Splatoon

[echo basin]

5/8

[golden mist]

me and joey 2/8

[graceful quartz]

Bruh

0006

[golden mist]

3/8

[shy star]

5/8 ranked

[modest ibex]

i forgot to change my name

[prisma maple]

4/8 ranked

[modest ibex]

wow.

[prisma maple]

6/8

[golden mist]

6/8???????

crazy

[graceful quartz]

Clol

[viral flame]

splaton

[graceful quartz]

Sgaboon

[modest ibex]

What the fuck.

[viral flame]

What fuck.

[hollow latch]

Rate this is going im probably gonna play 2.

[modest ibex]

@viral flame kitten come play

[graceful quartz]

Bad lobby!! Join ours

[golden mist]

ok that lobby will die out in a bit at least it should

[viral coral]

have u got 3

[prisma maple]

500 seconds left!!

[graceful quartz]

What

[hollow latch]

I had it I plan on switching once I get to rank 30

[golden mist]

... 🧐

[prisma maple]

im probably gonna end up selling it 💀

[graceful quartz]

Lol

[viral coral]

bruh

is it that bad?

[modest ibex]

no its not

[graceful quartz]

It is

[jaunty swallow]

Thats what im wondering

[prisma maple]

it is on a trash console

[hollow latch]

Seeing everyone is complaining about it... It haves it's issues.

[viral coral]

and so is 2....

[hollow latch]

I mean... WiiU is trash also.

[jaunty swallow]

dc

[graceful quartz]

No!

[golden mist]

6/8 people join plsss

[modest ibex]

dont compare to wiiu lol

[viral coral]

the switch is bascially what the wii u wanted to be

[modest ibex]

wiiu only has good menu music

[graceful quartz]

Yaa

[viral coral]

and kinda shouldve been

[modest ibex]

thats about it

[prisma maple]

and 50ms input delay which improves cemu experience

[graceful quartz]

Switch is getting also older

[modest ibex]

theres a new gen coming soon afaik

[hollow latch]

Gonna feed my dogs brb

[graceful quartz]

And comparing it to something like ps5 or Xbox
It's trash

[modest ibex]

at least announcing soon

[golden mist]

7/8????????

[prisma maple]

so excited for the switch u

[graceful quartz]

Wii z when

[viral coral]

cmon 1 person for ranked pls

[graceful quartz]

Come

[prisma maple]

someone come ranked 1 more

[jaunty swallow]

ill try

[prisma maple]

50 seconds

[modest ibex]

if anything 3dswitch

[viral flame]

do keep in mind it's a handheld

[jaunty swallow]

aaaa

[echo basin]

1/8

[graceful quartz]

You'll get free ice scream

[golden mist]

yay

[prisma maple]

y a y

[golden mist]

maybe

[viral coral]

YESSS MIERDA

LETS GO

[placid siren]

level not high enough for ranked 😭😭

[modest ibex]

wow.

timer broke

[prisma maple]

no

wait

[jaunty swallow]

pls standby

[modest ibex]

nvm

[golden mist]

yay

[graceful quartz]

True, but still

It's missing features

Really good features in fact

[prisma maple]

lag pls

[golden mist]

gg

press continue plsss

[prisma maple]

press continue 🙏

[median torrent]

good job guys now im gonna derank >:P

[graceful quartz]

What the fuck

[viral coral]

this reminds me why i dont play ranked lmao

but ill continue

[agile patrol]

is this my wii u or why am i literally lagging so much 😍

[median torrent]

or not

[graceful quartz]

What was my team up to

[prisma maple]

yay 1 point thank you pretendo

[median torrent]

nevermind

[golden mist]

continue

[graceful quartz]

Wow!

[golden mist]

lessgo

[modest ibex]

so much good connections joined together

this is paradise!

[golden mist]

does anyone know how to take s+ cap off?

to get to hidden level?

[modest ibex]

ull need a dissasembler

[viral flame]

Damn

[prisma maple]

???

[golden mist]

continue plsss

also gg

[median torrent]

that was a mess

[graceful quartz]

My teammates love doing the objective don't they

[prisma maple]

i agree

[graceful quartz]

I never got to use my kraken

[hollow latch]

Nerd squid~

[prisma maple]

because you are using a heavy depletion weapon

[golden mist]

who

left

[graceful quartz]

I know

Ben

[golden mist]

o

[graceful quartz]

Nice!

[prisma maple]

thanks ben 😍

[modest ibex]

lobby died

[hollow latch]

Well I ended up my own lobby

[prisma maple]

coming

[hollow latch]

With winxpusher

3/8

[graceful quartz]

I'm waiting for mine to dc

[hollow latch]

and ben is in here.

[jaunty swallow]

well 3 people now

[prisma maple]

searching

[modest ibex]

how to forget

wow.

[median torrent]

weeeeeeeeeeee

[prisma maple]

2/8

[prisma maple]

splatoon is awesome!

[graceful quartz]

Aceptar amigos

[modest ibex]

que

wow..

im on my own

how fun!

[median torrent]

im bored of splatoon, imma head out, might play later

[modest ibex]

this is not very true

[graceful quartz]

Torre de borre

[graceful quartz]

Byee adam

[modest ibex]

callate un año

🤤

[echo basin]

good evening logan

[graceful quartz]

Tenta missiles!

[viral flame]

c

[graceful quartz]

Nachos de chees

[hollow latch]

Correct

[graceful quartz]

Gusto!

[viral flame]

0312

What the fuck.

[modest ibex]

are you racist

[graceful quartz]

No

4/8

[viral coral]

ranked or turf

[graceful quartz]

Rankeddd

[jaunty swallow]

ranked

[prisma maple]

4/8

[graceful quartz]

Lol

[jaunty swallow]

6/8

[prisma maple]

lol

[graceful quartz]

Poor guy

[prisma maple]

is that u @modest ibex

[graceful quartz]

@proper topaz is that you???? 😭😭

[modest ibex]

no

im what the fuck

[viral coral]

lmao who got banned from what by ceris

[modest ibex]

and im not in a lobby yet

[prisma maple]

bro wtf my game crashed

[modest ibex]

OH MY GOD

[inland gulch]

was several weeks ago..

[graceful quartz]

Weakling

[modest ibex]

IM ALONE AGAIN

😡

[hollow latch]

Holy fuck

[viral flame]

lobby still works tho i think

[hollow latch]

Did I crash him?

[prisma maple]

who crashed my game 😡

[hollow latch]

I joined lol

[graceful quartz]

You're connection is more fucked up than I thought

[prisma maple]

"you are connection"

[graceful quartz]

7/8 enjoyer 6 or fake Callie come!

[prisma maple]

your lobby crashed me 💀

[hollow latch]

Connections and WiiUs are the biggest hurdles in pretendo.

Crashing and network related errors.

[graceful quartz]

Are you my lobby ? Because you just crashed my feelings? 😭

[viral flame]

idk my wii u works fine

people just have shiternet

[graceful quartz]

Real

[prisma maple]

in the next 100 years 0312 will be fixed 😍

2/8 with javi

[graceful quartz]

I think I have 100 of them

[hollow latch]

GG peps its dead

Due to a nerd crashing

[graceful quartz]

Javi you destroyed it

[viral coral]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-nerd-yelling-insult-gif-7884166

[prisma maple]

are we split again

[viral coral]

yep'nt

[graceful quartz]

Idk I'm joining

[prisma maple]

who is in ranked rn

react with 🖐️ if you are in ranked rn

[hollow latch]

Let me know when it's safe to join ranked

[prisma maple]

oh wait

nvm

lmao

[viral coral]

7/8

[graceful quartz]

What the fuck.

[prisma maple]

idk how but the lobbies merge

[modest ibex]

What the fuck.

[graceful quartz]

What are these names

[viral flame]

ooh mama le sexo

[modest ibex]

im currently setting my new name

wow!

[hollow latch]

Ay yo

[thorn storm]

LMAo yo

[viral coral]

there we go

[hollow latch]

LETS GO

[viral flame]

internet so good yall

[shy star]

noooo-yes!

[viral coral]

took its time

[prisma maple]

cringe night mode

[graceful quartz]

Wow!

No

[viral flame]

Wow! I love looking at map

[modest ibex]

cringe japanese wannabe

[viral flame]

love it when the tower doesnt move

[prisma maple]

stop exposing my google translate 😡

[hollow latch]

Theres some japanese players here and there.

[modest ibex]

ooh mama le sexo

[graceful quartz]

Lol

[viral coral]

dammit who left

[hollow latch]

I hope they fully migrate here.

[modest ibex]

who left

[viral flame]

ooh mama le sexo

[modest ibex]

death penalty

[prisma maple]

time to find who left 🥰

[graceful quartz]

Dada

[hollow latch]

Why couldn't just stay in the lobby

[jaunty swallow]

Theyre with me lol

2/8

[graceful quartz]

But guys I OFFICIALLY UNLOCKED THE CUSTOM RANGE BLASTER!!

[hollow latch]

Most OP weapon in S1

[viral coral]

NO GOD PLS NO

[jaunty swallow]

damn 7/8

[rapid haven]

Hi

[graceful quartz]

I'M FUCKING ALONE??

[hollow latch]

Javi must be agent 3

[rapid haven]

Who wants to play Mario kart?

[viral flame]

this is splatoon chat

[hollow latch]

GO AWAY WE SPLATTING

[graceful quartz]

Wrong channel

[viral coral]

WHO LEFT THE 7/8 AS I JOINIED IT

[jaunty swallow]

Go to the mk8 channel

[prisma maple]

no

[graceful quartz]

Jon pretendcock

[prisma maple]

wait did someone dc?

great

[hollow latch]

Yes...

[jaunty swallow]

ye

[graceful quartz]

2/8 homeys

[viral coral]

yeh coz i joined thr 7/8 like cmon

and anpther person left

[jaunty swallow]

another dc

[graceful quartz]

Come in my lobby

[modest ibex]

no

[viral coral]

2 more dc cmon!

why half the lobby missin?

[graceful quartz]

Cause it's split

(join me) the

[modest ibex]

so embarrassing i forgor to delete part of the previous name.

i am the real jon pretendo.

[graceful quartz]

Pretendcokx

[modest ibex]

excuseeeeeee me

[graceful quartz]

Did I say it loud?

[prisma maple]

javi left

[graceful quartz]

Alone

[modest ibex]

i needed to fix my name

😭

[prisma maple]

excuses to get host 😏

[modest ibex]

i would dc

with no issue

i dont give a dammmmmmmmmn

[graceful quartz]

Jon pretendok.

[modest ibex]

wow!!!

[hollow latch]

Name like that better be a male inkling.

[viral coral]

bet u 10 points it wont be

[hollow latch]

One more!

[graceful quartz]

Fake Callie is hrony

[viral coral]

ahh cmon joinnnn hurry up game

[graceful quartz]

Yesyeysy

[prisma maple]

watch someone dc

[prisma maple]

no it doesnt have xXx

[modest ibex]

its phene

[graceful quartz]

I need to be the crb of this match

[prisma maple]

the lobbies have just split btw

[modest ibex]

wow!

[viral flame]

16 character limit 😢

[prisma maple]

time to dc for the 23883131th time!

[hollow latch]

xXB0ng_WaHTahXx

[placid siren]

7/8 on turf wtf

[graceful quartz]

XxxCalliecokxxX

[prisma maple]

i am the real crb 😀

[prisma maple]

r a n k e d

[hollow latch]

Futa Callie.

[graceful quartz]

You're funy

[graceful quartz]

Piece Callie.

[placid siren]

not level 10 for ranked 😭

[hollow latch]

I was gonna use my XBL name on here... But idk how FutaCatGirl would get me banned.

[graceful quartz]

I think

[prisma maple]

i think im gonna make a keyboard macro to inform people about splathex

[graceful quartz]

SexyCallieXXX

[hollow latch]

Imagine wanting to use splathex.

I can understand if you can't import your old save

Not everyone want to cheat their way up.

[prisma maple]

how else would you get to abuse full qr crb 😍

[graceful quartz]

Of course

[modest ibex]

oh no.

[prisma maple]

you realize that you can get the abilities you want just by using a usb stick right?

you dont even need cfw

or splathex

[graceful quartz]

Using calliemeowmeow power!

[prisma maple]

all you need to save scum is a usb stick

[hollow latch]

Normal day on nintendo.

[graceful quartz]

Never press X in the lobby
Worst mistake of your life

[hollow latch]

Besides the Switch... They REALLY picked up on their anti-cheat lol.

[viral coral]

ranked or turf?

[graceful quartz]

I love the last user that joined

[hollow latch]

Even so it still got hacked on the hardware.

[modest ibex]

i wonder who that is

[prisma maple]

the anticheat is basically the whole console being spyware

[hollow latch]

Yeah

[graceful quartz]

Could be skalop

Or a real calliecok!

[modest ibex]

true

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/zuck-zucc-gif-18812571

[prisma maple]

https://tenor.com/view/farcry6-gif-23383353

its split

[graceful quartz]

6/8 someone pls join!!

[graceful quartz]

How do you know if

*it

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/smokinmeats-zucc-zuckerberg-mark-smoking-gif-13167534

[prisma maple]

know what

[modest ibex]

agentussy 3

[prisma maple]

that its split?

[graceful quartz]

That is split

[prisma maple]

i keep attention on the timer

when it goes up without someone joining after 17 seconds it means that it has split

[viral flame]

also my username

[graceful quartz]

Why only after 17

Sec

[hollow latch]

Probably... It might be from one doujin I read last week lol.

[graceful quartz]

Agent3bussy

[modest ibex]

nerd

[prisma maple]

because thats how long on average it takes for the ibm thinkpad laptop running pretendo to handle each request

[graceful quartz]

L

[prisma maple]

6/8 ranked

[hollow latch]

CPU is 3 Wii's glued together.

Tri core version of the Wii's CPU

With a heafty GPU and memory pool at the time...

[graceful quartz]

Tricolor cpu

[modest ibex]

tricolor turf wad!

wait

[graceful quartz]

Tricolor Calliesquird!

[modest ibex]

theres no other lobby

[prisma maple]

then that means they got an error 😍

[modest ibex]

i think we're just short

on players

[graceful quartz]

0521

[prisma maple]

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-gif-25468219

[graceful quartz]

Wow

[prisma maple]

waiting

[hollow latch]

I got it too

[graceful quartz]

I'm alone

[echo basin]

real

[graceful quartz]

Calliecok needs to join my lobby

[viral flame]

i crashed

[prisma maple]

we need xXxPedoGamingxXx

[hollow latch]

@boreal dune they need you.

[modest ibex]

@boreal dune join kitten

[graceful quartz]

We need CallieSquirt321

[modest ibex]

okay

[hollow latch]

I bet you look up Callie lewds.

[prisma maple]

im gonna take a break to eat

r.i.p ranked

[graceful quartz]

Ceris let him play one more Match

[viral flame]

does anyone wanna do turf or should i just give up too

[graceful quartz]

I want to test my crb power

So yeah!

[graceful quartz]

Huh

[viral flame]

join turf

[golden mist]

well it seemed like this kinda died

[graceful quartz]

Calliecok left the room

[hollow latch]

Just me and you

[graceful quartz]

😭😭😭

[modest ibex]

im joining

turfwad

[graceful quartz]

I'm joining bicolor battle

[modest ibex]

go online!

[jaunty swallow]

we playing turf now?

[modest ibex]

yes

[viral flame]

yes

[hollow latch]

To Turf War we go.

[graceful quartz]

6 can you add night mode

[echo basin]

lets gooo

[viral flame]

my name didnt apply this time

sad

[plush zealot]

Anyone playing public turf?

[viral flame]

i dont have serverside night mode

[graceful quartz]

I'm with callie in lobby!!

[viral flame]

have javi get it to me

[modest ibex]

what the fuck.

[graceful quartz]

Oh

[modest ibex]

naur thanks

[graceful quartz]

Poor you

Join bicolor battle!

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735670248715583528/1066902328348786738/uncaption-2.gif

[plush zealot]

What?

[modest ibex]

just join

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-funny-dance-gif-26113032

where is token

[hollow latch]

One more

[modest ibex]

toke is taking a break

[viral flame]

ok well get him back here.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1118990142032580608/1119656463288238160/dancing-loop.gif

[modest ibex]

last one to join goes even higher

8 bazillion dollaroos

wow!

[hollow latch]

LETS GO

[echo basin]

8 morbillion dollars

[modest ibex]

p dada gets 8 bazillion dollaroos!

[jaunty swallow]

fulll

[viral flame]

i crashed

[graceful quartz]

Calliesquirt

[modest ibex]

nerd.

[graceful quartz]

I will never kill you

[hollow latch]

Fuck someone left

[viral flame]

yeah

i crashed

the game did NOT like me changing my name to mark zuckerburg

[echo basin]

who up wonking they willy rn

[viral flame]

Meeee :3

[echo basin]

incorrect

7/8

[modest ibex]

HELPPP

[graceful quartz]

No way we won that.

[viral flame]

why do i keep crashing so much

i hate this game

[thorn storm]

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[hollow latch]

Wat

We won

[echo basin]

ok computer

[graceful quartz]

Real!!

[modest ibex]

erm

1 more

[graceful quartz]

Pls

[modest ibex]

i think phene

fucked the lobby

[viral flame]

nah

[modest ibex]

yes

[viral flame]

crash souldnt break it

[graceful quartz]

Ass.

[modest ibex]

i dont even have host controls

and im supposed to be hosting

lol

[viral flame]

hacks!!! cheater!!!

[graceful quartz]

Don't call Calliesquirt like this!!

[modest ibex]

im talking about the timer🥺

[hollow latch]

Gonna afk abit take the dogs out

brb

[modest ibex]

bye

[jaunty swallow]

ri´p

[graceful quartz]

Kk have fun!

[viral flame]

rejoiniong

[modest ibex]

yous know

we'll never find 8

right

[cerulean prawn]

pubs or pb?

[graceful quartz]

Can we ban crash ols

[golden mist]

hello mr crashurlobby

[graceful quartz]

*pls

[golden mist]

pubs

[cerulean prawn]

alr

[graceful quartz]

Join calliesquirts lobby!

You will be greeted by Callie and her ||meow|| !

[viral flame]

meowmeownyaaa

[graceful quartz]

Real

[modest ibex]

wheres everyone when u need them 💔

[graceful quartz]

@cerulean prawn @jaunty swallow @echo basin come

[viral flame]

what if we did gay

[echo basin]

as you are

[graceful quartz]

:3

[graceful quartz]

Sure

[modest ibex]

true..

[jaunty swallow]

joining

[modest ibex]

what if we did a gay in a turf pb

[graceful quartz]

Slayslay

[golden mist]

wut

[echo basin]

what if we kissed in the splatoon kelp dome?

[graceful quartz]

I have a long long blaster!

[modest ibex]

💋

[cerulean prawn]

5/8

[graceful quartz]

What

The

Fuck

[modest ibex]

fuck.

[golden mist]

this chat............. 🫠

[graceful quartz]

I love long blasters!

[modest ibex]

@viral flame join me darling

[graceful quartz]

They have the best shots .

[shy star]

yall r sus

[graceful quartz]

Real

[echo basin]

yeah we play the squid game

[viral flame]

are we going on a date

[modest ibex]

CAN I ISTOP MISSPELLING EVERYTHING

[modest ibex]

join me on turf.

[jaunty swallow]

is there a lobby already?

[graceful quartz]

CALLIE NEWS OH GOD

[modest ibex]

ok theres breaking news

[graceful quartz]

Exciting

[viral flame]

i dont see u

[modest ibex]

wait

[graceful quartz]

Error

This rotation is great!

[modest ibex]

join now

[graceful quartz]

For turf war

[modest ibex]

on turf wa

[graceful quartz]

[modest ibex]

that is NOT allowed.

sorre

[golden mist]

ayo

[echo basin]

NEW STAGES!!

[inland gulch]

by point sensor?

[graceful quartz]

Is this what I think it is?

[inland gulch]

how?

[graceful quartz]

What the fuck fucked up the what

[inland gulch]

Is it a mod?

[modest ibex]

this is a very funny thing you can do in splatunas 1

[graceful quartz]

Hack

[jaunty swallow]

FULL

[modest ibex]

it is not available in splatanas 3.

[golden mist]

messing with the messages is cool ngl

[graceful quartz]

Real

[echo basin]

splatoon is the og squit game

[shy star]

hmmm..

[inland gulch]

<sigh> ok..

[echo basin]

what is this splatoon 2 shite

[modest ibex]

new stage unlocked!

[modest ibex]

no

[viral flame]

wtf javi cheating???

[viral coral]

theres a 7/8 up can somebody join turf

[shy star]

in standby

[plush zealot]

gg

[shy star]

host...

y did u leave

[inland gulch]

must be very light damage.. less than, what 20 points or something..?

[shy star]

oh nvm

[graceful quartz]

Pew pew!

[graceful quartz]

Dc

[shy star]

omg

[modest ibex]

NO FUCK

i frogot

[shy star]

i dced

[modest ibex]

to go back to pb mode

[modest ibex]

join again mami

[cerulean prawn]

2/8

[graceful quartz]

Where

[zenith fractal]

hi

i am alive

[graceful quartz]

Not for long

[jaunty swallow]

did the lobbies die again?

[cerulean prawn]

who wants play ranked ?

[graceful quartz]

Me

[shy star]

oh hi

[cerulean prawn]

react with 👹 if you are in ranked rn

[jaunty swallow]

me

[viral flame]

hacker

[cerulean prawn]

2/8

ranked

[graceful quartz]

I'm stuck in the loading screen

[shy star]

3/8 turf

[zenith fractal]

i will join this fun

[modest ibex]

what the flip.

[jaunty swallow]

dont think we have enough people

[modest ibex]

join phene

through turf

[zenith fractal]

HUH

[graceful quartz]

Open tha game

[inland gulch]

yes, it's back to its stubborn self again.. last week it would stop with an error at least. But, the last two days or so, reboot is the only thing that would work on the wiiu anyway

[zenith fractal]

at the news

what

[graceful quartz]

I want to join too!

[zenith fractal]

why is my friends list emptier

[graceful quartz]

I love hacking

[zenith fractal]

PHENE DID YOU UNFRIEND MY ALT

[jaunty swallow]

hey so now turf or ranked

[viral coral]

turf

[graceful quartz]

Such is life with pretendo

[graceful quartz]

Ya

[plush venture]

Olimar

[zenith fractal]

guess i just restart with my main then

[cerulean prawn]

4/8 pubs

5/8

[modest ibex]

i won!

[viral flame]

this game is so hard

[graceful quartz]

Oh no

[zenith fractal]

friends dc

[graceful quartz]

I disconnected in friend list!

[cerulean prawn]

6/8

[graceful quartz]

I mean crashed

[golden mist]

skill issue

[graceful quartz]

How burst bomb Rush should've worked

I think I softlocked myself in the friend list now

[zenith fractal]

okay friends is hating me again

it dcs everytime right after the news

[graceful quartz]

I think we have the same fate

[zenith fractal]

the splatoon 1 fixes cannot come sooner

[graceful quartz]

It's the fourth time I rebooted my Wii u

Oh no!

[modest ibex]

what the fuck!!!

[viral flame]

i won!

[zenith fractal]

language.

[hollow latch]

AyyyMD

[modest ibex]

what the fuck

[golden mist]

https://tenor.com/view/zelda-link-cdi-winner-i-won-gif-18450233

[zenith fractal]

im annoyed already

its just hating me fr

i will try 1 last time

[modest ibex]

HELP

THE FPS DROPS

[zenith fractal]

im trying

[viral flame]

epic porn win

[graceful quartz]

I can feel the pain and agony

[wide kestrel]

7/8

[zenith fractal]

welp

dc mid news

[modest ibex]

why is ur game calculating turf

[graceful quartz]

Now it just tells me I have no connection!

[viral flame]

idk it shows up as turf for me

[graceful quartz]

Beautiful lobby

Loading screen

Bubble bubbly loading screen

[zenith fractal]

THIS IS SICKENING

i get no dc

[dusty shuttle]

💀 tf is that name

[zenith fractal]

but a shadow dc instead

[viral flame]

easy win no effort needed

[graceful quartz]

Porn is a tough enemy

[hollow latch]

Is it?

[graceful quartz]

I can't join Javi

And I don't have 6 friended

Sad

[cerulean prawn]

6/8 pubs

8/8

[viral flame]

javi has noclip on

wtf.\

[hollow latch]

Inb4 bot gets triggered

[modest ibex]

why's this person cheating 💔

[graceful quartz]

Huh

[zenith fractal]

i think im at my 9th restart

i watched the damn news 9 times

[graceful quartz]

I could join through greet but he has issues

Wait

@zenith fractal do you have me added?

[zenith fractal]

idk

it prolly doesnt even matter if i cant finish the news before friends dcs

[graceful quartz]

I don't see you on my FL

Saf

[modest ibex]

@viral flame

this is not fun

💔

[zenith fractal]

agreed

it is pure suffering

[modest ibex]

yes.

[graceful quartz]

Oh n9

[modest ibex]

yay i won!

[viral flame]

win

[modest ibex]

BYEEE

[graceful quartz]

Porn is weak

He doesn't dominate anymore!

[zenith fractal]

this is just great

[viral flame]

i deleted basically everyone from my friendlist

[zenith fractal]

im in boot hell now

[zenith fractal]

evil

my alt was a victim of that

[graceful quartz]

We were never friends.

[prisma maple]

dead game 😎

[graceful quartz]

0006

[echo basin]

good evening

[modest ibex]

we got into a turf war instantly wdym

[zenith fractal]

lol

[viral flame]

Fr.

[graceful quartz]

Sweet!

For ppl are active rn

Hm

[prisma maple]

5 seconds until death

yay

[jaunty swallow]

lol

cant believe we actually won

[tawdry prawn]

[hollow latch]

Gonna leave since gotta do something

[cerulean prawn]

nekolin was brb like tf

[hollow latch]

Yeah I went afk at the last min due to that thing I was doing

I'll be back like in 5

[plush venture]

No worries neko

[graceful quartz]

Someone wants to do pbs?

[cerulean prawn]

sure

[graceful quartz]

Slay!

[cerulean prawn]

lol

[prisma maple]

why is it raining intercontinental ballistic missiles?

[viral flame]

wdym?

[graceful quartz]

Who wants to open o room

[prisma maple]

gamemode changer moment

5/8 pubs

[graceful quartz]

That is an inkstrike

Actually

[modest ibex]

sexiest pub

[zenith fractal]

you know

what if i manage to join just for it to say 0312

[graceful quartz]

No one is going to save the poor ppl

[prisma maple]

what if 2 people join because 6/8

[graceful quartz]

Imagine joining turf war

[prisma maple]

the rotation is flounder and museum

[graceful quartz]

I don't care

It's turf war

[prisma maple]

7/8

[prisma maple]

joins anway 💀

[graceful quartz]

Turf war should be illegal

[prisma maple]

yay the legendary 7/8 dc

[graceful quartz]

*6/8

[plush venture]

Turf war is the best mode

[graceful quartz]

No.

[prisma maple]

ratio

[graceful quartz]

Blanch what if you joined the lobby

[zenith fractal]

javer phene which splatfest team you 2 picking

[cerulean prawn]

biggest cap

[graceful quartz]

And you dreamt about custom range blaster

[plush venture]

What if

Dream blanch dream ⭐️🛌💤

[prisma maple]

im killing the lobby because of the dc

[graceful quartz]

Vanilla is the only right decision

[zenith fractal]

lol

[modest ibex]

vanella

[prisma maple]

yes because of white ink unfair advantage

[graceful quartz]

A MURDER???

[zenith fractal]

everyone i know joins vanilla

[modest ibex]

no because i like vanilla?

[prisma maple]

white ink

[zenith fractal]

i thought white ink

[plush venture]

They should’ve had rainbow sherbert as an option

[prisma maple]

wow that was fast

8/8

[plush venture]

Blanch in the building

[graceful quartz]

Vanilla is my fav aroma what's your problem

[modest ibex]

wherewhere seeker??

[zenith fractal]

WAIT

I GOT AN IDEA

lemme try and join via my deck

[prisma maple]

amazing team!

[plush venture]

Turf is top

[echo basin]

splllendid

[modest ibex]

wtf!!!

[zenith fractal]

WOW

[modest ibex]

i still love the silly 1 shoe

[zenith fractal]

I BOOTED MY DECK FOR NOTHING

[prisma maple]

everyone press continue plz

[graceful quartz]

Hard

[zenith fractal]

you owe me time javer

[modest ibex]

greetings not onlain

nerd

[echo basin]

no se puede enviar porque inclueye contenido bloqueado por este

[zenith fractal]

because im still loading

loaded i mean

[prisma maple]

someone didnt press continue 😎

[zenith fractal]

oh well

i just go back to dolphin weather channel then

[graceful quartz]

Have fun playing against mint chip

[zenith fractal]

ping me if you plan on continuing with phene later

pls

:(

[graceful quartz]

Phene should go to sleep

[zenith fractal]

com error

[graceful quartz]

Really

I think I'll go too since no one is online see ya later white ink enjoyers

[prisma maple]

no wait

its working again

[graceful quartz]

Huh

I close my Wii u

[prisma maple]

lol

[graceful quartz]

Should I open it again?

[prisma maple]

probably

better than opening your switch

i dont like being bloated with ads on the home screen

[graceful quartz]

I think I played enough today tho

[prisma maple]

ok

[plush venture]

Yeah I’m heading off

[graceful quartz]

The new Splatfest starts in one week!

Choose your team now to earn juicy conch shells

[prisma maple]

why would i care about the shells when i dont even play the game lol

6/8

7/8

[graceful quartz]

I'm advertising the game for you here since you don't like it on your switch

[prisma maple]

8/8

[graceful quartz]

Bye.

[hollow latch]

Inb4 crash or network issue

[graceful quartz]

I think the servers aren't operating that well since mc Donalds is closing

[echo basin]

fuck you stef

[swift spade]

lmao

[prisma maple]

wow i carried

[modest ibex]

soo fun!!

[echo basin]

how dare you be better at the game than me

[swift spade]

stooop lmao

[hollow latch]

I should get the school girl outfit.

[swift spade]

i haven’t played in 3 weeks 😩

[zenith fractal]

ikr

[prisma maple]

7/8 pubs

[hollow latch]

Im comming

Unskippable sisters time.

[jaunty swallow]

Is it full already?

[hollow latch]

It split

Threw me into lobby with Stef

[echo basin]

hello again stef

[hollow latch]

3/8

[inland gulch]

ha ha..

[hollow latch]

Then @echo basin left and someone joined right after

would had been 4/8

[echo basin]

i got kicked out by my shitty internet

im back bitches

[inland gulch]

such garbage..

[hollow latch]

6/8

[swift spade]

Hey lol

[swift spade]

I’m trying to keep the lobby up

[jaunty swallow]

Join people

[swift spade]

lol

[prisma maple]

6/8

[echo basin]

imagine levelhacking to access ranked matches

[prisma maple]

this rotation is fire

[echo basin]

could not be me

[hollow latch]

7/8

One more

[swift spade]

One moreeee

[prisma maple]

coming

[swift spade]

nobody really plays ranked on here anymore? I’d assume

[hollow latch]

RIP lobby

People tried eariler

[jaunty swallow]

aaaaa

[hollow latch]

I got a match in but that was it

[prisma maple]

do we have enough for ranked?

[swift spade]

I’ve never played ranked

Lol

[prisma maple]

react with 🖐️ if you can play ranked

[jaunty swallow]

same

never played

[prisma maple]

we have 5

[swift spade]

Is that enough

[hollow latch]

Nah one of them is 4

Not high enough for ranked

[swift spade]

Oh

[hollow latch]

One more

[jaunty swallow]

joining

[echo basin]

see why fact checkers think this is false

[jaunty swallow]

full squad lol

[prisma maple]

7/8

[swift spade]

lol couldn’t join fast enough

[graceful quartz]

Oh

[prisma maple]

try again

[hollow latch]

Still 7/8

[swift spade]

flopped

[jaunty swallow]

3/8 spli

[hollow latch]

Might have enough for two battles.

[swift spade]

split

[graceful quartz]

Love pretendo

[jaunty swallow]

Who doesnt

[hollow latch]

Join through friends?

[prisma maple]

pretendo doesnt do what nintendoes

[prisma maple]

no

that will complicate it even more

[graceful quartz]

Pretendon't!!

This reminds me of a YouTuber

[echo basin]

aight dead server

[graceful quartz]

It's joever

😭

[prisma maple]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-fring-gustavo-breaking-bad-stare-eyeing-gif-16275096

[prisma maple]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-joddamn-right-jod-joddamn-walter-white-breaking-bad-gif-24853055

[hollow latch]

FULL

[prisma maple]

oh 8/8

[hollow latch]

LETS GO

[graceful quartz]

So joeright

[jaunty swallow]

fullll

[hollow latch]

I came in right in time.

[echo basin]

its joeginning

[graceful quartz]

Never had I heard a more joeright thing

[graceful quartz]

It's the jogging

Of a Callif war!

[graceful quartz]

They are still active !

[prisma maple]

press continue plz

[swift spade]

ok

[hollow latch]

Felt like I was the only one doing something....

:v

Two people left...

[swift spade]

Gotta change my weapon

We were getting slammed :v

[viral flame]

it's 15:20

[graceful quartz]

Oh

You don't live in France

[hollow latch]

On standby... Inb4 someone leaves as I joined.

[graceful quartz]

Hope someone will dc for u

[viral flame]

Nah I'm not that insane

[modest ibex]

it’s 21:25

[graceful quartz]

Now that you told me this

I think you're a better person

[viral flame]

Thanks?

[graceful quartz]

lol

[prisma maple]

inkstrike is actually sorta fun to use on turf

unlike ranked

[hollow latch]

Its just ok

Not panic button specials like kraken and bubble.

[prisma maple]

it gives like 3-5% extra percentage if you use it at the end of the game

has saved me a lot of times

[hollow latch]

Yeah same

5/8

[plush venture]

Look mom I’m on the big screen

[hollow latch]

Killing time on pixiv lol

[plush venture]

I’m playing melee on my crt next to my monitor

[hollow latch]

New art both sfw and ||nsfw||

[plush venture]

Good fidget game

[prisma maple]

7/8

[graceful quartz]

Real

[hollow latch]

Gonna take a break.

[graceful quartz]

Where are you getting these pictures from

[jaunty swallow]

Pivix I think

Anyone online?

[graceful quartz]

Ig

[echo basin]

bro the mk8 chat is so much more moderated

boooring

[shy star]

wha do u mean?

u dont want it well moderated?

[rapid haven]

Hi

[echo basin]

i almost got muted for saying "mk8 sex update"

[shy star]

then u shouldnt say such things

[echo basin]

ok

i was simply quoting

[rapid haven]

Hi

[echo basin]

hello pnid williams0317

[rapid haven]

Hi

How r u doing

[echo basin]

not great

cant get into a good game of splatoon

[rapid haven]

Oh, may i know why?

[shy star]

player count probably..

[hollow latch]

Pixiv

[rapid haven]

Oh that's so bad

Do you want to play PB?

[echo basin]

sure

[rapid haven]

I finally connected to internet

[rapid haven]

Good, add me

And then, I'll create the pb

[echo basin]

hold on i just joined a pub

[rapid haven]

O ok

[rapid haven]

Is it full?

[echo basin]

1 person

[rapid haven]

O ok

[inland gulch]

People get on

[echo basin]

so far im stuck with kaiden and Sheen

[rapid haven]

Hi

[echo basin]

join pub battles

[rapid haven]

How many ppl

[echo basin]

none yet

3 people

[rapid haven]

Still waiting?