#Splatoon
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average eliter player
hop on pb
my game is unmodded
no lol
skill issue /s
friends list tweaking i have to reboot
fl twerking
i wonder what this is
You fly on the charger
why
because you do
so gaming
?RvlRuins00
true inkzooka experience
Girl.. YES!
can't use
i'm so tired today
#Rival name changer in mission (test)
#NOTE : Don't add more than 7 characters or rival won't load in the level.
0x100f5620 = .string "Poosay!" 🥰
why did it autocorrect to missing
bitch it's mission
epic win
well it says i won.
lmao
rainmkaer
spaton 3
911 zones
fake
who wil.wom
tough game dude im sweating bullets
lol
0p
rainmaker real
omg banned
The connection is stable.
wait
someone had a code
to force the connections isnt stable on others
i think it was flo
norway
In public 6/8
ok i will join public and use rainmaker spam
thanks
use the buttons
find what
javi? ? ? ?how make splatheap how cemu wii u free ?????????????
true???!!
what do u want to make
buyaina
bye bye little butterfly!
ascend
make it 6 now
Yeah lol
im getting tired of level 1 simulator
RIP
Jajajaj ajajajaja jajajaj
lobby split?
I only want to play 1 game
I got errored
Wath is lobby spli
I never play splatoon in my life
I just wanna play SPLATOON ONE
playing the superior game comes with a price and it is waiting patiently
this game is actually nuclear and psychological warfare disguised under a 7+ pegi rating
Im only playing first game because it's easy to just start it... EVEN THOUGH MY SWITCH IS NEXT TO ME...! Still have to unplug my headphones and push the power button.
Sigarcoat
I mean a private match
private battles are nuclear wasteland
seriously?
Ok
do you think disruptor does not make the game phsychological warfare?
no, not really, is basketball warfare?
does basketball have this?
Time to try again.
I always look for situations in splatoon where I can help..
I think we never get the 8 players to play
It's rising hours.
have what? subweapons? yes, the bench, the coach, homefield, etc.
I get a couple matches every day when it comes to pubs.
in 5 minutes we will have reached what i like to call peak time so we should start getting players
D I S R U P T O R
disruptor is not a gun its a nuclear bomb
Oh, are all of the items in splatoon considered disruptors?
Ok
wha
i can make them be
3 player more
5/8
make them so its a secondary effect
like a burst bomb explodes + theres a disruptor effect
/nick cake
well, modding is different, also, usage. This is possible in any game really.. Think Ty Cobb for instance
my point still stands disruptor existing in the game is enough
its enough to make playing on camp triggerfish a living hell
aoe weapon + disruptor + long range on camp triggerfish = welcome to hell
lol.. no, I don't think so.. rofl
6/8
long range is actually a less aggressive mode than short range.. picking it apart
have you ever played on camp triggerfish?
rollers are pretty much useless on triggerfish
no, not on the corner
if you take the main route to mid then you cant do anything about aoe weapons with long range / long range weapons in general
this makes it only possible to either take the side route of the main route which is extremely slow to go through or go to the other side route
speed and stealth can nullify range.. but, depends on skill of course
7/8
7/8
I would had been in sooner but went to feed the dogs lol
1 more
Guys
c3mu can have pretendo
LETS GO
?
Backed out to change weapons.
not really, dc caused a powerplay
im so excited for another person to dc at the start of the match
no they're funy
yeah, happens all the time, one might think it's done for fun? Don't really understand it, but, uh, that's the rationale
6/8
your lobby is dead leave
nah i'm back from pooping time you should join
6/8 ☠️
how many s
I like Turf War
15 secon
Same with Tower and Point Control.
just host pretendo yourself 🧠
3 2 1
i tried
i got every single server running properly but cemu couldnt connect
skill issue tbh
Full
less go gl hf
Perhaps fill a lobby then give the lobby a choice of tw or ranked? Would there be more ranked (more than as is)?
Pretendo runs in c3mu?
yeah works pretty well for me
well, the zero-five-oh-too works at least..
try not to dc challenge
7/8
yeah feels bad, at least we can play the game
2/8
Oof split
rip split lobby
3/8
time?
jup there should really be an exit lobby hack
a-a-a-a-...
brb
get real
opening a c# application must be as slow as going through the news with speedhack
what
lol
trauma
returning.. :\
Who want to be my friend in the wii u
HELP
somebody has to replace the matchmaker/selector software..
That looks so cool
The things I find on 4chan
please no bluefin please no bluefin please no bluefin please no bluefin please no bluefin
Anyways lets go
The orange name
Based Bluefin
You have to copy
Anyone on pubs
Anybody tryna do a pb?
I'm stuck searching lobby
piss off with ur blaster lmao
Oh fuck my sides there
vslosher is broken in turf
Idk
rainmaker so good
booting
u murdering us all lmao
Its me the blaster
habit.. really, always did it on N
why am i getting no credit
y that thing so op lol
coz the blaster was more annoying to me
I have do only 9 kill
the only weakness of vslosher is inkstrike but even that is semi useful in turf because of its extra paint at the last second
You use a Bad weapons for kill
true but i was getting new shaders every 3 seconds as well
vrapid is overrated change my mind it has ink mine
7/8
on news
im joinin
Hi
same here on connecting
i hope ceris rigs the next rotation to pause at flounder and museum
🙂
oof got error
lobby broke lolz
Ima join
0312
well im with someone lol
I got 0006 when trying to join
We have a New lobby ?
imma force flounder
yeh new one
How much time is left
actually no museum
BOOO SPLIT LOBBY
Ok i leave
4/8
Bruh
is there a way to leave or u just gotta reboot game
5/8
u are staying here
reboot
I think I’m going to get a steam deck to play splatoon on 
nice endless time mod
shouldve stuck it on 911 to piss of americans
that needs to be defaulted on pretendo
6/8
everything is client side tho
7/8
1 more!
🔥
did someone say saltspray rainmaker?
no plz no
i cant force ranked mode because ceris will kill me
cmon whers the last person
if matchmaking wasn't a bitch I'd be there already
We have a New lobby too ?
yay 911 time
is anyone in the lobby in your friends list
You can join friends public battle
1 more person...
Fr
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ive got it but what do i add people with
Friends list on cemu and wiiu
Fl
freind code?
Unless you dont have the app
how do u do it on wii u
Fl
ive got the app
i wanna try some quirky stuff with the lobby rq
Its fl ( friendlist)
dont break it for the love of god
it’s the orange smiley at the bottom of the screen
yeh but i use that and when trying to add anybody nothing works
i hate this gmae
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do u type in their name?
translates to "Skill issue"
Enjoyer kill the lobby
we searching for it again?
💀
im in a split again
7/8
One more
One more
ok trying to join
how many ppl are on
at least 10
it hit me with the “please wait…”
every time i host the game gets stuck at 7/8 because of course it does
7
alr il head on
190s
dammit lemme in game
matchmaking on this is so trash
I love how cursed the friend list is on cemu
oh yeh its broken af
Bruh why nobody Come 😭
im tryna but it bronk
pretendo's matchmaking server after splitting us once again
"you shall suffer"
Freddy...
Thé lobby is broken ?
The*
6/8 now...
yeh im stuck joining
I leave
imma reboot to escape
I m downloading c3mu
quieing
Bruh
We create a New lobby lets go
im softlocked
in 7/8
3 people leave and 3 came back
I swear on my life this shit is whack
Anybody up for a private?!
u so dead chala
WHERE ARE THE TIMER
Ill make it
remove miku
3000 dollars a month from donations!
Oh the timer is back
Ill ad you
The timer up
JUST CLICK IT
1/8
that's the way, just use it
The timer went up but nobody join
ok what do i add people with, their name or a code?
pnid
Pnid
Their PNID yes.
hmm werid
here is how it works:
- you request the server
- the server flips a coin
- if the coin is heads, you are let in
- if the coin is tails, you get stuck in a bootloop
- if the coin stands, you get stuck in a bootloop for the rest of the day
kept giving me errors
yep sounds about right
ive got a 5/8
Same 5/8
UH
7/8
7/8
WHY
i have a feeling that the server just likes eating the coin from time to time because it just doesnt work sometimes
Full!
real picture of pretendo infrastructure
just forget it everyone got in a pub
Omfg
resetting
I just got back
okay sorry
Its ok
im not sure i should open fl in splat
sometimes it crashes tho
Omgg mine judt crashed
lol
4/8
Perfect timing
no
Nah rollers are hard to control
5/8
Fr
when they turn?
6/8
how the hell can i make a new weapon entry where i hold no weapon
If impossible i cry
that makes sense
if you want to see an op weapon look up
i dont think thats possible lol
you guys are sleeping on the soda slosher
I got top player by running people over.
nek that bomb kill was hilarious
howd u not see it lol
how much ink durability does roller have?
this is not a roller
id imagine not much
💀
Roller funtime.
7/8
dammit lobby split
i swear if the lobby breaks again
Whats your name dapper
jve got a 6/8
7/8 for me
in game im Waluigi
Ok
Was 6/8 but someone left
this is absurd
wait swirlz are u with me?
When will this get fixed
i'm 'joshua' (my IRL name)
guess what 4th lobby!
💀
oh yeh u are here then
I think it's based in regions.
it is
4 lobby 😭😭😭
Pretendo 🙏
Welp
it makes sense
the devs are being donated 3000 dollars a month on average so the longer they take to fix it the more bank they make
okay, but this isnt their job
its a hobbyist projcet
true
a hobbyist project with 3000 dollar month donations
doenst matter
Oh
nah shits is pretty difficult
that’s a lot of money
ubuntu mate gets $1000/m
4/8
ubuntu cinnaomn gets $8/m and hell i havent done much bc school has backed me up
they can’t hire more ppl?
if you hate it so much, consider fixing the issue
the code is open source, you can send a pr
there is a big difference between your project and pretendo, pretendo's main attraction is splatoon but the reason its taking so long is because they focus on developing stuff people dont use
6/8
yeah bc people will use it once its done, in theory
Why are yall having full on debates 😭
idk
al well my 4/8 is closin
im trying to explain why fixing a backend matchmaking issue shouldnt take more than a year
7/8
7/8
PLEASE
1 more
Fr
im tryna join
Pretendo 🙏
Quit cemu lol
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It's far more easy and bot please.
oh my god another fucking dc
FULL
but we somehoew matched
LETS GOIOOO
2/8
makes no sense
Oh a good map
¯_(ツ)_/¯
nah bruh imma keep usint cemu not using the gamepad is nice lmao
its also mongodb
@thorn storm your a pedo
5/8 somehow
Ok cute.
What a team
friend list in a nutshell
relatable 😩
yup accurate
as i said, sometimes the server eats the coin
UH EVERYONE HAS DC
Well im gonna go eat
yeah pretty cursed
such good console!
service*
Slosher is good
its broken in turf
inkstrike at the last second can give you 2% percentage advantage in turf
I go take a slosher me too
slosher has a busted burst combo
i will send you a link to my vid
interesting
The ability point (AP) is a unit of measurement used internally by all games in the Splatoon series so far. It measures the amount of ability power used by the player and is defined by the following:
AP = Main(s) × 10 + Sub(s) × 3
Where:
AP: the number of Ability Points
Main(s): the number of primary abilities equipped
Sub(s): the n...
nah the applet crashed the whole system
I have the Soda slosher
bruhh thats way too much lol
sounds like fair strats to me
watch with sound on u hear the funny sound
6 AP = 2 subs
suddennly im in your lobby nice
can you explain this to me like im 5
7/8 please a full lobby too pretendoo 🙏
The ability point (AP) is a unit of measurement used internally by all games in the Splatoon series so far. It measures the amount of ability power used by the player and is defined by the following:
AP = Main(s) × 10 + Sub(s) × 3
Where:
AP: the number of Ability Points
Main(s): the number of primary abilities equipped
Sub(s): the number of secondary abilities equipped
im tryna join now
ohhh
😅
so the main ability is more important than the subs
But the bomb...
rip 2/8
NOOO A FRESH LOBBY
7/8 but...
PAIN
3/8
Nobody can join me with friendslist ?
tl;dr: running 2 subs of damage up allows you to combo with an indirect burst bomb hit
dammit 4/8 its filling
I come
i suggest that we replace bluefin with museum in the rotation
..
Noooo
3/8
...
4th lobby...
haha this is so dumb
noooo
bull
Uh
i didn’t make it
yesssss
LETS GOOOOO
i made it
Full this time
welp 30 seconds on this 4/8 it gone
roller do lowkey feel broken
ahhh pain
gg
nice
enjoyer is right
8/8
slosher with burst always kills
i want to die
jup
yup
all you need is 2 subs of damage up
and it becomes the most broken piece of shit weapon
Enjoyer join with friendslist me
im gonna make a vid of how much damage up you need for each weapon to do 33.3/99.9dmg per hit (depending on the weapon class used)
ive got a 6/8 here but nobody else is avalible rihht?
ayo 7/8
7/8 cmon
almost two lobys
Crashed
YESS SOMEBODY
gg?
tbf im not a fan of going into the other team's spawn bc then its not fun for them to respawn then die
i didnt get a lotta kills this time but it’s a skill issue
lol
still getting used to it
I usually play sofa
soda
rip connection
imma work on lego island decomp
WTF GAME
crash
NOOOOOOOOOOO
nice
great
???
we won
DAMMIT GAME CRASHED
now the timer is stuck
nope
I am but it didnt crash anygame
except this one
??
if you dont know what im talking about then dont use it in the first place
you crashed everyone's game
i hate this gmae
I played a game before and it didnt crash anyone
so I don't think I am the problem
desyncs are random unless you use safe night patcher
send a link to it
just tell me what u are using
what is this
are u using the github repo one
go to the directory of the Night Maps graphic pack
then go to the subdirectory content
if it doesnt include a map directory then its unsafe
they only work if somebody is hosting with a correct boss file or maybe you have the directory wrong
just disable it if you are unsure what you are using
false
No it's just that sp2 map ports and night maps dont work together no worries
this has nothing to do with the boss
3/8
Oh okay
that's why it's not green
Bc of multiple static.packs?
I was told that for static pack edits I needed no hash
My mistake
Probably
🤷♂️
Anyone wanna host sp2
so I have no hash and it's just a static pack edit so it's safe I guess ?
maps
If nohash is on your wiiu, u can be safe using it
I am on cemu
I may gimme a lil bit tho
Alr
Still need nohash
as I said I've done multiple games with this mod (including privates) and I've had no errors so far
yeah I have it no worries
on hammerhead?
did you do more than 1 hammerhead game
bro im talking about rn
Full
why is it not starting

UH
lol nice dc
8/8
Pretendo is such a wonderful service!
Why enjoyer has dc
Pretendo is very stable !!!
Its 8/8 too 😅
its fine now i can be host
..
it would be dumb if the problem was just on a specific map
starting pub or pb?
WHO DCCCCCCCCCCC
bet
im also gonna look into how force start works later
Nooooo
ffs

so my lobby broke just now
0312
yippee
Its youu
joining
splatoon squid game 🔥
5/8
like the asians
what
one more
join or 🔫
finaly
Man
THIS WEAPON IS BROKEN LOL
gg
What a team...
nah ur just good i only got 3 kills
nuh uh im using this weapon in nintendo network if it ever comes back online
splatunas gaming
😱
😅
that game was crazy lol
What a team
i was just there
I full carry
y’all did the work
7/8
0312
me
Bruh
if you master slosher flicking then this weapon becomes the most broken thing in the game
slosher flicking pretty much denies any short range attack
what’s sloshee flicking
remove miku
jumping?
i will record a vid rq
i must learn the way to slosher mastery 😂
5/8
im comin
yes
Ight
6/8
give it like 2 min to convert
6/8 too
attemping to join now
1 more now
💀
👀
uh
7/8
oof
YEAH LETS GO
8
sniped
unplug system 1 minute plug back in
🙃
someone got the lag
okay
Lol thanks
Gg
Gg
booting
Press continue please guys
Yeah
ayo who tf got 20000p lmao
The best player to ever play
how many here have working sp2 maps
lol ez lobby fill
hello anyone doing public
🔥
Full but ye
i think theres a sec with 3/8
im getting on
I was on but got lumpped into a lobby alone
@stoic flicker slosher flick demonstration + burst bomb combo demonstration (2 subs of damage up)
they should make lobbys public on the site
Have a population tracker
does it matter if you finish or start with burst?
Gg
u hold zr way before u aim at target
starting with burst is faster
but if u start with burst you may miss
IM A MURDER
if you do the flick its more reliable for 180s
lets gooo
epic win
4/8
Yay
never stop continuing
Now I need someone to dc so I can change weapon lol
so sorry i cant find my glasses
lmao true
ill get on soon
5/8
can you guys like
Gg
OWWW
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAGAHA FUNNY
I think chala found that funny
I 1v1 you After
u know that is a sound observation
8/8 too ❤️
Lemme get my sniper rq 🙃
Me too
Gg
bruh i feel like such a casual round hete
Same
same lol
Nobody leave
I’m trying to get better
splatoon 3 is baby mode compared to this
Real
It’s good competition and im not complaining
y’all have made me a lot better since nintendo’s servers went down
Hi
Hi Kyu
Pretendo is the only reason im playing Splatoon on PC lol.
Splatoon on pc sounds fun
About the same... At 4k
you mean cemu
Are you playing pbs or public?
pubs but i can start a pb
And yes Cemu lol
There’s only one full pub lobby atm
priob
yeah
Gg
I’m gonna go
Bad TEAM AHAHAHAHHAH
Cya
Cya
later
as soon as im good at this splatoon 3 opponents wont stand a chance lmao
weapon change time
Hahahahah
I loge
Love
Found my glasses I’m gonna get on
My super Mario subscription runs out in like 14 days
hows the pretendo miiverse
5/8
5/8 pubs
doesnt work😭
im comin to the lobby
same
got some new perks
hot
I wanna test the Kraken roller

