#Splatoon
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joining
If this works I'm a genius
YOOOOI
Dmg up rapid go crazy
Gg
Gg
i def hard carried
i'll try to rejoin
I might legit hit 10
Then people started leaving...
teams are balanced
ggs
gg
Ggs
Lets play pubs?
no
Nah
I want coins I m level 2
Splathex
no bc ppl who wanna get level 10 with no splathex are insane
Well I did it.
are you guys in pbs?
I fuck up
Gg
ight ima add one of you guys
can anyone else not run/swim at full speed on cemu?
im just really good at rain maker
I was playing V rapid pro
I can run and swim fine on Cemu
ah
I want too play pubs
what are pubs?
Publicc
I want to reach level 4
public
fax
4/8
Split lobby booo
5/8
3 spots left
3 more
im trying
2 more
6/8
1 more
7/8
i would but it isnt showing up
Just go in normally
for pub regulars?
Yeah
Ye
Yes
6/8
7*
7/8
oh im already in just clarifying that its not showing up for regulars
One more
Someone join plss
Wdym
I just absolutely threw in splatoon 3
Full!
gaming
3 sucks worst game in the series
Splatoon 4 better have better map design
splat 1 best splatoon by far me thinks
lol my shader caches broke
anyone wanna do pbs?
Who
yeah anyone gotta working shader cache for splat
who ever squid flopped can go fck themselves
The kid with the gal in pubs
I'm ok at the game
idk how to spell
Another game
All they do is spwan camp and run away when they get hit
im down for another but does anyone playing on cemu feel like sharing their shader cache
Playing splatoon 3 turf makes me want to die
5/8
I’ll join
4/8
I’d rather play with a switch pro controller instead of this thick ass gamepad lol
6/8
gamepad is comfy
i like the gamepad ngl
same
Yeah but imo it’s not the best in Splatoon
but the devs purposely made the stages so it would be more competitive
Gamepad optimal ngl
srsly does anyone have a precompiled shader cache for splat
better than joy cons imo
i can't see shit
I use a pro controller
1040 point for level 4
procontroller on cemu >>>
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i dont
I use a PS5 controller on Cemu.
Sadge
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Splatoon 1 with pro controller is myamotos gift to earth
I use a Wii U
That procon was aids
same
Switch procon is peak
This was a thing for Splatoon 1 for gyro on pro controller.
That thing
Already gimping yourself if you ain't using gyro.
Yeah I’m talking about switch pro controller
I’d never use that
Although it’s silly and I like silly
It’s a good controller tho
5/8
The Wii U procon????
i wish splatoon 3 was less competitive
Preach yogi
Thank fuck
every match is won by a landslide
Splatoon has been competitive since the first game
i mean, it got me better at splatoon
My procon broke yesterday
It's only competitve if you play competivie modes.
no i wish it was more competitive I LOVE SPAWN CAMPING I LOVE RUINING DAYS 👹👹👹I LOVE BAD MATCHMAKING THANK U NOGAMI
I wish comp didn’t affect casual
And stage design
That's a u issue
IT IS NOT
Yeah it is
Booo...
order in the court👩⚖️
bitches will be complaining abt being camped while playing undercover 😭😭
I'm usually the one camping but I digress
The stages are literally designed to be camped or to camp
Not really
It's coincidence that it seems that way
It's meant to encourage fights
Single ppl hated the passive map design and play of 2
is public active?
2 was a chore for me
yeah
how many?
I love everything about 3 except how focused it is on fights
the passive gameplay of splat 2 was more bc of specials and not stage imo
bc the early metas of s2 were pretty aggressive
even the story?
publics are active samon
It’s take it or leave it for me, it’s plaza is so beautiful and detailed though
Brother that's called a skill diff
i have dlc for inkopolis, and the story for 3 sucked
I spawn camp in scrims it's called winning
i do love splatsville, especially during splatfests
all splatoon story modes are dookie besides octo expansion which is a paid dlc me thinks 🥸
Spwan camping and spray and pray is not skill
Imo
omg just play the game!
Bro if ur getting camped by spray and pray that's a u prob scale properly and stop whining
Vital I think we just play for different enjoyment which is fine and I’m happy you enjoy the game
become black air force if u have to
I just don't get the spawn camping issue bc I never see it
my favorite game is splatoon 2 though, because it has a great hub, octo expansion, and it has pearl+marina
I just think turf is hampered by how much fighting occurs in what is supposed to be the more casual mode
Because you were on the opposite team lol
- the skill of your teammates as well I guess
im stuck searching
I’m not talking about you personally anyways.
spawn camping happened at a tourney hosted by nintendo for pre teens and they didnt gaf so i dont think its that big of a deal but thats just me 🥸
Who wants to play pubs with Me I need to reach level 4
Spwan camping is annoying and even worse in Splatoon 3
ill play
That’s all I’m really saying lol
Yupi

I give up, this game does nothing but take forever to load into the lobby
I like Lunas visual redesign
6/8
Console crashed again 🔥
Once u learn zip it's even more fun
we have a 6/8 lobby rn
How I leave a lobby
Quit or kill your connection
s1 luna was peak and fair 🤞
eject and reinsert the disc
Fr
It’s the only weopon I’d enjoy playing that had zip
7/8
I have piracy
The thing is, you don’t. You you could just reset your Wii U idk
No disc
One more
OK thanks
Imagine not having a copy of Splatoon 1
7/8
I have a copy its just scratched from my dumbass losin it
tbh the only thing that kept me into splatoon for like 3 months was the community
Imagine your console crashing 24/7
I can hang with current X rankers on splat3
How do you lose a game disc? 😭
I don't have a copy of splatoon 1
X don't mean ish lmao
Tbh, i dont know
I hate that they lowered it's requirements
i can also play comp dude 😭
who dced
Boo people leaving
Shoulda been S+25 min
people are evaporating
Just put the game in the case when you’re finished smh
Fuck it gonna take my dogs outside
6/8
6/8
Two more people plsssss
ill join
X rank should be s+15, require 4 star on a weapon to use it, and dosent allow you to pick a weapon below B tier
i love having a disc just so i can dc
One moreee plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
How to people even dc with a 100+ timer count
ok
im searching
weapon below B tier??
1 more pls
solo q is so easy i just havent put enough time into it
yeah bc im not tryna play with bad weapons
Bad players always choose the worst weapons for some reason and think their quirky bc of it🥸
not me currently figuring out how to save edit to give myself better gear
are yalls in pubs or ranked?
Me a skilled Luna:
we need +1
pubs
One more plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssplsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
5/8
I one trick it competitively
7/8 people
10 second
W
rip
No one plays ranked sadly
We’re out of time
6/8
I be playin with jp players sometimes and lowk puttin that work in with dynamo
these queue times are still faster than x rank tho 🤣🤣
10 : 5 in S3 and still lost 🔥🔥
x rank is only playable in east asia div with a jp vpn
Huh?
fr 😭
na/eu are so bad at the game its kinda unreal
byee 🫡
I’m online
bubbler not nearly as busted as armor tbh
kinda real tbh
imma change fits
dc
bubbler didnt make half of the games weapons unviable but armor sid
what do u mean?
did
Armor is also uglier
being a charger/blaster player in splatoon 2
it hurt
alot
Please put me in a full lobby
Vital a private?
Chargers in S2 is fucking awful as a casual
chargers in s2 were so bad it was unreal (Bamboo and squiff were kinda busted tho)
Much better in S3 tho Eliter is actually good
too good 
The way motion controls felt made it unusable fr
now chargers get shat on by cooler and inkjet 😍😍
6/8 ‼️
When this lobby dies I’ll join again
7/8
Hopefully it puts me in with the big dogs 
I join wait 10 second
Or it gives me a boot loop 
I’m with you neko
"you do not currently have an internet connection" me when i lie
Love fruit looping
Honestly, blasters kind of sucked in S2 as well 😭
They also got nerfed by ink armor right
I got that too now
Since they couldn’t 1 shot
Idk
blasters where contendor for worst weapon class in s2
open room 1/8
This is a good thing
Depends...
SMH me when pretendo wants me to just be a host
Often isn't due to lobby split
Standby is like winning the lotto
I had worse luck with it
I’m in with star and Serena
kinda hopin chara or some big name makes a video on this server so we get more players
It’s a desert out here in this 3/8🏜️🐪🌵
ggd
i was playing a 1v4 LMFAOO
Humillantes

I think the most someone would say is if they make a playing Splatoon 1 in 2024 video “im playing on pretendo”
MAYBE they mention the discord which would be cool
nah if twd98 made a video on the mk8 servers
i think there'd be a huge influx of ppl
in the best way possible
Absolutely
2 more
Bruh I was in NSFW jail again
Fucking reply button
The bot REALLY hates Harmony.
Is it the one getting picked up
By the like toy grabber
I remember you sending that one a few times
Look mom I’m on the big screen
Nah one I posted was her laying around playing a gameboy.
One before she was inside a small locker.
Isn’t that one LITERALLY official Nintendo art
I think so lol.
50 seconds and a dream
Aye I got in

When one lobby thrives the other dies
How poetic
Really shows the deeper meaning behind the inkling and octarian war
y r we all lvl 50?
splathax
I’m level 36 as of today 🥳
6/8
2 more
I’m rebooting
1 more :3
Please don’t fill without me
omg it kicked me
trying again
I keep fruit looping
start apple jacking instead
JP players have no chill
I’d love to be cinnamon toast crunching
7/8 🤞🤞
GG
ggg
i stg if some how no one joins and we have to wait the whole 2 mins
I’ll reset
1/8
Sorry for being allergic to your lobby
if this last person doesnt join imma kms
i triple dog dare u to keep ur promise 🥸
jk jk
noooo someones joining
What a cozy 2/8 with me and samon
booting (again)
Me aswell
gg
did i fuck up something bc all the weapons say ??mora?? behind them on the select screen
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yes
also 6/8
6/8
wait is there three separate lobbys going on bc seve isnt in mine
I want a 6/8 for once in my damn
Friends is being a baka rn
I’m with star and samon
YOUR RIGHT
Probably try to join through me
rebooting refruiting
6/8
Nekolin can you send me friend request?

Thank
Requires me to quit and load up friends on cemu
😢
No
2/8
idk why everyone hates on priv when turf is a snooze fest
trying a diff. account
me
booting
Privs are fine they are just a pain to set up with everyone
The moment you get a lobby working someone else comes in and wants to join which is totally fine
7/8
But it restarts the process all over again
I’m trying to boot
Cemu is struggling
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I wonder why I get them
nah the heck?
Maybe because I restart cemu like 15 times in quick successions
Probably a windows fuckery on your end.
Probably
Probably? I do at times too
I keep my shit optimized.
And clean out my PC
Which is why 9 year old toaster is clugging along fine at 4k splat
Run back to the lobby area and try agai
5/8 people still need 3 more
I’m getting on
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Lobby died so people rushing in
I’m joining
three more!
For the low low price of 3 more you too can enjoy a game of turfwar !
With exp and cash!
I think I give up after this one
And will go heat up 4 tortillas and be sad about it
Is it the ?!??! guy?
Nah someone named Kira
?!?! Has been a menace
Oh
a hecker?!
Hes trash 😭😭
Split lobby of 2 for me...
Good I’m glad you played at least
Just the servers letting others play in my place.
That is fantastic art
Please someone join this lobby
So I may join
Oh I’m probably on standby for the hacker lobby
Wonderful 
😋😋
4/8 now
I’m in with Kira the hacker
finally back
How awesome
Inb4 those people leave and join us
I don’t think I deserve a game at this point
would had been 5/8 if windows didn't leave
IM TRYING
7/8
Aieeee
host left
2 more
1 more
I give up
Were rigth there
is that a jp player?
I hope this hacker has a wonderful night
I do hope Japanese players do hop over to pretendo.
But they have this weird thing about being against modding consoles too...
Man
This sucks... Just one short
One more and were done
RIP
This is pain
and the crowd goes mid 🔥🔥
huh
Back to 7/8 again
i give up
6/8...
ill probably play a web game
Just need two more nerds...
4 now...
2 GOING STRONG WOO
I gave up
i used splathex to get lvl 50
Oh nice
ill probably go lvl 1 once splatoon gets more stable
Yeah i like leveling it gives me something to work towards
no bc i have no problem using splathex to change my level since i had that level when i sold my wii u and it would take years to level up with how dead the servers are
||I never played the OG servers and pretty much playing it on Cemu due to my magic of finding things.|| Otherwise I wanna do it legit atleast.
goodbye
im down for a pb
alr ill accept your request
ill host
alr
open
no turf is fine with u, right?
gg
i had an update awhile ago so its recompiling my shaders
we can not play for like the first 20 secs if u want ur game to load in stuff
its alr tho
dammn i kinda feel bad 😭😭
its ok
any map mode combos u want?
that was close
lol
didnt blackbelly rm get banned in s1 solo queue
how come?
ngl splat 1 in 2k looks better than s3 😭😭
with no frame drops too
barnicle and dime could never
gg
gg
zimi fair and balanced
lol
KELP DOME LMFAOO
had the all run speed gear and everything
Try 4k lol. Also Splat 2 and 3 shines more at higher resolutions too far better then 1.
my pc can handle 4k i just like 2k more idk why
Well no idea what to say really since 4k gonna look better on a 1440p display also 2k is pretty much 1080p...
Also 10k
lol
not us falling in the water a total of 4 times
i missed my jump tryna throw a bomb..
i havent played on arrowana for so long that i genuinely forgot 😭
this map should have been revised
picking heavy into liter is unfort
omg this is my first time playing bluefin in 6 yrs
i kept on trying to charge hold
that was something
gg
ggs it was fun
ggs
alr cya
Hi
Anyone wanna play?
I cant find a match :(
Anyone here?
Hi
Do u happen to be nukewaffle in splatoon?
Dam
The only other person in the queue for turfwar
K
Is there a way to leave queue?
Without waiting for the timer?
Dam
@half prawn I made it here
Let me figure that out
Im hosting a private battle
Yeah I saw nvm. 😂
Lol
Anyway is anyone else playing or just us two
Oh
It just says “please wait” on the screen. Is that normal?
Do I do anything or just wait
Cant be bothered waiting lol
I mean is it stuck?
Ok I just full shut down
Splatoon is booting up again now
Ok I am having some Wi-Fi issues at the moment. Give me a minute to sort that out
@inland gulch r u hosting yet?
No actual Wii U
It says connection failed but I am getting my Wi-Fi password right.
Error code 103-1602
My game froze
Bruh
And u didnt think to tell me that u had a mod installed?
Im fucking hoping my wii u aint fucked
Im talking to the other guy
I had to turn my wii u off
Please dont tell me u had the fucking octoling mod that bricks wii No we’re not
Ok
Oof
I thought it bricks your wii u if u play with someone who has the mod but u dont?
Or something like that
No. And that's not even related to the mod. It used to freeze the plaza, but it doesn't do that anymore anyway
I am going to restart my Wii U and get this sorted out
Octolings are safe now
(Are you guys goin without me?)
How do u already have level 50
Yea
Darn
Is there a place i can get this savedata?
Alright my internet is working now! All I had to do was reset
Nice
Wats dat
Save data so u can have level 50, s plus rank and im gonna asume every weapon and all the gear
Anyways I am booting Splatoon back up
Do u know how i can get this on to my wii u?
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I should be able to play now
Use the savemii mod
Friend request sent
Should I add you?
Im in
Please accept
Here we goooooooo
Fucking did it!
wait 4 me
HERE WE GOOOOOOO
Good stuff neko!
GG!!!
Everyone join so we can get started
@half prawn are you joining
check friends
stars
i sent another fr
nvm,
ur on ther eagain
what the hell
i know
its showing you again
rehost pls
oh
i just joined a public server LOL
theres a pretty decent amount of ppl in there though
yall should join
Is that a tool to force a map in public when being the host?
anyone down for a pb rn ‼️‼️
sure ig
ok im booting splatoon up rn
bet
open
joining now
run speed diff
ye i got clowned
thats the second person i have done that to
its been a while since i played any splatoon but I saw this existed so i decided to dump it and start playing again
I would join but im on break.
Inner Agent 3 shenanigans and online shenanigans for two hours on Splat 2.
have u ever played rainmaker before bc u seem a lil confused
no actually
also if anyone wants to join pls do‼️‼️
sorry im a fuggin dumbass
the goal is to take it to the opponent's side of the map not your own
oof yeah i goofed srry
i wanted u to get use to flicking
i have no problem tryna teach someone this game
u are CRACKED my dude congrats
e liter is so braindead in this game
damn i should try to level and get it cause im fucking braindead
u know u can get save files with all the weapons unless ur not interested in save editing
like
how many other people use save editing
cause if other people use them i would
im pretty sure half of this server does 😭
people would save edit when splat 1 was still online
trying to get everything legit when the servers are usually dead is just impossible
it would take years
i think its impossible to not suck with the splatter shot jr
welp
imma probably install a save cause eh
doesn't matter if i have all weapons cause ill still get steamrolled
i can send u the link of the vid of where i got mine if ur interested
i found one lemme add real quick
ok ill wait
id recommend getting a save with maxed out gear too bc gear is op in this game
the file came with the axis swapped so i felt like i was playing on crack
yeah
idc
bye ggs
are people online
@inland gulch you can play ?
im down for a couple with yall
Who can play
You can play ?
yeah
add me
My pnid zartekledegrad_2
But wait
@inland gulch sent a fr
one sec
accepted
ill host
You Host ?
Ok
Tell when its create
ok its up
Joining
Im a Bad player
omg ur hella fun to play against
Gg
gg
We have the same level in Real ahah
Its good
Who is ?
who is the jp
Idk
Random team ?
ill rehost with a password
No
Bruh ok
shit
pass is 0000
So eazy this password 😂
its top secret trust
😂
Bruh
I can do nothing
Someone playing Splatoon?
Yes, they are, but in a pb so
😒
saltspray 😭😭
Hello
I have never play this weapons 😭
Which
You are so good man
Gg
painting the zone is actually painful on this map
YEAH
Are you playing pubs
yaaas
No
no
🤣
😂
Can I join
yeah add me
Join what
He as me
He has me *
Thé password is 0000
passwords dont do anything on pretendo
Why
unimplemented
.
Sure
YOU HAVE ME BRUHHH
is it pb?
Yeah
i will come
add me pnid throwaway918
i keep getting error on friend list
frontline charger 🤞
O