#Splatoon
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Sprit join enjoyer
restarting sploon
It can not be that we have 3 rooms for so few players
We are 3
I'm not sure how much I'm supposed to/allowed to share overall
also dont you only have access to the splatoon servers, doesnt that mean fixing friends list is impossible for you?
A quick overview who is hosting now , what pnid he has ?
Chala do you acceptet my friend request
@inland gulch room still running ?
does hosting matchmaking servers for a p2p game cost as much as hosting servers for server sided games or am i missing something
@prisma maple lobby are broke because i go add justinh
Justinh now you can join me
what time is splatfest ending btw
im in :)
Semiina you can join me
If I could summarize, it'd be more like this...
While each server is it's own process, they don't all consume a lot of CPU time. Matchmaking (secure) and Authentication servers are the most intesive, and of those, splatoon is definitely the most active. Even on one core, this would normally be fine if there weren't so many players because the other servers will steal only so many instructions before jumping to the next program. Friends and other non-game servers are very minimal and only handle a few functions every so often (updating your presence, for example). Once that loop is done, it's over.
Matchmaking is way more intense than anything the other servers are doing, including auth. The server has to handle packet communications for lobbies as a middleman the entire time, which is both intense and prone to error.
and to clarify the server situation, you don't have to buy any specific server to run this stuff. Pretendo can run on basically any VPS that has access to Golang, which is basically all of them
@inland gulch join me
are yall playing modded or just regular
David you leave please
this is gonna take a while to read
Regulat
aight I’ll hop on
I’ll pray that it actually shows me the room and lets me join lmao
Yes semiina i have you in friends
Bruhhh
......
Join again
@silk belfry we wait you
YES
Matchmaking is way more intense than anything the other servers are doing, including auth. The server has to handle packet communications for lobbies as a middleman the entire time, which is both intense and prone to error.
i wasnt comparing the cost of the matchmaking server with the other servers pretendo is hosting though, i was comparing it with this:
hosting servers for server sided games
Okay im in
Everyone has join man
Can you hoin later too ?
we game
chala play slosher
Oh
get ready to go against the shooter team lmao
I never played this Mode of splatton , my Internet lost , can i join later again?
Does anyone know why I always get an error when I try to play a battle?
What error?
Let me get the error screen again
gg
Gg
1 POINT AWAY
on the edge you are REALLY good with that slosher lmao
😭
bruh
I join later again then we have 3vs 3
Bruh
why did you leave
Enjoyer with javii be like
what else could it be honey
i wasnt replying to you
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that previous round didnt count it was too easy
My dsl Internet was disconnectet , i try to reconnect (currently im writing over mobile Internet
hi
Hi
yeah me too I can't get it to connect it just keeps throwing me an error
I'm so bummed
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the splatfest is gonna end by the time i get back home. kek
YES IT WORKED
same im broke af
yes :) just need 4 rainy days
im on fire
ADAM
gg
IM KILLING U
the game shows the splatfest ending on the 20th which i assume is an error
Timezones
isnt tomorrow today?
13/11
i love quick respawn stealth jump
weird kd
it ends when tomorrow comes today
They live in australia (i think)
woah woah woah, I just got 4 people in rainy night in pubs
sunky in the chat??
Im a Big noob
@inland gulch can i join the Match again ?
my goal for this splatfest is to play one (1) round
ah i see
does anyone know what time it’s ending or
it's ending today, 7 PM UST according to the announcement post, but everything else is showing a different time so. idk.
guess we'll find out
Jon didn't update the files, so surprise suprise, we're running to the 20th anyway
sunky in the chat
Yeah splatton says its Ending in 3 dass
Days
lol
@inland gulch im in the game
light work no reaction
Wait so it wont end today ?
😦
Join now
Oops!
finally i can live in peace knowing there's another aloha kinnie in the server
WHAT
Bruh i carrying my teap
mierda
8/8
nope, it's ending on the 20th after all
Yeah 8 players
bruh
I carrying my team full..
at least i can join in whenever i get home
lol we lost
yeah you are
you just said you were shit at the game earlier, now you are saying you are carrying the team???
i thought splatfest battles were working after what ceris said last night but i dont think enough rainy day people have been playing to really. test it
and yes, the splatfest battles work, it's just the matchmaking itself that doesn't
But why did this splatfest not work ?
he learnt the game in 10 minutes XD
not enough players
matchmaking for most days has been broken
Sure?
i don't think they would've done this splatfest if the battles themselves didn't work enough to function
I legit just had 4 people in my session waiting
Yes
how do I get in a lobby with people
that's the matchmaking issue
me too lmao. I just don't think there's enough rainy day ppl
friend people who will host a private battle, or select public battle and pray
dang
imma just switch to beta servers rq
I love this
gotta go byee
wow a dc! thanks
ok it was adam so nothing changed
dw about it
me too
thanks for this useful information!
is anyone else hopping in the pb so its not 3 v 4 lmao
you know you were as shit as me in the past right? so maybe instead of talking shit about me, you give me time to improve, but apperantly that is something that never went throught your 'im gonna use slosher cuz i want to win without having skills' brain
It finally works
how many rainy days do you have
calm calm calm....
I'm waiting rn but I'm the only one in the lobby rn
easier said then done when this bitch keeps splat bomb ZR spam and trash talks me
are y'all in a private battle
Come david
its private battle
Justin where are you
actually im using burst bombs
thank you !
You have do 0 kill bruh
im gonna balance the teams
Time to go in esports
And me
this good?
no lol
Yeah
then u leave me no other choice
Who do I need to fr to join?
but to noob myself
guess i'll play crb then
justin ready up
ok
crb time
Sorry must change something
.
the public one? I've been trying
we have a full team for rainy night!
bro there’s no one on rainy day 😭
crb moment
Gg
Matchmaking doesnt work-
Gg
someone needs to do an announcement about this
Are you have 4 full teams
balance the teams.
Tbf, matchmaking hardly worked when Splatfestival tried it
oh 😦
done
I was hoping that it would work now that Pretendo tried hosting one
That's why we play privates it's almost impossible to find a match
But only on splatfest
everyone except justin here is good so theres not much balancing i can do
like public matches worked before
@dusty shuttle But outside the splatfest is hardly anyone online
try bento
@inland gulch Hurry up
no charger works in this map
When I played there was a lot of people in public
I’ll host a PB for anyone who was trying to get in that lobby just now
When do you play
@inland gulch ready up
chala wake up
Gud ivining
like 1 or 2 days before the splatfest
What
oh my god...
im force starting
Are u playing splatfest in S2 maps
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Waaaat
Are Public Match work ?
oh man
Im still in

i'll try other balancing
omfg
Oh mann the blue team is to good
noo mierda
8 players
:((
wait is that a mod to make all stages splatfest night version
yeah
Maybe someone want to join so we are more than 5
time to play completely unbalanced now
oops
watafak
or is it just on gamebanana
i forgot to disable force start
gb
lmao
aight bet lmao
what's yr pnid @cerulean anvil
bro...
Sorry but ....
I send you a request
SPLATOON?!!??
is the game full?
5 players
I’ll add you
who need me in the pb
these teams dont work
This is NOT balanced 💀
bet
put me in the opposit
💀
e
hi
yay
what are yall doing?
now its completely unbalanced
alo
put me with justin
idk. I can host one
ok
We have a pb with 4 players
imma friend you

@cerulean anvil how would I add you? there’s a space in your name
unless there’s another way
same here
Alright. I'll ping you both when the friends list app stops lagging, lmao
I must add you
can u add me too?
After the match
expected this
ggs
3/0
how does a friend list lag?? 
💀
bye
bye
Dc
Same
same
Enjoyer its 0312
i dont think anyone has
I wonder if there ever was one
@inland gulch i got dc
Who for pb
Whos hosting
me
I Host ?
I am down for a PB, but I'm waiting for the friends list to load
fish214part3
It's in their name
I added you
Oh yes sorry
nice mii
tyty
Added you
i did play a couple of matches on the first day, was cool when it worked
alr
always on the first day
Mybe the battel work now too?
Is anyone else having trouble accessing the friend list?
nah
yea it does lag
No my is fine
maybe but nobody wants to try them for whatever reason
I would try them if we find 8 other players
this is my first splatoon 1 splatfest 🔥
It doesnt
Guys
please
understand that the matchmaking doesn't work
We're all discovering it in our own time, Nyte
what changed since the first day?
the matchmaking only ever works on a good day
it's saying nobody is in a private room
nothing it just kept glitching
I’ll try to host one
@gleaming epoch you Host?
MY WII FUCKING CRASHED
if you are patient enough and there are enough other people you are able to play a couple matches like i was able to
You can't anymore
I'd love to, but I'm waiting for my friends list still
and It was a luck factor
Like
you'd have to be lucky to have a match
now it just straight up doesn't work
What is with your wiiu ?
I have no idea
It works fine normally
today it isn't

gonna power cycle it and hope that does something
please do
My frindlist works perfektly
maybe I should try flipping back to tiramisu... which cfw are you running, justin?
so whos hosting
nobody atm
pretendo only works on aroma
ok, so then it's not a cfw problem...
Nothing im using cemu and my dumped nni files +prentendo account.dat still working
oh right
But according to the announcement that should soon no longer work
lmao, imagine if the new pretendo update removed genuine Wii U compatibility by mistake
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Shut up bandwidth, you're not ChatGPT.
glad bandwidth gave you a suggestion
Girl what
I did fix this issue, but thank you Oomi!
I.. uhh
engrish
:/
sorry my fault
anglish**
True!
make it phat
no im joking
anyway, if I understood the announcement correctly, man must install on his wiiu prentendo and then dump the files, the website should probably soon no longer go. But maybe it still works for me, because the seeprom and otp are from a real console.
now its correct
Still sounds a bit caveman, but we will roll with it.
gl slimb

I mean I make accounts and put the site account.dat in a new profile and it works
well tbf, we don't all speak english as a first language here
you gotta be nice for those who are trying their hardest :>
If you have an OTP and seeprom from a real console, it should work.
YES IT WORKED
i partly used a translator , because my english is not so good and that although i am a software developer
alright, I'll host
I'm not trying throwing shit on people, I can barely speak proper english and I'm from Australia, a (somewhat) english speaking country and before you ask, NO I don't ride a Kangaroo to work XD
ok!
do you use a translator too?
Not for english ofc, but for other languages, yes.
Are friend requests broken rn?
idk... but it's working for me now
yeah when I tried to add slime it’s stuck on please wait
I dont think so ? but it could be that
then host :3
cant see your battle
everyone say "me" who wants to join off of me so I can get every one in, first
me
me
me
I don't wanna leave the Friend list until I need to
me
alr, send a fr Nyte and Germ
On cemu, every new hosted private battles, you need to retsrat the game.
my pnid is in my username
I did but it crashed my Wii U 💀
idk if i can still add people
I sent you a frq btw
oh wait... David is hosting now?
I'll just see how long it works but if I get the files from my wiiu, maybe mario kart 8 won't always crash on startup (which it only does with prentendo).
rate my build 🔥
Something is missing
@gleaming epoch sent
yip e
project gamballs!!!!!
lenyte
Testfire gear kit and slosher 9/10
ok, one sed...
what level are you guys
sent!
cant see that now but i think 13 or so
ALRIGTHT! I'm starting it now!
I'm like 30 something
I’m on level 1
wait
is it startet?
WE IN DIS
splashdown is so good now!
you can now heal after landing......
I got Niro and Germ in here. WHo else is joining?
💦💦
lemme try joining 🥰
Joining?
should i get on
is there a param on disruptor and point sensor that makes them do damage on s2?
or it’s just s1
yes
wait
Starting as soon as Nyte joins
we play without mods right?
poisonball in splat 2
Without, correct.
poisonfog is the other one
ayyyy
lmaoooo
hi
they killed devilball
you was faster
😡😡
Alright, we're beginning (even though it's not even)
@modest ibex
but we are only 7
Im carrying whatever team im on
😧
which one is the param that deals damage
megg ?
Probably "damage"
they dont
i had to use a tool to restore them
nah it’s not there
😭
oh?
ggs
Brutal 
gg
ok the orange team is to good
gg tho
2v3 😍😍 love it
does somebody want to jopin?
one sec, realg is gonna join
yea restart
2vs2
ah frick, people are leaving
I left to modify some files
ah ok
wym?
for what?
I said I was waiting for someone
when someone leaves nobody can join most of the time
3 players le
w h a t
ft
let me try to join 2s
say syke
maybe recreate the lobby?
ok um... realg is gonna give it a shot first. if that doesn't work, I remake the lobby.
frick...
ok, remaking the lobby
nothing happens
New lobby made
*restart cemu
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@gleaming epoch how many players are in the lobby?
No one.
Actually, I shut the lobby so I could add more people.
This was a mistake. I'm not able to view the new friend requests 
how do you capture your wiiu?
with an AverMedia capture card
oh
Bro what happened to the fest
they're not cancelling it ig
it will still end on the 20th
is everyone playing in private battles?
we try it to do that yeah
naur
No
Devs are sleeping + the most childish and idiotic community made the fest die
I'm not sleeping. I've just given up hope 
I know
The others are
Idk why but I think it’s the server failing to send the lobby of. One team into another team crashing the lobby and dc ing everyone idk anything abt this but that’s my assumption
h
Anyone on?
im one
okay lets play
the other opele are in voice chat , speaking about wiius gamepad battery
gg
does someone want to join us?
Its bad fr
oh we have a new player
Nice
Gg
erm
Gg
gg
random question for those with experience : when using the Honeyhive/Splat 2 mods that add stages to the game do I have to disable them whenever I wanna play regular turf on the game? or can I just play public turf without ever worrying about turning the mods on/off
i feel like it shouldnt matter since the mods dont overwrite any of the regular stages but I just wanna make sure
depends if the mods are replacing existing stages or not
if they aren't, i think you should be fine
Can I join? I wanna splat a bit
yeah
aight ty ty Iust wanted to make sure
Gg
Ok I'll send fr
In the code i have them listed as separate stages (and in private its listed as separate stages too) so it should be good
im note sure if you can have a whitspace in my name
Nope
whats you pnid?
You might get 0312
i want to join too
David-Anima
Its an error code
add us and recreate pb
I'm getting an error code when trying to join justin
added you
i restart the room wait
erm
I wanted to change my Friend List comment and it's stuck on applying changes lol
you cant change it
send you a request
erm...
wait what i try it again
Just wait a bit
@cerulean anvil how did you even put a space in your pnid lol
dont know something on the website
@visual belfry got an invite?
Did you create a room yet?
no im still inviting octunee but in a few minutes i create a room
Ok 👍
Cemu user I see
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bruh
having troubel too
What if I send octo a friend request and they join through me
mayb...
My phone is at 2% so I might die soon
yeah
you cant charge it?
o.k then we play
I dont have the brick
mm how would you then charge it ever?
o.k starting the room now
Just ralized I have a power bank
@gleaming epoch you open a room?
yup
then we join that
At least you still have your stylus lmao😭😭😭😭
i think @fair arrow want to join
Splatoon tip: don't open the friend list app or your Wii U will freeze
how many are playing rn
How many people are in your private rn @gleaming epoch
Justin you don't even appear on my friend list anymore lol
Can I friend you?
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ye
Gg
okay dc
@gleaming epoch do you reopen the room?
nah, my wii is frozen 
okay then failinbro and i play this round alone
Ok
I'm restarting my Wii U cuz it's acting a bit weird?
smae
Gg
gg
Gg
alright I finally got it working again lmao
Gg
do you want join the next game?
ye
I'm waiting to join someone 😄
gg
Gg
you can join me @gleaming epoch
ok, joining
you can join me
aight, it's uhhhh
it's grey
You don't appear in my friend list anymore, for some reason...
oh
wait
you are still in mine
try relaunch friend list
Gg
@radiant moth refresh list
@lucid patio can we join your room or do you join our room?
Sent!
GG
Are public matches really broken, like unusable?
Yes
If so, is it because of player count, or our implementation
it's because of splatfest
Gg
Okay
timer is funni
friends are also lagging
it seems to have broken the matchmaking system
games in general for me are lagging :/
@arctic latch why you are still using winxp?
on nintendo network too?
splatoon doesnt think i have any friends
@cerulean anvil im gonna go
oh
i was bored so i looked up a quiz on what splatoon weapon main i am (as of now im a roller main) and when i wanted to close the website i got this 'intresting' quiz
That's the most American thing I've ever seen
one last game for falinbor
anyone doing pbs
me
I'm in!
huh so i was right about me being a roller main
even if you try to get a full team it will disconnect you after a bit
and if the timer actually unfreezes people would have already gave up
fuck it im saying it
i think team rainy day just wanted the first few wins and stopped playing
after this 1v1 ill add people
but im on cemu so it'll take a while
im not lmao, its reskinned windows 10 XD
gg
Gg
Gg
new game?
join me peoples
Bye gonna go
i add you as friend
bye
Byee!
im on cemu so ill give ppl a minute before i try restarting
yeah
Ok
am im in your friends list right now?
I think you're not...
sent you a friend request
I'm hosting
alr lemme add you guys efdfadfasdf
i cant see your game @radiant moth
but maybe i can join over qlt
@lucid patio in your game
Hold up I went to the friend list app and it froze my Wii U 😦
np ill wait for 5 mins
Restarted and hosting
restarting saloon
rebooting salon
@lucid patio are you acceptet my friend request
Hey I'm hosting
guys
True
is @lucid patio in your game?
we dont have so much players
Nope
My friend list froze AGAIN.
uff
Who for play
We're doing private battles
i give up lol
Oh
Well, at least trying to lol
why ?
Ok, friend me
David i join you
David-Anima
I have you in friends
Oh true lol
man there are like 5 people in public q rn
You create ?
@cerulean anvil send friend request again, it has deleted
5 peopel
thats huge maybe when we join its full.
David i wait
sendet you the friend request again
maybe its because im using the free servers but i cannot find a game at all lmao
uhh I was going to accept but it disappeared
I wait
then just start the game im in friend with chala so i can join over chala
Ok
Started
starting splatton now
Sure!
Justin im in
I don't remember having him added...
Oh ok
@inland gulch join me
k
Start?
wait
We are 4
Wait
Ok
pb??
@gleaming epoch we can merge both rooms
Yea
do we start?
blinks
alr
Ok so start
No
o.k start
Gl
Gl!
gl
Gg
gg
@arctic latch maybe try to join when this round is finished
Gg
that was fast
True lol
Gg
@arctic latch want to join , lets wait
I'll wait for that guy
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maybe restart the wiiu will help
Do I remake?
Yep
You are offline
must restart cemu
restarting
David create pls
Yes restart
@cerulean anvil @inland gulch @median torrent its remake so go wait
Slimb too
splatoon frezes my beloved
my game is on news
Yup!
@radiant moth is the room running?
GO JOIN DAVID
Yeah
are you in @radiant moth GAMEß
sounds like it's a bit of a struggle for some of the others
host?
restart cemu
Host is David anima
Me
Jingle why you leave
hi
ok
1 spot left
1 slot
im in
We're full
WE ARE 8