#Splatoon
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just waiting for the servers to be fixed...
and why does OBS keep desyncing audio.
come to me bread
a lil too op
is it a bad idea to join you're pb with sore muscles from work?
yes
play the mod
aren't they fixed already?
it aint working
I keep getting 118-0502, so no.
join expert
neat!
dont crash 💀
actually let me test
I am going to use a different weapon (one that has burst bombs
do flunder again
and no clip into the wall with the little blue people inside
i want to chill there
idk how to no clip
I can probably just fly there
cant you just fly theu the wall
You will run out of time
yes but i think its broken
bread ill show you where unless you already know
200s
i'll see
but yeah quarky already said 118-0502 are related to too few players available
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Ye when I was queuing for ranked today I got loads of 118 errors after searching for 20+ seconds
fireworks yay
hey lemme chill in my litte spot😭
4000 POINTS OH MY GOD
I love this map
no clip into that litte spot in the middle pleaseee
sadge
so i can chill @gilded cove
let the timer run out
did you guys close the pb?
you automatically get ready
oh
friends is bugging again
great
*cemu disconntected from the friends service to be specific
actually it isn't showing up
wtf
it genuinly took friedns list a minute to figure you are online+
bruv
W dc
that was intense
no the lobby got dced
I had to restart the game to prevent a crash
hehe
shit should i download sl now
do it
how long does it take
short is a plugin on game banana
oh lmfao then it easy
aroma
ill do it
Ooh hacker's rainmaker
ok no god mode this round
Alright
god
ok audio issues resolved
r u gonna join
the thing isn't even showing up rn
i'll try again otherwise i will play splatoon 3
Are you friends with either one of us?
isn't @nova zephyr in pb?
No
oh that makes sense then
but i am not down for 1v2 / 2v1
on the other pb it were like 4 people
Ok
bye
Bye
cant tell if im having connection issues or just no one is playing lmao
Would anyone be down to organize a team tournament someday
We would need like at least 6 teams of like 4-5 or even 6 to at least do something a little big
So around like 24 to 36 people
I'm down
We would need AT LEAST 24 to 36 people in teams of like 4 to 6
(5 or 6 per team preferably)
Same, but I tried at like 3 AM, which is usually when jp players play a lot but I couldn't join start a game anyways
cause i can get in a turf lobby with like 3 other people and it looks like they leave after like 20 seconds then get comm errored lol
i just wanna play splat 1 :(
same dawg
I WAS 1 PLAYER AWAY FROM STARTING BRUH
Sure
i can’t
Oh I'll check hold on
only if you accept my friend request
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Isn't much more that can be done rn
Maybe on the weekend it improves
I hope 🙏
I don't wanna give nintendo more money for switch online 😭
Yeah 20 bucks for p2p online is kinda just sad but the competition offers are worse especially sony 72€ year for ps plus essential (which is basically base nso) and sony additionally limits how many saves files you can store in cloud.
It's actually insane how ps plus makes nso looks reasonable
in my times it was free.....
So true tho lmfao
I pay a family bundle with 7 other players from my mk8d team (we pay the premium bundle for like 12 canadian dollar each)
Yeah Nintendo and Sony, ms charged for online since the beginning
I wasn't born then lmao
with dedicated servers I'd consider, but p2p 💀
If you want to blame anyone, blame Microsoft for making it a thing
My irl friend got a switch oled recently with online and stuff and we want to do the same thing (paying for a family plan)
Next year when I get my own switch most likely
W mans
This is the best thing to do to save money
https://discord.com/channels/408718485913468928/1301699238471663657 if anyone is interested in a tournament
Glad their product got a red ring of death then
play for fun😎
Yeahh i totally agree, 3 generations into splatoon games and still seeing some crazy lags is just uhhh
I don't have much hope for splatoon 4 changing this but i pray for it anyway
I hope it's not that expensive 🙏 a new switch is gonna leave me without any money lmao
(I spent it on compulsive purchases)
Is it that bad
I only play with extreme lag nowdays lmfao
Never played with minimal lag
Yo hold on possible match starting?????
I uploaded a clip recently from Splatoween
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And do see quite often lag
I even see players in splatoon 1 teleporting due to lag constantly but it's usually very minor due to rhe current playerbase having more likely good internet connections
Oh yeah I've seen that a couple of times
is anyone down to hack in PB for a bit?
oh by the way: #pretendo message
Yippieee
🔥🔥 nice save
What’s your job?
The guy who makes power flow to your outlets
Oh so you’re an electrician
Interesting
I go to the gym 4x a week yet I still never really feel soreness
Wait until you have to use a fat ass drill to make a few hundred holes into a concrete sealing
And because that construction side uses bricks only for isolating the outer walls we have to lay the pipes for the inner walls before the concrete gets poured same goes for sealing too
Hm
Only a little over an hour but I'll do it anyway :)
Tyty
splatoon, anyone?
yes
guys matchmaking works again
Nice
Les go
You dont even KNOW the type of soreness I get 🙄
Imagine the soreness I get from carrying a light backpack across a school building 🙄🙄
SO much more than a little drill into concrete ofc 
when i get to it i'll send you how massive that drill is
30mm holes
to push some 25mm pipes through them
Nahh 😭 thats crazy
REAL 🗣️
in my final german exam i wrote a 15 page essay lmao
This slobo guy plays like S2 junior
I don’t think they have used their weapon in the last 10 matches just seaker
we need 1 person
well i got into a full lobby instantly
got a dc on my team thanks splatoon
IT COST ME 10 POINT?=!?=!=?!=)!=!=))("?=)(320p91qwuer opiqw3zufpdo wqekjrfpoqe2w3lc vr#ü
FUCK OFF
✨ splathex✨
Yep
Averesge S1 experience
Hello
i sure do love splatoon 1!
usually you loose 1p when a dc is on you're team
@blazing thunder so this kinda confuses me
lol
Depending on your rank it varies
I don’t know if it was always the case or if this is a pretendo thing
that's splatoon for ya
its becomes a curse when you do it when your winning
i haven't got hit with that curse yet, unless it doesn't apply when u squid bag them after they did it first
nah its justified if thats the case
i hate this game, fuck you don't play if you throw
anyone who throws during a ranked match i hope you end up in the worst parts of hell
this games matchmaking really just hates me
What rank are you
C+
Unfortunately dc loses can be very volatile depending on rank
again it shouldn't be more then 1p if someone Disconnects from my team
atleast it was like that until now
Nah it can be more I think I’ve lost 7 before but 10 is outrageous
Are you trying to climb in rank or just have fun
i just lost 18 and had thrower on my team
both
it's just having every time a host dc, thrower or player rage quit/dc on my team is just frustrating
I experienced it a tiny bit before the end of Nintendo servers
Jeez
it's kinger, he's shit
I was gonna say I recognise them
this is the reason i don't play ranked often
hes in my lobby i am considering dcing rn
u played w that dude?
yeah
We should gather a group of people to pb
before the game starts
he's trash
No stakes and people don’t throw cause they are annoyed
that guy did
SL<star>Palo
he threw when we were about too loose then came back for second after i managed to push the damn thing back
and then threw again after it back to what it was
might as well report him
he is in my lobby

@orchid vault it’s thr goat palo
I’ve seen them be com0ete shit but I don’t think I’ve seen them rage quit
Why is it that my signals only work when silverlight is on?
Cr_pika joined
fuck
whos this
you already know
🤫 👉 :🤐
bruh
how do i play online with silverlight
u play like u always do normally
vc?
already w a friend rn
@steady burrow
i didnt dc
i recorded
my gamepad ran out of battery hehe
join vc
2x?
sorry
no
they do ban waves every month
I thought it was more often than that?
Bro
Has trix been reported yet
iirc every month
haven't noticed anything unusual about both
what does trix do
You said that name like they are a hacker
trix is not a hacker
nah im just saying who is in my lobby
they're a good player
Ok 👍
it's fine
btw i only use starlight for removing the battle music and putting my own
rapid blaster players are genuinely the most fatherless people ever
lol
and i wonder
Also he stood in base for over a minute btw
@night mist gg ur good
but fatherless
still good tho
but the lack of a father figure... is definitely showing
jokes aside hopefully i can getcha next one
who were you
rise
i fed badly
nice
was not my game to win
1v1 😭
nah unc
nah im saying this is a 1v1
pretty much
both our teams fighting eachother
Anyone knows a good mod to change ink colors?
Uhh please dont report me 🙏
Yeah after that i am never playing tower control again
nice one @night mist
your hydra actually is clueless
the hydra blud
Good one
he let me run in too much
do you play comp @night mist
yes
yikes, s1 comp or just s3
s1
ayo
s3 is terrible
i saw u are friends with luci
luci is good
yes
tuff
you want to call?
nah not rly
True
make soloq entertaining
kinda
No
games dogshit tho
I swear i didn't want to go AFK
I played slayer bp
guys
is bread Womp Womp
join the tournament server!!!!
Was hard to find mechanically skilled players
was fun when we ran the gauntlet back on like a tournament
Join the server in my about me for the tourney mamamama
me and uhm ok fr carrying
All good what happened tho
Just curious
nah dw unc it is not that serious
No i am SL⭐?Bread?
i think ive seen you play
I can only play every Wednesday and every other weekend
So doubt I can play it
Gamepad died :/
its alr we will plan something out its not that serious
still dont remember
unfortunato
Battery is so bad I can’t not play wireless
whos TON
timmy
absolutely brilliant name but is a timmy
definitely a person called timothy
TON lays mad pipe for sure
he can bench press 100 kilos
Plays whilst giving insane back shots
he can do 90 degree pushups one handed
TON 😍😍😍😍😍😍
why can i not send a screenshot
cuz this server is racist
i just made an autograph
we need a gc with the top dogs of here
so am i your point being?
i hate this server
i am confusion
W mans we twins
kevincucc
I hate this server too
kevincucc
kevincucc
havent met him in a long time
but join the tournament server its gonna be fun
its not serious at all, its just to gather all the splatoon players
^
or imma go to rank and throw yall games😈
This map is so ass for H3
ok tho i got some nice shots on you and uhm ok tho
yo sun tzu are u tangerine h3
i am tangerine h3
my goat
relreel follows me for some reason
we made everyone quit
i have no idea why
uncs wanted no more
guys why are yall bullying people in ranked
It’s for a worthy cause
for the insanity
For the women
cuz this is a champions league night
we should play pb!!!
my girl wants to see me play s1
i saw that squidbag doe
My girl wants to see me
very unsportsman like
It’s been 8 years but on the S1 grind
i be honest i do not actually tbag
i was laughing my ass off after that
i wanted to get out of the ink lmao
all mechs no brain
dawg i never wanna see u think then
having to use 100% of my brainpower here
tho tbfh atp i have good reflexes to just do things without thought
currently trying to develop autonomous ultra instinct
damn
gotta be on their best behaviour
im curently freiza
but i want to be ultra instinct vegeta
real
we are cooked
d1 player in the lobby
father lord bless me
we are so cooked
GGS
lol
nvm
fstop
dude was he the one in mid
🔥
😭
"igz melon"
"chocoperro"
"relreel"
nah bruv the only person to reach 6000xp in x rank is fstop
idk what 6000xp is but okay pal
do not compare the GOAT to these low life trash
fstop is KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
s+99 for new gens
a
Ethereal weapon
now those teabags were intentional
i will comeback.
what a fucking match
^
He’s getting the mods on
beuatiful!!!!!!!]
gonna activate haxx
brother has to hack to win 🙏 fstop would never
We are fstop fan boys bro
The way he sharks mid when everyone is hardcore in his base
fstop is the reason im at where i am
Chefs kiss gameplay
ive never seen such immaculate strategies
The intimidation factor
no more playing games.
He felt so bad that u had to go against the titan that is fstop he inted
bro inspired Sun Tzu, Alexander the Great and Napoleon
The fact we lost with fstop is criminal
we actually killed the lobbies
KIMGER
muchas aficcion
THR BATTLE FOR MID
este é para vosotros
SIIIIUUUU
we are providing people with free elo whats the issue
WHAT IS THIS THR PORTUGUESE FOOTBALL LEAGUE
BUNDESLIGAAA
KINGER MARRY ME
SERIE AAAAAAAAAAA
its cr7 siu speech uncultured swine
MI AMOR
we need to kill you
rise join tf
TE AMO
we need one more
1-23 type cook over here!
o tilted
are you o tilted
Someone stole ur spot
yes
guys hes cooking
gonna be on that PKfuzzy 40-0 game
will he better than fstop? no clue
unfortunato
not impressed
JODER
Can u swear I. This chat
frek off
Cause they sensored c o c k
they are w@nkers
That was a test
me when pic perms
truth
ok guys lets have a fun game
true
No
i truly hate how this server is built
I am playing bucket
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Awesome dc
Inshallah map modes change soon
next time revenge will be sought after
ggs guys!
gg
u have insane reads but that's probably expected considering ur skill level
very fun to play against u
likewise
hmu whenever u playing again @night mist
well ill be on later
bet
im just going to afk rn and go eat
dw bet
what a score!
well, i play cs
i just track people
and carry it over into s1
if MnK had gyro i would be on MnK rn
Mario kart?
yeah but u really knew what u were doing
that was really impressive
i play since 2015 and i still can't do stuff like that lol
If so how cause I’m being dumb rn
i ended off crb paint at 470k
i can get the ultra instict read every now and then but that's like insane stuff
comes with time
mouse and keyboard
fairs
Yeah never would I have assumed it’s that
Played to much mkwii to only see mk as Mario kart
sit down, be humble. @blazing thunder
sometimes i see it as mortal kombat
No
True
is that a kendrick reference 🤓
oh you use that cemu fork
nah i play switch pro controller
i prefer gamepad but I can't play with it
and my wii u lags during weapon menu anyway
Oh shit pro con would be soo nice
yeah i do too with pro controller
Game pad feels so shit
and i still suck lol
i need to get used to it
potentially
my hands are too big
Pro con is the controller I’ve used the second most
mines ps3
I have used gcn the most despite only playing one game with it
if ps3 had gyro holy id be on it rn
ps3 is tiny for my hands but for some reason it feels better than the ProC
i was elected chancellor in 1933
LOL
nein
pretty sure we can banned for such jokes
i don't fell it, i fell the urge to doxx them
this the 4th match in row i got a thrower btw
this server bans too many words.
do it or you are the way you name a female cat
Turfy war
diddy party
...if i had the sdl pid grabber
🥵
ranked dead
Huh
We would need 4 other to do a 4v4 scrim
tried 6 times finding a lobby
When
Random maps splat zone
Rn
we need 1 more
i am down
Join the server in my about me
I can
get 2 more
1 more for a 4v4 rn
guys is that enough run speed up for a zimi?
Let's not.... make those references
More not iron
And inting is bannable
Need +1 for a 4v4 zone scrim
plus run speed up on a zimi is a totally valid strat btw
1984
splatoon, anyone?
what?
Sorry i dont understand the context too
Intentionally throwing the game is a bannable offense
Does this include if your gamepad dies?
now i understand what u mean by that( thought throwing your cartridge 😂)
lol
sry
Its fine
Oh man i thought you mean something completely diffrent
Just wantnto know whats bannable so i know what to 100% not do at all
Anything that ruins the online experience
cheating, trolling, inting
splatoon is a team game, if your teammates lose on purpose you can report them
But i also was thinking of a completely different game lol
Sorry didn't see that. My glasses broke 😦
I mean if it happen to be controller battery died that's unfortunate
That what was it in Palos case
Inters usually still move the character
You can clearly notice they are doing it on purpose
I've seen some never move
Just join don't move and get time out
I just usually notice it at the end
That's clearly intentional
Pick two weapons that usually don't get paired together and done
and you can report them
I know i just usually catch it when it's over 
Cause you know i am playing the game
Seeing 2 people from the same team inting is very unlikely to be an accident
ik, but i prefer asking again because sometimes it isnt obvious ( night time server side)
No what i meant is make 2 accounts have one intentionally throw to make the other team have one player less
To get easy win
@marsh plume point is i had alone 4 matches (not counting Palo as 5th because gamepad battery died) people just throwing or disconnecting
that's annoying
btw keep in mind we moderate this in ranked, but if it's getting too annoying in unranked you can try reporting
and then there was that japanese hacker
ofc
then i was done with ranked
those cheetahs
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imma try again maybe it's better now 
@nova zephyr hi
i have a love/hate relation ship with this game
can two people quickly join ranked
thank
oh fuck i still have bamboo
that worked suprisingly well
one more win
and i am b rank
thanks
that one bamboo kill was clean asf
helo one person pls
you've got to be kidding me
at this point it's just randomized
sometimes i loose 1p, 4p, 10p, 14p, 18p then i get maybe 4p, 6p, 10p, 12p, 14p
i thought you were on 95 or sum
well no matter i can do this by myself
wait i cannot
now we probably do not get paired together
cause splat pro
ill just throw😉
99% chance of never happening
i hate this game
i hit the fucking rapid 6 billion times in the face but i die first
i dced💀
WHY ARE MY TEAMATES FUCKING IDIOTS
bro do you look at the damn map and not see the tower is moving, does the message enemy team has tower not warn you
i saw
ranked up?
thats crb is prolly crying in a corner
No one can make me disagree that the squid hat is not a splatoon reference
I remember getting like 4 points after winning a 3v4
we literally KO'd the team with the advantage, and yet I was given a paltry reward
footage is on another drive right now
THANK YOU
imma do e-liter and annoy the entire enemy team
bro you are not gonna get banned for naming yourselve gay
there was no dc
i was so close
oh hey thats me
@tizzy wake the fuck up and push forward
just had in my lobby
yeah he's a troglodyte
guh
wakey wakey

so... I got splatted by my brush again...
Permanent Inkbrush!!!1!1!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!
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wow that 19/3 guy was real good!!!
yes
fucking finally
thanks for carrying me
@nova zephyr u down for splat zones?
hm blackbelly is kinda crazy but sure
@steady burrow go try the thing i made in the server lol
no @nova zephyr is carrying me to s+ rn
Mamamama
it's ironic i don't use the e-liter like an e-liter
It’s for pb
snipe on the left side if youre using eliter haha
that little box with right peak
incontestable spot
i just run around throw burst bombs and do tap shots
that one charger was lowkey giving me a hard time to push
what was that about
