#Splatoon
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The only target is insane
I would want to test something in a match
gg
lets go!
booting up codeloa
lobby might have broken because of the dc but not sure
*codeloader
anyone play ?
someone left -_-
What codeloader
join public 7/8
we are in public
EYO
I hate only targetters god damn ur making me want to squidbag you 
I'm trying to be faster
okay im coming
turf?
y e s
Yes
Ok wait so are static.packs save to use on pretendo?
wtf
okay
Joining
I had one on unintentionally
true
6/8
Hewow
I SWITCHED TO ANOTHER LOBBY BY BEING IN ANOTHER LOBBY??
turf war
6/8
is there even enough
I didn't even leave the old lobby
way more than enough
let me innnn
it just made me hop in another
Yessss
4g momento
true
Let ska blam play
can people stop dcing 😭
btw i don't appear
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5/8 kms
you guys keep splitting the lobbies
i'm in the lobby
watafa
4
but it doesn't show me???
oh no
Sus?
nope
Broh
How is this even possible?????
y'all keep disseapearing???
Idk??
MY GAME JUST MAKES ME HOP LOBBYS
I'm there
4/8
noob
Listening to the nyakuza manholes
SMASH OR PASS: Ttek
✅ : smash
❌ : pass
im with exorrcism and splatoon1enjoyer
Burn in hell.
and me
ye :P
I had a static.pack online in that turf battle. Can pretendo ban my account for that?
Hahahahaahahaga
oh well it put me into a lobby by myself
I don't believe a fast mf wifi but using ethernet would do that
but will we play if we have 7 (visible) players?
depends if it's an unfair one, like params edit
No, its not unfair. Its just for s2 maps
i think i keep hoping lobbys after 10/30 seconds another one was made
then you're good
LLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOO
Ight thanks
i have a feeling you keep splitting the lobbies
Y'all help me
bruh
no
L

i'mù in ur lobby
Howwwww??mMamqmqqmwn
i wanna see if it works
so, what happens when you try public ranked? does it mix ranks?
IDFK HELP
what in the gay.
Shut
splatoon1enjoyer please stop trying to host
??
4/8
dont change the mode
so far, I think 3/8 is the most I've seen in ranked
5/8
AYO
finally
7/8
K...
my god
Hahahahahahahaahaggahahaa
kaboom
I guess you dont exist
1 more
IMAGINE SOMEONE JOINS
dafuq
LOL
BAHAHAHAH
9 PLAYERS
it doesn't like me
Ugh i ended up making s2 music just for blitzcafe to have all of it there already 🙃
yep, returning..
WHAT THE FUCK
No i'm the 8th player
please close your game
LMFOAOO
Join, searching, waiting, ..
69 nice
leave then
Tru
OHHHHH
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
jolly
nice
let battle commence!
Me when i said i can't
YA
only way is to close game
Oh the joy! 😁
i literally said troll
he doesnt have nohash
i think we won /j
this mf
LMFAO
Does someone know pleaseeeeee
dude now im getting erors
Because I have no idea how to set it to be louder
anyone wanan do pbs i can host
5/8
@bold stratus
???
omfg
Did "lolol" disconnect?
y e s
Same
is this mf using an edited static.pack
nah cause why is he trying to play if he can't even use nohash
probably
who even is lolol
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@idle patio
Ye
not the pnid
neat, a double kill
@golden mist
Abt the mii
Do you know what could cause that
Theres some boosting thing the game does i think. Im not sure, still trying to figure that out
Because I tried many times and nothing worked 😭
can we ban this mf
ban
pleaseeee
mf is in the lobby i am
Oh lol
someone leave the lobby to get their pnid
wtf
do we ping ceris? tell them to ban?
@idle patio
they didn’t cheat
I love lolol
me too!
Sameeee
they keep dc
it’s not cheating
@idle patio if ur using a static.pack edit PLEASE USE NOHASH.
now this is what u do
they refuse to change their edited static.pack
they keep coming back
maybe he doesn’t know wtf
That's why everyone loves him so much
y’all assume everyone knows everything
he doesnt know after doing the same thing 4 times in a row?
I have to agree with javi here
I am waiting for him to hop on this chat
Bro is probably just clueless
because what is bro doing
4 times? huh, im 2 battles late
no
can we get him banned?🤓
pls
the lobby is broken
Dude might think he's just having a communication issue
then why is he joining back after 3 times??
what
I'm in a lobby with 6 persons
You all are insane going for the "BAN BAN BAN THIS GUY SUCKS"
… i feel like pbs are just gonna be easier from here
this community dumb as hell 😂😂
YES
ban this guy and ban his discord!!!🤤🤤
ah yes we should totally cope with the fact that someone is causing matches to be unequal several times
and you are a part of it
Play pbs
true!
… well imma start a pb
ok local
no, me want gold
It's annoying but you're just overreacting
Turf war is trash
ok meg griffin
Anyway
@golden mist u hosing pb?
Slayqueen
how does the game decide to put me in a new lobby again wtf
Someone who is a little clueless shouldn't be met with "@ ceris can we ban this guy get his penid!!"
Ye
well, there's another option. We don't have to play at all.
Impossible
did yah pray today?!?? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
ceris ignored y’all most of the times if u haven’t noticed bc people deserve chances bc maybe they don’t know any better
well can they atleast get timed out or some shit like that
Happened to me 3 times in a row
I am pretty much convinced that I am in the vast minority
pene
… i got a pb open if u guys wanna do that instead
0312 🤟
.. and I'll probably be gone in a month, maybe less.
Or you could have done what oomi did and told them what was wrong instead of getting toxic...
Mommy penid
factus
welp im alone
they arnt even on discord
applause round!
@idle patio
And...? They'll see it eventually
2/8
@idle patio pleaseeeeee change your static pack so we have fair matches
Just take a break 😭😭
3/8
joinn
(Lets spam ping him until he responds 😏 )
from what
5/8
this game
5/8
@idle patio if ur gonna use an edited Static.pack use No-Hash cause you getting disconnected every match is PAIN & ANNOYING.
i only played 2 matches today dawg
6/8
Yea…
if someone who has a simple issue makes you dogpile on them and scream for their ban
2 more
I spam Ping anyone if I have something important to tell them
Ugh fine ill go to turf
you need to go outdoors
8/8
NOW
Cries
FCK
… oh well 0312 so yea ill pb
-_-
I'm not the one who want's him banned lol
standby 🥰💕💕
Slayyyy
why are they always on my team -_-
Did he disconnect again?
such a hard life -_-
-_-
yes
Broh
yea i got that to
I keep getting 0312'd delusion
Nah you're being sensible. Everyone else is getting toxic over a mild inconvenience 😭😭
@idle patio DUDE use nohash for everyone’s sake
Ill reset
Nicee
Did
U
Say
DUDE
anger issues queen sorry lol
I love it
Before
nice nose..
Niiiiice
YAaaaa
💀
the dude dcd again
kraken just eyeing me
This is actually funny
😭
Hahahahahhaagagagaga
1K-1500 xp left till i get ranked :P
Cuteee
pls join before lolol
YAY
yessss
thx*
HE ISNT IN THE LOBBY
YES
YES
hooray :D
WOW SO CUTE
@golden mist I'm waiting for you 
Just started
Everyone is so hyped wow
Pbs up
Saw slayy
In this 100+k conversation I think there were many other non Splatoon related conversations
🙃
I want to die
Heyy
U may end up dcing anyways
Hopefully not
Anyone else?
EYO WHAT
i forgot i had custom music enbaled
CLUTCH
HUH ?
ah damn it, i thought we won :(
true ggs
KILL MYSELF
welcome to turd war
4g
you should play carbon roller
what 😍
you would do well with that internet connection
one moreeee
you don't have a wifi box?
yay someone dcd
I think we can start
I haven't picked up this weapon in a long time
Ight

Since these weaklings are playing turf
changing weapons lmfao
it doesnt matter with your internet connection
also split lobby
Do u have s2 maps set up?
LMAO
Ight ig
you dont!
the only reason killer wail is decent is because you can spam it
inkstrike cannot be spammed so its worse
wow.
6/8
gg
nice
full :3
standby bruh
Night mode is good
Join our pb
Or God will delete your save files from this works
I don't believe in god 
nice comeback
gg
slosher op
💔
oomi try not to dc challenge
friendly fire
gg
on my way to change weapos #fucktherules #wap #weaponchanging
STARS YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO RIDE THE TOWER
Duck Duck Goose
And GGGGGG meow
laggy host
level 10 here i come!
LMAO
Cuh
are you telling ceris too🥺🥺
Ight
Oh next match
everyone pubs please
No
4/8
Pbs >>>
GG
No
bruh
Gg
big bruh
Enjoyer i can join you ?
like "the_bruh" ?
Pubs or pb
5/8
i give up
2 pubs and 1 pb
I join pubs
actually 5/8, 4/8, 1/8 and a pb
great matchmaking algorithm
Oh
Gg
skull issue
7/8
Public is turf war
Pubs ma
And turf war = trash
Its pubs now
8/8
No
9/8
Xd no
Niceeee
BAHAHAHAH
50 friends on oomi_on_a_alt and connecting to friend list is so fucking unstable now
neat, gg
gg
another dc 
why was the map flounder .

you are welcome
230s
Gg
I can't hear the music at all
5/8
Ight Imma go see how to fix this audio
Kk
Enjoyer is host ?
In France its 6pm
its 5PM for me in morocco
It's 7pm in Romania
Love
No more
nice
O
Oh megg
death
it just told me my connection was unstable and i disconnected
just unlocked the carbon roller and im 100% sure its my new main, light weight, but has the turfing power of a roller, good for turfing and for combat situation
awful
Gg
ok gtg play sp3 💔💔
Full theam slosh
noo
lucky :(
Team*
oops wrogn reply
Inkbrush can't do shit
noo
Megg ..
5/8
Splatoon 3?? 🤢🤢🤢🤢
S2 ❤️
you should add me :3
Song*
Man its searching too long
Really??,?*??##?"!#
Its pubs ?
When the timer expires ill join ranked
magic
neptune
Its pubs ?
Good planning ahead
im on cemu
oh
Enjoyer its pubs or ranked
i just told you
0006 nice
ranked
in ranked?
yep
I come
oh well
Pubs or pb ???
ranked
Its ranked jim
Ranked honey
Good for me
shit
If you join turf war
I join now ranked ?
You will be deleted
YES
what
3/8 ranked
coming
I join
joining
i wanna reach s+99 again
Joining
No
Bruh searching too long 💔
im finally here
i need 3 points for s+99
7/8 ranked
YES
Nice
YAAAAA
8/8
Full C- bruhh
EYO
im in :D
GOOD ROTATION TOO
Only s+ and C-
GOD TIER ROTATION
Cancer
i bet most people who are s+ edited their saves very lame
LET BATTLE COMMENCE
are y'all playing?
the fuvk
Bruh 3v4
can i join
Yeah its ranked but wait
good luck team that i was in, sorry for the inconvenience
dont know why that happened
We won for the moment
booty ing up
Ranked full or I can join ?
who tf dcd
idfk
You deserved the win @bold stratus 😭
IM NOT IN CONTROL
fuck you adam
alright assholes

..
thx 😭
Join now everyone
.
0312 thanks
Jim join
7/8
7/8
nooo
Then switch it
Join now
Joining
we need 1 more
We dont see you Jim
4/8
And then let the p2p guide you
4/8
Oh
huh
I come
uhh wrong lobby
I come
What the helll
but new record
6/8
6/8
omg 6/8
i swear if i dc imma be pissed
I want to die 😭
eject your disc HEHHEHEHE
most of us have app
we're in the same lobby!!!

7/8
7/8
1 more
One more
Sobbing
yeeee
180s
Buu huu huu
i see chala too
@cerulean prawn it feels so cursed seeing ranks together
yeee
Sprit too
cmonnnn
k
Come on come on come on come on come on come on
8/8
yes
YAAAAAAAAA
OH GG
YAS
YESSS
adam if you dc i blame
Gg man
TYyyy
YASSSSS
LET BATTLE COMMENCE YOOOOO
OK GOOD I DIDNT DISCONNECT THIS TIME
finally
gg
gg
Just 1 Point
i forgot that you only get 1 point for winning after s+80 💀
Lmao
7/8
no way nintendo don't care about this silly game
pls dont dc
7/8
im s+96 and i only get 1 point for wins now
and i lose 3 points
F
Fair
C-16..
Bioe
i think
Who has left
Yes
A-9
did someone dc?
Why I used splash o matic
C-30
you are playing the wrong splatoon game
....
Go died
everyone dc
yes die
Dc
STOP LEAVING ME
WiiU you eject and put the disc
Shrimp if you leave me I'm crying
like eject your disc
how to dc without restarting 😭
I WANT TO CHANGE THE WEAPON
IM BACK IN THE SAME LOBBY
WHAT
Impossible
method 1: unplug your router
method 2: unplug your cable
method 3: change the timer to 0
method 4: eject the disc
4/8
If I only challenged scrims..
Error..
i can try to gather more players for private scrim
5/8
should i invite skalop and others to the server?
SHRIMP LEFT ME NOKOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no
Yeah
No
6/8
IM SORRY 😭😭
@boreal dune
BUHUHUHUHU
hihi
uh oh laggy host
Im in lets go
Heyyyy Bestie
Bestiii ❤️
Mierda what are you doing
good map mode
fr
So now we can pubs ?
Byee
no
I leave
why would we go back in turf war
byee
I go in pubs
why
For lvl up
smh
Oh
💀 
I come
@cerulean prawn on the positive note i only need 2 more wins to claim s+99 back
welp nvm i can still play
i wish i could play s+ on nintendo network again
u get less xp in turf

unless you lose
We won + XP in turf or ranked ?
you get points for things such as getting points with the rainmaker
you lose points for things such as losing
But i loose everytime 🙄😂
lets make ranked alive again
6/8
glad to see ranked getting players
@cerulean prawn you coming?
Oh exo
joining
And skalop ?
@boreal dune wanna join
7/8
IM COMING
The trio of god...😭
imagine we all get on the same team 💀
With javii
SLAAAY
noice
Its ranked
this map rotation is top tier
gg
rip my s+99 chance
lmfao
WHAT THE FUCK
SHUT
OMG +34
NOOO
??
does the game think im c-?
Because you are vs a lot of C- i think
😭 😭
rank down b+ 💗
You loose vs a lot of C- i think
so i need to maintain a 95% winrate if i wanna reach s+99 again
according to pretendo network
they should remove that honestly
Mierda why you has leave
2/8
Me i have a level of a C- i think
3/8 enjoyer joined
insert random bee rank among the s+ and c- ranks
splatoon 3 is acc not that ba omg
DYING
@cerulean prawn come
Me i have a lvl of a C-
i wanna play this map rotation as much as possible this is legendary
joinning
fake c- means smurf which means you dont belong in the rank
0006....
you are around a+ and s rank
7/8
full
Noooo
how
we have 2 lobbies worth of players?
2/8....
Oh
want to die
bruh