Splatoon

[upper wigeon]

Pony... boy.

GGs

this e liter omg

[glacial umbra]

GG

[meager chasm]

Gg

[glacial umbra]

first win for me

[upper wigeon]

0 kills

[manic tree]

im in a empty lobby

[upper wigeon]

😭😭😭

the host freaking left

[glacial umbra]

Why am i host 😭

[upper wigeon]

ok good

[meager chasm]

I liked them

[upper wigeon]

host works now

[meager chasm]

They were helping

[upper wigeon]

inkstrikes and inkstrikes and inkstrikes and inkstrikes and inkstrikes and inkstrikes and inkstrikes and inkstrikes

[meager chasm]

😭

[upper wigeon]

3 inkstrikes at once

i love this team

[glacial umbra]

At least I got over 500p

[upper wigeon]

inkstrikes

[manic tree]

thats just a triple inkstrike

[upper wigeon]

Splatoon 3 special in splatoon 1 leaked

[spark badger]

that's it.

I'm getting in on this action.

[meager chasm]

This

[glacial umbra]

One slot left

[meager chasm]

But better

[manic tree]

butt

[upper wigeon]

3 big inkstrikes

[spark badger]

https://gamebanana.com/projects/37105

[upper wigeon]

also funny enough if u have special always active and use a second inkstrike when you already used another, your game crashes

[meager chasm]

It’s a need now

[glacial umbra]

I did that before

[spark badger]

in development

[meager chasm]

WOW

Communication error

[manic tree]

what im suffering through rn

i didnt steal sarah's style for nothing

[meager chasm]

I will wait

[upper wigeon]

GGs

[upper wigeon]

what are u

[glacial umbra]

GG

[manic tree]

an idiot sandwich

[upper wigeon]

what happens if i open your sandwich

will i find a brain or a heart

[meager chasm]

2 spots

1

[manic tree]

yyes, but theyll be tiny

[upper wigeon]

OH MY GOD

i miss this song

https://tenor.com/view/heartaglows-stan-twitter-bktidalwave-crying-comfort-gif-27564890

[meager chasm]

As long as you love me

Never heard of it

[upper wigeon]

The album is "Confession of a Fangirl" by Cydnee with a C

this song is such a vibe

[meager chasm]

Probably gonna give it a listen

[upper wigeon]

britbey spencers

[manic tree]

the extreme version of that song is so hard

[upper wigeon]

wait

there's an extreme version?

[manic tree]

i can only do the arm whacking

[manic tree]

yeah, on just dance

[meager chasm]

Someone join

[upper wigeon]

ohhh

[manic tree]

im trying

[upper wigeon]

the room is full

lol

[manic tree]

...imtrying to join a lobby

finally

im with expert gem

unintentionally

[glacial umbra]

0 splats again 😭

[upper wigeon]

this blaster is sonic holy shit

cute

lol

[meager chasm]

I thought you left

😭

[manic tree]

get some water

[spark badger]

A communication error has occurred. If this error persists, it may be due to your connection being unstable. For more details, please visit the Nintendo Switch support site.

oh wait, that's not what my game says.

[upper wigeon]

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SILVERLIGHT USERS

IJBOLLL

https://tenor.com/view/ijbol-idgafwar-gif-5390584167563730390

[glacial umbra]

Lol

[meager chasm]

It’s getting popular

[upper wigeon]

i can tell

[glacial umbra]

While in my lobby its only me lol

[meager chasm]

And me

[upper wigeon]

sadly my lobby is full

lololol

[meager chasm]

Wait never mind

Read that wrong

[upper wigeon]

GGs

[meager chasm]

Gg

[glacial umbra]

GG

[upper wigeon]

i'm so goated

[spark badger]

gg indeed

[upper wigeon]

waittt...

i'm the host

booyah ig!!

[spark badger]

...you were saying?

[meager chasm]

[glacial umbra]

wow a hacker accepted my friend request lol

[manic tree]

im a former silverlight user, do i count

[upper wigeon]

mama a oomf behind u

[meager chasm]

Gg

[upper wigeon]

y'all i'm getting crispy

[spark badger]

...at least you had 2 Octos for allies!

[upper wigeon]

true

[spark badger]

SO HAWT!!!

[manic tree]

yer gonna get burnt

[upper wigeon]

GGs

[meager chasm]

Squidbagged

Back

[glacial umbra]

GG

[upper wigeon]

"This Way!" "This Way!" "This Way!" "This Way!" "This Way!"

[meager chasm]

Gg

[upper wigeon]

CAN AT LEAST ONE OF YALL SUPERJUMP 💔💔💔💔

[glacial umbra]

I did superjump though

[upper wigeon]

doesn't really matter it's not ranked so!!

[upper wigeon]

oh wait bye

true

[meager chasm]

I was camping

At spawn

[spark badger]

insert Big Betrayal here

and the player who finished my Octo was also an Octo.

[upper wigeon]

ENOUGH SILVERLIGHT USERS

😭

[manic tree]

ive matchmaked with 4 octolings

[glacial umbra]

GG

[upper wigeon]

GG

[meager chasm]

Gg

[spark badger]

good game

[upper wigeon]

RAHHHHHHHH

oh fuck

news

NOO

[meager chasm]

You guys didn’t see me

[spark badger]

I saw the hour change, and I knew this was coming

[meager chasm]

😭

[spark badger]

erm, actually...

[upper wigeon]

y'all better be in MY lobby

this is NOT a question!

[manic tree]

im trying

[upper wigeon]

lowkey having fun w yall omg 😭

[meager chasm]

Error

😍

[upper wigeon]

Don't error.

https://tenor.com/view/loona-loossemble-ttyl-mv-teaser-gif-1714137998639055869

[meager chasm]

It’s not me

😭

[upper wigeon]

3 spots left

timer is at max

omg

im gonna sob if not any of you join

YOO

SPLAHOON

[meager chasm]

😍

[glacial umbra]

Im trying

[upper wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/pullmypiercing-stan-twitter-dancing-umm-looks-gif-27467441

[meager chasm]

Last minute

[upper wigeon]

Full lobby btw

[meager chasm]

BARELY

[glacial umbra]

Oh well i will wait

[spark badger]

oh yeah, I found a bug with Silverlight that'll allow me to do some really strange things...

[fathom juniper]

What

Is that a public match?

😭

[meager chasm]

Gonna

[fathom juniper]

Cry?

[meager chasm]

Break this game

[spark badger]

was. lemme try to explain:

basically, what happens is, the match plays out normally, then you simply refresh the scene.

[fathom juniper]

oh that too

[spark badger]

then you take control of the host player

[fathom juniper]

Ohhhhhhh

Whoa

[spark badger]

and everyone else doesn't move

[fathom juniper]

What

So

[spark badger]

I'll upload a video shortly.

[upper wigeon]

are you on FreeTest

[fathom juniper]

You take public data and start like a pb of sorts by yourself with that data?

[meager chasm]

So who won

[spark badger]

kinda sorta?
except cheats are still disabled.

[meager chasm]

🥰

[upper wigeon]

not us

[meager chasm]

😭

[upper wigeon]

also where the fuck is the bake textures

why is it so

ugh

[fathom juniper]

LOL

[upper wigeon]

someone help me describe it

[manic tree]

my eyes

[meager chasm]

Dry

[upper wigeon]

YEAH

it's so fry

dry

FUCK

[meager chasm]

Again

[manic tree]

are u hungry

[meager chasm]

[upper wigeon]

no

[spark badger]

wow okay.

[upper wigeon]

the ugly green background

wtf

LOL WHAT

WAIT

WHY ARE YOU ME

YOU GOT MY WHOLE ASS GEAR

TANK

WEAPON

EVVERYTHING

WHGATTEYF

[meager chasm]

Copy cat

[upper wigeon]

hacker...

[upper wigeon]

it's so funny

you casually just became me

[manic tree]

green screen man

can do whatever

a green screen can

[upper wigeon]

what did you even do to be specific

i lowkey wanna see if i can replicate it without silverlight

[spark badger]

I'll see if I can do this again if I lose a Ranked match (because you can also basically trick the game into earning you Vibe score and Rank score

[glacial umbra]

Lol a squid party

[upper wigeon]

Also y'all wanna hear a stupid fun fact

[manic tree]

no

[spark badger]

but first...

[upper wigeon]

BORING

imma tell yall anyway

[manic tree]

fine

[meager chasm]

Yeah

[upper wigeon]

Splatoon 2 also has a sort of MemoryHash

[meager chasm]

🤯

[upper wigeon]

It's basically memoryhash but it checks multiple files

It's name is MemIdentityChecker 😭

[meager chasm]

Memidentitychecker

[upper wigeon]

There's also a check that enables or disables logging your mem_identity_check hash in the playreport at boot/versus/salmon run

if you disable it, it just won't show it in the PlayReport

[manic tree]

octoling hair looks ymmy

[upper wigeon]

i'm gonna stop playing for a bit

what

the fuck

Stop Battling!

[manic tree]

its a sign

[upper wigeon]

nah i hate signs

[manic tree]

telling u to take a break

like some wii games

[spark badger]

get. in. here.

[manic tree]

get what

[upper wigeon]

just add a dummy player

ez full lobby!!!

[spark badger]

there.

[upper wigeon]

instant disconnect in a few seconds

[meager chasm]

Interesting

Tell me more!

[upper wigeon]

I could tell you a bit about how the player logs worked on Splatoon 1

Like

telemetry data

[meager chasm]

Yeah

Please

This type of stuff interests me

[manic tree]

i give up getting into a battle

gonna go play octoling levels

[upper wigeon]

Their telemetry system name was possibly "BossUploadDataMaker" considering there is a mention of it

[meager chasm]

Oh

[upper wigeon]

When the results happen, your full player data gets logged into memory, including a photo of your player image

after a few seconds, the game sends that data (in a now dead) telemetry server

aka

uh

fuck

where is the libk

link

[meager chasm]

Oh so that’s where you get your octoling picture

[upper wigeon]

yeah

the data gets sent to "https://wup-agmj.app.nintendo.net/post"

which obviously is now dead considering nintendo network had a shut down

[spark badger]

**
Hmm. We’re having trouble finding that site.
**

[meager chasm]

😭

[upper wigeon]

funny enough

the moderation was manual

this is what was logged in their telemetry server:

- PId
- MiiName
- Model
- Skin
- EyeColor
- Weapon
- SumPaint
- Gear_Shoes
- Gear_Shoes_Skill
- Gear_Shoes_Skill1
- Gear_Shoes_Skill2
- Gear_Clothes
- Gear_Clothes_Skill
- Gear_Clothes_Skill1
- Gear_Clothes_Skill2
- Gear_Head
- Gear_Head_Skill
- Gear_Head_Skill1
- Gear_Head_Skill2
- Rank
- Udemae
- RegularKillSum
- WinSum
- LoseSum
- TodaysCondition
- Region
- Area
- FesID
- FesState
- FesTeam
- FesGrade
- FesPoint
- FesPower
- BestFesPower
- Money
- Shell
- TotalBonusShell
- MatchingTime
- IsRematch
- SaveDataCorrupted
- DisconnectedPId
- DisconnectedMemHash
- SessionID
- StartNetworkTime
- GameMode
- Rule
- Stage
- Team
- IsWinGame
- Kill
- Death
- Paint
- IsNetworkBurst
- BottleneckPlayerNum
- MaxSilenceFrame
- MemoryHash
- RemainCount_Alpha
- RemainCount_Bravo
- faceImg.tga (Player Face Image)```

[upper wigeon]

remove "/post"

[meager chasm]

Pretty much everything

[spark badger]

Saved 1 time September 28, 2018.

[meager chasm]

Crying right now

[upper wigeon]

funny enough if you spoofed your PID, you would basically bypass the moderation ban

[glacial umbra]

Lol

[upper wigeon]

aka getting an innocent person banned or an invalid pid logged

[meager chasm]

Oh yes I like bypassing moderation

[upper wigeon]

i like sending NO logs at all!!!

it's basically easy to bypass it lol

you could just spoof your logs either way

also pretty sure you can replace the string to send the data to a random domain

imagine sending ur logs to http://127.0.0.1 !!!

[meager chasm]

Sending mine right now

[upper wigeon]

woohoo!

[manic tree]

hmm

[upper wigeon]

it's funny now that i realize something

i think BossUploadDataMaker is sorta linked to BOSS Data (rotation)

this is very unsure btw

i can be very wrong but i have no idea!!

[meager chasm]

Oh

[manic tree]

sarah more like sierra

[meager chasm]

All that intro to get

Communication error

[upper wigeon]

LOL

[meager chasm]

Splatoon 1 is now dead

Moving to 3 now

[upper wigeon]

Me playing on XLink Kai for tricolor matches

[upper wigeon]

is that on an actual console or

cause if so do not upload!!

[meager chasm]

I didn’t

Also

It got deleted

[upper wigeon]

and you might probably wanna tell the host to use recon lols

[upper wigeon]

ohhh

[meager chasm]

Updates delete replays

[manic tree]

reminds me of smash for wii u and 3ds

[meager chasm]

Apparently you can’t get banned if you play tricolor like normal from what I heard!

I haven’t gotten banned

Soo

Yeah

😍

[upper wigeon]

When was the last time you tried

cause i'm pretty sure the match gets logged

[meager chasm]

October

[upper wigeon]

2024?

[meager chasm]

A few weeks ago

Yes

[upper wigeon]

oh alright

just be careful cause if someone uploads a replay you might get screwed

[meager chasm]

Again

It got deleted

[upper wigeon]

it's just a warning

[meager chasm]

I haven’t played tricolor since that day

That was my last time

[meager chasm]

…

[upper wigeon]

lool

[meager chasm]

Got distracted by this drawing cause like

[upper wigeon]

OKAYYY DIVA

[meager chasm]

I fear they cooked with this one

[upper wigeon]

and u have me trying to retrace

This is Yves btw

[meager chasm]

Nah this looks good

[quaint pulsar]

Could it that I played a few days ago against you? I remember an octoling with that exact gear.
my Playername is Chris like here in Discord

[molten radish]

This level 11 on my team in turf war is killing me … inking 185 in 3 minutes 😤

At Piranha Pit no less

[quaint pulsar]

That's not much. Even with a sniper

[molten radish]

Splat roller

[quaint pulsar]

😵

What does he do? Standing around afk?

[molten radish]

It’s great when he’s on the other team

Beats me I was too busy trying to fight off the rest of the team

[molten radish]

Too many comm errors. I’m done for the night

[upper wigeon]

they're controlling my player actually

lol

they just somehow load the last player data info in a new round

and since i was player index 0, they somehow became me

[meager chasm]

How did I not see this 😭

[upper wigeon]

here's a results i took a picture off if needed

i'm "Oomi.................."

[glacial umbra]

Idk why i am even trying to play this game again

[upper wigeon]

i just play it when im bored

that's it

[meager chasm]

I barely play it because

You know

[meager chasm]

🤯

I didn’t know

[upper wigeon]

now u know

[glacial umbra]

Why is brainrot now in splatoon 😭

[meager chasm]

😵‍💫

[upper wigeon]

i still wonder if this clip is from 2021 or 2022

i need to look at my hard drive

i love ruining squid parties by a small inconvenience

the way my ass just proceeded to kill them over them killing me is kinda funny

[glacial umbra]

This crash is kinda funny

[upper wigeon]

stupid special

[meager chasm]

I miss those days where everyone did squid parties in public battles

Now is just sad

[quartz junco]

I love p2p ♥️

[upper wigeon]

i sure love p2p too

the same dude right after this started squidbaggging

and then bro died off my suction bomb while being mid Splashdown

https://tenor.com/view/klasik-clasik-clasic-gif-25398314

[meager chasm]

Most of my splatoon 2 clips are on my other switch

It’s dead

[upper wigeon]

i have like

[hollow monolith]

p2p forever 🫶 #1308767621667229780 message

[upper wigeon]

more clips from an older switch that i do not have anymore

[meager chasm]

I will never sell my switches until am 99 years old

[upper wigeon]

the whole lobby did not want me

[upper wigeon]

Wait

Pichu647 sounds familiar

[meager chasm]

😭

[upper wigeon]

unless the name just sounds a bit different from what i remember

[meager chasm]

I don’t know anyone with that username

[upper wigeon]

i remember getting out of bounds omgg

i do have these clips, i just didn't fully look in my archive drive yet

[meager chasm]

I used to do that a lot

[hollow monolith]

I love when rollers flick behind me and then i die anyway

[meager chasm]

😭

[upper wigeon]

i used to be so ass wtf...

[meager chasm]

I didn’t even realize it back then

[upper wigeon]

THIS DUDE JUST CASUALLY GOING ON MY BOMB

IM YELLING

bro came out of nowhere just to die

[meager chasm]

😭

How did that happen

[upper wigeon]

me casually seeing someone drown

bro thought he was playing Splatoon 1 Piranha Pit 😭😭😭

THE CONNECTION UNSTABLE??

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE

[meager chasm]

Oh nah

I felt bad for them

[upper wigeon]

i wonder if they remember that happening

[meager chasm]

Nope

Splatoween

[upper wigeon]

this is so

[meager chasm]

Free win

[upper wigeon]

this game was so ass

i love this game

[meager chasm]

Me too

It’s so nostalgic now

[upper wigeon]

the way it just never starts

iirc it lasted for like 50 seconds

[meager chasm]

💀

[upper wigeon]

lol i got a second part of it

[meager chasm]

That usually happens if someone leaves the lobby before it starts

[upper wigeon]

it happened 2 times in a row

how fun

[meager chasm]

At least it was fun

[upper wigeon]

??????????????????????

[meager chasm]

Casually watching you respawn

[upper wigeon]

Who the fuck are u to squidbag

LMFOAOAO

[meager chasm]

Squiffer

[upper wigeon]

its so funny cause their ass just only targeted me

[meager chasm]

They were looking for some beef then

[hollow monolith]

That's funny

[meager chasm]

Also all those missing shots

[hollow monolith]

Af

[upper wigeon]

funny enough some other dude in my team was targeting this guy

[hollow monolith]

Splatoon 2 blasters suck

[upper wigeon]

a target targeting a target that is targeting another target

[meager chasm]

In the end

You win nothing

[upper wigeon]

i need to find the clips of me playing with haxxie

she was hosting pbs and cheating around

was lowkey fun

[meager chasm]

I think I managed to play with them

It was so cool

[hollow monolith]

That reminds me that game of mine was laggy af

[meager chasm]

I still have them in my friends list

[upper wigeon]

i probably do too

[meager chasm]

At least you won

[upper wigeon]

wait that's oomf

[hollow monolith]

Yeah cause the lags buffed me for once, at the beginning you can see splash hitting me 6 thousand times and i still didn't die

Found secret defense up in S3

[meager chasm]

😭

[meager chasm]

Dang

[hollow monolith]

Oh god

That reminded of one video

[upper wigeon]

do y'all remember

that one button combo that showed something else than your name when going in a private battle

[hollow monolith]

https://youtu.be/szKgfMaPZxc

This video

[meager chasm]

No

[meager chasm]

I saw this 😭

Literally blew out my ears

[upper wigeon]

this is so splatoon 1 core!

[hollow monolith]

Yep

[upper wigeon]

why did my own self bomb my other own self

while being dead

i don't even remember doing this

[meager chasm]

For a second

I saw the ink tank from 1

[upper wigeon]

Pearl gave me her powers

i may or may not be able to use her killer wail

why is it so fucking loud

[meager chasm]

Because

Pearl is loud

😭

[upper wigeon]

LMFOAOAOA

I DONT EVEN REMEMBER THIS GLITCH

[meager chasm]

I remember doing this glitch

I got it first try

[upper wigeon]

wait no

you could do that IN the private battle

lol wtf

[meager chasm]

Oh that

I didn’t know that

[hollow monolith]

Is that supposed to be a stingray

[upper wigeon]

no idea

[meager chasm]

I miss stingray 💔

[hollow monolith]

No

I never played S2, and i saw what it is. Don't bring it ever back

[meager chasm]

🥺

I used to main it

[upper wigeon]

why is the sound outro so delayed

[hollow monolith]

The buff they gave the thing 💀. Turning it from terrible to horrible is insane to think that they thought that was great idea

[meager chasm]

There was this time where the music just stopped which made my game to crash

[meager chasm]

😭

But

It was Soo good

[upper wigeon]

i remember when u could crash someone's game by just spamming too much autobombs with a rapidfire

[hollow monolith]

Add a giant shockwave that does the same damage as inner laser. What could go wrong

[meager chasm]

Everything

❤️

[hollow monolith]

It wasn't good, it was terribly designed

Worse then ANY splatoon 1 special

That's saying smth

[meager chasm]

I can see why

[meager chasm]

Inkstrike

Or

Bubble

[hollow monolith]

Inkstrike wasn't OP tho

[hollow monolith]

Blubber and Kraken sure are up there. Even something like Splatoon 1 killer way isn't far off

[meager chasm]

Kraken was so buffed

1 hit and you are dead

[upper wigeon]

LOL

[hollow monolith]

But it doesn't compete with laser that did same amount damage anywhere in the map. No Damage reduction if passed through wall (until VERY late game) and has giant shockwave to make it from aim heavy to ez mode

Oh yeah they had to specifically nerf that you can't run it within your spawn shield

[meager chasm]

Literally why I loved it

[hollow monolith]

Literally why everyone else hated it

[hollow monolith]

Imagine creating something more cancer then Tenta Missiles spam

[meager chasm]

😭

[upper wigeon]

lol

i might be closer to the clips

[meager chasm]

Getting deeper

Spamming missle 😍

[hollow monolith]

I am honest

[upper wigeon]

well!

[hollow monolith]

I am happy i skipped S2

Stingray and Tenta Missiles would have made quit the game

[meager chasm]

Well

Splatoon 2 was kinda good

[hollow monolith]

Not saying it's a bad game

The meta is just worse then Splatoon 1's

[meager chasm]

I used to play with the meta

[hollow monolith]

I didn't play it, but from what i seen the meta atleast my eyes is worse then QR and Invincibility

[upper wigeon]

this game is so fun!

[meager chasm]

Oh no yeah it was bad

[hollow monolith]

Then they brought bad damage up in the form of MPU

Specifically for bamboo

That or Stingray buff has to be worst decision ever

[meager chasm]

I loved this color ink

[hollow monolith]

99.9 Damage bamboo and no hard counter with Defense Up

[meager chasm]

I hated bamboo for that

[upper wigeon]

loves the aimbot

[hollow monolith]

It makes Partial Charges in Splatoon 1 look tame

[upper wigeon]

i don't remember who it was, but i loved this moment

[meager chasm]

Yeah

[hollow monolith]

Then they decided Random Shooter Buffs Thursdays was a thing

[upper wigeon]

this game is ass

[meager chasm]

Was it

[upper wigeon]

I DIDNT EVEN GET TO FINISH MY SPLASHDOWN

[meager chasm]

I quite don’t remember

[hollow monolith]

Like every Balance patch they did random shooter buffs

[meager chasm]

Image getting splashdown cancelled

Couldn’t be me

[hollow monolith]

And i fear they bring it back because of this note

[upper wigeon]

if i get a copy of splatoon 3 and you happen to use splashdown i am going to haunt you

[hollow monolith]

Triple Splashdown is kinda hard to cancel

[upper wigeon]

i wonder who will win...

[meager chasm]

Shooters getting the good buffs

[upper wigeon]

i'm getting used to cancel it on shitty hardware somehow

[hollow monolith]

You either trade or run away

[meager chasm]

You guys

I like how they just give up

😭

[upper wigeon]

we all just

stood there

leeown u big fat cheater

[meager chasm]

I remember that dude

[upper wigeon]

fun

i remember when we farmed in salmon run

[meager chasm]

I didn’t do that

[upper wigeon]

missing textures ass ink color

[meager chasm]

Was that a separate headgear

[upper wigeon]

nope

they used illegal gear

[meager chasm]

Oh

[upper wigeon]

-120

[meager chasm]

Time traveled to splatoon 3

[upper wigeon]

i had a lot of matches with that J dude

who even is that dude

i can't remember

[meager chasm]

Idk

[upper wigeon]

okay yeah

i do have clips of salmon run farming

[meager chasm]

Black ink

[upper wigeon]

side order ink

[meager chasm]

True

[finite pulsar]

How does one get 100/16 on salmon run

[upper wigeon]

With cheats

[oak pagoda]

Lmao that's the best example I've ever seen

[fathom juniper]

gaming

[fathom juniper]

I’m working on sound effect stuff for sploon

Hopefully it’s like actually useful lol

Maybe i should work on adcpm soon

[fathom juniper]

Ok it is lol

Anyone playing sploon?

[hollow monolith]

Maybe on train with lag switch turned on

Because of nat i gotta route all my traffic through a vpn to my local network

You could say pro vs the laginator

[hollow monolith]

You gotta be insane to kill the player and the fists in the short time before impact

[meager chasm]

It’s okay if they say they can they can

[upper wigeon]

I can only kill the player atm 😭

[hollow monolith]

Yeah that doesn't cancel triple splashdown, you just trade lol

Just easier to swim out of the way

[fathom juniper]

Everyone’s getting rid of their splatoons and wii u’s 😭

I found like 6-7 copies for $10 each at a book store

With 3 wii us for $20 each 😭

[broken sparrow]

they are like 5€ each

[broken sparrow]

Cheap consoles

[fathom juniper]

frrr

Its crazy

[broken sparrow]

Imagine buying them for 102-2812

[cosmic river]

102-2812 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[fathom juniper]

I got one that i think has a disc in it soooo

We’ll see

[broken sparrow]

Dont cheat please xd

[fathom juniper]

Ohhhh

No lol

I wont

I’ll see if it has 2812 tho

Forgot to check if it was a hynix 💀

Dang its probably a hynix 💀

[quaint pulsar]

wow, thats like 2011 for me and my gamecube i bought back then with the Wireless Controller! It was around 30€ back then. Now only the controller cost around 80€ or so

[fathom juniper]

WHOA that’s pretty good for a gamecube with the wireless

i saw one today and the controller itself is way more expensive 💀

[quaint pulsar]

yeah, the prices are rising crazy

but to be fair. Everyone had a Wii and the WiiU was nearby back then

now we have the exact situation with the WiiU the Switch and the next console

cant wait to see that someone is paying so much money for all the games i have 😄

[fathom juniper]

Whoa its on 5.5.2U

Should i update?

The last time this was played was christmas eve of 2017 😭

Oh wait no

Mk8 was last at 7/28/18

[meager chasm]

Deleting history

💔

[fathom juniper]

Im not trust

I’m keeping it

[meager chasm]

You better

[quaint pulsar]

i have my console on the last update and pretendo working with Aroma. Should be safe

[broken sparrow]

5.5.5 or 5.5.6 is okay

SSSL requires 5.5.5 but if you are modded 5.5.2 should work

[tiny mauve]

5.5.2 doesnt have anything worth keeping for

only 5.5.1 has exploit for otp redirection with rednand '

[quaint pulsar]

why are they so many people who just disconnect? i was in a squad and one of us leaved so only 3 where left without any chance to win

[meager chasm]

Had this happen yesterday

[molten radish]

Ugh

[glacial umbra]

Ugh the servers are not switching host properly

[molten radish]

I finally get into a match. Bread and Sara are there. Then the server drops us all. Grrr

[glacial umbra]

"A communications error occured"

[molten radish]

Yup

Now I’m stuck in a lobby with two other people and five open slots

[glacial umbra]

Finally

[molten radish]

OK 4 now

[quartz junco]

They downgraded the servers or something bruh 😭

[glacial umbra]

It took a while to get into a lobby

[quartz junco]

Splatoon got worse every month lmfao

[molten radish]

Yeah, it does feel like connection error frequency has gone up

[quartz junco]

Exactly

[quartz junco]

Funnily enough I think it was more stable at april

than now

[glacial umbra]

Fuck

Ok there we go

[quartz junco]

Imma hop in to see if we can get a match lmao

[molten radish]

Sorry I have to drop. You’ll have to find another to fill the slot.

These days I get to play one battle for every 10 minutes of connection errors I get

[glacial umbra]

Im in a game rn

[quartz junco]

Sometimes it's for hours

Fun

[glacial umbra]

Dammit rotation

[quartz junco]

a miracle

[glacial umbra]

This lobby is gonna die now because of new rotation

For a change i hate the squid sisters for this

[quartz junco]

the splatoonskipnews plugin:

[glacial umbra]

I disabled that in Silverlight

[wintry depot]

Anyone playing Splatoon right now friend me my Nintendo network Amazedbotfan123

[spark badger]

okay fine

[wintry depot]

Even if I can join

It's Splatoon working for anyone else or not

[versed carbon]

Same, I actually like the news. News make the name unique because of the characters (Callie and Marie) and because of mods that put other characters

[versed carbon]

It's working for me

I'm playing

YES I GOT INTO A MATCH

[quartz junco]

I disabled then news because I don't wanna get tired of them

😭

[wintry depot]

I got it but my Lobby is dead

[versed carbon]

Dude I wish there was red, black, pastel yellow and brown ink

[spark badger]

Inkopolis News has been hijacked by Off the Hook.

[versed carbon]

It would make the game way better and it looks cool

[versed carbon]

I made a video of a custom splatfest of them getting hijacked

Yay another match

This is so ez

WHY NO OCTOLINGSN

[spark badger]

I can't find a setting to enable/disable News; it's permanently stuck on disabled

[glacial umbra]

You need to download the config.zip

[spark badger]

oh.

[versed carbon]

Download the configuration files lmao

Then edit the .json

I have an edited one

[spark badger]

done

[versed carbon]

Yippeee

[spark badger]

just downloaded 357B worth of data.

[versed carbon]

Now you got to edit the text inside and set news to true

If you're using splatoon expansion look at the desc of it so you know what else needs to be set as true/false

You can also disable cheat modules for Silverlight

Only 4 people

😦

Should I try to make a rival unpatch for male or sanitized octos

[glacial umbra]

I have lost every. single. battle. today

[versed carbon]

Oof

What's your name in game

[spark badger]

there you go.

[quartz junco]

first won bread

[glacial umbra]

SL⭐?Bread?

[quartz junco]

gem carried

[spark badger]

and that... would be my GamePad bumping into the NumPad and sending spam.

[spark badger]

anyhow, never doubt the Inkbrushes.

[stable pond]

winterberry carried

we all love winterberry

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

embed fail

[quartz junco]

thank you

[spark badger]

I'll be back in just a moment.

[glacial umbra]

I feel like that blaster was targeting me

[quartz junco]

how do I disconnect

😭

I wanna change my gear

too late now

[versed carbon]

Can I play with ya'll

[versed carbon]

Expertgem I sent you a friend request days ago

I'm going into turf war

[versed carbon]

My new character, he's a chill good guy that doesn't care about anything

[stable pond]

real talk

[versed carbon]

Just found you

WHY IS MY TEAM ALWAYS DOING NOTHING BUT SQUID PARTYD

[spark badger]

well then!

[versed carbon]

Gg

[spark badger]

at least each team had a Permanent Inkbrush...

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[versed carbon]

The image is blurry

Can't see anything

[spark badger]

that's normal

click on it

[versed carbon]

That's what saw during the match

WHY AM I GETTING SO MANY ERRORS NOW

PRETENDO FIX YO SHIT

😭😭😭

[glacial umbra]

Splatoon is a public beta

[versed carbon]

I know

You know what a joke is

/j

[glacial umbra]

But parts are ready for use

First time in forever that I got 104-2210

[meager chasm]

Everywhere I go I see him

It’s driving me crazy

[meager chasm]

[versed carbon]

Yo anyone on?

[meager chasm]

I’m probably getting on depends tho

[glacial umbra]

Hey does anyone want me to show you a crash in a pb

[meager chasm]

Oh yes I like getting my Wii U to crash

[glacial umbra]

Its the funniest crash

[glacial umbra]

I think your Wii U is more demanding than mine

[hollow monolith]

I think they said especially with 118-* errors being related to lower player count

Smth related to that, maybe the matchmaking rewrite fixes some of these

Because i am certain Splatoon 1 has more active players then Splatoon 2

i am kinda just waiting for the rewrite to be pushed to live servers because it fixes host migration

[quartz junco]

Sdcaffeine doesn't allow that

[quartz junco]

That's funny

The errors are annoying tho

I don't think the unstability can be linked with player count, but I don't know

[glacial umbra]

idk why i am even trying to play this game rn. its midnight and "A communications error occured"

[hollow monolith]

I am serious it's that bad. I struggle to find Turf War games in S2. (Bought a cheap copy off ebay to play OE)

[glacial umbra]

it does. I have SDCafiine mods and I can do that just fine

[quartz junco]

I got S2 just to play offline

So S2 is good for me

[glacial umbra]

i am thinking about buying S2 to play online

[quartz junco]

It doesn't work for me

[hollow monolith]

No dont

It's not worth it for online

[quartz junco]

Maybe because the mod removes the music lmfao

[hollow monolith]

Just get Sp3

[quartz junco]

^^^

I guess everybody is on S3

[glacial umbra]

i already have that game though.

[hollow monolith]

If you just buy to play online it's not worth it

Literally

I struggle to find turf war games on a game that sold 13 million copies

[glacial umbra]

ok

[hollow monolith]

It's insane to think a game so big in its prime could die so hard

[quartz junco]

It has a newer version everybody is there bruh

Who's gonna play the old version

[glacial umbra]

its because Nintendo is too greedy

[quartz junco]

(me playing splatoon 1)

[hollow monolith]

It's the fact splatoon 1 is more alive

[glacial umbra]

Splatoon 1 is a different case, the game truly never died. when NN was still around you could find matches easily

my thoughts about these games now are: 1 is good for mods, and if you are patient in waiting for an online match, 2 is good for offline, 3 is good for online and finding matches quickly

[quartz junco]

It would've bled players tho

And for a while it did

Slowly regaining players as the shutdown date approached

[glacial umbra]

especially right after the rce patches were released

[hollow monolith]

Still considering the game itself it bled out far far far slower. And mostly western players the japanese player base mostly stuck to the game.

Splatoon 3 is only 2 years out

Yet Splatoon 2 basically has bled out all it's players

[lyric meteor]

Splatoon matchmaking

[spark badger]

for me I have to kill my Internet connection (118-0006)

[hollow monolith]

I just do Alt+F4 and restart cemu

[spark badger]

at least you use Cemu.

[oak pagoda]

If I knock my table even a little too hard, my switch will briefly disconnect from the dock, just enough to kill my wired internet connection 🫡

[meager chasm]

Splatoon 2 is soooo dead you are gonna struggle to even find a match + plaza posts are dead

[meager chasm]

I think I seen your username before

[lyric meteor]

Maybe

I used to be active on Pretendo a couple months ago

[meager chasm]

Aren’t you from twitter

[lyric meteor]

Ye I got twitter

[meager chasm]

Oh then that’s you

I remember watching your videos they were cool

[glacial umbra]

I hate when this happens

[meager chasm]

Me too

Idk why they did that

I might have a problem ❤️

[hollow monolith]

To make the game faierer

It makes sense when you think a little about it

Tho in Turt war it doesn't make a whole lot of sense. But for ranked it certainly does

[crisp mauve]

I’m so ready to get my splat on

COME ON JUST ONE MORE PERSON PLEASSSSE

YEEEEEAAAHHHH

god damn i am terrible at splatoon

[meager chasm]

How can you be terrible when you literally have the best controller

[spark badger]

I wonder how well the Steam Deck can even emulate Splatoon? since it has to emulate a PowerPC processor.

[glacial umbra]

I use Wii remote and Nunchuck /j

[spark badger]

are there frame drops? graphical bugs (aside from what is already expected with Cemu)? etc.

[versed carbon]

Anyone on?

[hollow monolith]

Perfectly fine actually

Initially when it does shadercache gen you might see like one dip but after all shadercache has been generated it runs perfectly

[hollow monolith]

Try motion controls

You'll want to jump out of a window with that setup

[spark badger]

I use motion controls!

[hollow monolith]

In a handheld setup

I do too

[stable pond]

i use sticks😄

[worldly umbra]

i use this recently found method called aimbot!

[glacial umbra]

102-2812

[cosmic river]

102-2812 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[glacial umbra]

I use motion on S1 but i don't on S3 because using a switch lite and motion doesn't work. I plan on getting a pro controller to solve that

[stable pond]

frrrr??? drop me the sauce bro

[meager chasm]

I don’t

Want to because it’s hard

[hollow monolith]

It ain't hard

Just weird getting used to it

You also probably hold the controller wrong

@stable pond kinda forced me to get used to it, it was the best thing i ever did. I genuinely cannot go back anymore

[stable pond]

🫶

[versed carbon]

Anyone on?

[frank sphinx]

[pseudo wigeon]

Anyone wanna splat??

[frank sphinx]

On thanksgiving

[versed carbon]

Getting on rn

I’m on splatoon

[molten radish]

At Thanksgiving dinner 😞

Maybe be on later

[acoustic ferry]

Is anyone else getting a lot of annoying communications errors?

[versed carbon]

I did

[glacial umbra]

I am going to go on this game, but on my funny alt account

[versed carbon]

lol

[molten radish]

Yes, as always lately

[upper wigeon]

helloooooooooo

imma play ig

[glacial umbra]

I'm online but not on my normal account

[upper wigeon]

took me about 1 minute and around 10 seconds to join

wow

[glacial umbra]

I'm trying to join. I joined

[upper wigeon]

silverlight user...

oh

that's you?

[glacial umbra]

Yeah

On an alt lol

[upper wigeon]

u might as well join

fast...

[glacial umbra]

Im trying

[upper wigeon]

@lyric root hey

ur in my lobby!!

[lyric root]

Hey!

[glacial umbra]

I might switch to my main though

[upper wigeon]

GGs

some dude just stayed afk

ugh

[lyric root]

GGs, and that sucks.

[upper wigeon]

@rotund bridge i think i've seen you somewhere

unless i pinged someone else 😭

[rotund bridge]

I was playing just now LOL

[upper wigeon]

OH

Then you may or may not have been in my lobby LMFOAO

[rotund bridge]

It looks like me haha

[glacial umbra]

I can't get into any lobby

[upper wigeon]

if you happened to see some -1 dude named "oomi" that's me :p

[upper wigeon]

same

matchmaking is just

not working 😭😭

[rotund bridge]

Yeah I've been having issues too, tempted to throw my router out the window

[upper wigeon]

don't blame it on your router, matchmaking on Splatoon pretendo is just slow for like days now

[rotund bridge]

oh

[upper wigeon]

well... connect!

[glacial umbra]

Try weeks

[rotund bridge]

Might explain why mk8 works but not splatoon

[upper wigeon]

nvm it made a lobby for me

[rotund bridge]

Same issue, alongside..

[upper wigeon]

used to play mk8 online some time ago

but i've stopped for a moment now

[rotund bridge]

I barely play mk8 cuz it's hard to find anyone playing during the day in my timezone

[meager chasm]

I played 8 5 years ago

[upper wigeon]

probably one of the reasons i stopped playing for a moment

[rotund bridge]

I'm like one hour behind from Japan's time so I often find myself playing with people in Japan haha

[upper wigeon]

i used to play a lot around night time

mostly from 1am to like 5am

[rotund bridge]

btw are you using an emulator orrr?

[upper wigeon]

yeah

[rotund bridge]

Is pretendo similar to wiimmfi where you need a dump from a real console to play?

[upper wigeon]

yeah

[rotund bridge]

good to know tbh

[upper wigeon]

You need to enable the "remember password" before dumping

tho

[rotund bridge]

Personally I play on a real console bc my PC is garbage

[glacial umbra]

Dammit

[rotund bridge]

in terms of anything graphically intense it sucks

[upper wigeon]

i got more used to cemu over the months

my Wii U has some weird drifting issue

after i repaired one of my broken gamepads, weeks later it just drifts randomly

[rotund bridge]

My gamepad has a non-working touchscreen, LCD works fine tho

[upper wigeon]

oof

[rotund bridge]

I've replaced it two times
first time: I somehow shattered it
Second time: dead on arrival

[upper wigeon]

that was my situation with that gamepad basically before i repaired it 😭

now i need to grab a new left joystick for that gamepad

[rotund bridge]

do you know where to buy parts that don't die on arrival 😭

[glacial umbra]

Ok wtf 😭

[upper wigeon]

i usually boy off amazon 😭

buy**

[glacial umbra]

Am i the only one who dced

[upper wigeon]

yup

im still in game

[rotund bridge]

My last touchscreen was off Amazon, ig I got a dud or something

cuz only the top right hand corner responds to touch

[upper wigeon]

oof

that sucks 😭

sorry for the late replies btw

i was in a match

[upper wigeon]

ur still on?

cause

join!!

nvm

full lobby

[glacial umbra]

I'm gonna switch accounts. I am tired of this gear

[meager chasm]

No

[upper wigeon]

wow

rude much 💔💔💔

[meager chasm]

Thanksgiving dinner