Splatoon

[fading hamlet]

You mind if I dm you it?

[prisma maple]

no

[golden mist]

idk if i have your 918th alt friended

[golden mist]

you can yea

[prisma maple]

check when u open your game

[fading hamlet]

Alr bet

[prisma maple]

if u do it will show up

[golden mist]

Ill check

[prisma maple]

no sound mod is funny

[chrome trail]

Just mute your tv-

[prisma maple]

ew

that disables sfx too

[chrome trail]

But you said no sound 😭

[prisma maple]

i meant music

the mod is just called "no sound" but it removes music only

[chrome trail]

Oh

[prisma maple]

well its pretty obvious if it removed all sounds then it would have no reason to exist

[golden mist]

Nothing shows up

[prisma maple]

Great!

i will send u a friend request from my 918th alt

[brittle bramble]

Ooh! Me too!

[prisma maple]

918*

soon 919

[chrome trail]

You get the fucking meme jeez

[prisma maple]

70 alts is rookie number

[chrome trail]

Bru

[prisma maple]

u should see the number of my reddit throwaway accounts

[chrome trail]

You should see my Roblox accounts 😈

[prisma maple]

@golden mist send a friend request to throwaway918

u appear as ???

[golden mist]

o ight

[brittle bramble]

Is throwaway918 your pnid?

Imma fr you

[prisma maple]

dont u already have delusion added

[brittle bramble]

Yeah but ima ad you too

[prisma maple]

no

[brittle bramble]

Well shit

A frozen please wait screen is all i get for my troubles 😢

[golden mist]

sent

[prisma maple]

accepted

[golden mist]

booting

[prisma maple]

i will make a pb restarting

[golden mist]

ight

and then u can join through me ham

[prisma maple]

created

[golden mist]

joining

[prisma maple]

its funny how many sounds are inaudible because of louder sounds playing in the background

[golden mist]

real

[prisma maple]

@brittle bramble join

😴

hi javi

[modest ibex]

hi

[brittle bramble]

Hold up

[prisma maple]

be more specific plz

i cant wait 5 years without knowing what im waiting for

[golden mist]

Hello javier

[brittle bramble]

Had to put pizza in the ovem

Joining rn

My internet is a bit shit rn tho

Joining the lobby still 😒

And errored out

[prisma maple]

imma start

what a fair 1v2!

[brittle bramble]

Im sorry 😭

[frosty wharf]

3/8

[modest ibex]

what the fuck

[prisma maple]

bruh javi

[modest ibex]

dcd

[prisma maple]

gl

[golden mist]

Funny match

GGEZ

[brittle bramble]

Tf

How does that work

[modest ibex]

118-0006

[chrome trail]

Very long loading times?

Great!

[modest ibex]

standby

[prisma maple]

does anyone speak squid language

[chrome trail]

Woomy

[golden mist]

Those are numbers afaik

[brittle bramble]

Woomy indeed

Whys it still list as joinable

[golden mist]

But yes

Woomy

[prisma maple]

@golden mist do u want to see something u will never unsee

[golden mist]

Ok

[golden mist]

…

Splatoon is dead to me

Goodbye

[modest ibex]

i don’t see it

[prisma maple]

how

[modest ibex]

Mahi resort & spa

[azure cradle]

Is someone playing in a public game?

[brittle bramble]

Whys that bad??

[brittle bramble]

No

[prisma maple]

its really cool how much detail they put at the background of the maps

[golden mist]

Real

[prisma maple]

they even put an amogus reference

[brittle bramble]

I give up

My internet is shit

[golden mist]

Ok well except for the amongus

[modest ibex]

mahi on s1 lacks of lighting

[golden mist]

???? Whats happening?

[modest ibex]

but it’s still one of my favs

[brittle bramble]

I cant even connect 😭

[prisma maple]

bro javi

[modest ibex]

WHY

[golden mist]

Bru

[prisma maple]

your internet 💀

[modest ibex]

can someone else host

[golden mist]

Or nohash

?

[modest ibex]

no

[golden mist]

No nohash

O

Nvm

[brittle bramble]

I think its genuinely pretendos servers

[prisma maple]

if it was my connection then delusion would have dcd

[brittle bramble]

On nintendo i connect just fine

[modest ibex]

it dcs at tbe start of the batrle

[prisma maple]

i guess this is a 1v1

lol

[golden mist]

Yeaaaaa prolly no snipe on 1v1

[prisma maple]

that was a nice h3 shot at the end tho

[golden mist]

Lol

[prisma maple]

lets check how active pubs are

on its way to give me 0521

[golden mist]

😂

[prisma maple]

the new servers are better for private but worse for public

[golden mist]

Yea…

[prisma maple]

oh its 5/8

we have a chance of getting full lobby

[modest ibex]

this game is so rude

[prisma maple]

delusion come pubs

[modest ibex]

tf?

[chrome trail]

This game is about to have more disconnects than Splatoon 3

[golden mist]

In

[prisma maple]

omfg the disconnects 😭

[modest ibex]

i joined delusion

[prisma maple]

the host dcd

[modest ibex]

and it put me in a random lobby

LMAO

[chrome trail]

Another 006 in an almost full lobby 💀

[golden mist]

wut

[prisma maple]

what even is the point of playing pubs with the new servers

[dusty shuttle]

???

how

[chrome trail]

Y’all better join back 😡

[modest ibex]

idfk

im playing with this randoms tho!

[prisma maple]

wtf

[prisma maple]

did you have one of them friended

[modest ibex]

no

[dusty shuttle]

plot twist : theyre hackers

[modest ibex]

none

eh i can pull up splatheap

[prisma maple]

then how did u join

[chrome trail]

To have the official splatoon 3 experience

[prisma maple]

imma join javi

[prisma maple]

at least you can get in a match in under 30 minutes in s3

[chrome trail]

How the fuck did you leave

You set the timer back to 200 you MF

[inland gulch]

girl named NA x rank:

[golden mist]

Ive been stuck on searching for the last 3 minutes

[chrome trail]

Rest your console

Probably gonna crash anyways

[inland gulch]

put the wii u in rice

[prisma maple]

0513

[modest ibex]

i joined delusion

[chrome trail]

Put it in the washer

It’s dirty

[modest ibex]

0006

so good

[prisma maple]

oh they closed the pb

i just joined

[modest ibex]

i’ll join delusion again

IM IN THE RANDOMS LOBBY

AGAIN

BYEEEE

[golden mist]

WHA

[modest ibex]

PRETENDO IS SO FUCKING BROKEN

[prisma maple]

@marble mist was that you in the private?

[prisma maple]

what

but they closed the pb 💀

[modest ibex]

they made a new one

[golden mist]

Lol

[modest ibex]

and i joined it again

[dusty shuttle]

delusion is secretly japanese

[modest ibex]

somehow

they keep closing it

[prisma maple]

delusion stay in the pb so that i come

[modest ibex]

they don’t want me in it

lmaoo

[chrome trail]

Gotta love 0006

[dusty shuttle]

i want to come too

[prisma maple]

change your name to jp

[modest ibex]

no

[golden mist]

🤫

Im not even on splatoon rn wha

[prisma maple]

so i suppose there is a pretendo japanese server for splatoon or something

[dusty shuttle]

yesterday evening i could see you in a pb but you werent talking

i hesitated to join it

[eternal niche]

6/8 in pubs again

[prisma maple]

bro pretendo is cursed

[golden mist]

That was me testing smth

[dusty shuttle]

oh alr

[modest ibex]

my portal to japanese pbs closed

delusion isn’t in a pb anymore

💔

[prisma maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

[dusty shuttle]

same :(

[prisma maple]

should have changed name to jp

[graceful quartz]

Delusion u bad birch

[eternal niche]

7/8 in pubs

[golden mist]

.

[chrome trail]

Join pub

[prisma maple]

k

[chrome trail]

Nvm

It’s full now

[graceful quartz]

Wow

[prisma maple]

then why are u here

???

[graceful quartz]

I kinda want to play some nsmbu mods

[chrome trail]

Bro

The game

[graceful quartz]

What

[chrome trail]

Disconnected

[graceful quartz]

Skillssue

[chrome trail]

I think my internet hates pretendo

[graceful quartz]

I think pretendo hates ur Internet

Pretendo hates my internet too

But I have no problems in other games

[chrome trail]

Same

MK8 is fine

[graceful quartz]

😿

[chrome trail]

But splatoon is constant disconnects

[graceful quartz]

Best trio

[chrome trail]

Then it ends up making my console refusing to connect to the internet

[graceful quartz]

L

[chrome trail]

Fr

[graceful quartz]

Happens to me too!!

I either plug out some cables

[prisma maple]

i think i have one of the jp users added on throwaway912

i will try to use that account

[graceful quartz]

Or I restart my whole router

[chrome trail]

Not even restarting my router works

[golden mist]

Fair and balanced teams

Gg

[chrome trail]

I gotta keep messing with the settings

[prisma maple]

wait where tf is the download account.dat button?

???

[graceful quartz]

Rip

[prisma maple]

how do you play on cemu then

thats otp.bin and seeprom.bin

how do u download account.dat now

[chrome trail]

Dump from your console

[graceful quartz]

Dumping ur own online files

[prisma maple]

the mii data not the otp and seeprom pair

[graceful quartz]

oh

[prisma maple]

account.dat is generated by the website

like tf

[chrome trail]

Cemu players seem to cause lag anyways

[prisma maple]

nope

[graceful quartz]

Ban cemu

[thorn storm]

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[graceful quartz]

Stfu

[modest ibex]

only the ones that think it’s a good idea to play on a pentium processor

and don’t play on their wiiu for some reason

and u cause lag

proved!

[prisma maple]

i guess i will make the account.dat myself

i will see what pretendo uses to generate it

[chrome trail]

I have an i7 I think

[modest ibex]

gen?

[chrome trail]

And a 3050 in my laptop

[graceful quartz]

😭😭😭😭 Pentium

[prisma maple]

wait i have genius idea

[chrome trail]

Never mine, intel core i5 and RTX 3050 in my laptop

[eternal niche]

7/8 in pubs

[modest ibex]

gen?

[chrome trail]

Wtf you mean gen

[modest ibex]

generation

[chrome trail]

Oh

Hold on

[prisma maple]

i guess i will have to remove people from my friend list to make sure it wont brick since i cant make new accounts anymore on cemu lol

[modest ibex]

if it’s 7200 for example it’s 7th gen

[chrome trail]

@prisma maple join

Hurry

[vague wadi]

I dunno where and why but I got a ping in this channel somewhat recently
Can't find it by searching on my phone

[golden mist]

Dw

[graceful quartz]

Omg hii

[golden mist]

It was an everyone ping to test servers

[vague wadi]

Ah

[modest ibex]

side order

[chrome trail]

Um, it says intel core i5 10300H or something

Idk

[vague wadi]

Sadly no working gamepad and DRC Sim is really crappy for spl

Might instead try cemu somewhat soon for that

[modest ibex]

oh then it’s 10th gen

[graceful quartz]

I bought Splatoon 1 hub with some salad

[modest ibex]

very good processor ngl

[graceful quartz]

The salad didn't release yetm

[inland gulch]

not being able to create accounts on cemu is so annoying

[chrome trail]

Yeah I just need to upgrade my laptop ram

Fucking 12 gigs

[prisma maple]

why did they not keep the fucking account.dat

[vague wadi]

At least i have account on my wii u so i can copy everything over

[modest ibex]

everyone should join pubs rn

[chrome trail]

Almost full

[graceful quartz]

Pubs ih

[chrome trail]

W

[modest ibex]

full

good

[chrome trail]

[graceful quartz]

Salmon runnnn

[fading hamlet]

I think

I think I did it

[graceful quartz]

When re you going to play more s1

[vague wadi]

When i have money for gamepad

Without one its not a good thing

[modest ibex]

i think we won

[prisma maple]

i guess i will have to self host pretendo's website to generate account.dat lol

[dusty shuttle]

gg

[chrome trail]

I despise this map

[golden mist]

Gg

[modest ibex]

gg

[prisma maple]

tell me if someone leaves

[dusty shuttle]

6/8

[chrome trail]

Im changing my weapon

[golden mist]

If someone leaves

What is me responding to that gonna do about it

[chrome trail]

Not being able to change and continue is a crime

[modest ibex]

what

[chrome trail]

Now I’m stuck loading 😀

[golden mist]

Yes

[eternal niche]

6/8 in pubs

[modest ibex]

i just had a stroke reading that

[dusty shuttle]

they're saying that replying "yes" to their message wont bring back account.dat

🤓

[modest ibex]

oh

thanks nerd!

[chrome trail]

Still loading

[dusty shuttle]

no problem

[modest ibex]

🥰

[chrome trail]

Smfh

[prisma maple]

the servers literally downgrading slowly 💀

[chrome trail]

Fr

I just wanted to change my weapon man

Now I’m being punished

[modest ibex]

u should ping jon! im sure he would ban you🤪😜 #win!

[chrome trail]

118-0502

[modest ibex]

eh sure

i don’t mind

[prisma maple]

server is actually dying rn

[graceful quartz]

Make a gamepad out of money!!

[modest ibex]

im hungry

[graceful quartz]

I'm thirsty

[modest ibex]

(this is a very important fact)

[graceful quartz]

I drink u and u it me

[dusty shuttle]

timed out

:(

[graceful quartz]

eat

[prisma maple]

can we bring back the old server now

[modest ibex]

okay

[chrome trail]

Two people

[dusty shuttle]

4/8

[graceful quartz]

Refreshing

[vague wadi]

Which money?

[modest ibex]

mii girl

[dusty shuttle]

6/8

[prisma maple]

wow i actually got in for once

[chrome trail]

Yes that’s me

[graceful quartz]

Monopoly currency

[modest ibex]

the one you’re spending donating

[graceful quartz]

Tru

[dusty shuttle]

7/8

[chrome trail]

I feel bad for the level 26

Everyone is max lmao

[prisma maple]

monopoly currency best currency

[eternal niche]

Ha. That's me!

[golden mist]

If it comes down to it imma make my alt join so the lobby doesnt die

[graceful quartz]

Splatoon currency is better I can buy guns!!

[vague wadi]

Well that would be just 10 bucks a month
Not enoigh for a gamepad

[prisma maple]

sheldon also accepts monopoly currency

its called "sheldon ticket"

[graceful quartz]

Oh

Can I buy Sheldon?

[thorn storm]

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[modest ibex]

then earn 5 months

[chrome trail]

Splatoon currency as real money when

[prisma maple]

1 more for pubs

[modest ibex]

ez gamepa!

[graceful quartz]

Real

[prisma maple]

999 golden tickets

[chrome trail]

I’d be rich rn

[modest ibex]

what is a sheldon

[graceful quartz]

I only have 0😿

[chrome trail]

😨

Fake fan

[modest ibex]

wow.

[graceful quartz]

Sheldon is the one who sells the clothes

[golden mist]

1 more being in turf?

[modest ibex]

wow…

fancy!

[chrome trail]

No he’s the main protagonist in hero mode

[prisma maple]

does sheldon happen to sell intercontinental ballistic missiles? (asking for educational purposes)

[graceful quartz]

Yes!

[golden mist]

Yes! Ive done the research

[graceful quartz]

He sells it in the backrooms

[modest ibex]

timer still going

so good

nvm

[graceful quartz]

Oh

We send them directly to you

[inland gulch]

instead of missiles sending out coca cola bottles it should send out 4 stingrays for each player with aimbot 🥸

[graceful quartz]

Coca cola is cannon now

[chrome trail]

Wtf

[dusty shuttle]

gg we won

[modest ibex]

fake

[chrome trail]

Who ended the match

[graceful quartz]

There are 2 sides

[modest ibex]

what?

[dusty shuttle]

??

[chrome trail]

Nvm

I think I lagged then

[graceful quartz]

Judd the juddgw

[chrome trail]

Cause it ended before the music stoped playing

[graceful quartz]

Possibly

[chrome trail]

The gamepad buttons are so loud 💀

[modest ibex]

lag maybe

1 more

[chrome trail]

Might have been

[modest ibex]

oh great

[echo gulch]

Hi babas

[graceful quartz]

Hi bubu

I hope ur android house won't lose connection

[chrome trail]

I just got a 0006

Yay

[echo gulch]

Wtf

[modest ibex]

someone splatted me and i dcd

[echo gulch]

SINCE WHENNN.??

[modest ibex]

so good!

[chrome trail]

In the middle of a match 😀

[dusty shuttle]

uh

I crashed

[golden mist]

Uh

[echo gulch]

YOU CQN SEND VOUCE MESSAGED IN SERVERD NOW???

[golden mist]

I 006

[dusty shuttle]

I just got "connection error"

[modest ibex]

same

[echo gulch]

The way I could misclick it and it would listen

[prisma maple]

bro who was the lagger

[dusty shuttle]

only on mobile

[inland gulch]

i got dced for no fucking reason

cool!

[chrome trail]

I swear chargers in S1 have some op kits

[graceful quartz]

Bubu what did u do

[dusty shuttle]

we all did

I think

[modest ibex]

yeah

i dcd when delusion splatted me

0521

yay!

[dusty shuttle]

I didnt even get an error code 💀

[golden mist]

I dcd when i went up to help the bubblers

[graceful quartz]

The 0521 spalttershot

[chrome trail]

I got a 0006 when inking turf

[dusty shuttle]

oh

0521

[inland gulch]

also who ever that tri slosher was i stg ur bubbler laster for an hour

lasted*

[golden mist]

I reset

[dusty shuttle]

0006 now

[graceful quartz]

Tf

[prisma maple]

lets go in ranked

[dusty shuttle]

and connection lost

th is happening

[prisma maple]

join ranked which is not broken

[golden mist]

Imma go in ranked

Yea

[dusty shuttle]

join ranked it works

[inland gulch]

me3

[modest ibex]

mfs with level 1

[golden mist]

When my game boots up

[inland gulch]

booting

[modest ibex]

🥰🥰

[dusty shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

[inland gulch]

splatter hexation

[dusty shuttle]

splathex :

[modest ibex]

teue

[prisma maple]

arowana zones my favourite 😍

[echo gulch]

These same mfs not wanting to edit their save

[prisma maple]

if anyone wants to play dynamo now is the chance

[graceful quartz]

*these

[modest ibex]

b-b-but that unfair!

[golden mist]

I was gonna lol

[echo gulch]

Again autocorrect

Those

[inland gulch]

wait its arrowana??

[echo gulch]

THOSE

THESE

[graceful quartz]

🧐

[prisma maple]

for me and im the host

[inland gulch]

oh

[dusty shuttle]

were only 3 💀

oh 4 now

[graceful quartz]

I hate arrowana in s1 port the one from s2

[modest ibex]

tower on dome and mahi

[dusty shuttle]

6

[echo gulch]

Stop swapping TV and GamePad screen

[dusty shuttle]

/8

[golden mist]

Isnt it almost like the same thing tho

[dusty shuttle]

Stop swapping TV and GamePad screen

[graceful quartz]

It is

But bigger

[golden mist]

O

[prisma maple]

6/8 ranked

7/8

[dusty shuttle]

7/8

[prisma maple]

1 more plz

[graceful quartz]

Like every stage is bigger in s2

[chrome trail]

I’ll join next match

[modest ibex]

Mode
Expédition risquée

[chrome trail]

Can’t rn

[inland gulch]

arrowana is s2 is way better just because of sponge and there being bottom parts where you climb up to the enemies hallways

[dusty shuttle]

1 more human being (optional)

[inland gulch]

still ass tho

[dusty shuttle]

En attente des autres joueurs...

[golden mist]

Yea… true

[modest ibex]

🤪🤪

[golden mist]

Fair

Normal average 970 timer

[graceful quartz]

Slay

[prisma maple]

dream come rn

[graceful quartz]

When 4 digit timer

[inland gulch]

sponges are one of the best things the devs have thought of but they never use them 😍

[golden mist]

I can make the alt join if i need

[prisma maple]

no

[dusty shuttle]

no

[golden mist]

O

[graceful quartz]

The grass says no 😿

[dusty shuttle]

3v4 no

we do not want that

[graceful quartz]

No

[prisma maple]

someone

[inland gulch]

ermm just clutch the 3v4 simplw

[fading hamlet]

Okay

[fading hamlet]

How the fuck

[graceful quartz]

Just crash the lobby 😝

[prisma maple]

omfg just join

[fading hamlet]

IM LEVEL 4

[prisma maple]

before someone dcs

omg

[graceful quartz]

Rela

[dusty shuttle]

Splathex :

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

[chrome trail]

Just edit your save

Ez

[inland gulch]

ppl act like nogami is gonna kill their family if they use splathex on a 8 yr old game with dead servers

[dusty shuttle]

(+ the 100% save file on gbatemp or smth)

[fading hamlet]

I’m the type of person who actually likes doing stuff fair and square

😭

[dusty shuttle]

it's a private server

[graceful quartz]

Fr

[dusty shuttle]

it's not illegal

👍

[inland gulch]

literally everyone save edits in s1 LOLL

[prisma maple]

we are the kind of people who like playing the game

[graceful quartz]

Fr

[chrome trail]

There’s no chance of you getting to level 50 bro

[echo gulch]

Uhm what

[golden mist]

In my defense i did mine fair and square

[graceful quartz]

OOMI JOIN

[fading hamlet]

How do you know

[modest ibex]

bc there’s 0.3 matches a month

[graceful quartz]

I did mine fair and rectangle

[fading hamlet]

Thats fair

[prisma maple]

mfs its not even possible to distinguish between "legit" and "edited" saves

[golden mist]

Except the s+ part that was me testing. Was at S and climbing tho

[dusty shuttle]

because servers die every millisecond

[echo gulch]

I need to plug my Wii U

[inland gulch]

getting level 50 on online pretendo would literally take 50 years

[graceful quartz]

Real

[inland gulch]

actually probably longer

[golden mist]

Triangle

[modest ibex]

who brings a wiiu on vacation.

[graceful quartz]

Circle

[fading hamlet]

-5 years

[chrome trail]

And leveling up is not easy once you’re in the 20’s and 30’s

[prisma maple]

reposting

[dusty shuttle]

I bought one to do that

😐

[inland gulch]

there's literally one game every 2 years🥸🥸

[modest ibex]

what the FUCK!

[inland gulch]

and turf dosent give that much exp

[modest ibex]

😠😠

[echo gulch]

Me when I got no ideas for the next day of summer Vacation?

[chrome trail]

I bring my tv on vacation

[graceful quartz]

Common pn breaker action

[echo gulch]

At this point you are telling me to make myself bored lfmao

[echo gulch]

Nooott tnpwww

Now

[prisma maple]

i guess we will be here forever

[inland gulch]

who tryna play splatoon 1 on the beach 🤞🤞

[modest ibex]

what happened to going to the beach everyday

[graceful quartz]

Enjoyer has everyone trapped!

[modest ibex]

sorry im more of a river person.

[graceful quartz]

Aut

[prisma maple]

666s left

[graceful quartz]

Devil number!!!

😈

[inland gulch]

Evil!

[echo gulch]

I got in the beach like 4/5 days and I already took sunburns and tanned

[graceful quartz]

It will gonna crash ur lobby

[inland gulch]

okay so like is anyone gonna join :33

[graceful quartz]

No

[echo gulch]

Now I just go to the local pool at where I am

[prisma maple]

i have all day 🥰

[modest ibex]

yk the sun still exists

[graceful quartz]

France pool 🤢

[inland gulch]

ermm well i have all night 🥸

[echo gulch]

Yeah but I would rather swim atl

Atm

[graceful quartz]

I have all afternoon

[modest ibex]

it’s easier to get sunburnt in the water

[echo gulch]

I mean it's at a good trmpaturr

[echo gulch]

True

And Nicki didnt come to the beach so 😭😭😔😔

[inland gulch]

Minaj?

🥸

[modest ibex]

someone should end our pain

[prisma maple]

no

[echo gulch]

"Let's go to the beach" - Nicki Minaj biggest lie

[modest ibex]

pls someone join

🥰

[prisma maple]

we stay here until the timer runs out

[inland gulch]

if u dont join u stink and are ugly (FACT CHECKED BY AMERICAN PATRIOTS)

[modest ibex]

that’s like

a lot of seconds

😠😠

[echo gulch]

Or if I use Enl-buffer-pwn

If only I could

[prisma maple]

7 minutes 😍

[echo gulch]

Yall are gonna wait years

[prisma maple]

still better than s3 x rank

[modest ibex]

that’s too much

[inland gulch]

the way we probably could have pb working by now (only if it decided to work)

[modest ibex]

i’ll leave

[prisma maple]

nonono

[modest ibex]

i bet there’s someone on turf

[prisma maple]

change your name to "GO TO RANKED" and go in turf

[golden mist]

timer changed

[prisma maple]

then leave

[echo gulch]

I mean people with shit internet or just bad p2p causes 118 0502/0521

[golden mist]

i think

[echo gulch]

My 4G doesn't cause this issue for the moment

[inland gulch]

omg that guy with the french country ball pfp

actual mcdonalds kiosk wifi

[prisma maple]

he got banned

[echo gulch]

LOL

[dusty shuttle]

???

[inland gulch]

WHY LOLL

[dusty shuttle]

didnt he leave

[golden mist]

underage afaik

[prisma maple]

i asked him his age and he said that he is under 13

[modest ibex]

im in my bed with my laptop connected to my tv

i don’t feel like getting up

[inland gulch]

there is no way he is older then like 9

[modest ibex]

i do not trust chala to be older than 7🤯

[echo gulch]

My bro typed like this :

S. E. X. Y.
P. E e. O. P. L. E

That's an example ;-;

[modest ibex]

or what

if

of

[echo gulch]

What

[inland gulch]

what

[golden mist]

what

[dusty shuttle]

I agree

[graceful quartz]

Secs on the beach

[echo gulch]

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go?

[prisma maple]

what

[chrome trail]

Poor Frye

[inland gulch]

PEACHES

[modest ibex]

an example of what

[echo gulch]

Good you dont know peaches

[golden mist]

37

[echo gulch]

How he typed sometimes

[inland gulch]

peaches is so fine omggg

[modest ibex]

true…

[inland gulch]

🥸

[echo gulch]

Lovely Peaches nightmares

[modest ibex]

when she showed her pussi on a instagram direct

[dusty shuttle]

what

[modest ibex]

hawt!

[chrome trail]

WHAT

[echo gulch]

I REMEMBERR

[graceful quartz]

Help

[inland gulch]

I SAW THE VID ON TWIT LOLL

[modest ibex]

AND THE OTHER GIRL SHOUTING

WAS SO FUNNY

[graceful quartz]

Gays

[modest ibex]

hey kayla 🥰

[echo gulch]

Eww Noe hoemos 🪦🪦🍷🍷🍷

[dusty shuttle]

did we just sit thru 800 seconds of waiting

[modest ibex]

please

kill this lobby

[echo gulch]

hey how you doing-

[golden mist]

yes

[modest ibex]

i beg you

[graceful quartz]

Help

[inland gulch]

is someone gonna join likeee

[prisma maple]

ok if no one joins until the timer ends i will nuke pretendo's host

[echo gulch]

Tf is this

[modest ibex]

clearly

nobody’s joining

oh my days

[inland gulch]

the way the vid didnt send correctly

[golden mist]

embeded fail

[graceful quartz]

Peaches join the lobby

[golden mist]

sort of

[inland gulch]

it was the vid of the bald girl screaming LOUD

[dusty shuttle]

bro I was playing on the gamepad so much I forgot I was in a lobby 💀

[echo gulch]

I'm going at the pool later

[graceful quartz]

Hahhaahahah

[golden mist]

LOL

[dusty shuttle]

20s

📉

[graceful quartz]

Can we like

Kill the sun

[inland gulch]

NO

[modest ibex]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/peppapedia/images/e/e1/Screenshot_2020-08-20_at_2.12.22_PM.png/revision/latest?cb=20200820181318

[graceful quartz]

Or something

[dusty shuttle]

3

2

1

NOOOO

[golden mist]

LOL

[echo gulch]

Diarrea EATER!!!

[modest ibex]

FUCK YOU

[dusty shuttle]

I HATE YOU

[inland gulch]

ITS GOING UP

[dusty shuttle]

thnaks

[graceful quartz]

I love the clown

[dusty shuttle]

turf now

[prisma maple]

that was funi

[inland gulch]

the way the lobby was up for so long my controller dced

[modest ibex]

for you

[dusty shuttle]

0006

[graceful quartz]

Why didn't u force start

[dusty shuttle]

I hate this game

[graceful quartz]

3v4 is kul

[echo gulch]

Nobody can skull

[modest ibex]

0006 too

[graceful quartz]

L

[prisma maple]

idek if its actually possible to force start or ceris was just doing stuff on the backend

[echo gulch]

Except Ceris or by using leaked Neptune codes if it ever leaks

[modest ibex]

token can

[echo gulch]

Oh yeah I forgot

[modest ibex]

but he’s not here

[echo gulch]

Oops

[graceful quartz]

Let's spam Ping ceris

[dusty shuttle]

no

[echo gulch]

No

[graceful quartz]

Yea

[dusty shuttle]

5/8 turf

[prisma maple]

wtf

2 mfs dcd

[dusty shuttle]

6/8

[modest ibex]

6

[graceful quartz]

ILLEGAL

[dusty shuttle]

7

[graceful quartz]

@fading hamlet u can grind fare and suar

[dusty shuttle]

6

???

[prisma maple]

omg

[graceful quartz]

Square

[inland gulch]

blud is level 2

[dusty shuttle]

who tf dced

oh

8

[prisma maple]

finally

[dusty shuttle]

nice

[prisma maple]

turd war time

[inland gulch]

servers strong (we will dc)

[graceful quartz]

Let battle commence

[golden mist]

the dc was my alt

[fading hamlet]

Okeee

[golden mist]

i joined the wrong mode on my main

[fading hamlet]

Actually i dont think I can

[graceful quartz]

They are so good (how tf do I survive more than 2 seconds)

[fading hamlet]

Its almsot 6 am for me

I haven’t slept in almost 24 hours

<33

[graceful quartz]

Ohno

[inland gulch]

LOLL

[graceful quartz]

Go to sleepy weepy tham

[echo gulch]

Oop

[prisma maple]

bro

the dc

[graceful quartz]

What

[prisma maple]

again

someone is causing everyone to dc

[dusty shuttle]

BRO??

[golden mist]

bru

[graceful quartz]

Y'all are playing at mc Donalds or Something

[modest ibex]

yummy🥰

[golden mist]

burger king

[prisma maple]

this dude is sus

[inland gulch]

g-guys THIS IS JUST LIKE AMONGUS

[graceful quartz]

Oh

[dusty shuttle]

bet 200€ hes french

[echo gulch]

Fr

[graceful quartz]

STOP POSTINGS ABOUT AMONGUS

[golden mist]

mahi reference

[graceful quartz]

True

[modest ibex]

@everyone
I see that a certain other Wii U/3DS project is now getting 3k in donations a month for providing a replacement online service, if I got 1/12 of that in funding (if you divide their 12k Discord members by the 1k here), it would be 250 bucks, I would be way more motivated to still develop Wii U tools but I get like 5 - 10 bucks a month maximum from people buying Donator features (= not even funding per se, they do it mostly to get more features for themselves), plus all the same questions that are almost all part of the FAQ which just waste time.

Don't get me started on the absurd financial support for piracy apps like a certain Wii U emulator to play pirated Wii U games on PC but nobody cares about beautiful things like game modding and TCP Gecko to make games more fun, I guess priorities. Good bye, enjoy your piracy 🙈

[dusty shuttle]

7/8

[prisma maple]

for anyone who didnt witness this masterpiece

[echo gulch]

HELPPPPP

[dusty shuttle]

8

[echo gulch]

-1

[graceful quartz]

I want to kill die not livw

[graceful quartz]

😿

That's the saddest thing I never read

[graceful quartz]

S. E. X. Y.
P. E e. O. P. L. E

[inland gulch]

U fell off

[echo gulch]

-1

[graceful quartz]

U died

[echo gulch]

Whoever fell off went in hell ;-;

[inland gulch]

True

[graceful quartz]

_ _

_ _

_ _

_ _

_ _

[golden mist]

gg

[plush venture]

Gg

[inland gulch]

Bad game

[dusty shuttle]

bro someone fell off for no reason

[inland gulch]

(i wasnt playing)

[graceful quartz]

Skull issue moment

[inland gulch]

Cranium issue

[golden mist]

built different

[graceful quartz]

International issue

[golden mist]

gg

[dusty shuttle]

gg

[plush venture]

Beyblade

[dusty shuttle]

I killed someone with a sprinkler wth

[golden mist]

lol

[modest ibex]

true piss vs cotton candy moment!

[dusty shuttle]

How tf did we win this

[golden mist]

gg

[prisma maple]

omfg

[modest ibex]

game so good

[golden mist]

i altered the results slightly so it would be unidentifiable, but just enough to make us win.

maybe

jk

[modest ibex]

wow.

im speechless

[inland gulch]

using the s2 hair mod to replace the ugly ass male ponys with the bowlcut>>>>

[graceful quartz]

Oh no

That is the best hairstyle for male inkling

Obv the pony

[prisma maple]

7/8

[graceful quartz]

8

[golden mist]

7

[graceful quartz]

6

[golden mist]

5

[modest ibex]

what the fuck.

[inland gulch]

4

[graceful quartz]

3

[golden mist]

2

[inland gulch]

2

[graceful quartz]

1

[golden mist]

0

[graceful quartz]

Fake

-1

[golden mist]

gg

[modest ibex]

gg

[inland gulch]

inkres feels so good but its def not worth giving up sj

[prisma maple]

bruh

[graceful quartz]

It's not helpful

[modest ibex]

club penguin

[graceful quartz]

Club master

[modest ibex]

enough splatanas for today

[zenith fractal]

still better than club penguin island

[inland gulch]

mewhenmewhen 0521

[golden mist]

ded chat

[inland gulch]

:3

In a lobby

[narrow quest]

Do you need more people

[inland gulch]

Yes

But not rn cause I am having breakfast

[inland gulch]

Ok I am ready

Im in here

I got booted out by the timer

You guys want to do private battle

[uneven cradle]

wait for 3 minutes
press A button 3 times
repeat

[viral flame]

and you did it without me.

[uneven cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-the-chip-chips-chip-eating-chip-man-eating-three-chips-gif-18885184

[light gulch]

Fr

[uneven cradle]

Literally just sitting here with my food, enjoying my time because I know it wont start

[light gulch]

We were close tho

[uneven cradle]

7, yeah

Sadly at 5 again

[light gulch]

Yep

[uneven cradle]

3 Minutes and 6, come on

[inland gulch]

Same here

I think we are on the same lobby

[uneven cradle]

I think ther eis only one lobby, so yes

[inland gulch]

Oof

[uneven cradle]

If we can't fill up, no one could

[inland gulch]

Yeah nobody plays online pretendo rn only private battles and splatfests

[golden mist]

whoops

[uneven cradle]

Average Cemu Moment

[inland gulch]

Wow

Fr

[light gulch]

Just a small bit of software gore

[golden mist]

im on wii u lol

[uneven cradle]

Most Functional Cemu Screen

[inland gulch]

7 people

Come on somebody join here

[uneven cradle]

oh...
Lets just say you're a Cemu user to hide it

[golden mist]

ight

cemu

[light gulch]

10 seconds

[golden mist]

basic cemu experience

[inland gulch]

No we ran out of time

Gg

[uneven cradle]

oh no cemu so bad oh no

[golden mist]

so bad frfr

[uneven cradle]

To be fair, play on what you wanna play, just don't mess around with other people

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/441805394323439648/1129818864495104061/image.png

I love Wii U

[inland gulch]

Oh gosh

[light gulch]

Ouch

[inland gulch]

6 people 3min

[uneven cradle]

Me when I accidently delete some files (It was totally planned)

[golden mist]

that looks like the basic nintendo experience

[inland gulch]

Time went up

[uneven cradle]

4 Minutes for 1 COME ON

[inland gulch]

7 people

[light gulch]

So close!

[inland gulch]

This is actually possible now

[light gulch]

YES

[inland gulch]

Les go

[uneven cradle]

Lets go

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-pikachu-gif-25953978

[inland gulch]

Camp triggerfish

[golden mist]

[light gulch]

gg

[inland gulch]

Successful first game

[uneven cradle]

gg

[inland gulch]

But I lost

[uneven cradle]

A game is a game

[chrome trail]

Tip for new players

[inland gulch]

Ima go to get splattershot

[chrome trail]

When someone spams nice or booyah when they die, usually means danger or “ouch”

[inland gulch]

Yep

[warm garden]

yeah because for some reason they don't let us say "c'mon" when we die

experts in game design

[inland gulch]

I played this before but it looks like im a noob cause I never used this acc

The controls for me feel butterly slow

[warm garden]

yeah splat 1 does feel a bit slow compared to the others

[uneven cradle]

NOO IT WENT SO GOOD FOR ME

[inland gulch]

40 sec

[chrome trail]

IT DOES

[light gulch]

I need my jet squelcher back

[inland gulch]

I want the aerospray

[chrome trail]

No

[uneven cradle]

You technically can transfer your files over

[warm garden]

yeah and if you want everything Right Now This Instant splathex is your best friend

[chrome trail]

Lobby is empty

3 people

[inland gulch]

5/8

[uneven cradle]

Everyone's 50 except for me 😎

[narrow quest]

ill join

[inland gulch]

i love splathex :3

[narrow quest]

im at news

[inland gulch]

Im level 2

[warm garden]

splathex is funny because it'll look at the crazy arrows and say "oh yeah the baseball jersey"

[uneven cradle]

Well, I'm talking about my lobby

[narrow quest]

im joining

[inland gulch]

camp triggerfish 💀💀

Oh

[chrome trail]

Wtf

[inland gulch]

ermm

Nice gg

why am i thenonly one in here

nvm i got dcrd