Splatoon

[muted jasper]

how much will this splatfest last

[tender token]

ok my pnid is WEEBBRUH

all caps

yeah

[rotund osprey]

sent

[tender token]

i accepted it

[muted jasper]

nooo I won't be able to play until monday

[tender token]

oh btw i havent got some of my shaders loaded in

who else needs to add me?

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[muted jasper]

guys add me to friends pls
pnid churlic

nnid churlic
alt nnid churl1c

[prisma maple]

i wonder if the switch can handle s3's plaza in 60fps

[tender token]

ok join i made a room

[tender token]

it can with flexlion

[muted jasper]

IM DYING

[rotund osprey]

friend service is not working

[prisma maple]

no frame drops?

[prisma maple]

thats lucky

[muted jasper]

i guess so

[tender token]

a bit

[prisma maple]

splatoon 3's gacha machine proves that the devs have no idea what they're doing

[muted jasper]

my third gold banner will be after 1586 rolls

[muted jasper]

exactly

[tender token]

i got my third one months ago

[prisma maple]

i just stopped playing s3 because try not to disconnect challenge

[zenith fractal]

challenge

[prisma maple]

its even worse during splatfests

[prisma maple]

should we do too many inkzookas in splatoon 1?

its ez to do

[main onyx]

How have the servers been this morning?

[heavy hazel]

is the fest doing bette

[prisma maple]

surprisingly no 0312s when i did a pb

[muted jasper]

hackers already have that

[main onyx]

Were you able to get into a match?

[tender token]

nope

splatfest broke or smth

[prisma maple]

i just did pbs

[tender token]

can i join

[muted jasper]

damn im not lucky

[prisma maple]

im not using present tense

[tender token]

oh

[prisma maple]

lets see how many people we have here

player count react with 🖐️

[muted jasper]

s3 doesn't feels that comfortable than s1 and s2

[zenith fractal]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why

[muted jasper]

s3 is much competitive

[zenith fractal]

is it going up

[prisma maple]

now we have enough to form a single team

[echo gulch]

Just made a new code to kick yourself

[zenith fractal]

festimatch

[muted jasper]

oh wait I can't play

[tender token]

so epic

[prisma maple]

so it just sets the timer to 0

[echo gulch]

yeah

[prisma maple]

me omw to leak the client and host timer:

[echo gulch]

i was bored and wanted to port some cemu stuff to Wii U

[muted jasper]

hands on table now

[echo gulch]

People could abuse it sis

That's why i won't share

lol

[prisma maple]

imma make a too many inkzookas mod because why not

inkzooka will be like 50p

[rotund osprey]

10p

👍

[echo gulch]

I can't add on my main

[zenith fractal]

lol

[echo gulch]

so add my new account

oomitestaccount

[muted jasper]

slay

[zenith fractal]

too many trizookas was so bad

[tender token]

i didnt even get to do it

[zenith fractal]

i played 7 matches and only won 1 of them

splatoon 3 matchmaking

[prisma maple]

why play too many trizookas when you will be able to play too many inkzookas

[echo gulch]

Memory searching on JGecko U

[zenith fractal]

the game hates me

[prisma maple]

ngl too many inkzookas would be so much more fun

trizooka is boring af

[tender token]

spitting facts

[muted jasper]

foggy notion is boring

[zenith fractal]

fr

[muted jasper]

it's like salmon run but in anarchy battles

[zenith fractal]

most challenges are just reused stuff

the 1st challenge was just turf

todays challenge is just all random salmon run rotation

and the next one is literally just splat zones again

[prisma maple]

nintendo found infinite money trick

[zenith fractal]

ikr

people pay nso for that

[tender token]

nso should just be free like the nintendo network

[main onyx]

I got into a lobby with 2 other people

[tender token]

i gotta find my xl

[tender token]

noice job theres a 0% chance that the other team will join

[muted jasper]

i think if nso never existed cloud save didn't existed either

[main onyx]

The room expired 😭

[echo gulch]

I'm trying to host for timer reasons

Whoever is on rainy day please don't try to play since there's nobody

I'm not a smartass but i'm also not a dumbass

[main onyx]

ooo 2 people joined me

1 more and I'll have a night team

[echo gulch]

Found the address for the timer host

[prisma maple]

ez its just synced with client timer when you are host

[main onyx]

Aaaand the room expired

[echo gulch]

I also found a way to find wiiu address with cemu but it isn't ideal

[prisma maple]

is Shachikoho the name for inkzooka or Tornado?

[echo gulch]

It's the rainmaker

[tender token]

rainmaker

[prisma maple]

so tornado is inkzooka?

[echo gulch]

Probably

iirc

[zenith fractal]

10/10 naming nintendo

[prisma maple]

i dont wanna open layout.pack thats why im asking

[echo gulch]

Wait why

I forgot

[prisma maple]

layout.pack is a nightmare

it has copy pasted sound files everywhere

[tender token]

weird it says ??? for e

me*

[main onyx]

Try BOTW

Heh

[echo gulch]

who is in a lobby on rainy day????

no

i'm not sharing it

People could abuse it

I could share it to trusted people only

[graceful quartz]

Does the Splatfest work now?

[bitter egret]

@thick rampart Is there any gamemode where this error doesn't happen at all? I'm trying to understand the server's code.

[main onyx]

I haven't been able to get into a match...

I've queued with people though

[graceful quartz]

Damnnnnn

[main onyx]

Don't let it deter you

[tender token]

would be wayyyy easier if mirror matches was a thing in s1

[zenith fractal]

you dont have the head files

did you dump miimaker

[main onyx]

Have you been able to find a full team?

[tender token]

yeah

[main onyx]

Oh dang

[tender token]

but then it takes forever to find someone on the oppisite team

[muted jasper]

guys if lobby will be full there is biiig chance that the game will freeze

[graceful quartz]

Me 2, but no members of team rainy day

[zenith fractal]

f

[tender token]

teehee

the head is rendered

for me

[covert briar]

Hi

[outer nacelle]

Does anyone want to play splatfest ranked battles?

[covert briar]

There’s only splatfest battles

[tender token]

alr

[covert briar]

And if it’s private he’ll no

[tender token]

well splatfest servers dont work rn soo

[outer nacelle]

Wait they don't?

[graceful quartz]

[covert briar]

They do

Just there’s a chance they merge

2/4

[viral flame]

Gm.

[echo gulch]

OBS was a bitch

ofc

brb

[tender token]

were did u get the seaweed hats

or whatever its called

[echo gulch]

Hidden Gear

[tender token]

oh

[viral flame]

It comes

[covert briar]

Is splatfest working

[echo gulch]

Timer Changer on Wii U :p

[covert briar]

I have ppl in my lobby

[vivid portal]

can i join?

[graceful quartz]

Wait

Rlly?

[covert briar]

If you’re rainy day it’s public

Then when 2 are full they merge

Timeout

That’s not how it works both have to be full then they merge

[echo gulch]

Again, people could abuse it, so no

[covert briar]

Fest broke yesterday because there were too many rainy nights

[covert briar]

yesterday war flashbacks

[graceful quartz]

Please wait for me

[echo gulch]

The fact so much rainy nights but rainy day won 99% of the matches

[covert briar]

And barely any rainy day miiverse posts

[zenith fractal]

pheeneeeeeeee

[viral flame]

heyyy hiii hellooo

[covert briar]

Are we gonna play orrr

[echo gulch]

I'm trying to make another code

[covert briar]

What

[rotund osprey]

its because there were like 2 matches lol

[covert briar]

I just wanna play public

[echo gulch]

I did more than 5 lol

[covert briar]

2/8

I mean 2/4

[graceful quartz]

Nice

[covert briar]

Can you join public

[rotund osprey]

obviously the number 2 was an exaggeration

[muted jasper]

i have few questions
first: will it be public?
second: if it will, will it be as other gamemode?

[graceful quartz]

No it wasn't

[covert briar]

There were like 2 matches an hour

[graceful quartz]

I have proof it's real

[covert briar]

3/4

One left for rainy night

[graceful quartz]

And 4 for day...

[prisma maple]

it will just reduce the points needed for inkzooka and will change all weapon specials to inkzooka

[muted jasper]

I'm rainy night but i can't play

[covert briar]

A day lobby haven’t been made yet

[tender token]

IM JOINING

IM IN

[muted jasper]

ohh

[graceful quartz]

YES

[covert briar]

WE FULL

[graceful quartz]

Crying

SOBBING

[covert briar]

We need a rainy day lobby

[main onyx]

You got into a battle???

[graceful quartz]

pleaseee

[tender token]

no just lobby

[covert briar]

We got a lobby

[main onyx]

Oh

[covert briar]

We need rainy day tho

[dusty shuttle]

guys splatfest isnt fixed..

[covert briar]

So their lobby can fill and merge

[tender token]

public

[graceful quartz]

Public

[viral flame]

Because you didn't join me

[inland gulch]

2/4 pub

[covert briar]

Public

[main onyx]

More people need to join

[zenith fractal]

you were prolly asleep anyway i only played on the 2nd one

[dusty shuttle]

We add a lot of people yesterday and we still had only 6 matches

[inland gulch]

sup

[upbeat wasp]

Ooh

[dusty shuttle]

throughout the entire day

[covert briar]

Bruh

[viral flame]

I would have gotten up for you babby...

[graceful quartz]

So many rainy nights

Yet no days

[covert briar]

😭 why don’t you guys make a lobby

[zenith fractal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570686290799099920/1054663446211342406/togif.gif

[inland gulch]

Hi

[tender token]

NOOO

[covert briar]

Are you guys trying to win by having winning matches and then refusing to play

[graceful quartz]

Too many trizookas was awful too many frame drops

Still fun

With squeezer

[inland gulch]

Dream❤️

btw I'm on like my 3rd or 4th alt account now, which is why I'm not level 50 lmao

[graceful quartz]

Heyyy :3

[upbeat wasp]

I got 2010 power for the new challenge

[inland gulch]

Can i join ?

[graceful quartz]

Yesssss

2/4

[inland gulch]

Rainy day are full ?

[covert briar]

I C A L L F O U L

[graceful quartz]

FULL LOBBY OMG

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-inspect-long-cat-inspect-cat-gif-26141801

[inland gulch]

I'm actually on my 2nd Wii U

Rainy day are full ?

[tender token]

Rainy day too scared

[covert briar]

BRO RAINY DAY MAKE A LOBBY

[tender token]

rainy night is

[graceful quartz]

Why can't we ping the team

[inland gulch]

Rainy day where are you

[tender token]

YES JOIN

[graceful quartz]

Damn

[inland gulch]

YES PLEASE DAVID

[graceful quartz]

Error

[covert briar]

@inland gulch @echo gulch

[tender token]

nooo wtf

[inland gulch]

He is solo in rainy day ?

[covert briar]

wth

[inland gulch]

searching again

[graceful quartz]

Matchmaked alone

[covert briar]

Can you guys make a public lobby

[graceful quartz]

oh

[covert briar]

We’re full

[tender token]

ok full lobby

[covert briar]

We need a rainy day lobby to merge with

[graceful quartz]

EVERYONE ON RAINY DAY PLSPLSPLS COME

[covert briar]

K tysm

[graceful quartz]

Niceee

[agile patrol]

im alone with david in a lobby

[tender token]

I GOT ERROR CODE

[graceful quartz]

WHW5

[bold stratus]

are the servers repaired?

lmfao

[graceful quartz]

Timer stopped..

I'm waiting for it

Finally

[tender token]

finally waht

[covert briar]

Maybe keep like one lobby for each team at a time

[covert briar]

Are you in

[graceful quartz]

Got the dc

[covert briar]

K

[graceful quartz]

Matchmaking

YES

[covert briar]

That happens very often even for normal

[shy star]

yes

[inland gulch]

YES DAVID

2 rainy day only ?

[graceful quartz]

I'm matchmaking...

[covert briar]

Yeah the full lobbies gotta merge

[tender token]

rainy night full?

[inland gulch]

2 rainy day only...

Too Bad

[graceful quartz]

Error code yayyyyyy

:(

[tender token]

DAVID JOIN

[graceful quartz]

I'm trying to matchmake...

[tender token]

im alone in night lobby

2/4

[graceful quartz]

ERROR CODE AGAIN AUGHHH

[tender token]

FULL LOBBY

[graceful quartz]

Servers hate me

WHAT NO

[inland gulch]

4 night

Oh

Oj join we

[bitter egret]

What error?

[inland gulch]

OH MEGGG

Oh yellow join we

[tender token]

4/4 229

[graceful quartz]

0006

[covert briar]

Restarting

[bitter egret]

At work.

[graceful quartz]

And 0512

[tender token]

error code 118-0006

[graceful quartz]

Poor servers..

[covert briar]

Keep calm and splat on

[graceful quartz]

Again an error

[main onyx]

What time of the day was that?

[covert briar]

Guys quick

[inland gulch]

I can join they rainy day ?

[tender token]

restart cemu

[bitter egret]

"118-XXXX" are client errors i think

[inland gulch]

I can join orrrr

Okay

...

[bitter egret]

Server errors are "106-XXXX"

[main onyx]

I think there should be an announcement/ping or something to remind people

[covert briar]

How much time do you guys have

[graceful quartz]

I'm not on cemu

[bold stratus]

"i think"

[covert briar]

Day

[tender token]

restart splatoon

[graceful quartz]

I'm restarting the game

Yes

[tender token]

searching for lobby

[bold stratus]

remember guys, one core for 12 servers 🔥🔥🔥

[tender token]

full lobby

[graceful quartz]

Dies of death

NOOO

[tender token]

we have a full lobby rn

[graceful quartz]

Damn

[bitter egret]

Ig they don't have much money..

[covert briar]

In

[bold stratus]

true....

[covert briar]

No one is in the lobby 😍💅

[graceful quartz]

Matchmaking

[inland gulch]

I can join

[covert briar]

They have to mega he

Merge

[tender token]

then join

[sweet fiber]

h

[covert briar]

Ofc

[inland gulch]

Yes thank

[bitter egret]

I really don't know how 106-0312 errors happen.

[inland gulch]

I join

[sweet fiber]

gm everyone

[covert briar]

Hi

[graceful quartz]

Searching for a battle to join...

[tender token]

gm we are in torture

[graceful quartz]

Hii

[inland gulch]

GM = good morning ?

[graceful quartz]

118-0512

[upbeat wasp]

Isn't it where the Wii U can't join the server

[graceful quartz]

Yess

[sweet fiber]

matchmaking isn't working still?

[inland gulch]

Olay

[wintry onyx]

looks like its not so different from yesterday :(

[tender token]

yes

[inland gulch]

In France its not morning

[bold stratus]

yes

[sweet fiber]

bruh

[inland gulch]

So good morning

[bitter egret]

That's when the servers give you an invalid GID (room ID basically).

[graceful quartz]

118-0006

[bitter egret]

But i don't understand why.

And how that happens.

[inland gulch]

Its full rainy day ?

[sweet fiber]

h

[obsidian pecan]

h

[sweet fiber]

anyone wanna pb?

[graceful quartz]

OMG MATCHMAKED ALONE

Thank u game

[covert briar]

I’m gonna call it IRIS

[tender token]

yes bc i quit

i quit

[sweet fiber]

epik just uhh

[wintry onyx]

sure

[covert briar]

Public

[sweet fiber]

lemme add you

[graceful quartz]

3/4 rainy night

[sweet fiber]

and get my xbox controller

[inland gulch]

@agile patrol hiii can you join for rainy day

[upbeat wasp]

Some data gets corrupted along the way?🤷‍♂️

[bold stratus]

im softlocked nice

[shy star]

yea

[agile patrol]

in a lobby with megg and ieatpaint right now

[bitter egret]

It almost feels like the room exists but it also doesn't.

[inland gulch]

Oka

[agile patrol]

hi

[inland gulch]

RAINY Day please go go

[upbeat wasp]

Ghost room

[graceful quartz]

Guys please join

[inland gulch]

Nice

the game won't let me play

Wait man 🙄

[graceful quartz]

1 MORE IN RAINY NIGHT SOMEONE

[inland gulch]

I start my game

[graceful quartz]

Despairing

[inland gulch]

Wait

[graceful quartz]

70

COME

Asap

[bitter egret]

But somehow they disappear when the host leaves, so they do exist...

[covert briar]

NOO

[upbeat wasp]

In the meantime, take one if you want

[bitter egret]

or else no one would be able to play.

because of one ghost room.

[graceful quartz]

40!!!!

Despairing

[covert briar]

I can’t make it oh no

[graceful quartz]

Someone left

TIMER RESET

Niceee

[upbeat wasp]

I got put into my own room and dc

[covert briar]

How much

[inland gulch]

Its me i have reset the timer because i join

[graceful quartz]

190

Now

[graceful quartz]

Slayyy

[inland gulch]

Its searching

[graceful quartz]

How many sec do u have guys

[sweet fiber]

ppl who want to pb, my pnid is Anxiemon

[inland gulch]

You have tell 30s so i have reset

[graceful quartz]

OH NO

Crying

Sobbing

[sweet fiber]

ded lobby

[graceful quartz]

OMG FULL LOBBY

[inland gulch]

1/4...

[graceful quartz]

Please try again

[inland gulch]

I love

[graceful quartz]

Damn

[inland gulch]

Why its full

[covert briar]

Full error

[upbeat wasp]

ooh hex code

[covert briar]

I’m in

[inland gulch]

3/4

170s

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[inland gulch]

A mirror match ?

4/4

[graceful quartz]

Our lobby is full, but the timer stopped..

Yayyyy

[covert briar]

Don’t join pls

[heavy hazel]

yall got into a round?

[echo gulch]

fr ong

[graceful quartz]

Error

[inland gulch]

Timer froze

[covert briar]

We’re full it’ll break server

[heavy hazel]

ill join im on r1ainy night tho

[inland gulch]

Bruh timer frozen

[sweet fiber]

wait how

[inland gulch]

THEY RAINY DAY PLEASE

[sweet fiber]

I'ma host the room

[inland gulch]

YES PLEASE

David join rainy day

[graceful quartz]

Pleaseeee

[inland gulch]

4/4

But timer frozen

[tender token]

im alone

[covert briar]

I’m stuck on searching

[inland gulch]

Me too

[graceful quartz]

That means error

[inland gulch]

NO PLEASE OJ

[sweet fiber]

yo when will wii sports club work

[graceful quartz]

Sf servers are so dead

[covert briar]

1/4

[inland gulch]

OJ OJ PLEASE

[sweet fiber]

well uh

[inland gulch]

Help rainy day

[covert briar]

This is our fault tbh

[sweet fiber]

I'ma just

[bitter egret]

What errors happen when the timer freezes?

118-0551?

[inland gulch]

Its searching

[sweet fiber]

try to matchmake

[outer nacelle]

Hey people wait I want to join

[inland gulch]

Not error

Just kick

[covert briar]

WE LITERALKY ALMOST GAVE JON ENOUGH MONEG FOR A JOB AND THEN STOPPED DONATING

[inland gulch]

For me

[covert briar]

NOW WE BARELY GET ANY GOOd servers

[inland gulch]

Help the rainy day

im in infinite searching

0521

Me too

2/4

[graceful quartz]

Got matchmaked alone

Oh heyyy

[inland gulch]

Dream❤️❤️

[graceful quartz]

Chalaaaaaa

[inland gulch]

PLEASE THEY RAINY DAY

3/4

[graceful quartz]

Someone on rainy day pleaseeee

[inland gulch]

Rainy day please

[sweet fiber]

h

[graceful quartz]

FULL LOBBY

[wintry onyx]

0006 🥰

[inland gulch]

Megg ben David oj....

[agile patrol]

alone in a lobby rn

[sweet fiber]

I'm trying to matchmake rn

[inland gulch]

Timer frozen ❤️

[graceful quartz]

Dies of death

[inland gulch]

SPEED DAVID

0551

[outer nacelle]

Wait for me to

[inland gulch]

Please oj

[covert briar]

BRO WE NEED BETTER SERVERS

[sweet fiber]

hiya zub

[prisma maple]

the copium is real

[wintry onyx]

hi

[covert briar]

THERE ARE TOO MUCH RAINY NIGHTS

[wintry onyx]

4/4 timer death soon

[covert briar]

ITS CRIPPLING THE SERVER

[sweet fiber]

SOMEBODY ON RAINY DAY JOIN MY LOBBY-

[inland gulch]

Rainy dayyy

[inland gulch]

Oh no

[sweet fiber]

and the timer froze

[prisma maple]

2/4

[sweet fiber]

perfect

[covert briar]

WE NEED 4 AND WE HAVE TOO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

[upbeat wasp]

tocksic miste

[graceful quartz]

An error has occurred thank u game

[bitter egret]

pretty sure the server has something to do with the 118-0551s when the timer freezes.

[sweet fiber]

got dc'ed, yayyyyyyyyy

[bitter egret]

What error?

[inland gulch]

Pfp enjoyer

1/4

[sweet fiber]

didn't look at it lol

[inland gulch]

Enjoyer how many rainy day ?

[prisma maple]

2

[graceful quartz]

It just says an error code has occurred

[inland gulch]

You love this ?....

[graceful quartz]

Alone

[rotund osprey]

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[prisma maple]

player count react with 🖐️ if you are on team rainy day

[median torrent]

me waiting for the splatfest to end because its matchmaking system is shit

[inland gulch]

You love this ??

[graceful quartz]

3/4

[upbeat wasp]

jk its disruptor

[sweet fiber]

if there was an option to join a friend's match, it's perfect

[prisma maple]

2 players

[inland gulch]

1/4

[prisma maple]

now 3

[graceful quartz]

Damn

[inland gulch]

@agile patrol please

[sweet fiber]

hi zub, hi octo

[inland gulch]

Megg

[wintry onyx]

hi

[inland gulch]

Or oj

[outer nacelle]

Why is our time froze?

[sweet fiber]

who's spacestar

[graceful quartz]

FULL LOBBY OMG

[sweet fiber]

dunno

[inland gulch]

1/4...

[graceful quartz]

But the timer froze again

[sweet fiber]

bruh

[wintry onyx]

3 2 1 dc

[prisma maple]

can someone please do me a favor and switch to team rainy day

[inland gulch]

Can you join rainy day 🙏

[median torrent]

what i see in my nightmares

[sweet fiber]

118-0551, yay

[graceful quartz]

It's a 10/10

But his timer freezes

[outer nacelle]

Why!!!! People I know this splatfest was a bad idea!

[sweet fiber]

118-0551

[inland gulch]

I cant enjoyer

!

[prisma maple]

wake up guys we need someone to switch to rainy day otherwise no matches

[inland gulch]

I cant...

[sweet fiber]

hi anoth

yey full lobby

well uh

[inland gulch]

Oh gg

1/4

[sweet fiber]

full rainy night

[inland gulch]

💀

[tender token]

should i edit my save to mAKE it rainy day?

[inland gulch]

I think i go install cemu

[timber dirge]

booting

[sweet fiber]

FUCK YOU, MATCHMAKING PROTOCOL-

[prisma maple]

rainy day 4/4

[median torrent]

im with chala

[inland gulch]

Wow pdp de megg

[graceful quartz]

I'm matchmaking

[inland gulch]

1/4 200s

2/4

[sweet fiber]

FUCK YOU, MATCHMAKING PROTOCOL-

[upbeat wasp]

How come I’m not getting a splatfest‼️‼️‼️

[graceful quartz]

Hahahahahahaha dies internally

[median torrent]

lucky :(

[inland gulch]

Its splatoon 3

[graceful quartz]

Oh

[inland gulch]

3/4

[prisma maple]

how to waste your money:

[inland gulch]

WHY YOU HAVE LEAVE SPRIT

[upbeat wasp]

frrrrrrrrr

[graceful quartz]

DAMN NO IDEA BUT IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER I SWEAR

[inland gulch]

3/4

1 more

[median torrent]

it gave me an error :'(

[inland gulch]

Rainy night

[sweet fiber]

60

[outer nacelle]

People come on we need a team rainy day

[sweet fiber]

1 minute left

[inland gulch]

I join

[upbeat wasp]

Honestly tho it was a bday present soooo

[sweet fiber]

FUCK YOU, MATCHMAKING PROTOCOL-

[graceful quartz]

Hahahahahahaha

[agile patrol]

forever stuck in that frozen timer lobby

[inland gulch]

Wait we Charlie and ..

[covert briar]

2/4

3/4

[bitter egret]

What error?

[median torrent]

3/4

[tender token]

2/4

[median torrent]

4/4

[graceful quartz]

SLAY

[prisma maple]

3/4

[inland gulch]

Obama its you zubby ?

[covert briar]

WE ARE FULL

[low atlas]

mommy

i mean

hi

[agile patrol]

rebooting my wii u

[wintry onyx]

connection has been lost

[covert briar]

NO MORE NIGHTS JOINING OR ELSE SERVERS WILL BREAK

[graceful quartz]

Yayy

[sweet fiber]

dead lobby

[inland gulch]

3/4

230s

Rainy night

4/4

[graceful quartz]

The connection has been lost

[inland gulch]

Timer frozen....

[dusty shuttle]

Guys

do pbs

It wont work you need insane luck and it isnt stable at all

[prisma maple]

@zenith fractal join now

[covert briar]

2/4

[inland gulch]

Please please

[dusty shuttle]

trust me its dumb to try again and again

[covert briar]

FULL

[inland gulch]

0551

[sweet fiber]

full rainy night

[covert briar]

DONT JOIN AGAIN

[sweet fiber]

yey

[tender token]

ok add me

[dusty shuttle]

am not hosting

[covert briar]

IF YOURE NOT IN THW FULL LOBBY DO NOT JOIN THE LOBBY

[sweet fiber]

RAINY DAY

[zenith fractal]

where

[covert briar]

IT WILL BRWAK

[heavy hazel]

ok but like we want to play a splatfest.. so

[tender token]

whos hosting

[dusty shuttle]

idk

[prisma maple]

rainy day

[zenith fractal]

k

[sweet fiber]

118-0551

[dusty shuttle]

Yeah but its broken

you need to wait for a fix

or smth

[prisma maple]

yes

[zenith fractal]

booting

[covert briar]

It’s a bad server being overwhelmed by tens of rainy nights

[graceful quartz]

Did ur timer froze?

[sweet fiber]

I love this matchmaking protocol 🥹

[dusty shuttle]

its not even the fact that its overwhelmed its the fact that it has 1 core

[tender token]

we need 1 at a time

1 server at a time

[sweet fiber]

I'm alone 😦

[upbeat wasp]

I could probably host a server on my pc and it would run better and my pc is garbage

[inland gulch]

0521

[dusty shuttle]

yeah it could

[graceful quartz]

I'm in a lobby

2/4

[inland gulch]

Wait me

[zenith fractal]

if enjoyer left then why did i boot splatoon

pleh

im going back to maya

[inland gulch]

0006

[prisma maple]

dont listen to propaganda i was just rejoining

[inland gulch]

118-0521

[upbeat wasp]

Wouldn't it be cheaper long term to just make your own server

[inland gulch]

1/4

[sweet fiber]

ads..?

[graceful quartz]

Full lobby

[inland gulch]

2/4

[graceful quartz]

But error code 0551

[inland gulch]

3/4

[covert briar]

Yeah

[inland gulch]

Oh 3gor

[upbeat wasp]

Heyo

[covert briar]

Both

[inland gulch]

Rainy night too

4/4

[upbeat wasp]

timer froze

[inland gulch]

Froze timer

👍

[dusty shuttle]

someone with the pink role said they could

[sweet fiber]

bruh protocol, just let me play 1 splatfest match-

[dusty shuttle]

i dont remember their name

[graceful quartz]

Chris?

[upbeat wasp]

0551

[graceful quartz]

*ceris

[inland gulch]

@limpid tinsel

[dusty shuttle]

yeah

[zenith fractal]

somone just ping me when i need to join

[sweet fiber]

bruh don't ping them

STOP PINGINT HTEM-

[graceful quartz]

Damn I'm trying one more time and then I'll to pbs

[inland gulch]

Just for this

[gentle swan]

Onyone PB?

[prisma maple]

lets do a pb

[tender token]

Guys lets do PB

[dusty shuttle]

lets pb pls

[inland gulch]

Oh

[inland gulch]

yes

Okay..

[prisma maple]

add my pnid "throwaway915" if you wanna pb

[inland gulch]

Go in on

Pb

[gentle swan]

Say PNID....

[agile patrol]

well then im going back to botw

[prisma maple]

no most people dont have the mod

[dusty shuttle]

ok

[inland gulch]

AND DONT HACK

Thank

[rotund osprey]

splatoon 2 maps are cool tho

[prisma maple]

splatoon 2 sucks

[rotund osprey]

true

[heavy hazel]

no

[viral flame]

Wii U has arrived

[rotund osprey]

but the reef

[inland gulch]

I restart my game

[tender token]

added

[dusty shuttle]

added

[wintry onyx]

k

[timber dirge]

omfg yes

[dusty shuttle]

why are there two languages on your screen

[prisma maple]

ok i accepted both

anyone else sending request?

[wintry onyx]

i am

[rotund osprey]

im trying

[timber dirge]

trying

[wintry onyx]

my wii u crashed

[dusty shuttle]

sorry never had a wii u I was poor back then

[inland gulch]

French ❤️

[rotund osprey]

friend app is being weird

[gentle swan]

accept

[dusty shuttle]

Yeah but now I have a good computer

[timber dirge]

added

[dusty shuttle]

my RTX 3060 is carrying me

[viral flame]

I haven't chosen a language yet

[inland gulch]

I restart my game

[tender token]

i got a wii u pc

[prisma maple]

ok hold on

[zenith fractal]

you made me open splatoon for no reason then

[dusty shuttle]

what

[timber dirge]

friend service is having her daily breakdown 🥰

[prisma maple]

fest just doesnt work

[tender token]

amd ryzen 5600G

[viral flame]

I haven't been through Wii U setup in ages

This is oddly nostalgic

[prisma maple]

friends list is actually annoying me

[graceful quartz]

Now I'm stuck in a lobby with 3/4

[rotund osprey]

sent @prisma maple

[wintry onyx]

please wait... softlock 💖

[prisma maple]

send me a request

nvm message deleted

[gentle swan]

Join me pls

[timber dirge]

ok it sent normally

[inland gulch]

Enjoyer im ready

[prisma maple]

im gonna host

please wait

[gentle swan]

I cant join, bc my cemu is broekn

[plush zealot]

accedenty respond to someone
but im still in for a pb

[inland gulch]

Yes sorry sorry i wait

[wintry onyx]

sent

[prisma maple]

ok

opening friends list for 1 last time

[viral flame]

Time to read some fine literature

[dusty shuttle]

STOP!

[graceful quartz]

What

[plush zealot]

I sended a request

[dusty shuttle]

racism ????

[prisma maple]

every pretendo user (they are all under 18):

[dusty shuttle]

Michael jackson :

[viral flame]

Yeah I had a black system originally

[prisma maple]

jokes on them i never had to agree to the eula because im on cemu

[dusty shuttle]

This is so wrong

[tender token]

the black one has better space

[zenith fractal]

cemu be like

[thorn storm]

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[plush zealot]

anyone pb?

[viral flame]

Yes

[dusty shuttle]

wtf are you doing on this screen if you have cemu

[inland gulch]

My WiiU crash

[graceful quartz]

Lobby closed yayy

[prisma maple]

i accepted everyone

im opening my game to host pb

[zenith fractal]

its a joke cause old cemu can run the wii u menu

[dusty shuttle]

but isnt it useless

[zenith fractal]

and everytime i start it i get greeted by it

[viral flame]

It will die

[zenith fractal]

yes it is

[dusty shuttle]

like it crashes everytime you run something

[prisma maple]

player recount react with 🖐️ if you are gonna join pb

[dusty shuttle]

uh

[prisma maple]

holy shit

[dusty shuttle]

uh oh

[graceful quartz]

???

[prisma maple]

uh oh

[rotund osprey]

oh

[dusty shuttle]

12 people

[zenith fractal]

wow

[wintry onyx]

oh no

[sweet fiber]

i'M JOINING

[inland gulch]

OH NO

[tender token]

lul

lul

[prisma maple]

whoever joins first gets to play

[graceful quartz]

Nuh uh

[tender token]

lul

[dusty shuttle]

Im joining

[inland gulch]

Okay so i dont join

[prisma maple]

no wait the pb isnt up

im opening

[cosmic cedar]

Guys

[inland gulch]

I dont join enjoyer so

[rotund osprey]

good luck everyone

[cosmic cedar]

Anyone can help me who is a tester 😭

[viral flame]

I wonder what firmware this console is on

[plush zealot]

maby we make a second lobby?

[graceful quartz]

Thxx

[inland gulch]

Enjoyer please wait me

[prisma maple]

no theres no way everyone will join successfully

[inland gulch]

My WiiU have crash

[prisma maple]

i think the servers will overload because of the amount of people playing and i will lose friends connection

[inland gulch]

Can you wait me please...

[prisma maple]

guys pb is up join

[inland gulch]

...

[sweet fiber]

kay

can I join?

[thorn storm]

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[inland gulch]

Ok so im not in 😭

[dusty shuttle]

is it open ?

[prisma maple]

if you added me yes

yes it is

[graceful quartz]

What

[dusty shuttle]

coming

[graceful quartz]

I don't see it

[inland gulch]

..

[inland gulch]

Oh

[prisma maple]

oh well

[sweet fiber]

I'ma try to join through somebody

[prisma maple]

no

[sweet fiber]

cemu?

[prisma maple]

if you are on cemu you have to restart

[thorn storm]

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[wintry onyx]

in

[prisma maple]

everyone on cemu has to restart if the pb doesnt show up

[sweet fiber]

kay lemme join

[dusty shuttle]

im in

[graceful quartz]

And on Wii u?

[inland gulch]

ITS OPEN WAIT

[viral flame]

owo from the dollar store

[inland gulch]

ITS OPEN WAIT

[wintry onyx]

0006 😍

[inland gulch]

YES IM IN omg

LETQ GOOOOO

[dusty shuttle]

12 reactions 5 people

[graceful quartz]

Crying

Sobbing

[prisma maple]

waiting people to join

[inland gulch]

Yessss im in

Siuuuu

[sweet fiber]

btw I'ma join through zubby

[graceful quartz]

I'm coming waittt

[dusty shuttle]

rip

oh

[prisma maple]

7/8

[tender token]

IM IN

[inland gulch]

Enjoyer its random team please ?

[tender token]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[dusty shuttle]

1 slot

[inland gulch]

7/8

[prisma maple]

zubby is in hurry up

[dusty shuttle]

1 last slot

[wintry onyx]

one more slot

[inland gulch]

1 more

[graceful quartz]

Damn

[sweet fiber]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SPLATOON IS LOADING

[dusty shuttle]

Whos gonna take the slot

[sweet fiber]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[inland gulch]

Enjoyer please its random team or ?

[sweet fiber]

me

[sweet fiber]

I am

[prisma maple]

1 more slot open for pb

[wintry onyx]

who will win the grand prize

[sweet fiber]

I'M GONNA JOIN 1 SEC

[inland gulch]

8/8

Gg lucky

[dusty shuttle]

LUCKY DUCK JOINED

IDK WHO THIS IS

[dire coyote]

hello

[sweet fiber]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE SPLATOON

[graceful quartz]

I WANTED TO JOIN

[sweet fiber]

I'ma restart my pc 1 sec

[sweet fiber]

same

[viral flame]

Fan is dying and hynix nand

[dire coyote]

oh- sorry

[graceful quartz]

Damnnnn

Broken af

[dire coyote]

i didn’t knew it was full, i joined chala

[wintry onyx]

i mean theres 12 people who want to join

[prisma maple]

full lobby time

[inland gulch]

GL !!

[graceful quartz]

Crying sobbing

[dusty shuttle]

it wasnt wdym

[inland gulch]

Oh The weapons

[viral flame]

5.5.5u 🥺

[dusty shuttle]

loading

[inland gulch]

OH ENJOYER WITH THIS WEAPONS

Help me

[tender token]

comm error

[dusty shuttle]

2 dc

[viral flame]

Real

[inland gulch]

Oh

2 dc

[viral flame]

This system will be permanently airgapped

[prisma maple]

bro 2 people dcd

who forgot to enable nohash?

[graceful quartz]

106-0312

[dusty shuttle]

Bro

[prisma maple]

ffs

let me see who dcd

[dusty shuttle]

2 people dc'd we're 2 on a team lmao

[strong snow]

Is regular battle populated right now?

[prisma maple]

who is charlie and ac2squid

[viral flame]

This home menu is so barren

[tender token]

charlie is me

[graceful quartz]

No f way the game doesn't let me join because the lobby was full

[prisma maple]

are you using mods

[dire coyote]

that was fast

[dusty shuttle]

The servers are lagged so regular does not work we are doing pbs

[inland gulch]

@sweet fiber MAN YOU CAN JOIN

[dusty shuttle]

yea

[prisma maple]

2 people dcd

[graceful quartz]

Yep

[dusty shuttle]

2 slots

[zenith fractal]

bro doesnt even have amiibo touch and play

[inland gulch]

Greetings join

[dusty shuttle]

2 slots left

[prisma maple]

waiting for people to join

[tender token]

im using rival

[inland gulch]

GO JOIN

[prisma maple]

are you using any other mod

[inland gulch]

Anxiemon

[prisma maple]

tell me if you get errors while joining

[viral flame]

I need to harass my friend to lend me his power adapter so I can system transfer

[inland gulch]

Go join

[graceful quartz]

THE GAME DOESN'T LET ME JOIN BECAUSE I DISCONNECTED because the lobby was full

[inland gulch]

Yes dream come

[tender token]

hidden gear

[graceful quartz]

No u can