]

ur so far away

[strong steppe]

Why is 21 ur drinking age

[summer python]

why is long island so goddamn far

[summer python]

society

[teal ledge]

see!!! you and paul would be a perfect match

[strong steppe]

The joke is that its robbery

[brave jay]

and why is it 35 dollars round trip off peak

pmo

[short steeple]

You can't get bank loans without an asset behind it

[strong steppe]

So true

[short steeple]

Oh

[strong steppe]

The bank loan is holding the bank up

[summer python]

what happens if u go and take student loans and then u die

does nothing happen

just do that instead

30 years pass no paying ezpz

[brave jay]

they charge ur next of kin

[teal ledge]

i'm sending noah p a picture

[brave jay]

if u have none, ur other family

[summer python]

oh my daysss

[brave jay]

when my dad died i received a bill in the mail for his stuff

[summer python]

live matchmaking

[brave jay]

i was 9

😭

[summer python]

oh my days alduing

alduin

thats crazy

[brave jay]

its so stupid

[summer python]

thats so silly

yeah

[brave jay]

the government hates us!!!!

[summer python]

yes!!!!!

its so over this year

mamdani will save me

[solar thistle]

The government hates everyone

[brave jay]

he needs to save me too

[solar thistle]

Just like winnie and alice

They're the government

[summer python]

alice doesnt hate anyone

[teal ledge]

she still hates me

[brave jay]

spent over 200 dollars on the shoes from kill bill

kill ME

[summer python]

perchance

[brave jay]

they were basically free tho so its fine

[teal ledge]

i don't get that stuff until my mom dies

[summer python]

200 ollas

dollas

[brave jay]

giftcard

[summer python]

i hope u enjoy alduin

[teal ledge]

amazon gift cards for ald

[brave jay]

ya my aunt whos dying sent me 500 on amazon

but dont feel bad

[summer python]

🐥

[brave jay]

bc when my dad died she stole the money from me

so i hate her ass

[summer python]

oh my days

[brave jay]

been pretending to like her since i was 9 just to wait til she dies and claim her loot and the loot that rightfully belonged to me

im playing the long game

the kill bill shoes are just a drop in the puddle

obv its not justtttt abt money like they let my dad drunk drive me

so thats actually evil

[wanton pecan]

Aldi acting like an anime MC who uses manip tactics

[brave jay]

yeah im deku

when i was like 7 or 8 my dad said “kill me now so u can get more money”

and i was like nooooo

and then he died and i didnt get jack shit

day 2 of the verizon outage

still no cell service

🫠

[summer python]

ess oh ess

awwww

i have verizon and im chilling

sorry this is happening to u alduin

[wanton pecan]

Alduin's YouTube history rn

[empty lantern]

NNNNIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[brave jay]

i like them

[summer python]

https://tenor.com/view/dora-the-explorer-gif-15022037292053525610

[wanton pecan]

What about Kill Bill Fortnite

[strong steppe]

Can u make it smaller

[strong steppe]

Videos like this have to be satire

[wanton pecan]

Not to big A

He LIVES for this

Aldyanakoji

[summer python]

no

[teal ledge]

i have verizon and i've been fine

@summer python can u tell cow it's not time for dinner yet

[brave jay]

its only 4pm smh

[summer python]

no im scared

[summer python]

i knowwww the day is so slow bro

i forget some cats have actual feeding times

my cat eats whenever she wants

[brave jay]

he gets a bit of kibble throughout the day but he gets wet food for dinner

[solar thistle]

[brave jay]

i hate that it gets dark at 4:30

its so depressing

[solar thistle]

Do you have a good outfit for them?

[brave jay]

ya probably

[teal ledge]

WHY

[summer python]

what cow says goes

[teal ledge]

says who

[summer python]

says cow

[teal ledge]

you take orders from cow?

[summer python]

😛

[teal ledge]

he's just a little boy

you can't be scared of him

[summer python]

🚬

[empty lantern]

EVERYONE WHO TRIES TO "DEFEND" TOGA WHILE DISSING OCHAKO SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO USE INTERNET EVER AGAIN I HATE YOU

[solar thistle]

I like them both luckily

[strong steppe]

Loser

[wanton pecan]

Ermmm banned term in gif

Mods???

[teal ledge]

@lavish bay

[lavish bay]

interesting

[strong steppe]

Oh moooods

[wanton pecan]

Miss Alice

Look

https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/2011887126288482617?s=46&t=nn1CWyEdbmkDZier4puEmA

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

First look at the ‘ROMEO & JULIET & GODZILLA’ one-shot comic.

The comic tells the story of Romeo & Juliet from the perspective of Godzilla.

X · Jan 15, 2026, 7:44 PM

Godzilla third wheeling for some reason

[upbeat hollow]

Possible in Fortnite

[brave jay]

@summer python winnie im so sad

[neon parcel]

Hi

[brave jay]

so half of my classes had TBA profs which i had to gamble for based on timing and late registration, they got revealed today, 1 of them was like so horrifically horrible that i HAD to switch classes instantly

and it was public speaking

and i was so excited for that

now i have to take fuckass writing in the sciences

[summer python]

AWWW I REMEMBER U WANTED TO TAKE THIS CLASS

awwww alduin

[brave jay]

I WAS SO EXCITED

[summer python]

i hate that colleges do this

[brave jay]

I WAS THINKING ABT IT EVERYDAY

[summer python]

it always says "staff" for like math and science for me in the past

awwwww ald

[brave jay]

i need to show u the reviews its so sad

[summer python]

writing in science is boring 😭

awwwww

rmp clutch

[brave jay]

posted just a month ago

19% would take again 17 1 stars and 4 5 stars

apparently she calls people out in the middle of class and picks on them, shes rude, she gets upset when people dont laugh at her jokes, shes EXTREMELY strict abt attendance and drops u after 3 misses, is homework heavy, and yells at people publicly for being on their phone

im 21 years old, you are not going to yell at me for being on my phone, i paid for this class

[hollow axle]

@teal ledge i brought a panda plush keyring and it reminds me of cowie

[summer python]

LOLLL

thata so bad

glad u dropped her

[brave jay]

and im sensitive asf

so id genuinely cry

[summer python]

how is she the public speaking prof bro

[brave jay]

right

[summer python]

awwq

like this is stricter than my cs profs

some profs take this too seriously

[brave jay]

its always the stupidest classes as well like i understand being strict in a really specific medical class where it is required to memorize a lot of important and minor details

but this is public speaking

we are all taking this bc its a requirement not bc we wanna

smh

[summer python]

i agree

frfr

[fathom dust]

[strong steppe]

None of my lecturers were strict lol

Cus at the end of the day they still get paid they aren't there to babysit

[teal ledge]

i LOVE pandas

[hollow axle]

i don’t have a name for it ☹️

[fathom dust]

Poon

[proud fox]

smooth diorite stairs

or is it polished

idk i never use the block

[wanton pecan]

Yeah you do

Kenji

It says it on it's tag

Duh

[teal ledge]

COWBOY

[wanton pecan]

Miss Lauren

If you and Cowie were the opposite gender

Would you be Larry

And Cowie cowgirl

[teal ledge]

i guess

[proud fox]

larry the cucumber

[wanton pecan]

Waffle MHACord SMP when

This time on Bedrock‼️

[proud fox]

#event-forms

[wanton pecan]

@grok make an event for me

[hollow axle]

cowie the panda

[hollow axle]

i wanna give it a new oneeee

mook i brought a new comic today

[teal ledge]

yes

[strong steppe]

This handwash smells so nice

[proud fox]

cowabunga for long

[hollow axle]

what scent is it?

cowbunga the panda

[strong steppe]

Rhubarb

[empty lantern]

i love people drawing toga for me my life is so great

this is amazing i might cry out of happiness

[hollow axle]

may i draw her for you?

[empty lantern]

OMG

[empty lantern]

THAT WOULD MAKE ME GEN HAPPY

YAYYYYYYYYYYY

[wanton pecan]

Oh yeah

@empty lantern forgot to show u this

[hollow axle]

[wanton pecan]

I draw Toga for Fallen once and no response

Smh

Unadding

[short steeple]

When Will fallen draw said toga

[wanton pecan]

She doesn't want to as she said quote "free toga labor" and quote

[empty lantern]

CUTIE

[zenith iron]

So yeah I've check

[empty lantern]

soon

now im locked in to do it

[zenith iron]

We kept the wine in the back because nobody orders them

[empty lantern]

ill start this next week

#trust

[zenith iron]

Can you believe ts fallen?

[wanton pecan]

Jona wine and co

[zenith iron]

We got 3 whole bottles and nobody orders a drink of it

[wanton pecan]

Jona chug chug chug chug

Gulp them down

[zenith iron]

Dude I am not drinking alcohol on or off the job.

Unless I have to

[wanton pecan]

Do you get to taste test

[zenith iron]

Well. Yeah.

[empty lantern]

these ungrateful customers

smh

[zenith iron]

Tbf they prefer whiskeys or shitty mixes

[wanton pecan]

I got an idea on making customers drink more wine

Step 1
Go on the official account on your job

Step 2
Use this image

Step 3
Have captions saying "me when customers don't drink wine"

Step 4
Post

[zenith iron]

My uncle didn't teach me shit about wine cause it never sells 😭

[wanton pecan]

Step 5 profit

It GOTTA work

[zenith iron]

Then again, wine might be too fancy

[strong steppe]

This would drive people away

[wanton pecan]

Nonsense

[zenith iron]

On the bright side, since it isn't getting used, the wine is aging

So it'll probably be good when we eventually pop it open

[wanton pecan]

Jona after work do you wanna hang out

Try this out

It's like wine but as soda

[zenith iron]

Yeeeaaaah nah

I prefer coffee or tea or OJ

[wanton pecan]

Why do you work at a place that offers wine if you don't like wine

What if you gotta taste test

[zenith iron]

https://tenor.com/view/counting-my-money-gif-16287862988530902702

[wanton pecan]

Tsk tsk

Always about money and never the people

Smh

[zenith iron]

Just cause I don't drink alcohol often doesn't mean I don't like alcohol

[wanton pecan]

Thought you were better than this

[zenith iron]

I deadass just don't wanna go drunk by accident

Hangovers will always be shit

[wanton pecan]

Drunk ppl are also scary

[zenith iron]

Also why tf would I drink the stuff we're supposed to be serving out?

That's just wasteful overall

[wanton pecan]

Jona just got asked what movie we should go see

What should I pick
28 yrs later
bone temple
Sheepdog
Charlie the wonderdog
Dead Man’s wire
Primate
Greenland 2
Marty Supreme
Anaconda
Song sung blue
The house made

Copied and pasted from dms

[zenith iron]

I remember watching Anaconda

It's stupid and funny

[wanton pecan]

Jack Black and Paul Rudd

What a duo

[zenith iron]

Wait what

There's one with Jack Black and Paul Rudd???

[wanton pecan]

You don't know?

[zenith iron]

I remember the one with Ice Cube in it

[wanton pecan]

You're talking about actual Anaconda

[zenith iron]

They're remaking the Anaconda movies??

[wanton pecan]

This one they want a Anaconda sequel or reboot but they don't have the budget for it so they go out in the jungle to do it just to find a real Anaconda

And it's two dudes that want to revive the franchise

[zenith iron]

Bruh

Ngl I'd watch that shit

[wanton pecan]

The trailer had nicki minaj my anaconda don't cause why wouldn't it be

[zenith iron]

Oh. Nicki Minaj 😒

Bleh

[stuck skiff]

the minecraft movie

[short steeple]

[wanton pecan]

Too late already picked anaconda

Jona said he'd watch it therefore I should too

[wanton pecan]

"Well AT LEAST" ahh fish

[hollow axle]

@teal ledge we gave luna a different food brand to try and she actually likes it !!

she normally refuses to eat anything but her gormet one

[wanton pecan]

Gormet

Like

Like

I didn't know these were irl chefs btw

[hollow axle]

mr mook !!

[wanton pecan]

That is me yes

[hollow axle]

mr mook i brought a new comic today

[hollow axle]

omg chefs too?

[wanton pecan]

Is it WW

[hollow axle]

no :(

[wanton pecan]

What is Shigaraki doing on the cover

[hollow axle]

i wanted to get woman of tomorrow but i was like £10 short 😭

[hollow axle]

trying to aura farm ?

[wanton pecan]

Little Kuki did you know

That a reason why comics now are more expensive than before other than the economy is due to the paper used

Golden age comics used to be made with the same material as newspapers while current comics are made with high quality, glossy, colored paper

[hollow axle]

i don’t want high quality

[fathom dust]

You probably do

[hollow axle]

though the compact version is £10

but the other is £20

[hollow axle]

i do but i want affordable toooooo

[wanton pecan]

I bought compact batman fortnite comic just for the codes

And now I own batman fortnite skin

[hollow axle]

i’m supposed to be finishing my movie it’s now 12am omds

[hollow axle]

there’s a batman fortnite comic? 😭

[wanton pecan]

Yeah it's coo

Fishsticks dies and doesn't come back

@hollow axle

[alpine hornet]

Me when I bought the Batman Who Laughs

[wanton pecan]

Probably the one time Fortnite goes rated R

[wanton pecan]

Batman Who Lols

[alpine hornet]

You just had to ruin it bro

[wanton pecan]

They ruined Batman by making him the Joker without him having a cure made beforehand

The Batman Who Laughs would NEVER exist‼️

He's the creepypasta of DC

[alpine hornet]

I lowkey don’t even know his lore

He just tuff

https://tenor.com/view/joker-noob-saibot-mortal-kombat-mortal-kombat11-cosplay-gif-16537607

[wanton pecan]

Batman kills Joker, Joker breath goes into his nose and mouth, Batman kills Bat Family, Batman kills Justice League + Superman, Batman kills Earth, Batman gets recruited by evil Batmen

[alpine hornet]

So joker is the one holding the universe in place

😭🙏

[wanton pecan]

Jonkler can never die

Jonkler forever

[alpine hornet]

Batman and Joker relationship is so cool

[wanton pecan]

You're talking about Lego Batman Movie ver

[alpine hornet]

That one is just so cute

[wanton pecan]

Bat yaoi

[alpine hornet]

😭

https://tenor.com/view/the-lego-batman-movie-lego-batman-2017-saul-gif-7886704273880507833

Just look at that bricky chest 💀

[wanton pecan]

@hollow axle if you haven't read this yet I recommend you do little kuki

[stuck skiff]

@empty lantern FALLEN

ALERT ALERT

[wanton pecan]

The story is based on an actual old radio plot where they'd have Superman episodes on radio

And some of the writers infiltrated the klan as at the time no one actually did anything about them nor didn't believe they were bad

[stuck skiff]

SUGURU GETO HAD 1 SECOND OF SCREETIME IN THE NEW EPISIDE

[wanton pecan]

Why you got plants growing in your house

Vii curse technique

[stuck skiff]

we have a plant and its really long so it grows on the wall

[wanton pecan]

Evil plant from that one musical

[latent coral]

@summer python

[latent coral]

Do you mean Audrey from little shop of horrors

[strong steppe]

He means u

[latent coral]

When im being in a rude contest and my opponent is Phaon

[wanton pecan]

You mean Audrey 2

Bro named his plant after his crush

[teal ledge]

suddenly seymour

[latent coral]

Don’t correct my correction

[summer python]

you remembered me 🥹🥹🥹 this is so thoughtful 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[latent coral]

Child

[summer python]

im an adult like u

[upbeat hollow]

Is your stone wall a real rock

Did you plant it yourself

[wanton pecan]

Sanbum

Have you seen this trilogy

[hollow axle]

i’ve seen a video on this one!!

[stuck skiff]

yes

[stuck skiff]

yes

[upbeat hollow]

Wowwwwwwwww 😊

[stuck skiff]

@summer python WINNIE GETO HAD 1 SECOND OF SVREENTIME

[upbeat hollow]

@teal ledge your monthly bingus scraps

[stuck skiff]

bingus

[wanton pecan]

This is a movie big S would know I bet

[latent coral]

I was 12 at the time so of course

Dumb comedies like this was the rep of my teenage years

[strong steppe]

12 lol

[latent coral]

https://boxd.it/c6ryb

[wanton pecan]

The caption makes this image funny

[proud fox]

fat albert (right) in the real world

[teal ledge]

SHES SO CUTE

[teal ledge]

i love bingus

[latent coral]

You weren’t even an atom in the conceivable universe yet, pipe down Phaon

[teal ledge]

why is it keenan thompson in the picture

never mind

i was thinking of norbit

[summer python]

YAYYYYYYYY

[latent coral]

LMAO

[strong steppe]

Ill hit u with a pipe

[latent coral]

Woah man

[summer python]

"woah man"

"back off man"

"chillax man dont worry about it buddy"

[strong steppe]

A smoking pipe

[latent coral]

Make sure you don’t accidentally shove it the front wheel of your bike and blame it on others when you fall over

[strong steppe]

A light tap

[latent coral]

Bro back pedalled

He got flash backs to what happened to Ronamus

[strong steppe]

Buy me a guitar

[latent coral]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-anime-light-yagami-revival-gif-22728590

[wanton pecan]

Peak mentioned

Eddie Murphy played like three characters

[latent coral]

Death note is such a dumb story

How did people not know Light was Kira

[wanton pecan]

Death Note slander

[latent coral]

I figured out Light was Kira from episode 1

[strong steppe]

Alive letter

[proud fox]

schrodingers intelligence

[wanton pecan]

Sanban what's your thoughts on the sequel

[latent coral]

Tbf light and L are written intelligently, it’s just Light is a fucking stupid depiction of a smart person

[wanton pecan]

Death god makes a rule of no selling the Death Note

[latent coral]

It’s good

I liked it

[wanton pecan]

What about Netflix Death Note

[teal ledge]

rasputia

[latent coral]

Like light is depicted with genuinely really smart ideas and ways to get out of situations, but all of hus situations only occur because of his stupid actions

So it’s like creating the problem and selling the solution type thing

Basically lights idiocy is very lucky that he is also really smart

[wanton pecan]

I thought it was because of his ego that gets him into said situations

Couldn't be bothered writing different deaths

He could've been Death from Final Destination by writing how people die in order

[strong steppe]

Deaths design barely works like that

Its rather incoherent

[latent coral]

Light only wrote creative deaths when he needed to sell a situation

Like the bus

Or sending a message like the prison cell deaths

He had no use for manic ways of killing because light is a murderer not a murderer

[wanton pecan]

This convo reminds me of something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lES6mYWRYI

[proud fox]

they all die except shaggy bc light doesnt know his real name

[empty lantern]

AH

AH

[empty lantern]

HOYL SHTIO IRKSDFA,FLÑVJCMASDR

GETO CRUMBS

MY LIFE IS SO GREATT

[wanton pecan]

Scooby doesn't die

Death Note states it must be human names for it to work

And he's a dog

Also he's a Great Dane so he's able to run 30 mph meaning if he wouldn't be able to escape

[cyan jackal]

KODA UPSCALLE LET'S GOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[upbeat hollow]

Koda anything in 2026 is insane

He really made it

[forest hare]

One of them looks like something straight out of One Piece

Imagine if they got Big Mama played in LA like that

[latent coral]

Claiming I kill people is kinda low

[fossil skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weqK155M_4o

🎶 Hit Steely Dan right between the eyes 🎶

[wanton pecan]

https://vxtwitter.com/SquishyBlooper/status/2011933835689115846?s=20

🦑⭐JoJo Daiouji⭐🦑 #BringGakuenToVicro (@SquishyBlooper)

So fuckin cool dudeeeee

#Squishy11Ares

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 15, 2026, 10:49 PM

@latent coral what is even going on here

Why is my friend group obsessed with this game

[blissful mason]

Tsuyu Anui shares my birthday

[grim marten]

football

ngl, if i had time, I'd probs like that game too

[latent coral]

Gross Ares

[latent coral]

Yeah unless you have a save editor the game is so hard to get into for people who work a lot

The grinding aspect is a bit too much

The fact that most save editors just increase exp rates and drop rates Says a lot lol

[grim marten]

[fathom dust]

[wanton pecan]

:sad:

I don't have nitro

[grim marten]

I'll be in the same boat once my partner one runs out

[winter pelican]

woke up

SOLDIERS!!!

@wanton pecan can I tell you fun facts that I noticed in zootopia 2

PLEASE MOOK I NEEEDDD THISSS

[wanton pecan]

Nick Wild is kinda homeless

@winter pelican you can tell me tiny aria

[fathom dust]

Suggesting human remains are the same as animals what a pos

[winter pelican]

YESSSS

[winter pelican]

things I noticed in zootopia 2:

• the first part of the movie was definitely fan service, with nick and Judy being parents, but notice how the inspector was a bit shocked but not all that shocked because there’s probably a mid-sized community of interspecies couples that’s well know in the verse
• when we see nicks TV screen we get a bunch of movie references, but in the zootopia verse. My favorite is Ham-ilton
• also in nicks apartment, we see outside that he has some “past due” mail, which means he’s probably struggling financially
• the horse mayor is a reference to Arnold Schwarzenegger, because the horse was also a actor who ran for a political position and won. Thanks to my dad who pointed that out
• ratatouille reference
• the scene of clawhouser using the little rats computer is a reference to a deleted scene from the first movie, where Judy also has to use a computer. Although in the 2nd movie is comically small and in the deleted scene it’s comically big
• silence of the lambs reference
• the shining reference

These are all the references and fun facts I got but there must be more

[wanton pecan]

Interspecies couples

Like

Like Beastars

[winter pelican]

yes

[wanton pecan]

Judy is Haru and Nick is Legoshi

[winter pelican]

Beastars is zootopia if they had balls

[wanton pecan]

I like how they brought back Giselle and her tiger backup dancers

Idk if Shakira still voices her

[winter pelican]

I loved her

she’s like “we support you”

She’s all for the people

she doesn’t care about species or reptiles or mammals

[wanton pecan]

That one scene where they pushed the poor tiger and shes like mad

[winter pelican]

she knew

it was over for them

she was like “zebras…”

OH ALSO

One of the zebras

is suspected

be a horse

[wanton pecan]

Aren't the zebros or whatever the lazinky twins

Forgot their name but they have a funny mohawk and there's a vid of them tossing weights at each other

[wanton pecan]

These guys 💀

[winter pelican]

Idk what they are

[winter pelican]

Davinki twins

you mean

prolly not

but

Notice how the left one is taller and has more pronounced stripes, while the right one has wonky stripes

[wanton pecan]

...Yo, is that zebraface??

[winter pelican]

Also the one on the rights mouth in the 2nd picture is exactly how Disney draws horses usually

His front face thing is smaller compared tot eh other

[winter pelican]

Passing off as a zebra smh

[wanton pecan]

Miss Aria would you live in Zootopia

[winter pelican]

I mean yeah but I would kinda freak out if I wasn’t a cute animal

[wanton pecan]

If only there were cool friggin monkeys and apes

I'd be an orangutan they look cool

[winter pelican]

probably exist somewhere

cause mammals Yk

but

Did you know Judy is 24 and nick is 32

They have a 8 year age gap

[wanton pecan]

Yikes, kinda problematic dot dot dot... 😬

[safe sundial]

tangled mentioned

[wanton pecan]

They're doing a tangled live action with problematic people

[serene hinge]

ugh I hate the tangled casting 💔

couldn’t get Donna Murphy as mother gothel even though she was literally based on her and she LITERALLY voices her and said she’d be willing to do it?? crazy

[empty lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fast-pet-kitten-cat-pet-pet-cat-gif-25030970

[winter pelican]

Well look on the bright side they said the original VAs for rapunzel and flynn are gonna be the parents

Should I binge anime

[proud fox]

do the oc event instead

[fathom dust]

Binge Gintama

[winter pelican]

I’m working on it

I don’t have her DAMN BSCKSOTRYYYY

[fathom dust]

Get some inspiration from Gintama

[empty lantern]

Yawn

[wanton pecan]

Fallen go back to sleep

[loud nymph]

Wis I was a guinea pig instead of some stupid fat chud person

Man I haven’t spoken to yall in ages

[wanton pecan]

Hi BirdBoy

[empty lantern]

I cant

i keep thinking about her

And that makes me unable to sleep

[wanton pecan]

Do you want me to tell you a bedtime story

A Toga bedtime story

[loud nymph]

Konichiwassup my guy

[wanton pecan]

Do you know Peepaw

I miss them

[proud fox]

project it into an oc and submit it for the event

[wanton pecan]

Waffle always telling people what to do

Bro has YET to make an oc of his own

[proud fox]

i have several

[wanton pecan]

You have to make a new oc

Part of the rules

[proud fox]

what rules

[wanton pecan]

Rules I just made up

Specifically for you

[proud fox]

define new

[wanton pecan]

You can't use established ocs

You can't use AI

[short steeple]

https://vxtwitter.com/Eun_E120/status/2011748220163276953

키야 (@Eun_E120)

아빠 춤추러 그만가라고 했잖아 언제까지 춤만 출건데

QRT: Eun_E120
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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 15, 2026, 10:32 AM

[wanton pecan]

Uhhh what else

[proud fox]

wym established ocs

[wanton pecan]

You have to make a new oc off the spot

Improv

Yes and

[empty lantern]

"i defend toga, no one gets her like i do" PROCEEDS TO COMPLETELY MISCHARACTERIZE HER ENTIRE DAMN CHARACTER WITH EMOTIONAL ARGUMENTS FROM A DEFENSIVE PERSPECTIVE, BARELY ANALYTICAL, RELYING ON WEAK REASONING, AND INSULTING OTHER EXTREMELY IMPORTANT CHARACTERS IN HER STORY AND DYNAMICS COUGH COUGH (OCHAKO) I HATE YOU, SHE WOULD HATE UR ASS IF SHE SAW U WERE DISSING OCHAKO LIKE THIS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HER AT ALL SHUT UPPPPPPPPP

https://tenor.com/view/reze-reze-arc-enemy-anime-chainsawman-gif-17103679961703428171

I HATE TWITTER

I HATE FACEBOOM I HATE REDDIT I HATE TIKTOK I HATE THE I TERNET I HATE HER FAKE FANS I HATW HER HATERS I HATE EVERYONE I HATE YOU HORIKOSHI I HATW BONES

Anyways hi series general

[upbeat hollow]

Rough day huh

[empty lantern]

very

very very

jabroni i am so done bro

They get on my nerves

i need fresh air and a zero coke

[short steeple]

whats the hot take on twitter today

[empty lantern]

Just some toga "fans" Being double moralists and hating on ochako 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

man im so done gen 🥹🥹

[upbeat hollow]

@teal ledge I think this this is broken

[empty lantern]

For a second I didn't see the shape of the cat and I thought it was a half-open sofa

OMG KITTYYY

[narrow mauve]

That sleeping position doesnt look very comfortable

[upbeat hollow]

He does it so often

He's so weird