Splatoon

[noble patio]

[dire sun]

Because THE GOVERNMENT

[stone cove]

i am down for it

[dire sun]

Even if it steals or your information?

Maybe he is the government

Trying to hack us

[noble patio]

Not “if”, it will

[dire sun]

Downloaded!

[noble patio]

sick

[thin wedge]

i hope delus splathex can edit other peoples rank😇

oh ypu plsyed like b-

[noble patio]

why yes!

[thin wedge]

ezez fix

[mellow ravine]

?Udemae

[noble patio]

?Udemae -127

[frigid ridge]

Can we get the option to use the elite octoling as our character?? (YES, they are playable, or at least they were)

[mellow ravine]

ooh, that would be nice, so that we aren't just limited to Gender 0-2.

technically we have playable Squid Sisters (see: https://gamebanana.com/mods/429048) but I don't think these are custom genders?

[whole blade]

Anyone still playing?

[noble patio]

im not 100% sure an elite octoling gender still exists, but i’ll see what can be done

[dire sun]

The squid sisters don't have inkling movement

These are custom figures and animations

Replacing gender 0 1

[noble patio]

Tbh I’ll probably make my save editor unrestricted

Then you can edit hidden gear too

[dire sun]

Your save editor should edit the save

How about that

[noble patio]

true

technically i already got it doing that

So

[dire sun]

Omg!!!!

[noble patio]

But nows its just

[dire sun]

Soso yaY

[noble patio]

Adding cool things

And hopefully

A ui

[dire sun]

Hopefully.

[noble patio]

CLT save editor!1!!!!1

jkjk

[dire sun]

What is clt

[noble patio]

Command line tool

[dire sun]

Oh!

[noble patio]

text based editor

[dire sun]

Right

[noble patio]

[dire sun]

I should probably save edit my life to go back to summer holidays

[noble patio]

real

[glad ridge]

FR

[noble patio]

🙃

[still reef]

(piglets big game)

[noble patio]

[stray gulch]

out of all kids games to be a somewhat "horror"ish game

[still reef]

Right? It makes no sense, but it somehow fits

[noble patio]

We do like ourselves a good splatoon game

[dire sun]

Pretendo splatoon my favorite horror game

[blissful briar]

True....

[stone cove]

Makes sense, i can move too while being a super jump spot

[mellow ravine]

that's Super Jump (Triple) Splashdown for you.

[stone cove]

bro the fucking spot moved

that aint normal

also super jump triple splashdown is just a normal splash down

You can quite literally see the spot harry potter style levitate onto the tower

[mellow ravine]

okay, I see the oddity now.

yeah, that's strange.

lemme rephrase that:
that's Splatoon 3 for you.

[stone cove]

No no

That's peer-to-peer for you.

[mellow ravine]

you're right.

[mellow ravine]

here's what I meant:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1302184136747913257/1305611055199682640/image.png?ex=6736f44c&is=6735a2cc&hm=2d9244dca49c7d7e4a16a3d447232a6e24f3a8629a22a196d949b2039a931500&

[dire sun]

Is anyone playing

Join turd war pretti pls

[pastel chasm]

Currently at skewl

[sand magnet]

I am also at school 😭 I dont wanna be here

[dire sun]

I am playing turf war

Never suffered more in my life

[frigid ridge]

Hey

Do you want to play

[inner shard]

In TW

[inner shard]

Saw you on CTF

[frigid ridge]

What

Yay I got into a match

[inner shard]

Turf war in camp triggerfish

[frigid ridge]

Oh yeahhh

[inner shard]

Now at Arowana

[frigid ridge]

... I'M GOING TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING TEAM

HOLY SHIT

[inner shard]

Yeah, you had a level seven and a level 11 on your team

Tough being saddled with noobs

But everybody has to learn

[frigid ridge]

I know they are new to the game, but I seriously don't even think they were trying at all

Like, they didn't even want to paint they were doing a fucking dance party/srs

I saw them

[inner shard]

It really makes me laugh when I see them staring at the floor while inking. I want to scream at them LOOK UP

Oh, I saw that a couple games back to started squid partying

[frigid ridge]

Real. Please look up

WHY IS MY GAME SO LAGGY

I CAN'T EVEN RUN 😭

My console even crashed.

[inner shard]

Don’t worry, your team didn’t have much of a chance

Hard to win with a 5, 10 and an 11

Though you can’t always tell skill by level

I would like to get in a game though where you’re actually ON my side, not against me all the time

If you rebooted, there’s still one slot open

[noble patio]

thats a pretty unbalanced matchup 😭

[inner shard]

DC. Rejoining now.

[frigid ridge]

Dude... Please get rival unpatch 😭 I'm actually using the octoling put you can't see it since you don't have it

[stone cove]

Yeah pretty unbalanced

But imagine having two Reefslider in Splatzones Wahoo world 😭😭

[inner shard]

And pretty common to be unbalanced like that

[frigid ridge]

It's not pretty unbalanced
IT'S HIGHTLY unbalanced

[stone cove]

Ive seen pretty bad

[inner shard]

Truth

Can’t even get in now, server keeps disconnecting

[frigid ridge]

I got paired with 3 level one people once

[inner shard]

Stuck in lobby limbo

[inner shard]

OY

[stone cove]

That's ranked series btw

It's fucking solo queue

[frigid ridge]

One thing, you should get rival unpatch (please, get it, I don't want you to see me as an inkling 😭😭)

It's really easy to install

If your console is modded

Obviously

[stone cove]

Or this one, 2 reefsilder on the enemy team and it's wahoo world splatzones

Trying to hold SplatZone for longer then 1 second any% be like

"Nightmare" is the most appropriate name i ever seen cause that match was one, just reefslider spam

[inner shard]

Not modded so not likely anytime in the near future

[frigid ridge]

Aw man

[inner shard]

I’ll see you as an Octoling in my mind 😀

[frigid ridge]

Yeah cause inklings are lame, and octos got more fame!!

[leaden lantern]

how

[mellow ravine]

how what?

[leaden lantern]

how are you that good

teach me the wae

[stone cove]

Play the game and learn from experience

Lmao didn't see the full context

[thin wedge]

you go and kill people before they kill you

thats my tip for today

[frigid ridge]

So ez

[thin wedge]

very easy if you just follow 2 simple steps

1. shoot at the enemy

2. squidbag them after you kill

result : they get tilted

[stone cove]

Yes killing People easy
-# This sentence will put me on a watchlist

[still reef]

pretty much

[dire sun]

Sorry I went offline when u wrote that

[dire sun]

Actually I have a much easier one step solution!
Burst bomb insta cover + rapid fire + infinite inktank

[glad ridge]

The check mark moves if it’s close to the tower I thought everyone knew this 😭

[stone cove]

REALLY???

WHAAAAAAAT

[glad ridge]

YES

[stone cove]

Is this like new to Splatoon 3

Cause i never saw this in Splatoon 1

[glad ridge]

I think that’s been a thing for every game

You just don’t see it

[stone cove]

I have over 900h in s1 and ~300h in s3 how in the fuck i never noticed this

[glad ridge]

Play a lot of tower

[nocturne fractal]

Is this custom

[mellow ravine]

it is, in fact, illegitimate.

[nocturne fractal]

I calculated the minutes

100 days

[mellow ravine]

here's why I uploaded this:

[prime rampart]

I Just like Turf more

[noble patio]

splatoon is still fun either way

[thin wedge]

splatoon is never fun

[still reef]

only if u let it be

[stone cove]

Depends

If the matchmaking gods aren’t total a-holes yes

[noble patio]

Ok fair

[noble patio]

Ok fairer

[dire sun]

Splatoon

[noble patio]

True

[noble patio]

Starting to learn how the splatoon save works

Got a save file i edited with my tool loading in game so

Now the excruciating part, just implementing everything

[pastel chasm]

Savemii restore

[noble patio]

🤷‍♂️

[glad ridge]

Save me

[noble patio]

Save us

[pastel chasm]

save the queen

[stray gulch]

KH reference? 👀

/j

[blissful briar]

? dont understand but ok

[dire sun]

Splatoon no fun cookie run best fun

[noble patio]

scary

[dire sun]

I am being traumatized by this matchmaking why do I get a comm error every fucking time i join

[inner shard]

It does seem like there have been more comm errors in the past few days

[leaden lantern]

possible hacking?

[dire sun]

No it is probs a server related issue

As any matchmaking issue would be related to

Also does anyone wanna gayme

[dire sun]

@red haven Hello baby

[mellow ravine]

ayo???

[dire sun]

Is friend better

Also expertgem please join turf

One more slot

[mellow ravine]

my console isn't even powered on?

it'll be 3 minutes before I could actually try to join

[dire sun]

I just want to play more matches 😭

Need money and xp

WITHOUT editing.

Nevermind somebody joined

[mellow ravine]

also...

[dire sun]

pee2pee

[mellow ravine]

the reason I uploaded the video had nothing to do with peer-to-peer

[frigid ridge]

Actual result: the whole team will focus on you

AND ALSO

[dire sun]

Okay

[frigid ridge]

Remember kids:

Octos got fame!!
If you try to beat us,
we will win the game!!```

[dire sun]

It felt like you wanted to say smth about it..

[dire sun]

Inklings are lame
Octos got fame
HARMONY ATE THE GAME

[mellow ravine]

welp, it looks like splatoon1enjoyer himself(?) found out about this.

[dire sun]

Wait u get a notif for it???

[dire sun]

I'm an atomic bomb!

[whole crow]

silverlight has auto update

[mellow ravine]

I honestly thought that looked like a bomb

[frigid ridge]

WAIT

WA WA WA WAIT

[mellow ravine]

anyhow, pretty funny how this happened during a match, eh?

[frigid ridge]

Do you have Splatoon expansion too?

[mellow ravine]

it also started before the notif was even sent out, but I guess that's to be expected

[whole crow]

does the new update have a download issue

[mellow ravine]

I do, just I don't really use it at this time

[mellow ravine]

it does not.

it just decided it was gonna update during a match, is all.

[whole crow]

so did it download automatically successfully

[mellow ravine]

correct.

just at an unusual time

[whole crow]

i could make it delay update notif until match ends maybe

[frigid ridge]

What's new??? Btw add a "see octolings" thing on next update pleaseeeee

[whole crow]

backend update mostly

[mellow ravine]

meh, it's not really that distracting, otherwise this feature would be nice

[whole crow]

sdl is working on a new service and this update is mainly a preparation for that to collect some match data

[mellow ravine]

yeah, I saw that...

welp, looks like I'm selling my soul to SDL Foundation...

[whole crow]

me when a sdl silverlight user is playing sdl splatoon expansion with new sdl service

[frigid ridge]

Coming soon... (Next week, 8 people, private match)

[leaden lantern]

splatfest???????????

[mellow ravine]

unless Splatfestival is running a public test or something...

oh. that makes sense

[whole crow]

does pretendo ban people if you attempt to do public fest matchmaking

[leaden lantern]

i will sell all 10 of my toes to see splatfests in splatoon 1

[dire sun]

Oh my

[mellow ravine]

pretty sure?

[leaden lantern]

dont skull react me

[frigid ridge]

Custom splatfest on private match, anyone will be able to vote, however only 8 people will classify into the match

[whole crow]

i could theoretically trick their servers by changing a certain matchmaking parameter which changes the server side mode

that might bypass ban

[mellow ravine]

now if Pretendo themselves agreed to do a server-wide Fest...

[mellow ravine]

or perhaps change the server ID? don't really know how it all works

[whole crow]

well im planning to add challenges to silverlight similar to splatoon 3 which is the closest you will get to special events for now

[frigid ridge]

The matchmaking is "broken"... Idk how does it get broken because mirror matches DON'T happen in splatoon 1

[mellow ravine]

like with Wiimmfi. you can choose different regions (https://wiimmfi.de/region/stat)

[mellow ravine]

yeah, very true.

we don't want a repeat of Rainy Day vs. Rainy Night

[whole crow]

splatoon actually had regional matchmaking but only for splatfests

[frigid ridge]

What happened there

[mellow ravine]

basically what you just said:

The matchmaking is "broken"... Idk how does it get broken because mirror matches DON'T happen in splatoon 1

[whole crow]

basically the only regional matchmaking splatoon 1 ever had was, they would separate jps from other people in certain splatfests

[mellow ravine]

it was next to impossible to match up

[whole crow]

there is a boss parameter specifically for regional matchmaking in fests

[frigid ridge]

Oh... Maybe it was because there was almost no one?

[dire sun]

I hate my internet

[mellow ravine]

especially since we didn't do things like Splatfestival (you could only join when instructed)

i.e. Team Alpha, join!
after that team has its four players, Team Bravo would be instructed to join, then the match would commence.

[whole crow]

this game barely even gets any players in general anymore, let alone fests

[frigid ridge]

Splatfestival was weird. You had to install too many things just to play some matches

[whole crow]

you only had to install their codeloader thing on wii u

[mellow ravine]

yeah. they are currently working on simplyfing things though (Aroma plugin?)

[whole crow]

but i heard it was coded pretty shit because it would crash people constantly

[mellow ravine]

but it also required the use of Tiramisu

there wasn't an Aroma version as far as I know

?

[leaden lantern]

wait wrong server

[frigid ridge]

There's actually already one for that! Someone made their own server for splatfests. Idk If I should send the link tho.
I already tried it and... It works!!! And anyone can join whenever thei want

[mellow ravine]

I see.

[whole crow]

can you dm me the link

[frigid ridge]

I have a video

Wait

[dire sun]

Splatfestival?

[frigid ridge]

No

[dire sun]

Nevermind read more of the discussion

[frigid ridge]

I CAN'T FUCKING FIND ITTTTTT 😭😭😭😭

[dire sun]

Join turf

1 more

Kallie

[frigid ridge]

Can't join I'm not homeee

[dire sun]

I dcd anyways

Yay!

[mellow ravine]

oh my word that looks awful on Discord

[leaden lantern]

how it feels for the past hour

me:

[frigid ridge]

Pretendo need to fix that 😭😭😭

[mellow ravine]

on the right is Discord

on the left is what it should look like

[whole crow]

the new splatoon server update is 🔥

[dire sun]

Signing in to nintendo network...

[dire sun]

This is what the world has become

[frigid ridge]

Europe users when the time rotation of 4h got replaced with a 2h one: (We couldn't even see the news, and some people couldn't even enter the game)

[dire sun]

Pretendo should update splatoon and also add splatfests

[whole crow]

me when i revert the rotation back to 4h in silverlight:

[buoyant olive]

i do that too

[frigid ridge]

They got many work to do (please do splatfests)

[whole crow]

when you dont see the news its because callie and marie are taking a coffee break

[dire sun]

Sent them 10000$ investment for splatfest

[frigid ridge]

Splatfest

[dire sun]

Hope that's enough

[frigid ridge]

lol

[leaden lantern]

how much can a toe sell for ( research purposes

[frigid ridge]

look it up lol

you have google right in front of you

[whole crow]

this will only cover a fraction of the costs of running a matchmaking server for 6 active players

[leaden lantern]

i cant be bothered to switch

[dire sun]

Is that because you are so big you are occupying 8 slots

[frigid ridge]

you can still use google in edge 😭

[leaden lantern]

holy

[whole crow]

you will be part of a mysterious disappearance tomorrow 🥰

[leaden lantern]

60l of blood can get us splatfests

[dire sun]

The following message will contain a lot of hateful comments.

[leaden lantern]

so about 12 (definitely alive) bodies can get us splatfests

[frigid ridge]

Doesn't sound bad, can afford it/j

[whole crow]

what pretendo really needs is an infinite budget from microsoft so that they finally implement squad matchmaking

[frigid ridge]

Splatoon 2 and 3 octolings got a very bad downgrade compared to Splatoon 1 octolings.

TF YOU MEAN SPLAT 2 OCTOS GOT DOWNGRADE 😭

[frigid ridge]

Squad doesn't work? 😭😭😭😭😭 B-BUT I THOUGHT IT.... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[leaden lantern]

if everyone donates blood

[frigid ridge]

Look at Splatoon 1 octos. They are way MORE sassy with their messy tentacles.

[whole crow]

https://tenor.com/view/it-never-has-bustle-relocated-never-was-not-happening-gif-19045052

fucking embed fail

[dire sun]

No gifs allowed.

[frigid ridge]

s2 octos are still sassy 😭

[whole crow]

why is this server 1984 again

[dire sun]

Nevermind.

[frigid ridge]

Yeah but still not as sassy as Splatoon 1. They also made the hair look a little bit bad

[whole crow]

me when octo racism:

im so glad that splatoon 1 doesnt have playable octos 🥰

[whole crow]

ok how the fuck did it work for u

[leaden lantern]

what is team rainy night

[dire sun]

Team not rainy day

[pastel chasm]

Splatfest

[leaden lantern]

me and the bois going for a splatfest:

[whole crow]

anyone remember the console fest

[leaden lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-chaos-insurgency-scp-scpsl-scp-foundation-gif-4895700020996244098

[whole crow]

only ogs remember 2022 pretendo console fest

[whole crow]

here u go sir

[pastel chasm]

Real ( I was there spiritually voting for handhelds)

[dire sun]

A communication error has occured! Please try again in 2025

[leaden lantern]

You sir, have just got yourself a job

your job: clean up a concrete statues shiBse

[whole crow]

u literally got sentenced to death by viewing that image

[pastel chasm]

It does you have to go on Splathex

[whole crow]

lol

[dire sun]

He wants to be ugly in peace

[whole crow]

they patched octos in 2.7.0 so u can only use them with a patch

[frigid ridge]

yall the fucking servers are dead 😭

[frigid ridge]

It does

[whole crow]

read above

[frigid ridge]

Ohhhhh

[whole crow]

normally it doesnt, they got scrapped you can use them but only with a patch

[dire sun]

We should do splatoon 1 octo expansion

This time callie and marie are the final bosses and we have to kill all inklings to survive

[frigid ridge]

Anyways...

Octos got fame!
If you try to beat us,
we will win the game!
Lame, lame
Cry away!
Try to beat us another day!!``` 

*Starts a racial war*

[frigid ridge]

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA

And the idols could be half inklings half octolings

[noble patio]

😭

[noble patio]

I will speak on the behalf of inklings

When i say

nuh uh

[noble patio]

or cuttlefish gets out of retirement for the final boss and uses the bambozzeler and you have to win

Inner Agent 3 fight moment

[stone cove]

I agree

[frigid ridge]

Or maybe you have to defeat agent 3, agent 4 and Marie and Callie as bosses and then the final boss is captain cuttlefish on DJ Octavio's machine (he clearly stole it)

[noble patio]

Oooooooo

[noble patio]

[sand magnet]

Well Pretendo is down 😭

102-2522

[carmine ginkgo]

102-2522 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[frigid ridge]

You know what, I'm actually going to make a story about it.
And I also thought of something, maybe if someone replaced the characters and bosses to be controlled by inklings and the idols, just like in splatoon 3 (the idols control the boss machines) maybe it could be done easily

But I don't know how to do that so I'll just make a random story line

[dire sun]

But it is the s3 dead cuttlefish

[pastel chasm]

Do you guys remember the splatfest race war

[stone cove]

Anyone Playing S3 rn? Since Pretendo dead rn (NSO, lan-play, RyuLDN don't care)

[frigid ridge]

Yes and guess what, I'm doing it again. (On private matches, next week)
I even made poems for the teams.
Octos:

Octos got fame!
If you try to beat us,
we will win the game!
Lame, lame
Cry away!
Try to beat us another day!```

Inklings:

```Go underground,
y'all don't deserve whatcha got around.
Cry, cry
but we won't hear!
We will kick your buts...
Get out of here!!!```

[glad ridge]

Yes they live here now

[blissful briar]

In that case I'd say it's probably only a problem if it affects performance significantly

[blissful briar]

Lmao

[languid tundra]

Anyone for splatoon?

[still reef]

u doomed us all

[noble patio]

despair

[pastel chasm]

Team past

[noble patio]

[frigid ridge]

b u m p

[raven fable]

booyah

[frigid ridge]

nice!

[leaden lantern]

110-0502

I just got that

Or sumin like that

118-0502

[carmine ginkgo]

118-0502 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[stone cove]

That's a peer-to-peer error

Just try again

[leaden lantern]

Thanks

[stone cove]

Nothing can be done about it

[leaden lantern]

Anyone wanna play?

Anyone wanna play?

[simple ingot]

oops u didnt saw that

[leaden lantern]

Whaddi s3e

Am I the only one on Europe servers rn?

[noble patio]

obviously

they should all be combined iirc

[leaden lantern]

@noble patio what's your id

[noble patio]

like my pnid?

[leaden lantern]

Yes

[noble patio]

c-bass

[leaden lantern]

Ok

[blissful briar]

a

[dire sun]

Im a kid im a squid

[simple ingot]

Hello fellow Splatoon players! Today I will be hosting a 6 player game tonight, it will be 1 hacker vs 4 pro player, one will be for the recording of the game if they have the gear of course.

⚠IMPORTANT⚠: IT WILL ONLY BE IN PRIVATE MATCHES!!!

The following will be used:

• The Tiramisu environment
• Nimble for Tiramisu (thanks internet archive)
• TCP Gecko
• JGecko U
• Java for PC

I will provide everything needed contained in a .zip file including TCP Gecko in the Tiramisu environment

Why do you need to download these things, you may ask. Well it’s because there will be 6 rounds with 6 different hackers so that’s why!

The hosting will happen at 9pm UTC+1 (French time)

The PNID is: im_.jesse

PS: Read the README file in the .zip since a lot of important stuff is inside of it!

[glad ridge]

I wish I could join but i don’t have my Wii modded yet

[simple ingot]

React+add me if you wanna join, I'll make a group or server to talk in it

[simple ingot]

Wii U*

[glad ridge]

I know it’s for Wii U

[mellow ravine]

I could join and record. since I have Silverlight I have a feature that prevents my player from taking damage

[simple ingot]

Sorry, was gonna correct u :(

[mellow ravine]

in fact we should make a matchmaking thread just got this

[simple ingot]

Okay well I'm gonna put you as a view person in game okej? Add me I'll make a server rn

[mellow ravine]

but first we need to know the time (which I know would be sometime in the evening, but your evening could be my morning)

[simple ingot]

what time are you in?

[mellow ravine]

as in? if there are 6 players, 1 hacker and 4 pro players, then where would the recorder be?

[mellow ravine]

EST

so 10:38 AM where I am

[simple ingot]

ooh shucks

I'm at UTC+1

French time

(aka Baguette time)

[mellow ravine]

so just a few hours?

[simple ingot]

well 6 hours difference...

it's 4:40pm rn

[mellow ravine]

oh yeah.

3PM is when we'd start

[simple ingot]

Yeah...

[mellow ravine]

I could probably be available then

[simple ingot]

Okay well i'm gonna do a copy annd paste of my message and include the server hosting

[mellow ravine]

nonetheless I can go ahead and make that matchmaking thread for you?

[glad ridge]

[mellow ravine]

of course it might be better off to wait until an hour before

[simple ingot]

well to discuss and all-

(Mods if you're seeing this I don't mind y'all joining and being a spectator)

[mellow ravine]

I'd rather use the Pretendo server for matchmaking chat though

anyhow.

[simple ingot]

Okay got it

[mellow ravine]

if I end up being asked to use cheats, I have Silverlight which has many of the cheats that JGecko would be able to trigger

and Silverlight works on Aroma

unlike TCPGecko/JGecko

[simple ingot]

Yeah

[simple ingot]

Sob I took sm time making the Read me file

[simple ingot]

Okay well do you have the hacks required?

[mellow ravine]

which include?

[simple ingot]

In the read me file but i'm gonna make a copy and paste

• Speedhax
• Swim in Ink anywhere
• Fast respawn
• Disabled Drowning
• Fast super jump (for the Woomy Teleportation hack (i am fr this hack exists))
• Infinite Ink
• Any weapon rapidfire (charger, shooter/blaster, ect...)
• Sub-weapon rapidfire (Burst or Splash bombs only)
• Special always charged
• Team changer (ONLY ENABLE THAT ONE INSIDE OF THE MATCH!! IT CAN CRASH YOUR GAME EASILY!!!)

[sand magnet]

I would join but i don't really have a pc that would work with TCP gecko. I mean i have silverlight but you said the cheats need to be from TCP gecko so I cant join

[mellow ravine]

many of these I do not have... I do have TCPGecko already though

so I could still join.

[simple ingot]

Do you have something that can run JGecko U (.jar file) and put TCPGecko on your SD Card?

[simple ingot]

Great!

[sand magnet]

Most likely not as I assume a chromebook can't run that

[simple ingot]

Ohhh... That... I don't know...

[mellow ravine]

these passcodes are useless by the way

[simple ingot]

Eh better safe then sorry

[mellow ravine]

anyone can join a room by entering any password

[simple ingot]

OH

Then forget about the code lol

[glad ridge]

Really 😭

[simple ingot]

Btw y'all if you have any friends interested in this please make them join I don't wanna have like 2 people to do this 😭

[glad ridge]

Most of my other friends play 3 so no point in asking

[simple ingot]

Shucks

[sand magnet]

I love solo pb's

[simple ingot]

Same but things like what I'm hosting right now is also kinda fun

[sand magnet]

You can join my pb if you want

[glad ridge]

Right now?

[sand magnet]

Yeah

[glad ridge]

Okay

Joining

Lags my game

Nice

[sand magnet]

Yeah I expected that

[dire sun]

Gotohell

ONE MORE PERSON IN RANKED PLEAS

[glad ridge]

Yes

[dire sun]

Lobby died

2 more

1

thank god

[sand magnet]

Ok something disabled motion controls hold on

Fixed it

[dire sun]

My teammates were a MESS

Anyways one more pers again

[glad ridge]

Oh

[sand magnet]

I might move to normal turf war

[glad ridge]

Okay

[dire sun]

We need like only one person

Again

Cuz someone left

[sand magnet]

After I restart my wii u because it crashed

[dire sun]

Back in my days we weren't so worried that no one would join our lobby..

[dire sun]

U have 130 sec

Full

Woo hoo

I wish that charger a lot of things.

[noble patio]

working on a top secret project right now

so top secret not even sdl knows abt it

[sand magnet]

What is the project?

[noble patio]

top secret

for sploon

[dire sun]

Oh

My

God

If I get that teammate that goes 1 10 again I will scream

So loud that it will break their ears and internet

[noble patio]

i'll join and be that teammate

[dire sun]

BOO

[sand magnet]

And that is the reason i don't play ranked

[dire sun]

Me if that happens again

[pastel chasm]

How likely are the chances of squid party in splatoon 1

[sand magnet]

As high as 102-2812

[carmine ginkgo]

102-2812 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[dire sun]

I am going straightohell

This is so traumatizing

One more pers!!

[leaden lantern]

On a scale from 1 to 10, my friend, you're fucked

In lack of other words, I'd say you're fucked

You are, as they say in Japanese, fucked from the head down to the knees

I am sorry to inform you, you are fundamentally fucked

[dire sun]

On a scale from 1 to 10 i would jump from 10

[glad ridge]

90?

[simple ingot]

Yeah nobody's gonna come so I'm cancelling 😭

[analog vortex]

It might help if it was scheduled later?

[glad ridge]

Yeah

[simple ingot]

Wdym

[glad ridge]

If you put it in a another time

[full onyx]

Wait is there a app that can take videos on Wii U like a game
Clip?

[sand magnet]

No, but there is screenshot plugin for screenshots

[simple ingot]

It's already at 9pm in my timezone

[mellow ravine]

or 102-2883

[simple ingot]

Yeah I'm just gonna cancel it...

[mellow ravine]

very well.

[simple ingot]

CANCELLED.

[simple ingot]

Yeah sorry :(

[dire sun]

I am calling a psychiatrist this is too traumatizing

[glad ridge]

[mellow ravine]

I'm surprised most people aren't getting "communications error" instead

maybe in Europe it's "communication error", which is how it usually is here as well

but for whatever reason Someone 1 says "communications error" in the US.

[dire sun]

One more pers in turf

Please

[mellow ravine]

very well. I might could do Hacker vs. Hacker - Silverlight edition

in fact...

https://discord.com/channels/408718485913468928/1307429805054099547

[dire sun]

Disconnected at 0 sec woo hoo

[frigid ridge]

[noble patio]

toon

[full onyx]

Good job team

[sand magnet]

I forgot what daytime looked like in Splatoon lol

[mellow ravine]

VICTORY!

[sand magnet]

My team was winning until 118-0551 hit

[noble patio]

Always blaming it on the errors bruh

Just get better

[frigid ridge]

Anyone want to play?

[lone bay]

hi

[noble patio]

hello

[errant ore]

The absolute feeling of power when you somehow manage to get three kills at once cannot be topped

[blissful briar]

Wait WHAT

[sand magnet]

Yeah. Passwords don't work on Pretendo yet, so any password will let you join a password protected match

[blissful briar]

There is another

[blissful briar]

Pff nice lol

I thought it'd be checked with p2p

[glad ridge]

Seen this image for the 30th time now

[blissful briar]

It's just that good

(Why can't I search in this channel)

I've sent it.. I think this is the second time here, but we share more servers XD

[glad ridge]

It’s to good how did you manage to get 20 kills

[glad ridge]

Yeah that’s probably why

[errant ore]

Oh lord, anytime I see that after my first match of Turf War, I know I'm in for hell lol

[blissful briar]

Well Idk but I could speculate a little

• Opposite team wasn't very good
• I was
• Hmm, maybe mostly that
• But also, the splash on our team was actually a dc so that's one less teammate who can also get kills
• It unfortunately was not recorded 😭, and I don't remember much, but I'm pretty sure I heavily spawncamped them lol

[glad ridge]

Nice

I don’t think I can manage to do that

[sand magnet]

I can manage 20 kills easily with cheats

[glad ridge]

Aimbot

[blissful briar]

Yet? One day my man >:)

[sand magnet]

And rapid fire

Hacker's rainmaker is funny

[glad ridge]

It was

lol

It kinda was lagging my game probably because the slosher and rainmaker shots were fired at the same time

[blissful briar]

Guys this was basically me that match frfr

[sand magnet]

It was all rainmaker

[glad ridge]

In my pov it wasn’t

[sand magnet]

Besides when I didn't have it, which was slosher shots and burst bombs

[glad ridge]

99 splats

[blissful briar]

Yep, it ended up capping the splat counter lol

Given you're saying the exact number you've probably seen me say it in, once again, another server lol

[glad ridge]

Nah I just know it caps at 99

[raven fable]

what the fuck 😭😭😭😭

[blissful briar]

Ah lol nice

[blissful briar]

Uh yeah

[raven fable]

y'all playing

right

[blissful briar]

I was on vanilla btw

[raven fable]

i'm bored i need to waste my free time 😭😭😭

[blissful briar]

Well I ain't playing.. I still ain't even on pretendo yet 🥲

[raven fable]

i'm gonna mod Splatoon out of boredom then

god 60 fps dojo is so

amazing

i'm so glad i made it

https://tenor.com/view/pullmypiercing-stan-twitter-dancing-umm-looks-gif-27467441

[glad ridge]

Waste it on splatoon or in here

[raven fable]

exactlyu what i'm doing

[glad ridge]

Both at the same time

[leaden lantern]

Anyone wanna play

[frigid ridge]

Hi guys! I just finished the tutorial and it is my first time playing online. I already have pretendo configured and working on Mario kart. When I try to enter online on splatoon, nothing happens. Is there a tutorial I am missing?
Thank you!

[leaden lantern]

No idea, once you have it set up.once you should be good to go

[frigid ridge]

So, I just have to go to the lobby?

What should I answer to this question?

If I say no, I get sent back to the previous screen

press recieve...

why wouldnt you press recieve

If I say Yes, I get the following error:

delete shared save data

SHARED save data

not your user save data

delete SHARED save data

not your user save data

Same result...

104-2210

open a support thread

this is the matchmaking thread

Thank you!

[dire sun]

How my teammates should play the match

[thin wedge]

this mahi person keeps throwing my matches😤

[dire sun]

At least I am not drowning myself every 2 seconds

Join ranked please 😘

[dire sun]

This is quite a big reason for why to join

[whole crow]

Rainmaker

[dire sun]

Kingmaker

And also on the 2 best maps

People are srsly choosing turf with this rotation i can't

[dire sun]

One more pers in turf

[frigid ridge]

WHAT THE HELL

[pastel chasm]

Splatoon reference

[frigid ridge]

One more on turf war

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[red haven]

blurp

[dire sun]

Guys join turf and you get a candy

Slay

[dire sun]

NOW or NEVER!

[pastel chasm]

w or never

[dire sun]

No

[pastel chasm]

w or never

[dire sun]

No

[pastel chasm]

Busy

[dire sun]

When I joib half of the lobby dcs what is this madness

[glad ridge]

Yes

[pastel chasm]

Try nohash you probably have mods installed idk

[stone cove]

NoHash only helps if you dc because you have a mod that edits static.pack

[dire sun]

I have it already and it was happening while matchmaking

Probably a pretendo bug

[full onyx]

If anyone plays with Cooperrtf that’s me

[worldly echo]

Who wants to play a pb with me

[frigid ridge]

Anyone to private match or do public battle

[noble patio]

[glad ridge]

[sand magnet]

Squid

[glad ridge]

Kid

[pastel chasm]

Squid

[frigid ridge]

Kid

[gleaming coyote]

||Squid||

[stone cove]

Kid

[grave relic]

Squid

[astral ferry]

Both
-# sry for killing the chain, ignore this message

[blissful briar]

squib

[raven fable]

kib

[noble patio]

squib

[stone cove]

[pastel chasm]

Splat2&3: Lets be on the Switch and not tell Splat1

[sand magnet]

Splat 2 already has a discontinued service

[frigid ridge]

It got it's last update las year 2023 (It was made to solve some weird glitch on amiibo gear)

[inner shard]

Rotations list has run out again. For the time being, we’re stuck on tower control at urchin underpass and moray towers, and turf war is stuck on blackbelly and kelp

[dire sun]

Splat

[mossy musk]

Are there issues right now with splatoon? Since the maps havent rotated yet

[sand magnet]

They probably ran out of rotations, causing them to get stuck

[mossy musk]

Well that makes sense i guess

[mossy musk]

Yh its stuck

[stone cove]

Oatmealdome has already provided updated rotations, Jon hasn't uploaded them yet.

[mossy musk]

Oh okay

[mellow ravine]

just means now is the time to build up your Vibe score!

[uneven trench]

Rotations error?

[mossy musk]

Its fixed now

https://splatoon.oatmealdome.me/one/pretendo/versus

[inner shard]

I was wondering why in the middle of my kelp and blackbelly turf war set walleye warehouse suddenly appeared

[lone bay]

Hi

[noble patio]

Hello

[lone bay]

Wanna play

[glad ridge]

[noble patio]

[noble patio]

Dang

[blissful briar]

You did get news first, though, right?

[blissful briar]

The online lounge? Can someone tell me how that was lol

[frigid ridge]

making posts was also discontinued now the plaza is empty

[blissful briar]

Oh true

Happy I was actually still there for that though

I still got to experience them in s2, instead of it being "this existed at some point"

[raven fable]

squid

[stone cove]

Suprised me that they atleast didn't switch to facebook since that integration still exist

Or switched to their in house solution like with s3 but ig it's worth it for Nintendo to do this splatoon 2

[whole crow]

its snowing!

[frigid ridge]

Is that snow

[inner shard]

No, if you continue to rejoin the stages will just change on you automatically

[blissful briar]

Guys.

Do you realize what this means.

Hybrid 4/2 hour rotations.

We need it

[blissful briar]

a

Oh wow wait

That was like 4 hours

[still reef]

Sl*bread keeps disconnecting

[clear kestrel]

some ppl join ranked

4 spots left

[still reef]

They keep doing it

[sand magnet]

Sorry. I was trying to find a hacker

And it wasn't letting me join their room

[still reef]

oh

i got video evidence

[glad ridge]

[inner shard]

In retrospect, I realized I’ve had it happen both ways, the stage just changes on me, and I’ve been bumped out to get the news

[grave relic]

ranked is so fun

[pastel chasm]

Omg you won

[grave relic]

no i didn't 😭

[pastel chasm]

No yes you did

[grave relic]

shoutout to these teammates, carried the whole game 🙏

[glad ridge]

Video stays still

[glad ridge]

[noble patio]

Ok its not just me

😭

I was so confused why it was doing that

[noble patio]

I can’t see the forwarded sorry 😭

[glad ridge]

I can

[glad ridge]

Yeah lol it’s both the videos he sent

[mellow ravine]

I guess you can't see forwarded posts if you don't have access??

good to know.

okay.

here it is.

[glad ridge]

I don’t have access and I can still see it

[noble patio]

Well i cant because im still on an old ver of discord

[mellow ravine]

oh.

[noble patio]

I want my free 25mb 😡

[glad ridge]

Proof

[mellow ravine]

on this server it's actually 100MB

thanks to server boosting

[noble patio]

Do the small text thing

With the dash and the hashtag

[noble patio]

Whoaa

[glad ridge]

I forgot how to do it

[noble patio]

-# i think

[glad ridge]

-# nope

[glad ridge]

Oh

[mellow ravine]

oh yeah, remember that SCR1PT3D player from earlier?

they're banned.

102-2814

[carmine ginkgo]

102-2814 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[mellow ravine]

really.

[glad ridge]

Fastest ban

[mellow ravine]

I've seen faster.

[mellow ravine]

they also accepted this friend request:

[mellow ravine]

anyhow, I also modified the 118-0502 message, but I haven't been able to test it yet

once it displays I'll send it in #offtopic

[sand magnet]

2 games is crazy

[glad ridge]

[pastel chasm]

For some funny reason your videos dont load on my phone properly but load properly on my laptop

[astral ferry]

Hmm...
215.24, or older?
I am on 215.24 with same issues
Buut I have old UI