Splatoon

[bold stratus]

nvm

[golden mist]

HOORAY

[proper topaz]

Yesssss

[agile patrol]

yay

[proper topaz]

T’is underful

[prisma maple]

wtf is wrong with the rainmaker tho

[coral moss]

It's rainmaker.

That gamemode is wrong by definition.

[velvet phoenix]

YALL

HELP

[coral moss]

That is unless your mates can play objective.

[velvet phoenix]

MY SPLATOON IS CRASHING FOR NO REASON

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

[winter kraken]

Same

[velvet phoenix]

😭

[winter kraken]

It least it makes for funny moments

[golden mist]

gg

[prisma maple]

that was fast

[golden mist]

Fr

[bold stratus]

yeah lmfao 😭

[muted jasper]

gg

[proper topaz]

That didn’t happen 🌚

[echo gulch]

GG

[prisma maple]

i only need 17 more wins to reach s+99

[golden mist]

Soup is that the Japanese exclusive gear?

[winter kraken]

What happend?

[bold stratus]

nothing

[echo gulch]

Justin just chilled here like nothing was going on lol

[agile patrol]

not seeing the map makes a giant impact for me for some reason, im playing with swipswapme right now

[prisma maple]

wdym

there is no exclusive gear in splatoon 1 besides the preorder

[coral moss]

Good luck on Pretendo with X.

[proven stirrup]

wdym

[prisma maple]

s+ in this is x rank fr

[thick rampart]

17 wins in a row?

[cerulean anvil]

finnaly i can play public again , sombody want to play?

[inland gulch]

there's no exclusive gear at all in the retail game

[winter kraken]

Where tf are you guys

[feral pike]

Me

[coral moss]

Dumping the disc rn

[inland gulch]

the preorder gear was for the testfire

[echo gulch]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

3/8 . . .

[cerulean anvil]

now im in this , is this the only game right now on the server

[echo gulch]

GIRL ITS DOING IT AGAIN

[cerulean anvil]

prentendo dont seems to be very active outsite from splatfest

[feral pike]

2/8

3/8

[echo gulch]

@thick rampart A ghost in your lobby might be here

[thick rampart]

splits?

[echo gulch]

STOP JOINING

[thick rampart]

oh

lmfao

[echo gulch]

DONT JOIN TURF BECAUSE I CANT LEAVE

Even by trying to dcd myself

[feral pike]

XD

[echo gulch]

who didn't listen

[coral moss]

Just hold POWER for five seconds.

[echo gulch]

like if u try to play you NEVER will

[thick rampart]

shes using cemu

[thorn storm]

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[echo gulch]

I'm using He/Him lol

but it's ok

[thick rampart]

ah mb

[coral moss]

Even easier, just close the emu

[acoustic bronze]

how many ppl playin

[echo gulch]

Friend service connection would make your boot a pain btw

[winter kraken]

Why can't I get a lobby

[echo gulch]

if u have 50+ friends or 15+ friends on recent accouts

[winter kraken]

Hi nyan

[golden mist]

No

[thick rampart]

at least on a real wii u it isn't as big of a issue..

[coral moss]

Can't I transfer my friendlist from the console to Cemu?

[echo gulch]

yes

[winter kraken]

Ya

[echo gulch]

dump friend list

[thick rampart]

you can

dump your friend list applet tho

[winter kraken]

I've always hated using dump

It sounds like you're taking a shirt

[thick rampart]

oh yeah it does sound weird

i do agree

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[coral moss]

Blame English for it.

[thick rampart]

lmfao

[bold stratus]

GGGGG

[golden mist]

gg

[proven stirrup]

GG

[proper topaz]

Gg

[muted jasper]

i tried my best💔💔

gg

[prisma maple]

that was disappointing

[thick rampart]

i would prefer saying "extract" but not sure if that would mean the same thing?

[prisma maple]

i lost 7 points bruv

[golden mist]

Smae

[echo gulch]

YES

[proper topaz]

I loved kill streaking w kraken 🥹

[thick rampart]

dc

[echo gulch]

IM FREE FROM THE SOUL STOLEN

[prisma maple]

lesson learned: dont trust teammates to stop rainmaker push

[cerulean anvil]

if we don't find anyone else we can make a private game.

[coral moss]

Yes. That is RM in a nutshell.

[cerulean anvil]

uh 5/8

[cerulean anvil]

RM?

[feral pike]

5/8 pls more in public

[coral moss]

Rainmaker

Of course, it can also mean Rockman, or remove, depending on context.

[cerulean anvil]

@golden mist in what game are you?

[bold stratus]

GGGGGGG

[muted jasper]

gg

[prisma maple]

i got a triple kill with the rainmaker 💀

[golden mist]

Ranked

[proven stirrup]

GG

[golden mist]

Gg

[proper topaz]

I don’t know why I did so god awful that time

[agile patrol]

my wii u is struggling with that much going on
random lag spikes

[bold stratus]

triple kill with my roller ....

[golden mist]

1 point 😎

[proven stirrup]

dcd

[bold stratus]

.....

[proper topaz]

Sorrows, sorrows, prayers

[prisma maple]

slowly but surely

30 more wins for s+99

[cerulean anvil]

maybe we play ranked?

[golden mist]

Pretendo should add turf war as ranked mode 😄

[coral moss]

Hell no

That'd suck.

[echo gulch]

Uh

no

[muted jasper]

pov me

[golden mist]

/j

[proper topaz]

My brain isn’t braining 🌚

[cerulean anvil]

there should be an overview on the prentendo website like on wiimifi where you can see how many players are online where

[prisma maple]

no

[echo gulch]

3/8 on ranked

4/8

[cerulean anvil]

hopefull i find you

[echo gulch]

6/8

[golden mist]

I think our lobby broke

[cerulean anvil]

6/8

[proper topaz]

4/8

[golden mist]

We at 4/8

On ranked

[echo gulch]

7/8

On ranked

[proper topaz]

🌚

[cerulean prawn]

joining

[golden mist]

3/8

[muted jasper]

naurrr

[proper topaz]

No sank you 👹

[thick rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/685280248925126657.webp?size=48

[echo gulch]

Full lobby

[cerulean anvil]

8/8

[coral moss]

Having turf as ranked would be like stepping on legos bare feet.

[golden mist]

Exactly 😎

[thick rampart]

nice

[echo gulch]

3 minutes timer as always

and for what

[cerulean anvil]

ok player 8/8 have no name lol

[echo gulch]

what do you win

[golden mist]

5 min* 🤓

If it was ranked mode

[coral moss]

Squid party in ranked. Hell yes!

[echo gulch]

GG

[bold stratus]

voilà gg

[thick rampart]

what the fuck was this roller doing

[proven stirrup]

???

[cerulean anvil]

that was fast

[proven stirrup]

how

[thick rampart]

???????

[bold stratus]

BAHAHAHAH

[echo gulch]

Girl no the mode IS what sets the timer

[cerulean prawn]

lmfaoo

[cerulean anvil]

do you mean me?

[echo gulch]

If you do turf in ranked it stays 3 mins

💀

[thick rampart]

um yes??

[golden mist]

6/8

[echo gulch]

Also what's the point since the results aren't the same because it will be ranked points and not turf points as result

[prisma maple]

so basically fast ranked

[muted jasper]

omg imagine turf war 5 mins

[echo gulch]

ye lol

[cerulean anvil]

well i kinda tried to get near the gold mop gun but was always shot down before i got there

[golden mist]

The og comment was a joke I promise

I hate turf

It should never be in ranked

[proper topaz]

Mkay

[coral moss]

I like it to warm up, to play casually with my dear friend and to test weapons.

[silk belfry]

y’all playing turf or ranked rn

[golden mist]

Ranked

And turf

Multiple

[muted jasper]

slæd

[silk belfry]

oh shit several lobbies in the chat

[proper topaz]

Yes, so I don’t get publically embarrassed in discord about how terrible I am when just getting on 🙃

[coral moss]

Since I am only B+ ranked and my dear friend is a S1 vet on X, it's almost hard to play with her and she gets easily annoyed by me.
So Turf War is legit to me.

[golden mist]

6/8

5/8

6/8

What

[proper topaz]

I HAVE A FUCKING INTERNET CONNECTION

[golden mist]

Ohhhh

[inland gulch]

Honestly how cool would free-for-all turf war be tho, with the respawns of battle dojo implemented online

[bold stratus]

gggg

[proven stirrup]

GG

[thick rampart]

please don't put me with this roller ever again

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/714955847112982629.webp?size=48

[bold stratus]

BAHAHAHAHA

[prisma maple]

💀

[shell niche]

So I artificially changed my level to 50

[cerulean anvil]

there are two rollers me and somebody other

[coral moss]

Pretty sure that will be a S3 challenge at some point.
Sheldon Challenge was like gungame and everyone now wants it as a stable.

[winter kraken]

Who wants to play leage

[golden mist]

Faker

Jk

[thick rampart]

what?

[echo gulch]

wont work

[muted jasper]

is there any info about next miiverse public beta

[winter kraken]

League

[golden mist]

League of Legends?

[prisma maple]

someone left

[golden mist]

Jk

[cerulean anvil]

in what team are you?

[winter kraken]

For fuck sakes

[velvet phoenix]

alright

[plush zealot]

anyone playing ranked or turf war?

[velvet phoenix]

everyone

[muted jasper]

LMFAO

[velvet phoenix]

im able to join now

[golden mist]

Hooray

[thick rampart]

yeah i was wondering about that?

[proper topaz]

Rocket league???

[thick rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/861014752984956938.webp?size=48

[coral moss]

That game does not exist.

[winter kraken]

League battle

[inland gulch]

I need to get back into s3, I haven't played since they added challenges

[muted jasper]

shut

[thick rampart]

oh okay

i don't think it even works though?

[echo gulch]

I hate this game

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[echo gulch]

no

[proper topaz]

It just be like, Idgaf if the partner didn’t respond 🌚

[coral moss]

Too many Trizookas was fun, Sheldon Challenge was freaking fantastic.

[muted jasper]

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[bold stratus]

4/8

[prisma maple]

4/8

[muted jasper]

I CAN'T JOIN

STAWPPP

[prisma maple]

why

[golden mist]

Smae can’t join

[agile patrol]

2/8 ranked

[echo gulch]

the fact that that shot was so good but literally failed to stop them from winning

[prisma maple]

great

[echo gulch]

crying

[golden mist]

Resetting

[cerulean prawn]

JOINING

[echo gulch]

ok

5/8

[agile patrol]

4/8

[golden mist]

Nah congrats to whoever gets that spot

[proper topaz]

POV: you made it into a full lobby on pretendo

[cerulean prawn]

different lobby 4/8

[prisma maple]

are you in ranked or regular

[muted jasper]

when there will be miiverse public beta first thing that I'll ever post will be "i wish squids were real"

[velvet phoenix]

wait

[agile patrol]

ranked

[velvet phoenix]

what gamemode are we playing

oih

[echo gulch]

RANKED

[muted jasper]

ranked

[echo gulch]

oops

caps

sure

[proper topaz]

wHaT just happened

[muted jasper]

finally

[prisma maple]

7/8

full

[golden mist]

Nahhhhh

[proper topaz]

I’m so looooooooonely

[golden mist]

So close

[echo gulch]

Wait you crash on stepping in enemy ink???

[muted jasper]

im feeling lonely

[velvet phoenix]

help

im in a lobby by myself

nvm

[proper topaz]

Welcome to the club bae xx

[velvet phoenix]

what

[proper topaz]

Oh 💀

[velvet phoenix]

'

[proper topaz]

I’m all

Aloooooooooone

[golden mist]

4/8

[proper topaz]

By myyyyyyyself

[shell niche]

On the ranked battles I'm stuck on searching for a battle to join, I smell 0318

[proper topaz]

In thiiiiiiis plaaaaaace

[golden mist]

Reseeeeeeeeeet

Maybeeeeeeee

Iiiiiiiiiiiidk

[proper topaz]

No thank youuuuuuuuuu

[golden mist]

Okayyyyyyyyyyy

[velvet phoenix]

yall hurry and join

[golden mist]

3/8

[velvet phoenix]

react to this if you are joining ranked

[iron marsh]

0006

[golden mist]

I’m thinking abt pbs again 🤔

[velvet phoenix]

4 people?

😭

[golden mist]

Nah others are in match already

[proper topaz]

Yes

I don’t have you added 🌚

[velvet phoenix]

😡 ✋

[golden mist]

I’ll add u

[iron marsh]

0502

[proper topaz]

I’m still aloooooone

[iron marsh]

I'm just getting unlucky at this point

[velvet phoenix]

can yall add me?

[proper topaz]

I’m sooooooooo loooooooonely

Like star in the summer sky

Oh whyyyyyyy

[iron marsh]

I might need to friend some people

Love having no friends

[echo gulch]

This roller is making me annoyed

but gg anyway

[velvet phoenix]

wait what

yall were in a battle:?

[cerulean prawn]

damn

[muted jasper]

ye

[velvet phoenix]

hurry and rejoin ranked please

[cerulean anvil]

why`?

[inland gulch]

4/8

[prisma maple]

1-12 💀

[muted jasper]

6/8

[agile patrol]

i went from c- to c and now im in a new lobby lol

[inland gulch]

I can see why that'd be annoying

[cerulean prawn]

i was had 22/3

[agile patrol]

oop 0006

[cerulean anvil]

yeah im not very good but why i am annoying?

[cerulean prawn]

im 90

S+90

[echo gulch]

why is it taking years damn

[cerulean prawn]

no way

[prisma maple]

yeah justin cannot play the game

[golden mist]

Years old!?

[proper topaz]

And they was complaining about the roller, oomi was prob annoying asf ☠️

[cerulean prawn]

exacly

[inland gulch]

you are annoying because you are not good

[proper topaz]

Finally, I’m leaving this empty lobby

[muted jasper]

what a youngster 🙄🙄

[echo gulch]

split lobby lol

[velvet phoenix]

BRO

Its taking me 5 years to join

[prisma maple]

im gonna derank if i keep getting justin in my team

[echo gulch]

I was so confused what the hell they were doing 😭

[golden mist]

Im starting a pb soon if anyone wants to do that instead

[cerulean anvil]

yeah im very new to this game

[cerulean anvil]

trying to get to the shine

[inland gulch]

did you play the campaign?

[proper topaz]

“Wtf are you doing”

[cerulean anvil]

not yet

[thick rampart]

well yeah sorry about what i said earlier..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/566715727235514419.webp?size=48

[proper topaz]

Do at least some of the campaign before ranked, Jesus

[cerulean anvil]

You think the campain could be help me

[shy star]

wasup

[echo gulch]

girl let me in a lobby DAMN

6/8

[proper topaz]

Very much so yes yes yes

[prisma maple]

i started with s+96 now im s+63 after 4 losses

[inland gulch]

yes absolutely

[thick rampart]

pretty sure that it can

[shell niche]

OMG I got softlocked

[echo gulch]

I only lost 1 points every lost and wins

LMFAO

[proper topaz]

Sorrows, sorrows, prayers

[prisma maple]

i lost 13 points once for losing

[proper topaz]

Yay

Full

Lobby

[velvet phoenix]

help

the match

oh

nvm

[cerulean anvil]

So there you learn strategies, I'll try them I think I'm best in "standart " mode

[golden mist]

Ight sent frs

[shy star]

u hosting soon?

[shell niche]

What homebrew tool do I use to check what nand my system has

[inland gulch]

learn movement better in regular stages, stealth vs speed in Octostriker stages, and simulated PvP in Octoling stages

[golden mist]

Ye

[shy star]

alr

[plush zealot]

anyone wanna play turf wars?

[cerulean anvil]

Okay i would try that

[shy star]

gimme a ping when u made it

[inland gulch]

i might hop on turf if i don't get anyone in this ranked lobby

[shy star]

how many players? (react )

[cerulean anvil]

Somehow I sometimes have the feeling that I am pretty much the only one who is not very good and plays on prentendo.

[shy star]

your not

[golden mist]

I created pb

[shy star]

k

[inland gulch]

trust me, you're not, y'all are a minority though

[muted jasper]

guys notify me when ranked round ends

[shy star]

my skills flux in random to my mood

[cerulean anvil]

How do you know, many will have played this game for years I think.

[shy star]

joining

[cerulean anvil]

Yeah that can be true , its like wiimifi and Mario kart wii , im not Bad at mario kart but It looks like on wimmifi are only per players

[winter kraken]

Joining

[echo gulch]

GG

[prisma maple]

@echo gulch wtf

[golden mist]

Stop beating ur self up Ight? U may not be incredibly good, but ur also going against really skilled players. Trust me, u would do great if u had others in ur skill level or a bit higher

[echo gulch]

??

[proper topaz]

Oomi wtf is your defense against kraken ☠️

[prisma maple]

we needed 3 points

[plush zealot]

3/8 in ranked

[cerulean prawn]

omg.

[winter kraken]

Wanna do a private bartle

[golden mist]

2/8 in pb

[echo gulch]

does it looked like i could fucking get points when i ahd the full team on me

i'm not a pro

damn

[shy star]

sigh*

[prisma maple]

conn lost

[cerulean prawn]

im S+93

[shy star]

thnks pretendo..

[prisma maple]

how did you get 3 po-

[proper topaz]

Please don’t spawn on me when I’m literally right in the middle of splatting someone

[shell niche]

I think my console got banned

[golden mist]

Fun

[cerulean prawn]

idek

[prisma maple]

what error

[inland gulch]

that's exactly right, MKWii on Wiimmfi is filled with pro and semi-pro players. It's kind of the same here

[cerulean prawn]

pretendo scared against my skillz

[echo gulch]

102-2814 or 102-2812 is banned

[thorn storm]

102-2814 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[velvet phoenix]

bro my pre shaders didnt load in and at the begginning of the match I was lagging so badly

[proper topaz]

Because I can’t guarantee your safety when your literally spawning me while I’m in the middle of a fucking firefight

[muted jasper]

2/8 in ranked

[shy star]

booting x2

[shell niche]

NVM I got in

[cerulean anvil]

Yes well actually that is yes torment when you play against players with a much higher skill level but with time man thereby (that I hope at least) better

[muted jasper]

3/8

[prisma maple]

r/ihadastroke

[bold stratus]

@golden mist 0312

[golden mist]

Yea, you will get better, and it will just take time. You will find a weapon at some point that you will know ur good with and enjoy using

[muted jasper]

4/8

[prisma maple]

no more ranked?

[golden mist]

Ight resetting

[proper topaz]

Ya, we’ve all been playing this game prob for a very long time, I’ve played since the games launch although not very often as much anymore

[bold stratus]

idk

[muted jasper]

6/8

[inland gulch]

stop being that way, the guy's first language isn't english

[prisma maple]

we need 3 more

[winter kraken]

Hey Das me

[bold stratus]

EYO

[muted jasper]

split lobby uh oh

were full

[bold stratus]

full

[prisma maple]

1. my first language isnt english either
2. that was sarcasm

[proper topaz]

Yessss

[shy star]

error

[shell niche]

Well I mean a lot of people are artificially changing the level so I don't think I would get banned for that

[winter kraken]

Private battle?

[prisma maple]

its not bannable

no save edit is bannable on pretendo

[shy star]

got error when joining pb

[golden mist]

Not in pb rn

[winter kraken]

FUCK

[golden mist]

Resetting

[shy star]

k

[prisma maple]

doubt what

[golden mist]

I’ll host pb here if u wanna join

[shy star]

what is up w/ these long ah- loading times!

[cerulean anvil]

@proper topaz @golden mist
Yes I think times players who are at the same level as me, probably will not often enough play that it is worthwhile at all to switch to prentendo. For those who play it often is worth it that yes. I think when nintendo brings the games sometime back online will also be more people at my level.

[winter kraken]

We gotta do Privates yall

[golden mist]

Ight created pb

[prisma maple]

ig there is a full lobby in ranked

[shell niche]

I clearly don't know how to play this game

[golden mist]

Got it set up

[shy star]

k booting

rejoining

pls...no more long lo- yess

[prisma maple]

@echo gulch are you in ranked

[echo gulch]

yes

[cerulean anvil]

.

[muted jasper]

gg

[bold stratus]

gg

[echo gulch]

i hate this matchmaking

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[proper topaz]

I’ve been reminded of how fucking annoying oomi is

[agile patrol]

that kraken near the end
traumatized

[echo gulch]

is skittle new

because omg

[shell niche]

Yeah I am very new

[echo gulch]

sorry my anger issues can be annoying

[shell niche]

I literally never played Splatoon before

[echo gulch]

oh

[golden mist]

Gg

[shy star]

hol up

[echo gulch]

i'm serious

[golden mist]

?

[echo gulch]

I can't even say sorry for my problems

[proper topaz]

I know

[echo gulch]

so fucking stupid

oh

[shell niche]

I literally screwed The Blue team over and I'm sorry

[echo gulch]

ye now u know why i act like that

[shy star]

nvm

[shell niche]

At least I was able to get into a game finally

[prisma maple]

@echo gulch are u still in ranked we are literally 3/8

[inland gulch]

bruh

[shy star]

wow

[echo gulch]

i gave up

[golden mist]

UH

[shy star]

?

[shell niche]

I used splathex

[echo gulch]

i can't be with new teamates and i need to calm down somehow

[proper topaz]

Excuse moi?

[golden mist]

150-3039

[shell niche]

To change my level

[proper topaz]

But I healed you 😢

[shy star]

ill give u a save

[inland gulch]

you need to chill, it's a kids game AND a private battle

[golden mist]

What’s 3039 mean?

[echo gulch]

my anger issues said overwise

[shy star]

quell

[echo gulch]

i'm getting out

[thorn storm]

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[velvet phoenix]

I just got an error

[inland gulch]

It's not scored. It's. A. Private. Battle.

[golden mist]

My Wii U isn’t booting

[echo gulch]

It's ranked

anyway

bye

[muted jasper]

we're in private now?

[shy star]

did u kill there wii u?

[golden mist]

I think I killed my wiiu

[inland gulch]

It's not ranked, it's a private battle

[golden mist]

I’m probably wrong

OH

[golden mist]

it works

[winter kraken]

118-0521

[thorn storm]

118-0521 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[shy star]

alr that good

[cerulean prawn]

are we playing pb ?

[golden mist]

I’m trying yes

It crashed mid game

[proper topaz]

Can you add me 🌚

[golden mist]

I did 🌚

[muted jasper]

what's ur pnid

[golden mist]

I already added u

But YT_Delus1on_L

[muted jasper]

ur inkling?

[golden mist]

Ye

[muted jasper]

okay

[proper topaz]

Friend list has frozen and I hate my life

[golden mist]

🙃

[velvet phoenix]

wait so

what are we doing?

[golden mist]

Funny friends list

[golden mist]

I’m trying to set up pb

[cerulean prawn]

how many ppl at pb?

[proper topaz]

👁️

[muted jasper]

guys is there any info about next miiverse public beta

[shy star]

they laugh while u play...

[inland gulch]

i'm currently in regular

[golden mist]

Pb set up

[muted jasper]

joined

[prisma maple]

6/8 ranked

[inland gulch]

i'll join when my regular lobby dies lol

[shy star]

booting

[golden mist]

I’ll try tower on kelp again

[proper topaz]

I don’t have any friend requests🌚

[shy star]

wait

[inland gulch]

i have 75 sec

[golden mist]

wut 🌚

[proper topaz]

And I don’t have you added 🌚

[golden mist]

I’m adding now 🌚

Again

[proper topaz]

Mkay 🌚

[prisma maple]

are you doing s2 maps

[golden mist]

Wasn’t planning on it yet no

[prisma maple]

then why dont you just join ranked

its the same thing

nvm full

[shy star]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-umm-what-what-gif-14694719

[proper topaz]

☠️💀☠️

[muted jasper]

just in time

pussy

[shy star]

lol

[muted jasper]

y'all started?

[golden mist]

Rebooting

[prisma maple]

ranked speedrun wr

[muted jasper]

round ended?

[velvet phoenix]

YALL

[prisma maple]

thank you pretendo for giving me an entire point

[velvet phoenix]

HELP

[golden mist]

Ight creating pb… again

[velvet phoenix]

MY GAME FROZE FOR 10 SECONDS

AND IT UNFROZE

AND I RANDOMLY DIED

I GOT SCARED

[shell niche]

yeah i figured it wasn't bannable because it's just editing the save file, it's not like you're using an aimbot

[agile patrol]

-1 point so nice of the servers

[prisma maple]

yes

[proper topaz]

What a shame

[inland gulch]

2/8 ranked

[iron marsh]

No way, I want one!

[muted jasper]

i would die too 👻👻

[golden mist]

2/8 pb

[shy star]

booting

[shell niche]

like a lot of people made their level the highest it could go and gave themeselves the highest rank

[echo gulch]

hi again

[cerulean prawn]

pb or ranked

[proper topaz]

🌚

[cerulean prawn]

what now bruh smh

[proper topaz]

Yay

T’is full

[golden mist]

Ranked and pb are open

[prisma maple]

that c- is gonna ruin our whole career

(my points)

[shy star]

splash screen

[iron marsh]

and the c+

[agile patrol]

youre welcome

[cerulean prawn]

@prisma maple how many ppl at ranked?

[agile patrol]

(if you even mean me, but im c lol)

[inland gulch]

i'm just on a new acc

[agile patrol]

great im in a new lobby

[golden mist]

Sent 🌚

Idk if I already said that

[proper topaz]

You did 🌚

[shy star]

joining

[golden mist]

Oh 🌚

Ight I’m starting

[proper topaz]

I need to buy a gun

[prisma maple]

enough for a lobby

[muted jasper]

gg

[velvet phoenix]

aa

MY GAME WAS LAGGING

[prisma maple]

THANK YOU PRETENDO

[velvet phoenix]

I FIXED THE LAG THOUGH

[proper topaz]

wtf exorcism 😭😭

[proper topaz]

I don’t see it 🌚

[muted jasper]

the connection has been lost ✨✨

[velvet phoenix]

bruh

[golden mist]

🌚

gg

[echo gulch]

hoping connnecting to friend list works

[agile patrol]

3/8 ranked 🧍

[shy star]

gg

[proper topaz]

“A communication error has occurred” 💋💅🌚

[agile patrol]

4/8

[prisma maple]

6/8

[muted jasper]

i think my cat broke her teeth

[golden mist]

I’ll reset again 🙃

[cerulean prawn]

joining ranked

[prisma maple]

i still dont understand why you arent just doing ranked

[inland gulch]

I'll have you know I was an A+ on my main acc

[cerulean prawn]

like fr

[shy star]

?

[agile patrol]

i think my car suddenly combusted into flames

[iron marsh]

I could tell

[prisma maple]

omfg someone dcd

[muted jasper]

real

[velvet phoenix]

bruh

[prisma maple]

who dcd

[velvet phoenix]

someone disconnected

[cerulean prawn]

smfh

[golden mist]

Bc there’s enough for a full lobby already

[proper topaz]

I’ve been frozen on friend list for the last 300 second 🌚

[echo gulch]

7/7

FUCK

[echo gulch]

7/8

M%FAO

YAY

[velvet phoenix]

full

[echo gulch]

FULL LOBBY

[proper topaz]

YESSSSSSS

[golden mist]

Thats 5 mins 🤓

[muted jasper]

IT DOESN'T CONNECT

[velvet phoenix]

actually its 5

[golden mist]

Ik….

I saw what I typed 😭

I promise I’m better at math then that

[muted jasper]

IM GONNA START SWEARING IN RUSSIAN IT STILL SEARCHING LOBBIES STAWPP

[golden mist]

Pb back up

[shy star]

alr

[prisma maple]

nahhh

[echo gulch]

GG

[prisma maple]

we had an afk fr

[velvet phoenix]

MY GAMEPAD

WTF

[proper topaz]

I am dying inside

[muted jasper]

OH MY GOD I WAS SCROLLING TIK TOK AND THEN I GOT A VIDEO WITH SCREAMER

[velvet phoenix]

IT WASNT WORKING-

😭

[inland gulch]

y'all

[muted jasper]

I'M PISSING MYSELF

[proper topaz]

I’m pissing and shitting myself

[muted jasper]

AT NIGHT THANKS

[proper topaz]

Omg

[echo gulch]

WHY

£oops

[prisma maple]

im on the verge of editing my rank back are you srs

[echo gulch]

caps

[proper topaz]

1-4 🌚💀

[muted jasper]

huh lobby is empty

[echo gulch]

I already did

[cerulean prawn]

last game

then im X

[golden mist]

… yea I may just do ranked

[cerulean prawn]

S+99*

[proper topaz]

Wtf was that

[inland gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-burned-my-hand-spongebob-at-night-gif-8063868

[muted jasper]

wth

[golden mist]

👀

I met a shrimp

[muted jasper]

i met an inkling

[golden mist]

I met a Samon

👀

[muted jasper]

STOP VIDEO WITH SCREAMER AGAIN

[shy star]

i met a shrimp and squid...

[muted jasper]

i met an inkling and salmon

[shy star]

time to steam cook!

[golden mist]

🔥🔥

[shy star]

yea 3/8 aint cutting it

[golden mist]

Hehe I get it

🔪cutting it

hehe

[shy star]

oooh 4/8

[golden mist]

I met an Adam 👀

I left them all 🙃

[shy star]

lol

trying again

[median torrent]

its a rare occurence when you find an adam outside his natural game, just dance 2018

[golden mist]

Whoa

Should’ve taken a picture

Someone’s hunting for that photo somewhere

[shy star]

lmao haha

[echo gulch]

GG

[prisma maple]

nice

[echo gulch]

Wish i didn't have anger issues lmfao

[prisma maple]

i bet i get +0 points for this

[proper topaz]

Nozzle nose is now my #1 hated weapon

[prisma maple]

fuck you again

[inland gulch]

gosh my ratio

[golden mist]

Nice

[proper topaz]

I farmed you 💀☠️

[prisma maple]

that c+ rank in our team is the difference between getting 7 points and getting 1 point

[golden mist]

How many in ranked lobby?

3/8

[viral flame]

im working on balancing splatoon 1

[shy star]

load hell rn

[zenith fractal]

damn

[golden mist]

👀

wut

[modest ibex]

wow!!! this is REAL balancing

@prisma maple

[viral flame]

take notes lil bro

[golden mist]

He in ranked afaik

[modest ibex]

will download thanks for your collaboration in fixing the unfairnesses in the game🙏🏻

[golden mist]

6/8

[shy star]

i love that it utterly oblitertes the dummy, truly balanced.

[viral flame]

thanks. it just hurt my heart getting in a lobby and seeing so many people with unfair advantages!

[shy star]

hol up

[viral flame]

for this i sent a bomb to the director's home and made this patch

[golden mist]

7/8

[cerulean prawn]

7/8 ranked

[proper topaz]

🌚

[median torrent]

maybe work on balancing those hair physics like wtf

[modest ibex]

true!

[golden mist]

8/8

[proper topaz]

“A communication error has occurred”

[golden mist]

Nahhhh

[inland gulch]

what's the point of playing Splatoon 1 then?

[golden mist]

Welll then

gg

[proper topaz]

Wtf was that

[velvet phoenix]

BRO

[iron marsh]

Now thats kelp dome for you

[velvet phoenix]

The slosher and burst bomb is so annoying

[proper topaz]

Easy as hell 💀

[velvet phoenix]

omfdg

[golden mist]

O

[inland gulch]

gg lmao

[iron marsh]

I'll take my leave

[proper topaz]

Slosher annoying asf 💀

[velvet phoenix]

I dont think its gonna let me in

did the match start?

[golden mist]

No

[velvet phoenix]

uh

[median torrent]

u_u

[golden mist]

Yea we prolly bout to join u

Oh

[velvet phoenix]

im alone and emo

[viral flame]

i just heard from so many players here such as @zenith fractal @modest ibex @inland gulch that this game is too difficult with sweats overtaking lobbies and ruining the fun! so, to counter this, i made a patch that makes the game fair again. no more will there be any ruined days or weekends. more players will stay in pretendo and playing this game, preventing you from sitting in lobbies alone until the timer runs out. it fixes many issues with the game and i implore all users to download and install it, and require it in all matches you host when it is completed. i think i am doing a service to the splatoon and pretendo communities by doing what the game developers never had the courage to do -- improve the game so it's fun for all.

[zenith fractal]

um..

[velvet phoenix]

wha

[inland gulch]

I literally play Splat 1 because it's unbalanced

[velvet phoenix]

same

I like splatoon 1 better too

I like the way its more cartoony ish

[inland gulch]

Splatoon 2 is way sweatier than 1, and not just because it had a bigger playerbase

[velvet phoenix]

because in splatoon 3 the hair flops around and I hate that

[golden mist]

I’m so glad you are taking a stand against these sweats. This fix is what everyone wants. Congrats to you for doing what no one else would

[velvet phoenix]

help

[viral flame]

thank you! some people just want to have some fun playing a game they're nostalgic for.

i might stream my progress soon

[golden mist]

👀

https://tenor.com/view/senator-palpatine-anakin-skywalker-phantom-menace-gif-10607636

[velvet phoenix]

@echo gulch

did the match start?

[proper topaz]

“I need to buy a gun” 🙃

[acoustic bronze]

how many ppl on?

[shy star]

brb in a sec

[velvet phoenix]

I remember when I first found pretendo

it was so nostalgic

all the constant errors non-stop

lol

[golden mist]

Ight I give up on ranked. I’ll host S2 map mod pbs

[velvet phoenix]

do I have to download the mod

[golden mist]

Yea. Want a guide for it?

[velvet phoenix]

I edited a sashimi mod on gamebanana

[velvet phoenix]

also im sure I know how to download it

ive done it before

can I change the ink colors?

[golden mist]

And nohash and sdcafiine plug-ins for aroma?

[velvet phoenix]

oh

im on cemu

[golden mist]

Oh

[golden mist]

#1120011726214148186 message

There u go

[acoustic bronze]

are u guys doing pbs or ranked

[velvet phoenix]

also

actually nvm-

[golden mist]

Imma host s2 map mod pb

[acoustic bronze]

ok can we also do normal maps

[velvet phoenix]

yeah atleast can we do some normal maps though

[golden mist]

Yea it allows for both

We can do either

[velvet phoenix]

also is it fine if I host it sometime?

I wanna do octo canyon maps

[thick rampart]

okay lemme reboot splatoon to apply the mod then

[golden mist]

Ight

Pbs up

[velvet phoenix]

wairt

you have to friend me

[golden mist]

I think I did

[velvet phoenix]

let me check

[inland gulch]

I understand your passion for trying to make the game fun for everyone, but the idea that people will "require it in all matches you host when it is completed" is absurd. It is insanely common to hear Splatoon 1 players say they like 1 the best, and the balance is part of it. The game is hilariously unbalanced, but you're catering to Splatoon 2 players with this mod.

[thick rampart]

yes thats the issue for me..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/485882700473827328.webp?size=48

and @prisma maple aswell is a sweat

[velvet phoenix]

I wanna find out who did the burst bomb and slosher spam kit right now

because I hope their slosher explodes with enemy ink

[golden mist]

… Ik who 👀

[thick rampart]

who?

[velvet phoenix]

who was it

[golden mist]

Ok resetting pb

Jims

🙃

[zenith fractal]

WELL WELL WELL

what a surprise

[thick rampart]

this guy?

[golden mist]

Ye

[modest ibex]

imora will we have to put a /j so u get that it’s a joke

[median torrent]

agreed, but most of the time it depends on my mood, either he kills me and i move on, or he kills me and i teleport to his house at night and stab him with the sharp plastic shards made from my wiiu gamepad when i broke it in half

[proper topaz]

Is anyone still playing ranked

[thick rampart]

nope..

[velvet phoenix]

no

[thick rampart]

too sweaty..

[velvet phoenix]

we are going into pb

[golden mist]

Bout to do s2 map mod pb

[proper topaz]

I’ve been searching this entire time 🌚

[median torrent]

public?

[velvet phoenix]

private battles

[thick rampart]

privates

[median torrent]

oh ok

[golden mist]

I’ll friend u

[median torrent]

private and public got the same starting letter -_-

[velvet phoenix]

you already did

[proper topaz]

Did you add me 🌚

[velvet phoenix]

I accepted

[inland gulch]

i'll join in a sec

[golden mist]

Yes

[proper topaz]

I still don’t have any friend requests 🌚

[golden mist]

wut

It says waiting

[proper topaz]

@thick rampart are you joining @golden mist private battle

[thick rampart]

yes

[proper topaz]

I’ll join through you

[proper topaz]

🌚

[thick rampart]

joining..

[golden mist]

@opal osprey no I didn’t see ur fr

[thick rampart]

uh you can join now

[proper topaz]

Are you in??

[velvet phoenix]

Im able to change the ink colors when im not host right?

im confused

[golden mist]

Ye they are

[inland gulch]

relaunching game, i'll join rq

[thick rampart]

yes

[golden mist]

Maybe… 🤷‍♂️ I think u have to be host tho

[proper topaz]

Wtf is wrong with my Wii U 🌚

[thick rampart]

why

[golden mist]

Reset maybe?

Idk

[proper topaz]

I will restart

[inland gulch]

joining

[velvet phoenix]

'I will try these colors

[inland gulch]

ooh humpback

[golden mist]

Wait how u do that? Or is that Cemu only thing?

[velvet phoenix]

cemu

[golden mist]

Ah

[velvet phoenix]

I think you can do it on wii u too

im not sure

[proper topaz]

Start w out me and I shall send you deep into the depths of splatoon hell

[velvet phoenix]

you need gecko for wii u I think

[proper topaz]

👹🌚

[zenith fractal]

is there still space in your private match?

[inland gulch]

it's 4/8 rn

[velvet phoenix]

after this match tell me if you see yellow and pink colors

[zenith fractal]

f friends didnt connect

[golden mist]

I literally only read start w/o me and was about to press a

[viral flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953743399004033074/1107134694841135144/98341420_145129497078175_2482119513833284318_n.mp4

[winter kraken]

118-0516

[thorn storm]

118-0516 (Wii U)

Wii U support code detected
Information is WIP and may be missing/incorrect

Module Name

PIA

​

​

Module Description

Game Servers (p2p)

Error Name

Missing name

​

​

Error Description

Missing description

Fix

Missing fix

Console dialog message

Missing message

[velvet phoenix]

can we uh start for now HELP

[golden mist]

If Cora still doesn’t show up yes I’ll start it

[velvet phoenix]

HELP

[golden mist]

Or maybe just 60 sec

[velvet phoenix]

HELPPPPPP

[golden mist]

Whatever happens quicker

?

[velvet phoenix]

WHAT THE

[golden mist]

??

[proper topaz]

I’m loading up now 😭

[velvet phoenix]

I dont know what just happened-

[zenith fractal]

the same happened to me too

[velvet phoenix]

I couldnt send any messages

[thick rampart]

what

[golden mist]

Hmmm

[proper topaz]

That just happened to me

[golden mist]

Weird

[proper topaz]

I was trying to let you know o restarted ☠️

[echo gulch]

hi again

[velvet phoenix]

HIIII

[echo gulch]

LMFAOOO

[golden mist]

Hello

[winter kraken]

118-0521

[thorn storm]

118-0521 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[winter kraken]

Are you guys playing

[velvet phoenix]

yes

[golden mist]

S2 map mod pbs

[echo gulch]

I hate this game

[thorn storm]

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[velvet phoenix]

my paitence..

[proper topaz]

Omg

[golden mist]

What?

[proper topaz]

I accidentally clicked on tanked

[golden mist]

……..

[velvet phoenix]

let me boost pretendo

[echo gulch]

nuh uh

[thick rampart]

"um what the actual fuck you doing in my house-"

[velvet phoenix]

YES

[shy star]

aaaaback

[velvet phoenix]

THE INK COLORS WORKED I THINK

MAN

[echo gulch]

GIRL IDK WHY MY BOOSTS WONT WORK