Splatoon

[dusty shuttle]

even tho it is not my fault

[thorny helm]

Because I pranked someone online. There dad called the cops and yeah yeah wanted basically if I enter there I could get arrested

[dusty shuttle]

I got killed by a sprinkler !!!

[viral flame]

skull issue

[dusty shuttle]

💀

🔑

[steady bramble]

I could not live

[viral flame]

wtf!!!!

ban this guy.

[dusty shuttle]

WHAT

[thorny helm]

Why?

[viral flame]

i know what you are

[thorny helm]

Who are they

[dusty shuttle]

what am I

[thorny helm]

Well I am omey Human of Reality

@viral flame we need awnsers

[dusty shuttle]

I am the overthinking hooper

and this is my journey

[viral flame]

Dubm.

[dusty shuttle]

I have your adress

[thorny helm]

🏀

[thorny helm]

Whos dubm

[viral flame]

Where

[dusty shuttle]

in my computer

in a .txt file

[thorny helm]

🍿

[steady bramble]

Splatoon.exe

[spring verge]

How do you say "skyward sword" in french

[steady bramble]

Le Skyward Swòrd

[spring verge]

It was "épée vers le ciel"

[dusty shuttle]

.

[dusty shuttle]

épée des cieux un truc comme ça

[prisma maple]

WTF

[viral flame]

Relatable

[spring verge]

Ui

[thorny helm]

I'm using my own power to fix pretendo splatoon servers

So be it

[dusty shuttle]

what caused this

[viral flame]

idk

i kept getting connection unstable

[prisma maple]

A communication error has occurred.

[thorny helm]

Ainsi soit-il

[prisma maple]

pretendo connection is less stable than nso

[dusty shuttle]

well atleast its good for you because we were spawnkilling your ahh

you couldnt even get out of spawn for a second 💀

[viral flame]

actually. i was out of spawn for 5 seconds

[dusty shuttle]

ok you win

.

[prisma maple]

i was doing Nintendo Directs™️

[thorny helm]

So be it
Ainsi soit-il
Que así sea
ऐसा ही हो
それでいいよ

[dusty shuttle]

what

[prisma maple]

what the fuck

[dusty shuttle]

💤 😴

[prisma maple]

thank you pretendo

[thorny helm]

Hteo bih da poželim želju

[prisma maple]

@opal herald get this dude out of the chat pls

[steady bramble]

I thought that was tricolour for a second- it looks like blue, orange and purple to me

[dusty shuttle]

what

[thorny helm]

Sorry sorey

[viral flame]

Bro logged on to goggle translate

[thorny helm]

Pls no banny

Pls no hammy hammers

[dusty shuttle]

ohhhhh

yeah it kinda looks like tricolor

[prisma maple]

so should we go into ranked?

[thorny helm]

And than almost getting the team.alerted in the process

[prisma maple]

i wanna do some Custom Range Blaster™️

[viral flame]

we should go in to YOUR MOM

gottem!!!!

[dusty shuttle]

wow so toxic

everyone should feel offended

[steady bramble]

Offended

[zenith fractal]

offended more like onended

[prisma maple]

You must now suffer.

[spring verge]

Boring

[dusty shuttle]

onbeginning

[thorny helm]

And I wanna speak different languages but I can't for some reason

Nederlandse tijd denk ik

[zenith fractal]

DUTCH

[dusty shuttle]

This will be a great fight

(I have the same outfit)

[prisma maple]

crb with qr is the most busted thing to have existed in this game

[thorny helm]

नहीं, यह हिंदी है

[prisma maple]

join ranked

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/sack-clan-bald-yub-sunglasses-mask-gif-26557356

[dusty shuttle]

im powering off

[prisma maple]

we are gonna have fun on walleye zones

[steady bramble]

I can only join regular

[prisma maple]

go edit your save

[dusty shuttle]

La connexion à la console Wii U a été interrompue.

[thorny helm]

आपने मेरे बेटे को निःशुल्क प्रीटेंडो सदस्यता का वादा किया था

[steady bramble]

I'm literally one level away

[dusty shuttle]

bro is using google translate for the first time

[thorny helm]

ふりーど日本語版へようこそ

[prisma maple]

You ARE going to have fun.

[thorny helm]

Nah i.speak every language

Sicut latin

[viral flame]

True!

[dusty shuttle]

😐

[viral flame]

whatafa

[dusty shuttle]

hi gays

!!!

[prisma maple]

Unfortunately, I am running Custom Range Blaster™️ with Quick Respawn™️ and Stealth Jump™️ which means I can completely ignore the laser you are pointing to my head and charge straight at you without the fear of death since I respawn faster than you and therefore we always have the number advantage against your team.

🤓

[thorny helm]

You promised my son free pretendo tester

मुझे पैसा पसंद है!

[viral flame]

Please delete your account.

[dusty shuttle]

hi @viral flame

why are you C-

[prisma maple]

Pretendo has not implemented that feature yet.

[viral flame]

The C is for Cemu obviously

[thorny helm]

Pretendo 日本語に切り替える to delete your account

[dusty shuttle]

isnt the C for "unbelievably bad at a kids game" ?

[prisma maple]

I prefer insta kill Inkstrike.

[thorny helm]

All weapons are nukes freshly made out of North Korea's ass

[viral flame]

isn't C for CILL YOURSELF (with the K sound)

[dusty shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

[thorny helm]

Yahoooooooo

[dusty shuttle]

???

[thorny helm]

yutmak yutmak

[viral flame]

introducing disruptor!

[dusty shuttle]

FiRST MEDiA BiZNET

[prisma maple]

Pathetic.

[dusty shuttle]

i need this

[thorny helm]

Interdoucing a fresh Dookie on every map including plaxa

[dusty shuttle]

I need infinite + instakill inkstrike

[prisma maple]

something like insta kill inkstrike will be in my balance mod

[dusty shuttle]

OHHHH INDIHOME PAKET PHOENIX

https://tenor.com/view/indi-home-phoenix-indi-home-paket-phoenix-gif-17421920

[steady bramble]

I might just transfer my Nintendo data to my Pretendo user, how do I do that?

[dusty shuttle]

indihome jumpscare

[thorny helm]

Brought to you by pretendo ads

[dusty shuttle]

this is NOT balanced

[prisma maple]

please elaborate

with the current inkstrike u can just ignore it and u will probably survive

[thorny helm]

Hey can you deliver one of your biggest dookies to inksmells

[viral flame]

will this be in the balance mod

[thorny helm]

Up to 1 bps internet speed kB slow bytes super slow which is good for environment

[prisma maple]

Yes, and it is replaced with Ink Armor.

Killer Wail has been replaced by Sting Ray.

Brain has stopped responding.

[dusty shuttle]

You have stated that your modification of the Splatoon game would contain balancing for the following ultimate ability : Inkstrike
Therefore, balancing the following ultimate ability by rendering it a one shot elimination would be overpowering the ability because it would be inescapable as the radius of the explosion is too large.

[prisma maple]

here are my current changes for inkstrike in my balance patch

 * Inkstrike
  [+] Decreased points for special: 180p -> 160p ✔️
  [+] Increased damage inflicted by roughly 50%.

[dusty shuttle]

@prisma maple

But

[prisma maple]

read above

[dusty shuttle]

I see this as a win

Because I love inkstrike

[steady bramble]

Amiibo mode Kraken but in multiplayer

[thorny helm]

🤓⚠️Marie is about to let out the worst fart ever. Please evacuate the city immediately ⚠️🤓

[dusty shuttle]

also is nobody playing??

[steady bramble]

I was trying, I thought everyone went to ranked

[dusty shuttle]

I thought we stopped ranked since I was the only one in a lobby

[thorny helm]

Yeah Marie ruined rank and now she ruined the plaza. Rest in stinks

[thick rampart]

Yeah i do feel inkstrikes needed a buff

[viral flame]

guys lets play splatoon!

[thorny helm]

Why am I still making the dumbest stuff up? Idk

[dusty shuttle]

blud is on cemu but didnt enable 60fps in plaza 🤮

[viral flame]

I dont care.

[dusty shuttle]

also what the hell did you do to your game 💀

[thorny helm]

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️MARIE JUST LET OUT THE GAS ANYONE WHO HASN'T EVACUATED IS DEAD BY NOW PRAY🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

[dusty shuttle]

why did I get my right leg amputated 💀

[viral flame]

How nice

[thorny helm]

Marie did it

[warm garden]

"oh you want fov huh??? i'll show you fov!!!!"

[viral flame]

quake pro

[prisma maple]

Demonstration of the Inkstrike 50% extra damage buff:

[dusty shuttle]

bro is the average youtuber

[steady bramble]

Launching Splatoon again-

[echo gulch]

omg ate

[dusty shuttle]

Thats a nuclear bomb

Perfect 👍

[thorny helm]

Yeah Marie did it

[echo gulch]

girl buff it extra 1000%

[viral flame]

This is actually really hard

Not because of the FOV

but because it's messing with the LOD

[drifting solstice]

i have a gun

[warm garden]

we will see devastation

[thorny helm]

Callie did it

[thorny helm]

Callie did it

[dusty shuttle]

@prisma maple do you have any idea how to fuse static packs

[steady bramble]

[dusty shuttle]

or would it just break the game

[drifting solstice]

what

[thorny helm]

Idk when im gonna shut up but marrie did it

[steady bramble]

Are we still playing? I think I'm about to be stuck on the searching screen again

[spring verge]

I gonna to join a game

[drifting solstice]

im not even on my wii u

[thorny helm]

Someone better make a Marie and Callie emoji. Marrie didn't do it

[viral flame]

help i cant do this :(

[drifting solstice]

who is marrie

i only know marie

[warm garden]

motion sickness simulator

[thorny helm]

It's Marie younger sister

[dusty shuttle]

this looks easy as fuck

[thorny helm]

Marrie has gotten killed. Marie did it

[spring verge]

What is the name of Isabelle from animal crossing in french

[thorny helm]

Callie did it

[spring verge]

Oh

[dusty shuttle]

idk my parents pay it

Probably around 60€ a month

[spring verge]

Bruh

[viral flame]

ur right it wasnt that bad

[thorny helm]

I'm gonna stop Callie did it in
5
Marie 4
Did Car 3 Rie did it
2 Marie shor it

1. What the

Ok I'm done... Hopefully

[steady bramble]

Also stuck on that screen

[dusty shuttle]

I did not mean like this...

its really not in france

[prisma maple]

concerned about the inkstrike buff

[thorny helm]

Carrie did it 💀

[prisma maple]

maybe i should make it 30% instead of 50%

[dusty shuttle]

no

[prisma maple]

the radius seems too large

[dusty shuttle]

keep it this way

!!!

[thorny helm]

And Carrie is Callie sister

[dusty shuttle]

I need my inkstrikes !!

[drifting solstice]

no

i want the inkstrike to be a nuclear bomb

[thorny helm]

Buy it from Marie

[plush venture]

[drifting solstice]

it's funny

[dusty shuttle]

That's why I bought a wii u in the first place, inkstrikes !!!

[plush venture]

Stink armor

[spring verge]

No our intercontinental balistic missile

[thorny helm]

Marie & Calle verse

[plush venture]

I can finally play weopons with ink strikes

[drifting solstice]

increase the inkstrike radius by 999%

[thorny helm]

Super splatoon maker

Squid did it

[plush venture]

When I play on pc I never use the gamepad

[drifting solstice]

now it's a nuke

[prisma maple]

here is how far away you can reach the dummy with 50% buff

[dusty shuttle]

make the radius giant but inflate the cost

[plush venture]

A lightbulb just lit up in their head

[dusty shuttle]

like 250p

[plush venture]

They have an idea!

I would love a huge ink strike

1 ink strike per round but it’s HUUUUGE

[viral flame]

i did it

[dusty shuttle]

huge inkstrike but inflated cost

[viral flame]

never again

[drifting solstice]

999% for 1200p (real)

[prisma maple]

i also know how to make angle shooter if i want to replace point sensor

[viral flame]

lets do it this way

[plush venture]

I would never play vanilla Splatoon again

[dusty shuttle]

bro really needs to be that accurate 💀

[viral flame]

Horror.

[spring verge]

No cheat

[plush venture]

I would be enjoying for the rest of my days

[prisma maple]

main reason to do this is because disruptor exists

[plush venture]

That would make machine so much fun to play

[spring verge]

I HAVE SAY NO CHEAT

[prisma maple]

the only problem is i wouldnt be able to do the reflection that happens when you hit a wall with angle shooter

[plush venture]

Would it still ink the surface it touches

[prisma maple]

no

[viral flame]

WHERE

[prisma maple]

it does that?

[plush venture]

Oh

[plush venture]

Yes it makes a slightly smaller burst bomb radius ink splotch on everything it bounces off of

It’s like one of the main reasons to use it

[wispy minnow]

Im hopping in

[plush venture]

Jimmy neutron

[viral flame]

ok im done i cant do this anymore

im going to actually vomit

i have a very strong stomach but this is pushing me to the limit

[dusty shuttle]

give me the mod

im finishing every level like this

[drifting solstice]

at least it's not in vr

[plush venture]

Lenyte the first astronaut on inkopolis

[spring verge]

Ayone wants play with me

[dusty shuttle]

what is that

[cosmic cedar]

Who would like some battles?

In 15 minutes

[spring verge]

10 now

[golden mist]

Editing the rpx file. Thats the assembly code

[dusty shuttle]

kk thx

[wispy minnow]

I managed to cook dj octavio

[spring verge]

5 minutes

[graceful quartz]

Real

[prisma maple]

oops

[golden mist]

UHHHHHH

nice buff 👍

[spring verge]

Me wants to play

[inland gulch]

is there something wrong with the server? Hanging forever in"Searching for a battle.." is as far as I can get public tw. Public battle puts me into a 1/8 lobby at least. I've gone through the reboot cycle 10 times and cleared out the shared data area as well. Nothing works

[dusty shuttle]

Nobody is playing

[inland gulch]

it should put me into a 1/8 lobby then.. not search

[dusty shuttle]

the server is broken + nobody is playing

👍

[inland gulch]

lol.. if it is broken then nobody can play..

[plush venture]

👍you betcha

[burnt shoal]

I know 🥳

[plush venture]

Wuddup Mari

[burnt shoal]

Wasppp

[inland gulch]

have you tried battle?

[modest ibex]

yay!

[plush venture]

I haven’t played in a couple of day I want to

[prisma maple]

found a way to insta kill people

[plush venture]

I’ve tried a couple of times but I get stuck on searching fruit looping

[dusty shuttle]

did you kill them with your mind

[prisma maple]

yes

[dusty shuttle]

Impressive

[wispy minnow]

I guess so

[graceful quartz]

How did they not die?

[burnt shoal]

How the fuc-

[inland gulch]

ok, so, I have a 1/8 ranked battle started.. 60 s tho

[graceful quartz]

Wtf.

[modest ibex]

oh

[graceful quartz]

Descarga

[plush venture]

Final fantasy reference

[modest ibex]

why

[prisma maple]

Detonation on demand.

[wispy minnow]

Joining ranked

[inland gulch]

25 mbps that's plenty for splatoon..

[modest ibex]

same but mine kills everyone instantly!

[prisma maple]

i can make it do that too

with infinite radius

[graceful quartz]

Do they have like player codes and when you want them to die u just press a button?

[modest ibex]

actually it’s not such a bad idea of a cheat

i’ll make it work with all bombs today

[prisma maple]

no

its not possible to describe how it works

[inland gulch]

2/8 in pub ranked

[modest ibex]

by the way there’s some params that won’t apply for everyone

[inland gulch]

60 seconds

[graceful quartz]

Everything is possible:3

[modest ibex]

radius on disruptor and point sensor won’t work online

unless everyone else is using the cheat

[prisma maple]

i will test this online

[wispy minnow]

Do it on nintendo network ;troll;

[graceful quartz]

There is a 99,9% you will get banned

Irrelevant.

[prisma maple]

they cant check this

[graceful quartz]

Why?

[modest ibex]

because there are no checks for the rpx

[prisma maple]

there is no check for that

[modest ibex]

or memory in general

[prisma maple]

there is only for static.pack

and srl

and some other stuff

[modest ibex]

system.pack

[graceful quartz]

Then you can make Specials as op as possible and they won't even ban u for it?

[modest ibex]

u should warn to not go online with the lobby autoboot mod

on nn

[prisma maple]

unless i make nohash for system.pack?

[graceful quartz]

oh

[wispy minnow]

But nn is dead unless u plug the servers

[modest ibex]

its hashed in the same address.

[prisma maple]

then whats wrong with using it

[wispy minnow]

I got trash rng

[modest ibex]

not everyone installs nohash

[prisma maple]

my mod comes with nohash

[modest ibex]

oomis nohash?

[wispy minnow]

Who wants to join my pn

Pb*

[prisma maple]

ye the instruction edit

[graceful quartz]

Not everyone installs ur mod

[dusty shuttle]

Theyre talking about a feature of their mod

.

[graceful quartz]

Tru, but still, everyone needs to Download it to function

[modest ibex]

im desperate for nitro.

[dusty shuttle]

dont buy it

[prisma maple]

why

[dusty shuttle]

its a scam

!!!!

[prisma maple]

why do u want it

[modest ibex]

im not buying it

obv

but still

[dusty shuttle]

good !!

[plush venture]

I love nitro!!!!!

[modest ibex]

i always get it gifted!!! what has changed😡😡😡

[prisma maple]

so the special params are client sided

[graceful quartz]

I don't buy it and I don't accept gifts

[graceful quartz]

Oh that's slay

[prisma maple]

patching inkstrike will be tricky

[dusty shuttle]

I don't buy it and I gladly accept gifts 🥰

[graceful quartz]

1p bubbler 😍

[wispy minnow]

Are the servers still broken

[prisma maple]

because i cannot guarantee that the params are as described i changed it

 * Inkstrike
  [+] Decreased points for special: 180p -> 160p. ✔️
  [+] Damage inflicted has been noticeably increased. ✔️

[dusty shuttle]

did you just fail

bro sent the tutorial to his joke

[graceful quartz]

It was a mistake

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[inland gulch]

they should be able to do pr on a game, search for the bad behavior and ban; no software logic needed other than the play data on the server side.

[prisma maple]

finished buffing inkstrike, here is the final product:

• The area of effect has been noticeably increased
• The damage inflicted has been slightly increased

[steady bramble]

I used Splathex to get my level up, and I went to Sheldon's

[graceful quartz]

Wtf.

[dusty shuttle]

Not enough, it should cover the whole map.

[graceful quartz]

The big dummies didn't dis

Weak.

[wispy minnow]

If i go to sheldon i get a crash

[graceful quartz]

Congratulations
This is the next sz meta

[prisma maple]

here is a clear screenshot of its paint output

[plush venture]

Looks good enjoyer

[wispy minnow]

Good

And btw

Are splatoon online servers functioning

[inland gulch]

no they aren't

[wispy minnow]

Oh

Imma wait again

[plush venture]

5/8

They work

But yeah I’ve gotten stuck searching a lot too

[inland gulch]

yeah, well, I was in a 4/8 it ran out of time and then I tried to enter again and was put in infinite search...

[wispy minnow]

Lets make average a host then

[steady bramble]

I used a save editor but I tried to put it at a point where I was on my main account

... aside from rank, I put that at S+

[plush venture]

5/8

[inland gulch]

really the infinite search is not good for the hw.. should at least error

[wispy minnow]

7/8

Join

[plush venture]

7/8 we need a hero

200 seconds

[wispy minnow]

Bruh

Gotta leave

[inland gulch]

oh, oh, I have to leave also..

[plush venture]

Xp it’s cool you can join matches now

[wispy minnow]

4

Server is decaying

[plush venture]

I don’t think we are going to get a game

[jaunty swallow]

I really never had many issues with public lobbies, just privates matches

Also hi everyone

[steady bramble]

I mean I'm in a room if you want to try

[plush venture]

Ohh gotcha wuddup xp

[jaunty swallow]

Nicee 5/8

[plush venture]

I’ll hop on again

[jaunty swallow]

Hopefully cemu doesnt crash this time 🥲

[plush venture]

Search loop

[jaunty swallow]

Rip

100s

6/8

[plush venture]

Is it still a 5/8

[jaunty swallow]

Nop but the timer didnt go up

[steady bramble]

5 again

Let's gooo

I miss the Sploosh 7, please bring it back in 3

[jaunty swallow]

Nice 2 matches

[steady bramble]

I think I'm done for the day

I got a communication error when I wasn't even searching for a match-

[tawny eagle]

Yup, got it too

Anyways, nice 2 matches!

[jaunty swallow]

Yep, at least it worked for one more battle

[steady bramble]

Gg'a

[rapid haven]

Hello

[golden mist]

Wha-

[waxen anvil]

I am playing

There are 5 people. We need 3 more in the next 75 sec

[brave token]

2/8

[prisma maple]

did anyone say buff killer wail?

[timber dirge]

now make the sound effect longer

[dusty shuttle]

and louder

👍

[gusty crater]

Regular Battle anyone?

[graceful quartz]

Make it infinite

[rapid haven]

Pubs?

[balmy smelt]

Yea

Scratch that…

[golden mist]

UH-

crazy

[modest ibex]

never bothered to add it to the thingy

but done

gayming!!

rather joyous.

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[viral flame]

When shall I be receiving this.

[modest ibex]

never

yay!

[viral flame]

What the FUCK

[modest ibex]

im organizing the cheat list in each category

after its done sure

[viral flame]

:3

[woven star]

is there a problem with the matchmaking ??

[modest ibex]

not afaik

[woven star]

what ?

[modest ibex]

not as far as i know

[woven star]

ohhh😅

for 10 min it was searching for a game

[modest ibex]

happens

reboot

[dusty shuttle]

anyone playing?

[graceful quartz]

im playing cemu

[shy star]

is this ded or not?

[graceful quartz]

i think it is

[dusty shuttle]

yes

[shy star]

pb?

hi

[shy star]

cool

sure

[modest ibex]

what the flip is this.

yeah!

[viral flame]

Hello Inklings of Miiverse! I hope you had a chance to play yesterday. How many battles did you win? I think I won three battles - I was happy to see the result showing how much I contributed to the team. For those who can’t wait until the game launches to play, I have amaz-ink news! You can now test out the single-player mode for Splatoon at selected Best Buy and GameStop stores! Make sure to visit the website in this post to check which stores are offering the demo. If only I could transform into a squid and swim quickly to one of those stores right now!

[inland gulch]

Anyone wants to do S2 map mods on spoon tomorrow? Or just a normal PB

[quiet kraken]

hi

[modest ibex]

im running to gamestop.

[viral flame]

you mean transforming into a squid and swimming quickly to one of those stores right now.

[rapid haven]

Heya

[rapid haven]

When you make your momos on video?

[quiet kraken]

spanish too or you know that?

[rapid haven]

No I'm not Spanish

Joke

You cought me

[quiet kraken]

ok

[rapid haven]

Ic

[orchid merlin]

Y'all free to play pubs or pbs 2 hours from now?

[narrow quest]

I will be

[orchid merlin]

Nice

What time is it there?

[quiet kraken]

splat 1?

[orchid merlin]

Yepos

I'll play at 11am Pht

[narrow quest]

8:22pm

[quiet kraken]

8:22pm here

[inland gulch]

Sounds good to me. 9:23 EST here

[orchid merlin]

10pm y'all free?

[narrow quest]

We have a squad

[quiet kraken]

i think maybe

[orchid merlin]

Actually nvm 9pm we play

[narrow quest]

Yeah, I just got back from work and I won’t sleep until like 1 am

[quiet kraken]

ok

[orchid merlin]

10pm?

[narrow quest]

I’ll play

[orchid merlin]

Wooohoo,all nighters

[narrow quest]

When we are all ready ofc

[quiet kraken]

i normally spleep 12 or 1am

[orchid merlin]

Yes yes ofc

[inland gulch]

I'm free for a few hours either way till supper time.

[orchid merlin]

I swear if the pbs has 8 players in total were switching to turf

[orchid merlin]

Aight

[quiet kraken]

i will play amiibo challenges for while

[orchid merlin]

Imma eat first

Before turning on the console

Y'all should eat too

Even if it's late

[inland gulch]

hopefully my cemu will keep up like it did last night...

[orchid merlin]

Cemu is buggy ngl,But it'll do a great job

[inland gulch]

My family is a odd bunch, they just fixes supper whenever, earlier or late. XD

[orchid merlin]

Same fr

It's either 6pm,7pm,8pm or 9pm

[quiet kraken]

i will be aware, just advice me

[inland gulch]

normally it's around 7pm til at rare times 11pm, 12 am or 1 am

[orchid merlin]

Ahh

[orchid merlin]

Ye sure

[inland gulch]

it mainly depends if im out working with my dad & we either shop & grab food to bring home

[narrow quest]

I’ll probably beat hero mode before we play

I have 1 level 1 Boss and dj Octavio left

[orchid merlin]

Beating splat1 heromode is ez ngl

[orchid merlin]

Convenient store food

Or mainly fast food

[inland gulch]

well, if you consider Publix & our local store food fresh, otherwise, it's just KFC, arbys, shane's bbq or Wangs II Chinese

[orchid merlin]

I mean,it'll make u full

[inland gulch]

or whatever craving my parents have for a certain day. I have no say. It's mostly my stepmom who chooses

[orchid merlin]

Ahhh

No opinions as to what u guys should eat ey?

[inland gulch]

my parents are a bit picky as to certain foods they will eat, but idk, i eat whatever, its mostly good 99:9% of the time XD

[orchid merlin]

I would also be picky if I have money to spend on food

But any is good ngl

[golden mist]

Real

Food tastes good

[orchid merlin]

Yes

[inland gulch]

if they dont ruin the food or a bad customer service which is ugh...its unreal

[orchid merlin]

Bad customer service always give u a thought of not coming back there again

[golden mist]

Ever since covid, businesses have shifted their focus from your great experience to just getting someone to work there, even if they treat u poorly

[inland gulch]

I mean no desrepect to the workers but, they are either dumb as a rock or they just dont care & are only their for their paycheck. :/

[narrow quest]

It’s easy but that makes it kinda boring to replay for me

[golden mist]

True

[orchid merlin]

Working nowadays is harder now

[orchid merlin]

I have replayed mine for 3x

[golden mist]

Hola

[orchid merlin]

Hell naw,u live in asia too

[golden mist]

How u do that

[inland gulch]

its affected everyone, & not in a good way im afraid...

[golden mist]

Nah it finds ur time and puts it in the message

[narrow quest]

Last week I had to work with a new employee but they started having him work without training him so I basically had to show him how to do the job

[orchid merlin]

No wonder

[orchid merlin]

Why have no training?

[golden mist]

Uh-

[orchid merlin]

Isn't it a requirement now?

Bro has my Ip

[plush venture]

[golden mist]

<t:1690767506:T> wha does this really work?

Oops lol

[narrow quest]

Idk but he asked how to do basically everything I don’t blame him though I blame my boss

[plush venture]

Hello Hoster Star

[orchid merlin]

W Employee for asking
But it's common to ask stuff if u don't know what to do

[narrow quest]

Blanch

[plush venture]

How goes the splatooning on this fine evening/day

[orchid merlin]

Not being overproud of our country but it's

Philippines*

[narrow quest]

I know, my boss should’ve trained him though

[inland gulch]

most companies are trying their best to cut cost to a bear min for no other way than plain greed. I should know, ive been in the insurance field for 20 plus years now..

[golden mist]

Yea frfr

[narrow quest]

Ima finish hero mode rq

[orchid merlin]

The boss is prolly tired or just plain lazy to train him,not making up a story just basing it on a theory

I'm turning on my Wii U

[plush venture]

I’m excited to play through it again on the preview version

I love s1 hero mode

[narrow quest]

i love octo expansion

i did an 8 ball level with motion today

[plush venture]

Octo expansion is Great too, personally I’m not much of a vapor wave person but they used it in pretty great ways

[plush venture]

Yogi training arc

[quiet kraken]

ready to play?

[orchid merlin]

Motion is 100% better than stick ngl

[plush venture]

I can play some tonight after work, I’ll be on in like 45 mins

[narrow quest]

i was obsessed with octo expansion from 2018-2021

[orchid merlin]

I'm still logging in

[narrow quest]

i use it as a training course basically

[orchid merlin]

I'll add u

[plush venture]

Octo expansion evil villain is by far my favorite

S3s was a bit of a let down especially with how they look

Too goofy for me

[orchid merlin]

Brozz what's y'all Pnids?

[narrow quest]

my pnid is Yogi83

[orchid merlin]

Our Wifi is fkin things up,damn.

[golden mist]

Octo expansion was a nice difficulty. The next step up from basic story mode

[inland gulch]

oof

[golden mist]

Inner agent 3 was fun to play ngl

[narrow quest]

i hope side order is as good as octo expansion

[plush venture]

Inner agent 3 was wondering

[golden mist]

Real

[plush venture]

Especially when fighting it as a newer player it was a huge challenge took all day

[narrow quest]

octo expansion is still fun to replay for me, 5 years later

[orchid merlin]

Added u

[narrow quest]

kk

[golden mist]

Yeaaaaaa i dont doubt it

[plush venture]

It definitely will be, it will probably be of similar quality level wise but might also have an overworld which I’m really hoping for

[inland gulch]

oh goodie, hopefuly, it wont destory me in my 1st playthrough XD

[plush venture]

Because overworld means speedrun skips

[orchid merlin]

@quiet kraken added u too

[quiet kraken]

ok

[golden mist]

AHHHH

That pfp

🤣

😭

[orchid merlin]

Our Wifi is having a hard time rn, bruh

[narrow quest]

i hope it has a world like alterna was but more closed off to fit the theme better

[golden mist]

Yeaaaa

Tbh

I wanted team order to win

[plush venture]

Me aswell, I’d love a more urban environment

[narrow quest]

i accepted the fr doyouwantoreos

[narrow quest]

real

[quiet kraken]

i prefer C H A O S

[orchid merlin]

Thnx

[plush venture]

I’ve always wanted to explore the outer city of Inkopolis or splatsville

[golden mist]

… flyhacks and invincibility👀

[orchid merlin]

I'm restarting this shii

[quiet kraken]

playing with a pretendo wii u or cemu?

[golden mist]

Please wait…

[orchid merlin]

Wii U for me

[quiet kraken]

me too :D

[orchid merlin]

Wii U broz

[golden mist]

Real

[inland gulch]

im playing on cemu, me with one hand & gamepad dont mix well

[orchid merlin]

BRO MY WIFI IS FCKED UP

[narrow quest]

i want it to open with pearl standing over you and then says "wake up 8 we have a city to save and a wife to undivorce"

[quiet kraken]

i sended you a fr

[orchid merlin]

I forgor u can connect your gamepad to a PC using an app

[inland gulch]

Hey, Calm down. Maybe trying reseting your wifi?

[narrow quest]

marina divorced pearl bc of the final fest😔

[orchid merlin]

My fam is connected

[golden mist]

U should get like a mouse with a ton of button options on it. Then u could aim with the mouse, and press all the buttons, and it feel comfortable all in one hand

[plush venture]

Best game of all time

[orchid merlin]

That's whats were doing rn

That's what*?

That what's*

[narrow quest]

im getting a new sploosh :3

[orchid merlin]

Idk

[plush venture]

How many levels till Neo machine yogi

[orchid merlin]

Nahh,fr me

[inland gulch]

Im used to the good old controller, ps4 controller works wonders with cemu & motion

[narrow quest]

2 levels

[orchid merlin]

hol on

[plush venture]

I’ll join in a bit

[golden mist]

Oh wow
Ok thats skill 😎

[orchid merlin]

My wifi is dying

[plush venture]

And maybe we can get enough for a public

[golden mist]

I cannot play sooooooooooooooooooo

[narrow quest]

if we get 8 people we should do public so i can achieve neo machine

[golden mist]

<t:0:T> lol

[orchid merlin]

I hope so

[quiet kraken]

i will say that in spanish

[golden mist]

🤔

[orchid merlin]

All I want is the goshdarn Charger

[quiet kraken]

i have the Hero Charger (amiibo)

[orchid merlin]

I have no amiibo

[plush venture]

Putting the L in your username since the 30th 😨 (joshing)

[quiet kraken]

me neither

[narrow quest]

the ink in splatoon 1 looks yummy

[orchid merlin]

I agree so much

[plush venture]

S1 ink best ink

[inland gulch]

Just as long as i can reach all the button comfertly with one hand, i adapt to whatever. lol

[golden mist]

Had the L in my name since i was born 😔

[narrow quest]

you cant tell the pink ink isnt strawberry flavored

[narrow quest]

and the purple ink IS grape flavored

[quiet kraken]

oh no

[golden mist]

Still, one handed gameplay is something that takes time to learn… ur kinda making me wanna learn how to lol

[orchid merlin]

Why only one hand?

[inland gulch]

please dont, your making me hungry now. XD

[inland gulch]

yes

[narrow quest]

i have 417 coins

🤑

[inland gulch]

To give contents, look up rassmussen sydrome. That should explain alot

[orchid merlin]

Wait what u only got 1 hand?man,God bless you

[orchid merlin]

Ohhh

[inland gulch]

mhmm

[orchid merlin]

I see

[inland gulch]

there are some videos on youtube as well

[orchid merlin]

Good thing u could still work

It's hard having that

[plush venture]

1 handed gameplay is something only a god could do 🔥

[orchid merlin]

Fr!

That's it
I'm gonna beat hero mode instead

1 hour from now our wifi will prolly be stable

Yes

[golden mist]

Prolly not 🤷‍♂️

Lol

[inland gulch]

I talk ok, mostly, and have very limired movement on my right arm and leg. other then that, im just a average, tech savey, kid in heart, even tho im 32, i still feel like 13

[golden mist]

Pretendo status: none

[orchid merlin]

Nahh,I have faith

Chato,I can't accept u

[narrow quest]

someone should make squids in real life

[orchid merlin]

@inland gulch I can't too

[narrow quest]

that would be so cool!

[golden mist]

Ur obviously doing really good for the condition ur in and congrats to you for that. That effort is special 👏

[inland gulch]

I will get around to making videos showing all this in time. if i have feel time from working lol

[orchid merlin]

32 yrs

Bro survived having Rasmussen's Syndrome

I salute u

[inland gulch]

As crazy as this may sounds, in the 90s, it was so rare that i was listed among the 51 seen cases of that since the 1960s

[narrow quest]

breaking news😨

[orchid merlin]

You're in hisyory

[golden mist]

Wow

[orchid merlin]

TELL MY GODDAMN WIFI TO BE STABLE

I can't even get the news cast on Splatoon

Look hol in

On

[inland gulch]

medical history, that and i was interview by the local news station right after i recover and went home at the age of 9

[orchid merlin]

Y'all should start a Pbs

[narrow quest]

if nintendo doesnt add squid sisters news to s3 i wont be sane for much longer

[orchid merlin]

Without me,imma join in when my wifi Is stable

[narrow quest]

i need the silly squids to cast news

[orchid merlin]

Silli

[narrow quest]

i dont care if its deep cuts game, i NEED callie and marie on the news

[orchid merlin]

@quiet kraken

Y'all should play a 1v1 first

I'm gonna try heromode while I wait

[narrow quest]

pb made

join if you want

[quiet kraken]

what

[orchid merlin]

I can't join :'‹

[golden mist]

Remember Stars, if everyone in the pb is ight with it, THEN u can hack… just saying bc uve had a… history to say the least

[inland gulch]

can i join?

[narrow quest]

ill wait for you oreos

[orchid merlin]

My wifi still sucks

[quiet kraken]

ill wait too

[golden mist]

Yea u just need to friend one of em

[narrow quest]

ill make it after friending you guys

[plush venture]

30ish mins till I’m on

[quiet kraken]

i want the samurai outfit complete

[narrow quest]

my pnid is Yogi83

add me

[inland gulch]

friend who? thats what im trying to figure out this madhouse

[golden mist]

That… isnt my time

[orchid merlin]

Yogi

[golden mist]

Yea them

[narrow quest]

earlier today i thought july 31st 2023 didnt exist😔

was that video announcement real btw?

[inland gulch]

k, hold on. im glad the friends list on wii u syncs up with cemu 🙂

[narrow quest]

kk

[golden mist]

I saw 😂 i had to search it up myself before posting it

[golden mist]

And yes, Im planning on it

[narrow quest]

ok

accepted

[inland gulch]

and sent fr yogi

[narrow quest]

ok Chris

im waiting for my wii u to recieve it

[inland gulch]

Hope this doesnt turn into a nightmare...

[golden mist]

Yogi u may need to reset if it isnt showing up

[narrow quest]

ill send you a request if it doesnt show up

[inland gulch]

idk if it will sent through from my cemu...

ok

[topaz saffron]

i can't even get into my own room in cemu rn

[narrow quest]

i sent it chris

[orchid merlin]

Our wifi is now stable

[narrow quest]

we should be friends now

[orchid merlin]

Im gonna restart my Wii U

[inland gulch]

yey, fingers crossed

[narrow quest]

im starting splatoon

[golden mist]

Imma just lurk in chat

[orchid merlin]

Still booting up

Istg if my wifi isn't stable on Wii U I'm gonna flip

2x

[viral flame]

https://youtu.be/yuy_RdwDuQ8

[golden mist]

Ethernet?

[orchid merlin]

Nah wireless

[golden mist]

Ahhh

[inland gulch]

My point of view

[orchid merlin]

It's black

[narrow quest]

pb made

[orchid merlin]

Bro the resolution

[narrow quest]

this is a little gem i made when the fnaf movie trailer released

[orchid merlin]

It ain't connecting to my Pnid :((

Bruhh

BRUHHHHHHH

[inland gulch]

1920 x 1080, HP Laptop, igpu

[narrow quest]

ill play skylanders trap team for the 3ds while i wait😔

[orchid merlin]

I mean it's better

[golden mist]

saved to watch later

Gotta be a sick beat

[inland gulch]

for a dual core 4 thread, its decent...and playable

[orchid merlin]

Better than my laptop

[narrow quest]

i love having a working 3ds again

[inland gulch]

booting into splatoon

[orchid merlin]

My laptop can't even run a DS game

[quiet kraken]

tomorrow i will get my 3ds back, i think

[narrow quest]

ok

[quiet kraken]

if not im hopeless

[golden mist]

What resolution do u run splatoon at? Ill go first: 320x180

[narrow quest]

you host i huess

[quiet kraken]

i will go later

[orchid merlin]

BRUH

[narrow quest]

ill join and chris can join through me

[inland gulch]

mine can run up to switch and 3ds but cant netplay on them.

[orchid merlin]

Fk this

[viral flame]

so relatable

[orchid merlin]

Ahh

[narrow quest]

joining

[viral flame]

img didnt attach

[inland gulch]

HP 15-dy2131wm is what im using if your curisity.

[orchid merlin]

Lenovo S10-3s

[golden mist]

Cmon wheres the people representing the Mac Gaming community?1?1??1

[orchid merlin]

I'm so disappointed ok my Wii u Rn

On

Y'all should start without me first

[viral flame]

follow me for more tutorials

[quiet kraken]

i will get my samurai outfit i will be right there soon

[inland gulch]

its no gaming pc but it gets the job done for my want and needs atm

[golden mist]

I think i didnt follow this tutorial right or smth …

[orchid merlin]

Grateful fr

[narrow quest]

i lost in skystones😔

[inland gulch]

OMG Why? NewsFlash!?!

[golden mist]

I dumped from my wii u

[orchid merlin]

Istg,istg.

[inland gulch]

Ok, im in splatoon now so whenever ya are ready 🙂

[orchid merlin]

I am now losing my patience.

[narrow quest]

we are ready

[golden mist]

[orchid merlin]

My phone can browse perfectly On YouTube

[orchid merlin]

It's on if you're wondering

[viral flame]

try this one

[inland gulch]

wait, wait, wait.....how did u get the whole menu on cemu?!

[golden mist]

Lol i didnt doubt it

[quiet kraken]

@narrow quest sended you a fr

[narrow quest]

ok

ill accept it

[golden mist]

Welp, crashed on booting up

[quiet kraken]

nice can you join now?

[viral flame]

True

[orchid merlin]

Idk

[quiet kraken]

try

[jaunty swallow]

Hi ppl

[orchid merlin]

I like how I defeated u using jr

[quiet kraken]

hi windows :D

[golden mist]

Yoooooo

[orchid merlin]

2 days ago

[orchid merlin]

And default

[narrow quest]

im starting splatoon

[orchid merlin]

Nahhh

[orchid merlin]

Watsup Windows

[jaunty swallow]

What are you guys playing?

pb?

[orchid merlin]

Splat1

[golden mist]

Which u also param-edited, right?

[jaunty swallow]

Hii

[golden mist]

Minecraft

[orchid merlin]

Who tf asked

Nah jk

[quiet kraken]

lol

i cant join u @narrow quest

[viral flame]

Splatoon Kiosk Demo

[orchid merlin]

I miss Splatoon when they didn't close the servers down

[quiet kraken]

yea

[golden mist]

Real

[quiet kraken]

i was level 38 :(

[orchid merlin]

I have been waiting for 3mins.

[orchid merlin]

I'm like lvl 50 Rank A+

I keep up with Japanese Players ,ik no one asked

[jaunty swallow]

True gaming

[quiet kraken]

SKD

[orchid merlin]

Haha

News didn't show up

I hate this so much

I have restart my Wii U More than 4x

Do I need to clean it?

[golden mist]

Welp imma let u guys keep having obvious fun getting in a pb. Cya

[orchid merlin]

It connected fine

On the internet

Yet On Splatoon it doesn't

I'm gonna bounce

Imma play in 1-2 hours

If it doesn't work imma play tmr

[golden mist]

Wait

Wait

[orchid merlin]

Wat

[golden mist]

Are u still in sploon

[orchid merlin]

Yes

[golden mist]

Go to lobby

Tell me what u see

[inland gulch]

Uh oh, now my laptop WiFi just stopped working. Lovely...

[orchid merlin]

Ok

Don't receive and receive

I pressed received

[golden mist]

Ok u need to delete shared save data in system settings

[orchid merlin]

Aight

If this works,I owe u a big thnx

[golden mist]

Lol

[orchid merlin]

It won't delete the main data?

[golden mist]

Here hold on

[orchid merlin]

I'll deleted that?

[viral flame]

a how2

[golden mist]

System settings/data management/copy\move\delete/(storage device)/Splatoon/shared save data and delete

[inland gulch]

nevermind, rebooting fix it. it went nuts after it went airport mode ugh

[golden mist]

Yea that

[orchid merlin]

Deleted it

Lemme try now

[quiet kraken]

@narrow quest you created an priv battle?

[orchid merlin]

Just additional info btw

[narrow quest]

im in one

[orchid merlin]

Friend lists won't show on my Wii U

[viral flame]

where is splatone.

[inland gulch]

This is how my getto setup looks like XD

[orchid merlin]

Splatone

[orchid merlin]

Mine is more dirtier

[golden mist]

Nice setup 😎

[orchid merlin]

IT WORKED

THNX SO MUCH

[golden mist]

nice

[inland gulch]

and ps5 as well which i have a story with that

[golden mist]

ur welcome

[steady bramble]

Would inkstrike even work?

[orchid merlin]

I will never forget what u have done,THXNXX SO MUCH

[inland gulch]

ps5 controller i meant

[quiet kraken]

hi yogi

[orchid merlin]

PS4 controller is better ngl

[viral flame]

rah

[plush venture]

In Splatoon

[inland gulch]

agreed

[plush venture]

You can join

[orchid merlin]

After I saw that 2 days ago,I Restarted my Wii U

[orchid merlin]

More easier to control

[golden mist]

Anyways fr now imma head out. Cya

[quiet kraken]

yea

[orchid merlin]

Cya man

[quiet kraken]

hi stars

[narrow quest]

cya

[plush venture]

I like the switch sticks more for 2d games

[orchid merlin]

Hold on

[plush venture]

Mainly because of the smaller radius

[orchid merlin]

I'm stuck on "Joining Private battle"

Alr it kicked me

Jayyyy

[viral flame]

there is still no opportunity for splatton.

[inland gulch]

i bought the ps4 and ps5 a week ago...from walmart....which omg they wanted over $200 dollars in store for the og ps5 controller but $ 60 for a camo one..

[orchid merlin]

Fuck

It's stuck on friends listnnow

[orchid merlin]

Corrupted

[dusty shuttle]

W opinion

[jaunty swallow]

I sent you a fr

[inland gulch]

i asked a store worker why it cost so much, hes response...one is a ford so its cheaper while the other is a lamgbo which why it costed more.

[orchid merlin]

Wat

[jaunty swallow]

Finally fl works

[quiet kraken]

windows join pls

[orchid merlin]

Mine is stuck

[viral flame]

i don't like the ps4 controller but i've also never used a ps5 controller

ive only seen 2 ps5s in real life

[plush venture]

Switch pro controller has the best stick click

[dusty shuttle]

PS5 Elite controller > Xbox elite controller

[orchid merlin]

In my whole life I only tried the PS4,Wii u Pro,and gamepad

[orchid merlin]

Fax

[narrow quest]

if someone doesnt like splatoon they cant be trusted

[plush venture]

Ps4 Controller Stick Click feels like I just squashed a bug inside the controller

[orchid merlin]

It's stuck in Health And Safety:(

Man now im scared

[narrow quest]

i want a ps5 just for spiderman and not having to wait a year to play fnaf games

[golden mist]

NES controller > Ps5 controller

[plush venture]

🏥&⚠️

[narrow quest]

are you on tiramisu

[orchid merlin]

Aroma

I didn't put it on Autoboot

[narrow quest]

is it set to autoboot