#Splatoon
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you got so lucky my controller died
i think i fixed it
alr lets do a real match
nah i just replugged it usally it works
gg
now that was a REAL match
@harsh hawk did it work?
🔥
nope
gg
them or me
both
uhh, for me yes
hi
gg
sup samon
good
welcome back
hi samonn
🔥
could you maybee
hop on?
help me out with the splatoon 2 maps?
sure
cemu?
yea
mhm
u have it in your graphics pack folder?
I've done everything I thought I'd have to, but the maps aren't showing up in private battle
gg
did u drag the file the toolbox window?
lmfao
wait...
💀
is it this folder?: \mlc01\usr\boss\00050000\10176900\user\common\data\schdat2
Cemu_2.0-45\mlc01\usr\boss\00050000\10176900\user\common\data\schdat2
hmm
HOW💀
last second
too
omg
welp sorry about your show down but yea
ima go sweaty mode👿
add this to your boss file too: - {Date: 2022-01-01, MapID: !l 29}
it was there
oh
welp thats a bug
I can make s pb if u want
does this icon light up on toolbox?
I'll save it again
i cant even super jump
What r u talkin about
is your splatoon region US or EU?
us
welp at least the time is about to end
Idk how to install it on sdcafiine
duplicate the file & name it 000005f0
Will you play vanilla Splatoon?
Can u send me a link or a tuto? :c
nope
its in the mod page
how come?
maps still don't show up in private battle
yea ima restart too
Already installed but doesn't work. Same thing with octoling mod
the unpatch octo mod doesnt make you into a octo it allows you to see them and hear them
also you need to edit your boss folder
Can I do it tomorrow?
yea
yeah, you have to edit your save file to be the Octoling. possible in splathex
Ohh ic ic
Yes 👉👈
@inland gulch ?
who hostin?
u can if u want
yep
Wait
I'll join in a bit
aight hold up im just taking off my mods
@inland gulch I have a ftp app on my phone, can I install the mod with my phone, right?
O
yea but if youw down to wait the long and stupid download speed of a phone then go ahead
it might lead to some corruption so your choice
is the lobby up?
joining
im in
booting
we are downing vanilla splatoon right?
guess so
🔥
by add weapon yes
can i join pls 🙏
Of course
TY
add me
yess
IM USING CUSTOM KITS
prob. sploon rev SDK (non-existent)
gg
sent
aight let me add ya guys
Okey
wii u is in life support💀
ded A-?
aight i accept both of yall
ty
np
Can I create it?
we can start another match while we wait
why
we already got a lobby
O okok
with 4 people
Wait for me
gaming time
Hi
nice
I have learned to take advantage of bubbler
we still need catnap
how do i join when it says your not playing 😭
how?
💀
breaking news
restart rq
me?
yup
williams was able to join so idk if its my problem
& join back
no its fine i will restart really quick
fdhjbkn
try now
yess okk
I tend to disappear
we might need to start the lobby then he will be able to join
but seriously, I thought you were gonna make a new lobby
it will act like a restart with out kicking people off
good thing pb is fixed
lmao no im not host
ima loose
cuz im not having it w/ 118 rn
rapid blaster gaming
Good luck
aight samon you ready to be the best back line you can be
ima try to be the slayer
💀
samon i thought you were suppst to be back line
let me restart
💀
SAMON FOR THE SECOND TIME YOUR USING A BACK LINE WEAPON
rip
Nice one
I CANT HANDEL A 1v2
yea ima change
PLZ REMEMBER
What time is it
Nice one
yes i hate squid baggers
What is that lmao
But there are only 2 ppl on your team
dang well i suck lmao
Can we play using only roller? 👉👈
roller time
samons not picking roller
Yay
there u go
Oh no
would've been funny to use that one unused roller with the crazy range
king squid💀
Wait that roller is wtf
gg
what roller?
I don't like rollers anymore ...
mhmm
lmao
gold dynoamo
Good luck guys
noooo
I think I should use another weapon
u think
Sorry...
aight hold on
if we loose its my fault alr
im runnin ALL damage ups
NO NOT BAMBOOZLER
I have a perfect gear set for my playstyle
And me
aight ima just do a copy and paste
you got so lucky most times when battleing just cause of a fucking slope
AHH
aight ima just calm down
gg
I know what weapon I should use on this map
okay
O ok
good job? idk
When you're back we win already
gg
MAN rapid blaster is so easy to play
Is this weapon ok?
no
Okey c:
Nice one, I think
pff
yippie finally im with the three gang
who's :than" 
Can't understand
what have I started
bridge next
welp im losing
alright back to a normal outfit
rapid blaster with damage up is scary
bro William where were you going when i was protecting
you were in the other side of the map
you could of gotten it
also maybe blaster isnt the right weapon for you
frozen
same not cause of the game but cause of poor choices not just me doing some but yea im sorry i over analze everything
bro william💀
!
plz seperate me from this guy he's driving me insain
he's just trying a weapon
not like it's ranked, let him
welp sorry fellas
william do u mind telling me what your rank is in the recent splatoon
I could've done much better there, tbh
im S+1
Good night guys, thank you very much
nooo D:
my brain hurts
hi samon 
welp time to take a break off s1 for good
dud im not kidding you that dude actually made my brain hurt alot
idk why 
thats the #1 reason why i hate when players edit there saves at least without getting the rank true fully
will do
i nevered ranged in splatoon well at least not that major
bro got me bruising my fore head cause of how many head palms i did
Longer ver.
Anyone playing?
Ok
Okay
Ok
Loading up splat now
Ah yes sorry
By then i would be busy
12 pm my time
Yes
Yes
London lisbon time
Yes
Oh
anyone online
Are you using another mod that replaces static.pack?
yep hehe
i can play if you want
Sure add me
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K
Wait a sec
Added
I'll make the pb
Let me save yoshi mii since he got no mii
Cannot be saved dang
I'm launching spoon
🥄
nice
I'll start for now
He joined
Dude what's wrong since yesterday I keep getting unstable connection
Shit is unplayable
😭
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I'm still gonna have issues
...
bro
wtf
Just because we have a slow internet doesn't mean we're offline LMFAO
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I crashed.
wow this is ugly
im improving the thing again
im implementing a glicko2 variant called inversus
From the very underrated "The Critic" starring Jon Lovitz. All copyrights belong to their respective holders.
Episode is "All The Duke’s Men" - Season 2, Episode 6
Sry dude looks like dead chat
hello mario👹
😎
Anyone wants to play?
Nope
Nah please the regular one
K
Wait public ?
Yes
Y'all are not getting 8 players at this hour
2 more players to go
nice
Done
goooo
a dc?
im going to scream if i dont get my 3ds today
npc lobby
the usps literally got the 3ds
and has had it for 2 hours
anyways i can play soon
what games do you like on the 3ds?
1 more place available
Super Mario 3d Land and Pokemon sun/moon are mainly what i play
ah.. didn't know they had 3d land.
there appears to be no form of intelligence in this lobby
well, somebody tried to slip out..
gonna have to join with my alt again if no one joins 7/8
the roller looked a little boxed up tho
1 more guys
joining with my alt
a nuclear mod?
the mod dc'd?
What mod
oh ok.. no mod
Are you p-dada?
yes
bro my kdr 💀
What the hell is a kdr dude😭
I assumed the "alt" meant a mod..
kill death ratio
Phh
I'm playing with vanilla stuff..
usps is delivering a package on time for once
seems like a lot of power plays tho..
very intelligent lobby
it's been that way since 2015
My friend went to buy a weapon
So technically we’re 6
Bro p-dada needs to calm down
even match-ups are hard to find..
either get slaughtered or slaughter.. and the only pros are the ones that play for bucks at a controlled site
whatever I can put together at level 26 at the moment.. but, I like artillery
Cracked out
i.e. the berry splattershot, sometimes I'm forced to use the .52 tho; like the splash-o-matic with bomb rush also
Bomb rush is so ass
7/8 public
uh huh.. explain
full
gtg
Why would I want a bunch of bombs when I can have a panic invincibility special
Anyone know right off the top of their head how to dump pretendo files from Wii U to cemu?
doese aneyone want to play?
@dapper rock We're in a public battle lobby. 6/8
Plus join
i know im in the lobby if there is a guy on lvl 50 with name hacker
the person under alex is me
Do u play with hacks?
no but i thought the name was funny because my wii u is hacked
Ah, thanks for your answers
i only use the gear with the banner (idk the name)
1 person remaining, pls join
im alerady in
@dapper rock i know , your ingame name is Hacker, right?
1 more pepole
Again 1 more people is missing...
Lol
Do pretendo still under free play now?
yes
1 more
Who is anas ?
idk
go
How couldn't i download online files?
Let se go!
Lets gooo
Then how to do it?🤔
Create on wii u?
Then i downloaded before
Can it still use?
Tho i can use Wii U cuz it's complex
Gg
yes if you dumped your files before and still have them they should still work
@dapper rock Disconnect again?
yes
Why
can it be because of the gear?
idk?
Yah i have
i try restarting the wii u
We've lost our full lobby 4/8 pls join
i think im in
@dapper rock Nice
yall arent getting a full lobby at this hour
i restartet wii u and disabled sd caffine maby it will work
@dapper rock OK let's try!
maby we should try a pb
yeah do that
Why we've lost our lobby? 😔
idk i disconnected so i didn`t see why
my PNID: HannoNuppi every body who wants to join the pb just add me so you can join
Oops, my wii u crashed
just restart
Does anyone want to play Splatoon
@dapper rock I've send u a friend request
Thanks@dapper rock
i createt the pb if you want to join
@dapper rock Yes I'll join now
@dapper rock Congratulations!
i will play if blanch gets on
gg
is it active rn
today is the day i become splatoonlegendsenjoyer
Good morning people
I can't update to the splatoon version where they fixed communication errors :(
I only have 400K free on my switch
How big is your microsd
While you homebrew your 3Ds I’ll set up the b1131 Mario 64 romhack 
Kk
I’ll get on in a bit I’m going to eat breakfast in a little
Infinite
Also what the HELL is this splatfest
a reused theme
Money🔥
I wonder which is going to win 🧐🧐🧐🧐
Money can buy me more sploon
why love ofc
So money
this same theme was done in a JP splatfest in splatoon 1 and a NA splatfest in splatoon 2
nintendo so creative and original
Splatoon is love and money can buy splatoon
They love the number 3
money!
Can’t use it only twice we gotta make it THRICE
anyways im currently stealing splatoon 3 4.1.0 from my switch
so i have up to date ryujinx gayplay and can play the next tricolor stage early
🤤
Mm give me all the bytes
They will never do another special tricolor stage ❌
At this point I’d rather just have a random splatfest
Soup vs skateboarding vs ryu from street fighter
yeah i guess it makes sense since LAN play on console now can be logged by nintendo i guess?
anyways
hi 
switch is full of spyware nowadays
true...
the anticheat is still enabled
brrrrr
even in s2
it’s not a new thing
whats new is banning innocent people for playing early a stage
nintendo being a master mind and banning people for entering private battles:
what the hell!!!
just play the new stage on the atari version🙄
the more logging that they do the more i consider it spyware
legacy consoles didnt really log a lot of stuff
za
it’s proper anti homebrew
glad pretendo or NN in general dosen't really do that
It would be weird if pretendo did
nintendo network s1 has pretty much no logging, your matches arent even being recorded
why do u think ps5 or switch don’t even have a internet browser lmao
although splatoon 1 does have somekind of log for a server-side upload for every match...?
got the no life badge
or at least thats from what i saw in my proxy..
ofc it has to upload results
im almost 99.9% confident that’s how u get hidden gear banned
because the internet wasn't as commonplace in 2012 lol
fair enough..
what splatoon was made in 2015
2012 wiiu
u said consoles not splatoon
Wii u had cute curtains for its internet browser
i cant name my mii Mr. Ass but i can look up porn on the internet browser
more reasons to hate nintendo
Money 🔥
the more important question: are we allowed to be named mr. ass on pretendo
I would see why not 💀
If I play against someone named mr. Ass I’m targeting them spawn camping them and rceing them
memory editing nothing they can do about it
most stuff are client side
what the flop...
that's so rude
Yooo is that veronIKA
I am too far from getting s+ aaaaaa
za!!!
im going insane!!!!
Nintendo really brewed with these names
every minute feels like an hour
C4l4m4r
I hate to break the news yogi but it could also come a few hours late
It happens sometimes
look at my new and original carbon kit!!
please i have too many chunks please give me something else
Carbon roller is UGLY I would never buy carbon roller🔥
It has the nerd bicyclist water bottle 🔥🔥
crb kit
very original much variety
if that happens i will scream and cry and replay nightmare plushbaby on fnaf vr
I’m seeing a pattern
wait fucked i picked vanilla
like i need something else
how its totally original
cherry kit
i NEED something to distract me
Splatoon 3 should just add a slot machine for chunks
i simply wont survive
Get the kids hooked early
i love how in s1 you dont have to care about your abilities
I do aswell
And a lot of people don’t unless they edit gear which not everyone does
If you don’t edit gear it’s literally just by chance you’d get a semi good kit
im surprised how much they fucked up gacha machine
some people wont get certain items in their lifetimes
I think that is good
I like when the game doesn’t care about the player
I like steal killing in s1 and no ouch button
Play the way myamoto intended
not having assists is the worst thing for me in s1
deal 0.1 damage you get the kill
I love it
i will track down the usps truck😈
i forgot to show my wasabi kit
Because it’s my casual safe haven and competitive thinking is PUNISHED
These outfits are getting USED
Smelly and dirty outfits
Oh joyous day
how generous of nintendo
They’re getting lazy with these QR codes
The Real Ultimate Gamer on top
This will not be beaten
im glad machine is trash in s1
I am too
It makes it all the sweeter when I do good🔥
I also love it’s kit, which I hope it gets back in s3
I’ll even take line marker
I think I’d actually prefer line marker
Crusty Gamer is a close second
I’m proud of “nice muscle”
I compliment everyone at the start of the match
And if I’m fighting a gym bro then it’s a double compliment
wow what a piece of trash
nice lose streak 👍
Salt spray would be better if it’s lower walk ways weren’t so narrow
I like the gimmick and the elevators
no there is no way to fix it
they would have to redesign the entire map because of rsp
What is rsp
is anyone playing
right side peeking
2/8 pubs 😱
I want to die
I’ll join
how did i lose
splatoon players thinking its team deathmatch and forgetting the objective:
welcome to splatoon 3
real
people who complained about glicko 2 in splatoon 2 ruined splatoon 3 ranking
Sry anyone know where to put seeprom or otp for cemu?
in the root 💀
yeah, I used to dislike it, but now I miss the old ranking system
Where would that be for Mac
I can give you my files! 😁😁
True
people who dislike it do not understand how a ranking system is supposed to work
Mac GAMING
the way splatoon 3 ranking works favors people who play the game for a longer time than people who play the game better
true
Nothing more
thats also flawed
Well yes but it’s simple to look at and understand
Rather than a bar that fills up and cracks
the s1 ranking system makes artificial winrates required to maintain your rank / go up
💀
the more the people who enter a specific rank the bigger the need to make another rank with artificial winrate required to maintain it
in s1
how does it feel going against 50 bloblobblers that arent even good
i hate that they buffed it
Blob lobber is less cool machine
both are carried by map design
i love flounder because all weapons feel good to play on it
it makes me want to keep myself safe
I think I found the problem with friends list glitch and Splatoon enhanced
It’s not enhanced that causes it it seems like it’s s2 map ports
i t s n o t r e l a t e d
omfg
mods are not related to your friends connection
didn't yoshi explain?
where
the only explanation is the more people you have added the longer it takes to connect
here, makes sense to me
mAc GAmIng
it doesnt make it "not work", it just doesnt give it enough time to connect to friends
Everyone is popular on mac gaming
so.. it doesn't work because it doesn't have enough time?
if u go in plaza it will refresh
I can reproduce the friends list saying you can join battles that your friends have joined whenever I have enhanced and s2 map mods open together
god that title
I will try it a bunch of times and see if it doesn’t
it doesnt break
Oh that makes sense
I love this game (I do not)
i hink it is nglish
me oo
real
God I wish I was a max gamer
i ove platoon
i will get my sisters m1 macbook when she buys a new one🤑
World record
Kks
I’m in 
it should be a criminal offense to be this fucking bad at a kids game
Let’s gooooo
i count that as a win
I want to fucking die im the one being bad rn
S1 is a Kids Game
everyone is so fucking ASS
more kids play splatoon 3 than splatoon 1
It’s stages and overall gameplay don’t feel designed for kids or casuals
wdym splatoon 3 stages are literally designed for toddlers thats why they have no flanks or alternative routes
Surely it won’t be 6
no because my dumb ahh decided to play valorant
which a more raging game
ValoRANT
im going to the dark side
you really have to be down bad to play trash can
A toddler can play turf war in s1 and have a decent time avoiding people and just painting, in s3 you have to be good enough to get out of spawn every game
so you are saying the game is made for kids because 1 casual mode exists
Yup
You gotta eat your veggies to have dessert
the game broke
Don’t drink lemonade after eating chicken🤮
to the noob side
I’m at news
wow what a nice matchmaking ! I surely hope I will not rage as bad as on a kids game !!!!
just as i started to win the host disconnected 👍
It should be criminal to post that here
That game is where hopes and dreams go to die
real
glicko 2 breaks friendships
It must be so miserable to be a higher up at Nintendo
Can’t mod your consoles, can’t play on fan servers, can’t play rom hacks
But you make eight BILLION dollars at least
bro they have access to sdks that let them do way more
imagine having access to splatoon source code
im stuck searching
lets go into ranked
im host
go to ranked
now wait 400 bazillion years to find 6 more
i cant
72 frozen seconds and a dream
fucking finally
Nooooo lil judd
we will stay here until the end of time or until we find 6 more
disconnect code:
😇
im not unfreezing the timer
what
3ds
3/8
William my man
gz
so is it ranked or turf war?
When do you think the last time nogami booted up Splatoon 1
(infinite timer)
ok good only 4 more needed
how can i unlock ranked when it's hard to get a match
S A V E E D I T
Google it
maybe i'll copy my other file
as i said we are staying here until the end of time or until 4 more join
illegal
aw
im back😈
never said u had to do anything
great join plz
there was no point in replying to that but whatev
ill join after 3dsing
idc
If one thing gets me into modding it’ll be to change the mini games
Mario 1 and 3 would go so bananas as a mini game
if 2 more join i will boot up my alt accounts for 3v3
Enjoyer I’m glad your not private battle pilled
The Spokane 3ds😍
It looks GREAT
Edge, I believe it is more fun in private battles
I didn’t know new 3Ds had a glossy outside that looks good
Privates definitely get you games faster
where you don't have to wait for 8 people, cause most of us edit the save anyway
But I like tracking how much ink I’ve inked with a weopon
Hello little stylus
Hello Mario.
it's easier to join public battles
private battles = bootleg x rank
Hello Mario.
that's fair
I can hear him saying it so clearly in my head
“Hello Mario”
Just those 2 beautiful words
I would also be cool for some enjoyer rank enjoyer
It’s not called bootleg x rank it is enjoyer rank ™️
the glicko system needs more people to be effective
That makes sense



