Splatoon

[muted jasper]

3d ass

splatoon1enjoyer

[dusty shuttle]

hello little stylus

[modest ibex]

is this what i think it is

[prisma maple]

whats gonna be my nnid*

[inland gulch]

Enjoyer im victor

[fresh vigil]

the 3ds was good imo

[modest ibex]

not anymore

i have mine collecting dust

[muted jasper]

FOLDABLE PUSSY???

[fresh vigil]

WHATY

[dusty shuttle]

FOLDABLE WHAT

[graceful quartz]

I'm joining

[modest ibex]

u guessed it!

[fresh vigil]

POOSI

[prisma maple]

5/8

[inland gulch]

Oh dream

[modest ibex]

werent u canadian.

[muted jasper]

POOSAE

[inland gulch]

Im victor

[graceful quartz]

Hey victor

[modest ibex]

yay

[inland gulch]

😭

[dusty shuttle]

BeastmodeTM

but way better

[graceful quartz]

Shadow

[muted jasper]

usa+uk

[graceful quartz]

6/8 turf war

[inland gulch]

But a hacker is in public

[prisma maple]

if i get hash checked again im gonna get mad

[graceful quartz]

Stop hacking.

[charred elk]

bruh i cant pla online

[inland gulch]

Yeah 🥹

[graceful quartz]

Mhm appersntyl it workz

[charred elk]

i enter my nnid password and it says incorrect what do i do

[fresh vigil]

3DUSSY

[muted jasper]

3dsex

[dusty shuttle]

enter the correct one

🔥

[charred elk]

i did

but it said incorrect

[fresh vigil]

im lurking in vc lmfao

[muted jasper]

pull the plug while updating wii u that should work

[dusty shuttle]

theres a difference between 5gb/s and 195mb/s

tru

[inland gulch]

Gg

[graceful quartz]

This is so stoobide u get all the meta weapons whole I'm getting a second charger

[prisma maple]

i didnt die from hash check!

[graceful quartz]

Wow!

Haxxor didn't die from haxxing

[plush venture]

Nice!

[prisma maple]

@viral flame what did u say is the probability of dying from 2 hash checks

[modest ibex]

its not instant

[inland gulch]

What i have Spawn in a lobby with 1s

[prisma maple]

what i meant is i fixed the thing that was causing the hash check to fail

im not sure if i will get banned now

[modest ibex]

well u triggered it twice which is enough

it doesnt insta ban or anything bc it makes sure theres no corrupted files

but u triggered it twice

u might be flagged

[dusty shuttle]

bro is at risk

[prisma maple]

hope its not 2812

[graceful quartz]

Only god can help now

[graceful quartz]

What thst

[golden mist]

Rlly?

[prisma maple]

console ban

[golden mist]

Ban error

[modest ibex]

equisde.

[graceful quartz]

Just unban ur console

[inland gulch]

5/8

[graceful quartz]

Easy peesy lemon squeezy

[muted jasper]

salomn run

[inland gulch]

Console ban ?

Omg

[golden mist]

Enjoyer u should run %ban speedrun for sploon. U have a decent head start

[graceful quartz]

Fr

[inland gulch]

Whaaaa its full 8/8 everytime ✨💖

[graceful quartz]

WALLEYE TC I'm dying

[golden mist]

😭

[plush venture]

Ooooo walleye

I might have to work my Neo machine magic

I love machine on walleye

[muted jasper]

in their pussys

[inland gulch]

Bruhhhh

[golden mist]

E liter that hasnt moved from spawn: nuh-uh

[inland gulch]

A cheater

[plush venture]

I CRUSH eliters on walleye

[inland gulch]

Funnyyyyy

[plush venture]

I could go for some splan 3

[prisma maple]

darky is forcing story mode in pubs

ruining the experience as usual

[golden mist]

Dang

[plush venture]

Oh go🤢

[modest ibex]

i love that!

[muted jasper]

did y'all know that orca has been built on wii u and when u enter first level for the first time u can hear wii u boot up sound

[prisma maple]

for some reason the jump pads are working i dont remember them working

i forgor 💀

no

[modest ibex]

🤓

[plush venture]

Only turfmaker

❤️

[muted jasper]

can i join y'all plsss

[prisma maple]

we should force turfmaker on nn

[graceful quartz]

FINALLY LEVEL 2P

*2p

*20

[modest ibex]

HELP

[prisma maple]

Extinguish turf war.

[plush venture]

LOLLLLLL

[graceful quartz]

Sheldon will burn my brain

[prisma maple]

react with 👍 if you consent to being rce'd

[plush venture]

Enjoyers large text will be burned into my brain for the rest of my days

[narrow quest]

Why didn’t they add tricolor in the new update 💔

[plush venture]

It’s either the large text or the spread out letters

[graceful quartz]

Stfu Sheldon

GUYS I UNLOCKED THE COROCORO SPLAT ROLLER

[plush venture]

Only the funkiest roller with the funkiest kit in the game

[graceful quartz]

True!

And I also bought bento, cherry and Whatsappi

[plush venture]

Good choices

[graceful quartz]

Tank iuu!

7/8 come on

[plush venture]

Turf or rank

[graceful quartz]

We are not on pretendo where it's impossible to find another player

[graceful quartz]

Rank B

Nvm 8/8

Slayay

[prisma maple]

7/8 bee rank

[inland gulch]

problem with that is that they're in the vast majority of players..

[fresh vigil]

that was said way earlier??

smh

[plush venture]

Ill add you shae

[fresh vigil]

mkay

[plush venture]

Requested and digested

[fresh vigil]

uh , never showed up lol

[plush venture]

Hmm

I’ll try again

[modest ibex]

lets play.

[plush venture]

I tried again shae

If it doesn’t show try adding me -FriendsareYAY

[modest ibex]

wee you.

[real dragon]

102-2482 ?

[thorn storm]

102-2482 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[fresh vigil]

lmao, i had it on no one could add me smh

[modest ibex]

anymode cerda.

[graceful quartz]

Fake amigos

[fresh vigil]

WAR OF TURD

[real dragon]

Yeah but , when i try with Nintendo network, i can't connect to internet (i have the last update)

Can you help me ? 😭

[graceful quartz]

What's the problem

[plush venture]

Are you still using your nnid

[graceful quartz]

U need to create an actual nn account because the one on pretendo won't connect u to the nn servers

[real dragon]

Ok i will try

[graceful quartz]

😔

[fresh vigil]

@plush venturehey sent a frq

[modest ibex]

finally dawg i found a way around the miiverse rpl crashing on nintendo network

[plush venture]

Kks I’ll accept a bit later

[fresh vigil]

mkay

[graceful quartz]

Can u even do that?

[plush venture]

You can try and connect but it won’t work

Gamepad has many features.

Please buy

[graceful quartz]

It can hack other consoles

[fresh vigil]

lmao

[prisma maple]

did ranked just die suddenly lmao

[modest ibex]

so disrespectful.

[plush venture]

Did you see my suction bomb bm

[modest ibex]

hello penes.

[plush venture]

Javi 😁

[modest ibex]

lets aimbot the lobby!

[plush venture]

I love old nnid names

It’s either 420 or cats

Nothing in between

[fresh vigil]

ive had my nnid since 2014

[graceful quartz]

Tf he got 0 kills and 0 deaths

And was second place

How.

[graceful quartz]

Tacos420 refrence

Kitty cat got banned

Poor kitty

[fresh vigil]

lol

[modest ibex]

my old nnid is 935378

it was also banned.

[plush venture]

Sad day in hell.

[modest ibex]

phene is hosting

do some lgbt stuff

mejorable...

[plush venture]

Very lgbt

[prisma maple]

wow b rank is full of smurfs

[modest ibex]

oh yeah

[plush venture]

And you’re one of them

[prisma maple]

exactly

b rank is the funnier s+

[ivory brook]

Bro nintendo spoon server is full of cheaters

[fresh vigil]

true

[graceful quartz]

I really need a weapon that can kill the ppl on tower easily

[fresh vigil]

join on me

[graceful quartz]

Since my teammates don't mind the enemies riding the tower

Jr my beloved

[prisma maple]

me when s1 lde

disruptor spam cjr

[plush venture]

Very nice comeback

WOW

[modest ibex]

close

i might go dinner after this

im kinda bored too

i remembered this game much more fun

[fresh vigil]

oof

[zenith fractal]

same

[prisma maple]

some skid is using rapid fire in b rank

wtf

[fresh vigil]

who wanna play some animal crossing on the 3ds or switch?

[graceful quartz]

24 kills

[plush venture]

I did like knowing every single person in the player base on preten

[dusty shuttle]

I like that official servers are back and there are a lot of cheaters 🥰

[prisma maple]

wdym its exactly the same

0 updates

the only difference is rapid fire every 3 matches

i sure love dealing with rapid fire on all ranks

[modest ibex]

true

[graceful quartz]

True

[prisma maple]

and fail hash check!

[graceful quartz]

True..

[prisma maple]

s+ is pretty much the same

[zenith fractal]

just get nohash lol

[prisma maple]

its just that everyone is running qr

[inland gulch]

<laugh> but, but, they seem like advanced cheaters... 2 months. must be s3 challenging them and they're playing s1 for whatever reason

[agile patrol]

imagine, havent experienced a single cheater

[zenith fractal]

same

[inland gulch]

what rank? S++ ?

[muted jasper]

hey guys can i join

[agile patrol]

c lmao
never played much ranked and too lazy to edit my save or anything

[shell niche]

wait let me put this in #pretendo

[inland gulch]

oh, well, I have been playing ranked all day.. it's unreal. But, it is like the weather

[modest ibex]

@plush venture bestie whats ur nnid

[plush venture]

FriendsareYAY

[graceful quartz]

YAY

[plush venture]

My old 3Ds password❤️

[dusty shuttle]

i didnt before nnid's closure

[plush venture]

When I was 10

[modest ibex]

sent

[plush venture]

Sick awezome twisted

We gotta get your catalog level UP 🗣️

[muted jasper]

same

[prisma maple]

how do people even handle playing on wii u

1 bomb rush causes the entire lobby to lag

[graceful quartz]

So fun

[graceful quartz]

That's the magic of the wiiu

[inland gulch]

that's strange, they've gotten worse over the years.. noon and night. my rank would fluctuate between B+ and S(95) - never made it to S+

[graceful quartz]

What

[modest ibex]

i thought that too

[graceful quartz]

Haxxor refrence

[muted jasper]

splatoon 1 has maximum 50 levels

[graceful quartz]

They are talking about the catalog level

[plush venture]

Is eliter supposed to extend all the way to the other side of my eliter spawn camp spot

That makes sense and therefor you should understand it

[graceful quartz]

It is

It's normal

[plush venture]

Gotcha

[graceful quartz]

Just like my burst bombs insta cover

[plush venture]

Very normal

[muted jasper]

ohhh

[prisma maple]

this is why in s1 eliter takes 33% ink per shot and reduces your speed by 20%

[graceful quartz]

Exactly

[inland gulch]

50 is the level, but rank requires 100 points to move up or down.. then there's all kinds of weirdness as you move up S moves up by 4 points max

[graceful quartz]

*5

It's so fun

[prisma maple]

it requires u to maintain like 70% winrate

cough cough s3

[graceful quartz]

Cough cough x battles

Come on I need 2 more players

[inland gulch]

where ? Pretendo?

[graceful quartz]

1

[graceful quartz]

Yes

I love playing X battles on pretendo

It's my fav mode next to anarchy open series

[inland gulch]

Oh.. you have enough on the Beta server? really? interesting. Unfortunately gtg

[cerulean anvil]

x battels?

can you acces the pretendo sever with the old splatton version ? im playing right now mk8 on prentendo with the old version and its working.

[prisma maple]

why tf do you want to use the old version

[plush venture]

Oldheads in chat 🔥

[graceful quartz]

Yes.

[graceful quartz]

I have a vip member ship and a 10$ star bucks gift card

Pretendo memberships are just the best

[cerulean anvil]

yeah but i can play with the old version when i have a memeber ship?

[inland gulch]

Is someone online

[cerulean anvil]

in mk8 in splatton i dont know

[inland gulch]

Splatoon

[graceful quartz]

But ur console won't be exposed to being havked

[cerulean anvil]

I have nothing against the update it had only interested me whether mann at splatton can also play with the old version because in mario kart 8 goes that yes.

[graceful quartz]

And Nintendo servers are just 2000000 times more better

[graceful quartz]

So u mean with pretendo u can play on both versions ?

Like before and after the update dropped?

[inland gulch]

Agree with that

[cerulean anvil]

I have tried eas so far only with the old version, but the new should also run

[graceful quartz]

Whatthefuck

Update it asap!!!

[inland gulch]

@graceful quartz have you played on the Nintendo servers in 2015

[graceful quartz]

No I only played Splatoon 1 for the first time in 2021

[plush venture]

Me too omg 😱

[graceful quartz]

Wow!2?2?3!3

Do u live in my walls?

[plush venture]

Nop!

[cerulean anvil]

on the nintendo network you need the new version+

[graceful quartz]

Obviously!

Does who play mk8 and Splatoon without the update are in a big trouble

[cerulean anvil]

even those peopel who play on cemu?i mean cemu players play the whole time without patches

[inland gulch]

Oh

[graceful quartz]

I hate double vslosh

[inland gulch]

How was it then

[graceful quartz]

I think so

I mean the hack literally hijacks ur device when connected

[inland gulch]

It's very fun now

[plush venture]

time to fix sploon on steam deck

[inland gulch]

With the lobbies full and me being on vacation it's very fun

[muted jasper]

my cat owns a buggati

[plush venture]

This chat has made me like cats ten ZILLION times more

[graceful quartz]

I will trade the Bugatti for this cat

[graceful quartz]

SLAY God bless u

[fresh vigil]

istg spawn campers are satan

[inland gulch]

I woke up in a new Bugatriiii

[muted jasper]

gazillion

[graceful quartz]

Honestly one side of me regrets for becoming so good to the game

[muted jasper]

DEAL

[inland gulch]

7/8

[muted jasper]

where

[inland gulch]

Public

Regular

[muted jasper]

JOINING

[real dragon]

For that , you need a Wii U ?

[muted jasper]

yeah

[inland gulch]

Welp

We won

[graceful quartz]

U need a Wii u to create an account and dump the online files

[graceful quartz]

MEOWMEOW

[inland gulch]

6/8

[muted jasper]

joining

do y'all see me

or wrong lobby

[graceful quartz]

I'm in a B+ lobby

[hollow latch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-dancing-splatoon-gif-4684497

[harsh hawk]

just playing splatoon 1 on nintendo network rn

I'm hoping to get to level 10 soon :')

[wet relic]

Same

[fresh vigil]

very soup

[narrow quest]

Me fr

[plush venture]

This painting is worth zillions

Time to test splan on steam deck

[narrow quest]

Pearlzillions

I NEED side order right now nintendo

[plush venture]

Steam deck work WOO

Hi jay

[graceful quartz]

God mates

[plush venture]

Yogurt ping me when there’s a nice rotation in solan 3

[plush venture]

Wow!

[harsh hawk]

hii

[graceful quartz]

Taxes

[plush venture]

My ISP will never text me 😔

Davs is on nn

I just wanna know who they are

[inland gulch]

How to report people on Splatoon

[harsh hawk]

@manic palm ?

[plush venture]

They never type

And always play

Truly a game player

[harsh hawk]

not being able to hold the charger shot makes it harder to play

back to .52 gal

[plush venture]

Especially on something like squiffer

[harsh hawk]

joining another battle

[thick rampart]

is it safe to use the splatoon enhanced mod on NN?

[graceful quartz]

One of my friends thinks x rank in s2 is more active than S+ in s1

Let's ratio him

[cerulean anvil]

itseems like on prentendo splatton are more peopel online then on nintendo splatoon

[graceful quartz]

What??

[plush venture]

i think enjoyer said theres something wrong with the rpx

[thick rampart]

i mean was that before the update?

[plush venture]

if you want to use enhanced id give it time to let enjoyer test it since its only been like half a day

[thick rampart]

ok..

no l3 cherry for me then

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[plush venture]

he was talking about it a few hours ago so if theres been an update since then then maybe its fine

[graceful quartz]

He is %ban speedrunning rn

[graceful quartz]

Lick lick I want eat ur chrome

[narrow quest]

i NEED side order

i am having dlc news withdrawals

i hope there is a major character death in side order

[thick rampart]

okay i think i see..

so for somereason and somehow the patch broke the static.pack hash checks without actually editing the file?

so if you have the rpx installed and go to NN... it just bans you..

[narrow quest]

he deserves it after exposing Marina in octo expansion

[thick rampart]

wdym?

i got banned after 1 hash kick way back then

lmfao

that was years ago tho

[plush venture]

The imora difference 🔥

Davs omg hi

[thick rampart]

still interesting..

[plush venture]

I’m too anxious to do any sort of tampering on nn

I remember doing the plaza 60fps mod and sweating bullets

[thick rampart]

so nintendo changed smth with the hash kicks not being a instaban anymore?

or at least after a few tries?

[plush venture]

They do care❤️

[thick rampart]

well it was for me but sure ill take it

[plush venture]

Enjoyer had 2 kicks today I think

[thick rampart]

they probably changed it on the newest update i guess?

[plush venture]

Well that’s nice of them

The intern hired to fix s1 has a heart ❤️

[narrow quest]

I am going insane

i need side order content

[plush venture]

Can someone get Nintendo to drop side order so yogis atomic makeup can stabilize

[narrow quest]

i will disintigrate without it

[thick rampart]

i mean how did you not get banned after your first kick?

which personally is really interesting

lmfao

[plush venture]

They had that happen a few years ago I think

[narrow quest]

i prob spelled it wrong

[plush venture]

We are American we can spell however we damn please brother 🦅🇺🇸

[narrow quest]

I am desperatly searching tik tok for side order videos

[graceful quartz]

My poosi hurts

I think I spelled it wrong

[plush venture]

I think I’d be more excited for map reworks than side order

Nothing has come close to the magic of playing on s1 maps for me

[narrow quest]

I found one that makes me side my order and then say This Way!

[graceful quartz]

True!

[plush venture]

Do we know who the protag is in side order

[narrow quest]

probably agent 8

[plush venture]

Are they a new character or are they from octo experience

Agent 8 was octo exp right

[narrow quest]

yes

[plush venture]

That’d be cool

The final boss better be bananas to make up for the UGLY single player final boss

[narrow quest]

we got aliens before side order 😔

[plush venture]

Vinny binesuc curultion

I need to pace myself on sploon 1 I don’t want to get burnt out like with s3

I’ve already played 5 hours since last night

[graceful quartz]

What

[plush venture]

I wish I could get daily log to work on cemu but I haven’t a clue how to extract my existing data and have it update

I am simply inferior

[fresh vigil]

all together i have 7 hours in splat

[plush venture]

Goodness

[graceful quartz]

I have 144h in splat

[plush venture]

6-7 hours is like a week of pretendo LOLL

[graceful quartz]

6-7h wasted in matchmaking

[plush venture]

But when you did get a match you’d feel like you won the lottery

[graceful quartz]

And than it ended

*then

[plush venture]

It’s nice having constant matchmaking but it also was very fun having a small little player base where I know everyone

But it was too small

[graceful quartz]

Yes, and buggy

Even if I can't communicate with my mates, it's still a better experience

[plush venture]

Definitely

And it’s nice to have added the people from here that I like and can continue to play with

[graceful quartz]

Tru!

[plush venture]

Still need to add a few more people

[graceful quartz]

And now league is available

But I'm scared that the servers will die after a week or 2

[plush venture]

Like do you mean the player base will go down?

[graceful quartz]

Yes

[plush venture]

It probably will

[graceful quartz]

Like turf war is already dead

[plush venture]

But I’m sure it’ll still have a steady amount of players in turf and maybe ranked

At least enough to fill a lobby

[graceful quartz]

And being to forced to not use hacks in pee bees is also a disadvantage

I hope so

[plush venture]

I think today I will get discord on steam deck

[graceful quartz]

Will u still play Splatoonas today

[plush venture]

I will still play splatoonas today

We can try some league a bit later

[graceful quartz]

A bit later in like 10h ? :3

[plush venture]

In 10H it’ll be 2 am for me!!

Not happening!

What mode are you playing right now

[graceful quartz]

Sleep mode

Just kidding

I'm in bed

[plush venture]

Oh gotcha

[graceful quartz]

I'll play some super princess peach

[graceful quartz]

Yesss timezones and stuff

[fresh vigil]

4 pm

[plush venture]

Me 4pm too

[fresh vigil]

i might try some mk8 possiby

[plush venture]

I haven’t ever played the Wii U version of mk8

It doesn’t have Splatoon battle mode therefore I

[fresh vigil]

lol

[drifting solstice]

i found out something dumping online files
dumpling completely ignores the symbol in my name

[harsh hawk]

cause it has to make a folder with the mii's name

[fresh vigil]

lmao

[spark torrent]

Can I get banned if I play online with an account that has an edited save? (everything maxed)

[fresh vigil]

i dont think so?

[drifting solstice]

as long as you dont have illegal gear

[harsh hawk]

I think it's only if you play as a (save edit) octoling, or get gear/weapons you couldn't have unlocked at your level

[drifting solstice]

i mean

you couldnt have unlocked at your level
just edit your level lol

[harsh hawk]

ye

[modest ibex]

that’s not normal

the game usually gives u a chance

in case the files are corrupted or smth

[topaz saffron]

hey, is the squid girl outfit region locked? will nintendo ban me if i have it?

[plush venture]

Nop you can have it

[topaz saffron]

also is it limited by level or something

or is that just weapons

[plush venture]

thats just weopon and some gear given by judd like the captains hat

squid girl outfit shows up in shops just like all other regular clothes

[fresh vigil]

isnt the squid girl outfit inspired by milk maid dresses?

[topaz saffron]

just checking before i go back online. the only major save edit i did for pretendo was change my level to 10 so i could play ranked (and i didn't even play ranked)

[plush venture]

you should be good to go then

[plush venture]

ive not a clue

it comes from the hit 2005 anime squid girl tm

[fresh vigil]

hm, they look similar tbh

hold on

wait

what am i thinking of smh

its not called milk maid

what the hell is it called

i should over think this so much

lmao

[plush venture]

LOL

Hello star

how are you enjoying the ninten network

[topaz saffron]

ask the creator of the squid girl manga

[drifting solstice]

should i add my NNID to my nickname

[fresh vigil]

i wish

OH

ITS THE HAT SQUID GIRL WEARS

ITS A MILK MAID HAT

thats what got me confused

[plush venture]

be more like

[fresh vigil]

lmao

[plush venture]

nintendo will never top this collab

She is def not washing that cap daily 😨

[fresh vigil]

SPAWN CAMPERS ISTG

im BAD AT THOSE

TOO SLOW

[plush venture]

Can you send 2 or 3 to my accounts on splan 2 and 3 since ninten won’t 🗣️

[drifting solstice]

i just symlinked the folder where my nnid save is stored to where my pnid save is stored

and it works

[harsh hawk]

I'm gonna play splatoon 3 in a bit if anyone wants to join me

[fresh vigil]

i wish i owned soup spleen 3 😭

[harsh hawk]

😔

[drifting solstice]

i encoumtered a hacker

because there were way too many bombs being thrown

[thorn storm]

102-0501 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[drifting solstice]

emulator

[orchid merlin]

I like how my 1st game after the update There's a hacker

Nawww

[dusty shuttle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[orchid merlin]

Splat3

U did a glow up

Damnnnn

Yes

Leprecaun

I forgor those exist but not really

[plush venture]

It takes so much to take control of zones on kelp dome

It’s wonderful

[fresh vigil]

theres two seans in my lobby 🗿

[plush venture]

It is commonly said that level 33 is the level 100 of catalogs 🔥

I’m turfing and surfing

Having a blast

Let’s get you to 33🦅🇺🇸

[inland gulch]

This is all stuff on N?

[plush venture]

WOO

Does anything unlock at 33

Besides snail 🐌

I don’t think you know what that word means!

[dusty shuttle]

why does bro say that 💀

[modest ibex]

oh this is cool

the base address wont change so u can choose the cheats u want to use right from the wiiu menu and use them as soon as the game boots

what is bro doing without a nnid 💀

[plush venture]

Blasters are like kit kats

Sugar sugar sugar delish

Wait WHAT

WE WON

[modest ibex]

ill join!

[dusty shuttle]

skill issue

📉

[plush venture]

Yes javi!

[modest ibex]

i will join pene.

please never join us.

[dusty shuttle]

Why don't you have an NNID

???

[plush venture]

Doesn’t have wii soup

[dusty shuttle]

WHAT

[plush venture]

Davs😁

[dusty shuttle]

Davs is the goat

[modest ibex]

im afraid its true..

[plush venture]

Literally

[modest ibex]

lets burn them alive.

[plush venture]

It’s like a bell curve with dav

[dusty shuttle]

I can't imagine my life without davs

It's like living a life without gambling

impossible

[plush venture]

It was kind of weird when they’d join random pbs but they are so committed that it’s turned around to greatest gamer status

[narrow quest]

I can’t with my YouTube channels comments on my videos

Sorry if you had a stroke reading that

Sigma comment 😎

[dusty shuttle]

milishus intent

me when I grab my ax

[modest ibex]

i feel like im lagging

[narrow quest]

You just know they wanted to be compared to the ultra cool sigma Patrick bateman

[plush venture]

Dinner was dilishus

I saw you lagging

But in a cool way ❤️

[modest ibex]

i forgot to enable async shaders.

[modest ibex]

yay!

[dusty shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/peaky-blinders-gif-21326634

[modest ibex]

i got 14 kills

[dusty shuttle]

I am sigma balls

male*

[plush venture]

Nice!

[dusty shuttle]

autocorrect

[modest ibex]

sigma pu c

[plush venture]

LOLLK

[dusty shuttle]

SIGMA WHAT

[plush venture]

Skull tissue

[narrow quest]

Sigma level: OVERLOAD🥶🥶

[dusty shuttle]

wait

[dusty shuttle]

cuteness overload !!!

[zenith fractal]

oh boy daily win in 4 mins

[modest ibex]

goofyboy32 is online

[plush venture]

smelling my steam deck fans

Bomb sniffer

[modest ibex]

HES IN MY TEAM

[zenith fractal]

its too good not to do it

[narrow quest]

I’ll be in soon

[modest ibex]

WHATS WRONG WITH MY WIFI

[plush venture]

Gabbin is getting the youth hooked on, AIR?!😱

Silly suction bomb

[modest ibex]

i wanna change weapons

[zenith fractal]

i feel tempted to join

[thick rampart]

nowadays you can just crash random people's console on splatoon

[plush venture]

Join greed

Speaking of leveling up

[modest ibex]

we know

[dusty shuttle]

music to my ears

[plush venture]

I’m about to be 37🎉🎊🎈🎁

[modest ibex]

it likely was the dynamo

bc ink mins

[zenith fractal]

oldie

jk

[thick rampart]

why though?

like why specifically the dynamo guy?

[modest ibex]

ink mine sub weapon

[thick rampart]

EXPLAIN

THEN

[modest ibex]

sub rapidfire

and ink mines

crashes consoles

[thick rampart]

wait thats the cause?

thats actually stupid

wtf

[plush venture]

So true and yay

Wii flu 🤧

[fresh vigil]

shut lmao

[plush venture]

6 away from birthday

What’d you guys get me

[modest ibex]

its also very silent

its hitting button r and everyone alr crashed

so they wouldnt see

also everyone knows about this.

do!

[plush venture]

Th-that would be my lobby😨

[fresh vigil]

wait youre legit turning 37? u older than me lmao

[plush venture]

No I’m game

[fresh vigil]

?

[plush venture]

In

Level

[fresh vigil]

OH

[zenith fractal]

lmao

[fresh vigil]

you said birthday

i was confused

[plush venture]

I’m 20 years young thank you very much 🎁

[fresh vigil]

oh so im older

lmfao

[modest ibex]

im turning 65 next month

pretendo gives me all the strengths i need.

[plush venture]

Pretendo blood line

Have a heart, donate yours today

[modest ibex]

but... pene

ur mii seems young!!!

did pretendo also cure your illnesses

just like for me

what the flip!!

[plush venture]

It’s like that grandma how has 8 billion hours in animal crossing

[modest ibex]

just like mine with brain age!

[plush venture]

Javi has just confirmed that being old is in fact an illness

[modest ibex]

no

[plush venture]

Wow!

[modest ibex]

i had a terminal illness

and logging onto pretendo and getting multiple error codes automatically cured me!

[plush venture]

Nice!

Level 37 🥳

[zenith fractal]

nice

[thick rampart]

oh my fucking god another crash

[plush venture]

Hop on greedings

[modest ibex]

ong..

so meann!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dusty shuttle]

why are they speaking like that

[thorny helm]

Crash Bandicoot

[fresh vigil]

squad anyone? (if it actually works this time)

[plush venture]

Nice bomb kill on the sniper at the start phene

[modest ibex]

pene

[plush venture]

60 fps, pc Gamers Are happy!

[modest ibex]

is this a joke.

[thorny helm]

A cow has fallen into my wifi in my router

[wise marlin]

fr

btw hi

[thorny helm]

I was on nnid and 2 games I disconnect

[plush venture]

That boy is GOOFY

[modest ibex]

pene

[plush venture]

Dilishus

[dusty shuttle]

WHAT

[modest ibex]

what

[plush venture]

Very nice comeback

Oh

[modest ibex]

by 0.1

nerd.

[plush venture]

I’m sorry…

(🔥)

[modest ibex]

are u killing yourself

[plush venture]

Nop😁

I will use Splatoon enhanced and play turf maker

[modest ibex]

Title: The Imperative of Banning Blanch and Phene from the Nintendo Network for Cheating

Cheating in online gaming undermines fair play and enjoyment for all users. Unfortunately, two players on the Nintendo Network, Blanch and Phene, have been confirmed to engage in such illicit activities. Their actions are in clear violation of the Nintendo's Terms of Service, which strictly prohibits cheating, including the use of unauthorized software and exploiting glitches.

Their cheating disrupts the balance of games, giving them unfair advantages and diminishing the competitiveness that the platform aims to foster. This not only ruins the gaming experience for others but also sets a dangerous precedent. If their behavior goes unpunished, it may encourage a widespread cheating problem on the Network, leading to a toxic gaming environment and compromising the Network's credibility.

Moreover, their actions invalidate the hard-earned progress of rule-abiding players, which can be demoralizing. Banning Blanch and Phene would not only uphold the principles of fair play but also serve as a deterrent for others contemplating similar behavior.

In conclusion, the expulsion of Blanch and Phene is necessary to maintain game integrity, uphold the Network's credibility, and deter future cheating, thus preserving the spirit of fair play that the Nintendo Network embodies.

[wise marlin]

fr

[echo gulch]

bro used rapid fire and inkmine

[plush venture]

The squad together 🔥 -miyamo

[dusty shuttle]

I agree

[fresh vigil]

lmao??

[plush venture]

So noble

[dusty shuttle]

noooo not the big balls

[echo gulch]

swag

[fresh vigil]

i personally dislike emulators

[plush venture]

Splan was ported to steam deck

[fresh vigil]

huh cool

[modest ibex]

what in the big balls

[echo gulch]

Make it ?Udemae_-127

[modest ibex]

Title: Advocating for 'Big Balls' in Miiverse

Miiverse, Nintendo's social platform, thrives on user creativity. The proposal to include 'Big Balls', an abstract concept that could denote a game, character, or theme, offers various advantages. It nurtures creativity and expression, enabling users to explore and interact uniquely. 'Big Balls' enhances diversity, adding to the variety of content and broadening perspectives. It could offer learning opportunities if it involves strategic thinking or specific skills. The novelty of 'Big Balls' may boost user engagement and popularity, possibly attracting new users. As long as 'Big Balls' aligns with Miiverse's community guidelines, it also respects freedom of speech. Nonetheless, careful assessment is required to ensure it maintains the platform's safe, inclusive atmosphere.

[fresh vigil]

pls no lmao

[plush venture]

Make one about 👍 for consenting to turfmaker

[dusty shuttle]

I personally love piracy 🥰

[fresh vigil]

k

i mean like, the switch emu, and the other big consoles

what are these letters lmfao

[plush venture]

You wrote all that during our match, impressive!

[plush venture]

Dilishus

[narrow quest]

Milishus

[modest ibex]

i cant send long letters 😡

not fair!!

also im bored already

[fresh vigil]

lmao

[modest ibex]

this game not fun!

[plush venture]

LOLLLL

[narrow quest]

We’re so close to the servers reopening guys! It feels crazy that after 5 months they will be back!

[dusty shuttle]

Yooo finally

im so hyped

[echo gulch]

girl what are you doing in the past

wait what

it's still in maintenance????

i got an error

[dusty shuttle]

wdym

it's always been

for the past 5 months

[narrow quest]

I built a Time Machine out of nohash files I stole from hisashi nogami

[fresh vigil]

🗿

[echo gulch]

Blud did NOT take the hidden gear anti ban 😻

[narrow quest]

I also stole this

I took his switch!

[plush venture]

That kraken was very silly

[modest ibex]

wtf

same

!

[plush venture]

Ok bye!

[narrow quest]

Cya

[modest ibex]

sweet 14

[plush venture]

Had fun peace

[modest ibex]

bullied

[narrow quest]

I’m in

[plush venture]

Let’s play yogur

[narrow quest]

Balnck

I’m in the lobby you just left

[plush venture]

Nice!

I’ll join back yogi

I got 3 snails 🐌

Breakfastlunchabdsinner

[wise marlin]

hello

[fresh vigil]

Sinner

[wise marlin]

Man these people don't even say hi back to me

[plush venture]

Hi

[wise marlin]

Finally someone

hi

[narrow quest]

I won

[plush venture]

1 of many wins

Let’s get kraken

[narrow quest]

That sounds like an inkredible idea

[plush venture]

Puns 💍 Splatoon

[wise marlin]

I think bubbler is the idea

kraken can kill people

But bubbler is like kraken but range version

That is true

[plush venture]

Gg

[narrow quest]

How dare you send a killer wail to me

Gg

[wise marlin]

Kraken is annoying while in tower control tho

[echo gulch]

ok now my pfp is a gif

[plush venture]

Kraken is also cooler looking

[plush venture]

And is shiny for some reason

Or greasy

[wise marlin]

Bubbler is also shiny

Kraken and Bubbler can protect you
But kraken can not shoot projectiles

and kraken noclip through the gates

[plush venture]

Gg

[narrow quest]

Gg

[plush venture]

Be on same team as yogi challenge NOT HAPPENING

[narrow quest]

Milisius intent

[plush venture]

Dilishus bent

[wise marlin]

Where do you find that comment

[fresh vigil]

have you seen olimar twerking yet

lol

[golden mist]

Ayo

[plush venture]

Gg

[narrow quest]

Gg

[golden mist]

Gg

[narrow quest]

It’s a comment on my YouTube channel

[plush venture]

Louie is best character

Louisen

[fresh vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/pikmin-pikmin-4-olimar-olimar-twerking-twerk-gif-12244946447932240194

[golden mist]

malicious*

🤓

[plush venture]

Ol

M

[wise marlin]

How to get cancelled immediately

[golden mist]

AYYO

[narrow quest]

Ascending.

[fresh vigil]

IM DYING LMAO

[plush venture]

Pearlitous

[narrow quest]

She saw the side order leaks!!!

[golden mist]

Lol yup

[wise marlin]

when will the side order show up on the eShop

[plush venture]

Never.

[narrow quest]

It is already there

Just can’t download it

[wise marlin]

welp I guess my money is saved

[golden mist]

It will be like Splatoon 1 servers: rumors until outta nowhere it becomes real

[wise marlin]

I guess

[golden mist]

🤷‍♂️

[plush venture]

Gg

[wise marlin]

What do you pick for your life :

1. Nintendo Network on wii u forever 2. side order

[narrow quest]

Gg

[plush venture]

My steam deck is 🪦

[golden mist]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-strikers-battle-league-waluigi-strut-strutting-walk-gif-25959789

Omw to make the next RCE exploit (Pretendo propaganda)

[plush venture]

I will return at a later time

[wise marlin]

You use steam deck?

[plush venture]

Yes

[golden mist]

1

[wise marlin]

Why not use a wii u

[narrow quest]

Back in my day we didn’t have octo kids

[plush venture]

Steam deck gaming

[narrow quest]

Only squid kids

[wise marlin]

My wii u will arrive 2 days later

[plush venture]

Because Wii U is old news and also broke and also unCOOL

[wise marlin]

drift?

[plush venture]

My Wii U is fine I just prefer cemu and steam deck

Since I can play hero mode out and about and stuff

[wise marlin]

Or just install game is easier?

Since when you buy another wii u you don't have to pay it again

[plush venture]

I personally just don’t like the Wii U

I know 😨

[golden mist]

Wii u’s will eventually run into a problem (already have tbh) where there arent enough gamepads-to-consoles, making it hard or near impossible to play on a wii u

[wise marlin]

I heard the touchscreen is very bugy

[plush venture]

Steam deck is also literally just a gamepad it’s so perfect

[drifting solstice]

i only use cemu cause it's more convenient

[plush venture]

Like it has touch screen and 4 extra buttons on the back it is wonderful

The touch screen is great

[golden mist]

Eh touchscreen is ok

Yea

[plush venture]

On steam deck if that’s whT you mean

[golden mist]

Buggy may have been a defective gamepad

[wise marlin]

How do you super jump on steam deck tho?

[drifting solstice]

idk how to get gyro working with cemu but it works so

[golden mist]

True, at least if its a laptop imo

[drifting solstice]

well the controls work

[golden mist]

Controller settings/use motion?

[plush venture]

I have one of the back buttons set to toggle the gamepad screen and tv screen, so I toggle then touch the screen just like you would on Wii U

I’m also one of those weird cridders that likes things to last forever, which I know the Wii U won’t, but cemu and all my files will

[wise marlin]

Efficient

you get 60 fps and it functions same as the wii u

[plush venture]

Like if my Wii U dies I lose my save and my game, but if my steam deck dies all my files are saved to cloud

[wise marlin]

but you don't have to plug to the tv

[plush venture]

Yup!

It’s very nice

[fresh vigil]

boring

jk

[plush venture]

LOL

It is

This is nerd talk

[wise marlin]

Also I heard the wii u crash every time someone hacks

[golden mist]

All the grayscale pfps are throwing me off lol

[fresh vigil]

NERD ALERT

[plush venture]

My pfp is anxious Mario

[wise marlin]

At least were cool.

[plush venture]

Drawn by yours truly

[wise marlin]

My pfp is a block

Made by me on blender

[plush venture]

Very nice!

[fresh vigil]

i was just joking smh

defesive much?

defensive

[golden mist]

Add mesh feature coming in clutch

[plush venture]

I used to think smh meant so much hate

[fresh vigil]

lol

[drifting solstice]

i could never figure out how to use blender

[wise marlin]

Don't really know how to use blender yet

[golden mist]

Welp it does now

[wise marlin]

I just add a block and add a lightning

[golden mist]

Dw it gets easier as u go

[wise marlin]

and boom

[golden mist]

Ive modeled a few weaps for sploon

But i cant talk abt them in detail yet 👀

[wise marlin]

Splatana on splatoon 1 👌

[golden mist]

Tried

Got the ink right

[plush venture]

What happen

[golden mist]

Banned?

[wise marlin]

I think he got 102-0501

[thorn storm]

102-0501 (Wii U)

Wii U support code detected
Information is WIP and may be missing/incorrect

Module Name

ACT

​

​

Module Description

Accounts

Error Name

NOT_INITIALIZED

​

​

Error Description

Missing description

Fix

Missing fix

Console dialog message

Missing message

[plush venture]

I don’t think they did

Oh

[golden mist]

Oh

[plush venture]

All as intended

Carry on!

[golden mist]

U def couldve transferred

[plush venture]

Is it your old nnid you were talking about earlier

[wise marlin]

I really forgot how to link a nnid

[golden mist]

Just make one

O-h

[wise marlin]

Then how you get unbanned

[fresh vigil]

lmao

[wise marlin]

i know it

serial edit

[golden mist]

Serial numbers are funny little numbers

[plush venture]

What’s cereal have to do with anything

[golden mist]

HA

HAHA

HAHAHA

funny

😭

[plush venture]

I’m just throwing anything at the wall at this point

I am TIRED

[wise marlin]

Then go to sleep

[golden mist]

Not spaghetti apparently

[plush venture]

I hate sleeping

It is very unfun

[wise marlin]

welp then you are slow at doing anything except splatoon

[plush venture]

Yep!

[golden mist]

So i figured out the hard way nohash doesnt work

[fresh vigil]

oof-

[plush venture]

What’s the reason

[wise marlin]

update

is update

[plush venture]

Oh

I thought you said you figured out why it doesn’t work

[fresh vigil]

damn

[golden mist]

Rpx and server changed too much

[drifting solstice]

what did you do

[golden mist]

Prolly just rpx

[wise marlin]

no hacks except Jgecko and memory searcher

no

[plush venture]

Men, fetch me my proper nohash

[wise marlin]

Is that pirate language

[golden mist]

Tried client side black and white ink

[golden mist]

We cant find it sir

[plush venture]

Then find JAIL

[wise marlin]

Is on the middle of the sea deep down

[plush venture]

I’ve learned a lot about coding for this Chatroom

[golden mist]

cant find it EITHER

[plush venture]

I have been checkmated

[fresh vigil]

well damn

[wise marlin]

Create a new one

Im sure that will work

and Create a new email

soo Identity all new

Nintendo Won't be suspicous about that

I see some pro clips and tips so I'm a little far away from beginner i guess.

[plush venture]

Speaking of switch

I want to play mine

[golden mist]

Yup

[fresh vigil]

what games

[golden mist]

What if u copied the same certs, serial, anything that is used to identify the console as unique and move it over?

Oh