Splatoon

[warm garden]

why is ranked so painful to play across the board. why does nobody know what the objective is

[prisma maple]

dont forget the part where the liter is jp so when you die its laser doesnt even seem close

[warm garden]

this is why s3 is second best game because it emulates this perfectly

[prisma maple]

i think jps are slowly going to sleep now its hard to find players

[zenith fractal]

same

[inland gulch]

the thing is the timing/frequency/accuracy of the specials from the entire opposition. Walls, snipers, rollers, buckets, all coordinated.. and I guess there are some rapid fire blasters, but, perhaps one per team.

[prisma maple]

it seems like japanese like to ignore the objective a lot

[warm garden]

clam blitz would be the absolute best mode if anyone knew how to play it

people somehow miss the honestly very simple objectives in ranked. i don't get how

[inland gulch]

I have a good kill ratio but it's irrelevant

[plush venture]

Last night reminded me how big the sloshing machines hit box is

[prisma maple]

its literally the only mode where you go into overtime with no one having scored

[golden mist]

But u also dont own the idea to rapidfire weapons. If someone directly took the files, and posted it, and called it theirs, then there is a problem

[plush venture]

It’s so good for hitting people from the side behind walls

[narrow quest]

the only match i played this morning was painful

[plush venture]

sorry yog

I’ll get on in a bit and we will get some wins

[narrow quest]

it was against only japanese players

[patent bramble]

good morn

[golden mist]

Hello

[patent bramble]

hihi

[plush venture]

Wuddup

[patent bramble]

when i get home from doing errands (paying bills) im gonna hop on sploon 1

i found a hacker last night

he kept throwing burst bombs at crazy speeds

[plush venture]

Sounds good bee I’ll play then aswell

[patent bramble]

alrighty!

[narrow quest]

they should've implemented a anti-cheat system with the update

[patent bramble]

lmao

[plush venture]

And added side or

[prisma maple]

they were on the verge of shutting down the servers

[patent bramble]

yep

[plush venture]

I will slightly make the hit box and and speed better on Neo machine

The perfect crime

Splathex made s2s Anti cheat sound intimidating

[inland gulch]

yay... Delusion_L.. a Pretendo-er

[plush venture]

When I read the description when I first downloaded it

Hi eeyore

[golden mist]

🤔

[inland gulch]

lol

[golden mist]

I just got in a S match where it seriously felt like all A+

[inland gulch]

I was on your team..

Dada

[plush venture]

There’s almost assuredly a lot of spoofed ranks

[golden mist]

O

hello

my team was S+ 😎

[zenith ravine]

someone named awen repainted the whole fucking map to our team color

i mean.... thanks bae but still lmfao

[patent bramble]

oof

[lucid patio]

damn I wish I had a Wii U

My friend has a Wii U so he gave me the files and game and stuff but like

Idk if it’s safe to play online with NNID

it’s also my friends official seeprom and otp

I don’t want to screw over my friend

[prisma maple]

i thought jps were good

no one is picking up the rainmaker.

[plush venture]

Booting and fruiting

[modest ibex]

with who

[golden mist]

Gg eeyore

[plush venture]

I was going to ask if you were playing ranked but it seems your phene gaming at the moment

[inland gulch]

uh huh.. u too

[plush venture]

Eeyore is my GOTY

(Gamer of the year)

[inland gulch]

lol.. why???

maybe stubborn.. not goat

🙂

[golden mist]

U goat

U go by a lot of diff titles

😎

[graceful quartz]

U got

[golden mist]

Goat

Goty

Stupid autocorrect

[inland gulch]

now that makes it fun.. very funny

[graceful quartz]

Oh

Ok

[plush venture]

Hi dream octo

Did you ever get splan 1 to work last night

[golden mist]

Literally no urchin 💀

[prisma maple]

jp cannot do objective

[plush venture]

😨

[warm garden]

it's a wonder why i stopped at A-

[plush venture]

I am A+ gaming

What rank are you playing in

[warm garden]

painful

[plush venture]

S3 lower ranks are great

Same with s2

I liked s2 having split ranks for each mode

I am not an s+ clamer

[warm garden]

lower ranks are always terrible regardless of the game. it doesn't matter how good i am at .52 gal, i cannot carry you against four people just as good with their weapons

[golden mist]

5

[plush venture]

10 coins

[inland gulch]

awful game

[warm garden]

splat 1 with hackers is still an overall better experience than splatoon 2

[golden mist]

Yeah

[golden mist]

True

[warm garden]

octo expansion and salmon run hard carrying that game i only go back to it for those

[golden mist]

Yeahhh

[plush venture]

That is because s2 has built in cheats (tenta missles, sting ray)

🔥

I just had a most joyous A- experience

I think A- is where all the good hearted gamers go to play

[prisma maple]

how am i supposed to rank up with this garbage

[plush venture]

Enjoyer is not enjoying

[prisma maple]

b rank

all jp are in s/s+

[plush venture]

Untrue and biased

[inland gulch]

how many cheaters

[warm garden]

how did the opinion on sting ray change so quick i remember everyone saying it was ass

[inland gulch]

lmao

we should play together once in a while

[inland gulch]

it started bad around 11 et, but, it's pretty fair at the moment in the lobbies I've been in..

[warm garden]

why does nobody take advantage of team wipes. they don't even do it in splatoon 3 where they literally tell you when it happens

[plush venture]

To me!! To me!!!

[plush venture]

It was very bad at the start of the game but got buffed a lot, I’m not good with it at all but someone who is can do a lot with it

[warm garden]

i could wipe a team twice a match and still nobody would bother going on the tower !!! why do i have to do everything!!!!

[plush venture]

Such is the way of playing a children’s game

You must, play with children

[prisma maple]

wdym its the opposite

it got literally trashed

before it did max dmg through walls

[plush venture]

It got a size increase which is what I thought made it good

That’s what prochara told me at least

[warm garden]

tower control is a very easy thing to grasp !!! children should be able to understand "go on tower, be on tower until you're at the other side, don't let other team on the tower"

[plush venture]

What rank are you playing in

[rapid haven]

Yoo

Hello

[golden mist]

Yoooo

[rapid haven]

I have a question

[golden mist]

S

[inland gulch]

When I die I spam booyah to let my team know I need help and we are gonna lose but these idiots just booyah back

[rapid haven]

Who's from south america?

Cuz

[inland gulch]

no one

[rapid haven]

There will be a tournament

[rapid haven]

O ok

[inland gulch]

wait what tournament

[rapid haven]

The prize will be not oranges

[rapid haven]

No no don't worry

But

I need a good team

[inland gulch]

TELL ME

[rapid haven]

My team will be the venezuelan team

[inland gulch]

im french does it work

[plush venture]

That’s awesome William

[warm garden]

YEAH THERE'S LITERALLY. GUIDES FOR EVERY MODE

YET I GO IN CLAM BLITZ AND SOMEONES INKING LIKE IT'S TURF WAR

[rapid haven]

O ok

[rapid haven]

South America bro :c

[inland gulch]

i'm gonna do some ranked rn

[inland gulch]

no I mean in english please

[rapid haven]

Yea of course it is

[inland gulch]

I'm french so I don't understand 😭

[rapid haven]

I can translate it

[inland gulch]

can you please

oh no

a no name user

[rapid haven]

Yea

[rapid haven]

Nintendo network?

[inland gulch]

A HACKER NO

[rapid haven]

"A few years ago, we carried out this great event with the help of Splatombia, Nación Player and Splatoon Col, we are considering holding a second edition, free and with real prizes, if you are interested, please comment with the flag of your country to Evaluate if we would have representation from several Latin American countries, pdt: the prize this time will not be oranges"

[inland gulch]

ITS NOT THE NO NAME 😭

the rainmaker round lasted 5s.

[warm garden]

not the oranges prize lmaoooo

[inland gulch]

no name was a nice guy actually :c

[inland gulch]

not oranges 😭

[plush venture]

Suction bombing

[rapid haven]

Nintendo network?

[plush venture]

Are you playing turf phene

[inland gulch]

of course

[frozen basin]

Lol im in your lobby

[plush venture]

Kks Sounds good

[graceful quartz]

Who wants to do some squady squads with meee

[rapid haven]

I can't use the gamepad 😢

[plush venture]

I can dream octarian

[graceful quartz]

Slay!!

[rapid haven]

And I can't play with the classic pro controller 😔

[plush venture]

Let me finish this rain making round

[inland gulch]

OH NO

FULL JAP LOBBY

[fresh vigil]

LOL

[plush venture]

Please say JPN

[inland gulch]

i'm french

OH NO

SONAR

[graceful quartz]

Wait

I must eat

I'm cumin later

[inland gulch]

me bestie

OH NO

JAP HACKER

[modest ibex]

oh no!!

[inland gulch]

they are lagging so bad

[modest ibex]

i know of someone that just got banned

i mean not yet

but they used max turf points

lol!

[inland gulch]

are you playing on N?

[modest ibex]

anarchy now has power?

[inland gulch]

LMAO they are so laggy we got to the end almost

[plush venture]

Won my first ranked

[marsh quail]

They’re probably like 9

[plush venture]

Ok phene I am Awaiting

[marsh quail]

Which no offense to 9-year-olds

But when I played Splatoon when I was 9 I was not exactly the best

[plush venture]

I started a turf match!

I’m using turf controls

Bye!

[golden mist]

Not fair!

Good game!

Now i forgot who in the world was skaalop

[fresh vigil]

i was 13 when splatoon came out 😭 im OLD

[inland gulch]

you are

[fresh vigil]

im a old lady 👵

[plush venture]

That is NOT old

[fresh vigil]

IM TURNING 22 I AM OLD

[plush venture]

22 youve got like a couple of more months!

[fresh vigil]

STILL OLD ATM TOO

[plush venture]

Trendy father gaming

[fresh vigil]

Lol

I crack and pop my joints like I'm old

Jeez

[plush venture]

I work in a garden center so I’ll probably need a new skeletal system in a couple of years

[inland gulch]

U got 3 weeks left to live

[fresh vigil]

I don't doubt

[plush venture]

Remember when America changed French fries to be called freedom fries

Embarrassing country moment

[inland gulch]

When did they do that to our belgium fries

[plush venture]

After some war I think

[inland gulch]

tf

[plush venture]

I don’t think it was widespread

[inland gulch]

USA is shit honestly

[plush venture]

Yes

[fresh vigil]

Yeah

[plush venture]

GamING

I might’ve carried that match 🔥

(I did not)

[fresh vigil]

wat

[plush venture]

What is ajr and why are they remastering

Dark soul remast😨

I think I get octo tee at level 40

That or it’s captain hat

I think I got splatinitous

Thank you ink brush!

You fed the other team a whole meal!

[narrow quest]

i wish i had carbon roller

[plush venture]

You got kills

Ink brush only gave kills

How selfless❤️

[plush venture]

I wish I liked how carbon roller looked

Messages send challenge is very hard

[narrow quest]

Nintendo Network has so many skilled players

I bet S3 is a bit easier now though

[plush venture]

LOL I thought I could beat the suction bomb explosion

[narrow quest]

bombs are super deadly in s1

[plush venture]

You earned that one champ

[graceful quartz]

Im back

[plush venture]

That is why you must sniff the bombs 🐽

[graceful quartz]

Who play

[plush venture]

Wii play

Connect24

[graceful quartz]

Wow!

Can Wii play too?

[narrow quest]

SPLATOON😔

[plush venture]

You Wii can play!

[narrow quest]

I need side order

NOW

[graceful quartz]

Wiiiiii!!!

[plush venture]

This is the side order

[graceful quartz]

Anyways

[plush venture]

You can join off me dream

[inland gulch]

How will U play next

[graceful quartz]

Rt who wants to play league of battles

[narrow quest]

i wish

[plush venture]

Oh

[graceful quartz]

Slay

[narrow quest]

im only level 6

i cant do league yet

[graceful quartz]

We can try to matchmake

Like 2 different squads

[plush venture]

Join up yog you can get levels

[quasi escarp]

I found a full lobby a couple of hours ago

[narrow quest]

they wouldn't release it when the community is focused on s1

[graceful quartz]

Fr

[narrow quest]

it is supposed to be the big story mode for the game

[graceful quartz]

Yogi

Let's play turf of war together!

[narrow quest]

kk

[plush venture]

Join our squid

Squad

[narrow quest]

im starting my wii

[graceful quartz]

I'm joining ur squid wait

[graceful quartz]

Noob I'm playing from n64

Splatoon for the budget

[narrow quest]

noob

[quasi escarp]

Splatoon from whish XDDDDD

[narrow quest]

im playing from a new 3ds xl

[quasi escarp]

Nes

Famicom

Sega saturn

Sega Mega drive

[narrow quest]

joining blanch

[inland gulch]

Solatoon

[graceful quartz]

Wow me 2!

I lied

[quasi escarp]

Corrected*

[inland gulch]

too late

[narrow quest]

You thought I was lying didn’t you?

[quasi escarp]

Huh

[plush venture]

4 more guys cmon!!!

[narrow quest]

I'm a 3DS gamer

[plush venture]

Kks Sounds good

[graceful quartz]

Finally, I can play my favorite ability

[inland gulch]

yipee

[narrow quest]

this lobby reminds me of pretendo

[plush venture]

🐽

[graceful quartz]

Don't cry

[plush venture]

Tbt

[graceful quartz]

We are here for u

[muted jasper]

i can play

[plush venture]

Throw back Thursday ❤️

[graceful quartz]

The bomb tiffer

[narrow quest]

death!

[graceful quartz]

Help

Oorchin oonderpass my beloved

6/8 b

[inland gulch]

1. I'm over 13.
2. You can change the e-mail.
3. The fuck is that answer

[muted jasper]

john nintendo

[plush venture]

Joning

Standing bying

[narrow quest]

im in standby :3

[muted jasper]

what mode

[inland gulch]

Let's see can I join a lobby

[graceful quartz]

No

[plush venture]

Whatr you trying to do

[graceful quartz]

Change the birthday

[narrow quest]

Side order mobile looks great!

[inland gulch]

Change the birthday because its my lil sis one

[plush venture]

Hmmmm

Buy new Wii U

[graceful quartz]

Just use save Mii and create ur own nn account

Easy peesy lemon squeezy

[muted jasper]

you can change birthday??

[plush venture]

With a side of sneezy

Dream are you playing

[tough tiger]

Bruv

[muted jasper]

ye

what mode are yall playing

[plush venture]

Turf and surf 🏄

[cerulean prawn]

Always carried

[fresh vigil]

join me peasants

[narrow quest]

7/8

[plush venture]

LOLL

There’s something silly about doing the counting on Nintendo network

😨☝️

[graceful quartz]

no

Timer is dying

[plush venture]

Gg

[narrow quest]

i love playing splatoon 3 simulator

gg

[graceful quartz]

I love playing spaltoon 3 only for Wii

[plush venture]

Are we splintered 😨

Dream are you joning

[muted jasper]

i didn't received my anwser 😡😡

[fresh vigil]

i hate cheaters online lmao

[narrow quest]

i NEED to go against an American

[plush venture]

Toasty

[muted jasper]

can i change my birthday or not

[graceful quartz]

I love playing rm on hammerhead beid

Brjdge

[narrow quest]

i meant a non skilled american lol

[graceful quartz]

8/8

[muted jasper]

ofc its nintendo

[fresh vigil]

join on me del

when youre done

[muted jasper]

7/8

[formal condor]

My first match on Normal Nintendo servers and what I see is a hacker with night hack

[narrow quest]

gg

[prisma maple]

im back!

[plush venture]

Snail up

We will get you a win yog

[prisma maple]

this game letting you use coins instead of snails for rerolling is actually pog

[plush venture]

[inland gulch]

Is this in S1? how do you recognize lag in another player? freezing up or stutters? what else?

[narrow quest]

what did you use for the low xp needed thing for levels

[prisma maple]

if they are lagging they are using carbon

[narrow quest]

and is it available for aroma or tiramisu

[warm garden]

swimming in enemy ink, not shooting ink, teleporting

[prisma maple]

if they are lagging and they are japanese they use eliter

[graceful quartz]

Team so good

[muted jasper]

omg jsus is playing sploon with me🤑

[graceful quartz]

Omg!!

[plush venture]

WOOO YOGI

[narrow quest]

Yay!

[graceful quartz]

Hahahahahahahahagaagahahagaaagagag

[narrow quest]

gg

[plush venture]

Godly gaming🙏

[inland gulch]

Bro why am I getting 105-0516

WHYYYYYY

[plush venture]

Godly godly gaming 🙏

[inland gulch]

5 times in a row

[narrow quest]

you had a screenshot of level 32 with only 320 xp needed to level up

[inland gulch]

WHY

[graceful quartz]

Cuteeeeee!!

[patent bramble]

just got home, logging on now

[inland gulch]

7/8

140

[muted jasper]

what if I'll tell you about splathex ✨

[plush venture]

What is splathex 😨

[narrow quest]

we win again

[plush venture]

Dang you beat hero mode ALREADY yogi?

[narrow quest]

im learning how to deal with japanese players skills

[plush venture]

Isn’t this a new save LOL

[prisma maple]

are you challenging me to do wikipedia speedrun

[muted jasper]

it's a pc app where you can edit your s1/s2 save file

[narrow quest]

this account is new to online but i played through hero mode in may on it

[plush venture]

Ohhhhhh gotcha

[inland gulch]

what rank?

[prisma maple]

s2 does not work after save encryption was added iirc

[inland gulch]

It is S1. I recognize it because they don't die when I shoot them, they shoot ink WHILE BEING INVISIBLE AND IT SAYS THEY ARE DEAD. And it takes a while for the death message to appear " You killed random user "

[narrow quest]

on this im c-

[muted jasper]

it works i have cfw switch

[inland gulch]

I downgraded to Tiny10 because Windows 11 Enterprise decided to be a little piece of shit

[muted jasper]

but i dont use online

[inland gulch]

You have one too?

[muted jasper]

yea

[inland gulch]

yh you cant and I accidentally used it on sysCFW so mine is banned

[prisma maple]

wow nintendo is a bitch

its downloading the update to my wii u even tho i manually transferred the update

[muted jasper]

ohh im sorry

[graceful quartz]

TRUE

[inland gulch]

its ok lmao it's a barebone switch, fans are louder than my PC, cartridge reader doesn't work, screen is very scratched, it has no joycon ect

WOOHOO TINY10 FINALLY DETECTED MY OTHER SCREEN

wtf

It didn't set up THE KEYBOARD

[narrow quest]

gg

[plush venture]

Gg

We did not win the battle

But we will win the war

[plush venture]

USATrooper is an amazing name

[graceful quartz]

Yes

[plush venture]

Also yogi let me get you my Nintendo switch friend coding

[graceful quartz]

Sadly he's a noob

[muted jasper]

same with mine
it was so crusty dusty musty and i accidentally poured water on it, switch stopped to turn on i thought that it's dead then i bought oled switch and after that repairer said that he could fix my switch and hack it

[narrow quest]

AMERICAN LOBBY

[muted jasper]

so i was like why not

[narrow quest]

RAAAHHH

[plush venture]

CAW🦅

[graceful quartz]

Tatiana

[narrow quest]

I SMELL RED WHITE AND BLUE

[muted jasper]

my pronouns ate u/s/a

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[plush venture]

HELL YEAH BROTHER

(I feel bad for the other team)

[graceful quartz]

I love my connection!

[plush venture]

Yogi NOOO

[narrow quest]

I AM THE OTHER TEAM

[plush venture]

I thought you

Where

[inland gulch]

ok, hm .. well, I'm guilty of lag I guess. Isp is going to update to 100mbps, but, have been at 20.

[narrow quest]

i can feel myself becoming canadian

AMERICA😔

[plush venture]

Close game at the end

[narrow quest]

gg

[inland gulch]

good for you

[plush venture]

The CAW🦅 is now only a chirp 🐤

[narrow quest]

i can feel myself becoming canadian...

[inland gulch]

That debloated windows feels GREAT

[narrow quest]

dm it to me

[inland gulch]

Hardware reserved : 54MB

[narrow quest]

is that switch modded

[plush venture]

Mine?

[narrow quest]

yes

[inland gulch]

it's not

[plush venture]

Nop

[narrow quest]

is that an official pfp icon

[inland gulch]

You can friend list there's people online, servers are not blocked

so it's not hacked

[muted jasper]

yes

ns online pfp

[inland gulch]

what's a pfp

I got rid of my profile icon on my menu

[narrow quest]

gg

[plush venture]

NOO

[fresh vigil]

profile picture

[muted jasper]

profile picture

[inland gulch]

💀

[plush venture]

I thought we came back 😔

[inland gulch]

y'all couldn't wait for me to type 😭

[fresh vigil]

LMAO\

[narrow quest]

sent

[muted jasper]

guys add me on nnid friend list

now.

or else

[narrow quest]

i havent used my switch oled in like a week

[muted jasper]

I'll send duolingo owl to your house

[graceful quartz]

HAHAHAHAHA

I hope he isn't strong

[muted jasper]

I didn't used my 3ds for months

[narrow quest]

same

[plush venture]

I only use my switch oled for splan 2 and 3

[narrow quest]

the second i open the home menu i feel demotivated

[plush venture]

I buy everything on steam now and switch games are BAD🗣️

[narrow quest]

i only use my switch for sploon

[plush venture]

Totk BAD🗣️

[prisma maple]

drm 🤢

[muted jasper]

same

[narrow quest]

NOOO

dc

rejoining

lol

echo vr shut down 2 days ago

[muted jasper]

echo?

[plush venture]

Gg

What is echo vr

[narrow quest]

vr soccer mixed with frisbee

[plush venture]

I like having access to mods free online, long lasting support, and better hardware but yeah drm sucks

[plush venture]

Get it on pretendo NOW

[narrow quest]

i used to play rec room religiously

😔

[fresh vigil]

wish i had a vr set lol

[prisma maple]

p r e t e n d o

[muted jasper]

whats drm

[dusty shuttle]

whats pretendo

[inland gulch]

Hyrule Warriors, zelda totk, zelda botw, mario odyssey, mario 3d world + bowser fury

[dusty shuttle]

I only know nintendo network

[graceful quartz]

Teammates so good

[dusty shuttle]

anti piracy protection

[muted jasper]

bowser furry

[plush venture]

Anti piracy bloatware

[muted jasper]

ewwwew ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[graceful quartz]

Crincrincringe!!

[prisma maple]

lol i edited my rank to b- to practise liter the lobby is literally dead

[graceful quartz]

I'm B

[prisma maple]

oh i forgot we matchmake with all b ranks

im too used to s+

[muted jasper]

nintendo im not buying your shtupid ass gaems for 60+ dollars

[prisma maple]

are u in my lobby

[graceful quartz]

Are u Kellen

[muted jasper]

whats ur nnid

[prisma maple]

💀

[prisma maple]

splatoon1enjoyer

[graceful quartz]

I lost internet connection

Wtf

Is happening

[prisma maple]

i randomly decided to play from my wii u

👍

[muted jasper]

nintendo's netcode

[narrow quest]

gg

[plush venture]

Gg

[prisma maple]

bro its 7/8 plz

pretendo ptsd

why did the timer go down

[plush venture]

B- gaming

[graceful quartz]

Who tf re u

I dcd again

[plush venture]

LOLL

[prisma maple]

s1enjoyer

[graceful quartz]

Amazing!

[prisma maple]

im soon gonna be オン・ザー・エッジ

[graceful quartz]

I didn't see u

[prisma maple]

ok 8/8

[narrow quest]

ill brb

[plush venture]

Kks yog

[graceful quartz]

I

[prisma maple]

OH FUCK I GOT DCD

what

how

[graceful quartz]

What the error code

[prisma maple]

oh no

[graceful quartz]

What.

[prisma maple]

i dont recommend using the splatoon enhanced rpx

[graceful quartz]

Did u get banned?

[muted jasper]

whats rpx

[prisma maple]

not sure yet

[graceful quartz]

Gambit rpx

[prisma maple]

it takes a few hours for the ban to go through usually

[muted jasper]

i still don't understand 💯

[graceful quartz]

It's not important

If u don't use mods

[muted jasper]

i dont so okay

[graceful quartz]

He used mods

And got banned

Bad guy 😡

[prisma maple]

plz read

[muted jasper]

i see "i got banned"

[graceful quartz]

Can u still play?

[prisma maple]

where exactly do you see it

please point at it

[graceful quartz]

Point Sensor it!

[plush venture]

On it!

[graceful quartz]

Yes!

[muted jasper]

it was a joke 😞😞

[muted jasper]

Please point your Wii Remote at the screen.

[graceful quartz]

Boop blip blop

Bloop

[plush venture]

Wii balance board

[graceful quartz]

Point sensor ur Wii

[plush venture]

Oooooo I wanna play Wii sports resort so bad

[graceful quartz]

Callie hot mommy newa

[plush venture]

Join tuef

Callie is literally in my turf war lobby 😨

[graceful quartz]

I wanna grind for A-

Sorry 🥲

[plush venture]

That is noble

May you have many hackers on your team

[graceful quartz]

Depression

[plush venture]

Send the Yoshi dog

[muted jasper]

hehehehe😜

[plush venture]

💔

[blazing tinsel]

is player.pack safe to use edits of on NN?

[graceful quartz]

I hate my u wii

[muted jasper]

why

[graceful quartz]

No

[muted jasper]

Look at the TV

[graceful quartz]

"could not find an available network"

Fuck ma poosi

[muted jasper]

😞

[rapid haven]

Splatoon 1 is alive

[fresh vigil]

I CHOKED ON MY SODA PLS NO

[rapid haven]

O

No

Forget it

Hackers

[narrow quest]

gg

[graceful quartz]

Gg

[plush venture]

Gg

DAAAAANG NICE COMEBACK

[graceful quartz]

What

[narrow quest]

i am 41 xp from level 8

[graceful quartz]

CALLIE HOT MOMMY NEWS

[plush venture]

I didn’t realize it took THAT long to level

Neo machine is but a dream

[graceful quartz]

Let me play

Let me in

Let me play

Let me in

Let me play

Let me in

[plush venture]

Hmmmm

[graceful quartz]

FINALLY

[narrow quest]

its better than pretendo for leveling up

[plush venture]

Ohhhh yeah xp changes when you get to level 20 or something

It goes from 4 digits to 3 digits

But takes longer I think

[graceful quartz]

Fuckmapuzzy

[muted jasper]

time to scare pussyboys🤭

[graceful quartz]

Oh no!

[plush venture]

It’s not much but it’s honest work 👨‍🌾

[graceful quartz]

It doesn't

My game is broken

[cosmic cedar]

Guys get on ranked

🌝😭😭

[muted jasper]

thanks ig

[cosmic cedar]

I need to match

[graceful quartz]

Mhm toast

[muted jasper]

john sandwich

[graceful quartz]

Finally I got in a lobby

Don't fuckmapuzzy

And I dcd again

Fuckmapuzzy

Anyway restarting my rooty router

[plush venture]

Gg

Nice comeback bee

[narrow quest]

im going to go buy some weapons

[plush venture]

I’m going to go get cereal

[narrow quest]

i level up anyway

[plush venture]

I’ll be back a bit later

[narrow quest]

kk

[muted jasper]

gramps watched barbie movie

[cosmic cedar]

Wow my 3rd ranked on nn and alr hackers 💀💀💀

[plush venture]

LOLLL

[cosmic cedar]

LMAOOO

Coloriser?

[plush venture]

Barberiser

[muted jasper]

barbie piss

[cosmic cedar]

[narrow quest]

barbuttlefish

[muted jasper]

octavio killed himself because he got defeated by barbie piss

[prisma maple]

pubs is dead

[graceful quartz]

NOOOOO

Jps are sleeping

[prisma maple]

i need to play a round to test something

5/8

[muted jasper]

theres still cheaters in s1 no way

[graceful quartz]

Stoobide bitch wait for me

[muted jasper]

they didn't got it from first explanation

[graceful quartz]

I'm alone in a lobby

What's the meaning of this

[prisma maple]

pretendo reference

[graceful quartz]

Real

Nvm I'm not alone anymore

[prisma maple]

6/8 pubs

[golden mist]

am going online with static.pack edit now

[prisma maple]

do u even have nohash

[golden mist]

the aroma plugin

[prisma maple]

k

[cosmic cedar]

I splatted a hacker and squid bagged him to the hacker: L BOZO + RATIO

[graceful quartz]

Oh no

Dream don't be silly

[golden mist]

2 late

[graceful quartz]

What's the aroma plug-in

Lumabaluma

Cool

[prisma maple]

7/8 pubs

[golden mist]

huh

[prisma maple]

the timer goes down for no reason

like wtf

[graceful quartz]

Someone join named lumabaluma

Anyway

What's the aroma plug-in!!

I'm curious

Asking for a freisn

[golden mist]

...nohash?

[prisma maple]

lag

[cosmic cedar]

I squid bagged the hacked that i killed

[prisma maple]

bruh my console fucking crashed

[graceful quartz]

Can u send 8r to me meowmeowbrakwoofhotsohot

[cosmic cedar]

The hacker is an L bozo

[cosmic cedar]

BRRRRRRR

[golden mist]

uhhh well no point

[prisma maple]

i wonder how many times i can get 2814 before 2812

[golden mist]

does nada

am banned now

[fresh vigil]

wait for real?

[golden mist]

not yet

but id imagine soon

[prisma maple]

what did u do

i only got kicked once

[golden mist]

used a static.pack online

ohhh

[prisma maple]

but the thing is idk if its caused by the rpx

i might not be safe

[golden mist]

🤷‍♂️

[fresh vigil]

join on me

[golden mist]

just got in a match with a furry

[prisma maple]

where did you hear about that

i thought its insta ban

[prisma maple]

why did u even join back if u got kicked

[golden mist]

turned off the pack

[inland gulch]

O NO

[prisma maple]

do u know how many times on average u get 2814 before 2812

[muted jasper]

am i the only one who didn't got any error yet

[golden mist]

maybe

[prisma maple]

if i get 2812 then im gonna turn into raiid

[golden mist]

servers died quick 🙃

[prisma maple]

plz join

i need to see if i'll get kicked

[graceful quartz]

Omg someone lagged so har

D

On the enemy team

[prisma maple]

if it crashes again im gonna burst

[graceful quartz]

How do you get 2/11 with zkmi hell

[golden mist]

skill i guess

[graceful quartz]

Like a burst bomb!

[prisma maple]

bad main weapon rng

zimi has a lot of rng

most of my shots dont even land

[golden mist]

🧐

[prisma maple]

100s pubs

7/8

[graceful quartz]

Do they fly in the sky?

[plush venture]

BAD game

[prisma maple]

Yes.

[narrow quest]

I’m feeling rambunctious 😔

[graceful quartz]

Does it even paint???

[prisma maple]

No, they go upwards.

[narrow quest]

I want to find a way to get someone to get me nitro

[golden mist]

50 sec left pubs

bruhhhhhhhhhh

[graceful quartz]

Helpful! They paint the sky

[narrow quest]

I know

[prisma maple]

omfg plz join

😭

YES

[golden mist]

lessgo

[prisma maple]

ok

plz dont kick

[graceful quartz]

90 sec B lobby

[golden mist]

shae

[prisma maple]

🙏

[narrow quest]

I’ll change my pfp and join a e kitten server to catfish them😝

[prisma maple]

ok

i think im fine

[narrow quest]

Jk

[graceful quartz]

@fresh vigil u saved them

[prisma maple]

lol

[golden mist]

uhhhhhhhh

[prisma maple]

FUCK

WHY DID I GET KICKED AGAIN

[graceful quartz]

Bun!!

[plush venture]

You GOTTA have Lego dc super villains, just in case

[prisma maple]

wtf is wrong with this game

is it the rpx??

surely i can survive 2 hash checks!

[graceful quartz]

You are forced to play splatoonas 2

[plush venture]

Let’s splan 3 later

[muted jasper]

young sheldon

[fresh vigil]

CHAOS

[zenith fractal]

lmao rip

[golden mist]

lol

yo enjoyer

[prisma maple]

@viral flame how many hash checks do u need to fail on average to get 2814 🥸

[graceful quartz]

Can I be the friend of ur friend next time

[golden mist]

it was full of hackers anyways

[modest ibex]

yes

[prisma maple]

ok

[zenith fractal]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[hollow ivy]

brah im trying to play splat1 lobbys but it just gives me an error code after saying, i want to recieve the latest news data

[fresh vigil]

okay im not playig with you guys if youre goinna cheat

[modest ibex]

im sorry we’re all using aimbot

[graceful quartz]

23 seconds

[fresh vigil]

...

[plush venture]

Everyone in this server uses aimbot 😁

[graceful quartz]

I'm aiming the ass of U!

[modest ibex]

it’s just so hard to aim otherwise…

[narrow quest]

He got it

[plush venture]

Turf controls!

[plush venture]

This is the real piracy 😨

[graceful quartz]

W

[fresh vigil]

yeah im not playing with yslll anymore

[graceful quartz]

69/10

[modest ibex]

i hope that is NOT splatheap😡😡

[golden mist]

gg close match

[plush venture]

(We’re just joshing)

[modest ibex]

we’re not.

we use aimbot!

[narrow quest]

sloshmo

[graceful quartz]

Yes we're not yoshing here

[plush venture]

Mochine

[fresh vigil]

i seriously hate cheaters, and my fucking console froze so it isnt funny

[golden mist]

yea that was annoying tbh

[modest ibex]

sorry for the aimbot x

wait what happened

i wasn’t even online

lol!

[plush venture]

The only mods people use here aren’t gameplay affecting

[graceful quartz]

Enjoyer used mods

[modest ibex]

nerd

[fresh vigil]

im disassociating

[modest ibex]

bye bye

[plush venture]

Disruptering

[golden mist]

2 randos doing hacker wars

[graceful quartz]

Yes aimbot just helps us aim better!

[modest ibex]

watafa.

i wish i knew how to make aimbot

haxxie powers activate!

[fresh vigil]

yall only cheat tbh

[plush venture]

I spilled milk on my phone and now it’s sticky

[golden mist]

yea i just moved to ranked

[plush venture]

Time to clean 😁

[graceful quartz]

Tbh ur right

[prisma maple]

something is causing hash check to die

[golden mist]

i... wasnt hacking

[graceful quartz]

Uh I just full painted the map with a burst bomb

[fresh vigil]

whoi the fuck was throwing the ink bombs then jfc

[graceful quartz]

Is that overpowered?

[plush venture]

😎

[narrow quest]

Splatoon 3😔

[graceful quartz]

True!!

[fresh vigil]

istg you all are just being pricks

[golden mist]

IT WAS 2 RANDOS

[plush venture]

Are people actually using cheats from this discord

[graceful quartz]

We're haxxing ur console don't join us or u die

[plush venture]

I’m assuming it was just randoms

[muted jasper]

oh i was friends with him 🤭🤭

in 2019

or 2020

[graceful quartz]

@cheater

[fresh vigil]

so it was randoms?

[golden mist]

s1 dc'd immediately

[plush venture]

Yes

[golden mist]

yessssssssss

[fresh vigil]

hm.

[graceful quartz]

7/8 B lobby

[prisma maple]

is wii u cache somehow loading my old static.pack?

[graceful quartz]

This wouldn't break the game at all

[fresh vigil]

well im sorry for assuming, i apologize

[plush venture]

Think about this the next time you see someone in the military.

[fresh vigil]

now i feel bad lmao

[plush venture]

It’s okay

[muted jasper]

haxxie is russian so we talked on our languages

[golden mist]

i accept it all good

[fresh vigil]

but seriously my wii u froze at the end lmao

[plush venture]

HAHAHAHA

OH Man

[golden mist]

huh

[prisma maple]

This is cringe. You didn't even reach the limit.

[plush venture]

That is getting me good

[muted jasper]

fair game

[plush venture]

Donate today

[fresh vigil]

my console is now unfrozen thank christ

[plush venture]

Wii U is a tough cookie

If that was the switch it would be DUST

[graceful quartz]

The feeling of having random teammates

[prisma maple]

Pathetic.

[plush venture]

Estimated soldier splattings are up 5 from 2019, truly a sad day in our country

[graceful quartz]

U DIDN'T survive 9/11 did i

*u

[modest ibex]

oh good! almost got scared🤪🤪

[fresh vigil]

again im sorry for assuming yall were hacking , i really do feel bad

[golden mist]

and again its all good 👍 dw abt it

[plush venture]

It’s okay hacking in publics isn’t fun so I get it

You cheat the crime you do the time.

[fresh vigil]

lol

[muted jasper]

bad enjoyer

[graceful quartz]

It's okay to make mistakes

[fresh vigil]

squad up? or nah?

[golden mist]

i loaded black and white ink and got insta kicked time was waiting for match to start

[prisma maple]

wait nintendo actually tweeted this tf

[plush venture]

Yes

[golden mist]

can only be on for 10 more min soooooooo

[plush venture]

Nintendo is quirked up

[fresh vigil]

damnnnn

[golden mist]

wrong message lol

wait

[prisma maple]

idek if this is fake https://twitter.com/nintendoamerica

[golden mist]

trust me bro

[fresh vigil]

Charles be the nintendo twitter handler

[prisma maple]

i cant even tell which account is real because of stupid elon musk

[narrow quest]

i NEED Side Order news in the Drizzle Season trailer

[plush venture]

When is next season

End of month right

[narrow quest]

September 1st

like 2 more weeks until a trailer

[plush venture]

They better do something special for ME on the games 1 year anniversary

I can’t wait for old people to

[narrow quest]

they better make ME a part of Off The Hook (I'm literally agent 8)

[plush venture]

I only have twitter downloaded to look at Owen splats tweets to see if they’ve found anymore splan 3 single player skips

[narrow quest]

i only have twitter for side order tweets

[muted jasper]

nintendo when free first party games

[narrow quest]

Blaze Your Glory!

X

[prisma maple]

This is definitely the official account.

[plush venture]

Imagine it’s that tweet but it’s this at the bottom

[warm garden]

what did they mean by this

[graceful quartz]

Die.

[plush venture]

Make me the Nintendo America twitter intern

[graceful quartz]

I talked to my teammates?

*!

[narrow quest]

S P L A T O O N

[plush venture]

Splan 3 sucks go play Splatoon 1

[graceful quartz]

Wait

[plush venture]

Waiting

[graceful quartz]

I'm taking a shot of the screen

[narrow quest]

i confess

i like every splatoon game

[muted jasper]

that's called screenshot

[graceful quartz]

No

[plush venture]

I do too

[graceful quartz]

It's a shot of the screen

[muted jasper]

u can greenscreen every color..

[plush venture]

I remember I tried to chroma key the green for a video but I just couldn’t make it work

[golden mist]

nintendo when u hack online (u just wanted 1 more letter in your username)

[prisma maple]

nintendo when u want to disable the automatic camera

[graceful quartz]

That's hacking

[prisma maple]

no

[dusty shuttle]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[plush venture]

Hi lenyte

[graceful quartz]

Haxker

[golden mist]

nintendo when u wanted to skip news

[fresh vigil]

stage updates aaaaa

[graceful quartz]

NOOO I DONR WANT TO SUFFER ON TC

[dusty shuttle]

All of our games are now free to play.

[muted jasper]

nintendo when you want to add 1 coin with splathex

[prisma maple]

lets hope i dont fail hash check for the third time!

[prisma maple]

pubs is dead yuppie!

[graceful quartz]

8 sec

[dusty shuttle]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[zenith fractal]

yeah!

[muted jasper]

slendermans

[graceful quartz]

Callie mommy news hot

[modest ibex]

yeah?!

[zenith fractal]

yeah.

[modest ibex]

yeah...

[fresh vigil]

lol

[graceful quartz]

MORAY IS IN TURF WAR y'all are dead

WALLEYE IN RANKED y'all I'm dead

[prisma maple]

plz join i need to get hash checked for the 3rd time 😄

[fresh vigil]

hey enjoyer whats your NNID??