Splatoon

[narrow quest]

He bites you as you pet him

[rare wharf]

gloves exist.

[plush venture]

Midevil armor does aswell

[graceful quartz]

The memories

[narrow quest]

Why would I wear gloves while petting my cat😭

[dusty shuttle]

Midevil

[prisma maple]

we are half way

[plush venture]

And tanks

I will NEVER learn how to spell midevil

[dusty shuttle]

medieval

[plush venture]

Dead era

[narrow quest]

I thought they returned in 8 hours

[plush venture]

Thank you lenyte

[graceful quartz]

Midevil Madness

[dusty shuttle]

what time is it for you currently

[prisma maple]

39600 more seconds until the servers come back

[plush venture]

So servers return in 11 hours?

[wispy minnow]

No one asked but for me its currently 18:27

[dusty shuttle]

and 33minutes

[prisma maple]

7 pm utc+3

[graceful quartz]

What.

[dusty shuttle]

europe 💪

[plush venture]

And 28 seconds

[prisma maple]

a day is 24 hours

[wispy minnow]

Italy 🗿🗿🗿

[graceful quartz]

It's like 9h and 33 min

[narrow quest]

Where can you find a countdown

[prisma maple]

its 12

[graceful quartz]

No

[dusty shuttle]

does that mean its 19:28 for you

[prisma maple]

thats what it says

[graceful quartz]

What

[dusty shuttle]

wrong reply

[dusty shuttle]

@prisma maple

[prisma maple]

https://splatoon.oatmealdome.me/

[prisma maple]

yes

[dusty shuttle]

kk

[dusty shuttle]

??

[prisma maple]

whadafak

[wispy minnow]

What

[prisma maple]

is my system's clock offsetted?

[dusty shuttle]

Uhhhhhh

yeah

it is

[graceful quartz]

I love Europe !

[plush venture]

LOL

[dusty shuttle]

lmao

[prisma maple]

i think its windows being stupid

[narrow quest]

Yay

[wispy minnow]

It was 11 hours

[narrow quest]

I was right

[graceful quartz]

This!

[prisma maple]

i fixed (fuck you windows)

[dusty shuttle]

Bro nuked my house...

😢

[chrome trail]

It was fun while it lasted

[narrow quest]

I’m glad you were wrong bc that means it won’t come out at midnight

4/8

[graceful quartz]

Skull issue for living in France

[plush venture]

Skull tissue

[dusty shuttle]

nah the only issue is french people

[prisma maple]

Fun Fact: You Live Here

[dusty shuttle]

Atleast we have free healthcare

[narrow quest]

Who wants to do turf

We have 4 people

[dusty shuttle]

What did I do to you

[plush venture]

And French dabloons

[prisma maple]

idk

[dusty shuttle]

why are you doxing me...

[prisma maple]

im bored ☠️

[dusty shuttle]

Bruh

[graceful quartz]

You doxxed the plant he is living you

*on

[narrow quest]

It starts with mahi mahi

[prisma maple]

the final pretendo turf match

[graceful quartz]

That's so rude!

[narrow quest]

This is amazing

[plush venture]

This looks like a splash screen for an adobe update

[zenith fractal]

mmm money

[graceful quartz]

Are guys playing on pre10do

[dusty shuttle]

this looks like a meme we shouldn't be able to understand

[narrow quest]

Lobby died

[graceful quartz]

Cinquarte france

*francs

[graceful quartz]

How many ppl were there

[prisma maple]

fuck my unicode failed

[narrow quest]

4

[prisma maple]

i hate discord

[graceful quartz]

😻

Let's do one last s2 map port

[prisma maple]

why

u can do it on nintendo

[narrow quest]

Yes

4/8

[graceful quartz]

In Pb?

[prisma maple]

yes

[graceful quartz]

Without nohash?

[prisma maple]

no

u need nohash on pretendo anyway

[plush venture]

I’m too anxious to use mods on official servers

[graceful quartz]

Does SDcaffine provide nohash support?

[narrow quest]

Yes

[graceful quartz]

Wow!

You are smarter than me

[plush venture]

Yogurt brained

🧠

[graceful quartz]

Yes

[graceful quartz]

Wadafak

[tough tiger]

I’m gonna stream on friday

[inland gulch]

At exactly 6PM Pacific Time, Splatoon for Pretendo will be going Beta only.

[graceful quartz]

Friday like fryeday?

[plush venture]

Frye yay! 😁 🍟

[graceful quartz]

Yesssejwwkwkwn2iws

Anyway

Blanch

Let's do a turd war

[plush venture]

Yes Dream oco dream

[dusty shuttle]

A WHAT WAR

[graceful quartz]

With yogurt and enjoyer

[plush venture]

Ogay

[graceful quartz]

Yippee!

[plush venture]

Pb or pub

[fresh vigil]

TURD WAR

[graceful quartz]

Pub

[dusty shuttle]

I kinda want to play s3 but I also dont

[plush venture]

Booting and fruiting

[warm garden]

imagine 100% wanting to play splatoon 3 at any given time

[plush venture]

I had a lot of fun yesterday playing, the random weapon challenge is great

[graceful quartz]

If you wake up in the ocean it's not my fault

[warm garden]

too many inkzookas reminded me just how much i hate tower control

[golden mist]

…context pls 😂

[graceful quartz]

BLEAH GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE

[graceful quartz]

It's a war

Of turd

[golden mist]

…

OHHHHH

[plush venture]

6/8

[wet relic]

2 more

[plush venture]

Pub turf

[narrow quest]

I’m booting

[tough tiger]

No friyay

[graceful quartz]

The bedt

[narrow quest]

Joining

[plush venture]

Real

[narrow quest]

1 more

[plush venture]

1 more hero

[wet relic]

1 more!

[graceful quartz]

Booting on nn from aroma

[dusty shuttle]

this goes hard, feel free to screenshot

[plush venture]

Are you joining octarian dreamer

[graceful quartz]

Wait

I want to test if it works

[prisma maple]

Stop screenshotting my NFT.

[dusty shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

Save as..

[graceful quartz]

It works!!!!

[prisma maple]

Freddy Fazbear will pass by your house at 1:02 PM UTC.

[graceful quartz]

Fuzz

Fuzzbear

Furry !

[graceful quartz]

I'm not clicking that

[dusty shuttle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[graceful quartz]

I wanna sleep tonight 😿

How many 2nds are left

Come on loading screen

[dusty shuttle]

at least 2

[wet relic]

Gg

[narrow quest]

Gg

[plush venture]

Godly gaming

[graceful quartz]

What the duck

[fresh vigil]

ggggg

[prisma maple]

I'm going to join with the unreleased update.

[graceful quartz]

?#?2;3$($!3?2)$

Bun!

[prisma maple]

I can confirm that v2.12.1 adds Tenta Missiles to the game.

[graceful quartz]

Ok finally

Took long enough

[plush venture]

Broken lobby

[narrow quest]

what about crab tank

[plush venture]

I played crab tank for the first time yesterday during random weopons

[wet relic]

Lost connection

[prisma maple]

Inklings have been replaced with crabs.

[golden mist]

😎

🫠

[fresh vigil]

crab

[narrow quest]

prepocalypse

[graceful quartz]

Now I'm shooting sand instead of inl

K

[narrow quest]

1/8

[prisma maple]

im coming

[narrow quest]

2/8

[graceful quartz]

Restarting BECUause I couldn't connect to the servers

[narrow quest]

brb

[graceful quartz]

U hate mydelf

[prisma maple]

The servers do get a bit quirky at night.

[graceful quartz]

*I myself

[prisma maple]

6/8

7

[wet relic]

1 more

[graceful quartz]

I forgot to switch to my pretendos account

[golden mist]

I cant plays rn

[graceful quartz]

Why dream??

[prisma maple]

bruhh communication error

[graceful quartz]

😿

Because I connected to the servers hehehehea

Let me in game!!!

Pretendo servers just hate me 😖

😔

[prisma maple]

turns out nohash in my mods update is not safe

i will have to fix it

[wet relic]

Lo

St connection

[golden mist]

Cant play for a few hrs delus. Not at home 😭

[plush venture]

dc

[graceful quartz]

Oh nooo :(((

FINALLY

News Callie love hot oh my god so hot Callie mommy

Saltspray rigged and pirunha pit

[narrow quest]

I’ll be back soon

[wet relic]

I’m relaunching rn

[prisma maple]

is the round over

i need another round to happen to fix nohash

[graceful quartz]

118-0521 😍😍🥰🥰😍😍

[thorn storm]

118-0521 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[graceful quartz]

Communication error

[prisma maple]

3/8

[narrow quest]

I pirated oxygen 😨

I never payed for it

[wet relic]

1 more

[wet relic]

Same

[graceful quartz]

Tee hee

[prisma maple]

send link

nvm

[narrow quest]

Lol

[inland gulch]

reel

anyway now that everyone has calmed down, who's playing?

[narrow quest]

I’ll be back on soon

[inland gulch]

alr

[wet relic]

Gg

[inland gulch]

Oh so y'all are playing

[inland gulch]

Can I add you please?

[graceful quartz]

Real footage of me playing in a game

[wet relic]

Yes :3

[plush venture]

to me!

Nice!

[inland gulch]

Alr wait a sec

[wet relic]

To me!

Nice!

[inland gulch]

I sent a request

[graceful quartz]

Nice! To me!

7/8

Join or die

[inland gulch]

a 7/8 pb?

[graceful quartz]

Real.

[graceful quartz]

A 7/8 pub

[inland gulch]

Alr joining

[wet relic]

I haven’t seen my home button light up in ages

[inland gulch]

OH

A 7/8 PUB?

[wispy minnow]

Joining

[graceful quartz]

YES

[inland gulch]

No I am

[plush venture]

yes 7/8 private

[graceful quartz]

YAYAYWGWWJWHW

[wet relic]

Here we go

[wispy minnow]

Already

[inland gulch]

:c

[thick rampart]

huh... i guess you were right about the updates being out.. @echo gulch

[plush venture]

flux moment

[dusty shuttle]

It's out ?

or

did you use

something..

[inland gulch]

Let me check the official website

[graceful quartz]

The connection has been lost

[thick rampart]

well im not even sure if the update is out for everybody..

apparently its already on nintendo's server?

[graceful quartz]

???

[thick rampart]

its weird..

[inland gulch]

So it's on that one app then?

[narrow quest]

I’m not adding any more PNID accounts until official servers shut down again

[graceful quartz]

Next week

[inland gulch]

Has anyone got 9000€ so I can buy splatoon.com?

Also I'm on hold

[graceful quartz]

Guys if 8750.22 would gift him 1€ he could buy it

[inland gulch]

Let me do a petition

[wet relic]

Gg

[dusty shuttle]

Nintendo would probably buy it for way more so its a good investment

[wet relic]

I’ll brb

[graceful quartz]

6/8

[inland gulch]

Yeah but somebody would need to give me 13€/yr to keep it up

[graceful quartz]

Join or die!!!

[wispy minnow]

Im broke af

[inland gulch]

Wait splatoon.com NEVER was official?

[modest ibex]

yes

[neat heron]

Don’t the checks only happen if you try bringing them into an online battle?

[wet relic]

I accepted it

[inland gulch]

Yeah I joined

good luck!

[modest ibex]

splatoon.nintendo.net

[inland gulch]

com *

[modest ibex]

net

[plush venture]

net

[inland gulch]

https://web.archive.org/web/20150429051457/http://splatoon.nintendo.com/

[zenith fractal]

net

[modest ibex]

net

[wet relic]

My home button flashed again

[modest ibex]

that’s death coming

be aware

[dusty shuttle]

Ink Shooting game

[prisma maple]

2/8 pubs 😍

i need to play a round to confirm nohash is disabled

[wet relic]

Argh

[inland gulch]

lmao

[vernal panther]

huh :(

[plush venture]

fire setup

[wet relic]

Thx :3

[dusty shuttle]

bro got the ps5

[vernal panther]

european version if that makes any difference :(

[wet relic]

Yes

[vernal panther]

hooked the dusted wii u just for it

[magic hull]

U up for a Val match?

[dusty shuttle]

NNID servers are not open

currently

[prisma maple]

we are so close

[dusty shuttle]

nah im playing solo

[vernal panther]

thank you

[magic hull]

Damn what your rank?

[inland gulch]

gg

[plush venture]

solo queue

[dusty shuttle]

im in spike rush currently but im silver 1 bro 💀

I dipped hard

[wet relic]

🙏

[inland gulch]

If only I could buy splatoon.com.

I SWEAR TO GOD

[wet relic]

2 more

[graceful quartz]

Impostor!nnn

[inland gulch]

1

[wet relic]

1

[graceful quartz]

Let's vote him out

[golden mist]

Bet

[magic hull]

Are you guys playing on pretendo servers?

[graceful quartz]

Yus

[wet relic]

Yes

[wispy minnow]

That goes even if i'm staying in pretendo network?

[graceful quartz]

No

Only nin

[wispy minnow]

Oh

[graceful quartz]

7/8!!!!!

[wispy minnow]

Then im ok

[golden mist]

Does nohash still work? Or do we know?

[inland gulch]

why is no one joining

[coral moss]

why doesn't that show up for me then?

[inland gulch]

SOMEONE LEFT.

[prisma maple]

nohash in splatoon enhanced is currently broken, if u play a match with the mod active on nintendo u will get banned

[graceful quartz]

You have to download it illegal?!$!2!2?$?

[tepid canopy]

you guys playing pbs?

[inland gulch]

Oh wow so it's more than RCE patch

[golden mist]

Dang

[plush venture]

Hi trigger

[wet relic]

2more

[graceful quartz]

DC 🥰

[coral moss]

So... either download the update off their servers with that obvious tool or wait a few more hours?

[prisma maple]

you cant :troll :

[tepid canopy]

are u?

[graceful quartz]

Exactly

[coral moss]

In that case I just wait.

[coral moss]

I was under assumption patch would be rolled out today already.

[graceful quartz]

Had to restart my u wii

[inland gulch]

Let me use an obvious tool/jk

[golden mist]

I think its pubs

[tepid canopy]

aight

[graceful quartz]

Hmm

I could do sussy wussy things

[narrow quest]

im back

[dusty shuttle]

they will stay up for 2 weeks

then a new exploit will be found

[coral moss]

Not only worth it if legit players wait a couple of hours more anyway.

[golden mist]

Doomsday countdown 😃

[narrow quest]

lol

its not d day its p day

[prisma maple]

Hello everyone, sorry for the long delay but I'm finally disclosing the second part of the vulnerable NEX code. It seems like they forgot to check the buffer size in the function right below the vulnerable one. 😎

[tepid canopy]

turf or ranked

[golden mist]

Turf i think

[graceful quartz]

Oh no!!#!#(#?

[dusty shuttle]

If that happens im shitting myself 💀

[coral moss]

It'd fit Nintendo tbh.

[graceful quartz]

😭

[narrow quest]

guys

pretendo just announced some exciting news!!!

[prisma maple]

Reall y??

[zenith fractal]

what

[wispy minnow]

What

[prisma maple]

Are they finally working on Splatoon 4 ???

[dusty shuttle]

Pretendo 2 ?

[narrow quest]

they will be shutting down the servers in 34 minutes!!

[prisma maple]

what

[graceful quartz]

What

[wispy minnow]

FUCK SHIT

[zenith fractal]

what²

[prisma maple]

but i havent finished nohash

[dusty shuttle]

34 minutes ?

Why

[magic hull]

Huh

[narrow quest]

lol

[wet relic]

WHAR

[graceful quartz]

So fast??

[prisma maple]

if i dont verify its safe then people will get instantly banned on nintendo network

[narrow quest]

they arent

[dusty shuttle]

Liar

[magic hull]

Fu

[golden mist]

Serious???

[graceful quartz]

(unban urself)

[plush venture]

A dubious claim by yogi

[narrow quest]

i get a little silly sometimes guys

[wispy minnow]

Wait if i switch to nintendo network i will get banned?

[prisma maple]

they forgor 💀

[dusty shuttle]

💀 this did NOT end well

[zenith fractal]

healthier experience

yeah right

[dusty shuttle]

The most toxic game yeah right healthier experience

[zenith fractal]

ill prolly add you later

when kobe plays splatoon

[golden mist]

Nahhhh 😂

[dusty shuttle]

kobe ?

[prisma maple]

what if someone did the funny and submitted a fake vulnerability report to nintendo for splatoon 👍

[plush venture]

I’ll add later too

[dusty shuttle]

the basketball guy ?

[zenith fractal]

splatoon 1 legacy kobe

[dusty shuttle]

some probably already did

[graceful quartz]

I want to krll

[narrow quest]

i just saw a jesus thirst trap

[coral moss]

Tomorrow Splatoon 31 releases.

[prisma maple]

Dear Nintendo,

It seems like you forgot to check the buffer size of the incoming packet at the function right below the vulnerable one. Please fix it.

Regards

[narrow quest]

5/8

[zenith fractal]

splatoon 4 will be a mobile game made in unity

[narrow quest]

6/8

[wispy minnow]

And with a terrorist squid which was originally about to become an octarian soldier as protagonist

[narrow quest]

squid research lab here! we are excited to find that Splatoon 4 will be the first game with net code developed exclusively by kindergarten students that have been fed only red bull!

[dusty shuttle]

Bro got ptsd from a terrorist squid (?)

[zenith fractal]

and splatoon 5 will be a spinoff

playing as captain cuttlefish during the great turf war

[dusty shuttle]

Splatoon Karting

[tepid canopy]

7/8

[narrow quest]

2d platformer too

[zenith fractal]

and it will be called call of squid

[prisma maple]

1 more

[narrow quest]

it will also have loot boxes

[wispy minnow]

Bet splatoon 6 will be called squidblox

[narrow quest]

and a romance system

[dusty shuttle]

splatoon 3 will have creative mode

[prisma maple]

Will it only unlock certain items after 300,000 rolls? Splatoon 3 reference?!?!?!??

[dusty shuttle]

where you can create your own maps

the catch is it needs a straight line

[zenith fractal]

portal 2 map maker but worse

[drifting solstice]

Just so you have the bes- The connection is unstable.

[dusty shuttle]

Portal 2 🥰

[zenith fractal]

it needs at least 98% uninkable walls

[dusty shuttle]

You can have only 1 choke point

[inland gulch]

I just held my Switch Lite after playing Splatoon on my gamepad, and WOW ITS SMALL

[tepid canopy]

shit sorry guys i just notice i have custom kits

fuck sorry

[zenith fractal]

and it needs to have at least 5 eliter points

[plush venture]

It’s okay

[zenith fractal]

and 1 huge pole in the middle

[dusty shuttle]

And you cant go back to your spawn unless you super jump to it

[hollow latch]

Now the Nintendo servers are coming back... ||I should buy a WiiU now...||

[graceful quartz]

Maybe

May bee

[drifting solstice]

yes

[zenith fractal]

and the floor consists of uninkable ground

with uneven terrain

for maxium performance

[narrow quest]

gg

[prisma maple]

ok nohash is fixed

[tepid canopy]

sorry guys i will turn them off rn

[dusty shuttle]

and the tower control path is biased af

[zenith fractal]

and the map will lag if 2 people fight each other

[tepid canopy]

i forgot tbh

[prisma maple]

i will keep it disabled for the mod

[plush venture]

Thank you enjoyer

[graceful quartz]

Can I test it with u??

[zenith fractal]

and the basket is 30 miles away from spawn

[prisma maple]

its gonna be disabled

nohash will not be included because for some reason the game breaks

[dusty shuttle]

And the rainmaker sites are close to mid in a way that if theres a wipe out you have lost the game

[graceful quartz]

Oh

[wispy minnow]

I guess theyre boutta to restart the servers

[graceful quartz]

What if we deleted every mode and only be able to shoot in testing range

[zenith fractal]

and mid is so small that the shield can paint the entire mid section

[dusty shuttle]

and you can get crushed by it*

[zenith fractal]

if its s1 shooting range then sure

[hollow latch]

Wasn't a question but im thinking of doing it... Since I do have the cash for one on hand...

[tepid canopy]

4/8

[dusty shuttle]

it would be cool if you could interact with people in your shooting range

in s3

like flexlion mod menu does

[zenith fractal]

i wish they would have ported the shooting range too

i miss splatfest nighttime shooting range

with instrumental city of color

[tepid canopy]

6/8

[zenith fractal]

I MISS THE BASKET BALL EASTER EGG

[graceful quartz]

True

ME 2

[golden mist]

Smart 😎

[wet relic]

I’m gonna join give me a sec

[plush venture]

S1 testing range is best range

[dusty shuttle]

I kinda hoped they'd do it for the dlc

they just changed the hub area

[graceful quartz]

118-0521 😍😍😍😍😍😍

[thorn storm]

118-0521 (Wii U)

Wii U support code detected
Information is WIP and may be missing/incorrect

Module Name

PIA

​

​

Module Description

Game Servers (p2p)

Error Name

Missing name

​

​

Error Description

Missing description

Fix

Missing fix

Console dialog message

Failed to connect to partner's device,
because partner did not respond.

Please try again later.

[zenith fractal]

lazy af

[tepid canopy]

7/8

[graceful quartz]

7/8

20 sec

Hopeless

[zenith fractal]

i hate the change they did to the silver dummy

its just a damage sponge now

[graceful quartz]

WHWIWNEEIENEJWWJD

[zenith fractal]

but in 1 they would also explode

[graceful quartz]

Hero!

[wispy minnow]

CLUTCH

[narrow quest]

PLEASE

[graceful quartz]

WHAT THE FUCK

[wispy minnow]

WHAT

[tepid canopy]

WHAT

[zenith fractal]

what.

[golden mist]

WHAT

[wispy minnow]

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

[narrow quest]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT

[dusty shuttle]

WHAT (Idk whats happening)

[drifting solstice]

we had 8 players...

[tepid canopy]

NO WAY IT HIT ZERO AS SOON AS SOMEONE JOINED

[drifting solstice]

right?

[zenith fractal]

lmfao

[hollow latch]

Oh that haha

[tepid canopy]

BRO💀

[dusty shuttle]

Pretendo experience

[hollow latch]

Yep

[zenith fractal]

gotta love it

[golden mist]

Smae

[wispy minnow]

Average Oklahoma player

[narrow quest]

be happy we get official servers tonight

[graceful quartz]

I love playing on pretendo! ( I don't)

[plush venture]

I gotta set up my nnid

[dusty shuttle]

its tmr for me

[plush venture]

I will make baby Mario mii

[wispy minnow]

I love north Korea! (I dont)

[zenith fractal]

2am?

[dusty shuttle]

3 am

[zenith fractal]

ew

even worse

[narrow quest]

2/8

[dusty shuttle]

If it was 2 am i couldve played

3 I probably wont

[graceful quartz]

2/8

Oops

[wet relic]

🗿

[wispy minnow]

Never play squid racer at 3am

[tepid canopy]

splatoon 1 on the ps5🔥

[graceful quartz]

Or else Callie will block you

[tepid canopy]

4/8

[zenith fractal]

be there be square

[graceful quartz]

4/8

[wet relic]

118-0502

[thorn storm]

118-0502 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[hollow latch]

I might as well hop on and enjoy the last day till everyone flocks back to Nintendo servers.

[wispy minnow]

Wait is nintendo network coming back?

[hollow latch]

Yes

[wet relic]

yes

[dusty shuttle]

bro is late 💀

[zenith fractal]

yes

ikr

[graceful quartz]

Shit no!!

Wahoo world has a timer?mmsmwmw

[tepid canopy]

7/8

[wet relic]

1 more

[hollow latch]

Woomyboy
A femboy yebbi

[wet relic]

My Wii U is finally working

[graceful quartz]

YAY

[hollow latch]

FULL LETS GO

[zenith fractal]

com error incoming

[graceful quartz]

Let battle commence!

Stfu

[narrow quest]

yay

[golden mist]

Maybe Mac cemu will work on nintendo network

Mac Gaming 🔥

[zenith fractal]

wtf

[prisma maple]

for splatoon enhanced users

[drifting solstice]

wait uh
is a maxed out save file safe on nn

[dusty shuttle]

does just drag and dropping files work

[prisma maple]

where

[dusty shuttle]

on the previous version

[prisma maple]

wdym

[zenith fractal]

d

[golden mist]

Nice. What was game breaking outta curiousity

[prisma maple]

yes u can of course

[prisma maple]

nohash caused insta ban

[dusty shuttle]

kk

[prisma maple]

i removed nohash

[golden mist]

So nohash works now?

Oh

[prisma maple]

no

[dusty shuttle]

wait

so the plugin does too ?

[prisma maple]

what

[dusty shuttle]

or just your version of nohash

[prisma maple]

??

nohash used to come with my plugin

[dusty shuttle]

Yes

[prisma maple]

now it doesnt

[dusty shuttle]

but

[golden mist]

Aroma has a nohash plugin

[dusty shuttle]

the aroma plugin

[prisma maple]

that might break idk

you can use that one instead for nohash

[golden mist]

Ill check 😎

[charred elk]

how do i switch back to nintendo servers

[graceful quartz]

The connection has been lost

[dusty shuttle]

so the plugin is safe ?

[graceful quartz]

Create a nn account!!

[prisma maple]

yes

[dusty shuttle]

kk thx

[prisma maple]

i assume its safe

[golden mist]

L+dpad down+select, inkay, false

[dusty shuttle]

wdym you assume

[wet relic]

Gg

[wispy minnow]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

[dusty shuttle]

I dont want to get banned 💀

[hollow latch]

Haha funny... Server died on me at the last seconds

[tepid canopy]

bro no way i dc'ed once it ended

[narrow quest]

i smell a dc

lol

[wet relic]

Bruh

[golden mist]

Just dont use static.pack or system.pack edits and u should be ok

For rn

[prisma maple]

its probably safe since it doesnt do any changes to hash anymore

[drifting solstice]

.

[dusty shuttle]

yeah I think imma disable sd caffine

[wispy minnow]

Is being an octoling in nn servers okay?

[tame goblet]

Is someone playing rn

[golden mist]

Should be idk tho

[inland gulch]

Is it true that nohash won't work anymore?

[wispy minnow]

Oh

[prisma maple]

how is anyone supposed to play splatoon with automatic camera movement

[graceful quartz]

If you don't use any mods it shouldn't ban u

[dusty shuttle]

no nintendo is a racist company

[tepid canopy]

ye

[dusty shuttle]

no octolings allowed

[inland gulch]

aw man

[graceful quartz]

Even with cafiine open

[wispy minnow]

L imagine supporting racist grandpas

[golden mist]

Imma just gecko it 😎

[wispy minnow]

Im staying on pretendo

[zenith fractal]

same

except i didnt use motion lol

[prisma maple]

it just makes the game feel so much better

[warm garden]

motion controls best controls sorry

[dusty shuttle]

🤝

[golden mist]

Real

[graceful quartz]

Real

[tepid canopy]

i mean like you can still be an octo via gecko codes

[golden mist]

I do use sticks every now and then tho

[zenith fractal]

wow thats what i get for choosing your side and defending you

youre on your own

[tepid canopy]

💀

real

[zenith fractal]

just be the woomy

[graceful quartz]

I hate my console

[dusty shuttle]

pls send nnids i need friends

😁

[warm garden]

i say motion controls as if i don't use sticks for some camera movements

[zenith fractal]

buy friends on the internet

[dusty shuttle]

no

thx

[tepid canopy]

805287

[dusty shuttle]

what

[graceful quartz]

Buy friends with friends simulator

[tepid canopy]

thats my nnid

[zenith fractal]

lmao

[dusty shuttle]

why is ur nnid my bank account info

[golden mist]

Imma load all the cheats and static.packs i can once NN comes back for the funni 🔥

[tepid canopy]

when i was a kid i thought the nnid was suppose to be a pin number

[dusty shuttle]

bruh

[zenith fractal]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

[graceful quartz]

Dream

Let's do this together!

[golden mist]

IGHT DELUS

[dusty shuttle]

@golden mist send nnid

now

[rare wharf]

my nnid is in my server profile for anyone who wants to send me a fr

[golden mist]

Idk what it is

🫠

[wispy minnow]

Im going on nintendo network and access the lobby as an octoling ;troll;

[dusty shuttle]

and then you're getting banned

a millisecond after

[charred elk]

is pretendo servers already closed

[graceful quartz]

Nope

[golden mist]

Real 😎😎😎😎😎😎

[tepid canopy]

no

[wispy minnow]

Will they close

[tepid canopy]

YEA!

[warm garden]

yes

[wispy minnow]

Shit

No more octopus

[dusty shuttle]

they will be once the official one opens

[golden mist]

Switching Sides

[warm garden]

well splatoon servers will close publicly. if you happen to be a mario kart 8 enjoyer you're in luck

[graceful quartz]

1€ a month

[wispy minnow]

HEADING TO NINTENDO NETWORK

[zenith fractal]

i am now wii connect 24 enjoyer

[golden mist]

hooray !

[graceful quartz]

And hate Nintendo servers

[dusty shuttle]

ohhh i just remembered mario kart wii

[tepid canopy]

its not up rn💀

[golden mist]

YEAAAAAAAA

[dusty shuttle]

I might need to find a way to use wimmifi on wiiu

[graceful quartz]

Ctgp-r !!!$#(#!

[dusty shuttle]

isnt it a different method ?

[zenith fractal]

return to msn chat

[dusty shuttle]

or smth

[golden mist]

Dang 😔 welp cya again sometime maybe

Of u leaving the discord

[dusty shuttle]

kk

ty

[golden mist]

If

[hollow latch]

Bruh why are WiiUs are so expensive in 2023

[zenith fractal]

wdym

[dusty shuttle]

I got mine for 60€

[zenith fractal]

theyre as cheap as ever

[tepid canopy]

idk maybe cause no one bought it

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[graceful quartz]

Mine was expensive

[hollow latch]

Like 120-180USD

[zenith fractal]

mine was 320

[drifting solstice]

when nn comes back online we should all match for turf

[tepid canopy]

imagine buying a wii u in 2023 😭

[dusty shuttle]

and then we wont matchmake with ourselves because everyone is going back to s1

[graceful quartz]

69% failure chanfe

[dusty shuttle]

I needed a wii replacement

[wispy minnow]

Guess when nn reopens i should get back as inkling

[graceful quartz]

I have my u since 2017

[dusty shuttle]

• I found pretendo

so it was a good time to buy it

[wispy minnow]

Too bad

[graceful quartz]

Same year as saitchy

[inland gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-qric-shut-the-fuck-up-gif-20826190

[dusty shuttle]

???

[graceful quartz]

3/8

[zenith fractal]

dam

[tepid canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-gay-kermit-potion-jaystation-gif-21430415

[dusty shuttle]

what did bro do to you

[inland gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1093701764508823622/1135927668462862426/6F576CE7-67A2-4CD3-B0B9-9054F31A9DFC.gif

[dusty shuttle]

walmar

[zenith fractal]

wheres the t at the end

[graceful quartz]

My mother left me walmar

[zenith fractal]

ew

[hollow latch]

I should wait just in case some nerd discovers another fuckup on nintendo's end and they kill off the servers again.

[graceful quartz]

4/8

[plush venture]

I’m making a new nnid for this joyous occasion

[drifting solstice]

if there's another exploit nintendo shuts the servers down forever i believe

[dusty shuttle]

who

[inland gulch]

Except this time they said if there's a problem they are BEING DISCONTINUED

[dusty shuttle]

nah its ugly

[graceful quartz]

I love crabs

[wispy minnow]

My NNID Is CaesarBlazer

[tepid canopy]

5/8

[hollow latch]

Yeah why I said that because if they cut it off then that's it.

[plush venture]

Roflobster

[hollow latch]

My title is Wahoo World Crab

[graceful quartz]

LOBSTER enjoyer

[tepid canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-cat-wawa-oh-the-misery-cat-discord-gif-25805976

[hollow latch]

In S3

[zenith fractal]

lmao i wonder if neptune will return now

i hope not

[tepid canopy]

6/8

[graceful quartz]

No octoling mods!!$?2)2(#

[plush venture]

The transaction will occur prominently at time of the orders fulfillment

[graceful quartz]

:'(

[tepid canopy]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904369017249230868/1126782850025394206/sunstation.gif

splatoon 4 leak

[dusty shuttle]

this is awfully white

[wispy minnow]

Imma change to GameCubeOnlinePortEnjoyer

[graceful quartz]

Fun

[hollow latch]

6/8

[wispy minnow]

H o l a

[warm garden]

only sending out requests rather than giving out my nnid because it's old and embarrassing

[dusty shuttle]

WHAT

[graceful quartz]

Isn't pirating illegal???

[dusty shuttle]

😱

[wispy minnow]

Mama am a crinnimal

[hollow latch]

Don't joke about that since some mod or mod in training will latch on to that.

[narrow quest]

will you be on before the new servers blanch?

[plush venture]

I’m tired of all these companies putting down an honest profession 🏴‍☠️

[dusty shuttle]

ok maybe you got a point

[plush venture]

Pirates are hard working and strong

[dusty shuttle]

arent pirates the ones on boats

[tepid canopy]

5/8

[dusty shuttle]

can we get much higherr

[graceful quartz]

Pirating is bad Nintendo says it

[plush venture]

Do they not have pirates in France

[graceful quartz]

It's illegal!!$??$?$

[dusty shuttle]

no

[wispy minnow]

So high 😊

[graceful quartz]

Anyway

[plush venture]

Shame

[dusty shuttle]

you're saying that like it's a job

[graceful quartz]

Goodbye pretendo servers

[plush venture]

It’s a honest days work

[dusty shuttle]

"what do you do for a living"
"I pirate kids games"

[graceful quartz]

I have fun memories coming back to play the Splatfest and ending up playing privat battles

[plush venture]

No I mean pirate like

[graceful quartz]

It was fun getting error'd and having a match per hour

Fun memories.

[plush venture]

The actual thing

[dusty shuttle]

one piece ?

[zenith fractal]

and dont forget the last splatfest

[plush venture]

Real

[dusty shuttle]

The One Piece is real !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we get much higher

so highhhhhh

[plush venture]

I’m printing this out and painting it on every wall in my house

[tepid canopy]

wait does screen switch get u banned?

[warm garden]

Waiting on Team Rainy Day...

[inland gulch]

They are going beta only and mk8 will still be public 💀

[plush venture]

What a delightfully interesting image

[drifting solstice]

someone pls join

[wispy minnow]

U mean swipswapme?

[zenith fractal]

is that real lmao

[plush venture]

I think it might be LOL

[zenith fractal]

LMAO

[warm garden]

trying!!

[dusty shuttle]

Im pirating this image

[plush venture]

It was real OH MY

[tepid canopy]

✨

[zenith fractal]

i heard about it

piracy and emulators

[inland gulch]

nintendo anti pirussy program is banned from archive.org

[dusty shuttle]

i was about to do this

[drifting solstice]

and i'm pirating your message

[dusty shuttle]

it doesnt have copyright

[narrow quest]

will you be playing before the nintendo network blanch

[dusty shuttle]

free speech

AMERICA

[drifting solstice]

we're gonna timeout

[warm garden]

error message

[plush venture]

Right now I’m creating Nintendo network identification but I might play a bit later

I am also listening to house music

[narrow quest]

ok

[plush venture]

Joy

[narrow quest]

im going to set up my nnid right now

[drifting solstice]

here we go again

[plush venture]

I need to think of a name

[tepid canopy]

ima start a new account and see if i can get S+ in 2023

[wispy minnow]

I already have a nnid

[narrow quest]

ill talk in the discord but i wont be playing again until i get back from work

[warm garden]

wrong. power up stack 3K scope

[plush venture]

Kks yog Sounds good

[wispy minnow]

Guys im doing it

[dusty shuttle]

gamepad home menu soundtrack > tv home menu soundtrack

[wispy minnow]

Im swi- nah octolings forever

[plush venture]

If i was president gamepad music is the national anthem

[dusty shuttle]

If I was president

uh

idk

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

[plush venture]

I would also band valorant🔥

And band nintento

[narrow quest]

ummm

[dusty shuttle]

So if you were to actually do that

you would probably be dead

in an instant

[narrow quest]

my wii u is stuck on a black screen

[warm garden]

okay someone in this lobby has something that's messing with my wii u it crashed trying to join

[plush venture]

Yeah I would definitely be found and turned to atoms

[drifting solstice]

i mean i'm hosting on cemu so

[golden mist]

*ban ☝️🤓

[dusty shuttle]

do NOT underestimate valorant players even if most of them are egirls or downbad guys

[wispy minnow]

If they find you your still president

So you can terminate their social life

[warm garden]

hosting on cemu doesn't cause issues on its own to my knowledge

[wispy minnow]

For assault

[drifting solstice]

i dont have any mods

[warm garden]

man

[plush venture]

French vs the world splatfest

[warm garden]

i must be the unluckiest pretendo user then lmao

[golden mist]

“Popularity vote goes to…”

[inland gulch]

El Splaton 2.12.1

[plush venture]

French

[dusty shuttle]

France VS The spanish

like the tacos people

[zenith fractal]

france vs quebec

[golden mist]

Dang

Real

[dusty shuttle]

J'adore les québécois 🥰

[echo gulch]

Is the update downloadable legally yet?

[inland gulch]

I don't care, it's splaton

[plush venture]

You are the UK person of French people

[echo gulch]

coughs

[dusty shuttle]

what does that even mean

[drifting solstice]

a

[golden mist]

Yes

[plush venture]

Something awful

[inland gulch]

Is that good or bad

[plush venture]

Very bad

[inland gulch]

Then it's good

[dusty shuttle]

Well I don't think they are wrong-

[modern axle]

Quick question, is it right that servers are scheduled to be back up in 7h?

[dusty shuttle]

no

its a troll

[inland gulch]

yeah its fake

[dusty shuttle]

dont listen to the haters

[narrow quest]

i removed my autoboot

[golden mist]

Yes its real 🤦‍♂️

[dusty shuttle]

I disabled sdcaffine entirely

[modern axle]

k thx

[inland gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-qric-shut-the-fuck-up-gif-20826190

[golden mist]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[plush venture]

Time to install a fresh static.pack since mine has gotten so gross and goopy over the past month 😁

[narrow quest]

im back on nintendo network

[echo gulch]

Y'all really got the v288

[modern axle]

gonna stay up to play at 3am then

[dusty shuttle]

I am NOT taking any risks and I am NOT deleting my custom match start sound I NEED my breaking bad match start sound

[golden mist]

I thought u said french static.pack

[echo gulch]

2.12.1 gang is building rn

[plush venture]

LOLL worthwhile risk

[warm garden]

giving up i am clearly not getting my last splatendo match

[plush venture]

If anyone has one of these I’ll take it

[inland gulch]

I'm going back to 2.12.0 to dump the update then upgrading again to 2.12.1, wake up at 3AM to play on Nintendo servers, and check if we can play on them with 2.12.0

[drifting solstice]

wait is nn splatoon up?

[wet relic]

No

[dusty shuttle]

No

[narrow quest]

this is the first time in a while i have booted my nnid account

[golden mist]

I can test all of this since i have a second acc 😎

[echo gulch]

Hurry up kween i wanna play

[golden mist]

Actually most of the default text is french

[slate bolt]

splatoon will be real in 7 hrs 😱😱

[echo gulch]

you pirated the 2.12.1 (real)

[narrow quest]

has 2.2.1 rolled out yet

[plush venture]

Good to know 🤢

[echo gulch]

if you do the illegal kind of

[dusty shuttle]

Le serveur est en cours de maintenance.

[echo gulch]

else no

[narrow quest]

🤮

[echo gulch]

Non.

[narrow quest]

i have sticks enabled

[dusty shuttle]

bah si

I love piracy !!!!

[echo gulch]

je REFUSE cette information!!!

🙄

[dusty shuttle]

😢

merde..

[narrow quest]

im back on motion now!!

[zenith fractal]

un croissant

[plush venture]

Merde…

Stealing whatever that means

[dusty shuttle]

Tu veux du pain ?

[plush venture]

Merde…

[dusty shuttle]

it means shit

[zenith fractal]

ah oui

[dusty shuttle]

💀

No 🥰

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[echo gulch]

changing serial id rn

[narrow quest]

I’m glad I grinded my amiibo challenges🥰

[echo gulch]

Not even mario kart 8 is allowed to be updated

so rude

[golden mist]

I think mods like model swaps or things like that are ok on nn since they were before

[dusty shuttle]

are music swaps ok

[echo gulch]

I mean you could have preserved your OTP & SEEPROM out of it

[golden mist]

Should be i remember

[narrow quest]

6 hours

[plush venture]

We are Nintendo enjoyers we do not preserve

[echo gulch]

W

[golden mist]

Many players would stay playing s1 with many music swaps

[dusty shuttle]

Why do you have 2 wiius

[echo gulch]

Girl i have 3

[dusty shuttle]

Why do you have 3 wiius

[golden mist]

Smae

[echo gulch]

HYNIX virus

[wet relic]

2/8

[dusty shuttle]

Hynix what

[golden mist]

Im trying to fix and sell one rn