Splatoon

[leaden bridge]

so yk

[inland gulch]

Who play

@inland gulch you play ?

Ok..

Perfect

[graceful quartz]

It took 2h the first try

[inland gulch]

You play ?

[graceful quartz]

And now 2 minutes 🥰

[graceful quartz]

No

I won't be home till August

[inland gulch]

Ok

You create ?

Ok

Created

Created

Room up

Ok

[waxen widget]

Is anyone playing?

[inland gulch]

Yeah

[waxen widget]

Oh damn

Can I join?

[thorn storm]

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[waxen widget]

How do I join? Do I have to add you guys or

[inland gulch]

Yeah

[waxen widget]

Okay what’s your Nintendo network id?

[inland gulch]

Wait

[coral moss]

You mean PNID.

[waxen widget]

Yea

[coral moss]

Nintendo ID won't do much.

[waxen widget]

Sorry just new to the whole thing

[coral moss]

nvm.

[waxen widget]

Yeah I know I meant on pretendi servers

[low atlas]

7

[graceful quartz]

6

[inland gulch]

Gg

^^

Thank

Comenack

Comeback*

Im gonna go

I full lag

So its hard

By

Sorry

Play with @waxen widget

[waxen widget]

😔

I’ll play soon I just have to take shower

[inland gulch]

Who currently playing?

I made a pb if anyone wants

Oh cool 1v1

I'm gonna play on PC because 118-0006

[thorn storm]

118-0006 (Wii U)

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[inland gulch]

I can't with these

[waxen widget]

I can play now

[jaunty frigate]

Can I join you

[thorn storm]

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[waxen widget]

Yea sure but I’ve never made a match or whatever so you’ll have to do it haha

[jaunty frigate]

So please add me

[waxen widget]

Will do

But I have got an issue

Whenever I try add someone it gets stuck on please wait

And I have to force restart my Wii u

Nvm figured it out

[waxen widget]

Added

[inland gulch]

who tryna play rn 🥸

[jaunty frigate]

Accepted

[waxen widget]

Okayy

[inland gulch]

can i join yall or no? i have no problem being on the receiving side of a 1v2 but if you don't wanna do that i understand

[waxen widget]

I don’t mind

I just wanna play

[jaunty frigate]

Me too

[inland gulch]

ur the person with the jp name right?

[jaunty frigate]

Yeah

[inland gulch]

hop in the pb ‼️‼️

[waxen widget]

Hopping

So regular battle right?

[inland gulch]

gg

[inland gulch]

its under private battles

[waxen widget]

Okay

Ah sorry just new

[inland gulch]

derek?

[waxen widget]

Yes

[inland gulch]

slay

[waxen widget]

Les go

[inland gulch]

@inland gulch do u wanna join since we need a +1?

add me if u dont have anyone else added

since im on cemu

well accept after this game

[waxen widget]

Gg

Sorry I’m not very good

I don’t play splatoon often

Or ever

[inland gulch]

accepted

[modest ibex]

i’ll join if yous don’t mind

or not

i don’t see hoster online

[inland gulch]

ermm I DO MIND

also idk where host went

blud is having technical difficultys

[waxen widget]

Fr

[modest ibex]

what the HELL.

[inland gulch]

if u wanna u can add me but like idc!

[modest ibex]

nah u would have to remake

that’s annoying

i’ll just wait for hoster

no

hoster

[inland gulch]

ok hoster

[jaunty frigate]

You can join us at the next game

[modest ibex]

dawg u can’t even host what’s the point of your name

[inland gulch]

change it to stars NOW

[jaunty frigate]

We’re gonna start

[inland gulch]

ermm?? skill issue!

ermm yes i can

i have connections out in texas!

[modest ibex]

you’re not funny

now join the room

what the fuck why do you take so long

nerd!

ive been waiting 6 years here, hurry

oh then ur not playing

[inland gulch]

holy clutch

[waxen widget]

Haha

[modest ibex]

i sent a request

could u accept

😇😇

[inland gulch]

i do not accept GAYS

Grrr...

[modest ibex]

b-but ur gay

[waxen widget]

🫢

[modest ibex]

😡😡

shut up

[inland gulch]

friend screen loop!

[modest ibex]

ohh yeah

[inland gulch]

@modest ibex accepted

i think

[modest ibex]

okay gay

lemme check

[inland gulch]

eerm thats homosexual to YOU

[modest ibex]

pretendo so good! im also stuck in a friend list loop🤯

[modest ibex]

excuse me what the flip

[modest ibex]

say when ur hosting

or smth

sorry it’s a secret😟

then why are u asking

[inland gulch]

its open

[graceful quartz]

Sure grandpa

[modest ibex]

okey

[inland gulch]

i love how my controller only drifts on cemu

[modest ibex]

for some reason booting the game from the wiiu menu is 10x faster than from cemu itself

[inland gulch]

live laugh love!

i do

all the time

[modest ibex]

bc it insta connects to friend service in the menu

[graceful quartz]

True !

[prisma maple]

u also have to boot the wii u menu tho

[graceful quartz]

True

[modest ibex]

it takes 1 second

[prisma maple]

for me it takes the longest time to load the cache

probably cuz hdd

[modest ibex]

what the FUCK!!

ur offline

[graceful quartz]

Noob

Imagine

[prisma maple]

javi is it normal for point sensor damage param to cause the sub weapon to go spin

[graceful quartz]

Ahat

[prisma maple]

yes

[graceful quartz]

How

[prisma maple]

idk

[coral moss]

You guys play rn?

[prisma maple]

im not even using a large float

[graceful quartz]

And doesn't point Sensor always spin

oh

[prisma maple]

does it spin?

[graceful quartz]

Wdym that it Spins

[prisma maple]

this

[modest ibex]

no

it’s not normal

[prisma maple]

the friend service starts connecting right as the wii u menu has loaded thats why it seems faster

it still takes 8 seconds for u to get rid of the popups and open splatoon

[inland gulch]

well it isnt my pb so thats why

so maybe *

oops

im tired

[jaunty frigate]

Is there anyone wants to join

[graceful quartz]

Erm

[prisma maple]

i will dm you the param location to tell me if its correct

[graceful quartz]

Ye that's weird

[modest ibex]

i wonder why

bruh

[prisma maple]

i think the only way to make point sensor good is to make it a lethal bomb

[modest ibex]

and u complained to me about always using the same cheat

see how it’s fun

[prisma maple]

as i said this mod is only meant for pbs

u used it in public

[modest ibex]

i only killed u with it anyway

u also used the game mode changer after ceris told you not to

so

only meant for pbs!

[prisma maple]

gamemode changer doesnt even work

people cant join your lobby unless people join via friends

[inland gulch]

the drift has gotten so bad i cant move lauhj out loud!

[modest ibex]

yes we know u can change a number in the static.

[graceful quartz]

So good

[prisma maple]

this can also be done via memory edit

[modest ibex]

i know

why can’t u think

is ur brain broken

ofc it’s server sided

[prisma maple]

pretendo users thinking they are haxxors after installing switch toolbox:

[graceful quartz]

Fun

Literally me

[modest ibex]

i like bullying random pretendo members!

[echo gulch]

Fr 😭😭😭

[inland gulch]

the way i could only move with sumper jumps LMFAOO

[echo gulch]

Me hawxor becuz I mod static.pack ;-;

[prisma maple]

btw oomi i finished the points for special and ink consumption assembly patch its around 150 lines of assembly i will send it in the server

[modest ibex]

norway

[echo gulch]

Alright

[graceful quartz]

Slay

[coral moss]

Always remember to keep your Switch with you so you can keep playing Splatoon.

[modest ibex]

what the fuck

[hollow latch]

My Switch is on my desk I keep my PC at.

[graceful quartz]

It took me too long to realize I know nothing about coding

[hollow latch]

So legit next to me lol

[graceful quartz]

Slayyy

[inland gulch]

i think u shoulda found out just from ur shitty ass gecko codes!

cemu crasher #1

[graceful quartz]

Tf am I supposed to do if I don't know what sub weapon id changer means

[inland gulch]

eemm umm ermm

[coral moss]

I actually have two docks of which one is hooked up to my TV set and the other to my PC monitor.
It's very handy.

Even tho my TV and PC are only 1m away from each other 🤣

[inland gulch]

Y'all are in pb?

[graceful quartz]

Yes we are hacking don join us

Er else ur fertig hacked

[inland gulch]

I am joining yall anyway

I'm on hold for 4m

[graceful quartz]

Just kidding!

We are doing nofing

[inland gulch]

no shit sherlock

Anyway i'm on hold

ermm im actually doing ur mother!

see y'all in

3m

[inland gulch]

woah woah woah! calm down with that language buddy

[prisma maple]

 * Point Sensor:
  [+] Increased the duration: 8s -> 10s
  [+] Increased the area of effect by roughly 10%
  [+] Direct hits with the sub weapon now cause 25.0 damage

[graceful quartz]

Wut de frickk!

[inland gulch]

ermm whatever happened to it bricking peoples switches??

[prisma maple]

thats a hidden feature for missing your shots

[inland gulch]

still wont be as peak as s2 crb

[graceful quartz]

Tru

[jaunty frigate]

Sorry i have to leave

[inland gulch]

AW CMON

Making the pb

Made a pb

[graceful quartz]

Never ever will CRB in s2 be toped

[inland gulch]

i love it when my controller stops working on cemu

[hollow latch]

Im the only one who plays the Switch so it's locked in my room for that reason lol.

[flat monolith]

Anyone wanna pb

[inland gulch]

very cool joe!

[inland gulch]

Very cool ❤️

[prisma maple]

the point sensor likes to spin with the damage buff but im just gonna call it a feature

[inland gulch]

I want to

Do you have me friended?

[graceful quartz]

Funy

[flat monolith]

I’ll add u

[inland gulch]

Alr

I make the pb btw

[flat monolith]

My pnid is frezai

[inland gulch]

i've got a really good idea for point sensor, so instead of locating people it debuffs them and is called disrupter

[flat monolith]

Kk

[prisma maple]

 * Disruptor
  [-] Decreased the reduction of running speed while the sub weapon's effects are active: 45% -> 30%.
  [-] Decreased the reduction of swimming speed while the sub weapon's effects are active: 65% -> 50%.
  [-] Ink consumption increased: 50% -> 60%.

[graceful quartz]

Wut!!

[inland gulch]

You sent a request?

[graceful quartz]

That's really harsh

[inland gulch]

ngl to me the most annoying thing abt disrupter is the ink recovery debuffs

[graceful quartz]

Disruptor was really weak

[flat monolith]

It’s loading

[inland gulch]

alr

[flat monolith]

It’s been loading for the past min hol on

[prisma maple]

for me it was being able to throw 2 consecutively

as if 1 wasnt enough

[inland gulch]

Just wait

it will give an error

[flat monolith]

my Wii u froze ☠️

[inland gulch]

prepatch s2 fizzy vs disrupter twerk off

[graceful quartz]

Just make it take 101% of ur inktank

[prisma maple]

how does it make sense for seeker to use 80% ink and disruptor 50%

[graceful quartz]

Why was s3 freezy so good

*s2

[inland gulch]

prepatch it costed like nothing

and had a fatass hitbox

and was spammed with lde

@flat monolith sending a request

[graceful quartz]

Game design!

[prisma maple]

im gonna make bomb sniffer be on clothing instead of shoes

[flat monolith]

Kk

[prisma maple]

or i can just make it so that spyke randomizes the main ability too when rerolling

[inland gulch]

DO IT WITH INKRES SO SJ INKRES IS REAL

[inland gulch]

Sent! ( without freezing holy sh- )

WE WOULD ALL CHEER

[flat monolith]

Accepted

[graceful quartz]

And feezy is still less than curling bomb

[inland gulch]

Making pb

fizzy is just 20 x better than curling

[flat monolith]

Okk

[inland gulch]

@flat monolith created pb

and its cheaper and spamable

because why not!

[flat monolith]

Opening splatoon…since it froze last time

One sec

[inland gulch]

alr

[flat monolith]

In

[inland gulch]

Wrong pb.

[flat monolith]

It’s joining the pb

[inland gulch]

There's no one

oh nvm

Waiting now

When you said " in " I through you had already joined

[prisma maple]

here is how a sub weapon tier list should look like for my mod

[graceful quartz]

Can we all agree that torpedo and fizzy bomb are just copies of auto bomb and curling bomb but better

[flat monolith]

Sorry then lol

Error

[inland gulch]

its ok lmao

[flat monolith]

☠️

[inland gulch]

Send it

[inland gulch]

game design!

[flat monolith]

I closed it

I’m trying to join again

[inland gulch]

Alr

[graceful quartz]

Wtf

[flat monolith]

ill probs get the same error tbh since it’s taking a while

[graceful quartz]

It was really ope

[inland gulch]

how tf do you make mine somewhat usable

[prisma maple]

sub strafing

[inland gulch]

just make the pb then

[flat monolith]

Bro fym

[inland gulch]

so only that?

wouldnt you still just want anything else

[inland gulch]

Oh that error, yeah common pretendo problem idk how to fix it

just make the pb

[prisma maple]

there arent many things i can buff on mine

[graceful quartz]

Make the 1 shot Radius bigger and be able to place 2 of them

[flat monolith]

Sure

Made it

[inland gulch]

imo mine is to far gone to save and shouldn't be put on any kits

bc its not fun to play witj

There's no one

but thats just me!

Common issue as always

@flat monolith Let me restart splatoon

[flat monolith]

Okayy

In the meantime…anyone else wanna join the pb?

[prisma maple]

i will probably do the second one

3 mines max

[inland gulch]

me :3

[flat monolith]

Add my pnid

[inland gulch]

having s3/s2 mine would be best but probably impossible to code into s1

and they would be even better because s1 maps have actual flanks you can set them on

[prisma maple]

Ink Mines last ten seconds before detonating on their own and detonate in one second if triggered.

i will disable the automatic detonation

and i will make the radius slightly bigger

[inland gulch]

good idea bc that shit is stupid

[inland gulch]

Joining it was an issue with friend list on my end

I'm in

[flat monolith]

Ah okay

What map u want

[graceful quartz]

Yes

[inland gulch]

ima try and join through the other guy

[flat monolith]

Kk

[inland gulch]

@flat monolith random map

[inland gulch]

add me and i'll add you after this round if you want

[flat monolith]

Turf?

[inland gulch]

sure

start now

also @flat monolith , put random team aswell

[flat monolith]

I’m so bad with roller

[hollow latch]

Run people over with the roller.

[flat monolith]

It’s like bringing a sword to a gun fight

[inland gulch]

GG

[flat monolith]

Gg

[inland gulch]

I'm pretty good with roller

[flat monolith]

I’m not good with s1 roller at all

[inland gulch]

BUT MY FAV SPOON 2 WEAPON ❤️

Nerfed or not, it's so good

RANDOM MAP

and random team

[flat monolith]

Kk

[inland gulch]

NON RANDOM MAP

and not turf

NON RANDOM TEAM

oh fuck

RANDOM TEAM BRO

its better

OH FU-

id rather have u two on the same team

I'm dead.

[hollow latch]

Paruko Agent 3

[inland gulch]

good luck

[flat monolith]

Gl

[graceful quartz]

SLAYYY

[hollow latch]

I hate that word.

My inner boomer comes out!

[inland gulch]

BRO

[graceful quartz]

Slay

Not slay !

[hollow latch]

Anyways jokes aside so weird hearing it used as a slang.

[inland gulch]

i don't stand a chance

giving up

not gg

turf war 1v2 LOLL

[flat monolith]

Ez

(Very fair)

[inland gulch]

I'm leaving ( you said ez and that's toxic af )

[flat monolith]

Yes

[inland gulch]

ANYWAY YEAH UHM @inland gulch pls be alone

if ur shit works then u can

non random team

and not turf

[flat monolith]

fine

[inland gulch]

and cdawgg is alone

[flat monolith]

What mode

[inland gulch]

if were doing 1v2s can it be zones only

[inland gulch]

bazookarpe

bc 1v2s on any other mode are way to hard

[flat monolith]

Do I start or do we wait

[inland gulch]

start it's gonna be fast

[plush venture]

Splat zones is best for 1v2

[inland gulch]

ALSO WAIT

[inland gulch]

so true blanchie!

Team 1
@flat monolith @inland gulch
Team 2
@inland gulch

[flat monolith]

very fair

[inland gulch]

I need my revenge bro wait

we are waiting shawty

[flat monolith]

Let’s do a quick match rn while we wait?

or

[inland gulch]

brb DONT START

[flat monolith]

OK

[inland gulch]

im not even hosting

stop hating

[plush venture]

They need squid jump in private battles

[inland gulch]

yes!!

back we can start

[plush venture]

Zoomer brains are struggling out here

[inland gulch]

@inland gulch just join

wowzer!

join.

[flat monolith]

Hooray!

[inland gulch]

I LOVE ERREULA

😍😍😍

[flat monolith]

JOIN @inland gulch

[inland gulch]

ermm how abt we play a match then see

🤯

@flat monolith just start bro

rainmaker

mind=blown!

[flat monolith]

Too late

[flat monolith]

Too late

[inland gulch]

its ok

[plush venture]

What are you doing up at this hour neko

[inland gulch]

triple bravo=true!

he is, it's a friend list issue on your end, just restart

@flat monolith CHANGE WEAPON WHAT KIND OF WEAPON IS THAT

[hollow latch]

I fell asleep too early... Like 7PM and woke up at 2:40AM... So yeah.

[plush venture]

GOODNESS

I just took care of my dogs so I’m checking in on the night life here

Lots of creatures and cridders at this time of day in the discord

[hollow latch]

Ah lol

[inland gulch]

restart

[hollow latch]

Im probably gonna crash soon to get some hours of sleep.

[plush venture]

I will definitely do the same

[flat monolith]

Unfair

[flat monolith]

💖

[inland gulch]

Uhm guys..

[plush venture]

…

[flat monolith]

dor dor

[flat monolith]

Dot dot

[inland gulch]

Is that good or not I accidentally hit my PC moving my chair

[flat monolith]

Adopt me

[inland gulch]

Script 🔥

[plush venture]

I can’t read that

[inland gulch]

Other screen is fine tho?

[flat monolith]

There’s a baby that has been screaming for the past thirty minutes

Outside

I am going insane

[plush venture]

Consider helping the baby stop crying

[flat monolith]

I have no idea where it is

[plush venture]

Possibly a giant oversized lollypop would do the trick

[inland gulch]

I'm pretty sure Error code : HYPERVISOR_ERROR ain't good

[inland gulch]

its actually the best!

[plush venture]

Maybe it just installed more ram

Who knows these days

[flat monolith]

What’s going on

[inland gulch]

@flat monolith start

[flat monolith]

Random teams

[inland gulch]

ME.

Oh

[flat monolith]

I’m dead

[inland gulch]

Well it's booting again

[inland gulch]

now why would u do that

?!?!?!

Windows could not shutdown properly
No shit sherlock

[plush venture]

Cdawg is a KILLER in sploon

[flat monolith]

💖💖

[inland gulch]

ermm im actually new

this is my 10th hour on splatoon

[plush venture]

Quick learner!

I remember when I first tried sploon 2 I said this game sucks and stopped playing for like a year

[inland gulch]

Gg I guess

[plush venture]

Then tried it again and still hated it but I pushed through octo expansion and then I started to enjoy turf

[flat monolith]

this is phobic

[inland gulch]

I like how everyone has got the 100% save

[inland gulch]

the way i have 500 hrs on s1 2k on s2 and 800 on s3

[flat monolith]

😛

[inland gulch]

I LOVE SHITOON

[flat monolith]

don’t expose me

[plush venture]

HOOOOOOLLY 💵

[flat monolith]

The grass isn’t even there.

You have never seen grass

[inland gulch]

ok but that isnt even that bad tbh

[flat monolith]

YES IT IS

[plush venture]

It’s really not

[inland gulch]

i have a oomf with 5k in s2 ALONE

[flat monolith]

i have 100 on s1

400 on s2

And 150 on s3

[inland gulch]

s3 = mid

Start for fuck sakes

s2=bad

s1=unbalanced

[inland gulch]

I agree

[plush venture]

S1 - I think around 130 s2 - 800 s3, 430

[inland gulch]

Player are toxic as fuck

Game sucks

DLC sucks

[flat monolith]

random teams?

[inland gulch]

No dance minigames

no

Yes random

u two on the same team

[plush venture]

S2 Turf is amazing right now

[inland gulch]

why do yall never learn

😭😭

UHM HELP ME

[flat monolith]

Gl!! 💥💕💕

[plush venture]

I would love to hop on and team with cdawg

I think that would be fair I think

[inland gulch]

I'm not trying

Me rn :

[inland gulch]

girl bye we would sweep

[plush venture]

Splatoon 1 is by far the best game for a focused casual like myself

[flat monolith]

Real

[prisma maple]

splatoon 1 is the equivalent of mkwii

[plush venture]

Enjoyer is truthing

[inland gulch]

no splatoon 1 is the first installment of the splatoon trilogy

[flat monolith]

Different mode

?

[inland gulch]

zones

[plush venture]

LOL

[inland gulch]

you two on same teams

Can't we like... Do a 1v1..

[prisma maple]

its loved for the same reason as mkwii

[plush venture]

I don’t know why that got a laugh

[prisma maple]

mkwii has better stages with more shortcuts and more fun mechanics

[flat monolith]

We’re 3

[inland gulch]

no its loved for being the first installment of the splatoon trilogy

[prisma maple]

not really

[plush venture]

And for not being Splatoon 3

[inland gulch]

first installment

this is like the louis 9/11 clip

[prisma maple]

the first installment happens to be the one with the best maps and the least input delay

[inland gulch]

I just custom rommed my tablet again and it's bootlooping 😍🥰😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜🤪

[plush venture]

And best kits

[flat monolith]

Lovely

[graceful quartz]

I love kraken in this game but they had to make it unfun in 3

[plush venture]

I tried adding the testfire, global testfire, and Kiosk demo to steam rom manager but I got a bunch of duplicates and weirdly named things and now it’s all screwed

[inland gulch]

@inland gulch can't you use a fucking normal weapon like a nzap

[plush venture]

So me and hug are in the same boat

[plush venture]

What’s cdawg using

[inland gulch]

Not thing like the bucket of death destruction 2.0

[inland gulch]

Killer bucket

[plush venture]

Cdawg, bring out the Neo machin 🚁

[inland gulch]

You do that I'm unplugging my Wii U

slosher strong!

[plush venture]

SEE

[inland gulch]

machine is ass in the game tho

[flat monolith]

Fuck u and yo splatoon addicted ass

[plush venture]

Neo machine strikes fear

[inland gulch]

Fuck u

me when i choose neo splash in s1:

[flat monolith]

I’m playing botw

Bye

I’ve had enough

[inland gulch]

not me making two people rage quit

😭😭

3D Land better when Splatoon addicted ass plays

[plush venture]

🔥

[inland gulch]

FCK u

this is going in the putz12 rage comp

[plush venture]

I have fun playing against you cdawg

[prisma maple]

copium

[inland gulch]

see blanch gets it

Mario maker better

[plush venture]

Mario maker is good

[inland gulch]

mario MIDer

[flat monolith]

real

[plush venture]

But it’s no Splatoon

[inland gulch]

wdgaf

[inland gulch]

idgaf

[plush venture]

Udhkafeb

[prisma maple]

why did putz12 join the chat

[inland gulch]

OH MY FUCKING GOD HYPERVISOR_ERROR TF IS WINDOWS DOING

Krusty crab is the pizza for you and me!

[plush venture]

Damn star this whole time was still trying

[inland gulch]

what are u even trying to join bc there is no pb up??

[flat monolith]

It means it’s ordering pizza for u dw

[inland gulch]

star is tryna join his demons rn

[plush venture]

Splatoon 1 has the best casual experience out of all 3 games

[prisma maple]

mkwii

unbalanced but fun

[inland gulch]

WRONG! SPLATOON SUCKS!

[prisma maple]

putz12 mode activated

[inland gulch]

WRONG PUTZ12 SUCKS!

[prisma maple]

🔥

[modest ibex]

all splatoons are TRASH.

[inland gulch]

WRONG FIRE SUCKS!

[modest ibex]

except the e3 demo!

[flat monolith]

SPLATOON! HA! MORE LIKE MIDTOON!! 😂😂🤣🤣

[prisma maple]

splatoon is HORRIBLE e3 version is SUPERIOR

[plush venture]

I still don’t know if that was real anger at cdawg

[hardy epoch]

whos putz12 again?

[flat monolith]

Fuck @inland gulch

[prisma maple]

40 year old getting mad at kids for being trash

[plush venture]

But have you considered cdawg good

[inland gulch]

ermm pls apologize >_<

[hardy epoch]

oh nahh

[flat monolith]

Ermm.. >.<

;-;

[hardy epoch]

the one who makes content out of it?

[prisma maple]

yes

[inland gulch]

i chewed these locals ;-;

[hardy epoch]

ohhh him

yeah hes uhhh

unique

[inland gulch]

didnt putz 12 yell at like a 14 yr old girl on stage

My PC is not starting anymore

Turns on and turns off

[prisma maple]

yes

[inland gulch]

Bro think he's my Wii

he just like me fr

[flat monolith]

Cleared!! ;-;

[inland gulch]

i ated their cpu

mmh im so full of thermal paste

[plush venture]

I ate your ability to join lobbies

Mmm numbers and bytes

[inland gulch]

The mobo EZ Debug LED says it's a CPU problem

It turns on and off

im convinced stars got their files off of wish.com bc i stg they can never join 😭😭

[plush venture]

It does almost feel like parody with the name HOSTerstar

Because stars lobbies usually run on tape and a dream

[inland gulch]

i downloaded a physical wii u from qbtorrent

I swear to God my PC is a joke the GPU isn't even put in properly

RESEATING THE RAM FIXED ONE OF THE ISSUE?

Now it's the VGA light

ITS BOOTING ?

[modest ibex]

what the hell!!! that’s how i downloaded my physical kiosk wiiu!!

[modest ibex]

“move this to #offtopic “ -🤓

[inland gulch]

OWNED

#CLEARED

[modest ibex]

#homosexual

[inland gulch]

pride month
de mon🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳😟😱😱

[inland gulch]

#offtopic pls

this is ontopic

Grrr...

No

Yes!

[plush venture]

Let me just dust the spiderwebs off offtopic

[modest ibex]

[inland gulch]

the two people that use offtopic😭😭

[modest ibex]

and then the 1000 people that use splatoon!

[prisma maple]

ew SLOWMODE

[plush venture]

I feel like half the reason people play Splatoon 1 is because so many people talk in the Splatoon channel

[inland gulch]

splatoon is literally general deluxe

and no cringe slowmode

[plush venture]

If Splatoon Channel was like Mario Kart Channel I’d probably play a lot less

[plush venture]

When I see people talking I want to play and join in the conversation

[inland gulch]

idk why slowmode is even enabled in general and offtopic bc barley anyone talks in both 😭

[modest ibex]

pls #memes 😡😡

[inland gulch]

My honest reaction

[inland gulch]

ermm imora please ban!!

[modest ibex]

this user is breaking rule number 178!!

[inland gulch]

he is breaking the star spangled banner!

[plush venture]

I also feel like the more active the channel the more likely new people are to ask to play

[inland gulch]

yeah but like pbs only exist

turf u get a full lobby once a week

ranked once a month

[plush venture]

And that’s your god given pretendo right

[inland gulch]

and with pbs there has only been one time i've ever been in one with 8

[plush venture]

Me aswell

Usually is a 2v2 or 1v2

Which I also enjoy

Earlier in the month we would get a ton of turf games but that has calmed down a bit

[modest ibex]

ranked is the equivalent to challenge battles on pretendo

they’re very exclusive

[inland gulch]

1v2's are fun as fuck as long as its zones

[inland gulch]

omg can i get my ranked power for s1 😍

will nintendo post a pic of my inkling on twitter

[plush venture]

I think the most fun I’ve had in Splatoon 1 was 1v2 against Mari and samon on gobi Turf

Something about that match was inspiring

[inland gulch]

i lowkey feel like thats bc turf is very boring by nature

[plush venture]

A lot of the more experienced players definitely don’t like turf

[inland gulch]

but s1 turf is kinda somewhat better than s1 rain maker

[plush venture]

I personally love turf especially in this game but I understand the disinterest in it

[inland gulch]

s1 rainmaker has me wanting to jump off a bridge

[plush venture]

S1 rainmaker is just another casual mode

It is the casual ranked mode

For giggles amd laughs

[inland gulch]

zones>tower>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rm

[plush venture]

Agreed

[inland gulch]

s2 its zones=tower=rm>cb

s2 cb was so bad esp after coming back to it

[plush venture]

I think public turf can be hard to organize because new players want to play turf snd slot of them want to level up through normal gameplay, and more experienced players want to play ranked modes usually in pbs

So you get a split user base between both

I can’t ever wrap my head around clams

[inland gulch]

idk and usually the turf matchmaking is dogshit

[plush venture]

It’s too much brain power and team work for me

[inland gulch]

like it will put the best players all on the same team against lil timmys

[plush venture]

Yeah split lobbies take a lot of dedication

AND that too

[inland gulch]

and this isnt pretendos fault but no restart button on cemu

like bruh it cant be that hard to add

[plush venture]

Absolutely

An eject and reject button on cemu sadly would benifit only Splatoon

Because I don’t know many games that need to do that

[hollow latch]

Who's hosting? I wanna sploot in Sploot 1!

[plush venture]

But it would be such a help to be able to easily dc from a 1/8 lobby

[inland gulch]

i bet it would also be nice to savescum rng in games that need thst

but idk of any games

the wii u only has two games which are smash 4 and s1

[modest ibex]

yous playing?

[modest ibex]

and 3dworld

[inland gulch]

no!!

[modest ibex]

what the FUCK

[inland gulch]

but im down if u are 👉👈

[modest ibex]

sure

[hollow latch]

I'll sneak in

[plush venture]

I still don’t know if those two other players were actually upset or just joshing

[inland gulch]

ryu or cemu

[modest ibex]

i’ll host

cemu

[hollow latch]

Who knows Blanch.

[modest ibex]

not me.

who wants to get added

before i host

[hollow latch]

Add me

[plush venture]

HosterE3enjoyer

[modest ibex]

okay

[hollow latch]

Im easy because I dont have special characters and shit.

[inland gulch]

omg i hate it when bitches have like spaces and 10 different capitals in their name

[modest ibex]

sent

[plush venture]

I think I will make my name £:v=B1anC1-1

[modest ibex]

tell me when u add me back

so it refreshes for me too and u can join

[inland gulch]

no bc its 7 am and i should probably be sleeping

but i accidently took 2 adderal for my adhd so like 🥸

[plush venture]

I forgot who but someone had a zero in their name and every time they would ask to be friended they would have to specify that it’s a zero not an o

[modest ibex]

no!

why is people going to school in the summer

[plush venture]

I always thought you were like a French cridder since I only play with you when it’s like 1 am for me

[inland gulch]

isnt stars from like indonesia (im probably making this up)

[modest ibex]

wow!

[inland gulch]

nope USA USA USA

[plush venture]

But we are same time

[modest ibex]

i have to confess

im spanish

[plush venture]

🦅CAW

[modest ibex]

🤯🤯🤯

[inland gulch]

conquistador!!!!

[modest ibex]

@hollow latch r u ready

[hollow latch]

Give me a sec

[inland gulch]

its okay we still support u

[hollow latch]

Adding you now

[modest ibex]

okay

[modest ibex]

💋

[hollow latch]

There

[modest ibex]

okay

[inland gulch]

any time someone disagrees with me ima reply with read the rules

[hollow latch]

Compliler shaders weee~ Updated cemu and forgot to do that

[plush venture]

Or just reply with take it to offtopic

[inland gulch]

#offtopic please

[plush venture]

And then never respond in offtopic

LOLLLLL

[golden mist]

Wow this chat is active rn

[plush venture]

It’s such an own

Cause when someone tells me to go to offtopic

[modest ibex]

hosting

[plush venture]

I am literally beside myself as to what to do

[modest ibex]

join rn

[inland gulch]

have you in #offtopic ???

[modest ibex]

i always say i’m matchmaking

[hollow latch]

[modest ibex]

(im never matchmaking)

[plush venture]

Matchmaking some money

🦅CAW

[inland gulch]

ermm imora please ban all these people not in offtopic because they havent 👹👹👹👹

[modest ibex]

You ess ei

I HATE THIS KEYBOARD

[plush venture]

The edit did not help me understand

LOLLLLLLL

[inland gulch]

wait if we are same timzone why are u up

[modest ibex]

join

ur MISSING🤓🤓

[plush venture]

Walked my dogs at 6 am and now I’m hanging around

[inland gulch]

GAY

NOT U

[hollow latch]

Two of us alone together in the lobby...

[plush venture]

Too tired to play not tired enough to close discord

[hollow latch]

Oh three now

Time to lose

[inland gulch]

u set neko up omg

[hollow latch]

lol

[modest ibex]

i hate this map!!!

[inland gulch]

ill just cheerlead

[hollow latch]

Im just gonna shoot you

[plush venture]

Star is about to mess you guys up!!!!

[hollow latch]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-judd-splatoon-splatoon2-jig-shimmy-gif-25500944

[plush venture]

Yeah neko loves shooting the cheer squad

[inland gulch]

star is abt to ddos us 😭

[plush venture]

Not their fault though

There’s no rules in turf war

Star has a personalized copy of Splatoon 1 that does not allow for connecting to privates battles

The day you get into a lobby is the day I play the lottery

[inland gulch]

seems like u got skill diffed

train harder

wow javi spawn camping so toxic

REPORT

also javi on neko on same team and me alone id a good idea me thinks

[modest ibex]

am i getting banner

[plush venture]

You love your gaming chair!!

[inland gulch]

and*

🤖🤖🤖

[modest ibex]

we will wait for u 5 seconds

[inland gulch]

1

2

3

[modest ibex]

done!

[plush venture]

3

[inland gulch]

javi

[modest ibex]

I SET

THE TEAMS WRONG

[inland gulch]

IM CRYINGG

[modest ibex]

BUEEE

[hollow latch]

Time to be dumb I guess.

[inland gulch]

smart!

[modest ibex]

is night time okay for yous or do i make it daylight

[plush venture]

🧠

[inland gulch]

i have my night time memory searcher on

[plush venture]

Daylight saving

[modest ibex]

wait

i forgot

i can end the match if u want

[inland gulch]

idgaf

[plush venture]

Game cube Cheat code

Splatheap free 100% some virus

[inland gulch]

ill send toe pics for splatheap 🥺🥺

[plush venture]

Best I can do

(What is splatheap)

[modest ibex]

okay now i do the teams right

[plush venture]

It makes me think of choking on food for some reason

[hollow latch]

For a sec I was like "Did my internet die...?"

[modest ibex]

like this?

[inland gulch]

no

you and neko on aplha

yes!

correct!

[plush venture]

Cdawg is #lonertype

[modest ibex]

#emo

[inland gulch]

#baddiewithafattie

[plush venture]

#emodayz

[plush venture]

It’s weird seeing delusion L

I got used to delusion W

[golden mist]

…dang

Ive been replaced

[plush venture]

JAIL delision W

Send W to the #offtopic scrapyard

[modest ibex]

wow!

[hollow latch]

lol

[inland gulch]

this nozzlenose MIGHT be cherry

[modest ibex]

imma set my controller death zone higher

[plush venture]

My Neo machine SWEEEEEEEPS your cherry nozzle

[inland gulch]

my regular machine sweeps your neo machine

[plush venture]

DONT BRING THAT UP

[golden mist]

My sniper sweeps

[modest ibex]

why’s it always

the same stages

[plush venture]

That match broke me

[inland gulch]

it was 4 matches actually!

#cleared

[golden mist]

Who knows

[inland gulch]

ima play machine just 4u

[golden mist]

Somehow pretendos fault. Definitely

[plush venture]

I wish regular machine had a kit I also liked

[plush venture]

Show them the true x Tier weopon

Crb more like cant really begood

[golden mist]

gg

[modest ibex]

wow.

gg

[inland gulch]

machine strong!!

[modest ibex]

i kinda wanna try charger against u

imma do it

[plush venture]

Musheen

[modest ibex]

losing time!

[golden mist]

Ight

[plush venture]

Is it a 2v1 right now or a 2v2

[inland gulch]

also next game put me and delu on opposite teams then have u and neko be random

[inland gulch]

i think thats the most fair

[plush venture]

Sloshmo

[golden mist]

Normal afaik

[cerulean prawn]

ill join too soon

[plush venture]

I’ll eat breakfast and join aswell

For a 3v3

[modest ibex]

we tried!

[inland gulch]

e liter strong!

[golden mist]

Gg

[inland gulch]

omg blud we got ???????

[golden mist]

hi

Has joined

[inland gulch]

MORAY

STOP GIVING US SHIT

[hollow latch]

Moray funtime!

[golden mist]

More like the inkling with the head on the bar with the drink in her hands

[modest ibex]

i can’t go on this map without e literally sorry

[golden mist]

Gg

[inland gulch]

e literally

[modest ibex]

gg

[inland gulch]

gg

[golden mist]

Aye davs

[inland gulch]

3v3 real!

[modest ibex]

rainmaker!

[hollow latch]

Almost full lobby

[modest ibex]

how do i set the teams

[inland gulch]

i think this is fine or you can do all random

[plush venture]

ill be on in a wee bit

moving around some files and eating breakfast

[modest ibex]

is this fair

lmao

WHY SAME STAGES

im not using random

again

[inland gulch]

start picking

[plush venture]

me cdawg and jim on a team

fair as 4 square

[inland gulch]

jim?

[plush venture]

(another very good player)

[golden mist]

Jim is
hi

[inland gulch]

oh

i mean if its 4v3 we could try it

could be fun!

[modest ibex]

okay

[inland gulch]

oh wow

[modest ibex]

these teams need balancing

[plush venture]

balance patch in coming

[inland gulch]

i think me and delu off the same team and everyone else random is the best until we can make a 4v3

[modest ibex]

how does this look

[inland gulch]

or that works idk!

[modest ibex]

oh

[inland gulch]

we can test the waters!

[modest ibex]

i just read that message

[inland gulch]

u can read?

crazy!

[modest ibex]

i can’t

[zenith fractal]

shock

[modest ibex]

im blind

[inland gulch]

greetings!

[zenith fractal]

whos greetings

[inland gulch]

idk probably some loser

[zenith fractal]

for real

[inland gulch]

luckily i have SplatoonTestfireEnjoyer to keep me company

[zenith fractal]

real

[inland gulch]

delu is afk for some reason

@golden mist u good ?!?!