Howdy fellow animals, I'm back again with a weapon that is sure to be the talk of the park! Retro cellular phones! You can't talk on them...no...but they sure would hurt if you hit another animal with them. Not a flimsy smart phone (though a cracked screen smart phone would be funny to smack around).
but I give you 3 ideas: the OG, which was the size of a brick, a disconnected phone reciever, and a flip phone.
also never y'all mind the Super Milk frog (they're not real. I just like Milk frogs, they have blue insides)
