Splatoon

[viral flame]

/kill @e

[dusty shuttle]

Its creative now just typing 1 doesnt work

[opal herald]

Anyway, I will move this Musk talk to #offtopic

[dusty shuttle]

I miss that

[viral flame]

lets go to turf!

[echo gulch]

fr

[viral flame]

2/8

[plush venture]

I’m using turf controls!

[narrow quest]

tturf time!!!!

[prisma maple]

Time for me to play the most annoying weapons.

[viral flame]

it is time for elieter.

[opal herald]

Like I said #offtopic

[vast jungle]

what the bloddy hell!!!

[tepid canopy]

6/8

turf

[prisma maple]

im coming with a blaster 😎

[plush venture]

Ell*

[prisma maple]

im just chatting while the flawless pretendo matchmaking system is doing its work

[echo gulch]

I need to port the roblox da hood flame thrower to splatoon

but the model isn't available

[viral flame]

where has everyone gone

[tepid canopy]

NO HOST CRAHS

[prisma maple]

3/8

[dusty shuttle]

you crashed

[prisma maple]

0006

[viral flame]

no i didn't???

[dusty shuttle]

nah you did

[plush venture]

I’m transferring my Wii U files again

I changed my mii

[viral flame]

FAKE INFORMATION.

[dusty shuttle]

nvm you didnt

[narrow quest]

6/8

[dusty shuttle]

I love misinformation 🥰

[viral flame]

yippee

[prisma maple]

8/8 yay

[tepid canopy]

gl

[plush venture]

Yahoo

[prisma maple]

(i hate this game)

[plush venture]

Wahaa

Triple jump noises

[rapid haven]

Ranked or turf?

[plush venture]

Turf

[dusty shuttle]

I have no sound

:(

[viral flame]

.3% win

[tepid canopy]

3 didgets

wow

[prisma maple]

pretwindo is using a modded weapon

[tepid canopy]

yea

[viral flame]

cringe!

[tepid canopy]

i said i was gonna do that

[prisma maple]

gonna get him banned if i see him again

[tepid canopy]

didnt i?

what?

[dusty shuttle]

whats the modded weapon

[upper imp]

lol

[tepid canopy]

.

[rapid haven]

2/8

I'm with flacs

[upper imp]

uwu

[rapid haven]

Did the time start again?

[prisma maple]

splat bomb

[dusty shuttle]

custom kit ?

[viral flame]

8/1

win

[prisma maple]

probably

[viral flame]

and i got dced

[dusty shuttle]

kk

[dusty shuttle]

skill issue

[tepid canopy]

bro thats all that it is

[narrow quest]

5/8

[tepid canopy]

lmfao

[viral flame]

lobbies split again

👍

im all alone

[dusty shuttle]

our lobby crashed

[prisma maple]

yeah i dont remember agreeing to that

[dusty shuttle]

no worries

[viral flame]

yesh because i was host and got dced

[tepid canopy]

neither did you disagree intill now

[viral flame]

they broke host switching

[narrow quest]

brb

[prisma maple]

now we played a match wdym?

[tepid canopy]

i said it towards wveryone

[dusty shuttle]

4/8

[tepid canopy]

nvm

[prisma maple]

this is what u do if u are gonna do something

[viral flame]

89 players this is now fortnite

[tepid canopy]

alr then now i know

[viral flame]

6/8

[wispy minnow]

Hi

[dusty shuttle]

pretendo servers would catch fire

[upper imp]

xDDDDD

[prisma maple]

they are already on fire

[wispy minnow]

Yea

[prisma maple]

2 more

1

[dusty shuttle]

it would turn it into a nuclear bomb

or smth

[prisma maple]

i hate these maps

[upper imp]

https://tenor.com/view/its-fine-dog-fine-dog-fire-meme-gif-16250404

[dusty shuttle]

I love these maps 😀

[tepid canopy]

split lobbys

[viral flame]

atom split

[tepid canopy]

🔥

[viral flame]

no we're just full

[wispy minnow]

Clam blitz moray towers

[prisma maple]

this weapon is so fucking hard omg

[dusty shuttle]

orbital strike ?

[prisma maple]

i somehow got top fragger even tho half of my kills were stolen

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/974430539471806517/1063176620371873832/FA316E60-F381-4171-B68A-9883BBAD6616.gif

[upper imp]

f

[prisma maple]

bro

[dusty shuttle]

hmmm

[prisma maple]

why doesnt the burst bomb combo kill

how much damage up do i need for this shit weapon

this weapon is making me mad imma go now

[dusty shuttle]

bruh

[ivory brook]

ok ima back

[harsh hawk]

what weapon?

[viral flame]

grim range blaster

[harsh hawk]

ooof

well, can I join in a bit?

[viral flame]

sure

its public

[dusty shuttle]

hehehe

(I didnt contribute)

[viral flame]

7/8

[ivory brook]

are we normal or rank

[dusty shuttle]

turf

[viral flame]

normal

[ivory brook]

i enter in an empty room

[dusty shuttle]

ok

yay

I hate snipers

[ivory brook]

me too

[viral flame]

i hate you 😡

[dusty shuttle]

In computing, a denial-of-service attack (DoS attack) is a cyber-attack in which the perpetrator seeks to make a machine or network resource unavailable to its intended users by temporarily or indefinitely disrupting services of a host connected to a network. Denial of service is typically accomplished by flooding the targeted machine or resource with superfluous requests in an attempt to overload systems and prevent some or all legitimate requests from being fulfilled.[1]

[ivory brook]

bro

[burnt shoal]

Anyone wanna do a private battle?

[ivory brook]

ok after this one

[burnt shoal]

Ok

[dusty shuttle]

I hate myself (and snipers)

[viral flame]

ouch negative kd

6/8

[dusty shuttle]

who

[viral flame]

me

[dusty shuttle]

rip

skill issue

[viral flame]

death threats.

[dusty shuttle]

I love you too !!!!

[viral flame]

lets make out :3333

[dusty shuttle]

no.

[viral flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034963505566203994/1087892694015156274/SmartSelect_20230321_181525.gif

[ivory brook]

@burnt shoal for private we need to be friends on wii u

[echo gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/kyumaraj-girls-dancing-fire-nicki-minaj-gif-22188821

[burnt shoal]

I know

[dusty shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

[burnt shoal]

Stole my video..

[echo gulch]

erm...

That's a gif...

[burnt shoal]

Ik

Still stolen 😘

[upper imp]

6/8

[viral flame]

a gif is just a video without sound

[burnt shoal]

FR

[dusty shuttle]

what is a video without video then

[viral flame]

audio

[dusty shuttle]

.

[echo gulch]

Nuh uh

[burnt shoal]

I had to think abt this.

[echo gulch]

erm... u stole this

[ivory brook]

How i love being stuck at searching for a battle

[burnt shoal]

Okkkk 😍

[dusty shuttle]

i have lost hope in humanity

[burnt shoal]

NO I DIDNT

[echo gulch]

erm yez ;-;

[burnt shoal]

This how ima do you.

Im the girl with the blue jacket

[echo gulch]

YALL MY HOUSE BROKE... SEND PRAYERS!

[echo gulch]

too bad you don't know where i am!!

[dusty shuttle]

is that roblox

[burnt shoal]

🙏😭

[echo gulch]

no

it's minecraft

[ivory brook]

buy a new one

[dusty shuttle]

minecraft doesnt look this bad

😐

[echo gulch]

y'all my house is fine inside but outside erm 💔💔💔

[ivory brook]

same

[burnt shoal]

Whats yall favorite splatoon 1,2,3 song?

[dusty shuttle]

Last surprise

[echo gulch]

Oh my god! I'm being attacked by a wall!

[dusty shuttle]

from persona 5

👍

[echo gulch]

YASS

[jaunty frigate]

No one playing?

[echo gulch]

On my way!

[burnt shoal]

KORBLOX 😜

[viral flame]

splatoon SUCKS

[dusty shuttle]

true !!

[viral flame]

im gonna play peggle

[burnt shoal]

COEMS💵💵💵💸

[echo gulch]

OMG!!!!

[burnt shoal]

Ima go play barbie dream house 2914 girly pop hairdryer possay eater 200 😘😍

[echo gulch]

Send prayers! This world is messed up...

[thick rampart]

i remember having played that years ago

im surprised its still active tho?

[viral flame]

What the FUCK

[dusty shuttle]

xbox 🤮

[echo gulch]

private servers are so cool

[dusty shuttle]

ps3 better

[echo gulch]

what are you doing

I'm arrived to my hotel y'all!

[dusty shuttle]

your hotel looks empty as fuck

[echo gulch]

Satan is trying to get me!

[viral flame]

playing peggle

[dusty shuttle]

what the fuck

[echo gulch]

I'm a karen

[viral flame]

only the finest games

[burnt shoal]

I wanna play story mode with sniper is that possible?

[dusty shuttle]

Plants vs Zombies 🥰

[viral flame]

what!

[echo gulch]

No more!!!

[dusty shuttle]

why do you have your game in french

[echo gulch]

MY FACE???

[echo gulch]

I'm the baguette queen

[dusty shuttle]

wait r you really french

🤮

[echo gulch]

yes connasse

;-;

[dusty shuttle]

ta la haine

[burnt shoal]

Your frenchist

[dusty shuttle]

🤓

[echo gulch]

non

anyway

[dusty shuttle]

dommage

[jaunty frigate]

6/8 public

[stiff ibex]

how is it

[viral flame]

Je n'aime pas les Français

[dusty shuttle]

pareil

[burnt shoal]

I might translate to see what that says

[dusty shuttle]

it means "I hate the french"

[burnt shoal]

…

Oop

[ivory brook]

I can read what you are saying but i cant speak

[thick rampart]

at least updates don't take ages to install

[viral flame]

Ils sentent mauvais. Comme le poisson

[dusty shuttle]

Ils sont relous surtout

👍

[ivory brook]

duvido alguém traduzir isto

[viral flame]

Ils devraient venir en Amérique 🦥🦥🦥

[dusty shuttle]

Non

[viral flame]

oui.

[dusty shuttle]

Autant mourir !!!!!

[viral flame]

😡😡😡😡

[dusty shuttle]

the us looks boring

[viral flame]

It's most silly

[dusty shuttle]

yeah because you eat mcdonalds every minute

👍

[viral flame]

Mourir.

[dusty shuttle]

ah ok

[viral flame]

I do NOT

[dusty shuttle]

sympa

[viral flame]

😡😡

[ivory brook]

that is the description of my friends

[dusty shuttle]

arent you canadian

or smth

[eternal niche]

6/8 in pubs

[plush venture]

The usa is awesome!!! (Miserable)

[ivory brook]

good night everyone

[dusty shuttle]

gn

[narrow quest]

Are you guys still playing pubs

[shy star]

y

[viral flame]

You scared her

[narrow quest]

It was her who sent it

[viral flame]

What the freak

[dusty shuttle]

who wants to play in open

because nah im not torturing myself

[viral flame]

Perhaps .

although barnacle and dime is going to make me want to die

[dusty shuttle]

although what

[viral flame]

Halles de Port-merlu 😡😡

[dusty shuttle]

oh

The english name is barnacle and dime ???

[viral flame]

Yes

[dusty shuttle]

weird ahh name

[viral flame]

For a bad map

[dusty shuttle]

bad name for a bad map

[viral flame]

It's just spawn camp or die

[dusty shuttle]

the map looks like plastic

[viral flame]

It's also a Tetris piece

[dusty shuttle]

isnt like most of the map design based off of tetris pieces

[viral flame]

Unfortunately

I don't know if it's intentional but it makes it annoying to play

[dusty shuttle]

its for casual gamers 🤓

[viral flame]

The casual gamers:

[dusty shuttle]

I cant even get a kill with this shitty ult

how can you get 3 in a row

[viral flame]

Hell if I know

[shy star]

2 more public

[wispy minnow]

Do yall care if I tell what im fuvking thinking

[dusty shuttle]

it depends

[wispy minnow]

Terrorist agent from the squidbeak splatoon that can for some reason use telekinesis

[dusty shuttle]

w h a t

[wispy minnow]

Yes

[viral flame]

Papa’s pizzeria

[dusty shuttle]

why does this look like the dota 2 icon

[viral flame]

Volvo stole from apple 💔💔

[plush venture]

Apple! My favorite

[dusty shuttle]

i ahte aplele

[viral flame]

finally got itunes to work

(i just cheated and tried on another computer)

[dusty shuttle]

something is wrong

[viral flame]

I see nothing wrong

[dusty shuttle]

smasung + itunes ???¿¿¿¿

[stiff ibex]

i pad and samsung at the same time

[viral flame]

smasnug ❤️

i am using the latest version of itunes???

fuck you

[dusty shuttle]

Learn More

[viral flame]

naww

[thick rampart]

oh god no

[stiff ibex]

MORE AI

[dusty shuttle]

i love ai

[viral flame]

I spot a mild grammatical error

[plush venture]

Old iTunes is a awesome

[viral flame]

Start you AI journey

💯

[thick rampart]

talking about AI... bing AI recognizes pretendo network while chatgpt does not

[thorn storm]

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[viral flame]

Real

I use iTunes on my 2005 PowerBook G4 to sync my iPod

I miss the aqua blue and stainless steel aesthetic

[wispy minnow]

aNdRoid bEtTaH1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1

[plush venture]

Apple feld off?!?

[wispy minnow]

Which is better
iPong 14 pro max (scam)
Or
iPong 2g to 8 and da whole android gang

[dusty shuttle]

little green robot better

[narrow quest]

apple fell off the tower?!?!?!

[plush venture]

Get him some super jump!

[echo gulch]

ERM

[wispy minnow]

Also I identify as a terrorist squid

[narrow quest]

whenever i play s1 arrowana mall i fall into the water like 5 times😭

[dusty shuttle]

bro thinks hes playing csgo

[viral flame]

what!

[wispy minnow]

💀🤑

[echo gulch]

i identify as no gender at all

if i see binary i cry /s

#funny

[viral flame]

#lol

[echo gulch]

#lm*o

[dusty shuttle]

does anyone have spare csgo cases they arent willing to open because they dont have a gambling addiction

🤑

[plush venture]

Lenyte try to play anything besides a soul sucking shooter game challenge IMPOSSIBLE

[narrow quest]

if a loved one has a gambling addiction just show them the shell out machine

[dusty shuttle]

we do a little trolling

[plush venture]

And rolling 🎰 give me that knife

[echo gulch]

slot_machine

[dusty shuttle]

I need me a butterfly knife

🤑

[narrow quest]

SPLAOON

SPLAON

SPLAN

SPLN

SPN

SPIN THE SHELL OUT MACHINE FOR A CHANCE TO GET A GOLD SPLASHTAG🤑

[viral flame]

What the freak

why can I not update 😡

[plush venture]

Go to your local Apple Store and talk to an apple genius today!

They will tell you one of 2 things

[dusty shuttle]

this is NOT an apple device

[plush venture]

Have you soft reset it, if that doesn’t work, then erase the whole thing and start over 😁

[viral flame]

I can't even do a restore

lmfao

[narrow quest]

THAT WAS TERRIBLE

the broken touchscreen on my chromebook turned on

it started doing random shit and i couldnt stop it😭

anyways

is anyone playing rn

[viral flame]

They duped me

[dusty shuttle]

L

[zenith fractal]

f

[echo gulch]

Me on my way to make a roblox gun model for splatoon knowing damn well i always crash trying this

WHY DID IT REPLY

HELP????????????????

Is my discord client hiding stuff from me

[dusty shuttle]

WHAT

[viral flame]

Is it?

[dusty shuttle]

no

[viral flame]

Thank god

[dusty shuttle]

wait until its sequel comes out

[hardy epoch]

anyone on?

[upper imp]

yes

3/8

5/8

f

[rare wyvern]

NOOOOOO

[thorn storm]

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[modest ibex]

no!

[viral flame]

Hi!
Lol fart and makes noise. Naynay

[inland gulch]

ggs all gtg..

[steady bramble]

I keep getting stuck on the searching for battle screen

[rose tartan]

Also stuck on the searching screen

[steady bramble]

[harsh hawk]

most of the time there aren't enough people for public battles

[steady bramble]

Yeah but it usually let's me pass that screen

Hi hi hi

[harsh hawk]

Hii

[narrow quest]

Is there a public lobby going

[harsh hawk]

I don't think so?

[shy star]

private battle anyone?

[stoic flicker]

sure

@shy star you wanna host

[shy star]

sure gimme a sec

booting..

[shy star]

rooms opened

[stoic flicker]

ill brb

[shy star]

k

[stoic flicker]

back

we can start now

gg

[harsh hawk]

Can I join?

[rapid haven]

Hi

Can I join too?

Is it vanilla Splatoon?

[narrow quest]

I’ll join in a bit if you guys want

[shy star]

yes

[rapid haven]

Of course that I want

[narrow quest]

Ok

[stoic flicker]

Does everyone have me or samon added

[shy star]

yall can join if u want

[harsh hawk]

Nope

Can one of you add me?

[shy star]

hol up

lemme open friends

[shy star]

added

[shy star]

ill open another room

[stoic flicker]

okY

i alr added williams

[shy star]

rooms opened

[narrow quest]

Idk how to move it without getting burned😭😭😭

I’ll join after I eat

[shy star]

u should've used a bowl

[stoic flicker]

what is that container lol

[narrow quest]

It is a bowl😭😭😭

[shy star]

???

[narrow quest]

It just looks weird in the picture

[stoic flicker]

use oven mitts and pray

[shy star]

aint no way thats a bowl, that is a plate

[narrow quest]

Update: I moved it

[stoic flicker]

@rapid haven are you still joining

[narrow quest]

Not a good one

It is a bowl

[shy star]

ohh...perspective...

[stoic flicker]

samon and jay vs me

[rapid haven]

Can't get the news

[stoic flicker]

gg

[shy star]

gg

[shy star]

y?

[rapid haven]

I don't know

I can't even connect to wifi

[shy star]

dang..

[rapid haven]

Yo what? (Console update)

[stoic flicker]

gg

[harsh hawk]

Gg

[shy star]

gg

[stoic flicker]

what version are you on?

[rapid haven]

5.5.6

[stoic flicker]

serious? wow

[shy star]

i wonder if custom servers can be done through LAN?...

[stoic flicker]

I didn’t think they made wii u uodates anymore

[harsh hawk]

Uh oh

Yup

[stoic flicker]

i got dc

[shy star]

yup

[stoic flicker]

106-0103

[shy star]

lemme remake

rooms up again

[stoic flicker]

let’s do hammerhead

like it was set

is the other person joining?

[rapid haven]

It doesn't.

They don't.

[shy star]

Dav's?

[stoic flicker]

maybe it just means your update blocker works

bc it can’t connect to the server

[zinc quartz]

I also have this problem on pretendo

not sure if it has anything to do with pretendo I just noticed it while having inkay on

[zenith fractal]

no way

skweed using the splatoon channel

[rose tartan]

Is anyone else unable to connect to the server in Splatoon?

[stoic flicker]

rematch

same map and mode

[shy star]

ok

[woven star]

Are you playing right now? Put an emoji

[stoic flicker]

gg

[shy star]

gg

[harsh hawk]

Gg

[narrow quest]

I can play now

Idk if I should though

[stoic flicker]

you should

i have to go after this game

[narrow quest]

I might

[stoic flicker]

gg

[shy star]

my last too

[stoic flicker]

it was fun

[shy star]

fn at least

[harsh hawk]

Gg

[shy star]

ill brb

gg

[tawny eagle]

I've been stuck on the splatoon "searching for battles" screen for 3 hours and can't let me exit, any solutions?

[thorny helm]

Restart the console

I had to do it once

[tawny eagle]

alr

[thorny helm]

It's because no one is online battling

It least right now

[tawny eagle]

just by pressing the power button?

[thorny helm]

Hold It until it turns off

Make sure it's the console power button not gamepad lol

[tawny eagle]

i did on the console, phew

[thorny helm]

Yeah it happened to me once lol it won't corrupt your console or anything

[tawny eagle]

ok, thanks! surprised how no one connected during those 3 hours

It maybe has to do that I'm using a new account with level 1 and never played before (on pretendo)

[rose tartan]

It's doing the same for me but rebooting fixed it

[steady bramble]

Are you trying to do public battles?

[mystic cairn]

Hey is anyone playing right now?

[rose tartan]

Not playing RN but I can try booting up the game

[mystic cairn]

Well I'm gonna probably get off anyways. It seems like there's only like 6 people online anyways. I'll play tomorrow

[inland gulch]

Join pubs

[viral flame]

I think with a mod you can do LAN play on the testfire

But from what I've heard it doesn't work on Cemu

[viral flame]

You don't have to unless the system is actually frozen

Just click it

[thorny helm]

I believe his system was in a frozen state when matchmaking you can't exit with home button and he was matchmaking forever

[steady bramble]

The workaround to that is disconnecting your internet if you're able to

[rose tartan]

I'd join public but it's not connecting for whatever reason. Sorry y'all

[steady bramble]

I don't think it's working for anyone

[thorny helm]

The pretendo servers must had took a fat Dookie on splatoon lol

[hollow latch]

Another rework

[flint obsidian]

How do you join matches

[thorny helm]

I don't think you can right now

[flint obsidian]

My ppid is nathpro16

[zenith nimbus]

im playing

k

hey um how do u add friends?

on pretendo

[zenith nimbus]

hey neo we can do private battles if that's ok with u

[spring verge]

Me wants to play

SPLATOON

[pearl lodge]

turf
3/8

[prisma maple]

@pearl lodge u wont find any players during this time

im just testing stuff with my alt account

pubs is only active during american peak hours

[pearl lodge]

ok

[spice canopy]

Anyone playing?

[graceful quartz]

@inland gulch

[prisma maple]

dead chat 🥱

[thorn storm]

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wii u

yes

[graceful quartz]

Pretendo has no life

[prisma maple]

its a walking corpse

[graceful quartz]

It's like something you have but also don't

[prisma maple]

i should definitely port this to s1

140p inkstrike with no cooldown

booyah bomb explosion radius

i overbuffed inkstrike

probably

[graceful quartz]

I can finally spam it!

[modest ibex]

fake

[graceful quartz]

True

[dusty shuttle]

this is NOT ink armor

[modest ibex]

WOW.

why cant i play wii karaoke u

😡

[prisma maple]

WAIT 7/8

someone plz

gonna wait until 25s timer to join with my alt

[upper imp]

hola

amiguitos

[wispy minnow]

Come online

Who is online

[prisma maple]

go pubs

[wispy minnow]

Im in

Got out

[upper imp]

im here

searching for play turf war

but f

[wispy minnow]

I cant join

[prisma maple]

now its working again

[wispy minnow]

Btw i got all gear and weapons

[golden mist]

🧐

Hacker!1!1!!1

[wispy minnow]

Totally legal

POLICE I SWEAR IT WASNT ME

I DID NOT SAY LITTLE KIDS NOR PIRATE

[prisma maple]

bro where did everyone in pubs go

[wispy minnow]

Idk

[prisma maple]

did u join

[wispy minnow]

Joining

Uh

Same problem

[prisma maple]

amazing matchmaking pretendo

[hardy epoch]

🤨

[golden mist]

👍

[prisma maple]

now everyone is gone

5/8

[prisma maple]

power off your wii u

[upper imp]

I Will do This

[wispy minnow]

OH

I JOINED

[prisma maple]

6/8 the timer didnt go up 🥰

[wispy minnow]

2 MORE

[upper imp]

Agustín me puedes hablar a mí en español si querés

[prisma maple]

also i will be pushing an update to splatoon enhanced that allows you to press the b button to disconnect public/ranked matches early

[wispy minnow]

hola FLACS, como estas

That's most likely basic spanish

[upper imp]

Jajajajaa

[wispy minnow]

Also i stole the name from a troller's alt

[prisma maple]

5/8

oh 4

[wispy minnow]

4/8*

[prisma maple]

now 5

[wispy minnow]

5

Flick

Racist grandpa theme

[upper imp]

I restart mi wii u but Its something

[prisma maple]

react with 👍 if you consent me forcing ranked mode or 👎 if you dont

[upper imp]

Im here again

Im level 8

[prisma maple]

6/8

[wispy minnow]

Bah dee

[golden mist]

It doesnt matter for regular battle, since enjoyer can force the mode on everyone in there anyways (if everyone agrees)

[prisma maple]

ranked modes in turf is just a fast way to end the game

turf points count only towards the objective

[golden mist]

Yea. Doesnt - yea that

[prisma maple]

but if u get knockout with the objective u will have map control anyway

in a way turf + tower is better than regular tower control because it fixes the problem of quick respawn stealth abuse

[golden mist]

Yea

Ohhhhhh true

[wispy minnow]

7

[prisma maple]

1 more

[upper imp]

LoL

[modest ibex]

wow

[wispy minnow]

Lmao

[prisma maple]

dont worry its not split yet

[wispy minnow]

Anyway

Wait 37 secs

Nvm

[prisma maple]

ok nice

[upper imp]

Thats sucks

UU

[modest ibex]

yay!

[wispy minnow]

I'm legit shit

Im getting RG

What

[prisma maple]

you guys forgot the objective

[wispy minnow]

What was it?

[prisma maple]

i love how this mode isnt just qr abuse

[modest ibex]

someone dcd

yay!

[wispy minnow]

I accidentally joined another lobby

20 secs

321

[prisma maple]

what the fuck is happening

[modest ibex]

i keep forgetting its turf

yay!

[prisma maple]

bro the fucking news 😭

[modest ibex]

okay

[prisma maple]

every time we try to play

[prisma maple]

Connected to friend service

[modest ibex]

You have 5 pending friend request(s)

[prisma maple]

A communication error has occurred

whadafuk

[modest ibex]

ur still here

[prisma maple]

yes

[modest ibex]

then

[prisma maple]

i wasnt talking about me

i can physically feel when someone gets a communication error

bro can pretendo stop dcing people trying to join

[modest ibex]

theres probably another lobby

with everyone that dcd

how not joyous.

[prisma maple]

there isnt with the new servers

a new lobby cant be made unless the current one breaks

unless its ranked

[modest ibex]

thats not great

[prisma maple]

u can try dcing to see if another lobby exists

[modest ibex]

i shouldve changed my weapon while i could

anyway

[prisma maple]

2 more

1

i hate splatling rng

last person to join gets free communication error

joining with my alt

[modest ibex]

i crashed

yay!

[prisma maple]

wow

fair 3v3

fair game

[dusty shuttle]

wow

that was something

[modest ibex]

what the flip.

[prisma maple]

rejoin now

[modest ibex]

did the lobbies just merge

[prisma maple]

round just finished

[dusty shuttle]

youre here

[prisma maple]

wait wtf

[dusty shuttle]

no it probably just didnt display our names

or smth

[prisma maple]

is anyone else joining or 3v4 again

3v4 ig

wow

this game sucks

[dusty shuttle]

perfect timing

[prisma maple]

javi rejoin 🗣️

i dont have a 2nd alt

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

im opening my nintendo wii u to fill it up

lets hope its not 2v4

booting game

nvm

[spring verge]

Me wants to join

[steady bramble]

Is pubs working?

[dusty shuttle]

hahahaha

[prisma maple]

forgot to do the objective 💀

[dusty shuttle]

WHAT

[prisma maple]

wait what

WHAT

HW\

HOW

[dusty shuttle]

we got trolled @prisma maple

😦

[viral flame]

Hm

[prisma maple]

turf + tower might be my new favourite mode

its so funny

opening my alt ig

[dusty shuttle]

your mom is WHAT

[graceful quartz]

Mortr

[dusty shuttle]

I was the only one turfing

thank god we won

[prisma maple]

my team sucks 🗣️

[dusty shuttle]

I was the only one who understood the gamemode

💀

[prisma maple]

i just didnt have 1 person who knew how to play on my team

[dusty shuttle]

the two inkstrikes in your spawn was probably what made us win

[prisma maple]

maybe i should do zones instead

[spring verge]

Hey we won

[prisma maple]

people here dont know how tower control works

[dusty shuttle]

Yes because you have to ink

💀

the tower is just a "better" timer

nah we lost

[prisma maple]

i take it back this mode sucks

[dusty shuttle]

WHAT

lets goooo

[prisma maple]

nah man

this mode istg

[graceful quartz]

Forgot how to play turf war

[plush venture]

Dream octo dream wuddup

[graceful quartz]

Blanchy blanch blanch hiiiii!!

I'm good and u?

[plush venture]

Well I opened up Splatoon 3

So I can’t be THAT good

But I’m good

Nice star ⭐️

It still amazes me that the switch can run Splatoon 3

It’s so thin

[dusty shuttle]

I am the inker

👍

[spring verge]

Gg

[prisma maple]

26

[spring verge]

Im the protector

[golden mist]

Shouldve gotten more 🤦‍♂️

[plush venture]

That’s IT?!?!

Do better……

(Joshing )

[golden mist]

Maybe 🤔

[dusty shuttle]

disruptor is so annoying

[golden mist]

Real

[plush venture]

Disrupting my good mood

[graceful quartz]

[graceful quartz]

Nicee

[prisma maple]

that took way too long

[nimble badge]

Holy crap I finally got a public match

[rose tartan]

Is there a Turf War match going on right now? I see there's one for Ranked

[prisma maple]

1 more

[ivory brook]

Hello

[prisma maple]

nobody was going on the tower

[nimble badge]

Idk ranked but we got tower for normal

[rose tartan]

Thanks!

[prisma maple]

join pubs

whadafuk

3 dcs

[ivory brook]

I will once this fkn thing gets out of searching

[prisma maple]

pretendo is choking hard rn

[ivory brook]

finally

[balmy smelt]

6/8

[nimble badge]

Eyy I see you!

I'm currently in the matching screen with you

[balmy smelt]

Me too!

[prisma maple]

is anyone gonna join

6/8

[nimble badge]

I think I also see you in my screen lol

[ivory brook]

1 mooooore

[nimble badge]

Pleaseeee

[prisma maple]

opening my alt

[nimble badge]

OH

Ggs

[balmy smelt]

Gg

[ivory brook]

damit

[nimble badge]

We had afk ;-;

[ivory brook]

2 ppl

[prisma maple]

in 40s people should join

[rose tartan]

7/8

[graceful quartz]

[plush venture]

[narrow quest]

🤯

[viral flame]

easy

[dusty shuttle]

idk if you guys are still playing but 3/8

[graceful quartz]

I never played

[dusty shuttle]

I left

😢

[golden mist]

[rose tartan]

Trying to reconnect RN

[rapid haven]

Pb?

[prisma maple]

6/8 pubs

[ivory brook]

wait 5 minutes

im starting the game

[prisma maple]

7/8

react with 👍 if you consent to me forcing ranked mode or 👎 if you dont

someone fucking join plz

[pearl lodge]

hi

[ivory brook]

Hi

[echo gulch]

pretendo

🔥

[prisma maple]

zimi disruptor abuse 🔥

[pearl lodge]

4/8
turf

[graceful quartz]

I haven't played spoon for a while

Prolly I should start again tomorrow

[plush venture]

The world isn’t ready for dream octo on the sticks again 🔥🔥

[modest ibex]

sticks user??

banned

[plush venture]

Motion user??

Motion sick 😎

https://youtu.be/oOdJnN3TqEU

N-n-no yeah

[dusty shuttle]

yes

🔥

[modest ibex]

embed FAIL

nerd alert!!!

[plush venture]

Can’t fail what you don’t try

[modest ibex]

what the flip...

[plush venture]

Bluechara is real!!!!!!!

(Who is bluechara)

[hardy epoch]

bro i swear that image 😭

[plush venture]

I now understand

[rapid haven]

Hi

Ranked or turf wars?

[ivory brook]

turf but ranked

[rapid haven]

Que

[rapid haven]

🗿?

What should I choose?

[ivory brook]

normal mas com ranke

[rapid haven]

Amistoso o competitivo

[ivory brook]

eu quero morrer

to a gozar

[rapid haven]

Sorry, not bonjour

[prisma maple]

love maps with movement options

[rapid haven]

Same

[ivory brook]

what are those

[ivory brook]

????

[rapid haven]

3/8

[prisma maple]

spawn camping everyone 🥰

[modest ibex]

true

[rapid haven]

4/8

2/8

Hi @upper imp

[modest ibex]

0006

okay

[rapid haven]

0006

Great

Pretendo is pretendoing

[prisma maple]

flounder rainmaker!!!

dont you love being able to get to the enemy's spawn

[rapid haven]

Nope

[prisma maple]

this game would be perfect if kill assists existed

[rapid haven]

Ranked or pbs

[plush venture]

The game would be worse if kill assists existed

[rapid haven]

True

Pubs or ranked

[ivory brook]

pubs

[rapid haven]

Thnx

[ivory brook]

yw

[prisma maple]

No.

[ivory brook]

yes

[prisma maple]

No.

[ivory brook]

yes

[plush venture]

Yes

[modest ibex]

yes

[prisma maple]

above are people who believe dealing 0.1 dmg is worthy of kill count

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/kudyrfg-kiobala-gif-22054539

[plush venture]

🍯

[rapid haven]

Damn I can't connect to turf

[ivory brook]

reboot game

[rapid haven]

Rebooted

A twice

[plush venture]

Refruited

[graceful quartz]

*Motions

:4

[plush venture]

:5

[rapid haven]

Gyro>>>> everything

[viral flame]

aaaugh

im instandby

[rapid haven]

Same

[graceful quartz]

Real

[modest ibex]

stop battling!

[viral flame]

finish!

[modest ibex]

anyway

i got bored

bye

[viral flame]

whatafak

[rapid haven]

Damn

[viral flame]

just as i get here.

[plush venture]

Bye

[rapid haven]

Nothing yet

[modest ibex]

its exactly because u got here.

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-castration-testicles-cat-testicles-gif-23378378

[prisma maple]

time to add kill assists to splatoon enhanced!

WHATAFAK

[dusty shuttle]

hmmm

they did NOT understand the gamemode

[prisma maple]

LOL

[ivory brook]

dont you dare

[viral flame]

True!

[dusty shuttle]

Thank you for ending the game early 🥰

[prisma maple]

the real solution to rainmaker was turfmaker not checkpoints 👍

[rapid haven]

Wait for me

[prisma maple]

whatajfak

[plush venture]

Turf maker is actually such an amazing thing

[dusty shuttle]

lobby crashed

[viral flame]

death

[rapid haven]

Damn

[viral flame]

i bronk it 💔

[prisma maple]

video game bad

[dusty shuttle]

especially when the opponents do not ink at all and plant the rainmaker in the first 10 seconds

[prisma maple]

dont worry im host again 🥰

[dusty shuttle]

👍

[modest ibex]

VSGame

[plush venture]

If everyone understood the mode a bit better it sounds like a ton of fun

[prisma maple]

i wanna see turfblitz

[rapid haven]

Private?

[plush venture]

I might even enjoy it more than turf war

[dusty shuttle]

its fun when nobody understands it

🔥

[prisma maple]

its quite literally the solution to rainmaker insta losing

[ivory brook]

P U B

[rapid haven]

Zzz

[plush venture]

It sounds a lot more interesting than check points aswell

[viral flame]

?cNone on top

[plush venture]

Enjoyer you might’ve just struck gold

[prisma maple]

i especially like it because i get even more reasons to farm my zimi bubbler 😍

[dusty shuttle]

You should work at nintendo !!!

[plush venture]

Who would make a better game

[dusty shuttle]

me

[plush venture]

A team of game designers

One enjoyer

[viral flame]

me

[dusty shuttle]

me

[viral flame]

i would require everyone use chargers

best weapon

[plush venture]

And no kill assists

[dusty shuttle]

nah i would rather die

[prisma maple]

if only we could play turfmaker in pbs

and other turf modes