Splatoon

[sweet fiber]

uck

:trollface:

it's a joke bastard

[rotund osprey]

no its totally real my uncle works for javii

mods

[low atlas]

gg

[timber dirge]

clam blitz in s1 when

[shy star]

gg

[timber dirge]

gg

[sweet fiber]

NO

[echo gulch]

poop

[low atlas]

gamblitz does that :troll

[sweet fiber]

NO]

[timber dirge]

😍😍😍

[echo gulch]

samon is lagging

or am i crazy

[timber dirge]

guys should i mod my switch

[rotund osprey]

clam blitz is great

[echo gulch]

like lag from playing

not from internet

[low atlas]

if u want

but emus are cool

[timber dirge]

theres a bit of delay

[echo gulch]

the shooting takes more time when they shoot

@shy star are you using 30fps patch?

[timber dirge]

yh

[low atlas]

i just remembered the gamblitz tournament starts in 3 days

[shy star]

no

[low atlas]

and only 1 team and 3 free agents are registered

fun

[echo gulch]

do you have low fps tho?

[modest ibex]

eh i could join

[zenith fractal]

lmao i would join but i think my version isnt compatible

[low atlas]

splatoon 3 stole gamblitz players 😠

[echo gulch]

i see you shooting late

[low atlas]

pls

[echo gulch]

fr

[sweet fiber]

yo can I join

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[shy star]

not all the time

[zenith fractal]

did you see the tweet about splatoon 3 big run players

[thick rampart]

you guys still playing?

[thick rampart]

i need to add you

[sweet fiber]

yo why does font graphic packs always crash cemu?

:konfusion:

[rotund osprey]

nice

[echo gulch]

MY LAG???

[low atlas]

why u floating!!

[timber dirge]

the end was a bit delayed 😍

[timber dirge]

HZLP

[echo gulch]

I need to have a better pc

lol

[low atlas]

lmfao

[zenith fractal]

AT TTHE NEWS

AGAIN

[timber dirge]

oh my god

[unique cradle]

Can I join?

[timber dirge]

me when i try to emulate s2

[echo gulch]

I LAGGED OUT OF NOWHERE

LOL

[zenith fractal]

omfg

i crashed

[echo gulch]

Me with splatoon 3

[timber dirge]

HELP

[low atlas]

splatoon 3 opengl......

[timber dirge]

THE WAY MY KRAKEN KILLED U FROM SO FAR

[echo gulch]

vulkan + flexlion with 30fps lock core

🥰

[sweet fiber]

how do you do that????

my amd cpu seems to glitch when using vulkan in splatty 3 ;-;

[echo gulch]

GG

[low atlas]

gg

[timber dirge]

gg

[shy star]

gg

[low atlas]

wtf!!!!

[echo gulch]

points are uh amazing

[low atlas]

fr

[timber dirge]

wow 😍

[low atlas]

idk why they die on custom maps

[thick rampart]

yeah calculations on custom maps are weird

i still wonder why..

[zenith fractal]

mr gamblitz dont use inkstrike on goby arena

it wont kill anyone lol

[echo gulch]

I'm gamballz

[timber dirge]

?Kawa01

what

[low atlas]

real

[timber dirge]

the flip

[low atlas]

snapper canal

[timber dirge]

oh

[echo gulch]

the icon and the name isn't done yet i see

[timber dirge]

THE CAMERA LMFAOOA

[low atlas]

you can see that i got lazier every map i made 🔥

[sweet fiber]

yo

[timber dirge]

the mapomg

[sweet fiber]

dualshock 4 font thingy doesn't work

or any modded ver. of it

lol

[velvet dagger]

gonna join ina min

[echo gulch]

GG

[timber dirge]

gg

[echo gulch]

can notice that

[low atlas]

welp i gtg

[shy star]

damn these maps r big

[low atlas]

gn

[timber dirge]

gn x

[shy star]

alr

[sweet fiber]

yo does anyone have a xbox prompt graphic pack?

[timber dirge]

was so fun def doing that again

[zenith fractal]

i wasted 1 hour or more trying to connect

and the lobby died on me

wow

i shouldnt play during NA hours anymore

[echo gulch]

not me

[shy star]

im still here

[rotund osprey]

accept my friend request?

[unique cradle]

lol

[viral flame]

Expected Delivery by
Saturday
17 June 2023 by
9:00pm

Wahoo

[rotund osprey]

huh

[viral flame]

Wii U

[rotund osprey]

sick

[inland gulch]

Gg

[viral flame]

But it's 6pm

[brisk nexus]

Time zones

[inland gulch]

Wait when is it est?

[viral flame]

I wouldn't believe it.

[brisk nexus]

I donno

[inland gulch]

Dang

[cunning fractal]

how do i play with you guys? you're using custom maps right?

[thick rampart]

boy i recived 3 friend requests while i was playing splatoon with yall

wtf

anyone still playing the maps?

[cunning fractal]

my thing is ObjectPlanet

[shy star]

sure

[inland gulch]

Is there a mod to mute the music in splatoon wii u?

[brisk nexus]

Start and stop squid beats

[echo gulch]

yes

[inland gulch]

Also 10 seconds

[cunning fractal]

will someone add me so i can join?

[inland gulch]

Yo we need 1 more player

[cunning fractal]

are you guys just in turf war

[brisk nexus]

Yea

[inland gulch]

6/8 guys join

[brisk nexus]

But I’m stuck searching for a lobby

[eternal niche]

we need one more still!

[brisk nexus]

I’m still stuck on the searching for battle screen

[trim barn]

5/8

[thick rampart]

oh my god im still on standby

even after 1 game

[tepid canopy]

wait yall playin pretendo rn?

let me hop on

[inland gulch]

which mode do people play?

[thick rampart]

and host dced

[fickle fern]

help ; (

[thick rampart]

sadge

[rotund osprey]

turf usually

[inland gulch]

I had this issue. I used the mlc folder from Pretendo and the otp and seeprom from my actual Wii U to fix it

[fickle fern]

thanks

[tepid canopy]

we need 3 more people :C

[inland gulch]

Im joining

[viral flame]

do not fret for i am logging in

[tepid canopy]

welp lobby ended:C

[inland gulch]

im in almost full lobby

[viral flame]

searching

i'm in a lobby 5/8

[inland gulch]

lol

[viral flame]

i can disconnect tho

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[viral flame]

lol now i'm in another lobby 3/8

[inland gulch]

what happened to oj 1?

[viral flame]

yooo hi @zenith fractal

[zenith fractal]

:)

greetings

i managed to connect finally

[viral flame]

7/8

[zenith fractal]

truth be told i took a break

[inland gulch]

6/8 😔

[viral flame]

im seeing how long i can play until my wii u gives me a headache

[main onyx]

Sometimes I get internet errors

[viral flame]

8/8

[zenith fractal]

nice

[main onyx]

Is matchmaking always like this? I'm curious

[tepid canopy]

yes

[main onyx]

Ah ok

That's too bad, the old Nintendo Network used to be extremely active

[viral flame]

i still have aerospray on from when i was hacking earlir

[tepid canopy]

we need 2 more

[main onyx]

I wonder if Nintendo is delaying the patch so people don't come back

[main onyx]

200 seconds

[inland gulch]

right? I remember always getting games even a year or 2 ago

[main onyx]

I was playing right up until they shut down the servers

But I recently set up Pretendo

[zenith fractal]

what a sweat lobby ngl

[viral flame]

i swept once

i hate aerospray

[main onyx]

70 seconds

[zenith fractal]

GREAT WE HAD A DC TOO

iare you using the pretendo otp and seeprom files

[viral flame]

i love spaton

[inland gulch]

ohs shit!

[main onyx]

Spaton!

[zenith fractal]

pls good team

[main onyx]

Queuing again

[tepid canopy]

same

[main onyx]

Error

[viral flame]

just reached 1100p

[main onyx]

Another error

[tepid canopy]

use wii u files

then it should work

[zenith fractal]

they dont work anymore you need actual wii u files now

[viral flame]

waiting for my wii u to light on fire tbh

@zenith fractal look at this guy
#1118322213863555193 message

[tepid canopy]

[viral flame]

He just found out about boot hell

[zenith fractal]

could be me

[brisk nexus]

Nah I don’t think so

[viral flame]

cringe

they should just download deepl

this game sucks

are you playing on funny maps

well like

lemme in.

[tepid canopy]

didnt the seeprom and opt files stop working cause someone wanted to be stupid i got banned

[rotund osprey]

silly maps

cringe

[zenith fractal]

if you do pb then ill join too

i better not be put back into boot hell tho

[viral flame]

ok i will

[tepid canopy]

btw what and what will get me banned off pretendo?

[zenith fractal]

ill let owo sacrifice themselves so i can join :)

[viral flame]

give new pnid ‼️

[tepid canopy]

what if i have custom kits

[viral flame]

sent

[tepid canopy]

ahh alr so like playable octo and srl gear is allowed then right?

alr cool

i ust wanted to know cause i was thinking of adding kracken to a weapon

[viral flame]

i boot game

yes.

[tepid canopy]

do you guys just want to do a pb

[echo gulch]

They never did lol

[zenith fractal]

they worked for me

[tepid canopy]

that would be cool

[echo gulch]

Wish status message worked on cemu lol

[tepid canopy]

cgp gecko

[zenith fractal]

omw

[tepid canopy]

or just altering the kits of the base game

1 more

[viral flame]

im in bbg (baby gorilla)

[tepid canopy]

SHIT WHO LEFT

[zenith fractal]

oh wait i need owo to join first

[echo gulch]

Either custom keyboard or jgecko u memory searching

[thick rampart]

im waiting for you to join

[zenith fractal]

omw then

[thick rampart]

so i can also join

[zenith fractal]

pls no boothell ;-;

[tepid canopy]

so we doing a pb

[tepid canopy]

sign me up

[zenith fractal]

do sponges work online?

[viral flame]

yes

[tepid canopy]

kinda

[viral flame]

yes

[zenith fractal]

@thick rampart you can join now

im in

[thick rampart]

alright

[tepid canopy]

whos hosting the pb?

[thick rampart]

im using aroma so nope

cNone

nice

[shy star]

normal maps?

[viral flame]

can't join rn

bruh

[thick rampart]

dced

[zenith fractal]

WOW

[viral flame]

the funny

[thorn storm]

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[rotund osprey]

@zenith fractal can u accept my friend request

[pale saddle]

i sent you a fr btw

[zenith fractal]

i would if i could but friends is already too unstable for me

im at the 50 friends mark and my connection is on its last lives

[tepid canopy]

i sented a friend request can you guys please accept

[echo gulch]

Connecting friend list on cemu is so ANNOYING

[tepid canopy]

im down to play story maps online :)

[viral flame]

i dced

and then i crashed

lmao

[echo gulch]

It either takes years or doesn't connect at all

[thick rampart]

only dc

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/566715727235514419.webp?size=48

[tepid canopy]

by editing you maps in pb or map swaping

[viral flame]

i crashed for unrelated reasons

[tepid canopy]

accept my friend request plz

[echo gulch]

Fr

[rotund osprey]

i hate friends on cemu so much half the time its just the stupid placeholder

when adding someone

[viral flame]

hacked the system

[echo gulch]

Ask the Splatoon gods

[zenith fractal]

do it

[viral flame]

ok

[zenith fractal]

lol

[viral flame]

i do not see u online

[zenith fractal]

friends on cemu is really weird

[tepid canopy]

dang

[zenith fractal]

if you have friends open for too long itll drop the connection

and anything you did wont be synced with the server

[tepid canopy]

maybe if 6cxe accpets our friend request we can join you

[echo gulch]

Trust me im not

[viral flame]

not there

you prob need to reboot again

[lucid patio]

ill join but yeah my friends ilst is fucked

[unique cradle]

Can i join?

[lucid patio]

woah

[viral flame]

can't add anyone for now or else i crash

[thick rampart]

sent you a fr @inland gulch

[tepid canopy]

you on wii u huh

accept me!

let me check

[viral flame]

no i'm idling in the plaza

can go there rq

ok i'm there

[thick rampart]

booting up splatoon now

[viral flame]

probably

[tepid canopy]

yes

[zenith fractal]

yes

[tepid canopy]

is x!

yeah

[viral flame]

yeah

but i will still crash

[thick rampart]

yep

[tepid canopy]

LETS GO

[zenith fractal]

lmk when any mutual friends are in

[pale saddle]

i am IN

[unique cradle]

I sent you a fr

[thick rampart]

its also more reliable with hacks and mods

[pale saddle]

good with me

[viral flame]

you do not appear on my list at all anymore

[thick rampart]

im good

[viral flame]

i love friends service

[zenith fractal]

now imora has to save us all

[echo gulch]

At any moment friends could disseapear randomly

[thick rampart]

joining..

guys try to join through me?

[viral flame]

i will have to join through greetings

[zenith fractal]

omw

pls no boothell

[viral flame]

my gamepad light has blink

i am intregal to this pb because i have flyhacks

[zenith fractal]

owo join

[viral flame]

im coming kitten

im in

ready up.

NOW

[tepid canopy]

im excided

[zenith fractal]

watch it crash

[tepid canopy]

plz dont crash

[thick rampart]

no crash

[rotund osprey]

?cNone

[pale saddle]

DONT say that

[echo gulch]

?cNone

[tepid canopy]

NO FING WAY

[viral flame]

what can u not tap me

[tepid canopy]

nice

[pale saddle]

does tcpgecko exist for aroma

dam

[thick rampart]

nope

[viral flame]

yoo full lobby

[outer nacelle]

I have a question so what would happen if pretendo reaches the donation goal?

[zenith fractal]

more updates

[outer nacelle]

Oh OK just asking thanks

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/agent4-splatoon-gif-26221040

[tepid canopy]

full lobby lmao

[viral flame]

WHT

who crashed.

[rotund osprey]

NOOO

[viral flame]

too much seeker activity

now it's gonna kick me back to the plaza and im gonna crash

im gonna accept frqs now

[tepid canopy]

i love racing you guys lol

[viral flame]

i have no requests

coming back

[tepid canopy]

NO THE SHIT INK

[unique cradle]

can i add you?

[viral flame]

too late

[pale saddle]

splatted by disrupter sure makes sense

[viral flame]

im going to crash now if i open friends list

havent tried

[boreal dune]

I am

[tepid canopy]

no i just leaft

[viral flame]

gimme a sec

[tepid canopy]

we should do v1 urchin

[viral flame]

im in :33333

[zenith fractal]

would only be possible with the mission version

og urchin was overwritten

[tepid canopy]

plz :3

[zenith fractal]

oh yeah

i forgot

[rotund osprey]

im getting 312

yeah

[zenith fractal]

dont close anything lemme test something

[pale saddle]

in

[zenith fractal]

oh okay

nvm then

[viral flame]

i hope i dont dc this time

smh smh

i was just having fun!

Brown.

hii greetings :3

[zenith fractal]

big run

what map are you doing

[tepid canopy]

hmm

i love this mode

[thorn storm]

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[tepid canopy]

what did i do

[thorn storm]

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[tepid canopy]

BRO

SHUT

[rotund osprey]

?cNone

[zenith fractal]

if you use "i" itll do that

check for yourself

i

[thorn storm]

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[rotund osprey]

bot reply if i am sick

wow

[echo gulch]

Same

[zenith fractal]

doodoo shower

[viral flame]

this is honestly so much more fun with hacks

[zenith fractal]

IKR

now do 1v7

or is it 1v6

[viral flame]

me vs everyone

[zenith fractal]

YES

[viral flame]

i have infinite range eliter it wont be very fun anyways

[unique cradle]

pog

[pale saddle]

yeah lets like not do that actually

[zenith fractal]

if i kill you i get a squidbag pass

[viral flame]

valid

[zenith fractal]

when did i play as inkling girl

i ironically never played as girl

i am one of 3 people that play as inkling boy

[unique cradle]

Do you use the Octoling?

[thick rampart]

im one of the few people that play as a octoloing

[tepid canopy]

ima be afk for a bit

[zenith fractal]

yeppers lol

[viral flame]

i love having the shit cannon

[zenith fractal]

lmao

[pale saddle]

my fps

[zenith fractal]

ikr

[rotund osprey]

splatted by disruptor???

[tepid canopy]

im back

wait you ended the pb/

sorry i was afk

[viral flame]

lmfaooo i was throwing in the results

[pale saddle]

not the music so fast it's "upbeat"

[tepid canopy]

i cant join :(

WE ARE

im getting in

[viral flame]

it's silly

[unique cradle]

Hi

[pale saddle]

0312 restarting game

my game did

[unique cradle]

I sent you a friend request

[viral flame]

not it

[thick rampart]

i already added him

[viral flame]

if someone leaves the lobby 0312s

[zenith fractal]

are any of my friends in your lobby

i restarted twice

and none were online

[bitter crest]

Can i join?

[zenith fractal]

okay restart time for the 3rd time now

[bitter crest]

@viral flame i got you added so im gonna join u if thats ok

[viral flame]

ok

i need some water im fucking melting

[zenith fractal]

this is great

friends resynced midway through the news

and now im in boothell again

still better than nso

im trying to join as hard as i can

welp

[viral flame]

skalop took ur place

[zenith fractal]

who took my slot

WHY OF COURSE

JUST LIKE LAST TIME

wait tho

before you start

let me try something

[viral flame]

death threats.

[tepid canopy]

seems fair

[bitter crest]

yay

[viral flame]

🤬🤬🤬

[zenith fractal]

yes

well see

its loading

[bitter crest]

@viral flame time to break out the crb

[zenith fractal]

yep

and it resycned with friends too

why do people always gotta steal my slot

this is so annoying

[viral flame]

infinite range eliter better tbh

[zenith fractal]

;-;

[bitter crest]

WHAT WAS THAT???

[viral flame]

gg!

[bitter crest]

the one time my capture card doesnt work

[viral flame]

the funny

[bitter crest]

We need to do this again later

[viral flame]

i am going to start

[zenith fractal]

i was recording the other ones

[tepid canopy]

lets do old urchin

[bitter crest]

cuz hopefully i can get it working

[tepid canopy]

7v1

[viral flame]

we are winning

[bitter crest]

this would have been great for my yt

[viral flame]

it's going on mine

like my last sppaton gameply

yea

[tepid canopy]

no

[viral flame]

https://youtu.be/bndmVCwj5Zw

[bitter crest]

this will actually brick my wii u

im surprised its not hotter than the sun

host can u pls switch us to white ink

[tepid canopy]

secret sause

[bitter crest]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730989605742182400/1099804648698814504/caption-15.gif

[tepid canopy]

plz do old urchij

[unique cradle]

The pb is full?

[viral flame]

yes

[tepid canopy]

yea

[bitter crest]

how do u even do this my mind is literally busted

[viral flame]

skull

[thick rampart]

aw you crashed

[tepid canopy]

lmao

[thick rampart]

rip

[viral flame]

im gonna have to segment this recording then smh my head

[tepid canopy]

what if we did a 4v4

[viral flame]

im come.

[tepid canopy]

you are huh

i didnt know

[bitter crest]

whos in the lobby

[viral flame]

@zenith fractal join game

[tepid canopy]

people

[viral flame]

u have 3 slots left

😭

[bitter crest]

i cant join

i dont see anyone

[viral flame]

if you're using cemu reboot

[bitter crest]

im on wii u

[viral flame]

ok well

still do it

[boreal dune]

0312

[viral flame]

crinj

[tepid canopy]

no

[tepid canopy]

reboot

[bitter crest]

doing

[tepid canopy]

im on wii u too

[bitter crest]

@tepid canopy you a fan of four swords adventure?

[tepid canopy]

yea

and wind waker

[bitter crest]

me too

[tepid canopy]

toon link is just awsome lol

[bitter crest]

yes

welp i think it is

i cant join thru @viral flame

[tepid canopy]

ig restart it

[bitter crest]

no i just cant see them in the lobby

[thick rampart]

what

oh nvm

it did give me 0312

[bitter crest]

can i be the one

[tepid canopy]

its u

[brisk nexus]

Y’all are playing PB’s?

[tepid canopy]

u got to restart youre wii u

[bitter crest]

me?

[tepid canopy]

modded pb yes

[tepid canopy]

yea

[bitter crest]

ok

[brisk nexus]

And I’ve been sitting here trying to play pubs

[tepid canopy]

lmao

im booting s1 again

[zenith fractal]

joiing back

i hope a certain individual wont steal my slot again

for the 3rd time

[unique cradle]

I can't join lol

[pale saddle]

join off me stars

[tepid canopy]

im joining

im i9n

[unique cradle]

Why does the error 0312 happen?

[viral flame]

2 slots remain

[bitter crest]

im still rebooting

hopefully i get there in time

[tepid canopy]

the lobby isnt broken

it cant break unless they dc

[zenith fractal]

it can break if someone tried to join without refreshing

[tepid canopy]

if they are getting an error you need to restart

[bitter crest]

joining

[viral flame]

1 seat remains

[zenith fractal]

someone tell me if the last slot is taken

im trying as hard as i can to join again

watch the slot get taken by my bully

[bitter crest]

i wish we could run discord on our wii u gamepad

how do u play Splatoon without a gamepad anyway?

[unique cradle]

keep giving me 0312 💀

[bitter crest]

but cemu?

[unique cradle]

wii u

[tepid canopy]

wii u is fire

[bitter crest]

yes

[zenith fractal]

at the news

pls

dont

[viral flame]

walleye

[zenith fractal]

start

[tepid canopy]

ima go eat reallly quick brb

[bitter crest]

So if your on Cemu what controller do u use?

[unique cradle]

Could it be because I have mods?

[viral flame]

omfg

someone disconnected

[bitter crest]

oh

[boreal dune]

0312 still

[viral flame]

i HATE it here

[zenith fractal]

this is just great

[viral flame]

yeah

[bitter crest]

yes

[zenith fractal]

do it

[bitter crest]

lets at least get 3 minutes of fun

[viral flame]

[zenith fractal]

WAIT

xxxxxxxxxx idk how many x if you use map ports are you able to load a shifty station map

PLS DO IT

[viral flame]

i will screen record it just for you babby

[zenith fractal]

;-;

[viral flame]

peter

[thick rampart]

peter

[zenith fractal]

peter

the horse is here

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[bitter crest]

cool

[brisk nexus]

Could I join?

Oh ok

[bitter crest]

you will be at the recieving end of my bamboo's bread and butter

[zenith fractal]

the day lobby fixes are implemented is the day world peace happens

YOU HAVE IT?

[rotund osprey]

wait splatheap is actually real

[zenith fractal]

are you also the one that made PBLoader

[viral flame]

turning on invincibility hax

[zenith fractal]

BOY I UNFRIENDED YOUR OLD ACCOUNT THINKING YOU LEFT PRETENDO

[bitter crest]

ok so what homebrew do u need to run these hacks?

[zenith fractal]

I AM SORRY

[dark trellis]

epic

[zenith fractal]

it ironically never worked for me and all it did was crash my cemu

i remember

you could have edited the name on the website

me too

[viral flame]

gg

[bitter crest]

that was so cursed

WHY DID I SPAWN BELOW THE ZAPFISH?

[viral flame]

proud to have splatted u that one time

[zenith fractal]

did you make sure to squidbag

[viral flame]

no im a kind soul

[bitter crest]

also did u have invincibility hax?

[dark trellis]

someone private battles?

[zenith fractal]

how many salmonids did you kill

[viral flame]

hey

i did nothing wrong!

[bitter crest]

How do you get the hidden gear?

ok

[stable python]

Sup

[viral flame]

i like grim range blaster more tbh

[rotund osprey]

dw ill carry

[viral flame]

ofc bbg

i forgor the flow ok

I also can't see SHIT

[zenith fractal]

f

[rotund osprey]

WOW

[zenith fractal]

ditto

[unique cradle]

same

[bitter crest]

you have no idea how hard it was to charge up that inkstrike

[rotund osprey]

backstabber 💔

[viral flame]

my entire fucking gamepad was just white

[rotund osprey]

aight going to bed

[bitter crest]

yeah

ok

[zenith fractal]

did you accept my request

[bitter crest]

Im gonna need to send another request cuz my only connection was marius

[viral flame]

this is fun as hell

[zenith fractal]

can you do shifty station next

;_;

all cool people do

[bitter crest]

aaaaaand my wii u froze

[zenith fractal]

@viral flame see

no one uses the message function

[viral flame]

i reject all friend requests with no message

[zenith fractal]

noooooooooooo

[viral flame]

if you cba to write a message i cba to be your friend

[tepid canopy]

im back

[bitter crest]

can we play one unmodded match?

im just gonna send requests to everyone

[viral flame]

i have to reboot to disable hax so i'd be afk

trueing

[tepid canopy]

you guys stop the pb?

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-eating-cheezits-gif-26004848

[zenith fractal]

noooooooooo

the deer is eating the roblox logo

OMW

IM GONN SLANDER CEMU TO LET ME IN

SO NO ONE TAKES MY SLOT

[viral flame]

i have joined.

i'm going to put on earmuffs i have a terrible headache from my wii u fan

[bitter crest]

great now my friend list wont even load

[viral flame]

cannot wait for saturday when i get my new wii u in

1. hynix nand
2. fan

[zenith fractal]

im trying..................

[bitter crest]

alright i can send a friend request now :p

should i send to someone else

[dark trellis]

can I join?

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[tepid canopy]

bruh

[viral flame]

you're mother.

i love the no internet error code that crashes my system

[zenith fractal]

tryinggggggggggg

[dark trellis]

f

[bitter crest]

greenings if you join then i can

[viral flame]

booting splatototn

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/461556435377979406/984190257794801704/ClYGZSVA.gif

[bitter crest]

im just gonna boot and hope it lets me connect to @viral flame

[viral flame]

RAGE

theres like 5 people on the list here now

maybe its just me

its MY turn to be the problem

im rebooting

[bitter crest]

can i try hosting? (we wont be able to play with hacks but i only want to play one more round anyway)

[zenith fractal]

WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE IT CONNECTS BUT DOESNT MOVE ME OUT OF BOOTHELL

no

only if people try to join midmatch

[bitter crest]

i wish i could play ranked in this game

[viral flame]

i am booting spplatrognm

[zenith fractal]

lol

[viral flame]

enables unwinnable splatzones code

I SSE u

[zenith fractal]

im in boot hell bud

[viral flame]

i am trying to join.

[bitter crest]

hows about totk in splatoon roleplay five nights at fredys amogus splatoon 3 for nintendo 64??

[viral flame]

im in.

[bitter crest]

OH YES i can join owo

[zenith fractal]

im gonna try joining from my custom cemu then

[viral flame]

did u crash/

[tepid canopy]

lmao

he got banned

[zenith fractal]

wha happun

[viral flame]

noo i thought we were cool why did you expose me....

😭

[tepid canopy]

king squid roller

use it

[viral flame]

wait

[tepid canopy]

[viral flame]

u never said it was bac k up

[bitter crest]

sorry my tv was being stoopid

[viral flame]

is the lobby up and safe to join

Connecting to the Internet...

how did i get 0502 when i didn't even join a lobby

game crash in 3

[zenith fractal]

2

[viral flame]

it didnt crash

april fools

[zenith fractal]

fu >:(

[viral flame]

ok now it crashed

fr today is my birthday

[zenith fractal]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bitter crest]

_< I couldnt get special

good night

[viral flame]

? it's june it's not my birthday

hamger

[zenith fractal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570686290799099920/1054663446211342406/togif.gif

[viral flame]

time to upload sppaton gameplay (1)

the long awaited sequel

[tepid canopy]

i made an reg pb if anyone wants to join

[unique cradle]

I love this mod

[viral flame]

my wii u is almost about to overheat anyways

[tepid canopy]

wait how

[viral flame]

yeah premiere pro does that

[tepid canopy]

never mine its a hat replacement

[shy star]

anyone on public?

[unique cradle]

It is not

[viral flame]

have you seen this man?

[shy star]

👁️

[dark trellis]

It Starts with One

[viral flame]

yeah

my ssd just crashed the file explorer

i hate my editing machine

[zenith fractal]

do you have the first battles recorded

[viral flame]

i dont rember

[zenith fractal]

i have them recorded if you want them

i can upload them to my mega drive

oh wait

i only have 2 vids of you recorded

the others were of darky

[viral flame]

i start here

no i have everything after that

up until that one match i couldnt play in

23 minutes useable footage

d

[silk belfry]

what mod have yall been using to play on these story mode stages lmao

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1104849459399114885/1118231283487744090/71316460_930093480701240_5009152573768442780_n.mp4

sppaton fisge

this render is so slow

wtf.

i havent rendered anything longer than like

3 minutes in forever

this was the last thing

sent it to a friend and got left on read

[dark trellis]

can I join?

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[zenith fractal]

i never managed to beat inner agent 3

[viral flame]

neither have i

maybe someday

[zenith fractal]

ive been trying since 2018

i once managed to get into phase 4

but died because of missiles

[dark trellis]

I still wonder how I did it in 2 days...

[viral flame]

i've made it to phase 5

the splashdown phase is such bullshit

[zenith fractal]

everyone should report inner agent 3 for hacking

[viral flame]

yeah dude has the invincibility hack and special always charged

ban should happen tbh

[dark trellis]

agree

[zenith fractal]

you know what else this means

he has a v1 switch or a modchip

this is lore now

[viral flame]

same

i got octo expansion at release

[zenith fractal]

i got it around release i think

[viral flame]

very convenient timing because i was in the middle of the woods for a week

like the day after it came out and i downloaded it

[zenith fractal]

you were in a horror movie

[viral flame]

yeah except i didn't get killed by a serial killer i just got mad at girl power station

[zenith fractal]

SAME

i HATE THAT STAGE

girl power is worse than target town and after alterna

[viral flame]

i spent the $84 on splatoon 3 so i can get side order

going to be forever until release but its gonna be good i hope

[zenith fractal]

the reward for it was leaked already

at least a part of the rewards

[viral flame]

do NOT

i want to remain pure.

[zenith fractal]

im not gonna spoil it lol

... if you pay me

jk

[viral flame]

block button is free

[zenith fractal]

noooooo :(

[viral flame]

the email i got when i paid for it says release 12/31/24 but i think that's a placeholder

im not waiting until 2025 for that shit

[thick rampart]

the reward for it was leaked?

this early??

[viral flame]

someone probably left it in the base game

[thick rampart]

oh don't continue

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1091977752640495618.webp?size=48

[tulip dome]

Shoot mb

[thick rampart]

well im deleting it just incase

[tulip dome]

Yea

Sorry

[thick rampart]

who knows who will accidentally see that

yeah you're good

[tulip dome]

Forgor ab spoilers

[zenith fractal]

1 part of it not everything tho

[tulip dome]

Y’all think there’s gonna be 4 waves of dlc or is that just cope

[zenith fractal]

judging by their delivery scale prolly only 2

[thick rampart]

i feel like the inkopolis dlc and the side order is not that much..

[zenith fractal]

by the time itll come out the game will already be 1 year old

[viral flame]

side order will probably be on the same scale as octo expansion

[thick rampart]

although they did put it on a good price

[zenith fractal]

istg if they add girl power back

or outer agent 4

[thick rampart]

same for the mk8dx dlc

[tulip dome]

I love inner 3

[thick rampart]

although you can play the tracks for free if you get them on a rotation online

[tulip dome]

I hope splat 3 has a simmiller life span to splat 2

[thick rampart]

and thats what ive been doing lol

[tulip dome]

With the numbers in the splash tag that makes me think it’s gonna be cross gen with the next gen and that will be how you add people

[viral flame]

considering what they're doing with seasons it might just be a live service game

[inland gulch]

Yo who playing

[zenith fractal]

oh god no

if 4 will be free im not gonna play it

actually ill play it but ill hate it

[viral flame]

next they're gonna add battle pass

[zenith fractal]

I HOPE NOT

[inland gulch]

Ew

[zenith fractal]

if they do that splatoon is dead to me

[tulip dome]

I can get on s1 but public lobbies don’t work

[inland gulch]

I'd quit splatoon entirely

[zenith fractal]

its hard getting into matches people only play at very specific times usually

[viral flame]

it is not outside of the realm of possibility

[inland gulch]

Dang, I was trying but I would be the only one in a lobby

[thick nymph]

catalog is a battle pass kinda

not paid but like

[viral flame]

$60 and you still have to buy the battle pass

[zenith fractal]

ngl a seasons model for a 60 bucks game is already meh

[inland gulch]

Like CoD

[viral flame]

at least they add New Stuff

[tulip dome]

Best thing cod ever did was a battle pass ngl

Cause zombies maps became free

[viral flame]

which I suppose they also did in previous games but not calling it a season

[inland gulch]

Hell nah

[zenith fractal]

if they want to add new stuff they should fix matchmaking first

[inland gulch]

I kinda liked map packs better but that's besides the point

[viral flame]

that will happen with splatoon 6

[zenith fractal]

it is so trashy to see each new splatoon have a worse connection than the previous

[tulip dome]

Dude liked paying more money 😭

[viral flame]

i had really annoying connection issues with splatoon 1

but i also had satellite internet in 2015 so

[inland gulch]

Mwii gets like no new content

[tulip dome]

True

I only played treyarch cod tho tbf

[inland gulch]

Other then trash skins and other cosmetics

[viral flame]

i loved having no internet or tv when it became cloudy or rained one drop

[tulip dome]

Is that why ur on team night rain

[inland gulch]

Every fucking time

[viral flame]

it was either beautiful day go outside or stay inside with no family guy or internet access

[tulip dome]

So that if it rains it doesn’t matter cause ur internet is out

[viral flame]

i mean i have better internet now

[tulip dome]

PB’s might be better

I hope it’s easy to get into a match during splatfest

[inland gulch]

Each time I'm like this I have to remove and put back in the Disc so it disconnects me

[viral flame]

i used to get fucking scammed with satellite internet

now i have better

[inland gulch]

Faster then waiting or restarting

[inland gulch]

That's slow af

[viral flame]

true

i need faster

[inland gulch]

Anyone wants to do pb

[tulip dome]

I should invent my own internet

[tulip dome]

Sure

[viral flame]

with this connection though it's usually my devices that are the bottleneck and not my connection

[tulip dome]

Maybe like 1 or 2 matches tho

[inland gulch]

Dang ok

Let me add u

[tulip dome]

Bet

[zenith fractal]

;_;

[inland gulch]

Now that's fast.

W speeds

Hold up let me test mines

[viral flame]

the sppaton gameplay (1) is 5 GB this is going to take forever to process on youtube

[tulip dome]

Never tested mine cause I know I’ll be disappointed

Is city wifi better? I live in a smaller town in Florida and I’ve never really had many issues but I def have bad lag

[inland gulch]

Fuck

[tulip dome]

Yea

[inland gulch]

I'm not even gonna bother showing

Also had to reset my wii u

[viral flame]

yeah it can be better

usually when you're in a city you're closer to the actual datacenters

not always the case tho i'm in the middle of nowhere and i'm not that far from a bunch of datacenters

[inland gulch]

Added u

W

[tulip dome]

Sick

Loading up splatty toon

[inland gulch]

Same

[tulip dome]

Do you guys use octoling mods or nah

[inland gulch]

Not me, can't figure out how to do it.

[tulip dome]

Yea it is kinda a pain in the butt

I made a room

[inland gulch]

Ok

[tulip dome]

What mode

[inland gulch]

Any

[viral flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRoj5D8CWFY

might be some audio desync eventually and youtube is still processing

[inland gulch]

Trying to join

What the fuck

WHY

[tulip dome]

😭

Rip

Hm

You wanna try host

[inland gulch]

Sure

[tulip dome]

Aughhhh

[inland gulch]

Brug

[tulip dome]

I closed it just as you joined

[inland gulch]

I saw that 💀

[tulip dome]

All good I’ll just join I

*you

[inland gulch]

Ok I made it

[thorn storm]

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[inland gulch]

Sure but ima see if the other guy joins

[tulip dome]

It’s not letting me join :/

[inland gulch]

Fuck

[inland gulch]

Sure

[inland gulch]

So shitty

[tulip dome]

I just gotta reload the wiiu

[inland gulch]

Bout to bomb my wii u

[tulip dome]

Mine does the exact thing

Loads forever

Idk if that’s like a weird wiiu thing or pretendo

I think it’s if they’re on cemu it loads forever

[inland gulch]

Prob pretendo because I never had a problem with Nintendo Network

ITS STILL LOADING WHATSY

[tulip dome]

I did it’s just loading

Sick